/cow/ - Lolcows (Raiding Wizardchan!)

Honestly I can't wait for his new hit single…everything he does backfires so spectacularly

>>145573

>He stated that he wants to disempower the word "cuck" like he did with "beta" by making a song with Mann again.

Do you think that there's a possibility that he'll get Ashleigh and some black guy in the video, and have them go at each other while he watches with approval?

>>145592

Do you mean 'Do you think he'll film his home life'?

Probably.

Peter's been on our radar for a long time: https://web.archive.org/web/20120509095509/http://789chan.org/L/res/1817.html

Peter's been on our radar for a long time: https://web.archive.org/web/20120509095509/http://789chan.org/L/res/1817.html

>>145592

>>145594

I had suggested that one of our PS anons should grab a promo shot like this and use Ashleigh's face .>>143132

Plaster it all over twitter and ED. That shit would guarantee piss him off to no end.

whoops.

>>145592

>>145594

>>143132

Peter Cuckin' Coffin.

Peter would be rekt if this got out in SJW land. This pissed me off.

The cat torture.

>>145556

>>145605

I think we could do better for him than a bunch of angry SJWs.

Him strangling a cat, in the very least, warrants an SPCA complaint.

Probably might count as PC for a CPS complaint too, when coupled with everything else.

>>145599

The funny thing is, aside from 789 being harsher on xiaxue, they're not saying anything different to what we've been saying four years later. It's amazing how little Coffin has changed despite claiming otherwise.

>>145610

I'd start with asking them whether or not it counts as animal abuse.

>>145587

'beta male' is a term that applies to him

'Cuck' is increasingly being used only for conservatives that try to appeal to people that despise them.

Why would be make a video?

is he that disingenuous & attention-seeking?

>>145616

'Cuck' is short for 'cuckold', as in 'Man whose wife fucks other men'.

If it doesn't apply to him already, it probably will in the not-to-distant future.

>Maybe time to make a song about "cuck" that totally disempowers it just like #BetaAsFuck did

"beta" has been disempowered?

and if so, coffin and mann had anything to do with it.

>>145573

>…a song about "cuck" that totally disempowers it…

>They're OBSESSED with it

>toxic masculinity

What is it with these people and taking memes far too seriously?

>It's always stryck me as a kind og "methinks he doth protest too much" sort of thing.

Wouldn't calling someone a cuck rather be a "methinks he doth protest too little" sort of thing? What the hell is he taliking about?

>>145601

I want to click that link, so I'll fix it for you: >>143132

>>145640

>dat sudden light change

>man's hands

>>145640

Hiya Petey,

So when braceface gets home does she tell you that she's stepped in better men than you or does she just cuck you quietly?

I've been out of this whole Cofftism thing for a while.

Is there not a doll? Who was the woman who could actually tolerate being around Coffin?

>>145640

Just look at that stuffed bra its embarrassing thanks for the reminder

Repost from other thread

>>143574

>>143627

Dude, since I found out about Peter Coffin and have been following him, I have actually found Christ. To watch how a man who believes he is in control of creates his own Hell really got me thinking. It's done me wonders.

It's not finding a bigger asshole then you, to know you are better than them, but to see how bad Man can become without an alliance with Truth. He desires a joy which must be received, and yet he will not accept anything of which he does not control the spirit. Nothing physical needs to change for him to face happiness, he simply needs to know to listen to what is already there, and not to capture and create his own ideas, to attack the truth with.

He won't confess to those from whom he desires forgiveness. He is already forgiven, for it is known among God as well as Man that men succumb to temptations of great deception, but we are elevated by our mission as Men to actualize truth, and be together in it. Peter does not stand in truth, nor does he stand even in conspiracy, so he stands alone, and he suffers. Would he confess that he suffers due to his own folly, he might develop character, and then hope. The question is, can he endure his confused suffering long enough to reach the tipping point, and know he is confused? Peter defines himself in the weak words of Men, which he has severed from reality. Having destroyed the word he can claim to know, can he find the wisdom to know the Word of Truth, which is unchanging and eternal?

>>145660

As an addendum, for when Pete reads this and scoffs off the idea: do not forget that Jesus is a man's name, whereas Christ is a title. It can be ambiguous and not necessarily tied to the book you think of when you hear the word.

This anon I am replying to has found a path that guides anon towards peace of mind. Perhaps it is through the bible, perhaps something deeper that exists within us all if we could only realize it.

The last few times Peter has wandered this maze, he reached only dead ends and for some reson he thinks that finding a path which ends is the same as solving the maze. He does not retrace his steps, nor keep a hand to the wall as he wanders aimlessly.

My concern is that in order to recieve the sympathy he feels owed to him, he will conclude that, in light of the circle of psychopaths he has taken to worshipping, the only way to get it is to shuck off a portion of his flesh, claim he was coerced into doing so and then hold aloft the newly severed anatomy as proof that he really overcame something and that his new name is René Handbag and that Peter Coffin is now his Deadname.

Of course it doesnt work this way Pete.

>>145653

Can't Photoshop ugly chubby man hands away OK Petey boy

>>145652

I'm certainly not 100% in the know, but from what I understand:

>there is a real girl

>its likely not the same girl he was touting

>there was and is still almost certainly a doll

>she is likely forced to be around him for some reason or another

>she probably cucks him

>They have a kid who gives back pictures of toilets when you reverse search his face, hence people calling him Toilet Nigger

>Ashleigh (the real girl) possibly mistreats TN

>she has a disgusting braceface

>Her twitter/social media accounts are likely Coffin sockpuppets even though she really exists.

I probably left out a lot of stuff but I think those are the essentials.

>>145678

There is no doll. He never could have afforded such a thing.

The entity in the photos which was mistaken for a doll is something that will be written of in psychology textbooks in the coming years and this cataclysm of a marital union as well as its lone progeny; this phenomenon into which we have been drawn like moths to a flame is something unique in the history of the human species. It is a teratoma of the electronic age.

We're not the only ones who thought it was a doll. Plebbit, Foxdick and ED all thought it was a doll. Didn't help that Coffin tried to make it look as suspicious as possible by posing her in those weird pictures where she would often cover her face.

