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WHITE NATIONALIST RECRUITING CENTRE - Come at me ASIO! :^) IRC channel: irc.rizon.net #/aus/

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Old >>130949

Discord is for normies

Continue regular scheduled shitposting



when's smoko



It's always smoko when you're a neet


Time for a fap


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fresh from /pol/





Melbourne, USA?

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Found this dude who writes opinion articles that aren't ultra cucked for the ABC. Considering this is a major news site I'm pretty happy with that.


He's got some good shit.

>inb4 shill


He's not staff, he's just an external column-filler.

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Come on cunts. Have a go at making some memes. Show the world how you are not afraid of the authorities.


> You have been visited by the CIA's self styled cecret intelligence apparition

> Good jihads will come to you if you vote to keep marriage traditional

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maybe we oughta rethink that autosage thing, last thread was 20posts dead


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>not being able to divine actual details of actual events from specious reporting

pick one story posted and debunk it



Muslims are inbred shitskins who don't belong in australia



British people are more inbred. There's a reason the under classes are so hideous. Only the high class Normans and French are intelligent and not inbred.


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Blow it out your ass, Ahmed, marrying your 1st cousin is accepted and even encouraged in Islam, look at the 1st pic on >>131497 Cousin marriage is illegal in multiple Western countries.

Muslim populations across the world are at higher risks from genetic defects than non-Muslim populations, even when they move to the West these populations still have higher rates of genetic defects because they continue to inbreed: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/children/11723308/First-cousin-marriages-in-Pakistani-communities-leading-to-appalling-disabilities-among-children.html



You are a typical shitskin. You hate white people but live in a white country. Go back home Mohammed

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There was a parade in Adelaide on Rundle Mall with faggot chanting "hey hey hoe hoe (whatever) phobia got to go"

How should we respond to this?

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Do we need to have a national discussion about international fads?


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Can we just let vic nsw and tassie do the gay marriage stuff?


Denmark was the first population to implement gay marriage

> population of 5,711,837 managed a 21,087 net increase of which 19,368 was net immigration this year ?

- http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/population-by-country/


mfw Gay peer pressure at the international level

It's all supposedly "white nations"

Is this some sort of conformist racism thing?


> the analyses suggest that there are more than 8 million adults in the US who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual, comprising 3.5% of the adult population. Of men, 2.2% identify as gay and an additional 1.4% as bisexual. Of women, 1.1% identify as lesbian and an additional 2.2% as bisexual.

Even gays are discriminating against women, tending to prefer men-only to both or both to woman only in 2 out of 3 cases?

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Hey mates, me and a bud are making a Moon Man game inspired by Ethnic Cleansing and L4D2. The lad who made the excellent Moon Man model granted us its use in the game.

We were hoping you cunts could give us some voices for the niggers.

We need lines like "Muh fugga" "Mupdi doo" "Muh dick" and others.

Probably some death groans too if you can manage.

Game is non-profit and made for fun.

Uploaded mp3s are preferred but you can use vocaroo if it's easier.

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>is non profit

>is made for fun

is it free as in freedom?



oh shit, i'm this fag >>127427 forgot to do shit, are there any things you need voices for? Give me a list and i can give a shot, i have a nice condenser mic and get told i have a radio voice by more than a few people online and IRL.

been eating chocolate and smoking like a fat cunt, so i cant do anything atm



actually, send me an email at [email protected]

i can give you my personal email and we can sort some shit out, i'm keen to see this game and if there's anyway i can help out let me know.

sage because double post.




put a thing up shit quality because it's late and i had to be quiet so i upped volume in audacity


Got some more samples i recorded not sure if they're what you want or need but they are in mp3 format at the moment. just uploading to mega as i type this, will put link below.

mega is being a slow cunt.

fucking 10 minutes for 334kb get fucked cunt.

sorted it out.


Feedback is welcome, do i need to sound blacker or are these good?

