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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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Her wardrobe is teh best

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oh no,

it's retarded


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kys muslim scum


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Aaaaand dropped. What an absolute cunt.


top fucking kek


Soon enough she will be doing taking off clothing hauls



I'd give her some E, fuck her doggy literally all night. Tie her up, put God Emperor's Inauguration Speech on loop. Leave.

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Maria's got her crystal dildos out again.


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Leave Maria alone she is amazing at ASMR. Why does it matter if she believes shit you don't?



It matters…voodoo and shit. ASMR & voodoo? The fuck…



Are you:

1. Maria

2. An orbiter

3. A Patreon, if so what tier

4. A voodoo Houngan training her

5. Shia LaBeouf



You seem confused. I told you to go to YT and dislike the video, not to leave your YT comments here.



The next time you even think about taking to me like that I will fuck your mother, and make you my stepchild bitch.

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How the hell did ASMR normie cucks find this place was it beta whiteknights that tipped them off or did they really find this place just by Google searching?

I think some of their diehard cuckfans reported us fuck those snitches thinking they will ever get real pussy but it could be that these ASMR women are so vain and actually did indepth searching for their names and stumbled here too.

>Also she blames us for everything bad in the ASMR community


>She literally called us out by direct linking!

you anons know what to do

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She's put all the info out there herself if you want to find out…



Looks like you are trolling.



That's right, i was Bluffing the whole time, if you get my drift



hopefully her twat mush for NZ orbiter bux will drag her fat ass out of America

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Sucking Dick Simulator

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Yeah shes amazing. Although her subs are low she has developed a very close-knit and loyal fan base which is more valuable imo.



Hi Indigo!



But your cute and we like you. You're safe here. Show us your cute lil' boobers.



Make a video and say "praise Kek" in it. That's all, people will love you for it, you could be Queen of the Hate Dungeon.

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Well…that's a thing now, I guess.


the cucks will eat this shit up.

fuck'n cucks


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Pedro I need my lawn done Saturday..


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It seems like every uploader is now just using ASMR as an excuse to draw attention to themselves, but I don't care about the person making it. What are some good channels where you don't see the uploader's face, where the uploader doesn't talk, and where their actual intent is to trigger ASMR?

And please don't mention Mickelous or Ephemeral Rift. They're just male versions of the generic patreon whore.

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fuck off pedo



You need to be 18 here, young lady. Identify yourself. What's your channel?


> where you don't see the uploader's face

Welp, that narrows it down to zero.


Does any em ninjees make eez tingly videos? I love em damn ninjees wit dur magic trix.



Seriously though, what's your channel.

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>that's nice

>got a lot of stress in my neck

>hunching over, riding my bike

>that's nice



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I missed my calling


was a solid video. she flaked out early before the real money whoring began.



fucking ian

one of the best

although i prefer Mo


What video is this? I used to watch it a long time ago but I can't find it anymore.

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So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

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She lives in German how would her boyfriend be Mexican?



Somebody said that here on chan. You have lations in EU as well.



Top Kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Well that's disappointing,i could do with some literal asmr porn.



Cherrycrush you dope.

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I need this video.

Sexy Girlfriend Roleplay.

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>dem eyes

>dat hair

>dem freckles

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Every woman who's ever given me a chance (2) have been redheads. Current girl I've gone out twice and will a third soon… God bless redheads. God bless freckles. God bless OP.

Why is it I wonder that freckles, red hair, shortness, and glasses-dependence go so often with each other. Recessive genetic failures?



nice blog faggot



What's this song?



dude Carol Burnett is a milf



lol she is

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Why is she so perfect, /asmr/

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Gibi shilling herself here. Wew.



thats how she got popular. by her and her squad shitposting her shit all over the chans

plus help from her big sis anita sarkeesian



Come and inquire about my enigmatic ethinicity



>I think Gibi a qt, but she comes off as so precious in her videos

>Like she's constantly talking about how sensitive her skin is or how she works out or how she gets the pretentious-ass shit she eats from some pretentious-ass online store for hipsters

Its almost like women have to and should have healthy diets, beauty maintenance and work out routines.

There is nothing wrong with women doing these things. In fact any real woman should.






>healthy diets, beauty maintenance and work out routines

Completely ignoring the point in order to defend his waifu

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"Hi. It's good to see you again."

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back to imgur you go



The fact all her reason work experience is for "survey monkey" says it all.


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>What is queer, caring, masculinity?

>What is masculinity when it is not asserted, validated, or built on relational codes?

>Based on her poem of the same name, Laura Houlberg's Sculpture of my Masculinity challenges viewers to savor a deeply private masculinity, and by the end of the night, share in its un-assertion through soft destruction.

>With sugar sculptures, found objects, and video, Sculpture of my Masculinity is a vulnerable ecosystem of gender's complications.

It kills me that stuff like this reads like the memes we created about it.




Pornhub challenges viewers to savor a deeply private masculinity, and by the end of the night, share in its un-assertion through soft destruction.

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Brittany Pettibone gives me ASMR…


I prefer her sister Nicole.


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Stop watching. Trust me you will completely change. asmr is just as bad for you as porn and shares many similarities.

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Now you're just being ridiculous, just remember the hymies train goys to rationalize. They're called SJWs.


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My personal experience confirms this to be true. I've been attempting NoFap for over a year and never got beyond 2 weeks (mostly it was within a week). Throughout this process, however, I had been watching ASMR regularly. I finally came to the conclusion that ASMR was contributing to my relapses, that it was a sort of stepping stone to my porn habit. And it's easy to understand why: you have an attractive person giving you intimate attention in close proximity, pretending to touch you, flirting with, etc. It's very much like foreplay. So, after relapsing for the 100th or so time since trying nofap, I decided to deny myself ASMR as well.

And guess what? I made it 29 days on my first attempt, more than doubling my previous record. What's more is that it was SHOCKINGLY easy compared to my previous attempts. This was about a month ago now, but currently I'm back to my old habits of watching ASMR every day and using porn at whim. I haven't even attempted a streak since. I think a major reason why I haven't made another attempt since my previous success is that now I'm having to contend with the very real possibility of being able to go indefinitely if I continue denying myself ASMR as well.


This is also true, unfortunately. In the past few years of my life, the most productive, stable, and happy periods were those when I decided to go without imageboards for a while.


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nice blog faggot, but good post tbh

>tfw if you just give up three things your life could be normalish



anon, i recently quit nofap after a year and i feel different, but not worse or better. during nofap i was the same depressed obsessive piece of shit i am now. even if things like porn and asmr are bad for you, as long as you're not using them as a crutch, you can live a perfectly normal life. when i was on nofap i was more confident but i was absolutely obsessed with female attention instead. now off of nofap if i ever get too obsessed with women i can beat off and listen to girlfriend asmr. not that those are good outlets, but as long as it's not affecting my regular life, it's fine. enjoying alcohol doesn't mean you gotta let it take over your life, and even functional alcoholics can be successful. don't identify with your crutches.

basically this huge fucking post says don't blame simple pleasures for your life being shit. and i can't tell you how to fix your life. just do what you want and don't feel guilty for it.

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One step closer to porn

(Skip to around 6:45)

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You can stop posting this.


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>having these pics saved on ur computer

m8. re-evaluate ur life


Blacked.com was probably the ones knocking at her door.

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