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No.282186
>>282179
Oh yeah I guess you could count Rising.
I actually just got finished watching all of MGS4.
Raiden is cool af.
>>282183
Yeah after you wrap your lips around my shaft and blow me.
No.282187
>>282186
Right after you quit being a casual.
No.282189
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>>282186
Man.
They probably cancelled it since Kojima left.
Why did he go..
>>282181
Ha.
>>282180
Me neither
RIFK
No.282190
>>282173
Yeah, I saw that. Actually, I'm especially pissed about Silent Hill. Motherfucking Guillermo del Toro. And I think he fell into depression after that.
>>282174
It was not. I'm really grateful. I'm just bad with displays of affection, so I just wrapped it in something half-humoristic. Sorry if I was not clear.
>>282178
22. You ?
No.282191
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>>282190
You're alright. ^^
No.282192
>>282189
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>282190
21.
So you plan on being in Uni for what kind of job?
No.282193
>>282190
Konami, land of the mobile games.
>>282187
The whole reason I got into it was because of my friend who was into it.
So then I just watched everything with 1 and 2, then got the Legacy Collection and played Peace Walker and Snake Eater.
I'm probably just going to go back and play 2 soon.
>>282189
Because the new guy at Konami is fucking insane.
No.282194
Today I got a hug from a guy high on ecstasy whilst also thanking me for existing.
Life can't be prettier than this.
No.282195
>>282193
I wouldn't blame you for avoiding 2.
It's the worst.
No.282196
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>>282193
What's his position.
What he do.
>>282192
I got Sakuya and Yukari coming in the mail tho
:333333333333333333333333
No.282197
>>282170
do or do not, there is no try.
No.282198
>>282196
What do they look like?
No.282199
>>282195
I like the story, I think it was neat and all, but the first time I watched it, I just got pretty triggered.
How do you feel about PW, do you have the same resentment as me?
>>282196
Same cool sword dude, except he's not super OP.
He pretty much comes in and backs up snake when he's getting memed.
No.282200
This sound is so fucking nice omg.
No.282201
>>282199
No.
In fact, it's my second favorite.
No.282202
>>282198
Well Yukari was linked, here is Sakuya
>
No.282203
>>282189
Rising is the only MGS I played. really cool, even though the secondary weapons felt bad.
And, thanks Grim.
>>282192
Translation, English/French. It's what i'm the best at, I think.
>>282193
And pachinkos.
No.282204
>>282199
No, no no.
I know Raiden.
Who is the new Konami guy that made Kojima leave
No.282206
I mean I dunno if this is how it'd really sound for a circular saw to go through bone but I fucking love it.
No.282207
>>282202
ugh that sakuya...jesus;;
Yukari is better.
>>282203
For like...book and games n shit?
No.282208
>>282203
I'd put it in my top 10
Sometimes you just need a slasher like rising
Jetstream Sam though
>>282205
Exactly.
Put on some fucking pants you neanderthal.
No.282209
>>282207
What's so bad about her??
No.282210
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>>282055
I'm serious
>>282060
...more games.. how boring
Games are boring x.x
>>282063
I think you're gay cuz you keep talking about nice hard dicks
>>282205
Did you see yourself in the mirror or something?
No.282211
No.282212
>>282201
Ehhh... but, the dumb ass use of The Boss and all the stupid grindy elements and the annoying boss fights.
>>282204
OH
my bad, just google like "Konami and Kojima" or something.
No.282213
>>282211
Enjoying the sticky weather?
No.282214
>>282213
it's pretty good... not as bad as that last time...
No.282215
>>282212
>Boss fights
>Annoying
I will shove my hand so far up your ass, I'll be able to feel what you had for breakfast.
No.282216
>>282208
I think I'm wearing pants.
>>282210
No, I noticed that you opened the thread.
No.282217
>>282209
The quality of the figure isnt good.
just looking at her makes me cringe
her hair looks funky as hell
No.282218
>>282216
I bet you smell horrid irl
No.282219
>>282215
Sorry don't mind me let me fight this boss another 6 times so I can complete zeke.
say goodbye to your 24 bars of health fucking nerd.
No.282220
>>282207
And movies, and series, and animes, everything. I guess I could end translating manuals for phones or some shit like that, but hey, gotta start small.
