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Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 00:26:56 No.1[Reply]

Discuss future rules or settings for /b32/. If I see it as popular demand and reasonable I will add it to the rules.

View the rules here: http://www.8ch.net/b32/rules.html

Going to clean up this thread a bit, so don't be surprised if you see posts missing.

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Post last edited at 06/01/15 (Mon) 05:22:44

Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 00:44:04 No.942

>>940

The fuck is a blotter.

Maybe I need to catch up on my internet lingo.

File: 1432864465869.webm (7.53 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, i_need_a_cig_now.webm)

Useful js and css mods Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 01:54:25 No.96 [Reply]

Here's the only one you really need for javascript, it animates all gif thumbnails:

$('document').ready(function () {
    var animateGif = function () {
        if ($(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src') != '/static/spoiler.png')
            $(this).children('img.post-image').attr('src', $(this).attr('href'));
    }
    
    $('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
    $(document).on('new_post', function (e, post) {
        $(post).find('div.file').children('a[href*=".gif"]').each(animateGif);
    });
});

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 01:59:10 No.100

It gives back the old tools

load_js("https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/q3swugl8mvvyzpc/8chan%20formatting%20tools%20minified%20source.js");

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 02:08:08 No.109

>>100

Meh I like the newest tool design

Anonymous 05/29/15 (Fri) 03:29:02 No.173

>>>/g/

has some good ones, I don't really go there. Probably could find some good ones there.

Anonymous 07/19/15 (Sun) 18:17:07 No.951

// put 8archive.moe links after every post

//TODO: in the future make it so archive links work everywhere
if (window.location.pathname != "/"+board_name+"/index.html"
	&& window.location.pathname != "/"+board_name+"/") {
	
	var intros = document.getElementsByClassName("intro");
	
	var threadNo = window.location.pathname.slice(window.location.pathname.lastIndexOf('/')+1, -5);
	
	var archivelink_url = "http://8archive.moe/"+board_name+"/thread/"+threadNo;
	
	var archivelink_anchor = document.createElement("a");
	archivelink_anchor.appendChild(document.createTextNode("Archive"));
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("target", "8archive_"+board_name+"_"+threadNo); //comment out if you don't want one tab per thread
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("style", "text-decoration: none;");
	
	archivelink_anchor.setAttribute("href", archivelink_url);
	intros[0].appendChild(archivelink_anchor);
	
	for (var i = 1; i < intros.length; i++) {
		
		var postNo = intros[i].firstElementChild.id;
		
		var archivelink_anchor_copy = archivelink_anchor.cloneNode(true);
		archivelink_anchor_copy.setAttribute("href", archivelink_url+"/#"+postNo);
		intros[i].appendChild(archivelink_anchor_copy);
	}
}

Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 14:38:45 No.955


function hide() {
	this.style.display = 'none';
}
//hide reply list
$('.mentioned').each(hide);

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Webm Creation Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 00:04:53 No.876 [Reply]

THIS IS NOT AN AVERAGE WEBM THREAD. PLEASE DON'T DUMP

This thread is for sharing webm creation tips and tricks.

I noticed that a lot of the webm threads are just one person dumping the same webms most people have already seen. I think we would be able to have more variety and participation if more people new how to create webms with good quality

I just created this webm with youtube-dl and ffmpeg. There's probably a quicker and easier way to do this, but I think ffmpeg gives you a lot of options and a lot of control. Sadly, I'm tech-illiterate, so I don't know which options are best yet, but I'm hoping to learn.

I didn't use many options. I think I just used youtube-dl and put the url to get the video in an mp4 format.

I used ffmpeg to convert it into a webm, entiring this into the command line. Since it was my first time making a video I didn't bother much with options.

ffmpeg -y -i 100_coins.mp4 -c:v libvpx -strict experimental 100_coins.webm

You need to enable libvpx when you configure ffmpeg. Since it's still considered experimental on my build I had to use "-strict experimental."

I also used vp8. libvpx-vp9 uses "vp9." Not too sure about the differences yet.

Some of you guys are definitely much better at making webms, so if you have any suggestions or advice please share. If you have a youtube video you'd like to convert you should try it out yourself. If you post it I might try to convert it, but I'm not sure I'll do the best job.

