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No.281684
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No.281685
>>281680
we're all the lazy thread makers cause we're all lazy
No.281687
>>281679
Nuh, one testicle is always bigger than the other one
When you get prepped for surgery have the doc measure your jewels with some super medical technology, and have him cut out the bigger one.
No.281688
>>281687
i notice a small difference in certain regards but both of mine are pretty similar, is that like the one boob is always different shaped than the other thing?
>asking a thread full of men
No.281689
>>281684
I need them for my collection
No.281690
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>>281689
How many do you have?
No.281691
>>281690
you will be the first
I need to collect small body parts of multiple people and build the greatest shitposter in the world
No.281692
>>281688
Iunno I think so
I do not have my degree in mammary science just yet fam
No.281694
>>281693
we can rebuild you, make you faster, stronger
we have the technology
No.281695
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>>281694
It's more of a frankenstein's monster from the sound of it.
No.281696
>>281695
close enough, just sign the papers
No.281698
No.281701
>>281696
I'm not falling for that again.
>>281699
;_;
No.281702
>>281701
hey don't be sour you can live with one kidney
No.281703
>>281700
Hi.
>>281702
I was saving the other one.
No.281706
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>>281704
*suicides*
>>281705
Going well. Drew a naked crippled furry dyke. You?
No.281708
seals have no butts and cannot have a nice sit down :'(
No.281709
>>281706
same
except the drawing
post it!
No.281711
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No.281712
Seals also are worst at extreme frisbee.
No.281713
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>>281710
Did you draw all of this avatar?
No.281714
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>>281713
No. Its from a dead webcomic.
No.281715
>>281710
i still can't tell which personality is the one being expressed, i mean it honestly works for both
No.281716
>>281714
Maybe you were secretly the webcomic artist!
No.281717
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>>281715
Whichever you prefer.
>>281716
Nah I don't have a blogspot.
No.281718
>>281717
fiiiiine
you could probably do it, though
No.281720
poor big boss though, reduced to a filthy heathen, rip in pepperoni in peace
No.281721
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No.281723
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>>281719
Why are you still here?
No.281724
>>281722
ive never scanned one of these in my life
No.281725
Who has a tripfag finder link
No.281726
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No.281727
>>281722
well fuck you too
No.281729
>>281728
relaxin'
trying to work up the resolve to get up and do shit
No.281730
>>281725
for 4chan or 8chan?
No.281732
>>281729
Do what shit? Literally shit?
No.281733
No.281735
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No.281736
>>281732
eh, kinda
I ate waaaay too many eggo waffles yesterday
No.281737
>>281736
Damn. I had chinese food last night. I'm scared.
No.281738
>>281737
better go for the two bathroom
No.281739
>>281737
I also stayed up until 6am
my body is like "what the fuck are you doing with yourself, Cato?"
No.281740
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>>281738
Nothing has happened yet. I'm afraid my body gave up.
>>281739
I think I woke up at 1 am. I'll probably be going to bed in the next couple hours.
No.281741
>>281740
hopefully it doesn't start running in reverse, remember that south park episode?
No.281743
>>281735
Because you are just oh so loveable
for a complete tool, that is
No.281744
>>281741
I do. That'd be nice at this point.
>>281742
Oh whatever. You have other people to talk to.
>>281743
You can use my tool.
No.281746
>>281744
that shriveled little thing couldnt please a fly
No.281747
>>281744
well we basically are the internet version of that, what is shit posting if not laying epic mouth turds
No.281748
Happy Sunday Funday everyone!
No.281750
So my mailman hurled my package from the truck in front of my very eyes
What a fuckass
But they were batteries
hopefully none of them popped
No.281752
>>281750
if they did pop find out where he lives and stick all the busted ones in his pillow case
No.281754
Hey Grim, I am having food of your people tonight. Indian night best night.
No.281755
>>281754
Yum.
>>281753
Yes, rip first Samus.
Second one is okay. But she needs new energy cells.
>>281751
and I did.
No.281756
>>281752
I filed a complaint instead
hopefully I get a new mailman
No.281757
>>281756
what a fuckhead is right
No.281758
>>281757
>>281757
I've had issues with UPS too
No.281759
>>281755
Is that why the galactic alliance delivered them so shoddy?
And yum indeed, muh tummy rumbling and this beer going down too easily. ever heard of a Devdasi?
No.281760
>>281759
Maybe it is connected. Who knows.
Yes, they are temple maidens, dedicating their life to serving the devis.
No.281761
boo hoo i'm a princess and want my packages delivered with care and grace with daisies and pink bows on top
No.281762
No.281763
>>281758
my UPS guys are usually really good. i order things like LAPTOPS sometimes, so they better not be fucking tossing shit
No.281764
>>281760
Oh really? Huh, well there was a new curry on the menu with their name all over it. So figured I would try it. YOLO. Braised golden brown, tender lamb in onion, garlic, ginger and ungeround Garam Masala
Sounds aite enough.