>>282208
Sam felt...i dunno, he was super weak as a boss, I was pretty disappointed. But I liked his character, even though he didn't really strike me.
>>282210
It's because I'll never know again the soft feeling of a woman. So I drown in my desillusions.
And games are NOT boring.
No.282221
>>282218
Yeah, I've been using the same scent for a few months now, I bet everyone's bored of it~
No.282222
>>282220
Was it hard learning english?
No.282223
>>282212
According to Thomas James‘s translations, as of April 2015, Metal Gear Solid 5’s budget reached over $80 million. James, who works as a freelance game localiser, said that Love Plus creator has left the publisher and that development on Tokimeki Memori and Suikoden has been halted.
The report claims the reason for this fallout – apart from Kojima’s seemingly endless need for more production money – is to do with Dragon Collection. The mobile game was made on a sub-$1 million budget and brought a lot of money to Konami, which is one of the reasons why the publisher started reconsidering its strategy, particularly when it comes to console games.
Another reason for that is Metal Gear Solid 5’s delay, which meant even more money being spent.
What’s even more disconcerting is the article’s telling of the work conditions Kojima Productions staff have to suffer. Individuals are given randomised email addresses that are their only way of communicating with outsiders. These emails get changed routinely (which Kotaku notes isn’t a new practice for Konami).
Employees are also given time cards to use when going on breaks, and those exceeding their breaks would be “outed” publicly. Nikkei adds that employees who were “deemed useless” would be given assembly line jobs at Konami’s pachinko factories, security guard duties, or cleaning at the company’s fitness clubs. Higher-profile staff were said to not be exempt from this treatment.
In addition, Konami staff were monitored, with the publisher going as far as penalising staff members for liking a Facebook post of a former employee saying he had found another job.
The result of all this is that developer Kojima Productions is rumoured to have disbanded and the final box art for Metal Gear Solid 5 won’t bear the studio’s or Kojima’s names.
rip
>>282214
Its nasty.
>>282216
Better doublecheck.
>>282217
It doesn't look bad at all to me..
No.282224
>>282219
But you get to fight a dinosaur.
SEVERAL dinosaurs.
No.282225
>>282210
i love being gay for hard dicks
No.282226
>>282223
Yeah, just double checked.
Definitely wearing pants.
No.282227
>>282220
>Super weak
uhhhh
he did massive fucking damage
if you didn't know how to parry repeatedly like I did, anyway
No.282228
>>282224
NO DINOSAURS CAN SAVE MY ANGER
No.282229
>>282226
Aite, good stuff.
I've been hearing you have a boyfriend now.
Is this true?
No.282230
>>282228
Peace Walker is the flawed masterpiece.
No.282233
>>282230
What a shitty paradox.
No.282234
>>282232
Omedeto.
Serious relationship?
>>282231
I think it's the color choice they used that makes it look bad.
Since it's the special edition
here's default one
No.282235
>>282222
At first, in middle school. Yes. Then, when I found out most of the interesting stuff on Internet was in English, I tried understanding it and slowly I became better and better. No kidding, but I've read so many hentai doujins that I've gotten good pretty quickly.
>>282223
Dark story.
>>282227
Exactly. Parrying nonstop was enough to beat him, and it made him, kinda boring in the end.
No.282236
>>282233
METAL GEAR SOLID 5: The Phantom Cycle
Have you 100% Ground Zeros yet anon?
Have you been practicin' your aim soldier?
Have you decided on your Heli music?
'Ready to dork around with your DD soldiers?
No.282237
>>282234
Something like that, perhaps.
No.282238
>>282235
Did you play the dlc?
His moves were fucking brutal dude
No.282239
>>282237
oooooo
tell me about him
how did you guys meet
how did you guys start dating
deets
No.282240
>>282236
>the heli music
beautiful.
Also, is it weird that I'd kinda rather go in on my own?
No.282241
>>282220
Are you scared of women or something? Annnnd I like Megaman...megaman is cool beans
>>282221
What fragrance are you using?
>>282223
I'm so bored today...v.v
What do?
>>282225
Why?
No.282242
>>282240
No.
Most video games expect you to do exactly that.
I'll tell you that Quiet will be at my side 24/7.
No.282243
>>282234
thats..a little better but its still not that good.