This ditch shit is like when he sperged about cutegrim and tried to make it happen.

It won't happen. Ditch will never happen.

>>145685

Is he on meds? He mentioned being under a psychiatrist's care.

This really seems like the delusional ramblings of someone who has gone off their meds.

>>145685

This is clearly a man who's angry as fuck that his name is a punchline and he can shit his pants and do nothing to change it.

Rot in obscurity, fuckface.

>>145688

He seems manic as shit recently

>>145685

A Coffin who is alone in a ditch. It's like pottery.

So he's pretending to channel Asha now?

>>145690

He is also married to a BPD woman, which means he definitely will not get the support he needs from her.

TNigz needs to be taken into care

>>145685

Another point I forgot to mention: didn't he quit Twitter last week?

>>145702

Couple of weeks ago. Got its own ED section

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Peter_Coffin#Coffin_gets_butthurt.2C_privates_Twitter

>>145640

Peter, pls.

>>145606

What will the SPCA do though for a cat that is probably no longer alive. That vid probably dates back to when he was living it up in Michigan. Having it posted all over twitter will make him sperg and we can take his freedom to act like a faggot away, even if its for a moment.

>Sidenote. Isn't it weird that this first girl is named Ashley/Ashleigh too? Maybe this one was the base model for the Kimi/Ashleigh persona. What Peter? Was this the one who got away? The girl you secretly liked but let your best friend borrow your room so he could fuck her? You really are a one cuck Johnny.

>>145640

It is embarassing for Alice or Ashleigh or whatever she is cslling herself this time around. She is so insane no one believed she could exist and her tullel through reality diverged so profoundly that she can only survive as a dort of black-widow. Peter is not the first, and he will not be her last.

>>145719

Assleigh's twitter is still private and her tweet count hasn't gone up. I guess it's too much trouble for Peter to run two twitters at the same time.

>>145741

hahaha holy shit

>>145679

>There is no doll. He never could have afforded such a thing.

Nigga what

They cost around $600 used. Peter Coffin would buy it. I believe it.

>>145759

Used? Ewww

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

BETA KIKE CUCK

>Peter wants to take the power out of the word "Cuck"

Why? The only people who watch his videos anymore are /cow/. And the only people who watch Mann's videos are already cucks, so what difference will it make for them?

>>145764

As if he will make a video. This fag got lazy. He probably would just tweet about how toxic masculinity is something while a black man plowed his wife on their rickety futon.

>>145762

Hilariously memed. You're so original.

This truly is Coffin's summer of sperging. Dollfucker experienced massive butthurt because he found a reddit thread where he was the subject of ridicule and was referred to as "sad".

Prior to that, he makes a massive sweeping generalization about how most Jews can pass for "white" and unfortunately, he's not one of them.

He's sperged so much since the last night. I don't think I can screencap it all without a posting twice.

>Peter. Stop it. You're really being racist here and you're harming "real" Jews. Chosen /cow/boys here want nothing to do with you.

>>145782

link to the thread?

>>145800

It's been a long wait, but the fucking piece of shit has finally lost it. Shine on you stupid sack of human garbage.

>>145794

As a flag collector that makes me unhappy.

Fucking liberals.

>>145807

If it makes you feel any better, that was probably a cheapo knock-off flag bought from a second-hand source, not an authentic one.

I'd still advise you to buy all the Confederate flag stuff you can carry for the simple fact that there are tons of people out there who don't want you to have it.

>>145805

He is criminally unfunny. He should literally be arrested for being so unfunny.

So when does he actually make a joke?

>>145780

u mad petey boy :^)

>>145785

Peter BTFO in the reddit comments lol

>>145826

Couldn't have put it better myself

>>145841

oh hey that was me, I got a ban for it

Fucking Christ Peter, just sue Gawker already and shut the fuck up. Nobody gives a fuck otherwise.

>>145850

Why thank you, I was trying to find a way to work in that I was a woman for extra burn factor but could spend to much time on it bc I was at my real job where I can't tweet all day.

I think I can get a pic of my deleted comments if I go through my phone, hang on a sec

>>145591

Which is made even better by the fact the official castlevania art style does a ton to sexualize the men too. Remember that one game in the early 2000s where gaming articles would have that dude whose pants just barely covered the penis? Nothing controversial as that.

>>145573

>implying beta was ever disempowered

Well I guess Peter's right…. Betas don't really have any power to take away in the first place. :^)

>>145868

lol brilliant.

For you twitter folks out there, remember when petey hashtagged #petercoffinwasright and it gloriously backfired to being a tag associated with reel dolls. If any of you on twitter mention him, please include #transjudaism . It's not particularly clever or funny but it will be one more thing that he invented that we'll take from him.

>>145839

> if you're most Jews, you don't experience antisemitism because you "pass for white" while he doesn't.

He is trying to be a writer now and throws his yarmulka in the ring every chance he gets to write about societal issues around race, religion, etc, and yet makes statements like ones in all twitter posts about being a jew and then speaking on behalf of jews and their life experience…whilst not actually being a jew

>>145910

Sorry, here is context

https://medium.com/@petercoffin/boner-meetings-sex-and-gaming-4c73119ebbf5

his piece on sex in vidya gaems, and links on the (well, most things) to the 8chan piece on the right

>>145922

Does he even get paid for his blog posts?

Is this just another con he's running? If so it's ironic that he's going on about suing Gawker.

>>145925

i look forward to that, because in cases of libel and/or slander the accuser must prove that the statements are false. That I would love to be a fly on the wall to listen to all of his evidence to prove that gawker lied.

When they talk about Kimi Kobayashi they show the archive of where Xiaxue exposes him. So good luck explaining that one petey. Protip; you just claiming no that isn't what actually happened isn't enough to prove your case.

They call him out on making racist statements that are also backed up with archived chattering from peter…good luck on that one

>>145929

>I never was aware of this but look at pete's liberal use of affiliate links through twitter

Yeah, this was on Killed In Action for a long time. Our goyboy is desperate for those shekels.

>>145931

I just want to see him do it. He'll get wrecked in court.

