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a51773 No.2010[Reply]

Hi everyone Curtis here, if you have made any hurtful comment towards hausemaster or myself, please be so kind and delete them. I would have removed them myself but when I tried to contact the owner of this subreddit, they wouldn't give me mod! Thank you for your cooperation. Your help will allow me to finally leave The Archon™ Sweat-Shop™ and get a job without being told during an interview that I am a sex offender.



307eb1 No.2011


sorry curtis

935910 No.2012

Gib me shekels or I'll revoke your 2b2t pass goy!

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c7c46b No.665[Reply]

>jared admits to grandparents being nazi party members

>jared admits to grandmother being raped by a Frenchman

>jared admits to being part coward

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88dd0c No.686

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>acting like Jared is new
>Doesn't know about the autism wars at 700

d3f8a6 No.687

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>implying I called jared a newfag on my post.
>Not reading that I called the people at Unity and all the shitheads that based with him newfags
>Not knowing how to read.

88dd0c No.688

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Wrong again, kiddo.

>yfw I know jared longer than all of you.

>yfw I tried to warn you newfags about his niggerty
When? The autism wars with jared were a long time ago.
>yfw you all laugh and made a bot of his name.
This came a long time after the autism wars.
>mfw I am not surprised with the outcome.
Nobody is.

c99d29 No.690

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27bcca No.2009


Nice image.

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ccd58c No.2007[Reply]

>lets make a thread of widely known 2b players

4b418e No.2008


not you

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8da473 No.260[Reply]

I'm going to be gone for a couple months and in case ebola or AIDS gets me here's what I had of 2b2t Odyssey chapter 3.
Chapters 1 and 2 can be found here: http://2b2to.webcomic.ws/
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8d67db No.642

not true, someone once pointed themselves out to me in the comic and their skin was the same as it was drawn
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a2c505 No.691

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2c1bdf No.2004

Nice thread.

010d0a No.2005


necrobumb of the century

6ad0b9 No.2006


nice 2 year bump

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387e10 No.2003[Reply]

What's the farthest you've been on 2b2t? Let's compare our scores.

Mine is 4.8mil. Pic unrelated

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1a5de2 No.1966[Reply]

>be me

>join 2b2t for the first time

>found some spawn farm with somebody in diamond armor

>surprisingly he doesn't kill me

>get wood sword


>tending to crops while farm owner wasn't online

>two people in diamond gear pop out of the nether portal

>run away

>watch in surprise as they're not chasing me

>they slowly start griefing the melon farm

>watch helplessly

>taylo_112 pops out behind them

>absolute fucking 1v2's the shit out of them

>he tells me to take their gear

>expect him to BTFO me as soon as I reach they're gear

>I quickly take the diamond gear and run away before he changes his mind

>tfw taylo became my favorite oldfag after that

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4e8a4b No.1984

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>be me

>be a rusherfag

>first few weeks of the rusher roleplay

>not knowing how to use hacks decides to get on the server manually

>an hour goes by and im on the server

>walk around for a bit, struggling to get out of spawn

>talks with the people in chat


>a month goes by

>becomes a vetfag

>finds out about the most respected monument, the valley of wheat

>new queue is up

>finds way into nether

>encounters veteran

>gets killed

>walks around spawn

>meets someone who claimed to be vet

>he helps me get to the valley of wheat, tries to help repair the damages, dies from fall damage


was a fun time

9fe149 No.1985


I REALLY hope this is bait

1a5de2 No.1986


Man I don't know either, it could be just bait but two retards have been going around old theads to be annoying and make unironic shitposts without realizing it.

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1a5de2 No.2002



video with me in chat, was acting REALLY autistic and newfag like but oh well.

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f43a40 No.2000[Reply]

checkem newfaggots

c1e026 No.2001

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bba4a1 No.1978[Reply]

I bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaa

8268e9 No.1999



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d9d5da No.1987[Reply]

After the rusher nightmare, I left the server to let it cool off (This was during the 1000+ Queue)

I was used to waiting 4+hrs to get anywhere into single digits on the queue.

Lo and behold, I decide to come back (hearing that the whole thing blew over)

I was incredibly delighted to hear that the queue is down to manageable levels! (Pic related, that chat is over a span of ~1 minute)

f6a560 No.1988

new fag

f0664b No.1993



6bd8e9 No.1994


No racism

4ba66f No.1996


Ur not me m8

e2c1c2 No.1997


who is this wanker trying to impersonate me

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70c538 No.1989[Reply]

Knighvista and faggots have a cord exploit involving shulker box's Don't use them

4c3919 No.1990



a715c4 No.1991

The protocol only sends container packets to the visible area of a client. Proof or GTFO

d3503e No.1992

Proof you cunt. I am not moving a single fucking thing without prrof.

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3c8c21 No.1836[Reply]

The current IP is: mc.africasimulator.org.

The IP will be changed soon with notice.

I already added a lot of oldfags to the whitelist but if you are not whitelisted, post your IGN and I will see if I can add you to it.

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b950fa No.1891

I joined fall 2014, is that good enough to be whitelisted?

c5e1da No.1902

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Add me niggers, IGN in name field

c33a6e No.1930

Add me nigger

EdHunter_ is my IGN

c3955d No.1937

add me, kike

582219 No.1979

name is TreyPlayzMC

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3dd829 No.1977[Reply]

2b2t is dead and went to shit, join Constantiam, now without jewtubers and faggots that plague 2b.

fcc8dc No.1980

you're a retard, literally anyone that isn't a complete newfag already got the ip also sage

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5b60db No.1973[Reply]

Decided to install Minecraft once again after a long time. Find that 2B2T no longer has a thread on facepunch.

Can't access the site or join the server. Is it dead?

fb7079 No.1974



make sure you client is 1.10

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34814e No.1971[Reply]

Senpai James Rustles is a faggot

3eaf51 No.1972

wow rude mods ban him

453a95 No.1970[Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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