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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRules

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 No.18003[Reply]

My fuckin' god this girl is a qt. Decent ASMR too

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 No.18036

>>18034

>the fuck do I need a chan board to find ASMR videos?

Because this is the only board to find quality and/or obscure videos. Other places are hugbox circle jerk communities who praise every asmrtist with retarded comments and never criticize. The thing about this board is that you find the true sluts but you also find the quality vids and the quality asmr waifus.


 No.18037

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>>18036

>asmrtist

I'd be rolling in dosh had I tits.


 No.18038

>>18037

in the 21st century women have it made. the fact that women complain about anything is insane


 No.18039

>>18032

U gay brah?


 No.18040

>>18039

no. I just want variety. posting quality asmrtists and vids are great and waifuposting is great too.




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 No.10137[Reply]

behold

the ASMR video of the year

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 No.18020

>>18018

Ty for the fap material


 No.18021

PS: I'm selling my used condoms if you're interested ! XD


 No.18023

omg sorry ! I wanted to say tampons ><"


 No.18029

>>18023

yes sorry xD

i ate all the tampons

but please donate to the my patreon

and you will be feed me more tampons <3


 No.18033

>>17809

her yandere gf and kidnapping videos make me tingle EVERYWHERE




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 No.16461[Reply]

Why no love for Hatomugi?

>Japanese

>Active for almost 2 years and doesn't make patreonbux

>Doesn't do "roleplays"

>Perfect mommyfu

>100% drama-free

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 No.17482

>no videos in two weeks


 No.17502

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>>17482

Tomorrow:

>Doumo! Hatomugi desu!

>Today I would rike to show yu my patureon page!!

>Purease donate so I will make da girrfuriend rorupurays.


 No.17992

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 No.18024

File: 9643ec39f7a4625⋯.jpg (65.36 KB, 1024x689, 1024:689, d1f2802f5a5bf2cfd8e7912053….jpg)

THREE WEEKS

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 No.18026

>>16461

>Why no love for Hatomugi?

Because I'm not into men.




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 No.14618[Reply]

Everyone seems to hate Cloveress ASMR because she she doesn't represent the "ASMR is very serious, and definitely not sexual" stereotype.

Why can't all types of ASMR be respected?

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>>17545

Yeah, she talks about it at around 11:30.

Why is it ironic though? Did I miss something?


 No.17553

>>17550

>slut shaming while in a sorority

Lmao "confidential national high council sorority meeting". They're playing pretend!


 No.18002

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 No.18005

Clover is the DarkSydePhil of the asmr world


 No.18025

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>>17553

Funny to think she takes this crap seriously.

I mean her crying in her car, because Mrs. McGonagall found out about her channel.

Doesn't get much better than this.




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 No.17663[Reply]

Why anyone gives this stupid bitch money in the first place I don't understand

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>>17749

I hope she drinks bleach


 No.17973

>>17957

sure.


 No.18007

>>17973

Hi cloveress


 No.18009

We're reaching levels of beta faggotry that shouldn't even be possible.


 No.18022

Her 15 minutes were up so she took the money and ran.




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 No.17438[Reply]

new waifu alert

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 No.17542

>>17457

But there aren't any beautiful women doing ASMR…


 No.17995

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 No.18008

You ever get the feeling posts such as this are from the author itself?


 No.18010

>>18008

its like the donald tdrumpf thing all over again


 No.18017

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>>18008

>>17995

She's more interested in herself and promoting herself than in actually doing ASMR. Which marks her out as being the stereotypical newbreed of Patreon camwhores. "Thanks for getting me to 3K subscribers!!11"

That being said, he audio quality is better than most so she's not complete dogshit.




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 No.7818[Reply]

There was also a lot of controversy about him and his insults on other ASMRtists in the past but I couldn't remember it.

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 No.16968

>>16673

he looks like an average middle aged man

You will look like that in thirty years. Hope you enjoy it. :)


 No.16992

>Decide to give this guy a chance

>Click on random video

>"We're all the same. There are no races. Just one: the human race"

>Into the trash it goes


 No.17578

>>7818

he's ok just didnt sub to him


 No.18006

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 No.18015

>>18006

Iron your fucking shirt, you creepy old weirdo.