>>282235
>Hentai
L-L-L-L-L-Lewd
No.282244
>>282242
If there's anyone I'm bringing it's the dog
No.282245
>>282239
Ehh, how undesirable.
>>282241
Some generic Michael Kors gold thing.
No.282246
>>282238
I did play it, pretty nice. I was a bit disapointed to have the exact same Final Boss though.
>>282239
You sound creepy now. Almost jealous.
>>282241
I guess you could say that. I'm a big failure at basic psychology, and women are the worst at this. Mindgames everywhere. I kind of used to end up miserable whenever a woman enters my life now. But I'm a hormone-driven male desperate for love, and I never succeed to let go of my stupid dreams of sweet couple and everything.
>>282243
TONS of it.
>>282244
This puppy is fucking cute.
No.282247
>>282243
Shikata ga nai
I really liked the base so I pulled the trigger.
>>282245
what?
>>282241
Get ready for school
buy textbooks
>>282246
At least he wasn't sundowner
what a joke
>>282246
so what if I do?
No.282248
>>282244
Can't wait any longer
Playing vidya just makes it worse
What do?
No.282249
>>282246
DONT LEWD
ITS BAD FOR YOU
>>282247
its just my opinion, you like what you like.
No.282250
>>282248
re-play an old MGS game.
No.282251
>>282249
Ultimately I feel like you have way more experience than me in the fig dept.
But hey
If I don't like it I'll return it
No.282252
>>282250
Peace Walker, you say?
No.282253
>>282249
>DONT LEWD
>ITS BAD FOR YOU
Then why did we masturbate on skype together earlier..
No.282254
>>282246
I am kind of used*
>>282247
Hey, I liked fighting Sundowner. But I wanted to obtain his shields, not the fucking scissors.
And you shouldn't be jealous for a girl who just got a boyfriend, be happy instead.
>>282248
Masturbation.
>>282249
Double lewd combo.
>>282253
Wuuut ?
No.282255
>>282252
I would have gone for 3.
No.282256
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>>282253
I'll beat you up if you post that picture again.
No.282257
>>282254
Haw.
Cut off his shields in 1min then just rip him to shreds.
Most boring fight.
As for wishy, I just want to make sure he's a good guy, but she probably has that under control
No.282259
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Andrew hasn't posted in days.
Kind of wonder if he died.
No.282260
>>282258
But he's such a hunk in 3
No.282261
>>282257
Grim, none of us have any control on our lives.
No.282262
>>282260
HE'S ALWAYS A HUNK.
No.282263
>>282245
Yeah you smell like poop :x
>>282246
Omg you write too much
>>282247
I should have went to cardinal hayes.. at least it's like a block from where I live and they have a football team
No.282264
i think my triptag became something else, pretty cheeky :^)
No.282265
>>282260
Skirted Snake is best Boss.
No.282266
No.282267
>>282262
IUNNO MAAAN HE DECLINED IN HUNKNESS A BIT IN PW
No.282268
>>282263
That doesn't give me much more light on my situation.
No.282270
>>282266
it says fag now, i think they are on to me
No.282271
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>>282269
I want this to be a real skin for MGS V.
Or the ability to make Boss wear Quiet's default outfit.
No.282272
>>282251
I only have small touhou figures
these kind
http://biginjap.com/en/pvc-figures/1712-touhou-project-shushuroku-figures-vol3.html
I'd buy a few each time I'd go to expo and they and random you dont know which ones you are getting when you open the box
fun stuff
>>282253
Because desu is a liar
>>282254
NO LEWD
No.282273
>>282247
A lady never spills her secrets~
>>282263
Maybe that's you!
No.282274
>>282268
did you have a father growing up?
>>282270
I was onto you since day one
No.282275
>>282267
Always wear the swim trunks.
always.
No.282276
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No.282277
>>282274
you're interested in all sorts of faggots aren't you
No.282278
>>282272
>
>>282274
Yes. Sometimes shitty, but yes. Why ?
No.282279
>>282275
But, Snake Eater tuxedo.
No.282280
>>282263
You live on Grand Concourse?