Pehaps Ridley has something to do with it!
No.281765
>>281763
Niggers run my post office and my ups.
Fuck.
No.281766
>>281761
I forget, there is no such thing as customer service or good work ethic in america.
No.281767
>>281764
If First4 makes a Ridley fig, I will most likely buy it and pose with my Samus.
That dish sounds ubertasty tho.
>>281761
You would expect them to at the very least
place them at the door
ring the bell
THEN drive away
ne?
But you wouldn't know
you're poor
No.281768
>>281748
s-sundays are really fun
No.281769
Why is Yukari so boner-inducing??
No.281770
Wicked burn from Grim-sama
#NoBully.
>>281767
and the clock watching begins.
And that would be so cool! Hmmmm I wonder, if I ought go HAM and just get every character possible from NGE and be a turboweeb.
No.281772
>>281770
I support you in your endeavor 100%.
Steam me your birthdate.
No.281773
>>281767
but realtalk ups don't give a fuck. do you realize how big that company is? do you realize how many people work in their department devoted to lost and damaged packages? it's your damn fault for not insuring that shit. they don't give a fuck
No.281774
>>281773
>insuring a $50 package
I don't think amazon even lets you insure packages.
No.281775
>>281774
then you're fucked bro. don't order delicate shit from amazon
No.281776
I've always ensured anything I've bought over 20 on amazon.
No.281777
No.281779
I always had health insurance when I lived in the amazon.
No.281780
I bet it was really moist there
:^)
No.281781
No.281782
>>281780
Yes, it was very humid, but the women of my pride would lick me clean every night.
No.281783
Moist is a terrible word .
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No.281786
>>281782
That sounds like it would be weird on some places.
No.281787
>>281775
Batteries are durable.
>>281778
Arigatou.
>>281785
My balls are moist
No.281788
No.281789
you have problems
>>281787
No.281790
>>281787
then why are you even complaining. go dust off your tiara or something
No.281791
>>281786
We were all very comfortable with one another, no biggie
No.281792
No.281794
Yea Grim go get raped by Bowser
No.281795
>>281792
Need to check these batts first.
No.281799
>>281796
please don't say that word ;;
No.281800
>>281797
Or Ganon it's your choice tbh
No.281801
>>281797
Arid makes me think of antiperspirant.
>>281798
Nope.
>>281799
Mufasa
Mufasa
MUFASA!
No.281802
No.281803
>tfw commie land
>tfw UPS doesn't throw packages marked with "FRAGILE" through the window
>tfw cops don't randomly shoot me in the war against drugs in a undercover op
>tfw no market freedom and pesky consumer protection laws
Such is life in Soviet Yurop.
No.281804
Feels weird not wearing my watch
I keep checking my wrist for the time and my arm feels so light and free, it's wrong
No.281805
>>281800
I don't play smash anymore, I don't think I'm elligible..
>>281801
Same.
I use Gilette endurance.
48h protection
But there is always still SOME moistness.
Feelsbadman.
>>281802
>mfw
No.281806
>>281804
Tape phone to wrist
Pip-boy
No.281807
>>281805
Even without those I'm still probably strongest poster.
No.281808
>>281805
Don't worry.
He still wants you.
>>281806
Sounds cumbersome.
No.281809
>>281808
Draw doodle on wrist
No.281810
>>281807
I think Shiro could beat you in a fight
because he's so tall
>>281808
nothanks
No.281811
>>281810
He's tall and fat. I'm 90% sure I'd wreck him.
No.281812
>>281809
Snickerdoodle?
>>281810
Thanks nothing; This isn't an option or proposal it's imminent.
No.281813
>>281811
I should learn some Brazilian JJ and kick your ass one day
No.281815
And there I thought I had a semi-usable slider smartphone.
No.281816
Flag r broken wut is goign on?!
No.281817
>>281813
I'll be a Go-Dan in Karate by then so, good luck.
No.281818
>>281817
IM GONNA HAVE TO FLY TO JAPAN TOO UGGGG
You better be married within the next 7 years
>>281816
?
>>281815
tfw xperia z5 will use 810
No.281819
>>281817
don't go super saiyan 4 on us again lenko, i still remember those avatars
No.281820
>>281818
Yeah but you have liquid cooling options so it's okay.
No.281822
>>281805
It happens. Don't feel bad.
No.281823
>>281818
Why? And idk, it'll happen when it does.
>>281819
I miss those days.
No.281825
>>281823
haha yea you still ignored me like a prick most of the time, but i'd ignore me a lot too
No.281827
>>281824
Hello, sweetheart. How's your Sunday been?
No.281828
>>281820
For a phone??
QUE?
>>281821
>>281823
Because you're moving there, no?