Good luck

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Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 00:08:34 No.878

File: 1433722114715.mp4 (5.24 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 100_coins.mp4)

Sorry, here's the mp4 from youtube-dl

Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 00:37:20 No.879

>>876

Holy shit thanks, I don't participate in webm threads though. Thx for the tip though

Anonymous 06/13/15 (Sat) 21:12:24 No.907

File: 1434229944773-0.webm (3.64 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, Mario_vs_Luigi_TAS.webm)

File: 1434229944773-1.webm (4.02 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, Mario_vs_Luigi_TAS2.webm)

Ok, I'm going to start posting some guides.

>>>/a/

They have a webm thread with a lot guides and tips. They also archived all the previous ones, so if you're intersted in learning more about ffmpeg I'd suggest doing that.

>>>/webm/2573

They have a sticky with some good guides.

In an earlier thread (>>432) people were suggesting how to create webms.

>>687

Suggested Download Xilisoft Video Converter Ultimate

>>705

Suggested keepvid.com

Finally, I found this site that suggested some vp9 encoding tips.

http://wiki.webmproject.org/ffmpeg/vp9-encoding-guide

Make sure you configure shit right when you install ffmpeg. The first time I installed it I didn't enable libvpx, which didn't allow me to encode webms. Now I realized I didn't enable libopus, so I need to enable that to use this guide.

Shit's complicated.

Here's the latest thing I made. I tried a bigger file size (was 15mB in mp4 format. 720p). Turned out shit unfortunately, but I'll fuck around with it some more

In the second one I tried to control the frame rate and the bitrate by setting them to 24 and 600k respectively.

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 11:05:19 No.910

>>907

lol what

Anonymous 07/24/15 (Fri) 19:49:25 No.952

File: 1437767365619.webm (7.85 MB, 640x358, 320:179, Ness_vs_YLink【SSBM TAS.webm)

Here's another video.

This time I didn't use ffmpeg, but only youtube-dl. You can actually sometimes download a youtube video as an webm using youtube-dl (sometimes?). Here's the commands I used.

youtube-dl -F [video url]

This command allows you to see what possible formats you can download a video. You'll see a number on the very right, and if you find a format you like you can enter this command:

youtube-dl -f [number] [video url]

This gives you the video in the format you want.

I'm not sure if doing it the longer way will get you better results. If I'm not too lazy I'll try to find out more about it later.

The original video: https://youtu.be/rhXTM4Osis8

I'll still be here if anyone wants to convert anything…

come back ;_;.

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Anonymous 07/11/15 (Sat) 02:52:52 No.950 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!f

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.sdfsdfa

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Anonymous 07/07/15 (Tue) 20:26:02 No.949

Praise Allah

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rip Anonymous 06/11/15 (Thu) 04:00:24 No.896 [Reply]

Is it time to go back?

Well, it's quite obvious that this place is dead now. I had such high hopes for /b32/. Why is this place dead I have no idea, maybe cause we didn't shill? I don't know. I just wanted to say by to /b32/, I will visit here regularly still, and one day I might come back if it gets in the first page again like last time. I still love you /b32/. Try not to die on me.

I've come to somewhat accept that /b/ is cancer, and even though half my posts on /b/ are sages, you have to learn to let go, and anyone that says to simple IGNORE cancer is an idiot and just wants to prove that their opinion is correct. Sage isnt a downvote, it doesnt bump, but thats nothing. Sage is meant to show your hate for the thread and it also shows newfags to not post in the thread as it is hated.

Take my advice or not, I don't care. Keep on sage'n /b32/. Maybe one day the fucking roll threads will be filled to spam, same to the pony threads and the pedos!

RIP /b32/ you were loved so much, but only while it lasted.

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Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 02:51:24 No.909

>>906

STAY ALIVE /B32/ WE LOVE YOU

SPREAD THE LOVE.

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 17:12:29 No.911

this place is fukken dead.

rip /b32/ ;_;

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 17:34:07 No.912

RIP in piss, niggers

(You can RIP as well)

Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 18:13:21 No.913

File: 1434305601225.gif (1.59 MB, 300x216, 25:18, bitch_i'll_rekt_u.gif)

I still think this could work out. We need to just keep posting.

I don't think this place is ever going to be as fast as /b/, nor should it be. I think it works better with a small user base anyways.

Whenever I went on /b/ the only thing I'd do is sage cancerous shit, which is cancerous in itself. I don't think I'll go back to /b/ even if I do leave here eventually.

Anonymous 07/05/15 (Sun) 01:03:51 No.947

>>896

You have autism.

