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Bane?

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 No.122220[Reply]

We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version.

This set of frames will cover from the 1:40 mark ("Or perhaps he's wondering…") to 2:00 ("Noone cared who I was…") of the plane scene.

How can I participate?

1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.

2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").

3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!

4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.

5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.

Guidelines for drawings

1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.

2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.

3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.

Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.129888

>>129655

>Black sun in back

nice touch




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 No.129835[Reply]

The fuck is this shit? I mean, get laid guys this has got to be the lamest board on all of the chans.

http://www.xxxbonanza.com/index.php/2017/03/24/bonnie-rotten-and-skin-diamond-in-a-threesome/

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 No.129861

Please proceed to the nearest cranium cooling station


 No.129866

Someone should call Al Gore about the man made lobal warming is this the OP.


 No.129867

>being this hot


 No.129869

File: ea6a286bd69b85c⋯.jpg (90 KB, 394x404, 197:202, CIADd10.jpg)

>>129835

>Fapping to imperfect sluts

You're a small guy.


 No.129892

>he thinks baneposting isn't a pussy magnet

wew




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 No.129886[Reply]

Dr. Beedle, I'm Link.

 No.129891

He does the powerstance in WW when taking to people too.




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 No.129872[Reply]

It seems there are many boards full of hotheads that need to be assimilated and initiated into the ranks of big guys. The person who rolls dubs decides which hothead lair we shall target.

For you

 No.129877

/monster/


 No.129881

>>129877

Let's get started big guys.


 No.129882

>>129877

Good pic, brother. That board is full of big girls for them.


 No.129889

File: 7171eb1f6c1a953⋯.png (102.61 KB, 319x439, 319:439, CIA MFW.PNG)

>go to /monster/

>open the catalog

>no baneposting threads

>mfw


 No.129890

>>>/monster/270897

kek, this was done days before today though




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 No.129838[Reply]

Mr. Albarn, I'm Gorillaz.

 No.129865

crashing my expectations with no survivors


 No.129887

File: 2465d9176d39421⋯.jpg (46.79 KB, 720x960, 3:4, 246.jpg)

>>129838

Uh, you don't get to bring niggers




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 No.129883[Reply]

>he spent the last 4-5 years of his life shitposting on a board dedicated to a dead stale meme

 No.129884

>>129883

>dead

So show me its body.


 No.129885

/bane/ is only 2 and a half years old




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 No.129855[Reply]

Was getting BLEACHED part of your plan?

 No.129859

>>129855

Of courshe!


 No.129880

>>129855

You're a big groid




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 No.129840[Reply]

Happy 2 year anniversary of the germanwings plane crash /bane/!

 No.129845

File: a2a9fa0706d436f⋯.jpg (141.49 KB, 880x718, 440:359, Faith.jpg)

>>129840

Happy Alps Crash Day, brothers! Here's to a flight plan to a good afterlife for all the departed! Let them fly better in the next life!


 No.129853

It was a big crash.


 No.129860

>>129840

Lubitz, you made the fire rise to new heights.


 No.129862

Did they ever catch Bravo Nolan and arrest him for international terror memes?


 No.129879

Looks like one poster here scarified himself to rise the fire again.

https://www.rt.com/usa/382250-plane-crash-home-cobb-marietta-georgia/




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 No.129863[Reply]

WAS SINGING SONGS PART OF YOUR PLAN?

I'm sure most of you know how "The Fire Rises" by Masketta Man goes. Record yourself singing it and post it here.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9165n8Wcw

 No.129878

Do this or your a small guy




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 No.119241[Reply]

Ask CIA!

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 No.129870

>>119241

Will I become a big guy?


 No.129871

>>129870

Okay. Will I become a Big Guy?


 No.129874

sdsdfgsfdgsffgd


 No.129875

hgjhgghg


 No.129876

hgghfjhf




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 No.129873[Reply]

>He lives in his men's plane

>He gets angry when he sees other people have friends

>He files "flight plans" with the "Agency"

>He takes his "job" very seriously

>He does it to feel in charge



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 No.129737[Reply]

How many times do you think @CIA has had to put up with Baneposting?

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 No.129814

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 No.129819

File: 3b9233bd51d0874⋯.png (103.45 KB, 371x456, 371:456, 3b9233bd51d08746fa24c69710….png)

>>129737

Not this again

How many breads have you shot before throwing them out of a plane in your entire life?


 No.129857

File: 66555b1f1e1eedb⋯.jpg (101.97 KB, 453x640, 453:640, 1464456203712.jpg)

>Not this again…

>The Plane Crash traumatized Bill Wilson so much that he relapses

>He just wants to do his work

>He will never get past his Survivor's guilt


 No.129864

File: 0edd6ea34d6cd20⋯.gif (73.15 KB, 675x227, 675:227, 1470796708573.gif)

>>129737

>Not this again


 No.129868

File: 7b164b37a12b57b⋯.gif (2.8 MB, 294x238, 21:17, 1448213470568.gif)

>not this again




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 No.129842[Reply]

President Obama, I'm CIA.

 No.129854

he wasn't alone


 No.129856

File: 523770df6e40fb4⋯.png (787.81 KB, 1276x703, 1276:703, ClipboardImage.png)

>>129854

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.




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 No.129832[Reply]

Alright, which one of you was it this time?

 No.129850

File: 096963009d26528⋯.jpg (334.42 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2015-10-05_00001.jpg)

File: d62e927606c6ebe⋯.jpg (448.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 2015-11-21_00001.jpg)

Wargame chat is interesting.


 No.129851

>>129850

Wargame chat is usually more redpilled than /pol/.


 No.129852

>>129832

oh I miss warchat.

So much fun to troll Russians. "Crimea is Ukraine." Guaranteed moonrunes.

someone tell them "tooth decay is a serious issue" rip IVAN BORLOFF.




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 No.128281[Reply]

ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pulled that off, would you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.

Nothing… I said nothing!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your plan?

Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, mayday…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

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 No.129802

>>129793

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

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 No.129831

>>129802

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

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 No.129839

>>129831

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

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 No.129847

>>129839

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

 No.129848

>>129847

Mrs Pavel, I'm small.

He was big.

Uh, you don't get to bring faggots

They're not my bumbuddies.

Don't worry, no lube for you.

And why would I fuck them?

They were trying to grab your penis. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bean?

Nah.

Get them on board, I'll call Putin!

The semite plan I just filed with the KKK lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Ironbottom Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to stalk gets to stay on my glider!

Who paid you to assfuck Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly that good. Who wants to try snorkeling?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the flavor?

A lotta loyalty for a hired vagina!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fuck a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can masturbate. How are you?

It doesn't matter how we are. What matters is our plane.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the condom.

If I jerked that off, would you die?

It would be extremely baneful.

You're a big gay.

For jew.

Was getting cucked part of your plane?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offal in favor of yours; we swam to find out what he told you.

Fucking… I said nothing!

Well golly gee, you got yourself caught!

Bane?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this Bane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, I'm gay…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge nigga!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage BroPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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