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— 8< —————–

New specialist team to investigate "fixated person" threats.

Wednesday, 26 April 2017 10:34:27 AM

The New South Wales Police Force has announced a new specialist unit to deal with obsessed individuals who threaten to carry out acts of violence.

The “Fixated Persons Investigations Unit” will focus on the detection, intervention and prevention of so-called ‘lone actor’ and ‘fixated person’ threats across the state.

Matters involving individuals who are not considered persons of interest by the Counter Terrorism and Special Tactics (CTST) Command will be assessed and referred to the new unit, which will be staffed by NSW detectives and mental health experts.

Upon investigation, the unit will determine whether individuals making threats of grievance-fuelled violence should be arrested and charged with criminal offences or provided with mental health assistance.

The unit will also be responsible for proactively identifying people who may be vulnerable to rapid radicalisation or lone actor-style attacks and disrupting their ability to engage in violence.

“This unit is a unique step forward in modern policing,” Police Commissioner, Mick Fuller, said.

“In recent times we’ve dealt with a number of people who aren’t classified as terrorists but are so obsessed about issues, ideals or individuals, they are plotting acts of violence,” Commissioner Fuller said.

“The Fixated Persons Investigations Unit will identify and disrupt those threats.”

The unit will be staffed by 17 detectives and additional support personnel. It will commence operations next Monday Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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when foreign invasion and tyrannical ideologies threaten your people, you go to war to keep the frontline away from your people

when (((they))) advocate to legislate foreign invasion and tyrannical ideologies into the country, the frontline of war is brought into your schools, homes, public spaces, institutions and parliaments

when the frontline of war is on people's doorsteps, security professionals have failed

when security fails, people take security into their own hands

when people take security into their own hands, these failures of security punish them

when you punish people for protecting themselves, you're not security, you're the facilitator of enemy occupation - a traitor.


Hopefully they arrest the guy who posts poopoopeepee memes in the neet gen



>against poopoopeepee

fuck off we're full



shitpost police, arrest this man



diu vivere regis

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Here's my idea of bringing rain into the Australian desert.

It's basically an orbital sunshade that covers a huge expanse of the southern ocean, the idea is to allow winter ice to extent far northwards. This will be conductive to cool Antarctic fronts which will sweep over Australia delivering rain deep into the interior making habitable land.

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Pretty awesome. Greening Australia's interior is going to become more and more necessary into the future, and we must start brainstorming ideas now. Anyone who is against this is against Australia being great.

I think we should start by flooding Lake Eyre by digging a trench from it to the ocean. It's a 15,000 square kilometer below-sea-level depression in northern South Australia. Flooding it will give us a vast inland sea that will contribute somewhat to rainfall in the area as it evaporates (and is constantly replenished by the sea).

We should also implement the Bradfield Scheme.

Another thing we should do is use nuclear bomb excavation techniques to dig super deep holes (1km deep and more) but small surface area holes in the desert and divert rivers to fill them. The tiny surface area will mean negligible evaporation, but they will store vast amounts of water because they are so deep.



>Another thing we should do is use nuclear bomb excavation techniques to dig super deep holes (1km deep and more) but small surface area holes in the desert and divert rivers to fill them.

The burgers and gommies already tried digging with nukes, see Project Plowshare. They both quietly gave it up after they realised it was impractical and was generating huge quantities of fallout.


Maybe embracing the desert is a possibility.



No, the Russians made a big success of it and still have it in store, while the Americans, after having large successes, abandoned it for public relations reasons.


>flood Central Australia

>native plants grow alright for a few weeks

>run out of soil nutrients

>washed straight back out into brackish water

>desert dies even harder

If only fertiliser didn't need so much natgas, it might be a decent idea, but otherwise you need nitrogen from somewhere, and you can't plant alfalfa underwater.



