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File: 241f701461d511c⋯.jpg (702.88 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 63528966_p0.jpg)

 No.978459

 No.978461

File: 882ae0771f1294e⋯.png (552.96 KB, 1004x640, 251:160, cB3HrH04sJQkHCtgLpY5DwRSiD….png)


 No.978462

File: ec16ed15325d4ae⋯.png (773.96 KB, 637x900, 637:900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978463

File: f6fb37a6ac212b9⋯.png (106.51 KB, 710x250, 71:25, 1471517770746.png)

i need to get back to the gym because holy shit i'm fattening up like crazy


 No.978464

File: 69674c130a886e9⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1088x876, 272:219, Screen Shot 2017-05-23 at ….png)


 No.978465

Streamable embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.978466

File: a8cddd19aec646d⋯.jpg (205 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, NEW THREAD WHEN.jpg)


 No.978467

how does hussie feel about himself and his work, you think?


 No.978468

>>978467

imagine if he is embarrassed by problem sleuth


 No.978469

any second now the mspa forums will come back online


 No.978470

File: 88f0fdcb990cc2b⋯.png (34.25 KB, 656x573, 656:573, 1362213754789.png)


 No.978471

what if hussie decides to finish bardquest


 No.978472

gonna have to make some banana bread to use up all these brown bananas


 No.978474

File: 6be913a31e976e8⋯.png (257.8 KB, 700x1360, 35:68, tumblr_inline_o5cn46tELB1q….png)


 No.978475

File: ff1361951e3b1a3⋯.jpg (16.72 KB, 178x239, 178:239, yee.jpg)


 No.978476

i wish they would put out a better raspberry pi model

i know they said they wouldnt for a while but the 3 is slightly too weak to run n64/ps1 right


 No.978477

>>978474

She's had enough surgical shit to her

Fakes are also gross

>those hand placements

Wew chaz


 No.978478

>>978477

*done to

>>978476

I just want a decent N64 Emulator


 No.978479

>>978478

poorly coded nintendo 64 emulator

bazinga!


 No.978480

>>978476

throw a big heatsink on it and overclock the bitch


 No.978481

>>978480

apparently not entirely enough

plus a heatsink defeats the purpose of being portable

im not really interested in a raspberrypi emulator machine anyway


 No.978482

File: 8c06da95e491d15⋯.jpg (134.2 KB, 672x960, 7:10, IMG_8708.JPG)


 No.978483

File: f43c94a0bd2da31⋯.jpg (658.99 KB, 5000x500, 10:1, 1419445250438.jpg)


 No.978484

File: 5380b21489d4697⋯.png (54.42 KB, 750x300, 5:2, IMG_8710.PNG)

File: fa7a1ae80ce91c7⋯.png (57.66 KB, 750x330, 25:11, IMG_8711.PNG)

File: 889aa2a311a85bd⋯.png (46.19 KB, 750x250, 3:1, IMG_8712.PNG)

this cant be real life

and then the wrestling video

i mean, wtf


 No.978485

File: fb8c282a2abd9b7⋯.jpg (249 KB, 1024x752, 64:47, 1499009393312m.jpg)


 No.978486

>>978474

that femtav is nice


 No.978487

>>978484

>IT'S CURRENT YEAR

kek


 No.978488

>>978485

It's incredible to me that so many anti-state libertarians like Garrison slob Trump's knob like this


 No.978489

File: d70833d17cadcee⋯.jpg (122.33 KB, 750x768, 125:128, IMG_8713.JPG)

god im so jealous


 No.978490

>>978488

garrison was mind broken by /pol/


 No.978491

>>978489

huh, he switched back to his full signature at some point


 No.978492

>>978489

was the fidget spinner part of her cosplay? or do kids unironically go around with those in their pockets?


 No.978493

is being mindbroken by memes a fetish yet


 No.978494

>>978492

latter


 No.978495

The CEO of Cuck, Inc.


 No.978496

I went to an outback with my friends the other day and they brought this 15 year old with his boyfriend and a fidget spinner


 No.978497

so like, who manufactures fidget spinners and how rich are they right now


 No.978498

>>978492

????

why wouldnt you carry the spinner in your pocket

that's what it's for


 No.978499

>>978497

the chinese


 No.978500

File: fba487d69106cc3⋯.png (23.35 KB, 540x519, 180:173, IMG_8714.PNG)

"character apologism alignment chart"


 No.978501

SGDQ's stream officially starts in 28 minutes

get on twitch by then, you cucks


 No.978502

>>978501

where's the schedule


 No.978503

>>978502

man I don't know I'm literally watching twitch on my PS3 so I can keep playing minecraft


 No.978504

lmao what's umbridge doing at sgdq


 No.978505

haha what twitch just stopped working for me


 No.978506

File: f773a0303f52b1c⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 2296x5667, 2296:5667, 1499013681623.jpg)


 No.978507

>>978506

you motherfucker this is supposed to be a drinking game, not a suicide game


 No.978508

File: 2cf773b8fda5a7c⋯.jpg (106.53 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1466986876439.jpg)

the only games done quick thing I liked was a guy speedrunning momodora with one hand


 No.978509

Nier Automata is the first game, it's on right now


 No.978510

File: 38bf393d9975f26⋯.png (46.43 KB, 596x402, 298:201, 1499015367020.png)


 No.978511

Okay turns out putting flaked almonds on the banana bread before baking it was a bad idea.


 No.978512

File: 5cd9c43635b6219⋯.png (36 KB, 1082x230, 541:115, ClipboardImage.png)

fuckin laffo


 No.978513

GO TO ANIME EXPO WITH ME!


 No.978514

>>978513

where is it

when is it

I can't afford a ticket


 No.978515

Nerd culture conventions could be nuked and nothing of value would be lost


 No.978516

>>978512

the funniest thing about trump tweeting that is that he's celebrating something he hasn't done

what victory has he won against cnn

he just bitches and whines about them, that's not the same as wrestling them


 No.978517

MHSGGA


 No.978518

File: 02d7fe87ff17a47⋯.jpg (160.08 KB, 1448x1385, 1448:1385, got2bradical 01.jpg)

File: dae32aed3f0f812⋯.jpg (358.24 KB, 2017x2048, 2017:2048, got2bradical 02.jpg)

File: 0332a028b744b6a⋯.jpg (89.64 KB, 960x540, 16:9, got2bradical 03.jpg)


 No.978519

>>978518

that's fucking adorable


 No.978520

File: 19d0ef52506c3e3⋯.jpg (133.68 KB, 1169x1082, 1169:1082, got2bradical 04.jpg)


 No.978521

>>978516

i think the funniest part is that wapo headline


 No.978522

>>978518

so does twitter not show things in chrono order


 No.978523

>Chris Matthews On Trump’s Family: At Least Mussolini Executed His Son-In-Law

wew

>>978521

the wapo headline isn't wrong

trump has always promoted violence against media


 No.978524

>>978522

bottom up usually


 No.978525

File: 3a12cc745f2ebc9⋯.png (160.38 KB, 1096x792, 137:99, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978526

>>978520

tubular


 No.978527

>>978524

>25m

>14

>10

>10

>16

>40

>16

>7

>1

>8

>5

>42

right


 No.978528

>>978525

>chuggaacomrade

as in, chuggaaconroy?


 No.978529

the fuck is aphobe


 No.978530

>>978527

I said usually


 No.978531

>>978529

aphobic

bigoted against asexual people


 No.978532

>>978529

asexual

it's the not new discourse on tumblr since people are stupid


 No.978533

>>978529

a kind of cryptid


 No.978534

>>978529

(x)HATE ASEXUAL PEOPLE


 No.978535

>>978531

>>978532

>>978533

>>978534

ironically it sounds more like someone without fear/prejudice to me


 No.978536

File: 1261d2629b75253⋯.jpg (59.89 KB, 540x369, 60:41, tumblr_osh3wo7f8J1tb8alro5….jpg)

File: 22e333f579ed877⋯.jpg (40.24 KB, 540x369, 60:41, tumblr_osh3wo7f8J1tb8alro6….jpg)


 No.978537

>>978535

yeah that's an inherent issue with people just slapping "phobic" on the end of things


 No.978538

>>978536

constablefrozen jumping into the 2020 political election


 No.978539

>What does 2B use to upload data

>her waifu connection

laaaaaaaaaaaame


 No.978540

File: 959965388adbc7b⋯.jpg (75.91 KB, 487x675, 487:675, trump's latest drama.jpg)


 No.978541

>collective meltdown

that's a weird way to spell "wondering what the fuck is wrong with the president"


 No.978542

kids in the future having to watch donald trump's roast for their history project


 No.978543

Our president shaved Vince McMahon's head in a WWE match and I love it


 No.978544

>post incoherent memes most of the time

>people ask what the hell is wrong w/you

<lul u triggered silly libtards???????????


