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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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 No.17068[Reply]

Her wardrobe is teh best

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 No.35169

>>35110

oh no,

it's retarded


 No.35196

File: 5cce79584aea89a⋯.png (95.65 KB, 500x376, 125:94, 1488428664937.png)

>>35112

kys muslim scum


 No.35197

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>>35110

>>35104

Aaaaand dropped. What an absolute cunt.

>>35120

top fucking kek


 No.35319

Soon enough she will be doing taking off clothing hauls


 No.35345

>>35197

I'd give her some E, fuck her doggy literally all night. Tie her up, put God Emperor's Inauguration Speech on loop. Leave.




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 No.30911[Reply]

Maria's got her crystal dildos out again.

https://youtu.be/loCTa5KbtOA?t=16m10s

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 No.35326

>>35251

Leave Maria alone she is amazing at ASMR. Why does it matter if she believes shit you don't?


 No.35341

>>35326

It matters…voodoo and shit. ASMR & voodoo? The fuck…


 No.35342

>>35326

Are you:

1. Maria

2. An orbiter

3. A Patreon, if so what tier

4. A voodoo Houngan training her

5. Shia LaBeouf


 No.35343

>>35326

You seem confused. I told you to go to YT and dislike the video, not to leave your YT comments here.


 No.35344

>>35343

The next time you even think about taking to me like that I will fuck your mother, and make you my stepchild bitch.




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 No.32676[Reply]

How the hell did ASMR normie cucks find this place was it beta whiteknights that tipped them off or did they really find this place just by Google searching?

I think some of their diehard cuckfans reported us fuck those snitches thinking they will ever get real pussy but it could be that these ASMR women are so vain and actually did indepth searching for their names and stumbled here too.

>Also she blames us for everything bad in the ASMR community

>TOPKEK

>She literally called us out by direct linking!

you anons know what to do

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 No.35336

File: 55ac3ccccfb06a9⋯.jpg (72.72 KB, 439x772, 439:772, Untitled.jpg)


 No.35337

>>35333

She's put all the info out there herself if you want to find out…


 No.35338

>>35337

Looks like you are trolling.


 No.35339

>>35338

That's right, i was Bluffing the whole time, if you get my drift


 No.35340

>>35335

hopefully her twat mush for NZ orbiter bux will drag her fat ass out of America




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 No.29889[Reply]

Sucking Dick Simulator

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 No.35321

File: d820b4faaf6dc29⋯.png (357.55 KB, 3290x2529, 3290:2529, no.png)


 No.35322

>>35313

Yeah shes amazing. Although her subs are low she has developed a very close-knit and loyal fan base which is more valuable imo.


 No.35323

>>35322

Hi Indigo!


 No.35332

>>35321

But your cute and we like you. You're safe here. Show us your cute lil' boobers.


 No.35334

>>35321

Make a video and say "praise Kek" in it. That's all, people will love you for it, you could be Queen of the Hate Dungeon.




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 No.35252[Reply]

SO I HERD U LIEK WAIFUZ

WEDDING DAY ROLEPLAY

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 No.35255

Well…that's a thing now, I guess.


 No.35278

the cucks will eat this shit up.

fuck'n cucks


 No.35285

File: 43e4012578398ee⋯.jpg (17.7 KB, 300x262, 150:131, nah.jpg)


 No.35294

>>35253

Pedro I need my lawn done Saturday..


 No.35329

File: 8b0d594e564d675⋯.png (12.38 KB, 300x250, 6:5, nope.png)




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 No.34460[Reply]

It seems like every uploader is now just using ASMR as an excuse to draw attention to themselves, but I don't care about the person making it. What are some good channels where you don't see the uploader's face, where the uploader doesn't talk, and where their actual intent is to trigger ASMR?

And please don't mention Mickelous or Ephemeral Rift. They're just male versions of the generic patreon whore.

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 No.34479

>>34476

>>34478

fuck off pedo


 No.34480

>>34479

You need to be 18 here, young lady. Identify yourself. What's your channel?


 No.34488

> where you don't see the uploader's face

Welp, that narrows it down to zero.


 No.35144

Does any em ninjees make eez tingly videos? I love em damn ninjees wit dur magic trix.


 No.35308

>>34479

Seriously though, what's your channel.




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 No.34749[Reply]

>that's nice

>got a lot of stress in my neck

>hunching over, riding my bike

>that's nice

Uhuh.

 No.34781

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I missed my calling


 No.34971

was a solid video. she flaked out early before the real money whoring began.


 No.35066

>>34781

fucking ian

one of the best

although i prefer Mo


 No.35306

What video is this? I used to watch it a long time ago but I can't find it anymore.




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 No.26472[Reply]

So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

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 No.35247

>>35245

She lives in German how would her boyfriend be Mexican?


 No.35248

>>35247

Somebody said that here on chan. You have lations in EU as well.


 No.35249

>>35241

Top Kek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 No.35256

>>35243

Well that's disappointing,i could do with some literal asmr porn.


 No.35276

>>35256

Cherrycrush you dope.




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 No.35260[Reply]

I need this video.

Sexy Girlfriend Roleplay.



