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Welcome to /burgers/ Anonymous 03/24/15 (Tue) 07:30:58 No.53[Reply]

Welcome. This board is dedicated to the discussion of burgers.

Please follow the global rules and try to keep the discussion burger-related as well as SFW. Thank you.

If you have any ideas on how this board can be improved, post them. Also banners.

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Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 23:49:28 No.151

>>150
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Anonymous 07/17/15 (Fri) 22:56:43 No.180

That's not a burger

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Anonymous 05/17/15 (Sun) 05:32:28 No.173 [Reply]

Has anyone ever been to the Heart Attack Grill?

Me and some bros are currently planning a trip to vegas and it came up in our discussion.

Is it actually good or just hue hue over six gorrillian calories :DD

Anonymous 05/18/15 (Mon) 03:29:47 No.174

A man ate there everyday until he died so it must be good.

Anonymous 06/10/15 (Wed) 16:42:58 No.177

>Is it actually good or just hue hue over six gorrillian calories :DD

Not really, it's typical fast food fare and even the owner admits this, he hates when he's listed in "Best Burgers" lists in Vegas. It's worth visiting for the gimmick but if you're looking for a dank ass burger there are much better places to go.

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Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 14:29:59 No.123 [Reply]

Why are other countries burgers better than the Burger Motherland?

Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 01:54:23 No.140

Give us some examples. For me, nothing can beat a homemade burguer.

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:55:54 No.157

I don't think they are.

Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 17:23:23 No.172

>>123

Fergburger in NZ

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Anonymous 05/10/15 (Sun) 08:50:17 No.171 [Reply]

>tfw I don't like burgers that are dripping with beef juices

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Proper burger thread. Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 21:16:59 No.148 [Reply]

Post burgers.

Anonymous 04/15/15 (Wed) 21:18:46 No.149

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Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 21:45:10 No.160

>>149

that first one hnnnnng

Anonymous 04/29/15 (Wed) 16:50:24 No.170

>>149

I'd be pissed if someone served the third pic to me. I ordered a drink, not a fucking forest in a glass

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Alternatives to ketchup Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 04:31:40 No.144 [Reply]

I've been looking for some healthier/tastier alternatives to ketchup. It's basically just sugar and salt and I'd like something that would give me some nutrients. I've done a google search and nothing looks too enticing right now. Does /burgers/ have any recommendations? Preferably stuff I can buy in a store.

BrokenSpacebar!AUtISmOoPY 04/10/15 (Fri) 01:36:05 No.146

what does chipotle sauce have in it?

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:58:35 No.159

>>144

Get rid of it entirely.

If your burger's too dry, you've cooked it wrong.

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Anonymous 12/10/14 (Wed) 16:52:39 No.7 [Reply]

Ok, everyone, what burgers are you guys planning to eat this weekend?

I got my eyes on some tasty double baconator , but I might go for a Carls Jr.

But I also hear that a local mom and pop burger chain opening up around my area soon… I just dont know /burgers/ help me out

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Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 00:00:05 No.116

>>109
$37 for two burgers and some fries. The fries were decent, but the burger was DISGUSTING. The bottom bun disintegrated in fifteen minutes and the meat itself had zero flavor. Worst burger I've ever had, and I'm not going to go back again.

Anonymous 04/03/15 (Fri) 01:15:25 No.120

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>>7

Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 04:18:22 No.130

>>116
Maybe there's just big differences based on which one you go to. The one in Renton, Washington is the only one I've been to, and everyone I've ever taken always wants to go again.

Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 01:26:49 No.134

>>130
I don't know. I complained to a couple people about it and they were just like "no man the greasiness of the burger is the best part!".

I get greasy can be good, but so greasy that the bottom bun is completely destroyed in a quarter of an hour? What the fuck?

I might try it again out of state, but I'm going to stay with In-N-Out locally.