 No.978545

>>978544

god pinkposting is so important


 No.978546

File: 2d977e4658f2bbb⋯.mp4 (3.36 MB, 982x720, 491:360, 881533437148098560_8815334….mp4)


 No.978547

isn't linda mcmahon the US business administrator now


 No.978548

File: 0e16922e3e5bbbb⋯.png (1.56 MB, 942x1280, 471:640, ClipboardImage.png)

so who was this and why were the feds stalking her


 No.978549

>>978544

theres a difference between "wtf are u doing" and the incredibly disingenuous headline "Trump appears to promote violence against CNN"


 No.978550

>>978548

how the fuck do you not know who chelsea manning is for fuck's sake


 No.978551

>>978548

i think that man has that look on his face because this weird tranny is taking pictures of him

thatsmy 2 cents


 No.978552

>>978548

>XYchelsea

what did he mean by this


 No.978553

>>978548

she's a former marine and whistle blower, obama pardoned her as one of his last acts in office


 No.978554


 No.978555

File: f25083fba711eb1⋯.gif (1.93 MB, 460x259, 460:259, marks your thunk.gif)

>>978549

>incredibly disingenuous


 No.978556

>>978550

need i reiterate my position of "I don't hear about shit unless someone on hsg spergs about it".


 No.978557

>>978553

ok, thanks


 No.978558

>>978556

goddamn dude


 No.978559

>>978555

it is undeniably disingenuous


 No.978560

>>978553

He didn't pardon her

He commuted her sentence


 No.978561

>>978559

no it's not, it's perfectly in line with everything he's been doing and saying for over a year, and in line with the intent of that tweet


 No.978562

>>978560

woops, yeah that one


 No.978563

>see post on /pol/ saying "cnn btfo"

>write headline "online troublemakers threaten to blow up cnn"

this is good journalism, im a real journalist.


 No.978564

>>978548

she's a paranoid tranny in the thread she said she made him because he's wearing fbi shoes

his head is really large though


 No.978565

grant is correct in this instance but pretending that Trump doesn't advocate violence against journalists is dumb


 No.978566

File: 6de63f44b21f6ce⋯.png (165.06 KB, 748x747, 748:747, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 67f3ec8abce80ed⋯.png (188.67 KB, 756x1017, 84:113, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978567

>>978566

he leaked government documents

what did he expect to happen, a life free of surveilance?

idiot


 No.978568

having a head that large would be incredibly disadvantageous everyone always knows where your head is and where it's oriented no wonder they're just making him chase a tranny


 No.978569


 No.978570

File: 910f0ecf573acab⋯.gif (394.55 KB, 200x150, 4:3, 1464343590820.gif)

>>978556

dude same


 No.978571

>>978567

why misgender her


 No.978572

also i didn't know they were a tranny, they look like a girl enough from their avatar


 No.978573

>>978572

she is a girl


 No.978574

File: c994799e157d999⋯.png (244.68 KB, 669x516, 223:172, 1358496068562.png)

>>978572

>they look like a girl enough from their avatar


 No.978575

WARNING UNIRONIC GENDER DISCUSSION INCOMING


 No.978576

>>978575

just like in the good old day


 No.978577

>>978575

unnecessary


 No.978578

>>978574

I didn't particularly bother to scrutinize the avatar and without looking at it hard they fit a girl well enough


 No.978579

>>978578

because she is a girl

why are you still saying "they"


 No.978580

>>978579

fuck off jim


 No.978581

disgusting transphobe misogynists


 No.978582

File: bb2f295938c878f⋯.png (16.97 KB, 633x592, 633:592, tumblr_n1ixrdmbej1sr18seo2….png)


 No.978583

>>978582

this but unironically


 No.978584

Watching cooking shows is so depressing when you're hungry


 No.978585

File: 74aa019e6a924ab⋯.png (12.53 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 57642546-D822-4C39-9D8A-D0….png)

maybe watch out for both?


 No.978586

his chromosomes are XY

it doesn't matter that he's got tits now


 No.978587

really makes you *thunk*


 No.978588

>>978500

what did dirk do wrong other than being bitch in relationships

dirk never intentionally physically wounded any just characters

vriska made bec noir


 No.978589

>>978588

i dunno either

maybe they meant bro, too

which still doesn't make sense


 No.978590

>>978588

the relationship stuff is enough to put him in the same tier as the clown and vriska according to tumblr it seems


 No.978591

>>978586

>thinks it's only down to chromosomes

goddamn dude


 No.978592

>>978588

um, EXCUSE YOU, being emotionally fucked up and being somewhat controlling in a relationship is exactly as bad as mass murder and attempting to kill the universe


 No.978593

rev is lowkey redpilled


 No.978594

gamzee was a victim, also

blaming him, is like-

say a person is beating you to death with a microcephalic child. do you blame the child, or the person beating you with him?


 No.978595

Halo: Combat Evolved is next up

get into the stream


 No.978596

She coulda killed him tho


 No.978597

>>978594

people who put dirk and gamzee in the same category as eridan and vriska scare me tbh


 No.978598

>>978594

I didn't take you for a clown apologist sponge


 No.978599

File: 45af99aa1da0a7a⋯.mp4 (79.1 KB, 800x636, 200:159, got2bradical 05.mp4)


 No.978600

>>978597

gamzee's much closer to eridan and vriska than dirk


 No.978601

i wll not stand for gamzee apologizers in 2017


 No.978602

>>978589

that makes a little more since hussie decided bro gave dave beatings or some shit

>>978598

every bad thing he did is lord english's fault as i understand it


 No.978603

regular brain: gamzee wasn't a great person, and being under control of aranea only excuses him of the emotional abuse of terezi, basically

galaxy brain: gamzee was a victim


 No.978604

The clown killed 2 people and raised lord english


 No.978605

>>978586

it really isn't that simple, you might wanna look up androgen insensitivity syndrome


 No.978606

i'm not saying gamzee did nothing he's just a near mindless tool for an evil higher power

like farmer's kids that join the military


 No.978607

cloun apologists must die


 No.978608

File: 7228e2748b5f620⋯.png (51.5 KB, 193x248, 193:248, 1498958517176.png)

>>978603

how does aranea mind control excuse him abusing terezi?


 No.978609

>>978602

>hussie decided bro gave dave beatings

isnt the first time you see bro in [s] beatdown

he just decided it was ebin serious abuse


 No.978610

>>978608

aranea made him do it and gamzee was not responsible for his own actions at that point


 No.978611

>>978604

lord english(/cal) made him raise lord english

doc scratch got him to work for him from across the internet, like a mouthpic girl


 No.978612

>>978610

I don't remember any indication of that in the comic


 No.978613

>>978609

i remember they took that angle but i can't remember if anything else was implied

fuck that dialoguelog, by the way


 No.978614

>>978606

he raised caliborn

doesn't that make him the farm kid's dad


 No.978615

>>978609

>he just decided it was ebin serious abuse

this was retarded as shit

god I hate the last few acts


 No.978616

>>978610

>aranea made him do it


 No.978617

>>978614

he's simultaneously the farm kid's dad and son

and, at some point somehow, part of the farm kid or something


 No.978618

>>978613

stridercest discourse was too powerful


 No.978619

literally everything that happened was necessary


 No.978620

>>978615

remember when dave and john were finally in the same place as each other and there was actual hope for a conversation

hhahaahAHHAHA


 No.978621

karkat should have killed gamzee


 No.978622

remember when homestuck was good? me neither.


 No.978623

Vriska should have killed Terezi


 No.978624

the trolls should have never been main characters


 No.978625

Joey should've been the main character!


 No.978626

i'm dressed as a giant larva monster wearing a cape made of shadows and wielding a super shotgun

starbound is fun! FUN!