He complains that Gawker wrote a hitpiece on him. Well, that's not true. All Gawker did was repost something that was already being disseminated throughout the internet.

He complains that what Gawker wrote was untrue. Well, we know that it is true.

He complains that Gawker never reached out to him for comment. Well, news outlets aren't obligated to reach out to their subjects for comment, and in any case the fact that the Village Voice didn't reach out to him for comment didn't stop him from calling them up and then crying into the phone.

Any self-respecting lawyer would laugh him out of their offices. In the unlikely event that a lawyer was desperate enough to take his case, Gawker and the judge would laugh him out of court.

I'm almost tempted to fund his initial legal fees just to see him get wrecked.

>>145929

There are ways to do affiliate links right and make a ton of money. I guarantee he has made no real money from these tweets.

>>145933

>Killed in Action

Is Reddit still alive in any form? I was made aware of many individuals whose debts had gone unpaind for far too long as a result of this drama surrounding a prostitute and digital entertainment but it was my understanding that that the oriental figurehead had thrown in the towl, as instructed, so that the real power holders could take control and let the civilians feel as though they had achieved a victory.

How accurate is my information?

>>145941

He's too fat to kick himself in the balls any more.

>To see dem big old hooters?

All you'd see is a bundle of tissues wedged under tits to make them look bigger.

>>145943

Perplexing, but inconsequential.

Peter invited me into his house tonight.

I will not be leaving until he understands.

I truly hope he is as stupid as he acts because I am finding my stay quite comfortable.

#thisisglowditch

>>145943

Yeah, that was actually me who screen capped that. I found it googling his old phasetrak handle. He even introduces himself as Peter Coffin under it on an anti-scientology forum to plug a shitty cult skit. Nigga has been sockpuppeting for more than a decade. And we're supposed to believe that Kimi was not him even though they had the same exact style of writing.

>>145937

He knows he has no case. He's putting the headline right out there for those who don't know of his past so they won't dig on their own and he can just present the whole hit-piece narrative. That's why he never mentions XX name. He doesn't want people to read that blog post. Only Gawker.

>>145640

That "chick" looks like she could palm a fucking basketball or throw a hard, tight spiral.

Also, why isn't the "girl" breathing?

Dollars to donuts the reason it's shot so tight is to let ole Peter use a camera trick to sneak his hand into frame.

Fuck you Peter, I busted your ass on Twitter using an old lady sock puppet account to pimp your goscamMe bullshit. Lol, the only changing you'll ever do is for the worst.

>>145958

Kimi was just Coffin doing what he'd been doing for years. The only reason that he's so buttmad is that he got caught (for something as stupid as not knowing the difference between Japanese and Korean) and exposed and now people can see him for what he is.

>>145945

>He's too fat to kick himself in the balls any more.

If you're reading this Pete, consider losing weight. That was the on remotely funny thing you ever did. Ow, my balls!

Seriously, guise. How can we goad Peter into filing suit against Gawker? Any ideas?

>>145640

Around that time is when I stopped following these threads too closesly. Just pay attention to the neck tendons - no way that is a fucking doll. That's a skinny chick with big boobs.

>stuffed.

Unless they are genetically anomalous (which I seriously doubt) and extremely long, thin, and flat, small boobs would not be push-up or stuff-able to get that much cleavage.

>>146037

Peter, pls

>>145640

Hey Petey, why did you post child porn like links to /cow/ and /gamergategq/? We getting to you again?

>>146037

Her hand would sink in if it wasn't stuffed, even with a padded bra. She's C or D tops.

>>146037

Peter, the difference between you and those who thought there was only a doll and no wife is that posters adjusted their opinion when evidence to the contrary was presented.

So you can stop making posts discrediting outdated information as if people still believe it. Only you, Peter, are the one who insists stories are true long after they have been proven wrong.

>>146069

That might even be a bit generous. This woman has no body fat. It's one of the reasons people suspected she was a doll.

>>146037

You can tell that she's wearing two bras.

>>146115

https://archive.is/NPnQP

>>146115

https://archive.is/NPnQP

>>145937

it would be funny since gawker would be the only ones with a legitimate case. They could, in theory, counter his claim of libel with their own. He keeps saying these clearly untrue things about the writers on the site calling them liars etc, but more then that we can see in his conversations on twatter that people have said they will no longer use the site because of what he is saying. So they actually could not only win but show that they are losing revenue from his lies.

>>146115

You know you could've just capped the whole rant instead of screenshoting a snippet and then posting the archive.

>>145945

Then that will be even funnier

I love it when I wake up and peter has written some fresh new comedy material for me to laugh upon

>>146123

But this is the one where he admits /cow/ was right about him.

>>146121

Seriously, we need to fan the flames here. We need to get it into Peter's mind that he can and should sue Gawker and that he could win. The lulz would be epic.

>>146129

thank you based ditch man

>>146115

In what way, Peter?

>>146141

>That top left tweet

The delusion is strong with this one.

>>146141

On a positive note he is trying to fire up pwp. Yes, all those dozens of views on your videos didn't make it glaringly obvious to him that no one likes them.

Also, he says that we don't attach our names on our forums, yes, but then we also tried to talk to you directly on twitter, peter, and you block us. So we have to communicate with you indirectly on here, because although we just go onto your twitter and pick out funny material you are in fact the one obsessively checking a forum to see what people say about you…and to you because we know you are reading this.

>>146141

That's three hours of his life he could have used to spend more time with his wife and child.

>>146129

So it has been written, so it shall be done, huh Peter?

>>146144

i like how he keeps trying to turn it around on us. I think he thinks he knows how to reverse psychology.

>>146141

>If I'm gone from Twitter for a couple days, there's always dms asking if I'm okay.

>People care!

No, Peter. It's just that you sperg out on Twitter all day so frequently that if you're gone for ten minutes people wonder if you're dead, and get hopeful.

>>146150

nevermind mentioning your wife knows you're ok and that she cares….

>>146156

Can't milk a dead cow. At least if he's on lithium we still could get something.

>>146158

Especially since some of the side effects include weight gain, unusual excitement, hair loss, and impaired memory

>>146158

I dunno. He could make the attempt, miss horrifically, hit Ashleigh (or TN), spend the rest of his life in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison and get on an HBO special or something.

