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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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I don't understand the hate softlygaloshes gets on this board.

what did he do to you to deserve all the hate?

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Kek. She changed the thumbnail. Here's the original.



>And what exactly is wrong with this video?

a grown ass man posting a vid of him eating a banana

everything's wrong with it



>Can a woman not eat a fucking banana without being shamed?



none of you have actually explained why you hate her besides shallow insults. Is every ASMRtist a nasty cunt if they don't look/act like you want them to?



Look, he made some decent videos, but from what I can tell he's batshit insane.

You know the type, SJW and such.

Happy? Great, now fuck off.

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More pictures of her please!

(innocent whispers Lucy)

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Under description: (and yes for those foot weirdos out there, I have my bare feet showing in this video; try and contain yourselves!)




And what do you think, why is she showing her bare feet in such a submissive position? Just like that?

She is pro camwhore.



Wow you weren't kidding.


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>try and


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Please don't ruin her.

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yeah you only buy CINEMA4D if you're working for a company. Otherwise you just pirate it.




Definitely pirated. If you look at her menu bar you see the icon for pia which is a vpn




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>Proprietary software, proprietary software everywhere!

She already is ruined, Anon.


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I used to tolerate that big chin slut but then I found out that she is hardcore libtard. That's why Youtube is not on my whitelist.

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She thought that she was oppressed under Sharia Law until she saw the Women's Marches and realized how easy she had it compared to American women.


This was literally a meme I saw. The libtards are fucking insane Christians don't kill people.



I kekd so hard !

I can see gread banner cumming from dis pic !



The worst part is that they unironically talk like that. Absolutely disgusting.


I hope you're right, I really do. It just doesn't seem like it.

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Delicious brown goddess.

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Ah, this explains it. Every time I see this bitch I feel an inexplicable disgust- I never understood why. I came ITT to ask if anyone else experienced the same thing; now I understand perfectly. Fucking disgusting Jewess.



This is tom

Hes born in south africa

Tom is afrikaaner



Nah he is just poor


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kek'd and checked

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Post your edits or anything you want about the Fat girl with problems Heather Feather :D

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No Heather. Stop trying to bait anons into bully so you can go cry to your friends on tumblr for oppression points. Get out.


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Ayyy ayyy lmao

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Why do some people call her a scammer? Whats the story behind that?

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Calm down shit. We are all down with her bullshit. Lenovo is shit. And she got a new MacBook. Either way she's a fucking scammer.



>Lenovo is shit

u really expect me to take u seriously now m8



>Either she is a scammer or very stupid. Looks like she is not that stupid.

She is a woman. She is used to luxury from just being alive. She is not going to buy a cheaper laptop because lmao that's what poor people use and poor is ugly. She'll (and she did) bitch and beg until someone buys her a new macbook which she'll flaunt around until she's bored of it.

I think I have women issues



That is what my friend said about me mate. I said, no I'm just not a cuck and don't like gold digging skanks. Cheer up fam!



>I think I have women issues

You simply realize the truth of the matter.

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why are you so lovely April? :((((

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>you'll never be Aprils electric blanket

>you'll never engulf and warm her entire body


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>you'll never stare at her eyes and cute face up-close, in person

>you'll never pinch and kiss her cheeks

>you'll never kiss her two moles above her upper lip



>pinch and kiss her cheeks

You sound like an autist. You don't know what April wants.

>ywn kiss April's neck as you rub her clit through her mtg-themed pajama bottoms


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>ywn play sexy-themed mtg duel with april

>tfw she'll remove a piece of her clothing everytime you inflict damage on her


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Stop it. Get some help.

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So is this the hottest body in ASMR or what?


And unless she is cross eyed with a forehead the size of full moon, she's a cutie too, judging by hear close call slip ups.

>constatnt uploads

>great quality

>does all kinds of requests

>sweet voice

>is a rare case of vegetarian who doesnt mention it in every video

Any fans of Maple out here?

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So where's the dirt? I didn't come here to talk about tingles and shit.






name me one(1) asmr artist with a better body than her

guess what the protip is




I'd love to massage her body with my tongue tbh.

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Does anyone have some of her deleted videos?

Harley is my favorite

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She passes for a female pretty well.



you shut your fucking mouth



She looks a bit like Michael Cera in this one tbh.



Its obviously a man. Just accept your homosexuality anon and take the feminine penis.


i thought harley was a coalburner

didnt someone mention once how she loves refugees and dark skinned men?

not a BLACKED.com.net.nj meme.

genuinely asking

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If money is their prime motivator, good riddance.



> I want to secure the existence of my people with her.

Then I hope you're a Jew.



Yep, I to suspect I've killed a few channels by posting here. Feels bad man. That 8chan wrecking ball.


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and the award for worst channel name goes to…

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…ASMR Darling


Any channels that do Hauls


>dem titties


Holy shit this chick is vaginal prolapse tier



Did someone give her the glasgow smile?

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>favourite band is my chemical romance


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I'll still watch her daisy improvs. After all it's not really her r-right





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>Chad fucks her every night while she moans his name in sheer ecstasy

>you have to pay her money to unenthusiastically whisper your name

Gibi fans are literal cuckolds.




Patreon needs to be banned.

These cucks are mentally ill and should be protected from their own actions,

Another, probably stronger reason for banning it (patreoncucks deserve to be robbed of their money anyway for being subhuman) is because it produces unjust enrichment of whores who offer absolutely nothing in return. It's money they ethically should not keep.



We need to start shutting these scammer bitches down. Fucks sake, have these cucks never even heard of cam girls? They can get more for the same amount they throw at these ASMR sluts.

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Me: "Oh shit. Wait till the guys over at the Hate Dungeon see this!"

The first 2 minutes.

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who is she?



Wtf . . .

Not sexual obviously haha


Can I get a reup


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kinda looks like Emma Watson with a slightly large forhead


this anons, if you ripped it in time bls



>Emma Watson

Was she born a man?

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Damn I miss the homework video. I only have 3 now… Would you be willing to share that one oni-chan?



God bless you, anon. You're doing the Lord's work.



I ain't clicking that shit.


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She was 15 at the time the video was shot. Hot stuff!

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