 No.978627

homestuck was a mistake, we should have gotten the midnight crew instead


 No.978628

>>978627

>MC/Felt romance

ewwww


 No.978629

File: 0f6a5e55aa40aa9⋯.png (186.45 KB, 700x358, 350:179, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978631

he he he

oral


 No.978632

>>978630

you gotta do it


 No.978633

>lost 7 pounds this week

the not eating diet strikes again


 No.978634

>>978633

don't do that


 No.978635

I'll never forgive Hussie for ruining the Striders


 No.978636

>>978635

>ruining


 No.978637

>>978633

pls give your body food it needs it


 No.978638

>>978633

followed by a "pizza for dinner every day" strike


 No.978639

>>978636

<implying


 No.978640

the striders are good characters

just because they didn't turn out how you wanted or expected doesn't mean they aren't good characters


 No.978641

>>978640

>good characters

>homestuck

uhhh le


 No.978642

>>978641

there are barely any characters in homestuck, let alone good ones, but hussie clearly cared more about some of them than others


 No.978643

>>978629

is....is that a gumball wallpaper?

>>978630

>i really want to bail out tomorrow's oral exam

>

>should i call the professor one hour before the exam and tell her my car broke down? or withstand the awkward silence and semi-judgemental looks like a champ?


 No.978644


 No.978645

the only good alpha kid is roxy: the rest are shit.


 No.978646

File: 22ee66fab4f07c8⋯.png (1.19 MB, 1437x771, 479:257, 1358498709926.png)

>>978640

*were good characters

wait

*Dave Strider was a good character


 No.978647

File: 37fd5c097e7751c⋯.jpg (52.37 KB, 718x539, 718:539, DDwQX6RW0AEgFsG.jpg)

trump shitposting is inciting violence against the press

this, however, is perfectly fine


 No.978648

File: 8650d7227c25694⋯.jpg (87.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, DDwOqNVUQAE3hYv.jpg)


 No.978649

>>978647

just as fine as people lynching fake obamas, yea


 No.978650

and then viciously mocking his 11 year old son for being scared after seeing a model of his dad's severed head on tv

that's also fine

but god forbid he retweet a video of him beating up mcmahon with a ccn logo superimposed on his face


 No.978651

sako your contrarianism is showing again


 No.978652

>>978651

you clearly don't know what that word means so shut the fuck up and quit being a retard


 No.978653

File: f520adc4dea8812⋯.webm (1.88 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, when wil they learn.webm)


 No.978654

File: db2e3341bc13ffc⋯.jpg (69.24 KB, 306x331, 306:331, 1498963709785.jpg)


 No.978655

>>978652

have you tried not being a fucking idiot dude


 No.978656

>>978655

learn what the word means before you fucking say dumb shit on mongolian cheese making image boards

fuck off you inbred troglodyte


 No.978657

>>978647

do you not understand the difference between a comedian and the president


 No.978658

File: 23117704a3346c9⋯.jpg (34.85 KB, 277x277, 1:1, 16c063b2-c5a8-49df-9bf8-7a….jpg)

>>978657

>women

>comedians


 No.978659

>>978656

why are you so incapable of self awareness


 No.978660

File: 54f6e3c585b92ad⋯.jpg (57.3 KB, 540x305, 108:61, IMG_8704.JPG)


 No.978661

>>978659

why are you?

what compels you to say the dumb shit you do on 8ch.net/homosuck?


 No.978662

>>978658

top kek!!! xD


 No.978663

the president is literally only human and its ridiculous to hold in to this higher standard

shut the fuck up


 No.978664

>>978657

completely irrelevant


 No.978665

Imagine if this got classed as a threat and was the final straw that gets him impeached.


 No.978666

anyway, as always, the person I'm arguing with is retarded

your wonk-tier posts are something you should be deeply ashamed of and you should work to better yourself so you don't make bad posts like that ever again


 No.978667


 No.978668

>>978665

unlikely but there's always a hope


 No.978669

its legitimately babies first meme that isnt impact text on an image


 No.978670

>>978665

a dumb reason to get rid of a dumb presidency


 No.978671

I'm legitimately still astounded at how dumb some of you manage to be

you consistently reach new heights of jackassery and it's kind of impressive


 No.978672

>>978671

the irony


 No.978673

>>978671

>>978666

this is pretty funny coming from a moron who regularly throws tantrums on a venezualan underwater basketweaving board


 No.978674

funny how no one complained when obama retweeted the same thing but with fox news

makes you think


 No.978675

youre all idiots to varying degrees

but i still like all of u


 No.978676

>>978673

It has to be an east Asian country retard


 No.978677

>>978665

>impeachment again

only the house can raise articles of impeachment

the house is majority-republican

the only thing that would get trump impeached is something that the GOP didn't like

trump tweeting gifs is not something the GOP would want to impeach him for, you idiot

impeachment is only realistically possible after the DNC takes the House in 2018


 No.978678

>>978672

>>978673

you see?

it's incredible. How do you do it.


 No.978679

File: 5bdb5624f37375d⋯.gif (2.23 MB, 331x248, 331:248, 2vcvqs9.gif)


 No.978680

w-w-why are you being so mean to trumpy!!

he's just the president of the united states and in the process of removing health coverage from millions of people!!


 No.978681

This idiot still doesn't know what contrarianism means


 No.978682

File: 7faf9ebf28e6f81⋯.png (33.8 KB, 128x136, 16:17, 1480885958921.png)


 No.978683

is sako just mbg's bastard son


 No.978684

I never knew Sako was a MAGA man

He isn't as bad as I thought


 No.978685

he still hasn't demonstrated knowledge of the difference in "sketch by a comedian" and "an official statement from the president of the united states"

and frankly i don't think he's capable of doing so


 No.978686

>>978684

don't you ever fucking say that to me again


 No.978687


 No.978688

donald trump shitposting is just a prelude to him literally rounding up and gassing every single cnn employee


 No.978689

>>978687

it literally is not

it's not comparable


 No.978690

>>978664

dude how


 No.978691

>>978683

mbg is edgy 24/7

I think he's more like pom with his tantrums over stupid shit and lack of self-awareness


 No.978692

sako is literally parroting the white house talking points

it's like he got coached by sarah sanders herself


 No.978693

redneck: i hate niggers

POTUS: i hate niggers


 No.978694

>>978685

um, it wasn't an official statement, it was just a prank, bro!


 No.978695

>>978688

see this is the part where he says some obnoxiously dumb shit to pretend that's what anyone thinks, and to position himself as "the logical smart one"


 No.978696

>>978685

it's not a sketch, it's a still photograph (in the style of real execution videos and pictures coming out of a war zone but this bit isn't very relevant) and could very reasonably be interpreted as a threat

it's not an official statement, it's his personal twitter account posting literal 2002 tier meme that is in no way any capacity a threat or anything but an obvious joke


 No.978697

>>978689

it is literally completely irrelevant

donald trump posting a meme about him beating cnn is not at all comparable in violence to literally holding a model of his severed fucking head on television

I don't know what kind of brain damage you gave yourself when you tried to kill yourself over homestuck general but you should probably seek some sort of medical treatment for it, since it's impeding your ability to think rationally


 No.978698

>Don't you DARE say I support trump

>Defends trump on every single thing he's done


 No.978699

>>978697

>donald trump posting a meme about him beating cnn is not at all comparable in violence to literally holding a model of his severed fucking head on television

you're right, the former is much more serious as it's the president of the united states and the latter is some literally who comedian


 No.978700

mmmhhh i love heated broth


 No.978701

>>978696

>it's not an official statement

they have said multiple times that tweets by the president are official statements


 No.978702

>>978686

Welp, back into the cuck pile you go


 No.978703

uhhhhhhhh every single thing the president does is in official capacity once they're president they're no longer an autonomous person they exist only as a conduit for the government of the united states lol


 No.978704

He retweeted a gif of him beating CNN how is that "encouraging violence against journalists"

It's a WWE meme match how can you take that seriously


 No.978705

>>978699

imagine being so retarded you make this post


 No.978706

>>978704

ITS

WONK


 No.978707

being the president is hard......people treat you like youre insanely important......ALL the time


 No.978708

uhhhhhhhh obbama on jimmy kimmy late night tv during his presidency reading tweets is an official white house statement on the uhhhhhh

uhhhh putin giving a thumbs up to a topless woman is an official government statement from the russian government about titty being nice


 No.978709

>>978696

thing i like: funny joek

thing i dislike: obvious threat


 No.978710

wonk thinks wrestling is real


 No.978711

>>978697

the position and power of the person making the joke matters

the president making jokes about beating up journalists matters more than a comedian making jokes even about killing the president

the president is supposed to represent and protect the consitution, part of which is about protecting the right to a free press

a comedian makes jokes


 No.978712

wrestling is gay


 No.978713

mark wonk confirmed


 No.978714

i'm gay


 No.978715

>>978712

wrestling had robocop in it one time


 No.978716

>>978708

"The President is the President of the United States, so they're considered official statements by the President of the United States," Spicer said, when asked during his daily briefing how they should be characterized.