No.281829
>>281827
Its going alright, bit lazy, justy got food
>indian nums
Gonna put more jazz on and eat with a cold beer :3 bank holidays should be chill.
And you hun? Have a good night last night?
No.281830
>>281828
It's waterproof.
Just submerge it.
No.281831
>>281830
Even so, I would feel extremely uncomfortable doing that.
No.281832
I downloaded a app that makes my phone waterproof. brb dunking it in sink.
No.281833
>>281828
Yeah, I guess? I'll find some qt eventually. I'm more focused on other things though.
No.281834
>>281831
Oh well. Sony managed to control the 810 fine, it was just HTC fucking up like they always do.
No.281835
>>281832
>>281833
That's good.
I hope you manage your newly acquired assets well.
>>281834
Tell me more.
No.281836
WHAT THE FUCK! MY PHONE BROKE????
No.281837
>>281835
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not.
No.281838
>>281829
It was a very nice night. Thanks for asking.
So, here's a dumb question: what's a bank holiday? I've heard of it such a thing, but never stopped to look up what that means. I could Google it, but I want the Scoogle definition.
No.281839
>>281837
Actual q
I have not been keeping up with the buzz around the 810 chip
No.281840
I downloaded an app that hacked Scootaloo's Instagram.
No.281841
>>281836
Put it in a bowl of rice.
Then put it in the microwave.
No.281842
>>281835
I've already taken care of citizenship, housing, and an initial job. I'd say I'm like 80% there. Just need to learn an entire new language, fuk.
No.281845
>>281842
Holy fuck.
This is actually happening.
No.281847
>>281844
WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD
No.281848
>>281839
The 810 does get hotter, but Sony managed to get the heat out of the 810 pretty well.
The results were people complaining about the Z3+ being too hot, but people say internal temps were similar to the 801.
No.281849
>>281845
I'm a very thorough worker.
ay
>>281846
indeed
why
>>281847
will leave him plenty of money and hire someone to take care of him
No.281850
feels good to see Grim and Lenko as friends again
No.281851
>>281838
Erm, they are days in which the banks close for a short holiday, to give staff time off. As a result though, it has spread to the vast majority of working institutions to also have a day off on these days. Though there is no in law right to a holiday. Usually schools and most public place close or finish early. Becasue they usually seen as time off days people are often paid extra to work them.
Essentailly an excuse most of the time for a day off in the sun and a lie in on a Monday.
>I work Bank Holiday monday
It sucks, not because of not having time off, but because places will be shut and that means that the majority of my time at work is going to be spent in house. Terribru. I like to make sure our tenants have time out. Maybe I could go for a walk in the local community.
Anywho thats a long scoot definition.
And yay! Glad you had good times.
>>281840
Not my GFs BFs nudes!
>>281841
Okay, so I set it off for 5 minutes,,,, That right?
No.281852
>>281850
I'll bite, what's up?
No.281853
>>281848
What about the Camera shutting off. Due to overheat.
>>281850
We've always been friends tho.
>>281849
...idk how to feel about this
No.281854
>>281849
just sort of felt like the thing to do
No.281855
>>281853
I have my reasons and this seems like fun.
No.281857
>>281853
I think it happens after 7-ish minutes or so, if you're filming 4K, but every other device capable of recording 4K suffers from it too, last from what I know.
No.281858
>>281852
>>281853
nah i was just remembering you guys had a divide a couple months back or something. it's nice to see you guys past that.
No.281860
they call them bank holiday's here too silly
No.281861
>>281851
Hee, thanks. I wish we had those here. So you get along with you tenants pretty well?
>>281851
>Okay, so I set it off for 5 minutes,,,, That right?
M-hm. And wrap it in heavy duty aluminum foil. That will attract more drying microwave particles that'll soak up the excess moisture. You could put a fork in there too if you want, along with some twist-ties. You want as much of the microwaves to bounce around as possible for maximum dryness.
No.281862
>>281860
They do? Hm. I guess I'm just not very observant. I've never heard anyone around here use the term.
No.281863
Sword bought some new underwear today...
No.281864
>>281863
You Dislike This.
No.281865
>>281842
こんにちはレンコくん。
お元気ですか？
>>281851
There was a lot of gay porn.
No.281866
>>281863
please be ashamed of your homosexuality like the rest of the world. also please spoiler
No.281867
>>281864
yes i do
>>281866
no
cant, was on phone
No.281868
>>281861
Super duper well, they make the job worth doing. Makes the money sweeter heh. I get to go on a business trip soon so that is super fun!
>>281861
AH! I better go down and wrap it in ALUMINIUM foil. Ah I see you've done thos before! You saved my life there. If I didnt have my phone I would be like Sasha Grey's vagina. screwed.
>>281865
Well, er....................... jinkies?
No.281869
No.281871
>>281868
The jinkle tinkle.
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No.281873
>>281863
what a disgusting meme faggot
No.281874
>>281871
Atleast my Ashley Maddison is safe.