>>146163

Yes, we had this discussion around 2-3 threads ago. A failed attempt would be the funniest result. We already called it that if he were to succeed at anything it wouldn't be killing himself he would fail and end up blowing off half his jaw.

>>146133

>your lives are futile

Hey Peter here's a tip, thinking that, what you said there, makes you a bad person. No life is worthless, perhaps if you could admit that, you wouldn't have to create a fiction of exaggerated material and social worth to justify your own life. Is it not wonderful that you have a wife and a child, who despite your imperfections are a family together? Is it not great that you were able to be in national tv, expand onto the internet, and even when caught in lies you won't admit, you retain a following who seeks to know the REAL you?

Are you saying /cow/ lives are futile because you 'refuse' to let them affect you? Isn't there more to life than how a person affects Peter Coffin? You know that being blocked by you doesn't make a person's entire life futile, right? Or are you're saying thy because a person spends ANY time criticizing you, all other actions in their life must be misguided and therefore futile? Pretty big assumption, and is it a good enough assumption to disqualify entire lives? How do you know your attitude doesn't make you futile? Can you easily prove you are different that the people whose lives you say are futile? Or do you have to talk yourself down from such thoughts, naming them 'futile'? How much of what you are do you consider futile, by the standard you hold your fans to?

Also I don't hate you, I want to see you released from the bondage of your own lies. You can do anything from this point, except that you are held down by a self-created image of your life that does not reconcile with the reality of your situation. People can see this, and you can too. You could even be on tv again, they have shows for people who are willing to talk about their problems, you could make the show yourself on YouTube as a tell-all about yourself, people would find it very insightful and mature for a person to be able to talk about the problems they've been through and causes for themselves, in a clear and informative way.

Think if how liberating it would be to just admit here that you read the threads? Or to post with a tripcode and finally talk with your biggest fans the way you always wanted to?

Peter Coffin's a narcissist. He'll admit his flaws at the same time San Francisco becomes a bastion of conservative thought.

>>146175

Well it is clearly projecting his insecurities. If it didn't bother him, at all, then why spend any time on here reading this stuff? If it doesn't bother him, at all, then why spend time telling people on twatter it doesn't bother him?

If i became aware of a forum that makes threads about me to laugh at everything I do, for my own sanity, I wouldn't sit and read it.

I think that he is very depressed that his career as a comedian didn't take off like he assumed it would (inflated ego), and is putting it on us that it failed. He won't admit his failure. Even though if he did I wouldn't mind talking to him on here and feed him some funny material…all he would need to do is admit that he needs help…

Since he is in fact reading these threads I am sure that he sees that other anons have said similar things. Trying to indirectly give him advice on here about videos. I know he has taken some of the advice. 3 threads ago we made fun of his continues shots that he needed to take time to edit his videos and then suddenly he makes tweets about saying that videos will take longer because he decided to do editing work on them

>>146184

He just clearly doesn't understand chan culture AT ALL.

Can he not see that we will make fun of each other for fucking up and saying stupid shit? Can he not also see that anons will make fun of someone for not knowing something, but then go right ahead and spoonfeed them information?

We are assholes, but we are helpful.

>>146141

>bigotry and pedophilia is all they have

You really got us there Peter. That's why people get annoyed when you sperg out about jokes about bigotry and pedophilia. We are literally bigots and pedophiles and can't stand having our identities attacked.

I swear to god, Peter is legit autistic. He has a major problem interpreting what others tell him, and a lot of the shit he says, tweets, and writes is barely coherent. Jokes about bigotry and pedophilia do not exist to normalize the behavior, they exist to mock and condemn the behavior. Really Peter, a career youtube """comedian""" (I used 3 sets of quote marks to emphasize just how hard I would air quote that shit if I said it out loud) should understand jokes better than this.

Anyway guys, this family of niggers moved in next door. I was just going to lynch them all like we all would usually do, but the 9 year old daughter is actually kind of cute, for a nigger anyway. So I don't know if I lynch the family and keep her in my rape dungeon, or rape her in front of her family before I lynch them all. I'll bring back some pics of her and you can help me decide.

>>146208

"People complaining about how I call everyone a pedophiles are clearly pedophiles, otherwise why would they complain about me?" - Peter Coffin, Progressive "funnyman"

Did I miss something? Ashleigh's tumblr is gone.

>>146212

Wait, what?

>>146212

Holy fuck. For real?!?!?!? I haven't been keeping up as closely with this thread but I don't think anyone mentioned this before.

I know it was active yesterday. Just says "moved" now.

Maybe he's Andy Kaufman reincarnated and it's all one big joke.

>>146223

think about that when i think about most cows…hasn't happened yet with any of them, but maybe petey is our man. Maybe, but i doubt it.

>>146212

http://plasmidgirl.tumblr.com

Looks like Pete's set up a new tumblr and deleted all the old incriminating evidence. Maybe his recent spergs have left him without the will to photoshop. Truly he's a broken wretch.

>>146230

he does realize that it has all been thoroughly archived, right?

>>146228

Jace

>>146230

We have all the old stuff, or at least the important parts, archived anyway. I hope anyway.

>>146231

I'd imagine he thinks that he'll make a "comeback" so doesn't want his horseshit to be easily viewed by his potential audience.

Also curious to note that she describes herself as a "stay at home cyborg" but not as a wife anymore and no longer mentions her husband. Here's hoping that the next stage of the coffin saga is divorcee Pete gets taken to the cleaners and goes full MRA/ tranny. Still, if she really has left then at least the sad scrote still has his doll for company.

>>146236

jace connors is fake?

Guys, this >>146230 is not her blog. This is Ashleigh's "new" blog: http://holocrons.tumblr.com/

She/Peter only changed her username but saved the old one (nihileigh) so no one would use it, that's why that "moved" post.

Everything is still there in the "new" blog, her pics, her pics with those stuffed bras, those nonsense gifs, etc…

>>146242

because i am pretty sure that is still just speculation..

>>146243

Weird, nice find. Still no mention of her husband in the new blog tho'.