 No.978717

>>978703

you're joking but yes, that's more or less correct


 No.978718

THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF PROTECTING THE RIGHT TO FREE PRESS SHOULD NOT EVEN MAKE JOKES ABOUT ATTACKING THE PRESS

what the fuck is wrong with you people


 No.978719

>>978711

again

>Women

>Comedians

and again, how is this inciting violence

if you weren't actually brain damaged you'd be able to tell that it was very clearly about him "beating" cnn's fake news by winning the presidency anyway


 No.978720

>>978719

you really are a fan of his, huh


 No.978721

wonk is completely incapable of abstract thought

it's sad


 No.978722

what if trump's in it for retweets/likes and literally nothing else


 No.978723

>>978720

you really are retarded, huh?


 No.978724

>>978716

do you have a single source to back this up

it doesnt even matter because spicer doesnt speak for the president :)


 No.978725

>>978716

thats retarded from several angles


 No.978726

>>978725

and yet it is the official stance of the white house

so


 No.978727

>>978722

i totally get it

(You)s are addicting


 No.978728

>>978723

you sound like sarah huckabee sanders so i wouldn't be trying to insult anyone


 No.978729

is sako a misogynist?


 No.978730

>>978729

evidently


 No.978731

>>978729

women comedians being universally not funny does not make me a misogynist


 No.978732

literally who gives a shit. if the election has proved anything it is that the deck is rigged and nothing can stop the imperialist machine


 No.978733

>>978726

i shouldnt be surprised, this is a big flaw of the current administration - a big disconnect between several levels on top of a fixation on getting the media to report on constant bull Shit coming at a bad sacrifice of more professional channels to send out messages.

would be much smarter to leave the shitposting on personal account and Real Business on @potus. big mistake!


 No.978734

i agree, trying to characterize a gif of trump wrestling someone with 'cnn" shopped on is not "encouraging violence against the press"

it is rather indicative of his perspective on the free press though, which is worrying because he is the president

>>978731

you don't have to work so hard to convince us, we already know you're a misogynist


 No.978735

i agree, a gif of trump wrestling someone with 'cnn" shopped on is not "encouraging violence against the press"

it is rather indicative of his perspective on the free press though, which is worrying because he is the president

>>978731

you don't have to work so hard to convince us, we already know you're a misogynist


 No.978736

>>978731

...yes?


 No.978737

File: 8e612da9170af0f⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 520x385, 104:77, 8e612da9170af0f33554df8119….jpg)

was posting down?


 No.978738

I've never beaten Devil Survivor before

I'm on Day 6

is there actually a Day 7 or does it end when I beat the boss of this day?

also ()() is not a palindrome but )(() is


 No.978739

>>978724

>spicer doesnt speak for the president

i don't know if you're being stupid on purpose, but that's literally his job.


 No.978740

>>978737

apparently


 No.978741

>>978737

I didn't even realize I thought we were just dead


 No.978742

posting is still fucked

>>978738

there's a day 7, day 8 is the one that's only on the 3ds


 No.978743

>>978742

ah

I'll have to get the 3DS version once I have a modded one, then


 No.978744

>>978739

i think they were joking


 No.978745

>the Black General-san anime airs on some phone streaming app

what the fuck


 No.978746

File: 9a7176fb9f45716⋯.jpg (19.81 KB, 578x103, 578:103, damn.JPG)


 No.978747

>FLCL 2

🙏


 No.978748

>>978747

did it need a sequel?


 No.978749

>>978736

shut the fuck up retard

go watch more ebin comedy routines from that one fat chick that only talks about how smelly her pussy is


 No.978750

>>978746

literally who


 No.978751

sako really really wants you to know he's a misogynist


 No.978752

i dont think women comedians are inherently worse, i think it's more of that most comedians are shit, and there's less women ones that reach any popularity so you see the mostly shit ones and are like "yeah all women comedians are bad"


 No.978753

>>978750

the composer for hiveswap


 No.978754

>>978751

shut the fuck up you miserable brain damaged cunt


 No.978755

MY CUNT IS SO FUCKING RANK GUYS HAHA

IF YOU DONT THINK THIS IS FUNNY FUCK YOU MISOGYNIST


 No.978756

man, I can keep my Hecate, or fuse with a Divine Aniel to get a Vile Tao Tie

what should I do here

>Naoya's revelations of his plans for me

of course

Neutrality IS the only course

remove both supernatural forces from the equation altogether, to let mankind stand on its own


 No.978757

i think jo brand is a very funny girl.


 No.978758

>>978752

holy shit grant is being more reasonable than sako


 No.978759

File: 45ee630d9ead948⋯.png (25.02 KB, 271x257, 271:257, tumblr_orbolqpCVn1ue65n9o2….png)

>>978752

I used to watch hours of stand up comedy evey day and I can confirm this is true


 No.978760

i think jo brand is a funny girl


 No.978761

this kid is ''pissed'


 No.978762

Amy Shumer molested gunlad


 No.978763

>a piano cover of RSE music

what's the fucking point if it doesn't have the horns


 No.978764

Im having issues posting and it makes me mad.


 No.978765

>>978763

wait why did this post before my diatribe about sako

goddamnit if i try to post it again and it posts three times i'm committing sudku out of shame


 No.978766

*repleces your hrt pills with redpills*


 No.978767

>>978755

if you weren't such a blithering retard who loved strawmanning like this, you would realize there's a difference between thinking that vagina jokes aren't funny and saying "women are inherently not funny because they are women"

one of them is perfectly normal and acceptable and one of them is misogyny

and you believe the one that's misogyny

and that makes you a misogynist

QED


 No.978768

>>978758

is this really a feat though? I wouldnt be suprised anyone could be.


 No.978769

File: 59d2b8af632837a⋯.png (1.77 MB, 990x1322, 495:661, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978770

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>978763

i really need to play emerald again i know it's around here somewhere


 No.978771

>>978752

Schumer is LITERALLY garbage as a comedian, though.

She's resorted to stealing jokes from 20+ years ago because she's unable to write her own material.


 No.978772

>>978771

yeah, and?


 No.978773

>>978771

but the women she stole jokes from are actually funny.


 No.978774

>>978758

it ain't like that's surprising or anything


 No.978775

>>978773

>but the men she stole jokes from

FTFY


 No.978776

why is code monkey even code monkey when he just keeps breaking the site


 No.978777

more like uh

code donkey


 No.978778

in a month where i bought an xbone and two games by comcept, i'm suprised that tumbleseed is the one purchase i 100% regret spending money on


 No.978779

>>978767

>"women are inherently not funny because they are women"

>implying I said this


 No.978780

File: b09985aa92fa0a9⋯.png (360.31 KB, 1134x667, 1134:667, ClipboardImage.png)

>>978778

sounds better than anything on the bone, desu


 No.978781

is it another "wonk says I said things I didn't actually say" episode?


 No.978782

>>978779

you said all women are not funny, so like, yeah

how about you suck my cock instead of typing all these words, little boy

you're pedantic and any beliefs you hold are shallow at best, i'm not sure you've ever had an original thought


 No.978783

>>978779

>>978731

you really can't pull the "women are universally unfunny" thing and say "but it's not because they're women"


 No.978784

BLMLGBTQA+


 No.978785

and your taste in anime is shit

shit


 No.978786

>>978779

that's pretty much literally what you said


 No.978787

like, the first time sako said

>women

>comedians

i figured it was a joke

but when you say the exact same joke twice and then give the reason you think it's not a joke, like, game's up man, you probably mean it


 No.978788

>>978782

I literally

Factually

Never ever said that all women weren't funny

I said woman comedians weren't fucking funny

because generally, they aren't.