>>282272
Kawaii
but I like my figs big :3
>>282273
PFFFFFFFFFFFT
YOu'RE A GIRL WISHY
No.282281
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>>282277
Only the ones that don't act like faggots. Like DP
>>282278
Because he should have told you how to handle women
>>282280
I don't know :x
No.282282
>>282279
PW has a tuxedo, too.
and half-naked Miller.
No.282284
>>282276
Yeah, sometimes.
>>282280
Oh, well like you said: I have it under control.
He's a wonderful guy and I'm not worried in the slightest ^^
No.282287
>>282281
turns out i just slightly mistyped the tripcode since i dont keep it pasted somewhere
No.282288
>>282280
To each their own, I should really order some more...I want marisa but I havent gotten her yet.
fuck my RNG
No.282289
>>282284
You're a sociopath
>>282285
I don't live there but close to it
No.282290
>>282282
Yeah but there's something about PW Snake's face that's kinda gross
also
>
No.282291
This is as close as I've ever been since 10 years to bawwing.
No.282292
>>282288
Srsly tho
look at the details
>>282289
Don't worry about it
No.282293
Buzzword here
Buzzword there
No.282294
>>282287
That's hilarious
Why do you use trips anyway?
No.282295
No.282296
>>282291
Did someone in family die?
>>282293
No.282297
>>282279
That pic. It makes sense now.
>>282281
Well. He didn't. Actually I grew up with this cliche about girls being pure beings too perfect for me.
>>282283
And I'll fap later in my bed.
No.282300
>>282292
What if you come to mah block and see me????????????????????????/
>>282293
>her
No.282301
>>282297
What kind of monster are you!?
No.282303
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>>282297
No girl is too good for money
If you got money you got the girl
No.282305
No.282306
>>282296
Summarized my picture pretty well
Have another
>>282298
I'm having trouble deciding between Interstellar and Mad Max: Fury Road for the best movies I've seen the last year.
>>282300
That's a good one
I like 'bully' and 'meme' too
No.282307
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>>282302
I'm going to take off my Jets hat before you recognize me lol
No.282308
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No.282309
>>282304
You should be in prison
>>282306
What's your favorite?
No.282311
>>282305
My heart dropped when they reached that water planet
>>282306
Naisu
>>282307
KEK
No.282312
>>282301
A MALE.
>>282303
Does that make girls prostitutes ?
No.282313
>>282310
STOP MAKING ME DOUBT MY PURCHASE
No.282314
>>282312
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.282317
>>282309
It's not illegal.
No.282318
>>282306
Gotta watch that latter one some time soon.
>>282311
That 360 noscope dock.
Clearly Cooper played loads of KSP.
No.282319
>>282311
I get hate EVERY time I walk my dogs
>>282312
No lol
Well yeah
If you really want to get the girl of your dreams you have to have resources like money, a car and a home. It doesn't even have to be a house, just get an apartment and she'll be on your dick all day
No.282320
I wrote me much....i hate myself now
No.282321
>>282315
Show me a better Sakuya that's at least 6" tall.
and available for purchase.
No.282322
>>282314
Yes. Yell more. My sleep will only be more agitated.
No.282324
>>282294
the name is in the trip already it saves space
No.282325
No.282327
>>282321
to be honest alot of touhou figures don't look that good, I look on ebay and I didn't see one for sakuya worth buying.
the others were even worse then that one.
the only one i kinda liked had a simple based.
>>282322
isnt that a bad thing?
No.282328
>>282317
It should be because you are an internet bully ._.
>>282323
Nya.
>>282324
Trips are for Rei clones
No.282330
>>282308
What a cutie.
>>282309
Probably 'le no bully' It's simpy epic every time xD
>>282311
Tits are fantastic
>>282318
Pretty sure you'll like it
>>282326
>old stale memes
Haha.. I kek'd m8 i r8 8/8
No.282331
>>282325
its the only picture I have I swear
No.282332
>>282328
ur not a cat blood chan!
No.282333
>>282327
I needed a Sakuya so I grabbed the best looking one I could find :x
>>282330
THE ABSOLUTE BEST
No.282334
>>282330
You are such a dork lol
No.282335
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>>282328
What are you gonna do about it?
>>282330
I know I am ^_^
No.282336
>>282328
trips have been in use for a really long time and technically mine was made public anyways
No.282337
>>282330
I live my entire life behind the times.