>>146115

>I am not meant to live such a pathetic, miserable life. That is not my place in this world. I will not bow down and accept such a horrific fate. If humanity will not give me a worthy place among them, then I will destroy them all. I am better than all of them.

I am a god.

>>146255

Looks like he attempted to shoop her new face on an old pic. That tank top is the same one from the gif where she bounces her padded breast. Granted she could be wearing it again but I feel more like he's trying to give credibility that she's the same woman as before surgery.

>>146255

My sides have now reached orbit.

>>146256

Vid related.

>>146184

Speaking as someone with depression, I can see why he'd sit here and read this. Wen you're depressed you think you're a shitty terrible useless person and hearing other people say it kind of justifies the feelings. Like, you think "Well, I think I'm a horrible person and I should kill myself and these people agree so it must be true."

>>146262

>Caligula

Bitch that's the Supreme Gentleman.

>>146265

i get it, anon, that is why i said he is projecting his insecurities. I asked why rhetorically.

Side note, you need to do something about your depression before you spiral. I did and it didn't end well. It was mostly drinking a lot and doing things like "hey look a train is coming and this sign is blinking telling me not to cross…let me continue to drive and see what happens"

>>146255

Lol, oh Peter. This doesn't make us sad. Only glad. I wouldn't want to be stuck with a 5/10 girl who shoops the fuck outta her photos, has frozen face, a surgery addict and is ashamed to pose in a photograph with me.

Your happy family facade never held any weight you narcissist. Grow some balls and attack Xiaxue and the author of the Gawker article. Don't blame us for how your life turned out.

>>146271

>Braceface is 5/10

Peter, please.

>>146270

I've got mine mostly under control. I'll sometimes get really depressed but whenever I think about killing myself I imagine how my parents would react (since they'd be the ones to find my body) and it makes me not do it. Thank you for caring though.

OMG. Nigga just made my day. He's planning a "reads comments" video. My fucking sides.

>>145762

>>145780

>>145833

i got a giggle out of it…. good job carry on.

>>146255

Is that her tumblr profile pic. It seems that her tumblr is "moved" (closed?):

http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/

>>146248

It's been awhile that Ashleigh doesn't mention Peter or TN. In his own birthday she didn't say anything.

>>146277

See >>146243

>>146279

i don't understand why she takes any photos. She makes the same face, expressionless, in every single one of them…so really what is the point of having more then one photo?

>>146284

peter, please.

>>146282

Asspats. With each new photo she posts, she gets more likes, reblogs and comments from betas saying "You're so gorgeous!"

>>146209

Yep, 'the system' doesn't work for Peter, so it must be broken, and must be replaced by a new Peter-oriented system, like it was 'supposed to be'. He's done everything perfectly, so why aren't things working?

Problem is 'the system' Peter's always talking about is called REALITY. He thinks he's put it all the right things into life and e doesn't know why it's all coming out shit. Pete is on some Pharoah-level denial, how many plagues will it take for him to notice he's full of shit?

>>146286

Check the edges of her mouth in >>146255.

>>146291

fair dues

>>146305

Holy shit, spoiler that. I understand why she covers her mouth in so many old photos.

>>146305

>Reminder that that 16k surgery magically transformed horsemaw into a completely different person

Well all of her stills are photoshopped to such an extent that Peter might as well learn 3D rendering and create an Ashleigh character model from scratch. They are more fake than real as it is.

That looks like the same bitch that was in the marital affection video, if someone pushed her upper jaw back in it's proper place anyway.

>>146262

>>146256

>Peter's face when

>>146218

nah that's some homegrown autism it's not a default tumblr thing

>>146308

>i'm supposed to believe Ashleigh played The Witcher 3 and yet still cares about DA:I

>>146209

>finally

>>146133

>Not about who to call a loser today. I won't obsessively check a forum that wouldn't miss me if I stopped using it. I'll go outside.

>if I stopped using it.

>I

BETA KIKE CUCK CONFIRMED FOR LURKER

>>145785

discussing meatloaf with Movie Bob, I see.

>>146322

All "she" did was change the IP to the blog. Peter probably wanted to deter the trolls of /cow/ and gubrgat without loosing all of his followers. Little does he know, some of us follow her to keep an eye on things.

>>146332

So this is like the time he (briefly) privatised his Twitter?

>>145785

He is so desperate to not be white. It's pitiful.

>>146333

Pretty much.

>>145794

He's going nuts because one of his tweets actually got a small amount of attention.

>>146339

Which one?

bigot pedophile here, fuck you peter coffin

>>146346

yeah, he should learn to be more tolerant.

>>146242

more importantly, we laughed for real

semper fidelis

>I'M JEWISH BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG NOSE!

That's like saying you're black because you steal things.

>>146351

>Implying there isn't a 100% corrolation.

>>146353

White chicks are huge shoplifters.

>>146356

and they are the ones that date niggers

>>146358

…and /pol/ was right again.

>>146358

Just to make daddy mad.

>>146361

still doesn't make their black poll sucking any less of a reality

>>146364

just noticed i said poll instead of pole

>>146305

200% horsemaw holy fuck idk why that caught me with the right feel I'm dying laughing

>>146342

The one about political correctness. He's excited because it got 200+ retweets so he keeps talking about it. That's what I got out of that anyway

>>145839

Welp, his ethno-masochism went to its logical conclusion. He's Jewish now. Without any of the cultural background or faith….

I'm not even mad….

>>146476

What a truly damaged individual. The wall needs to come down.

>>146474

Supposed progressive anti-racist lies about his "privileged" background and bases it around a tired, cliched stereotype (his nose) just so he can make jokes about said religious/ethnic group and uses it to cry victim when convenient. Got it.

>Peter, do you see why it's not a huge leap of faith to believe that you would pretend to be your own girlfriend?

>>146479

Let us not forget this current sperg if you will, was aided by >>145846

He posts on reddit regularly as if nothing ever happened so if we have any redditors on here, feel free to call him out there and don't forget to refer to him as a "loser".

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/3fkawt/post_in_rkotakuinaction_about_a_black_confederate/

The milk will flow. I promise you.

>>146481

>if we have any redditors on here

You don't even need to be a redditor. Making a reddit account doesn't need anything. Email verification is optional.