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 No.18011[Reply]

I started an ASMR channel. Any suggestions on what I should do? Im aware that they kinda suck but had to tinker with settings on various things to get it right for the next one. Im hoping to do one a week as it helps me keep occupied.

Lemme know what you think:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyBXawDBBkUhlfuiHIi9bqQ

Also if you have youtube channel hows it going?

 No.18014

>Any suggestions on what I should do?

Start a Patreon. Get your tits out. Earn $$$.




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 No.17851[Reply]

Anyone else sick of seeing this comment on ever single fucking ASMR video in existence?

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 No.17983

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Looks like it's an epidemic, boyos


 No.17984

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lol


 No.17985

no such thing as a match striking fetish.

OP is deranged.


 No.17999

That's why people like Junks FRDO are a problem, and why they get on my nerves. They eventually scare the girls away from making videos at all.


 No.18012

>>17999

>That's why people like Junks FRDO are a problem, and why they get on my nerves. They eventually scare the girls away from making videos at all.

This board is filled with cucks like FRDO. the fuck have you been?




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 No.16891[Reply]

what's your favorite trigger?

scratching videos triggers the fuck out of me

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 No.16915

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Skin rubbing.


 No.16920

>Those nails

I'm gonna throw up.


 No.17138

>>16920

just imagine all the shit that gets stuck on them


 No.17576

>>17138

kinda nasty


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 No.17994[Reply]

Who is this girl? I found her kissing video in the volafile but I don't know who she is. Anybody know?

 No.18001

She looks hot. any link to vid?




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 No.16609[Reply]

Get well soon Glow-chan!

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 No.17323

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Has she gone too far?


 No.17806

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>>17323

she hasnt gone far enough


 No.17936

>>17806

Is this a sequel to her last roleplay?


 No.17949

>>17936

The Willy Wanke?


 No.17998

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>>17949

Nah I mean the last one she did that alien sparkly roleplay.

This new one didn't give me too much ASMR but shes's still pretty to watch.




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 No.16598[Reply]

I'm tired of all these whores and faggots. I'm wondering if there's any ASMR/Binaural out there that takes a technical/researched dive into mental relaxation and/or professional soundscapes. The old QSound barber shop (and the other demos from that company) is one thing that immediately comes to mind as an example on the "professional" end of things.

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 No.17165

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 No.17184

>>16639

haven't donated to anything in ages

this guy done good. threw a fiver his way.


 No.17210

>>16650

>I find that ambient/dub techno artists produce some of the best "ASMR" material out there.

I don't think you know what ASMR is.


 No.17549

>>17210

Well you should not say that as people experience ASMR differently

>>16598

This introduced me to ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9dK-r0htXI

it mixes music and sounds


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 No.16672[Reply]

I have no clue about this 'ASMR' stuff.

Is it nice sounds or something else? It is maybe hypnotic.

I love sounds that make me relaxed. My wife snoring, my cat purring next to my head, my kids slamming doors and taking a shower ,the creaking noise of the heating; it's all comfy noises. My dog licking his lips when I go to feed him, the noise of toast coming up from the toaster, rainfall on the roof, a knock on my front door from the postie as she always brings gifts and letters.

ASMR is just comfy sounds.

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 No.17520

I rarely feel the ASMR tingling myself, I just get into this relaxed state of mind that helps me work or just unwind after a long day. The tingle sensation is very very rare for me.


 No.17529

>>16672

>what is this ASMR?

Exploitation of male loneliness by attention whores trying to get YouTube famous.


 No.17540

>>17520

That's too bad. I get it very easily, a new video will almost always give me a tingle on my scalp/head and often if I actually enjoy the video, the sensation shoots down either leg and it almost tickles.


 No.17546

>>17540

Well my entire body goes numb so that's something.


 No.17996

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 No.14810[Reply]

dick=diamond

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 No.17803

>>17791

I totally would!


 No.17820

>>17803

samefag here from>>17791

I would most defiantly rape her!


 No.17861

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>>17793

at 36:10 you can see her feet, my fellow footfriend, somebody make a webm plz desu.


 No.17902

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>>17793

>sexual deviant footfag


 No.17993

>>17902

Evidently you cannot see through the sarcasm in post >>17793

You are indeed a fuckhead. kys




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