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Hey whyd you delete that glorious thread of girls fucking dragon dildoes?

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>People have been telling the mods to clean this place up since it has been so shitty

if you find the content here shitty you could either post some non-shit or go elsewhere. instead, you bleat for the mods to clean up the mess. this place isn't comfy and never has been. there are hugboxes or bubbles online for virtually every iteration of bigotry. let's keep 8chan /b/ open to all.


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>he says while having no argument


>this place isn't comfy and never has been

If you haven't noticed the decrease of quality and the increase of shilling goons this past week then either you are mentally retarded or one of the goons.

>let's keep 8chan /b/ open to all.

Guess you are a goon after all.



>the decrease in quality

>goons shilling


wew. novel stuff, anon. 8chan needs more of you.


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Try again goon.


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your contribution to this thread is both astonishingly clever and completely original, anon. it really is the model post.

what 8chan needs is a few thousand clones of yourself who can compulsively and repetitively meme the same old shite week in, week out without falling asleep. bravo.

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Tell me a story and if it's good enough, I'll attempt to turn it into a short story piece that I'll either present to my English professor or just post here.

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I'm going to write a story about a guy jacking off onto wild birds.

What have I done



You have my attention.. Lurking.



I agreed to write a short story about anything given here. Do you have any suggestions or ideas?


Petite, flat-chested women bang like a dunny door in a windstorm, believe me!

We'd been friends for ages, and we kinda friend-zoned each other for about 3 years. One night, we just kinda went "fuck it", and hit the sack together. It was one of the most erotic sexual times of my entire life! She was an absolute demon in bed! She was a country girl - growing up on a farm must have give her 'ideas'! No-one would ever know just looking at her - she was a "Plain Jane" in many ways, but she was gorgeous as well (in my eyes). Twas like she was trying to outdo herself to blow away the stereotype of 'plain-looking' flat-chested girls… I lost count how many times I creamed her muffin that night… she was a demon… she bit, scratched, howled… I'm getting horny at the mere memory!

The best part is - 20 years later, we are still really good friends! Yes, amazingly, our friendship survived the 'one-off fuckfest' experience!

Another added bonus was - no-one ever found out about it! None of our friends were none the wiser - even her housemate, whom we were both good friends with! If only she knew - the older housemate would have killed me! I had to wear high-necked skivvies for a fortnight afterwards, just to hide the bite and scratch marks around my neck!

I always dreamed that *I* would 'break' my petite friend in the cot…. but, in reality - it was the other way round!

We still joke about it, all these years later.

True story. Fuck you if you don't believe it.



You sound like a tremendous boy-molesting fruit.

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What are some movies everyone can enjoy? I plan to invite over a girl that is as shy and autistic as myself. I was thinking either the princess bride or the fall, mabye also pan's labyrinth or the devil's backbone. One of my favourite movies are the secretary. However, I think that might send the wrong message.

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Movie should be kept an hour and a half long or under.

Princess Bride is unacceptable.

What kind of shit is SHE into?



pans labrinth was meh, but princesses bride was amazing.



Nigger, watch something you never seen and you plan on watching on your own.

You gotta act like you wanna make her part of your life, not like you wanna show her your life, that's gay.



Spotless Sunshine if you plan on making a move.


Watch anal porn and then fuck her in the ass

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Who is the hottest cartoon loli /b/?? post your favorite.

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What did he mean by this?



Who is LauraB?



>Who is LauraB?

She was a very famous child model.

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Oldest roamer on /b/?

Been pretty curious who the eldest person scanning this thread could be, post your age.

>mesa 21

picture related

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Good point.

It would've been cool to have a twin sister though, we could've had a full twin language. My sister that was born alive was a year older than me and I'm told that we had our own language more than most siblings that far apart develop so I bet if I had a twin we would've been even better.



Tell me more?

I just made this.



Do you ever miss her? would she be your imouto or your onii-san?



I'd go with imouto because I already had an onii-chan and I was a really fat baby. But I'd accept any sister that wouldn't beat me for using weeaboo names.


I'm a 22-yo white guy, and I'm going out with a 12-yo girl. We just don't see what the problem is. There's nothing sexual between us, we just really enjoy hanging out together, and love being in each others' company. We spend a lot of time together with her family, and they accept us just fine - they can see how we care for each other is very real. We appreciate other people don't understand the depth and joy of our relationship. The funny thing is… this aint pasta bait.

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Most perverted thread.

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I haven't jerked off in months. Fuck you.


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Post trannys that cum without touching their dick while being fugged up the ass. pls. I'm not gay,.



No I'm angry

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Your dragon companion is inquiring about your bloodline, what do you say?


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My waifu will carry my young


Are you hitting on me?


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others probably have lives to live so imageboard user base is skewed that way


ENTJ everyone thinks I'm cocky/arrogant just because I can actually back up what I say. I swear I'm surrounded by idiots sometime



I gather up ammo before shooting you in the face.


enforcement here



ISTP-T here too

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Has donald trump destroyed America yet?

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LARPing Antifafag detected


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Keep telling that to yourself, Drumpfscum. In the meantime we'll be fucking you up the asshole raw. Hope you like it dry.


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Pedophile gets caught trying to stimulate a child in a store parking lot with his 10 inch dick, gets confronted and berated in front of everybody…

What do you think??…


fucking anglos




Those goddamn saxons are always corrupting this pure world us ebanoids are trying to build


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>this pure world



Disgusting pervert

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Death to normies!! Death death!!!!


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I'm a F R E E M A N


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Justin the Pedophile tryst to meet a 14 year, gets blasted live on the subway in front of everybody.

Who gave Creep Catchers the moral authority to hunt down pedophiles anyways??

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Long live pepe

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As i started my chan adventure years ago at first i was ignoring pepe, thinking of it like one more silly picture, poster by those weirdos online.

After a while, seeing it everywhere it started bothering me, and i even yelled at pepe once.

But now i see the truth, as pepe is a peaceful entity made by us and for us to follow.

Pepe is ok~


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We love Poo Pee the Froog

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Pol is retarded. It's time to grow up, stop with the hate.


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Lel, no

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