>>146502

Thanks anon. Everything good with you?

>>146308

they both use 'here's the kicker' expression. (Ashleigh on her tumblr & peter on his twitter sperg out)

>>146513

Anyone pretty enough to be raped can't be a looser

>>146543

>It could be she didn't get around to changing it though.

The age got changed

>>146513

Tell us if any white knights show up. He's clearly trying to PA request by naming and shaming you.

>>146544

ah, didn't notice that.

>>146508

Since Peter Coffin never talks to girls he probably doesn't understand that sluts from 15-20 can look essentially the same if plastered with makeup and wearing the right clothes. Whores doll themselves up like clown, Coffin. That's how the world works.

>>146572

Not that we don't enjoy the Lost Highway clips, but why?

>>146573

I called him out on that shit on reddit because it fucking infuriated me. He doesn't even need to talk to girls to know this shit. There are plenty of girls who look older than their age out there, and vice versa. He acts like a 14 year old passing as an 18 year old is completely implausible.

"Oh, just those sicko men making excuses for wanting to fuck everything that moves, am I right girls?"

So blatantly pandering to other SJWs and is yet another example of how their cult has literally zero intellectual honesty.

>>146586

Ha, yup, thats me. Curious what, if any, replies he gets. He has me blocked on twitter so I can't see them.

>>146588

Wow, what a cunt. I am defending a tumblrtard who called that writer a pedophile.

Bold faced fucking lie. Please point it out to him.

Has he ever sperged out this hard before? I swear this the longest running sperg out yet.

>>146594

He's in a constant state of sperging as I understand it.

>>146595

Yes, but even for him this has got to be like, overdrive or something.

>>146596

yeah I think for a while he took a break from reading these threads but recently checked them out and is in the process of having a complete and utter meltdown.

>>146598

He is calling people losers while he rants on Twitter all day and gets 15 views for his Let's Play videos, the "best of" edits.

>>146601

>>146579

You guys are really riling him up on reddit. A question for you both. Do ya'll have work tomorrow? If so, call it a night and get some Zzzz. If not, keep that faggot up all night arguing. It just lends more credence to the likelihood that he doesn't care about his family and has no job. Jeez Pete, you're really just sucking those Paetron bux and delivering nothing in return.

>>146610

I can't say I understand that mentality. Coffin's too pathetic to make me angry.

>>146628

Apparently Peter Coffin was considering the word making a song to "reclaim the word cuck".

icze4r pointed it out to everyone.

InternetZenMaster (who I follow, for some reason) tweeted something along the lines of "Do it Peter. /cow/ could use the lulz".

Basically, the gamergate-affiliated crowd is having a nice hearty round of mocking Peter Coffin for being, well, Peter Coffin.

>>146586

>>146588

>defending pedo shit

that's why he defends "sarah butts" nyberg right

>>146605

I run my own company so I can pretty much make my own hours. I basically switch between work, meetings, and various online spots throughout the day so my fucking brain doesn't rot. Or maybe 8chan rots it more, fuck if I know, the icebergs will kill me before the liver failure does.

>>146632

As they should.

He really wants people to think it should be normal to let your wife fuck other men.

>>146115

We need to gather up our evidence and flood tumblr and twitter with it.

>>146632

I knew I followed those faggots for some reason. Good on them.

>>146653

>We need to gather up our evidence and flood tumblr and twitter with it.

Why?

Just let him sperg out. He's his own worst enemy

>>146605

I'm still getting by living off my BTC stash (got in before the late 2013 bubble) and making a few extra bucks day trading. I also paid off all my debts and paid for my house in full so I have no mortgage. Also, no wife or kids to support. My living expenses are zilch. AND my adderall hookup just dropped off the script I buy off him every month. Stay up all night arguing with him? No problem.

Did he baleet his plebbit comments? I kind of wanted to fuck with him. I even came up with a pretty good account name.

>>146663

People know about the fake gf.

But right now, the masses are still ignorant of his other shenanigans.

Let's change that.

>>146717

Trying to 'red pill' people on Twitter doesn't work. We've tried it.

>>146718

Shit. And Tumblr? I know SocJus has a pretty big foothold, but it's looking pretty slippery right now.

>>146719

It's probably harder to fuck with him on Tumblr.

>>146721

Couldn't we just reblog a post full of evidence? I'm sure we could get a bigger person to back us.

>>146722

You could take all the energy you were going to spend on exposing Coffin and put it into something productive, like fucking with him on Plebbit or laughing at his numerous sperg outs.

Anything else will just fall on deaf ears. Coffin does himself far more harm than we could do unless we managed to pull off something major, like hacking him.

>>146723

Fair enough.

I'll just dick with him then.

>>146723

Plus we wouldn't want Petey's pittybux to go back up.

>>146723

Someone in the previous threads posted his address, in other one an anon found his profile on a online dating site.

Somebody could ask /baphomet/ for more info, but I don't think there's nothing left to know. Peter already exposes all of his shit without no one even asking.

>>146726

Is the address legit? If so, someone with money should mail him some chocolate assholes.

>>146726

>but I think there's nothing left to know.

Fix'd. I need to sleep…

>>146727

It is, Fraud Tools confirmed it.

>>146513

Is Peter really calling a person a loser for posting with a generally inactive reddiy account?

>hahaha he doesn't even have 1000+ Karma I bet he can't even get into LUE! What a fag!

>>146748

shit i forgot all about gamefaqs

>OOT gold cartrige conspiricies

>swordless link and breaking the world

good times.

simpler times.

>>146513

>I wonder how people would react if they knew that ol' petey boy was calling a female programmer and recent rape victim a loser.

Yeah for someone so concerned about the fair treatment of marginalized and damaged people he sure does like calling people small and pushing them into margins with the exact accusation that they have been damaged.

>>146758

female programmer and rape victim?

WHAT?

Thats like he just walked into a jewish temple and started eating raw bacon and using a dredle as a butt plug.

Explain the situation further please.

>>146876

Ebin idea, anon.