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:57:19 No.158

Was about to fry up a good one up right now, but I realized I was out of cheese. Gotta pick up some in a bit, then delicious burg time.

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Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 20:23:26 No.142 [Reply]

Can I have a recipe for the most awesome burger I will ever eat?

Anonymous 04/09/15 (Thu) 09:01:34 No.145

Have you tried ass burgers?

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:55:21 No.156

It's not a complicated procedure, you fucktard.

Take a good quality bun.

Take a good quality burg.

Cook it proper.

Toast the bun.

Add good-quality topics where wanted.

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Anonymous 04/07/15 (Tue) 19:30:03 No.136 [Reply]

>ketchup being mandatory on burg
why
why would anybody do this shit?

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Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 13:46:28 No.153

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>>136

>Having no sauce to lubricate the bun

How can one human being be so fundamentally wrong about a thing like this incredible.

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:53:56 No.155

>>136

Only thing mandatory on burg is swiss cheese.

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Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 04:27:37 No.141 [Reply]

Let's get some discussion going.
Feel free to contribute in any of the following forms

Name/rate your favorite burger joints.

Overrated places? Underrated places?

Is a burger complete without a side of fries? Would you say a burger joint without good fries is hardly a burger joint at all?

What's your meat? Is a burger a burger if it doesn't have beef?

Angus? Superior quality, or hyped up by cattle farms to sell better?

What's the weirdest burger you've ever had?

Hardee's or Carl's Jr?

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 13:42:52 No.152

>>141

I work at a burger joint that I once loved, but now that I get to eat free there their burgers are no longer satisfying in any way.

My favourite burgers are the ones you get from the fish and chip shop run by the old school Greeks or the Turks and that shit is delicious. The same cannot be said for most places though because there aren't that many left.

Anonymous 04/19/15 (Sun) 14:53:16 No.154

>>141

Chain? Five Guys, probably. Otherwise, I'm not really sure. There's a few local places that have great burgers, but they're always hit-or-miss.

Dunno for overrated. A&W nearby makes a good burger, but nobody really likes the place, so I guess I'll say them.

Yes. Frankly, fries are gay. Onion ring master race.

Good fries to drastically improve the burger joint, though. Five Guys is another good example of this.

Personally, I love turkey burgers. Otherwise, anything'll do as long as it isn't pork.

Venison burgers are amazing.

I don't much care, to be honest.

Got served a still bloody burger. I didn't eat it, but I thought that was weird. I don't mean a little bloody, mind you.

Fuck Hardees, so Carl Jr I guess. Never been.

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Anonymous 04/10/15 (Fri) 03:22:57 No.147 [Reply]

Hey, /burgers/. Redpill me on the Chicken Bazinga Burger.

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triple baconator wrapped in dough wendys 04/08/15 (Wed) 23:29:20 No.143 [Reply]

do it
do it to everything you hold dear

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Burgerjuice Anonymous 04/01/15 (Wed) 20:31:47 No.115 [Reply]

How do I cook up a hot and fresh burger full of boiling beef juice that drips all over my body?

Currently I trust burger king for all my burger needs.

Anonymous 04/02/15 (Thu) 22:03:43 No.119

Start with fatty meat. spoon in some beef consomme or bullion.
SEAR the outside good and hot before turning down the heat to cook it all the way through. although you probably want it medium rare don't you?

The best thing about Burger King is that it's not McDonalds.

Anonymous 04/05/15 (Sun) 05:07:07 No.131

>>115
What anon said. Oh, and, if you have Jack in the Box in your area, you should try it, it seems to be the closest to regular restaurant burgers for fast food.

Anonymous 04/08/15 (Wed) 00:29:51 No.138

>>115
use a Gorge Forman Grill, dont forget to place down the grease tray. start grilling it, as soon as you can smell the burger, its ready.

place slice of cheese on burger, let it sit
prep your bun/lettuce/ect
place burger in bun, get grease tray
splash grease on burger/cheese

enjoy

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