 No.978789

are you all illiterate or something?


 No.978790

File: d9bbe277ea2ab38⋯.jpg (21.21 KB, 236x354, 2:3, IMG_2126.JPG)

sako! you're a little bitch!


 No.978791

>>978788

oh, okay, well done, nice save there bucko


 No.978792

so dumb


 No.978793

so if women are just as capable of being funny as men, why aren't any of the funny women comedians?

is sako admitting there's a gender bias in jobs? does he want to open up a dialogue about the sexist hiring practices of comedy writing and standup?

that'd be pretty neat!


 No.978794

>women are bad at being comedians

>i didnt say women arent funny

arent comedians people being professionally funny?


 No.978795

>purposefully misinterpreting my posts and calling me stupid because of it

literally kill yourself you fucking mouth breathing shitheap


 No.978796

>>978791

it's not a nice save, he's full of shit

>>978788

look at this post >>978731

>universally

there is no save. there is no safety. sako is a quivering loose-lipped quim ready to graciously slurp every last drop of my gurt.


 No.978797

this kid is pissed


 No.978798

>>978795

this isn't even that gross of a misinterpretation and most likely wasn't even done out of malice, saying "women comedians aren't funny" can very easily be understood as "women aren't funny"


 No.978799

>>978793

hahaha this soapbox lookin nigga rite here


 No.978800

>Women comedians aren't funny

this then goes through wonk's retard brain and comes out as

>no women are funny

Because he's retarded, and apparently sponge is just as dumb as he is.


 No.978801

File: 5d5a8a1c1b1a636⋯.jpg (90.88 KB, 544x290, 272:145, 1499020620945.jpg)

>>978795

>women can't be good comedians

<wtf how could you interpret that as me saying women can't be funny


 No.978802

>>978796

>it's not a nice save, he's full of shit

(it was sarcasm)((everyone knows sako is full of shit but he's backpedaling so i figured we could just let this drop))


 No.978803

supple twinkhon conetits


 No.978804

File: 36f5071d6d83f84⋯.jpg (37.41 KB, 869x435, 869:435, every article about millen….jpg)

File: a73c1399f240d7c⋯.jpg (114.09 KB, 700x800, 7:8, everybody likes double spa….jpg)


 No.978805

>>978801

god how is it possible for someone to be so fucking stupid

aren't you ashamed of yourself?

how do you live like this?


 No.978806

*digs myself deeper and deeper into holes constantly*

yyou smarmy mouthed little git. you cheeky fucking bugger. you dumb ass fuck.


 No.978807

File: 0f28f31e3479bdd⋯.jpg (33.04 KB, 225x253, 225:253, IMG_2124.JPG)

>>978795

no mis, just interpreting

if you want us to do the favor of not "putting words in your mouth", why don't you do us the favor of not putting any words there in the first place?


 No.978808

>>978800

>>978801

it's not just me dude

i'm not your fucking boogeyman

everyone knows you're an idiot


 No.978809

>>978807

You don't need to constantly show me how retarded you are, I get it. None of you are capable of reading plain English.


 No.978810

hey sako read this post >>978793


 No.978811

>>978810

I don't care

at all

shut up


 No.978812

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

t. sako


 No.978813

>>978805

you pedantic little turd


 No.978814

>>978811

i'm trying to engage you in fruitful discussion, not argue with you! you brought up a really good point about sexist hiring practices!


 No.978815

File: fe44192a8761016⋯.jpg (22.9 KB, 225x225, 1:1, IMG_1965.JPG)

>>978809

yes, we're all the problem, not you. you're a good kid:)


 No.978816

sako, when the squad's roasting you like this, you gotta stop


 No.978817

>>978780

sunset overdrive and forza horizon 3 are great, but not system sellers. i'm chugging through gears of war remastered and it feels a bit dated, but the cover shooter fundamentals are incredibly solid>>978780


 No.978818

sako seems like a poster child for the dunning-kreuger effect


 No.978819

>>978818

epicly seconding this most epic notion


 No.978820

I'm not being pedantic, I just actually never said that women are inherently unfunny

You irritating little shits are just constantly looking for a fight so you decided I did in fact actually say that.

>>978815

learn to fucking read sponge


 No.978821

>>978818

what exactly did I claim to be an expert on you prancing shitbag


 No.978822

>>978818

imagine living like this


 No.978823

File: a2d75b460c6b7da⋯.jpg (44.51 KB, 326x619, 326:619, IMG_2048.JPG)

>>978802

we're not going to let anything drop.


 No.978824

okay seriously though, is there a collection of Ice T fake drug name screenshots I can browse for chuckles?


 No.978825

I think that one girl who married the guy from key and peele is pretty funny.


 No.978826

>>978820

what did you mean by saying "there are no funny women comedians" then

because either you were making a commentary about the fact that the entire comedy industry only hires unfunny women, ignoring all of the actually funny women

or you were saying women can't be funny and that's why there are no women comedians


 No.978827

"i never said women are inherently unfunny, i just said that women that are supposed to be funny are universally unfunny"

sako burdgunski


 No.978828

>>978820

you said women comedians are universally unfunny, the implication is there you dumbass. obviously you can't admit you've made a mistake, whether it was wording that post wrong or otherwise.

typical faggot dindu crossie


 No.978829

i was actually giving sako the benefit of the doubt

cuz if he really believed the first part of this post >>978826 he'd have to be even stupider and crazier than just being a misogynist


 No.978830

birdgunski, holy heck that's good. Do me next XLR


 No.978831

how upset is sako rn


 No.978832

learn to admit when you fucked up birdguns


 No.978833

Luigi's Mansion is on-deck boys, let's watch Our Lord at His best!


 No.978834

>>978831

must be close to telling everyone to commit suicide in every post he makes again


 No.978835

wow i cant believe sako is a misogynist.


 No.978836

>>978826

I meant that every popular female comedian isn't fucking funny

you vultures latched onto that and decided to hem and haw about how I was a muhsoggynust that hated wymen because I don't think that Samantha Bee or Amy Schumer are funny

holy christ you are all so fucking obnoxious


 No.978837

>>978832

I didn't fuck up you're just all actually retarded


 No.978838

>>978837

"the world is the problem, not me"


 No.978839

>>978833

is there another race this year? I remember there was a 3-way one last year or so and one guy was super in the lead but then he died so the 2nd place guy finished


 No.978840

>>978834

oh is that a thing

i thought he always resorted to

>>978837

yea there it is


 No.978841

>>978836

instead of clarifying your point you get mad and write stupid bull shit like the middle line of >>978836 and >>978837

>>978809

>>978805


 No.978842

I think what he meant is that liberals aren't funny


 No.978843

File: bf5b7dcc74f9f2b⋯.png (8.49 KB, 791x95, 791:95, 58b78a27f88dbdcae637d80613….png)

File: 129ef855c453c18⋯.png (7.03 KB, 807x83, 807:83, 277b04fef4653ac03aaaebe7f1….png)

>>978834

I cant wait till he starts getting creative and starts dishing out these type insults


 No.978844

most comedians in general aren't fucking funny

I've said multiple times in the past there are no good comedians and this didn't piss any of you off

you all just constantly itch for an internet argument to get into


 No.978845

>>978843

of course you bring skypenig shit here


 No.978846

>>978836

oh, that's what you meant? you meant to backpedal now that i made a point of how flagrantly inconsistent you're being?

i've got gallons of gurt ready for your slurping, bitch.


 No.978847

>>978839

I have no idea I've avoided the schedule so far SOMEHOW, I'm watching this shit live

I didn't even know what day it started until yesterday


 No.978848

>>978842

this also


 No.978849

>>978842

my god. your interpretation is correct.. It makes so much sense now.


 No.978850

>>978844

>you all just constantly itch for an internet argument to get into

you got me there ngl


 No.978851

🙈


 No.978852

>>978846

That's what I meant from the start you narcissistic little turd

You're not funny and your internet persona you've crafted for yourself isn't much better

shut the fuck up


 No.978853

>>978845

i mean its relevant in this case.


