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>back in highschool
>senior year
>select a filler class that is mostly full of grills(mind you this was the year 2009, before the SJW plague really went mainstream )
>talking to the grills to your surprise, not full autist
>hamplanet comes to our table
>disgusting, drooping figure, face looked like she had down syndrome or something
>the other grills are extra nice to her, as you would expect, its an ego thing for them to feel morally superior
>be nice to her so the other grills dont turn on me
>she comes directly beside me
>then it hits me
>that god awful smell
>it is almost indescribable, smells like what you'd imagine pic related to smell like
>it was some foul combination of heavy BO, tuna, overpowering parmazon cheese, mixed in with bubbling rotten cheese
This is no exaggeration, it was by far the worst thing I have ever smelled in my entire life, and I've come across rotting animals in the woods as a kid that smelt better than that beast. I'm almost throwing up right now trying to recall that horrible experience.
>h-hi lard-anon
>try to force a smile while repressing my natural urge to gag and run in terror
>starts going on about her boyfriend(seemed deeply insecure and always felt the need to mention it had a boyfriend)
>somebody actually has sex with this plague demon
>those grills are good actresses, willing to go through all of this to look good
>the terrible experience finally ends, but I am haunted by it to this day
>the over powering stench is carved into my brain forever, and if I close my eyes and recall it, I can faintly still smell it