No.281875
>>281870
...fucking dutch people
No.281876
>>281867
Please buy that underwear from him and then burn it.
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No.281879
>>281876
i dont think hed let me
No.281880
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>>281868
Business trip, huh? Do you have an expense account? If not, keep ya ass out da mini bar.
>>281869
Ah. I've just never heard them referred to in such a way. Thanks for correcting my ignorance.
No.281881
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No.281882
>>281880
it's what i do <3
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No.281887
>>281872
はい、おかげさまで〜
>>281874
That's good bruh.
No.281889
>>281858
>>281859
>>281855
Make it a cute caretaker.
so he has eye candy at the very least.
>>281857
Last I read it was just from launching the camera app.
Still, that is absolutely disgusting.
>>281870
what.
>>281881
gg
No.281890
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DONT BULLY FOR FFS
>>281880
>>281880
if only! ah it is only a day trip to and from somewhere. it is unfortunatte we dont get to have a good time at the expense of the company :P
You guys not got anything coming up this week? No BBQ or lake visits?
:)
No.281891
No.281893
>>281890
Well, I visit he lake every Saturday 'cause my part-time job. But I don't know about barbecue. Our sales staff had a ton of meetings this week, which is why we had to much food in the building. I think it'll be back to slim pickin's Monday.
No.281894
No.281895
>>281887
Not sure what to make from that other than "I'm fine, thank you~"
No.281896
No.281897
>>281893
How was your weekend work?
And slim pickings?! the horror! I will have to run some jellies in STAT!
Does it seem to be like a "normal" week ahead? Like, no planned work things you know of happening?
>>281894
That is good :3
No.281898
>>281895
>お元気ですか？
is like "are you good?" but is commonly translated as "how are you?" since they're used the same way.
Then you reply with
>はい、おかげさまで
which is like "yes, thanks"
No.281899
>>281898
Oh I see, okay then. Still procrastinating on learning, might start later.
No.281900
>>281897
Mhmm ^^
>>281899
Get gud, skrub
No.281901
No.281902
>>281897
Weekend work was fine. I got to drive a jet boat someone brought in for consignment! Fun fun. As for the main gig, it'll be business as usual, except I'll hopefully be training a new employee. They like me to train them so they don't pick up bad habits from the newer people, and it'll be a relief to have someone to help with the load. We've lost so many people lately.
So, if it's not too nosey, may I ask what your trip's all about?
No.281903
>>281901
Thank you, that is all I'm asking.
No.281904
No.281905
>>281902
The trip is to get attention of the Northern branch of the company more recognition and more "dstory" time. As there is an awful lot about the Southern/London branch around at the minute. Like the social media section is all focussed on London/the south.
Me and a work colleague took the initiative and started writing a compay blog, whoiich the upperheads have taken notice of, and they are really pleased. We want to set up a Facebook/Twitter account for our region and promote it.
Get big corporations involved by bringing us to their attention, writing about our jobs and experiences so that Joe Blogg in the street knows what exactly our hjob entails.
Hopefully this will then give off a better vibe within the company and help promote buisiness.
>we had the Head of HR up the week before last giving us all a big pat on the back as it is snowballing well.
Just trying to be proactive >.<
My work mate, she is happy I am going though, because she has social anxieties and doesn't like going anywhere unfamiliar, or crowded places or being made the centre of attention, I on the otherhand rather enjoy being an idiot and taking the pressure off of her. hue.
Ooooooh did you do a barrell roll in the boat?
And sabby the teacher. heh you seem to do it alot, as you've said. Well, learn from the best :P
No.281906
>>281904
Quick way to make 50K on TERA?
No.281907
>>281906
Break into their servers.
No.281908
No.281909
>>281908
Quick way without spending real money.
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No.281911
>>281910
Scoots, the adults are talking.
No.281912
>>281909
my sister plays, I can ask her ^^
No.281913
Also I am the founder of a new guild called Fetish Quest.
No.281915
>>281911
>How can you be an adult when you play MOBA
No.281916
>>281914
Thank you.
>>281915
>How can you be human when you are a tea drinking Brit Bong
No.281917
>>281915
I like that one's face.
This is how.
>
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No.281919
>>281905
thats all really cool scoots, i hope it works out and you get a lot of success and recognition from your company
No.281920
>>281916
>>281917
;STOPBULL;
skynet.chat: When will the bully stop?;
No.281921
>>281918
WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS SPECIFICALLY THOUGH?
No.281922
>>281905
You've come such a long way since you were worried about even finding a job, Scooter. I'm proud of you. :3
I think I may go for a run in a few minutes. It's a nice day for it and I've been lazy lately.
No.281925
>>281921
because you have to suffer with the rest of us, don't think you're excluded
No.281926
>>281920
>He often gets "I want to have a baby with you" from female fans.
