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 No.785[View All]

The /r/TalesofFatHate/ subreddit is still up (for how long?).

Does anyone have a way to backup/dump the existing posts into an archive?

Reading theses stories was glorious, and it would be a shame to lose all this.

If anyone has a script / soft or something to backup all of this, it would be great…

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 No.4825

>>785

>>4819

I just wrote my story here not seeing this thread previously.

We should merge the two threads(by either screencapping stories or copy and pasting them, and then delete smaller thread)


 No.4872

My story from the other thread:

>>4864


 No.4886

>>909

I thought the exact same thing.


 No.4896

>>4825

>>4872

I recommend you to copy them here because the other thread could get bumped off the catalogue if it becomes dead


 No.4905

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>>4896

Okay then.

>Be me

>At the store

>Big lady comes up to check out

>Her cane walker thing had a chair on it, which she sat down on to write a check

>Was surprised the cane walker didn't break from the amount of weight she put on it, let alone the friggen chair

>Notice her feet

>Oh god her feet

>She had the beetus feet so bad

>Notice her shoes

>Her shoes were worn out as far as shoes can wear out without falling apart

>Her shoes were crying

>mfw her feet and her shoes


 No.4917

>>2958

>plebbitors can't greentext

Screaming newfags don't know that greentext is for quotes.


 No.4918

>>1948

This board summed up in one post.


 No.4955

File: 1434153757328.png (119.82 KB, 400x414, 200:207, 8vVO1.png)


 No.4963

>>4917

Why would you even bother talking to a newfat?


 No.5064

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>>2259

>I moderate the sports board on 4chan


 No.5295

>>2366

fourth one is interracial propaganda


 No.5485

>>5295

Fatness must be pursued regardless of race and religion.


 No.5494

>>5485

>getting "pursued" and "persecuted" confused

You don't pursue fat people, at least not for very long


 No.5503

>>873

Yeah, you are definitely not a redditor.


 No.5505

>>2014

Samefagging is pretending to be two or more people in a discussion, friend.


 No.5546

>>2259

Allnurses.com sounds like a porn site.


 No.5582

>>2026

Fat enablers are just as bad as fat people. They encourage the spread of fatness, as do fat sympathisers. The right course of action is to point and ridicule. There must be no port of comfort for the swine.


 No.5601

>>1160

That only does a single page. There's no way (that I can see) to direct it to suck up a whole lot of pages.


 No.5761

>>5546

Allnurses.com has some of the most disgusting stories about nurses taking care of freakin' blobba the hutt that I've ever seen.

And it's entertaining as hell.


 No.6184

>>2000

My dad is a captain with the local fire dept and he had to deal with this once. they cut her out and then had to get six burly-ass firemen to haul her out. I found out because he looked stressed AF the next day, and usually hes pretty meh


 No.6199

>>3815

/fit/izen here. One of the only times its not cool to shit on fat people is when they're trying to make it.

Unless it's planet fitness or they give up after 10 minutes or they smuggle in food so they can eat cream cakes as they workout. Then what the fuck ever.


 No.6453

>>5295

Jerome's gf was white?


 No.6458

>>6453

>Black guy in a car with a horny white girl and a fat whale passed out on the backseat. How the fuck is Jerome gonna explain this.

>Damaged rear wheel, pissed on backseat, covered in vomit and had to see psychologist for his fat hate.

He got what he deserved.


 No.6497


 No.6499

>>6458

He deserved nothing of that. Nobody deserved that. Jerome sounds like a pretty cool guy.


 No.6500

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>>6497

>>6499

>He gave a ride to a black fatso and got her clubbing because he was promised ass.

He should have known better and should have graciously accepted the consequences of his actions.


 No.6515

>>785

>>1115

>>1160

>>5601

Perhaps we could contact ArchiveTeam, they have bots that archive sites that are either suspected to be dying (Deathwatch) or very important.

I'm not sure if they'd do a subreddit because of low general priority.

archiveteam.org


 No.6585

>>785

They look cute together. They should keep to their own kind. I'm from pol

By the way, you can post nudes here. I know a lot of guys are into your shit. Still, I can see why you were banned, as nobody wants to see the filth you degenerates obsess over. I bet none of you make over minimum wage. I bet you are jealous of my Lexus and French model girlfriend. Playing the victim of photos you collect and seek out is plain old fairy faggotry.

Your like Republican preachers who rail against homosexuality, Sodom and Gomorrah, because they are filled throughout their being with lust for men.

You are electrified by fatties, who propel you to just for them. Being unable to accept this conditon you invent victimhood.

Anyhow, your iq is to low for therapy, like any Republican.

Pol is different. We don't hate fat black women (who are the majority of whales - you are also closet nigger lovers), rather we are race realists. We know they are different and do not long as you do to get home and look at pictures of their watermelon and fried chicken eating ways.


 No.6697

>>6585

Oh look, shills trying to fabricate animosity for /pol/.

This is pretty common, being targeted by shills is one of the milestones of a fledgeling board, you guys should be proud.

It's /pol/ not pol, and if you weren't an outsider you would know that. Tell your boss that you fucked up and don't deserve your 20 cents a post.


 No.6747

>>2000

Oh my….

I remember a greentext similiar to this, except the landwhales skin had actually begun to rot onto the couch; when the paramedics came to remove her the flesh peeled off her back and its spine was exposed.


 No.6748

>>6747

>animals are fattened for slaughter

>you eat animals

>you are what you eat

>you are a fatty


 No.6752

>>6585

I don't think you realize how fucking stupid you sound. Are you drunk?