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 No.34910[Reply]

FRESH HILY

>dem eyes

>dat hair

>dem freckles

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 No.35036

Every woman who's ever given me a chance (2) have been redheads. Current girl I've gone out twice and will a third soon… God bless redheads. God bless freckles. God bless OP.

Why is it I wonder that freckles, red hair, shortness, and glasses-dependence go so often with each other. Recessive genetic failures?


 No.35040

>>35036

nice blog faggot


 No.35240

>>34948

What's this song?


 No.35246

>>34938

dude Carol Burnett is a milf


 No.35250

>>35246

lol she is




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 No.29913[Reply]

Why is she so perfect, /asmr/

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 No.35209

>>35205

Gibi shilling herself here. Wew.


 No.35210

>>35209

thats how she got popular. by her and her squad shitposting her shit all over the chans

plus help from her big sis anita sarkeesian


 No.35218

>>35209

Come and inquire about my enigmatic ethinicity


 No.35244

>>29965

>I think Gibi a qt, but she comes off as so precious in her videos

>Like she's constantly talking about how sensitive her skin is or how she works out or how she gets the pretentious-ass shit she eats from some pretentious-ass online store for hipsters

Its almost like women have to and should have healthy diets, beauty maintenance and work out routines.

There is nothing wrong with women doing these things. In fact any real woman should.


 No.35254

>>35244

>precious

>sensitive

>pretentious

>healthy diets, beauty maintenance and work out routines

Completely ignoring the point in order to defend his waifu




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 No.27461[Reply]

"Hi. It's good to see you again."

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 No.34878

>>27716

back to imgur you go


 No.35181

>>34864

The fact all her reason work experience is for "survey monkey" says it all.


 No.35224

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>What is queer, caring, masculinity?

>What is masculinity when it is not asserted, validated, or built on relational codes?

>Based on her poem of the same name, Laura Houlberg's Sculpture of my Masculinity challenges viewers to savor a deeply private masculinity, and by the end of the night, share in its un-assertion through soft destruction.

>With sugar sculptures, found objects, and video, Sculpture of my Masculinity is a vulnerable ecosystem of gender's complications.

It kills me that stuff like this reads like the memes we created about it.


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 No.35242

>>35224

Pornhub challenges viewers to savor a deeply private masculinity, and by the end of the night, share in its un-assertion through soft destruction.




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 No.35231[Reply]

Brittany Pettibone gives me ASMR…

 No.35238

I prefer her sister Nicole.


 No.35239

File: 522854480b29f74⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 861.13 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, bluesbros2.mp4)




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 No.35063[Reply]

Stop watching. Trust me you will completely change. asmr is just as bad for you as porn and shares many similarities.

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 No.35189

>>35187

Now you're just being ridiculous, just remember the hymies train goys to rationalize. They're called SJWs.


 No.35190

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 No.35198

>>35063

My personal experience confirms this to be true. I've been attempting NoFap for over a year and never got beyond 2 weeks (mostly it was within a week). Throughout this process, however, I had been watching ASMR regularly. I finally came to the conclusion that ASMR was contributing to my relapses, that it was a sort of stepping stone to my porn habit. And it's easy to understand why: you have an attractive person giving you intimate attention in close proximity, pretending to touch you, flirting with, etc. It's very much like foreplay. So, after relapsing for the 100th or so time since trying nofap, I decided to deny myself ASMR as well.

And guess what? I made it 29 days on my first attempt, more than doubling my previous record. What's more is that it was SHOCKINGLY easy compared to my previous attempts. This was about a month ago now, but currently I'm back to my old habits of watching ASMR every day and using porn at whim. I haven't even attempted a streak since. I think a major reason why I haven't made another attempt since my previous success is that now I'm having to contend with the very real possibility of being able to go indefinitely if I continue denying myself ASMR as well.

>>35068

This is also true, unfortunately. In the past few years of my life, the most productive, stable, and happy periods were those when I decided to go without imageboards for a while.


 No.35200

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>>35198

nice blog faggot, but good post tbh

>tfw if you just give up three things your life could be normalish


 No.35236

>>35200

anon, i recently quit nofap after a year and i feel different, but not worse or better. during nofap i was the same depressed obsessive piece of shit i am now. even if things like porn and asmr are bad for you, as long as you're not using them as a crutch, you can live a perfectly normal life. when i was on nofap i was more confident but i was absolutely obsessed with female attention instead. now off of nofap if i ever get too obsessed with women i can beat off and listen to girlfriend asmr. not that those are good outlets, but as long as it's not affecting my regular life, it's fine. enjoying alcohol doesn't mean you gotta let it take over your life, and even functional alcoholics can be successful. don't identify with your crutches.

basically this huge fucking post says don't blame simple pleasures for your life being shit. and i can't tell you how to fix your life. just do what you want and don't feel guilty for it.




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 No.32440[Reply]

One step closer to porn

(Skip to around 6:45)

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 No.35184

File: c2b833e532ca199⋯.jpg (311.62 KB, 1024x1536, 2:3, Cloveress_Blacked_1.jpg)


 No.35204

>>35184

You can stop posting this.


 No.35206

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>>35204

naah..


 No.35220

>>35184

>having these pics saved on ur computer

m8. re-evaluate ur life


 No.35235

Blacked.com was probably the ones knocking at her door.




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