No.281927
>>281924
this one doesn't work for me
No.281928
>>281921
>>281925
>2015
>Not being a transcendent memester
No.281930
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This is not fun, this is raw knas
No.281931
They shooting with their guns in the trakt ÄÄÄHN
No.281932
>>281928
you're disgusting, your underwear is to remind you of all the fun you have pissing everyone off with your dick
No.281933
get the fuck out off my face
fuck off of my AN SIKT
No.281934
>>281922
Ah, yea, that was a while ago wasn't it. Not exactly my finest moment heh. Things are going well. Just about getting ym head down and doing my best!
And you off? You do that, feel the burn. i am at physio on Thursday, hopefully my knee is coming along better. I miss being able to do lotsa things in the gym and outside. Tried running in the gym the other day and my knee felt weird/like it was going to buckle, stop that.
Running is freedoms.
>>281923
<. < Good day?
>>281919
Thank you :)
>>281926
.......Dont we all?
No.281935
>>281932
>"To be fair it isn't hard to piss off a bunch of virgins who fantasize about fucking animals and children~"
No.281936
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>281924
Suddenly, Kimmel.
>>281934
...I don't think so.
No.281937
>>281934
It's my day off and I played TERA with my brother.
All in all I'm enjoying it.
Listening to music.
No.281938
>>281935
i sincerely don't keep track of the actual animal fuckers so you got me on that, but most of the people here just want character body pillows, is that so wrong?
No.281941
>>281927
right click the webm not thumbnail and save?
No.281942
>>281938
>"You tell me doggy, would you consider deluding yourself as a coping mechanism for your virginity to be a bad thing~?"
No.281943
>>281942
if you're implying i'm a virgin specifically Sword you're going to have to try harder, me and you have had conversations about stuff like that, and faking like you can't remember every fly won't excuse your poor memory
>>281940
:^)
No.281944
>>281936
*there theres*
>>281937
Sounds nice. Gotta slack the slack.
No.281945
>>281944
I don't wear slacks.
No.281946
>>281920
when will, you think? Perhaps.
No.281947
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>>281939
It's not even skoj, you get råknas
You have to be tuff not sårbar
No.281948
>>281934
Poor thing. I hope you'll heal up alright. I know you like to stay active.
Take care, Scooter. I'll bother you later. ♥
No.281950
>>281945
o.o
>>281948
See you later Frauelein! Be like Ennis! :D
No.281951
>>281949
AND WHEN THINGS HEAT UP THERE ARE FEW LEFT
PEOPLE GET REMOVED FROM THE THREADS THEN
No.281952
No.281957
BD, want to watch me play Ground Zero once I'm done cleaning?
No.281960
tbh I thought you were talking to yourself.
No.281962
>>281957
YES, def later tonight, but right now I'm in a DnD game, you have my Skype though :) Don't be a stranger bromo
No.281963
No.281964
>>281959
-pets you some-
wait.
you like football o.o
get on steam i need your help ^^
No.281965
>>281962
(the way moog described it watching the way you play would be hilarious for me)
No.281966
She has a clock in her eye l0l
No.281967
>>281961
It wouldn't have surprised me if it was true.
>>281963
Yeah, tbh same.
No.281968
>>281960
It wouldn't be strange.
No.281969
>>281962
If I'm not preoccupied later tonight then.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/zenpickle
Add me on steam if you'd like.
No.281970
Pretty fucking pleased with this.
No.281971
>>281964
-pets- I don't want to steam
No.281972
No.281974
>>281971
flan only ever wants weird kinds of help..
No.281975
No.281976
>>281970
>Not having a status sweep team of Butterfrees
No.281979
>>281976
That sounds terribly boring.
No.281980
>>281974
Flan is cute so it's okay
>>281977
FOOTBALL!!!!!
No.281981
>>281978
Her cleavage is more apparent
No.281982
No.281984
>>281980
i picked leveon bell. who do i pick next?
gronkowski and peterson?
No.281985
>>281980
flan is pretty cute if i remember right, think there was a pic
No.281987
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Now son, I'm only telling you this
Because life can do terrible things
No.281989
No.281990
No.281991
No.281993
>>281987
tuggin at my heartstrings.
No.281994
No.281995
>>281993
I cry every time I listen to it.
No.281996
>>281994
Oh that's lame, I only talk to Wish.
No.281997
>>281981
I bet you want to post lewds of her WELL GUESS WHAT???? You're not allowed
>>281984
Pick Ivory for RB and now pick Gronk, yes
>>281985
Stop trying to get in her panties
>>281986
I know you're lying you fake shit
No.281998
>>281996
Except everyone else you talk to that's not Wish.
No.281999
>>281998
Yeah but I think of Wish when I'm talking to them :^)
No.282000
>>281997
oh i picked seahawks defense and gostkowski instead cuz theyre the best :3
No.282001
>>281997
i bet she has a big dick
No.282002
>>281995
it's sad, I worry these things will happen in my life.
