/clop/ - MLP R34

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pls tag your board ###my-little-pony###

http://anonjgthesecond.tumblr.com/

found some more

Just the tip.

also 800 get

Or maybe poni is for making many milks for delicious breakfasts?

first, femininity has been ruined in the west. women are not allowed to be feminine anymore or they face mocking and ostracization. so it's more difficult to project it onto humans, even drawings of humans. with ponies it's easier

second, we deal with humans every day and are subconsciously aware of the mortal problems of humans - disease, aging, bad breath. the ponies don't exist irl. and can be easily imagined to be free of these problems. they can be literal angels in your mind

and before you mention it, animu has its own stale memset that does not appeal to me. ugguu senpai onii chan. into the trash

Regular clop all the way, I can't into anthro or humanized.

Attracted to the characters and not into actual beast porn, I don't know my dick just prefers pony.

I just hide all of my porn folders when people come over, they're all computer retarded.

Weren't the sirens like seahorses? I think they got no feet

>>762

Hey this post was made on my birthday!

My first thought is, “I'm dreaming. I have to be.” Until one of them slams me with it's claws, throwing me into a tree. I barely manage to get up, as it slashes at the wood, causing massive, horrid claw marks to be left as it savagely barks at me. My next thought comes from old conspiracy theories, of shadowed government agencies from the U.S kidnapping certain targets, filling them with psychoactive drugs like LSD, and the altering their minds. This only fills me more with fear, but only to be torn from my thoughts as one of these strange wolves lashes out and tackles me. It swipes at the ground, causing me to roll just out of the way, to be pinned down by another. It almost roars, as it then bites down into my shoulder. The awful, blood gushing noise, and crunch of bone, were only an accent to my awful shrieking in pain. It rips flesh from me, causing more screams in pain. I'm bleeding out, and wolves made from actual living wood are going to kill me. My senses start to blur, as I hear a feminine, almost child like voice, shout out at these barked monstrosities. “Get off of the poor thing! Bad Timber wolves!” The weight is pushed off of me, as I see a yellow and pink blur smash it off. I hear wood breaking, but it's the last thing I hear as I pass off from consciousness.

I sense chatting. Am I dead? No, this is a hospital. Am I dying? Well no shit, of course I am. Or was, anyway. I'm sore as Hell, and I hear female voices talking around me. And then I come to, only for my senses to be assaulted by more bright, neon colors. But I'm shocked. Beyond shocked. There are horses, small horses, staring at me. All neon colors. Strange tattoos on their backsides. And they're all smiling with an oddly human expression. I scream out, and then I feel fluid fill my IV, as I see another pony, in a lab coat, smile as they used, glowing aura to inject more drugs into my IV fluid. I'm numb. But their smiles fade as they see I'm traumatized. They speak to me, but I cannot even take it in. Horses. Ponies. Whatever they are, are staring at me, talking to me calmly; Consoling me as if I were a pet, and patting my arm. I'm afraid I could actually die of a heart attack right now, only to yelp as the blue one, with a rainbow mane, shouts to me in a tomboyish tone. “Hey! You! Stop dozing off, that's rude!” Oh my God it has wings. The yellow and pink one, also, ugh, it's so weird they have wings. I digress. It starts speaking to the blue one now. “Hey, Rainbow! Don't be so mean to the poor little guy… He's been through a lot.” The purple one is examining me fully, glowing aura on a pencil and pad of paper as she makes notes and drawings of my body. Only a thin towel is around my nether region, and even she unfolds that to make notes of that. Some of them eye me in a way that makes me uncomfortable as that happens, including the note taker. The yellow and pink one terrifies me. As the notes finish, the purple one tries speaking to me very slowly. “Hey. You. Yes, you. Can. You. Understand. Me?” I groan in annoyance, and shake my head. Conversing is my only way home, sadly. I speak in a pained, annoyed tone, which causes them all but this purple one to gasp. “Of course I can, you fucking idiots… God, damn it, I'm not an animal…” The purple one starts speaking quickly, as the pad and paper float up again. “Then what are you? We've never seen anything like you ever before, so excuse me.” I take a deep breath, as the orange one, and blue one, seem very offended by my choice of curses before. “I… My name is (Anon)… I'm a human being.” The pink one perks up, bouncing around the room in a horrifyingly, fast way. “Oh! Oh! A human? What is that, a new kind of monkey? Ape? Gorilla? Wolf? Puppy? Cow? PPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

That concludes the intro. Sorry, literally wrote that in ten minutes this afternoon as a promo. And now the support thread begins. As well as critique thread. Do not be afraid to sling insults my way, I'm no-thin-skinned little shit.

Go for it! Any clop-related content is fine by me, and it's not like you'd be competing for board space.

Can't drive away people who aren't here, so the 'worst case scenario' is basically that the status quo is maintained and no new traffic is generated. But otherwise, we might get some new OC and more people, which means more traffic and even more content, and etc.

Only a couple things: As long as the thread itself isn't too busy, I don't suppose you'd mind having any suggestions posted in the thread? Helps to encourage discussion.

The other thing is besides the general theme of rape, are you planning on adding any other 'niche' material? Because I'll state right now that a pinch of Futa would be nice to me, but maybe that's not your thing.

>implying I wouldn't use Futa

Magic (and to some degree friendship) literally makes it possible for anything, so yes.

Onto the second bit, and a suggestion post, I'll get on to that once I finish plotting out the intro. When that's done, that will just be the suggestion post. Any concept, character, arc, can be posted there. This isn't someone's personal bate fic. This'll be almost a story, with all kinds of themes. Some consensual. Some not.

Yeah, it never quite took off, just sort of limping along with new stuff posted every now and then. That's fine though, if/when /pone/'s rules about clop threads become too annoying, this might just pick up.

And if not, at least it's a nice archive board.

Ah, the ol' Sunbutt special.

I love that pic, OP. I think I'll clop to it right now!