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/asmr/ - Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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>dem eyes

>dat hair

>dem freckles

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wew, better post you're waifu so we can laugh at her.



typical italian bambola


She's going to look like Carol Burnett when she gets older.


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I'm telling you, it's that awful hair. Look at that video thumbnail, and imagine her with long curly brunette hair running down to her chest. With the right makeover, she would be an easy 8/10.


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the day when the one and only real autistic queen went full ASMR

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Well so far I haven't seen a thread (outside of this disgusting hate dungeon) devolve to "OH BOY I WISH I WAS A CUTE TRAP LOOKING AT MY PURE ARYAN VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND SUCKING SOME HUGE NEGRO DICK".

Like, say I want to talk about something very niche like, I don't know, how to tie various knots or some dumb shit so I can hang myself.

Well if I took that to any possible board on 4chan, it'll always devolve into something retarded.

But here I'm more likely to find some board that only gets 3 visitors a day and get a nice conversation out of it.

Even in this board I can ignore all the waifu threads, go to a real ASMR thread, and mostly get good content out of it.



>I can ignore all the waifu threads

>implying there are other threads

Are you fucking blind?




Urd o s,@


She banned me from commenting for requesting fart asmr.



Just claim to be a bullied jew and she'll welcome you with open arms. Or just LARP as a dyke.

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Jesus christ! I want her to step on my balls!!!


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Anyone has picture with those tags?



>For $350 I can get decent hooker

and a lifetime worth of incurable STDs. Have fun!


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>what are condoms

>what are high-class prostitutes

Maybe I've been spoiled since we get the platinum standard of hookers from around the world where I live, and they only service white native Finns.



Ever hear of a condom you fool?


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only this

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Maria's got her crystal dildos out again.


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Sex with Maria.


All of the waterheads who believe in 'the healing power of crystals' are all emotional wrecks.

Strange coincidence.



She's casting a spell against Ocean Heart



They both are ready for mental hospital.


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Our goddess Danielle was once a simple country girl who liked bluegrass music, 4wheelers, and hiking innawoods. Then one day, she found these magical crystals. One thing led to another and then… her kundalini was awakened and left her spaced out. Shortly after, she transformed into the beautiful and powerful telepathic mermaid autism loving alchemist sorceress of Light Language™ that we all worship today.

INB4 Maria / Danielle collab

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As a service to lurking ASMRtits, who actually are Hate Dungeon approved channels and why? Who is not a degenerate greedy whore and conducts themselves properly? Pure waifus are hard to find.


>Not sexual. No cleavage.

>Doesn't cry on social media.

>Doesn't shill patreon or bux.

>Doesn't engage in drama.

>Intelligent and classy.

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oh no, she got junks'd



>choose the dark side

She wants the GWC.



ayn rand

shell probably do it


she struggles with spanish alot, probably chicano

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Her wardrobe is teh best

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who in there right mind would frost a cake with their butt?


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Can someone give me a quick rundown on her?



She's an camwhore.


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Go back where? Just tell me daddy.



Dawww, she's such a dork. Thats adorable…. I mean, eww gross… t-totally wouldn't cuddle…



She's got a chad anon…it's ok we're here for you.


How many times did she fart during the Livestream?



AFAIK twice.

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Don't you ever not talk about me again.

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has anyone archived the 1st April thread back in 2016?

and the 2nd one that didn't survived the 8ch crash?

I wanna read the shitposts again. especially the 1st one.



No, because nobody thought either thread was going to disappear.

The first one died because somebody spam-nuked the board and it either got pushed off or a mod hastily deleted it. The second was unfortunately one of the very few that didn't survive the recent hack.



we can recreate the shitposting


>moonglove thread

>1st reply, me

>April is the loveliest

>2nd reply

>April sure is the loveliest elven princess

>100 posts later

>Aprils bf is the MtG asscrack guy

>i met that guy

That's what I remember.



>her Chad is mongrel

>her potato nose is cute

>her floppy ears are useful douring the summer

>her best friend is Mr. Pinky

>her hobby is collecting condoms

We love you April!



Those are all from this thread.

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Jellybeannose Scamming Sack of Shit

old thread


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She prefers feminized gook ladyboys because she was abused probably, its a pattern with these girls.


She's making drama on Twitter again despite asmr channels are the least affected with as revenue decline.




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She probably needs more Patreon cucks to keep her luxury live style.

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Why is there no discussion of this exotic titgoddess?

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>I dont like fake ass plastic women

>I never said plastic surgery you cucktard

And with the argument won, I take my leave.



Right on. At least some anons in here aren't pussy whipped.



youre obviously a betacuck retard.

plastic can be used to refer to something as fake.

take your leave and never come back.


ive actually had a few girlfriends in my time and therefor have some IRL experience with females.

99% of them arent worth even fantasizing about.



>get proved wrong

>resort to calling the other person a betacuck retard

You're just digging your hole deeper. Take this L and go home, boy.


Her videos are bad and you know full well why people watch them. The thing that really did it for me was when she said the Israeli dead sea salts were from "Palestine".

It's an Israeli Jew business and she can't even role-play say it because of how buttblasted muslims are.

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now that the traffic here is so high, and shitposting is at an all time high… i say nuke the board to square one, but force IDs

anyone else agree?

also, ban me :D

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Wow, the redditfags are really shilling in full force aren't they? Why aren't they happy we're not bothering them anywhere else and containing it here?



Every time you see some faggot getting extra salty you know they're not from around here.



>forcing IDs

How reddit of you


IDs make this place more like reddit. Keep it hate dungeon. Every post is anonymous. Just ignore who you don't like you shill.



probably took some kind of drug in pills, body rejected it during come-up phase

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Would ASMR be good meditation for reaching the super-o with a prostate massager?

vid related. i know there's already an asmrdarling thread up but this video led me to ask this quesrion.

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There are ways. Regulars of this board know.



bipolar manic depressive faggot thinks world revolves around him. Phoenix anon faggot stalker/hater/sissy crybaby faggot https://twitter.com/johnrychlicki all of you anons talk tough shit, this is your enemy, the anon who took it too far, exposed himself and exposed all of you as his minions telling people you do his faggot bidding and work for him like he is your faggot overlord. this is the one you should hate



you are a worthless faggot


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I'm going to track this slut down and then rape her until she turns into a chicken sandwhich then I will eat her out



called the cops

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Why is she so perfect, /asmr/

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But she's so kawaii~~~



anita sarkeesians little sis isnt cute or weaboo kawaii.



she's ugly



>she's popular so now I hate her



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All I can say is fuck you to the trolls. Or in your language: "fuck you you normie autistic cucks".

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you are a total faggot kys and make it snappy, dick sucker, your mom has more black cocks to suck tonight for rent money.


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Demonic trips confirm, Sharon lurks and is pissed.





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Positivity thread! Post the best pics of your ASMR waifu.

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top waifu


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god tier


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So much love for Harley

Ivanka is also a favorite



this waifu is going to set your bed on fire after you fall asleep

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