No.282003
>>282000
Oh god
That defense was only good because of their linemen
>>282001
She's pretty hung, yeah
No.282005
No.282006
>>282004
You don't have soul
No.282007
No.282008
No.282009
>>282003
d-did i mess up? i got chris ivory as well and russell wislon
No.282010
No.282011
>>282002
It would kind of suck, wouldn't it?
No.282012
>>282009
have you seen Ivory play? omg
>>282010
Yeah her tits hang pretty low :x
No.282013
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Happy Endings Are Stories That Haven't Ended Yet
No.282014
>>282012
>implying i haven't been in a voice call with flan in it before
No.282015
>>282012
no... will you help me really quick v.v do i need two defenses?
No.282016
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No.282017
>>282016
at least she's a real girl
No.282018
No.282019
>>282014
I have too, so?
>>282015
I can't go on Steam atm omg
No.282020
No.282022
>>282019
T_T pleaseee
How many RB's should i end up with. i have 5 but i can only play 2 so i think i messed up. idk what a flex player is
No.282023
No.282024
>>282022
You should have 3
RB get tired after 3 plays and you should rotate them
No.282026
>>282024
x.x i dont think thats how it works!
No.282027
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No.282028
>>282011
the only fear I have in life is having everything and losing all of it.
No.282029
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>>282025
dat dick
>>282026
Are you not a coach on a real team?
No.282033
>>282029
dat diddly dickaroono
No.282034
>>282030
it's not even fun it is raw knas
you chased them away
No.282035
No.282036
>>282031
-pants-
>>282032
Are you doing that fantasy football thing? Then you should pick the entire Bill's defense
I can't wait to see them
omg
>>282033
You're scaring me... I realized I have very bad anger issues and breathing exercises are helping a lot
>>282034
You don't like Sci?
No.282037
No.282038
my kitchen is flooding
wtf
the dishwasher, which is broken and has been off for months, is flooding water into the kitchen all of a suddenly
wtf
it is deep o.o
No.282039
>>282036
breathing is good for that in general, it really clears out your head when you take some time to breath slowly, good alternative to those breaths being full of smoke from cigs for nerves or pot
No.282040
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>>282037
Must suck always trying to be popular but never really getting there :x
No.282041
>>282036
I feel grossed out and aroused at the same time. And confused because your gender is still unknown and I'm too straight to take any risk.
No.282042
>>282038
naked kitchen beach party
No.282043
>>282036
the entire bills defense is one pick x.x
No.282044
>>282038
Lol buy a new kitchen?
It's not that hard
No.282045
>>282038
Don't drown in your kitchen. You can survive without eating for a couple weeks.
No.282046
>>282040
For you? Yah, probably.
No.282047
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>>282041
I'm female... so yeah if you're gay I'm sorry to burst your bubble
>>282043
Omg you don't know your foot!
No.282048
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>>282046
Why don't you be yourself?
No.282049
>>282047
i just wanted your helppp
No.282051
>>282048
My boyfriend would get jealous of all the guys fawning over me ^^
No.282052
>>282047
Quite the contrary. I'm male and straight. I have a penis and everything.
>>282050
Hey Grim.
No.282053
Oh
I'll be back later
>>282049
The Bill's defense is going to be unstoppable this year
Watch omg
omfg
>>282051
Your dad doesn't count as a real boyfriend lol
>>282052
This place will change you... Give it time
No.282056
>When the piano super tinkly in yo jazz song
No.282057
>>282051
Next poster gets one favor.
No.282059
>>282056
don't make jazz sound gay
No.282060
>>282051
Invite him and let the sex party begin.
>>282053
That's impossible Blood. Even CoC hasn't changed me. I didn't touch one single cock in 4 walkthroughs.
No.282061
Oh yeah. I won.
One favor for me.
No.282062
>>282056
what kind of pants will you buy?
No.282063
>>282044
uhh, excuse me? we bought a new kitchen and that was 10,000 dollars or more
it's about as not hard as the dicks you wish you were sitting on constantly
No.282064
No.282067
No.282069
No.282070
>>282068
why you gotta be so sad?
No.282072
>>282070
It's part of my charm.
No.282073
>>282071
>>282072
You're like polar opposites. That's impressive.
No.282074
i am wearing welly boots in my own home >.>
No.282075
disliking people is for opinionkeepers
No.282076
>>282074
Because you let the dog down.
No.282077
>>282074
take a pic of your dog on a little raft, wearing a rain cap
#GrrMondays
No.282079
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282072
well, I'm just gonna post random shit that makes me smile.
>>282073
yeah, it happens.
No.282081
Andy Biersack and Scout Taylor-Compton were such a cute couple... </3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDJF0OdYp8
No.282082
>>282081
Are they lesbians?
No.282084
>>282082
No, just a boy and a girl, young and in love.