 No.978854

"you see, when i said that women comedians being universally not funny, i meant that popular female comedians are unfunny, you fucking retards"

-- sako "rumia is bae" burdgunzki


 No.978855

>>978835

are you kidding?

that's really not that unbelievable

>>978836

oh, is that what you meant?

when you said "female comedians are universally unfunny" you just meant popular mainstream female comedians

next time just say that you pedantic fuckwit


 No.978856

>>978852

we both know who would get voted off the island if it came down to the two of us. you expose your nigh-infinite spaghetti to us at least once a week now. and it's a lot funnier when i do it.


 No.978857

>most comedians arent funny

>but women comedians especially arent funny


 No.978858

Women are universally not.


 No.978859

i already made this post but im gonna say it again

when you make the

>women

>comedians

joke twice, and then argue that it's not a joke it's a fact, you're probably kinda sexist

even if you backpedal to "most comedians aren't funny" cuz if you meant that you would've just said it


 No.978860

>>978854

see I want to be mad at you for the dig at me posting lolis but I can't because you're more creative about it than most people


 No.978861

>>978856

but if we vote socks out it would get boring.


 No.978862

oh, i don't know sako, how many mouthpics have you harvested recently? none?


 No.978863

>>978859

I meant both

there are no good comedians

there are no good female comedians

there are no good male comedians

the "comedy" industry is a joke


 No.978864

i cant believe horsie wants to fuck amy schumer! you rabid incel dog!


 No.978865

>>978840

>>952957

ctrl+f "kill you"


 No.978866

>>978861

i'm not saying we should, i'm just epicly establishing dominance.

it seems sexual, doesn't it?


 No.978867

>>978863

but you didn't say that

and for someone who's so goddamned mad about people misinterpreting what you say and putting words in your mouth, you're pretty fast and loose with "what you meant"


 No.978868

>>978863

here's another retarded vague opinion


 No.978869

>>978867

you're right I didn't say that and I should have because it would have spared me from your autistic bullshit


 No.978870

>Don't put words in my mouth!

>B-but it doesn't matter what I wrote, it matters what I meant!


 No.978871

>>978868

That's not vague you braindead hedonist

shut the fuck up


 No.978872

>>978864

>not wanting to fuck a fat vaguely jewish girl


 No.978873

>>978844

>most comedians arent funny

>there are no funny male or female comedians

which is it?


 No.978874

>>978869

yeah it's kinda crazy how that works

if you don't want people calling you a misogynist try not to say misogynistic things!

the best way to do that is shut up and never speak again and go away

hop to it


 No.978875


 No.978876

>>978871

saying literally all comedians are not funny is pretty vague

has no comedian ever made you laugh? perhaps you're just a humorless autistic dreg.


 No.978877

also think about where he backpedaled himself into

he just had to say "no comedian ever is funny"

which is either something he expects us to believe he thinks, or something he actually thinks

and that's fucking sad


 No.978878

>>978876

Maybe no comedian is actually funny did you ever think of that


 No.978879

>i think black people suck

<racist

>i didnt say all black people suck just that niggers suck

<thats still racist

>what do you mean thats racist?


 No.978880

>>978876

>perhaps you're just a humorless autistic dreg

i think you're on to something


 No.978881

>>978877

name a comedian that's actually funny that isn't dead


 No.978882

>>978878

>>978844

since when did most mean all?


 No.978883

>>978881

>that isn't dead

why is that a requirement? because you realize that what you're saying is stupid as fuck?


 No.978884

>>978865

fucking hell sako

calm thy moobage


 No.978885

i like aggressive sponge more than the harvesting memer


 No.978886

>>978879

see but I never claimed I wasn't racist

I've openly said I hate turks and the chinese

many many times


 No.978887

Did I miss anyone, I'll remake it if I missed someone

http://www.strawpoll.me/13342250


 No.978888

sponge and sako beating their chests like gorillas trying to establish dominance

sako's anime figurines leaving him for sponge


 No.978889

>>978886

>hating chocolate bear

how?


 No.978890

(h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u) (h) (u)


 No.978891

and now, by asking me to name funny comedians, he'll just respond to whatever i say with "but they're not funny, and if you think they are, you're wrong"

which is like arguing evidence of evolution with a creationist

it's a battle of wits and he's unarmed


 No.978892

sometimes u have to take the l before u make it worse

u know


 No.978893

>>978891

why dont you actually post some funny comedians fucktruck


 No.978894

>>978887

the hussie flag is khan


 No.978895

>>978887

well of course sako's going to win during this shitfit


 No.978896

>>978887

>an shitposter


 No.978897

File: d1c6ffe5d4ad6ee⋯.jpg (43.68 KB, 298x220, 149:110, IMG_2134.JPG)

>>978878

no. i didn't. i think eric andre, sam hyde, howard stern, etc are funny

anyway, i'll be back in three hours. sako, beware!


 No.978898

>>978897

>eric andre

my nigga


 No.978899

>>978897

oh yeah no eric andre is funny

nevermind I was wrong


 No.978900

actually yea change my vote from wonk to khan, i wasn't paying attention and didn't know who he meant


 No.978901

File: 28542ed6c0b25cf⋯.png (268.12 KB, 550x309, 550:309, 369607c7aef951083cd374525d….png)

>>978891

how can he be unarmed with all those guns? If anything he is gunarmed

>>978896

HAHAHAAH RUSED


 No.978902


 No.978903

okay, sako is wrong by his own admission

nice, another victory for team "goddamn that fuckhead is annoying"


 No.978904

how many anons that aren't wonk are there anyway


 No.978905

>>978904

isn't there a br anon


 No.978906


 No.978907

>>978904

a fair amount


 No.978908

do I make more rounds or let the shitpost die


 No.978909

>>978906

chris christie has camel toe?


 No.978910

and honestly there's no reason not to wear a flag, it's become "en vogue" since khan came back


 No.978911


 No.978912

>>978901

>thinking sako ever owned or will own a gun


 No.978913

>>978908

the point was made, sako is the worst and we'd get rid of him if we could


 No.978914

bees


 No.978915

how improve posting quality?


 No.978916

File: b25d0ed0a6f1629⋯.png (132.85 KB, 691x574, 691:574, Cute Hulud.png)

>wonk wearing a flag again

legitimately amazing news


 No.978917

BEES


 No.978918

>>978915

just don't post


 No.978919

File: e6b3cd60841b44e⋯.png (247.06 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 6c5d782ed348295⋯.png (192.37 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8be9082953a79a5⋯.png (217.98 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

File: fe9d18d7e1ee5e7⋯.png (221.63 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>978916

don't worry the first time i forget to do it i'll just stop again


 No.978920

chris christie is

one thicc bih

lemme see that

grussy


 No.978921


 No.978922

I don't understand what this poll is even FOR


 No.978923

>>978919

incredible, I love it, keep up the good work thumbs up emoji


 No.978924

>>978922

I'm bored and I want to die


 No.978925

>>978922

"who would you vote off the island"

sako lost the first round, as expected, and now horsie is gonna keep going

i figured he would have a problem beating a dead horse


 No.978926

>>978922

vote off a poster from hsg mansion


 No.978927


 No.978928

>>978925

it's what I do every time I masturbate hey oh


 No.978929

i am also bored


 No.978930

yo use the hunger games simulator for this


 No.978931

>>978928

hahahahaha

you're going to jail for zoo-necrophilia you scum


 No.978932

my head is fuckin killin me


 No.978933

>>978932

tell it to keep up the good work!


 No.978934

>>978932

remember to stay hydrated


 No.978935

>>978930

I forgot that it existed. and I don't have pictures to use for everyone.

I guess I'll start over now.


 No.978936


 No.978937

>>978933

despite your insults i have no ill will towards you and think no less of you

>>978934

yeah i may need to drink more water


 No.978938

I wonder who voted for grant

hmmmmmmm


 No.978939

>>978932

fight back, don't be a pussy!


