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Love fails, blocks last forever

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a32de6 No.2010[Reply]

Hi everyone Curtis here, if you have made any hurtful comment towards hausemaster or myself, please be so kind and delete them. I would have removed them myself but when I tried to contact the owner of this subreddit, they wouldn't give me mod! Thank you for your cooperation. Your help will allow me to finally leave The Archon™ Sweat-Shop™ and get a job without being told during an interview that I am a sex offender.



21638f No.2011


sorry curtis

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15da01 No.665[Reply]

>jared admits to grandparents being nazi party members

>jared admits to grandmother being raped by a Frenchman

>jared admits to being part coward

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c70f01 No.686

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>acting like Jared is new
>Doesn't know about the autism wars at 700

5f7b13 No.687

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>implying I called jared a newfag on my post.
>Not reading that I called the people at Unity and all the shitheads that based with him newfags
>Not knowing how to read.

c70f01 No.688

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Wrong again, kiddo.

>yfw I know jared longer than all of you.

>yfw I tried to warn you newfags about his niggerty
When? The autism wars with jared were a long time ago.
>yfw you all laugh and made a bot of his name.
This came a long time after the autism wars.
>mfw I am not surprised with the outcome.
Nobody is.

37ef32 No.690

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475943 No.2009


Nice image.

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3a26ba No.2007[Reply]

>lets make a thread of widely known 2b players

5416ae No.2008


not you

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406ced No.260[Reply]

I'm going to be gone for a couple months and in case ebola or AIDS gets me here's what I had of 2b2t Odyssey chapter 3.
Chapters 1 and 2 can be found here: http://2b2to.webcomic.ws/
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510015 No.642

not true, someone once pointed themselves out to me in the comic and their skin was the same as it was drawn
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b98a5f No.691

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bb302e No.2004

Nice thread.

47e93f No.2005


necrobumb of the century

165350 No.2006


nice 2 year bump

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cab492 No.2003[Reply]

What's the farthest you've been on 2b2t? Let's compare our scores.

Mine is 4.8mil. Pic unrelated

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f8b425 No.1966[Reply]

>be me

>join 2b2t for the first time

>found some spawn farm with somebody in diamond armor

>surprisingly he doesn't kill me

>get wood sword


>tending to crops while farm owner wasn't online

>two people in diamond gear pop out of the nether portal

>run away

>watch in surprise as they're not chasing me

>they slowly start griefing the melon farm

>watch helplessly

>taylo_112 pops out behind them

>absolute fucking 1v2's the shit out of them

>he tells me to take their gear

>expect him to BTFO me as soon as I reach they're gear

>I quickly take the diamond gear and run away before he changes his mind

>tfw taylo became my favorite oldfag after that

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804bb7 No.1984

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>be me

>be a rusherfag

>first few weeks of the rusher roleplay

>not knowing how to use hacks decides to get on the server manually

>an hour goes by and im on the server

>walk around for a bit, struggling to get out of spawn

>talks with the people in chat


>a month goes by

>becomes a vetfag

>finds out about the most respected monument, the valley of wheat

>new queue is up

>finds way into nether

>encounters veteran

>gets killed

>walks around spawn

>meets someone who claimed to be vet

>he helps me get to the valley of wheat, tries to help repair the damages, dies from fall damage


was a fun time

695974 No.1985


I REALLY hope this is bait

f8b425 No.1986


Man I don't know either, it could be just bait but two retards have been going around old theads to be annoying and make unironic shitposts without realizing it.

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f8b425 No.2002



video with me in chat, was acting REALLY autistic and newfag like but oh well.

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675b24 No.2000[Reply]

checkem newfaggots

500567 No.2001

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e43980 No.1978[Reply]

I bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaaI bless the niggers down in africaa

bdf7e5 No.1999



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7b1522 No.1987[Reply]

After the rusher nightmare, I left the server to let it cool off (This was during the 1000+ Queue)

I was used to waiting 4+hrs to get anywhere into single digits on the queue.

Lo and behold, I decide to come back (hearing that the whole thing blew over)

I was incredibly delighted to hear that the queue is down to manageable levels! (Pic related, that chat is over a span of ~1 minute)

b1dada No.1988

new fag

64d119 No.1993



b39d47 No.1994


No racism

1cfe0c No.1996


Ur not me m8

2bcb84 No.1997


who is this wanker trying to impersonate me

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4bb602 No.1989[Reply]

Knighvista and faggots have a cord exploit involving shulker box's Don't use them

2d9e03 No.1990



a7d3b2 No.1991

The protocol only sends container packets to the visible area of a client. Proof or GTFO

494b87 No.1992

Proof you cunt. I am not moving a single fucking thing without prrof.

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871eeb No.1836[Reply]

The current IP is: mc.africasimulator.org.

The IP will be changed soon with notice.

I already added a lot of oldfags to the whitelist but if you are not whitelisted, post your IGN and I will see if I can add you to it.

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2d2a32 No.1891

I joined fall 2014, is that good enough to be whitelisted?

53d202 No.1902

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Add me niggers, IGN in name field

672fe4 No.1930

Add me nigger

EdHunter_ is my IGN

d5cbd1 No.1937

add me, kike

a8f102 No.1979

name is TreyPlayzMC

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2e0058 No.1977[Reply]

2b2t is dead and went to shit, join Constantiam, now without jewtubers and faggots that plague 2b.

13e1ee No.1980

you're a retard, literally anyone that isn't a complete newfag already got the ip also sage

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82119a No.1973[Reply]

Decided to install Minecraft once again after a long time. Find that 2B2T no longer has a thread on facepunch.

Can't access the site or join the server. Is it dead?

1a65d5 No.1974



make sure you client is 1.10

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83b6e4 No.1971[Reply]

Senpai James Rustles is a faggot

45b663 No.1972

wow rude mods ban him

0b37e2 No.1970[Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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