No.282085
>>282083
Hey Chii. It's a bid dead right now unfortunately.
No.282086
"No, no undertones is not yuri! You have one job. My coffee maker has one job and it manages to do that!"
Oh Demo you make me happy.
No.282088
>>282084
He's so girly looking.
No.282089
>>282085
Oh thats okay.
Whats up with you?
No.282091
>>282089
Not much. Universities are being a pain in the ass, as usual. And I almost finished Borderlands The Pre-Sequel with my buddy
No.282092
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282080
yeah, but you should use the embed feature next time.
>>282086
I love demo!!!
No.282093
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>>282088
He's fucking beautiful. ♥
No.282094
>>282084
Kind of looks like Cooki.
No.282096
Andy ballsack can kill himself.
No.282097
File: 1440969913749.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.52 MB, 640x360, 16:9, in finland we homo 32032.webm)
No.282098
I went to Starbuck's once,
Now I eat like France.
No.282099
>>282092
And abandon my beloved avatar ? NEVER.
>>282095
Okay, it's disturbing now.
No.282100
>>282087
Don't use my images.
No.282101
>>282091
Nice, how is that going?
>>282095
ugu
No.282102
>>282093
That's him? He certainly has a very pretty smile. Pretty jealous.
No.282103
I rememb playing a littl BL2 with Adachi back in the day.
No.282104
I rememb Grim before he was gay.
No.282106
>>282105
He's just mad he's poor/single/dead-end job
No.282107
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282096
hey scoots, you die antwoord?
>>282099
avatars are nothing to get attached to, I used to be loyal to my avatar, but everyone else changed and now I use anything I feel like at the time.
No.282108
>>282097
That's...very touching in a odd way.
>>282098
Scoot. Scoot. Scoot. You're insulting the country I lived in for years.
>>282101
Borderlands or the unies ?
>>282103
Yeah, just the beginning. My spoken english was really terrible back then. I kind of ran away from mere shame I think.
No.282110
>>282106
Lashing out. I remember being that angry. Thankfully I let it go.
>>282107
Mhm. I Die indeed :3
>>282108
I went on holiday in Quebec.
Now I eat like France.
No.282111
>>282100
Nope, let me get your youmu folder
>>282101
senpie
No.282112
>>282108
hawhawhaw.
I saw no problem.
>>282110
He has nothing to distract him on Sundays.
No.282113
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>>282102
I would do such sick, deviant things to his body.
No.282114
>>282112
Perhaps he should read or something.
No.282116
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282110
that hair cut really doesn't work with her face, makes her look like a mans.
No.282117
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>>282108
what about france?
No.282119
>>282104
Grim was always secretly gay.
No.282120
>>282111
Never posting a single youmu on animus ever again. You thief!
No.282121
>>282113
Forcibly inject narcotics?
No.282122
No.282123
>>282116
LOOK OVER HERE GUYS. ITS THE NAVY TELLING US HOW TO CUT HAIR!!! WOOO WOOO WOOO!
No.282124
>>282119
I know you want this dick.
But I can't.
Only4girls.
No.282125
>>282107
Frankly, contrary to most of you I'm attached to the idea of being easily recognizable. I dislike a lot being forgotten, or ignored, because, well, my most honest desire is to be part of something, completely. And this place is the only one which looks like it will accept all of me. So, if I can be "Adachi", and be recognized as such by everyone, I'll be happy.
>>282109
Well, the uni I try to apply to currently asks stupid amounts of identity documents, and I'll have to scan a few things tomorrow because of that. And I'm not even sure I'll be accepted in the end, so I find it hard to find motivation.
Conerning Borderlands, I'm playing Jack's Double, and I'm slightly disappointed with him. I should have stuck with Willem. But heh, you don't have to play this game only once.
>>282110
Scoot, stop triggering me.
>>282112
Really ? I felt terribly awkward at the time.
>>282117
What about what ?
No.282126
No.282127
>>282115
desu neeeee
>>282120
Youmu isn't the only 2hu I like
No.282130
>>282125
>>282125
It is such a distant memory.
I do remember trying to skype and not really being able to understand.
But we had fun playing the game..
No.282131
>>282125
Ayyyyy lmao sorry brah
No.282133
>>282125
does France gay too?
No.282134
>>282125
Yeah that sounds a bit tedious...but it is a Uni so its more strict then a college right? Or do you guys now have those over there?
Ah I only played borderlands 1 for like an hour so I dont know much about it
No.282135
delicious skirt steak cooked so the black stuff around it and still bloody in the middle
No.282136
>>282134
oh my god that picture is so cute
No.282137
>>282132
Grim i'm scared.
im scared of what MGSV is gonna be like
No.282140
Now this is the part where the board breaks down, its real intense, no one makes a post... everything looks like its 8chan now...
No.282141
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>>282128
You're just shocked that I caught on to your despicable plan.