>>146878

>>146876

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>>146901

100% serious. Is there any info we lack to get MTV to give him a call?

http://trueanonymousconfession.blogspot.com/2015/07/mtv-show-looking-for-secret-keepers.html?m=1

>>146771

I think the person who originally said that was describing herself, as a member of this site, and he's calling us all losers because we talk about him.

But Peter's totally not mad though, he totally doesn't care about us, guys! ;^ )

>>146588

I didn't even get that the writer was 'defending pedo shit'. It sounded like they were being pretty balanced and fair about the topic. Maybe I don't understand how Twitter works though.

>>146901

Haha holy shit, Peter's story could carry that show to success alone, he's like patient zero for this shit. He'd be their Amy's Baking Company.

This is too perfect, emailing.

>>146907

>>146901

I'm tempted to personally volunteer myself just for the hilarity of it.

>MTV Secret Keepers: I Run a White Nationalist Community on a Chinese Cartoon Imageboard. Also, I'm Gay.

>>146955

>run

Are you the board owner of /nambia/ or something?

>>146957

Nope, /trs/. It's a fairly new board made for the community from TheRightStuff.biz which is an alt-right/WN webzine.

>>146952

wasn't that account found to be fake?

>>146960

I'm not a WN, but I'll check it out because why not. Don't worry, I won't post if the rules discourage it Though places where the rules include "if you disagree, don't post" often seem incredibly cowardly to me..

>>146964

I don't know. Hope not.

>>146966

What the hell is he on about with all this fanclub nonsense? Is he admitting that we're the only people who like him? Did people white knight him after he was made fun of?

Had he actually had a sense of rythm/humor/words/whatever, he would probably have changed it to Peter Cuckin'.

>>146966

>>146970

Yeah wow, he really can't help but adopt the language people use in this thread. Myself and others have been saying we're Pete's greatest fans for whole threads now.

It really isn't a joke though, if he wants people to notice him, he's got it in us.

>>146970

He tried to spin it like "look at how calm I am in the face of adversity!" and "People are obsessed with me, call me daddy." But no one gave a shit or noticed his whining.

No, barely anybody backed him. No retweets and he tried to have conversations like nothing was happening while it was going down. It was glorious.

>>146965

I guess TRS isn't hard WN either, there's a lot of NRx guys and AnCaps as well. I just said White Nationalist because it would have sounded the funniest in the episode title.

>>146986

You know, for someone who claims to be in showbiz, Peter is REALLY bad at self-promoting and managing his brand.

>>146952

>>146964

yeah thats a fake account but its peter posting the cap right now because he thinks MTV will NOT show him in a positive light

>>146966

20 bucks says he was openly and loudly sobbing all over his keyboard during that whole tirade

>>147014

I had a vision of Ashleigh watching him pound away on his keyboard and he cracks her in the mouth for trying to cut down the internet. And yes, loudly sobbing at the same time.

>>147016

>implying Ashleigh cares about him

>implying she wasn't watching him and laughing while shaking their preemie retard baby

>>146986

>>146986

I keep saying holy shit, but holy shit.

Does Peter think him posting cuck memes makes them mean nothing? This is all too fucked up.

>>147033

Ayyy lmao, he didn't. We did. We posted all the cuck stuff and associated it with his name so if people look him up….$$$$

>>146876

>>146901

If we could get one these two to let him on, he'd probably agree to do it just for the exposure. It's well documented that he'll sink to any low for a few moments in the spotlight.

>>147006

Epic reddit meme picture.

Dr Phil is a lying narcissist himself. So they would get on great. Probably have drinks after the show.

He's lost his god damn mind.

Must be Braceface moving out that finally caused him to snap.

Which will happen first: Peter turns into Petra or a new, third girlfriend that also needs jaw surgery?

>>147331

Why not both?

>>147243

When the truth gets revealed that blatantly and he has no lies left to hide behind it would play out one of two ways. One is him going utterly insane and maybe even killing himself. The other is him getting help. Either way the show would end. Unless in the process he somehow became a more sympathetic character his getting sane would make it boring and unrelatable. If he kills himself or becomes a danger to others then the show ends. When you put a camera in someone's face for long enough it starts to affect them in strange ways. I don't think Peter would last a week.

>>147377

He actually does need professional help. If the reason he has not gotten it is financial this could actually be his best chance of getting back on track with the rest of humanity..

>>147394

Name one reality TV star who was aided by the experience. You get the downside of the Hawthorne effect. Essentially the person breaks from the exhaustion of knowing he's being filmed. It's never pretty. You put a normal person in front of a camera and ask them to act natural knowing 20 thousand people might be watching and they start to act out at some point. You do it to someone with Peters mental problems and… It well it's not pretty. Go back and watch early episodes of "the real world" before MTV started playing up on the drama and crearively editing. OK now imagine a guy who's trying to put up this huge front like Peter does in that situation. It wouldn't take days. It would take minutes. By hour three they'd probably have to haul him off. Unless they treated it like one of their "celebrity dating" shows and the filming was from a distance, not constant and the camera as out of sight as possible. Plus there is the distraction of the date and talking about other peoples dates. You have to make the environment unnatural and distracting. Even then I'm honestly not sure Peter could handle it. He's unhinged already.

I think we should just make him snap. He's already half-way there.

>>147455

I don't want to be responsible for him going all Dahmer on some teenage girl.

Clip included. In case you don't know what Dahmer did other than eating people. If only they made real dolls back then.

>>146243

I tried to make ask "her" something two days ago, but "she" seems to have ignored it. I didn't want to tip Peter off by posting it here, but there is no point anymore (she wont respond):

> Ashleigh! I kno your husband Peter is a comedian, and I like som of his vids, but I havnt been able to get into all of them very well. Could I ask you a few questions so I lear where to start, how best to enjoy his work, and a bit about your relationship? 1.) What is your favorite comedy vid peter has made? 2.) What do you think is what hes best at as a comedian? 3.) Whats his greatest weakness as a comedian? Thanx!

>>147456

>Coffin

>Going Dahmer

He's weak as shit. Anyone he tried to attack could overpower him no problem. He's also poor as shit, which rules out the possibility of him buying weapons with which to hurt people.