 No.978940

>>978937

thanks grant

also to be perfectly clear most of the insults i make are simply because i can't pass the oppurtunity for a joke

you'll know if i mean it, usually i swear a bunch

but thanks for being cool with my comedy g-man


 No.978941

camilo


 No.978942

all i wanna be is a clown and get a chuckle

im like statler and waldorf except significantly less funny


 No.978943

i need to work on throwing my belongings away before i move

but my head hurts im going to probably play pubg instead

im going to leave throwing away all of my shit until thevery last minute and fuck myself, same as it always is


 No.978944

File: e86357d51505b3f⋯.jpg (124.26 KB, 1200x849, 400:283, C3lgK5PVcAIl6uc.jpg)


 No.978945

File: fe3fb07b8925ba2⋯.png (68.71 KB, 437x730, 437:730, CIRNO MILK.png)


 No.978946

see this is the problem with putting on my flag

I start slipping back into my old wonk personality

if the transformation continues, I'll be high and telling you all about how really cool and intricate "all along the watchtower" is


 No.978947

>>978944

cirnos long, long fingers


 No.978948

>>978946

I really can't tell the difference


 No.978949

There's been exactly 1 funny woman born on this planet in history and that's Tina Fey

There are no good female stand up comedians


 No.978950

File: e5f0401b5cb91dd⋯.jpg (61.45 KB, 720x720, 1:1, absolutely haram.jpg)

>>978949

>Tina Fey


 No.978951

Amy Poehler is funny.


 No.978952

>>978950

30 Rock is epic


 No.978953

>>978951

you're funny


 No.978954

File: cf503edaf2c9f7f⋯.png (102.67 KB, 640x833, 640:833, IMG_2252.PNG)

This is epic

Maybe more military spending might be ok


 No.978955


 No.978956

In 2 years you'll be coming home from your day job at the Space Corps on your hoverboard to watch drone racing and beat off to vr porn


 No.978957

I can't figure out how to not have to use a full cast of 24 for the hunger games so fuck it.


 No.978958

automation at places like mcdonalds is going to kick ass because the computers wont fuck up as much as real people do


 No.978959

>>978954

>literal spess mehreens

worried


 No.978960

welp, there's DS dad


 No.978961

Tau when?


 No.978962

>>978959

Excited*


 No.978963

how long until space marines discover alien life and obliterate them


 No.978964

it's no exaggeration to say that f2p update caused the death of tf2


 No.978965

>>978949

i thought the girls from workaholics were funny


 No.978966

>>978964

i remember enjoying the f2p update at first because of how many new players made for easy backstabs

then i realised they weren't going away


 No.978967

>>978963

if you think about it, it's already happened


 No.978968

garlic bread pizzwich


 No.978969

File: 9bcbed79ea08c7f⋯.png (233.04 KB, 750x859, 750:859, IMG_2137.PNG)


 No.978970

File: ae620e6a3ca6b3f⋯.jpg (187.38 KB, 850x1022, 425:511, 1d5c11db-9ede-4f71-9d17-32….jpg)


 No.978971

>Destiny 2 on the Xbox One X will run at 30 fps

so......powerful.............


 No.978972

File: 4ec88d9263859c9⋯.jpg (63.36 KB, 468x391, 468:391, IMG_5580.JPG)

File: 54b7bfaf6f4464d⋯.png (26.52 KB, 442x459, 26:27, IMG_5895.PNG)

File: f72615377f44c99⋯.png (1.34 MB, 1200x1196, 300:299, IMG_5903.PNG)

File: 0665ca47460f502⋯.png (996.18 KB, 1900x1000, 19:10, IMG_5907.PNG)

File: 832430581f13bdd⋯.jpg (31.14 KB, 250x250, 1:1, IMG_5922.JPG)


 No.978973

>>978970

who's this shirt flirt


 No.978974

>>978969

you actually did it

you have hit rock bottom


 No.978975

File: 8d266471cf8e6a4⋯.gif (2.15 MB, 845x576, 845:576, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_dra….gif)


 No.978976

sako loves that big black cock


 No.978977

cuck


 No.978978

File: 5c2b3a69d35628a⋯.gif (642.36 KB, 845x634, 845:634, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_dra….gif)

File: c1c6d773ba1c6a7⋯.gif (1.32 MB, 1056x594, 16:9, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_dra….gif)


 No.978979

proud cuck


 No.978980

good thing they pixellated the dick


 No.978981

cuck boy


 No.978982


 No.978983

File: e0e1778017e7e0c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 38.52 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 1470669383217-0.jpg)

File: 58e0852c4af6898⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 39.93 KB, 650x476, 325:238, 1470669383217-1.jpg)

>>978976

>>978975

>>978978

I've had these pictures for a long time

I don't think I've had a reason to use them yet


 No.978984

>>978964

set it in motion? possibly

the game was at least playable up until mym


 No.978985

I need ur most impressive memes


 No.978986

>>978985

my memes are much too strong for you, traveler


 No.978987

>>978986

they're not for me


 No.978988

>>978986

poor them upon me. bathe me in your memes


 No.978989

File: 4426753a49195c0⋯.png (14.62 KB, 387x133, 387:133, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.978990

know what i remembered today

the boxcutter i used, i had used it to scrape a linoleum floor clean

i can't remember if i cleaned it or changed the blade lol


 No.978991

>he cleans his /b/oxcutters


 No.978992

a boxcutter would be a cool weapon to begin with in the very beginning of a game

the last one would be diverting an artificial suns power distribution or w/e to effectively turn it into a laser


 No.978993

did anyone see ex machina?

i want to bitch about it


 No.978994

Josh didnt invite drake to his wedding..... :(


 No.978995

>>978994

hello snowpoke


 No.978996

>>978995

wow that was 2 weeks ago wtf


 No.978997

I missed the first ten minutes of SotN D:


 No.978998

>>978996

on the interweb you gotta live in the moment

for example: today i sunburned my legs kyaking


 No.978999

god FUCKing damn it these homestuck fans are all 14 years old

i can't even turn on the mike, i'll be a goddamn pedo


 No.979000

>>978999

where u at?


 No.979001

do you think the average age of homestuck fans will keep dropping

eventually they all clock in at ~7 years old


 No.979002

>>979001

>Homestuck fans existing in the future


 No.979003

my little sister said there were a bunch of homestuck kids at her middleschool

she hates them


 No.979004

>the slow realization that the only way you'll lose your virginity is if someone literally grabs your dick

i hate myself!!!!!!!!!!

>>979003

your sister's smart


 No.979005

>>979004

you're iin luck

*grab2 diick2*


 No.979006


 No.979007

>>979004

thats a bad way to think


 No.979008

im so over coughing

i hate it

its miserable


 No.979009

holy shit guys, that was the most cinematic moment of my life


 No.979010

im so glad i wont have to play pubg on this pc much longer

decide to play a third round without restarting, game is a horrible slideshow and i spend the first 2 minutes hiding because the buildings are jello that i bounce off

i get a fuckin kar98 and a 4x, die to a dude because my game is struggling to chug along like chris christie after walking 30 feet


 No.979011

oh shit i'm sorry


 No.979012

>>979004

just stop caring

it'll happen when it happens

like, go with the flow man


 No.979013

>secret boss of kh 2.8 is shadow aqua

boreing...


 No.979014

>>979007

shut up sex haver


 No.979015

File: cbbea9e0319c727⋯.jpg (35.5 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 1496771530452.jpg)


 No.979016

who here is a virgin???


 No.979017

mickeys voice in 2.8 is very bad


 No.979018

>>978999

no but actually where are you

are you in some homestuck discord chat for children


 No.979019

>>979018

yeah it's the official homestuck discord


 No.979020

File: ed85cdb2c4f3ef5⋯.jpg (2.55 KB, 120x101, 120:101, this is a thumbnail.jpg)

>>979019

>official homestuck discord


 No.979021

>>979019

>official


 No.979022

so by the sound of it my neighbor's husband just broke up with her

she was screaming in the street

should i make her a cup of tea or something?

please don't say eggs


 No.979023

>>979022

make them a ham sandwich


 No.979024

>>979022

make her uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some egg tea lol


 No.979025

>>979023

i don't have any ham??