No.282338
No.282339
>>282319
I'm fucking 22, I live with my parents and have no financial ressources. What am I supposed to do at that age ? (more seriously, I want to avoid my parents paying money at all cost, so if I can, an appartment is out of question. I'm stuck right now)
Don't hate yourself also.
>>282327
Not if it's agitated by lewd thought.
No.282340
>>282332
Are you really Azn master race?
No.282342
>>282330
To the Pirate Bay!
>>282339
Become a qt trap and look for a sugar daddy.
No.282343
>>282340
of course I am, would I lie?
No.282344
>>282339
Pervert! Im calling the lewd police on you!
No.282345
>>282341
>Item condition:
>Used
Yeah I'd rather not own something that someone hotglued
No.282346
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>>282333
I had a deep convo about tits with that CMPunk guy earlier. I thought that was Karp actually
I'm dumb
>>282334
Shut up Blood Chan, go masturbate already
>>282335
Easy now
>>282337
Is this Taki? I dont recognize the trip
>>282342
Get me some rum while you're there
No.282348
>>282335
N-nuffin
>>282336
I just want to fight you
>>282339
Omg I don't even want to read all that
Just... learn a trade or something. Fix cars, girls love cars
>>282343
People have been known to lie on the internet...
~~~
running more errands
bbl
No.282349
>>282333
Isn't it from Darksiders 2 ?
>>282335
Oh fuck. This pic. My heart. Hnnng.
>>282342
I can't express my feeling of disgust with words right now. It's like my stomach just bursted and got sucked up in my mouth.
>>282344
>
No.282351
>>282346
I actually just finished
No.282352
>>282345
you know what I mean, the figure, it doesnt HAVE to be that exact one but the same model.
No.282353
>>282346
That kawaii ass girl though
my kokoro is melt
>>282349
IS IT??
No.282354
>>282348
Do you ? I don't trust anything related to girls.
No.282355
>>282349
But you arent the Lewd police!
No.282356
>>282348
you wanna fight with everyone though, doesn't make me feel very special ;C
No.282357
>>282349
Cute.
>>282346
You wouldn't download rum!
No.282358
>>282357
>you wouldn't download free alcohol
implying
No.282359
>>282352
Her eyes are shit.
No.282360
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>>282346
Was I wrong?
>>282348
Oh, okay.
>>282349
It's okay.
No.282362
>>282350
Aw yea, getting better at the guessing games.
I wish I was better at it with grills l0l
>>282351
You're the worst
>>282353
I'm in the mood for cute
That counts for cute lolis too
>>282357
I'd probably download a coke right now, that would hit the spot
>>282360
Don't be silly.
No.282363
>>282359
I think they look fine.
No.282364
>>282353
I don't know, you tell me.
Oh wait, it is:
https://youtu.be/dDOUeZhz0yg?t=1m1s
>>282355
I killed the lewd police. Now, each time you want to call the lewd police, I'll be there instead, doing lewd police things.
>>282357
Not really.
>>282360
Nope. Dying. Your fault. Urrrgh...
No.282366
>>282363
Our standards vary so widely.
>>282362
No sexual nature
onegai
No.282367
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>>282362
But I'm always silly :3
>>282364
Good riddance.
No.282368
>>282364
Wow
reminds me of god of war
No.282369
>>282364
Then who is going to save me from perverts?!
>>282366
I dont think they are standards, I think we just think differently about things
No.282370
>>282365
I had no idea you were gay for me but I have to pass.
>>282366
A cute loli is good too
>>282367
I know, it's getting silly how silly you are.
No.282371
>>282367
Het. That was unnecessarily harsh.
>>282368
Didn't play it. Can't judge. She's hot though.
>>282369
No one. Embrace the pervert life.
No.282372
>>282370
Ah.
Understandable.
No.282374
>>282373
Are you sure about this ?
No.282375
>>282370
This sentence is too silly.
>>282371
Het het het kurwa xD ik van dick
No.282377
>>282375
I wanted to say "Hey", that's it.
>>282376
Why not ?
No.282378
>>282377
being lewd turns you into a degenerate!
No.282380
No.282381
>>282378
...that's a very fair point actually.
>>282379
G'night
No.282383
>>282381
Im a pure maiden!
No.282384
>>282374
Why is he naked
Is this Tohru Adachi r34..
