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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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 No.34910[Reply]

FRESH HILY

>dem eyes

>dat hair

>dem freckles

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 No.34935

>>34933

wew, better post you're waifu so we can laugh at her.


 No.34936

>>34933

typical italian bambola


 No.34938

She's going to look like Carol Burnett when she gets older.


 No.34948

File: b383701fa589678⋯.webm (5.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 8ch-waffen-ss.webm)

>>34933

I'm telling you, it's that awful hair. Look at that video thumbnail, and imagine her with long curly brunette hair running down to her chest. With the right makeover, she would be an easy 8/10.


 No.34956

File: a704e36a126f5a1⋯.jpg (61.28 KB, 720x960, 3:4, hl.jpg)




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 No.27165[Reply]

the day when the one and only real autistic queen went full ASMR

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 No.34919

File: 2e1c8e1eb576f9c⋯.jpg (840.06 KB, 1436x1441, 1436:1441, 1489213311405.jpg)

>>34652

>>34666

Well so far I haven't seen a thread (outside of this disgusting hate dungeon) devolve to "OH BOY I WISH I WAS A CUTE TRAP LOOKING AT MY PURE ARYAN VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND SUCKING SOME HUGE NEGRO DICK".

Like, say I want to talk about something very niche like, I don't know, how to tie various knots or some dumb shit so I can hang myself.

Well if I took that to any possible board on 4chan, it'll always devolve into something retarded.

But here I'm more likely to find some board that only gets 3 visitors a day and get a nice conversation out of it.

Even in this board I can ignore all the waifu threads, go to a real ASMR thread, and mostly get good content out of it.


 No.34920

>>34919

>I can ignore all the waifu threads

>implying there are other threads

Are you fucking blind?


 No.34921

>>34920

Urd/

Urd o s,@


 No.34941

She banned me from commenting for requesting fart asmr.


 No.34955

>>34875

Just claim to be a bullied jew and she'll welcome you with open arms. Or just LARP as a dyke.




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 No.20319[Reply]

Jesus christ! I want her to step on my balls!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugWHdnANtig&t=679s

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 No.34743

>>34732

Anyone has picture with those tags?


 No.34902

>>34566

>For $350 I can get decent hooker

and a lifetime worth of incurable STDs. Have fun!


 No.34905

File: 79c356297c76cb6⋯.jpg (105.37 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, 1485328293875m.jpg)

>>34902

>what are condoms

>what are high-class prostitutes

Maybe I've been spoiled since we get the platinum standard of hookers from around the world where I live, and they only service white native Finns.


 No.34906

>>34902

Ever hear of a condom you fool?


 No.34954

File: b06ca3338d87ca8⋯.png (28.6 KB, 782x89, 782:89, iwasmr.png)

>>34743

only this




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 No.30911[Reply]

Maria's got her crystal dildos out again.

https://youtu.be/loCTa5KbtOA?t=16m10s

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 No.34944

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Sex with Maria.


 No.34945

All of the waterheads who believe in 'the healing power of crystals' are all emotional wrecks.

Strange coincidence.


 No.34946

>>34939

She's casting a spell against Ocean Heart


 No.34947

>>34946

They both are ready for mental hospital.


 No.34953

File: e94a9164efe58f1⋯.webm (2.78 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Danielle_origins.webm)

>>34939

YES MARIA!

>>34946

>>34947

Our goddess Danielle was once a simple country girl who liked bluegrass music, 4wheelers, and hiking innawoods. Then one day, she found these magical crystals. One thing led to another and then… her kundalini was awakened and left her spaced out. Shortly after, she transformed into the beautiful and powerful telepathic mermaid autism loving alchemist sorceress of Light Language™ that we all worship today.

INB4 Maria / Danielle collab




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 No.31457[Reply]

As a service to lurking ASMRtits, who actually are Hate Dungeon approved channels and why? Who is not a degenerate greedy whore and conducts themselves properly? Pure waifus are hard to find.