>>147460

You've gotta be more subtle than that. Generally 'she' will just ignore anonymous asks that aren't about her 'tits'

>>146876

>Dr. Shill

No thanks.

>>147493

Wow. Peter's point is fairly normal in terms of feminism/SJW, but he's escalated each word into its loudest and most severe form (sexism becomes rape, wearing makeup to look younger becomes pedophilia) because nobody listens to him. He's trying to empower his simple gripes by using exaggeration, because his words lack impact so he tries to make them louder, instead of more accurate.

And Peter has no problem with changing the meaning of words and never telling anyone, or telling people once and expecting people to know its true forever. Then his sentences become crazy psychopathic accusations because he's trying to make his powerless expressions as powerful as possible.

I think the real concern with the Kimi saga revolves around his definition of 'girlfriend', 'person' and 'real'.

Does he think he's pulling a fast one on the world by not being 'technically' wrong when he lies? 'Oh yeah Kimi was real and we were metaphorically in the same room because I felt her' or something but not nearly on that level of self-awareness or clarity.

It's probably more likely he just doesn't know what responsibility for his actions is.

Thinking about tidying up the ED page. I'll write a better opening synopsis. I'm also thinking about structuring the page by sagas. One for each stage of the Coffin transformation. Probably about five in total.

Thoughts?

>>147504

He's like a child desperately seeking attention, acting obnoxious so that someone, anyone will give him the acknowledgement he desires, good or bad.

I think it's more like he's trying to keep denying it until (he thinks) everyone will forget about what a laughing stock he is. He knows that everyone can see through him, but he's simply too immature to understand that all he has to do is shut the fuck up once in awhile.

His latching onto the SJW is one of his more safe choices, seeing how they're afraid to shit on each other for fear of being cannibalized by the SJ lynch mob.

Maybe I'm not keeping up very well on Peter, but when did he retract his decision to keep his Twitter as a "broadcasting platform only"? Apparently getting a few reblogs on some smarmy comment once every blue moon was too irresistible.

>>147493

>"Who decides what speech is bad?" the same society that decided murder, rape, theft et cetere were undesirable

Did that nigga just make a slippery slope argue where they took a position in FAVOR of the slippery slope?

>>147534

Nigga dropped out of college. Nigga don't know what the fuck he talking about.

>>147534

This is the same great author that brought us the "ditch people" meme, I wouldn't expect basic competency.

>>147540

From his tumblr,

"Tumblr English should literally be treated as its own language, because it does not follow the rules of any form of formal written English, and yet it does have its own consistent internal rules. If you don’t think that’s cool as fuck then I don’t even know what to tell you."

What's most interesting to me about Peter is how realist call of his faults are. The type of stuff he does is the type of stuff Ivethought of doing, by impulse, but immediately decide not I do when thinking about it. Peter just always chooses the worst option.

There's this true-story joke from comedian Drew Michael where he explains how he received a restraining order from his ex-girlfriend, he wanted to talk to her about their relationship, so he went to her house, but she wasn't there, so he waited. Suddenly he is actually a stalker just for doing that, and it's true. It's so easy to become a bad person by doing what you think makes sense, Its your responsibility to keep yourself from committing to bad ideas, you know?

>>147571

Wow sorry I didn't spellcheck that, on a phone. His faults are realistic bad decisions, the type of stuff healthier people know about but choose not to do every day.

>>146037

Hahahaha look at the virgin right here. Please explain why her tits disappear in the onesie picture?

You can't. Stop posting.

>>147546

>It's like when a band just keeps releasing embarrassing albums no one enjoys except less than 5% of their original fanbase.

Yeah, sounds similar to your career as a comedian Peter. Except you never had a fanbase to begin with.

He has me blocked but will someone please tweet that at him in response?

>>147580

Tits that she can remove at will is plausible but the ability to stuff a bra to create the illusion of fake tits for a photograph is not.

You are a fucking retard Peter. You really do not have the ability to see things from an outside perspective do you? Considering how self absorbed and narcissistic he, and all SJWs are, it makes sense that he can't figure out why people don't people him.

>>146102

I never noticed that before. She is wearing 2 bras, as if to support the weight and tightly hold a large water ballon or something up against her real titty. Notice the way she carefully controls the jiggle with her hand. She can't give her titties an aggressive jiggle or let go, because we would notice something looks off about the way they are jiggling. The stuffing and her real tits would be reacting to the jiggle independently, and it wouldn't look right.

>>147611

why people don't BELIEVE him, i meant to say

>>147607

Let's Plays may not count to us, but in his mind he is creating comedy for youtube. We should never miss a perfect opportunity to mocked him, and he deserves that response for setting it up so perfectly.

>>147625

What's the time-frame you're using here for this sample? That can't be a sample from a single day.

>>147625

>>147633

Yeah …

What tool did you use to create this?

>>147625

Well you can see that the zone with the big drop off is when he would be likely to sleep or be waking up in the morning and getting ready for work. So yeah, pretty much he sleeps, wakes up, gets settled in at work and is on twitter non stop until he goes to sleep. And he calls us pathetic. This guy can't function without being plugged into twitter continuously.

No wonder he accomplishes fuckall.

>>147625

Holyshit fucker basically tweets 22 hours a day on average?

I hope Peter Coffin does another collaboration with Jonathan Mann. "Beta as Fuck" only has 3,176 downvotes.

We need to aim higher next time: over 9000 thumbs down!

>>147652

Anything that bad would automatically be entertaining. I think it's actually a good idea. Especially now that weed is legal in several states. Let's make Peter a real star.

>>147625

looks like he sleeps from 10 to 4. wow, twitter really is a full time job.

>>147556

Anyone who studies a foreign language and knows the criteria for a language now want to strangle Peter.

>>147718

No. I studied Hebrew and Yiddish for a long time. Yiddish informally, because it's just used around me. It was my grandmother's first language and she slips into it by accident sometimes. What Pete says just makes me shrug. Everyone thinks their language is special, but in truth all language's just blend together and have some common source. The rules are malleable. It's sad that he's so uninformed, but also common. Even amongst English teachers.

>>147726

By which I refer to people who claim ebonics is it's own language.

>>147818

When did he get so much hair? and why is it blonde?