No.282385
>>282383
Well, you gotta do something about this one day.
>>282384
Probably.
Well, I'm off to bed. Good night everyone.
No.282386
>>282385
I've gotten along life without it! I dont need it!
No.282388
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>>282377
I thought you were reading your obituary to me.
>>282379
Bye bye :3
No.282390
>>282388
oh god the glare on that it's like they are made out of rubber or smothered in sunflower seed oil
No.282391
>>282385
Oyasumi
Wait it's like 1am, why are you leaving already ;;
No.282392
No.282393
>>282389
Can't wait to play dress up with Ocelot.
No.282394
>>282390
>actually looking at the images
>>282392
TP-tan
No.282396
>>282394
>TP
Help me re-learn Japanese pls
No.282397
>>282393
Think he'd let us wear his scarf?
No.282398
>>282394
i mean if everyones just gonna post semi lewd images...
No.282399
>>282397
Only if we go on a date with him.
No.282400
>>282399
Well now I'd gonna have to, that scarf is fabulous.
No.282401
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>>282396
Oh, sorry Bebop.
How?
>>282398
You're just gonna click them all?
No.282402
>>282401
Idk, you use any sites to remember it?
I haven't done a whole lot with my knowledge of it in 2years and it's been fading.
No.282403
>>282400
he's playable, right?
No.282404
>>282403
Who knows!
We'll find out soon enough :DDD
No.282405
>>282401
once in a while you end up on one or do, especially the shiny looking ones
No.282406
>No volume settings in Ground Zeroes
No.282408
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No.282409
>>282407
That is my one complaint about why I don't like it btw
Didn't have a real reason last night but that is the only one I can come up with.
No.282410
>>282409
Nah it's a legit complaint, it seems like a pretty big option to ignore.
No.282411
>>282408
tfw never learned Kanji in a classroom
These look real helpful though, thanks Wishy
No.282412
>>282408
why would people post images if they didn't expect people to check them, this is a chat site wish ;3
No.282413
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No.282414
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>>282411
No problem.
>>282412
Yeah, so people chat, chatting doesn't need images.
No.282416
>>282414
then stop posting images and just chat if you don't like people opening your weird rubber people pictures
No.282417
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No.282420
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No.282423
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No.282424
>>282420
What did I just fucking say?
>>282421
ayy lmao
No.282425
forgot to unspoiler that
>>282424
Im not very good at the readings
No.282429
>>282427
oh god thats so gross
>>282428
>not tentacular timelord head
No.282430
>>282427
i can't believe this is a thing
No.282435
>>282433
she seems kinda chubby
cute
No.282437
No.282442
>>282437
at least he's your age
No.282445
>>282444
Is this Chii?
Fix your trip if it is, you dumb.
If it isn't
what???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>282443
STOP REMINDING ME DAMN YOU
No.282448
No.282449
>>282448
he's very gay though
No.282451
>>282447
IT'S EASIER TO PUT THE DATE OUT OF YOUR MIND
ACT LIKE IT'S COMING OUT JUST A YEAR FROM NOW
No.282452
>>282448
good morning
>>282451
ABSOLUTELY NOT
TWO DAYS
TWO DAYS
No.282454
Tension headaches, though.
:\
No.282455
No.282457
remember that one time we all met up in tampa and found shia lebouf living in a bucket so we gave him $3.50 and in return he made a coconut crab and a cat fight for our amusement
man
you guys are the best
No.282458
>>282452
YOU'RE NOT JUST KILLING YOURSELF HERE YOU'RE BRINGING ME DOWN WITH YOU.
No.282459
>>282455
Wanna massage my forehead?
No.282460
>>282457
nezi and desu gave everyone bj's. how could i forget
No.282462
>>282459
-massages your forehead-
No.282463
No.282464
>>282458
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE
No.282465
No.282467
>>282462
What a sweetheart.
Make sure to get the temples.
No.282468
>>282457
how is it over in the deep end
No.282469
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>>282467
-uses my knuckles and presses deep into your head- <3
No.282470
No.282472
>>282469
careful the temples are weak spots
No.282473
I made squid and scallop tomato sauce with angel hair pasta, is good.