Angelica

>Not sexual. No cleavage.

>Doesn't cry on social media.

>Doesn't shill patreon or bux.

>Doesn't engage in drama.

>Intelligent and classy.

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 No.34889

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ANOTHA ONE


 No.34890

File: b83a4abe7379c16⋯.jpg (51.44 KB, 577x500, 577:500, happi pepe.jpg)


 No.34898

>>34889

oh no, she got junks'd


 No.34901

>>34889

>choose the dark side

She wants the GWC.


 No.34952

>>32443

ayn rand

shell probably do it

>>34834

she struggles with spanish alot, probably chicano




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 No.17068[Reply]

Her wardrobe is teh best

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 No.34581

>>34037

who in there right mind would frost a cake with their butt?


 No.34591

File: 08696a6b162a837⋯.jpg (354.82 KB, 639x641, 639:641, gwen and mongo.jpg)


 No.34949

>>34591

Can someone give me a quick rundown on her?


 No.34950

>>34949

She's an camwhore.


 No.34951




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 No.27630[Reply]

WHO DID THIS?!

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 No.34926

>>34924

Go back where? Just tell me daddy.


 No.34927

>>34779

Dawww, she's such a dork. Thats adorable…. I mean, eww gross… t-totally wouldn't cuddle…


 No.34937

>>34927

She's got a chad anon…it's ok we're here for you.


 No.34942

How many times did she fart during the Livestream?


 No.34943

>>34942

AFAIK twice.




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 No.26864[Reply]

Don't you ever not talk about me again.

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 No.34356

File: 9571646bbd6ba6a⋯.jpg (97.88 KB, 306x321, 102:107, 4252462462.jpg)

>>27117

has anyone archived the 1st April thread back in 2016?

and the 2nd one that didn't survived the 8ch crash?

I wanna read the shitposts again. especially the 1st one.


 No.34657

>>34356

No, because nobody thought either thread was going to disappear.

The first one died because somebody spam-nuked the board and it either got pushed off or a mod hastily deleted it. The second was unfortunately one of the very few that didn't survive the recent hack.


 No.34931

>>34356

we can recreate the shitposting

>OP

>moonglove thread

>1st reply, me

>April is the loveliest

>2nd reply

>April sure is the loveliest elven princess

>100 posts later

>Aprils bf is the MtG asscrack guy

>i met that guy

That's what I remember.


 No.34932

>>34931

>her Chad is mongrel

>her potato nose is cute

>her floppy ears are useful douring the summer

>her best friend is Mr. Pinky

>her hobby is collecting condoms

We love you April!


 No.34934

>>34932

Those are all from this thread.




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 No.30753[Reply]

Jellybeannose Scamming Sack of Shit

old thread

>>25898

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 No.34802

>>34725

She prefers feminized gook ladyboys because she was abused probably, its a pattern with these girls.


 No.34883

She's making drama on Twitter again despite asmr channels are the least affected with as revenue decline.

https://twitter.com/Jellybeannose16/status/857320171052032000


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 No.34891

File: 12ca9ae7ef2b341⋯.jpg (291.21 KB, 634x1102, 317:551, 1.jpg)

samefag


 No.34929

>>34883

She probably needs more Patreon cucks to keep her luxury live style.




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 No.33004[Reply]

Why is there no discussion of this exotic titgoddess?

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 No.34790

>>34787

>I dont like fake ass plastic women

>I never said plastic surgery you cucktard

And with the argument won, I take my leave.


 No.34791

>>34787

Right on. At least some anons in here aren't pussy whipped.


 No.34808

>>34790

youre obviously a betacuck retard.

plastic can be used to refer to something as fake.

take your leave and never come back.

>>34791

ive actually had a few girlfriends in my time and therefor have some IRL experience with females.

99% of them arent worth even fantasizing about.


 No.34900

>>34808

>get proved wrong

>resort to calling the other person a betacuck retard

You're just digging your hole deeper. Take this L and go home, boy.