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Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 07:29:10 No.881 [Reply]

Should I even have to explain it?

Anonymous 06/08/15 (Mon) 07:36:17 No.882

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Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 23:21:30 No.944

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>>882

>not using perspective tool

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Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 10:08:54 No.935 [Reply]

I jejjed. Isn't that what /b32/ is for? it's also a rare video, for all you collectors

Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 21:44:01 No.936

It's pronounced jej'd I believe

Anonymous 06/29/15 (Mon) 00:44:32 No.943

http://wewlad.tk/

Free to join.

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toyed with Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 07:06:52 No.892 [Reply]

Toyed

Hello /b/ they say we should talk to friends in these cases but turns out you faggots are the only thing close to a friend I have.

So 3 months ago I got a gf my first gf since highschool(7 years ago) and everything was so great It probably was the best relationship I had Not that i've had many anyways but today she came at me crying and saying she had something to tell me but she does not want to lose me.

I told her that a relationship is nothing if there was no trust. she started panicking a bit more and finally told me she was pregnant from his ex.

I suggested she gets an abortion and she started getting angry until I asked when was this and she said last halloween all I said was Oh because I now realize she's basically about to give birth.

and she just exploded, and started yelling at me and telling me she didn't want to see me again and that I should forget I even met her. I then engaged in beta mode and started apologizing for everything I didn't do and that I didn't want her to go, she ran and warned me she'll be calling the cops if I ever approach her again.

What do /b/? I really love her but over my dead body I am raising another's faggot offspring

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 15:17:13 No.893

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Have you tried not making threads about yourself?

Have you ever thought nobody gives a fuck about you or your life? Is that why you have to go on the internet and talk about yourself and asking for attention?

Anonymous 06/28/15 (Sun) 07:50:22 No.941

>>892

Don't go back to her.

Move on.

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Anonymous 06/07/15 (Sun) 16:00:27 No.842 [Reply]

Now I already told ya once home boy, can't touch this.

Anonymous 06/07/15 (Sun) 18:15:59 No.849

Best dance moves this side of the cosmos

Anonymous 06/22/15 (Mon) 08:22:29 No.934

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this thread is 2 legit

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Anonymous 06/18/15 (Thu) 21:30:40 No.930 [Reply]

I need photos where the stomach and head have been switched. Also if you know how to do it in Photoshop please tell.

Anonymous 06/18/15 (Thu) 21:31:28 No.931

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Anonymous 06/20/15 (Sat) 12:14:20 No.932

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here's 2

Anonymous 06/20/15 (Sat) 18:16:36 No.933

Shits weird

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Anonymous 06/14/15 (Sun) 23:38:35 No.915 [Reply]

>No roll threads.

>No porn threads.

>No threads about me.

This is a retarded /b/ knockoff, you should've tried harder, this meaningless rulefaggottry is unforgivable.

Go ahead and ban me, I'm never coming here again.

Anonymous 06/15/15 (Mon) 02:00:32 No.917

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>actually wanting a roll thread

>Go ahead and ban me, I'm never coming here again.

We'll sure miss you (I know : ^ ) is filtered. I wanna test it.)

But really, why the fuck would you ever want a roll thread? I can understand how some people don't like the other two, but who the fuck actually enjoys roll threads? It's sadder considering how the people who participated never used the dice, while back in the earlier days of /b/ roll threads we're much fewer and people actually used them almost every other post.

There's a sticky if you want to discuss the other two (although really, porn dumps are stupid, porn boards need more traffic, and nobody really cares about you.)

Anonymous 06/15/15 (Mon) 18:02:48 No.919

>>915

What, you like roll threads? Roll threads are just bait that nobody seems to notice.

Porn threads make /b/ you go to when you need to cap.

Nobody gives a fuck about you or your life.

Anonymous 06/16/15 (Tue) 18:46:35 No.928

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>>915

Roll threads are just fucking horrible. On /b/ it's just OP samefagging in his own thread, spamming roll until some newfag joins in.

Porn threads are okay. It's just not original at all. It doesn't encourage conversation on any subject whatsoever. Which isn't what we want here at /b32/.

The real question is, why is your self esteem so low that you need to post about yourself on a chan, just so you can get replies about your life, and or why are you retarded enough to ask the internet for help?

Anonymous 06/16/15 (Tue) 18:48:25 No.929

>>928

Also, what this anon said

>>917

Theres a stickied thread for discussion of board rules.

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