 No.6754

>>6748

Interesting perspective, but that's assuming that I am not a vegetarian, or am fat.

>Im 6'1 and weigh 68 kilos


 No.6755

>>6754

>inches and kilos

wow


 No.6756

>>6755

/fit/ does height in feet/inches and weight in either.


 No.6795

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>>785

>back in highschool

>senior year

>select a filler class that is mostly full of grills(mind you this was the year 2009, before the SJW plague really went mainstream )

>talking to the grills to your surprise, not full autist

>hamplanet comes to our table

>disgusting, drooping figure, face looked like she had down syndrome or something

>the other grills are extra nice to her, as you would expect, its an ego thing for them to feel morally superior

>be nice to her so the other grills dont turn on me

>she comes directly beside me

>then it hits me

>that god awful smell

>it is almost indescribable, smells like what you'd imagine pic related to smell like

>it was some foul combination of heavy BO, tuna, overpowering parmazon cheese, mixed in with bubbling rotten cheese

This is no exaggeration, it was by far the worst thing I have ever smelled in my entire life, and I've come across rotting animals in the woods as a kid that smelt better than that beast. I'm almost throwing up right now trying to recall that horrible experience.

>h-hi lard-anon

>try to force a smile while repressing my natural urge to gag and run in terror

>starts going on about her boyfriend(seemed deeply insecure and always felt the need to mention it had a boyfriend)

>somebody actually has sex with this plague demon

>those grills are good actresses, willing to go through all of this to look good

>the terrible experience finally ends, but I am haunted by it to this day

>the over powering stench is carved into my brain forever, and if I close my eyes and recall it, I can faintly still smell it


 No.6831

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>>2000

this one?

it's not the greentext version


 No.6841

>>1171

Similar story from me:

We met and she had nice curves. She wasn't a waif but she wasn't a fatso. Sex was fun. Then her office had a weight loss challenge and she won by losing twenty pounds. Oh my god the body on this woman.

We talked of marriage. We made a deal, we'd be healthy mentally and physically, we'd have full time jobs, we'd be financially ready to spawn.

I'll admit my side, I wasn't near mentally healthy yet and I never got a full time job, though I kept my part time job like a boss (not flippin' burgers, either).

However, she went on to lose her job, never finish her college degree, and put on easily a hundred pounds. She'd do shit like call me and say, "I just ate a pound bags of M&Ms and I don't want to hear about it." We'd go out to dinner (a lot, counter productive to that financially responsible part) and she'd get two entrees "because I'm really hungry today."

Having a hot waitress give you a pained look of 'seriously, man? you are so much cuter than she' is really surreal.

But I was too much of a loser (see above, mental health) to think I could do better than this tub.

Sex went from amazing with a hot chick to a disgusting insult that I never could finish. I'm a tall guy, with large hands. Do you know how nauseous and creepy it is to have your large hand disappear into the outer labia, just trying to find the clit?

Once, getting in the car, she couldn't get the seat belt around her. She joked about it, I wanted to cry. I couldn't, though, because she insisted we pretend the fat wasn't there.

I did break it off. I've gone on to better things, including my wife, job, and life. When we broke up, I laid out all the reasons why I wanted to separate. All of them.

If you ask her, though, I broke up because she got fat.


 No.6844

>>2368

Please be fiction, please, oh dear god I pray that this is a work of fiction. Such horror should not exist in reality.


 No.6953

I bought a set of four custard filled donuts yesterday while out shopping.

I was planing to snack on them throughout the day.

I still have only eaten half of them, and they are starting to get stale.

This thread, it helping me to lose weight.

Thank you so very much for everything.


 No.7060

>>6953

don't not eat good shit

just don't eat a metric ton of it a day


 No.7106

>>2084

>>2011

I refuse to believe these are real.

I know nothing about health or if that is possible but for my hope in humanity I refuse to believe these are real.


 No.7121

>>7106

Unfortunately the horrid medical stuff are probable.

My mother has been a nurse for 35 years and she has seen the 'fat guy eating other patients food' and she has told me that the horrid one is medically possible if someone doesn't move at all for years. That's the reason medics make sure to turn immobile patients and people in coma regularly.


 No.7159

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>>1424

for you


 No.7161

>>7106

Most of these are just tall tales to be taken with a grain of salt; they're for entertainment rather than information. I can personally vouch as a teacher that the "Fats McGee and the Retard Three" story is at the very least a substantial exaggeration; no first year teacher (much less one who teaches history) could conduct themselves like that (especially toward a sped student) without getting themselves tossed out.

The most plausible ones here are the short stories where comparatively little happens. The medical ones might or might not have happened; though the ones posted here are medically possible, they are still fairly unlikely compared to the more common fates that fat people tend to suffer.


 No.7392

>>6844

I actually think that one might be fake, but it's something that definitely could happen.


 No.7402

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>>7159

>landwhale with something in her vag

>its a rotting dead baby

Welp, I'm traumatized now


 No.7403

How come these stories never include pics? or video?

Every fucking idiot is running around with a camera these days trying to get some shit for YT, from accidents to shootouts, how come these stories never get taped?


 No.7415

>>7403

Ain't no damn time to get out the camera when they're too busy trying to avoid orbiting the planetary bodies before them.


 No.7416

>>7392

That story is the number one most classic and beloved fatty horror story from /cgl/. I was happy to see it was adapted into a comic while lurking this thread. If it's not real it's at least notorious.




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