No.282474
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>>282472
Grim is not a weak man
>>282473
I bet you made it wrong
No.282475
>>282474
well men usually aren't weak to little girls in general
>in b4 all of the imblying
No.282477
>>282474
I did not, I sauteed all of it in butter and garlic before I added the tomatoes it's the bestest.
No.282478
>>282469
Good. Now let me come over so you can actually do it.
lmao
No.282480
When you accept your 12 year old neighbor's friend request
No.282481
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>>282475
._.
>>282476
He isn't, he picked me up like nothing
>>282477
Do you even cook?
>>282478
It's too humid to move x.x
No.282482
>>282480
>samus
Literally worst videogame character ever
No.282483
>>282480
dork
Link 4chan to them like Scoots did for me
No.282484
No.282485
No.282486
>>282481
Get in front of a fan.
>>282479
>NEET
>>282476
>Forever alone
>Forever poor
>>282482
See above
I bet one of them applies to you.
No.282487
>>282481
my name is Griddles, and I worked at a banquet hall for 2 years before the navy, I know how to cook.
>>282482
best smashbro.
No.282488
>>282486
you live with your parents
No.282489
>when your pedo predilections take over your soul and you start stalking your neighbor's daughter.
No.282490
>>282486
None do but okay I was just kidding :p
>>282487
Aw nah, I like Marth
No.282491
No.282492
>>282490
Samus>Link>Marth.
No.282493
Pikachu>Kirby>All other smash faggots
No.282495
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>>282492
What about Sheik
>>282493
Those are some lame ass characters for sure
No.282496
>>282486
nuuuu it's all the way over there
>>282487
that's the Navy though, all they eat is shit all day
>>282493
Beast anime
No.282497
>Samus>Link
i don't like metroid or zelda but even i know this is just retarded as fuck
No.282498
No.282500
>>282481
get away from me with those thing.... i won't use em
No.282501
No.282502
>>282500
-hits you with it-
No.282503
>>282499
It's cus we insulted Samus his #1 waifu
No.282504
Another thread not about me... How boring
No.282505
>>282502
didn't hurt they'd just go in the drawer with the other ones
No.282506
>>282495
never much cared for sheik
>>282496
and I cooked before the navy, I know how to cook, and I know how to make shit up.
>>282497
samus is my best character, undoubtably, probably becuase I been playing her since n64.
No.282507
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No.282508
>>282504
regale us with tales of your iq and how much you bench
No.282509
Just move onto Zero Suit Samus, she's so much better.
No.282510
you know what's funny about most egomaniacs in fiction? they have a theme that makes it about something other than them so it isn't pants shittingly boring
No.282511
>>282495
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
No.282512
>>282508
I am not Lenko. I don't brag about how much I lift. Also, I can't bench for shit. All legs here
>>282510
There are no other themes here for me to go off besides the gay sex theme which I am not fucking doing
>>282507
*quickly kisses you*
No.282513
>>282512
when is leg day for you?
No.282514
KIRBY IS ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER.
No.282515
>*quickly kisses you*
>totally straight guise
No.282516
>>282514
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST 1V1 FAGGOT
No.282517
>>282512
no you're just too lazy or uncreative to make your own theme
No.282518
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No.282519
No.282520
>>282513
Used to be mon, wed, fri , but I stopped lifting in general now. Trying to slim down for competitive biking.
>>282517
This isn't my blog. Or so I have been told
>>282515
*gently grabs your ass*
No.282521
No.282523
>>282522
glad we are in agreement
No.282524
>>282520
you can make it what you want to be, until you get banned i mean, you just don't want to be as hated as kroni
No.282525
>>282518
Gayness*
>>282516
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, HE'S NOT AS BAD AS KING DEDEDE
No.282526
>>282525
AHAHHAHHAHAHAhahahha
No.282527
>>282526
you should cosplay as that next ax
No.282529
>>282526
It's legit, he's super bottom tier.
No.282530
No.282531
>>282527
I would if I could look good in it, but I wouldnt so I wont.
>>282529
Kirby and Pikachu will always be my favorite smash characters, its to bad I dont have a Wii U so I cant play.
No.282532
>>282518
my theme is whatever I want, but I have a huge folder of cute.
No.282533
>>282531
the dimensions are accurate
No.282534
>>282531
I main Link, and also Lucina cuz m-muh wiffu.