No.282142
>>282137
Well, based on my friend who has already been playing it since the 28th,
He loves it.
No.282143
>>282141
What? I would never do such a thing~!
No.282145
>>282139
you subbed to other channels then Nitori?
No.282146
No.282147
>>282142
I'm scared of Peace Walker elements
Fuck that grindy ass game.
No.282148
>>282130
That's true but, ugh, that's frustrating. I really wish I could improve my fucking english, because I feel... a bit lost lately. Maybe the depression is doing this, because I feel tired as hell, and as if my skull was filled with mud.
>>282131
It's okay panty.
>>282133
More or less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBuKuA9nHsw
>>282134
Well, in France and most of Europe you have three parts for college, 1-3 years after high school, 4-5, and 6-8. I finished my third year, so now I must enter the 4-5 part. The problem is, that this part is much more strict in term of selection, and that's where I have trouble. Most of the time it's administrative bullshit by the way.
>>282137
In a good or bad way ?
No.282149
>>282145
I snoop around but I'm only subbed to you and nitori
lol
No.282150
we tried filling a condom with toilet roll and stuffing it a hole and it seemed promising but then it didn't
problem is, waste water from the sink and stuff is for some reason coming back through the dishwasher, which is itself no longer draining
possibly because where it drains from is where the water is coming back from
No.282151
>>282138
yeee, d-don't think i cute like things or anything though, b-baka
No.282153
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>>282148
/patpat
I remain your friend either way.
>>282147
What are those?
No.282154
No.282155
>>282143
Oh, so you'll have someone else do it?
No.282156
>>282150
dem cute boots tho 10/10
No.282157
>>282148
Is it mandatory?
>>282149
Ah I see same here, the songs pretty good i love Eurobeats but I cant find any other channels that upload as frequently as Nitori
No.282159
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No.282160
>>282156
why thank you. this is the first time i've ever had a reason to wear them.
No.282161
Good night,
Auf wiedersehen.
>>282148
:33333
anywho off. ciao ciao
No.282163
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282123
I get a high skinfade just so I don't have to get it cut again for a month, her haircut is like "I want attention, but I don't want to be pretty"
>>282125
and I'll always be griddles, even if I rarely post them.
No.282164
>>282159
Oooooo
Why cant there be more people like Nitori!? I need my music fill!
No.282165
>>282161
Sleep tight.
May good dreams follow you into your slumber.
No.282166
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>>282164
There are only so many circles
but I do remember SD linking me this site that had about 4k songs archived from somewhere.
I lost link, ask him about it when he posts.
No.282167
>>282153
Continuously rescue people and do a million side ops to get people on your team that will do specific jobs i.e. repair, mess hall, medicine, combat unit.
The more better trained people on your team the more those groups level up, which means you unlock more guns and tools that take forever to create.
That's what Peace Walker was, from what I can remember.
I hope they won't go back to that shit.
No.282168
>>282167
There are certainly elements to that in the game. From what I saw in the gameplay trailer, anyway.
No.282169
>>282166
Hmp....there needs to be more music.
No.282170
>>282152
Got it. Too bad Konami has become Satan's reincarnation.
>>282153
Gr...Grim-sama ! Thank you !
>>282157
Absolutely not, but I can't decently find a job with only three years of college. If I fail at finding a uni, I'll have to delay my study years and wait one more year before becoming an independent adult.
>>282161
Bye Scoot. May your night be peaceful.
>>282163
I'll try to remember that.
No.282171
Then again im just a casual fuck and video games are hard so who even knows
No.282172
>>282162
AND THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE LOCO
LOCO'S GONNA RAPE A DRUGGED ANDY WHILE YOU WATCH THROUGH A KEYHOLE
YOU MONSTERS
CUCKOLDING MONSTERS
No.282173
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>282168
I know that's why I'm scared ;~;
>>282170
>
No.282174
>>282171
You seem pretty fucking hardcore MGS tho.
Just like how I am balls-deep into the Metroid franchise.
>>282170
Not sure if sarcasm.
I don't appreciate sarcasm in these kinds of topics.
>>282169
Buy albums.
No.282175
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is one of the best songs I've heard from that area though, chii
>
No.282176
>>282174
I've only actually played 2 of the games, 3 if you count the demo I guess, everything else I watched from videos, streams.
So it's more or less that I'm into the story, not that I'm good at the game.
No.282177
You know what's funny?
Limes got me into Kygo with that funky bodysuits webm
No.282178
>>282170
Sounds rough...how old are you?
No.282179
>>282176
kek
Rising though
I really really want a 2nd one
No.282180
>>282174
I dont even know where to buy them!
>>282175
Yeah i've heard it, its pretty good
No.282181
>>282177
I think SD originally posted it.
No.282183
>>282176
>only played 2
Mami what the fuck
get out
No.282184
>>282172
I couldn't trust Loco with something this important.
No.282185