That isn't even the biggest point against it. The main reason to avoid this move is to preserve the set for the next 20 mad max movies

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Hey, m8s, what do you guys have to nip on when you need to get smashed really quick? Anything popular, cheap and readily available in any BWS?

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I found the renmano cab shiraz doesn't taste like death and doesn't give me a bad hangover whilst being $14 for 4 litres. S'alright.


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2 litre bottle of Sherry.

$12.50 at 1st Choice or Dan's.

It's 18% which means if you smash the whole bottle it's like 1 litre of 36%, which is around typical bourbon strength.

The cashier will know you're a cheap pathetic alco though.



Why would I care what some pathetic checkout chick thinks of me?



I'm just speaking from experience. Back when I was a cheap pathetic alco I did care, so I'd have about half a dozen bottle shops that I would use in rotation.


cask port, $11 2L, rekt

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What mobile plans do you degenerates use?

I am currently tossing up between OVO (Optus network) or Kogan (Vodafone network). Just want that cheap 1GB data per month for when I am on public transport and need to shitpost or when my net goes out because the govt fucked up giving everyone a decent connection.

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All these cheap fucking jews

Mobiles might be normie, but so are computers by that logic.

>virgin (suits u fags)

>$40 a month

>10gb mobile data

>bunch of calls and texts

The mobile data is worth it just because i have shit internet at home. I even play online vidya using my phone hotspot. Get around 10-15mb speeds, cost is $4 a GB




I'm still on a pre-paid plan that Woolworths initially offered a few years back, $26 gets me 5GB of data to be used within 45 days. Being a friendless NEET, I have no need to call or text anyone apart from the occasional hooker.


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boost pay as you go my dude

$20 for like a month of unlimited calls and txt + 1gb of data



I've got an OPPO R9 chink phone, it's a rip off of the iPhone. It's also duel sim so I have an amaysim sim for calls and texts and a vodofone sim for data, 10gb with 180 days to use it. Bretty gud

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fuckin hell man shits so bloody expensive here

If I was an american paying for the same parts it'd only cost me like 2 fucking k(that number is taking in currecny conversion) but cause im strayan it costs me 3k

fukin jews man

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It also shows prices for parts from all the Aus. stores



>Do they also give advice on what goes with what, then build and test it for you

Pretty much. I just asked for a rig that wasn't more than certain dollars, told them how much space I wanted and what type of cooling and they came back with options. From initial email to pickup was about 2 weeks including all the back and forth getting in just right (they were restocking with new shit), was tested and re-tested when I got there to prove it was all ok and then they deleted the OS as I wanted it blank. I got my previous rig from pccasegear and that was pretty good, I use them for all peripherals now.



I've head good things about MSY but I have such a big problem dealing with chinks

Same reason I can't bring myself to go to Umart

It's so fucking hard to deal with them and if anything goes wrong I don't want to deal with that



>Also pcpartpicker has a compatibility function

Fukn noice! Thanks for that. Will defo have a play with it.



>I just asked for a rig that wasn't more than certain dollars

Shit that is good. Especially for only $50. I think PCCG used to charge $100 for a build.

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any fat cunts here ever consume more than this fat fuck?


if so what is the most you have ever consumed whilst on a bender? mine is 3 dominos pizzas, 12 pack of brownies, 2x liters of coke and 2 garlic breads


11 McDonalds soft-serves..

(not a fat cunt)



Check out this skinny bitch eating a 72 ounce (2 kilos) steak in 5 minutes. Then, she does it again, right after the first one. 4 kilos of steak in less time than it took burgerfag to eat his 3 kilos of hardly-need-to-chew gay fluff.



she will be into anal play

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>Be me

>Live in white country that sends illegal immigrants to offshore detention camps

>Go outside

>Everyone is Indian and Muslim


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why is it that schools make out like the White Australia policy was so fucking terrible? It was literally just restricted immigration which favored culturally and ideologically compatible Europeans, yet we hear all about how its "dark part of australian history"



>what ever helps you sleep at night

I know what helps you, a steady supply of Valium from your 'based Muslim GP'. That I believe :)


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honestly, i haven't needed it in like 4 months since I started blowing my load in a pussy on the regular.