No.282536
>>282535
in all the right places
No.282537
>>282534
glad you arent a fucking Fox/Marth faggot
No.282538
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girddles.
get a fucking promotion already.
No.282539
>>282535
doesn't stop most cosplayers
No.282540
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chii
food goes in your vagina not in your mouth.
No.282542
i main ganon come at me bros
No.282543
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No.282544
>>282540
what.
>>282541
what?
>>282543
looks terrible
No.282545
>>282537
There's nobody I hate more than Shulk.
>>282543
Why does this even exist?
No.282546
>>282521
Phone dead. Give it like an hour to charge and I will.
>>282524
I think I am more hated than Kroni
No.282547
>>282538
I will be promoted in like a month, I'll be petty officer second class.
No.282551
chii
you now know what you must do.
No.282552
>>282543
I still don't understand why you save so much chubby images in general, porn or not, Tsuchi.
It's disconcerting.
Do you have like a fetish for it and you hide it under the hate towards it? That's what you originally did with your homosexuality too, so it's only sensible to believe this.
No.282554
>>282505
I need those to get off, mister ._.
>>282506
You better not be lying or we're not getting married
>>282512
omg .////.
No.282555
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No.282558
No.282560
>>282542
He has a sword and doesn't even use it.
>>282548
It's mostly his super reach.
>>282557
You gotta stop man, but ayy lamao
>>282556
No.282563
oh shit that just won the internet
No.282564
No.282565
>>282558
you really didn't need to have to write the period at the end of an internet laugh
No.282566
>>282546
i don't see why, you seem perfectly fine to me
>>282553
pretty good at dodging that side kick for sheik, i love punishing that but it you aren't a scrub it will just turn into a roll battle
No.282567
>>282565
Periods are always needed.
No.282569
>>282562
weird, I don't recall asking for that
No.282570
>>282560
that's because he doesn't need it, he has the ganon cannon and he's the king of disrespect
No.282571
>>282566
She got me to the semi finals at Comicon.
No.282572
Tsuchi is hitting on me on steam w-what should I do
No.282573
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>>282523
Yes.
>>282525
I'm straight.
>>282528
Yo man take a break.
>>282532
You've never posted it?
No.282574
>>282569
You didn't ask but secretly wanted it.
Have fun.
See you in 4 minutes, 26 seconds.
No.282575
>>282571
i haven't played at a tournament but i've had a lot of practice on 4 with a friend of mine
No.282576
>>282572
RUN DESU
HE'S GUNNA DRESS YOU UP AS A GIRL AND THEN ASK YOU TO CALL HIM ONIICHAN
No.282577
>>282572
make up more things
No.282578
>>282572
You are asking to see my junk and I am denying you.
No.282579
>>282567
its just laughter and not an actually sentence
No.282580
No.282581
>>282576
calling people oniichan is one of my turn ons from the list though..
>>282578
photoshopped
No.282582
>>282573
of course you are, I believe you.
>>282574
i dont even, what
No.282583
is it normal for straight men to have nightmares about your dick falling off?
No.282585
>>282579
It still needs a period.
It is an exclamation.
>>282581
Bafflingly retarded.
No.282586
No.282587
>>282581
Call me Onee chan~
No.282588
>>282582
I have a boyfriend and everything.
>>282584
Soon.
No.282589
>>282585
I'd prefer the term silly
>>282587
ok pick up skype
No.282592
>>282588
I hope it's from someone cute
No.282593
wish
no breaks
just right
chii
chiii
chiiiiii
you know what you need to do.
No.282594
>>282582
I'm implying you get off to fatties.
>>282586
Shut up, TP.
You should've learned that at a liberal arts college.
>>282589
k
No.282595
No.282596
No.282598
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wish does have a boyfriend.
i know because i ate his right leg.
No.282599
>>282588
That's what they all say though.
>>282594
But you're the one who 110% completely gets off on fatties.
No.282601
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>>282592
Well I don't personally plan on making a thread.
>>282593
Left.
No.282602
My grandma can make a thread faster than this and she's dead
No.282605
No.282607
my sex life could make a thread faster than this
No.282614
No.282620
>>282614
nah i'll just interact with you using my own judgement, not many people around here come with warning signs around their necks for me