 No.34928

Her videos are bad and you know full well why people watch them. The thing that really did it for me was when she said the Israeli dead sea salts were from "Palestine".

It's an Israeli Jew business and she can't even role-play say it because of how buttblasted muslims are.




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 No.30908[Reply]

now that the traffic here is so high, and shitposting is at an all time high… i say nuke the board to square one, but force IDs

anyone else agree?

also, ban me :D

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 No.34894

>>34882

Wow, the redditfags are really shilling in full force aren't they? Why aren't they happy we're not bothering them anywhere else and containing it here?


 No.34895

>>32179

Every time you see some faggot getting extra salty you know they're not from around here.


 No.34896

>>32112

>forcing IDs

How reddit of you


 No.34899

IDs make this place more like reddit. Keep it hate dungeon. Every post is anonymous. Just ignore who you don't like you shill.


 No.34922

>>34892

probably took some kind of drug in pills, body rejected it during come-up phase




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 No.17891[Reply]

Would ASMR be good meditation for reaching the super-o with a prostate massager?

vid related. i know there's already an asmrdarling thread up but this video led me to ask this quesrion.

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 No.34380

>>34377

There are ways. Regulars of this board know.


 No.34395

>>34375

bipolar manic depressive faggot thinks world revolves around him. Phoenix anon faggot stalker/hater/sissy crybaby faggot https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki all of you anons talk tough shit, this is your enemy, the anon who took it too far, exposed himself and exposed all of you as his minions telling people you do his faggot bidding and work for him like he is your faggot overlord. this is the one you should hate


 No.34396

>>34380

you are a worthless faggot


 No.34904

File: c922f6b64cc07dd⋯.png (71.78 KB, 177x196, 177:196, creepyguy.png)

>>17891

I'm going to track this slut down and then rape her until she turns into a chicken sandwhich then I will eat her out


 No.34909

>>34904

called the cops




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 No.29913[Reply]

Why is she so perfect, /asmr/

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 No.34810

File: 402ce1da7a94d1b⋯.jpg (33.22 KB, 480x480, 1:1, pizza_gibi.jpg)

>>34786

But she's so kawaii~~~


 No.34813

>>34810

anita sarkeesians little sis isnt cute or weaboo kawaii.


 No.34814

>>34810

she's ugly


 No.34815

>>34786

>she's popular so now I hate her

classic


 No.34907

File: 11f7df39185cc21⋯.jpg (25.52 KB, 491x378, 491:378, Anon#34814 Thinks this gir….jpg)

>>34814

Okay.




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 No.32969[Reply]

All I can say is fuck you to the trolls. Or in your language: "fuck you you normie autistic cucks".

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 No.34606

>>33666

you are a total faggot kys and make it snappy, dick sucker, your mom has more black cocks to suck tonight for rent money.


 No.34616

File: 24775d9608f5b93⋯.jpg (28.59 KB, 736x304, 46:19, Butthurt cream.jpg)


 No.34668

File: 7c2e0f508b18302⋯.gif (310.11 KB, 600x862, 300:431, image.gif)

>>33666

Demonic trips confirm, Sharon lurks and is pissed.


 No.34684

>>34668

NIGGERRRRS!


 No.34903

File: 526642b6c46e4db⋯.jpg (10.82 KB, 255x320, 51:64, Chad.jpg)

>>34684

FUK U CRACKA




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 No.31493[Reply]

Positivity thread! Post the best pics of your ASMR waifu.

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 No.34754

>>33988

top waifu


 No.34794

File: 95356b5736e56e8⋯.jpg (147.32 KB, 2560x1440, 16:9, maxresdefault.jpg)


 No.34840

>>34735

god tier


 No.34871

File: 04a4b52da30688c⋯.jpg (18.51 KB, 480x360, 4:3, narcissistic therapist.jpg)

So much love for Harley

Ivanka is also a favorite


 No.34897

>>34871

this waifu is going to set your bed on fire after you fall asleep




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