In this times I like to live in a third world.

Here in Brazil is very hard to find any Muslim and Indian.



I've often thought about moving to a shit hole country but then building a complete, walled-off palace so I don't have to deal with any of the shittiness or crazy fucked up laws and corruption etc.

I might even have a few choice good looking servants.

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who would win?

you can choose the competition

but try to be fair about it

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>Civilization Beyond Earth

That game was shit and Polystralia also included chunks of Polynesia and the pacific Islands. Plus our leader is some mixed White/Asian hybrid thing with an Australian accent.



> We choose the gallipoli challenge


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lets say its war and Canada trying to invade

…yeah nah its not happening mate


We could just move the ozone layer hole over Canada and burn them all



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Just in regards to the locked thread that guy created, and anything additional that other users (not McKee, please you would kill it with your poor formatting and sub-standard writing) may want to talk about in regards to this broad topic - It does tie in to what we post here and on /pol/:

Looking into it, he absolutely does have a (legal) point about Tribunals using state law to fuck with people in other states (and it being not legal at all), his law links are solid.

The Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine being illegally imprisoned; Victorian Tribunal using Victorian Police against NSW residents (NSW police were not involved) all because they didn't listen to a summons filed in Victoria despite being NSW residents and found in contempt.

The people filing suit are the O.T.O / Thelema of Aleister Crowley fame (the heroin and homosexual junkie who couldn't handle his own dogma of "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.").

Even if you don't much care about that - the fact is; if one of these groups that Luke McKee (shitposter extraodenaire) has mentioned finds you talking shit online about them (such as this place, like gaiaguys.com or whatever) and get the Victorian Police involved - given what has happened recently in regards to the sunshine secret database that we only found out about due to the recent hack - 8ch.net would hand your data over to them and we would likely be legaly fucked. Remember, that whole Vivienne Legg and Dyson Devine thing happened in 2008, the laws used in that case have only strengthened since that time (both state and federal). Things are not looking good.

Further reading: https://8ch.net/aus/res/121083.html If any of your remember about the anti-discrimination act and its legal skulduggery mentioned there.

It is important… regardless of the shit the McKee guy spews.

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>The British stole Australia

Fuck off faggot. Australia has only existed for about 100 years. Before federation, it was colonies, NSW and Victoria, before then it was fucking nothing.

>No treaty with Abos

They didn't even have a treaty with each other. Which fucking tribes get treaties? What happens if say, the tribe that ousted the cunts from Uluru gets a land rights claim from the losers of that conflict? How far back do we go?

>how is this relevant to the thread?

how long does something remain online? what if some cunt reads something mean I wrote a decade ago? this law is fucking stupid. nigger, how hard is it to turn of your computer?




It was a beautiful libertarian paradise teeming with sustainable local communist tribes, thank you very much. You are correct in that 'Australia' is a colonial crumpet invention, but you do not seem to be worried about the English Anglo, primary 19th century race-slave of the jew. Please stop adding unnecessary spaces to your post, as it is doesn't make your post any clearer. We are all semi-literate here.



Who are they really betraying? Did you really sign up to work for them, or were you born into this wonderful shithole like I was? Sounds more like slavery as opposed to betrayal to me. For one, it's not hard to tell that establishment squares aren't in the system "for the greater good". I can't really blame their desire for comfort, but I can react and change. You can too.



What did the fauna call this island before the Anglo came and gave them petrol?


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I think you might be missing the point.



No, the point being made was stupid. Australia wasn't stolen, it was created. All the other edgy shit was stupid too.

As for the apparent injustice, racial vilification can be addressed under federal criminal law, in which case it is not a matter of state jurisdiction or civil courts. Which is stupid. Blame the jews and the Islamic Council.

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