>>979024

dammit grant i need honest emotional input here


 No.979026

>>979024

actually made me lol


 No.979027

>>979025

ham sandwich sans ham


 No.979028

>>979027

i don't have any bread??

anyway i don't think i'll do it she'll smell the weed on me

what a dumb reason

and oh god what if she offs herself


 No.979029

ok my brain excuse is: i thought it was the neighbor's daughter and her boyfriend breaking up


 No.979030

>>979017

the squeaky ass voice of mickey mouse is some big shoes to fill

the new guys probably fuckin strangling himself straining his throat like that all the time


 No.979031

heres my actual advice

dont get involved


 No.979032


 No.979033

my advice: dress up as her husband and jump out of the bushes to scare her


 No.979034

File: 7380cb06613d0ec⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 107.88 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, IMG_2056.JPG)

>>979010

>kar98

>4x

i actually don't have a clue

>>979016

le me but maybe i'll lose it to this girl soon


 No.979035

>>979028

just bring her a plate with the condiments on it and tell her you were missing the ham and the bread.


 No.979036

>>979034

a uh karabiner 98k rifle with a 4 times magnification scopie


 No.979037

>>979031

good actual advice

i might add: turn your tv or w/e off so you can listen in and keep us epicly posted lol


 No.979038

aquas voice direction in kh2.8 is still really bad

i dont know who the fuck the voice directors are but they're dumb fucks, i know willa holland can do better


 No.979039

>>979036

oh okay that makes sense

now it sounds like a Video Game


 No.979040

okay im completely ignorant of everything kingdom heart related but is it actually called 2.8


 No.979041

uh


 No.979042

hmm


 No.979043

>>979040

no

it's Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue


 No.979044

>>979043

i can't believe this isn't a joke


 No.979045

>>979043

okay

why 2.8


 No.979046

all i know about kingdom hearts is that amazing fakeout they did at e3 one year


 No.979047

>>979045

because they've already released 2.5 but they haven't released 3.


 No.979048

I might have another dnd game

nice


 No.979049

>>979040

yea h lol

its a prologue thing for 3 and it features the only competent character in the series getting owned and trapped in dark world for years

all she wants to do is get back to the 2 massive retards she calls friends, sad!


 No.979050

>>979049

>only competent

who is xehanort and evil sora


 No.979051

File: 6f58d9daf563b1a⋯.png (143.01 KB, 500x555, 100:111, IMG_2142.PNG)


 No.979052

I've decided my character is basically going to be the main character of Yojinbo

down to having the same name

because I'm retarded and I just want to learn how to play again


 No.979053

so is the Gin route the only "neutral" one?


 No.979054

>>979053

i mean

theres the yuzu one


 No.979055

>>979054

>Desperate Escape is a bad ending


 No.979056

>>979055

it's neutral in that you don't fuck with angles or demons :)


 No.979057

>>979051

bad comic


 No.979058

I still can't get over Osamu Tezuka being a furry into TG porn


 No.979059

TF, I mean


 No.979060

GETTYSBURG, Pa. ― A few hundred armed militia group members, Sons of Confederate Veterans, Ku Klux Klaners, supporters of President Donald Trump, and other self-described patriots descended upon the Gettysburg battlefield Saturday to defend the site’s Confederate symbols from phantom activists with the violent far-left group Antifa.

Some carried semi-automatic rifles ― permitted in Pennsylvania ― as they peered out across the battlefield with binoculars, on the lookout for the black-clad, face-masked anti-fascists, anarchists and socialists they said they had heard were traveling to the national park to dishonor Confederate graves, monuments and flags.

Although many came expecting violence ― even after Antifa made it clear its adherents never planned to show up ― the only bloodshed came when a lone militia group member accidentally shot himself in the leg.


 No.979061

sorry for what?


 No.979062

o my rubber nen


 No.979063

File: 228b5fb1c438577⋯.jpg (39.7 KB, 500x440, 25:22, deviantart.jpg)


 No.979064

File: 9ebad6a9d8478fc⋯.jpg (94.15 KB, 800x533, 800:533, get in loser we're resolvi….jpg)


 No.979065

o my rubber ben


 No.979066

okay so i used to have constant bouts of suicide ideation since i was in middle school. literally every 10 minutes i thought about offing myself. at best it was twice a day. at worst it was constant. its been like that for the past 9 years. then i go get help a few months ago after finally realizing that this isnt healthy and i go to a psychaitrist who gave me a psychologist recommendation and a low dose of anxiety meds. i was ready for 4 years of constant work to fix it and suddenly its all gone. I have maybe 1 thought about it every other day. ive gone a whole week without it multiple times.

and what i hate the most is that i cant even remember the pain i was in even though i know i was in pain for nearly 10 years. Im kinda scared that ill fall back into the pattern of constant suicide ideation if i dont remember how terrible it felt. i dont want to go back. but i feel like its always looming over my shoulder...


 No.979067

>>979064

doing this but completely unironically


 No.979068

File: 0be87b284850486⋯.jpg (72.1 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1363034517096.jpg)

>>979067

I really doubt somebody would do that ironically


 No.979069

being your own god is the final redpill


 No.979070

>>979069

>he hasn't yet taken the greenpill


 No.979071

that girl with all the tattoos and the big butt seems really interested me

i think that's cool


 No.979072

i cant do it

i'm bailing the fuck out


 No.979073

sponge the kind of guy to snapchat him losing his virginity


 No.979074

>>979072

do what


 No.979075

thats my perception


 No.979076

i take back what i said about all the summons being shit except tinker bell

bambi is fucking amazing for getting crafting materials

i even got 1 of the 0.2% drop items as well, i'll try getting the second one later


 No.979077

>>979073

ngl i absolutely am


 No.979078

warframe is fun and everything in it looks cool


 No.979079

Doesn't Snapchat only let you do videos for ten seconds?

Yeah that would be perfect for sponge to lose his virginity on lol


 No.979080

File: 763627f236dd738⋯.jpg (41.36 KB, 586x607, 586:607, 1498789429461.jpg)


 No.979081

>>979079

the sad truth of this is that never has a girl physically made me cum. i take forever


 No.979082

>>979012

"don't give a fuck xlr" is a self-sabotaging fuckwit who sent a dick pic to one of the two people who had a crush on him and was a clingy idiot to the other, so no thanks


 No.979083

File: 540b47845a76440⋯.jpg (89.79 KB, 750x1234, 375:617, IMG_2110.JPG)

<i'm supposed to go on a date tomorrow


 No.979084

>>979083

get your gurt slurping shoes on boy


 No.979085

>>979084

i'm wearing my gurt-proof vans tomorrow


 No.979086

<nice shoes babe

>thanks, they're gurt-proof


 No.979087

>>979060

>the only bloodshed came when a lone militia group member accidentally shot himself in the leg.

lol


 No.979088

>overleved guy trying to talk to me in this match

lol just play the game and leave me alone


 No.979089

>min min's special ability charges her left ARM when she lands a throw

>the left ARM stays charged until she falls

>electric arms disable both ARMS when fully charged, which can lead to a free throw if the initial hit is timed correctly

does this feel exploitable to anyone else?


 No.979090

>>979082

waifu and....


 No.979091

🐀


 No.979092

>>979088

>not being cordial in warframe

unepic


 No.979093

File: b35d3b3db03fadc⋯.png (387.26 KB, 735x828, 245:276, 1499027204403.png)

the renaissance of platform games porn


 No.979094

>>979090

a chubby girl who touched me pingy at college during a party


 No.979095

https://exhentai.org/g/948966/f0094356f2/

any decent zelda fan would read this


 No.979096

his pingy!


 No.979097

i haven't gotten my weiner touched since texas

the last time i kissed a girl was about six months ago and we were both fucked up lol


 No.979098

File: 3982fda40ddac6b⋯.jpg (18.93 KB, 260x260, 1:1, IMG_2149.JPG)


 No.979099


 No.979100

>>979099

nice

i actually have le historia sitting somewhere


 No.979101

>>979094

hey that's way better than what i got


 No.979102

it started raining really hard outside

this'll be good for my pumpkins


 No.979103

>>979092

he was treating me like ive never played a videogame before


 No.979104

>>979103

oh

i usually give off some kind of xXXDDDddd around those people

like a squid with ink


 No.979105

>this is the merchant faction

>you'll notice they use robots a lot

uhhh thanks the tutorial i just played told me that


 No.979106

goo night hsg


 No.979107

he was also going ahead of me and oneshotting everything

let me play the game bxtch.......................


 No.979108

>>979105

tell him the corpus are actually the jew faction


 No.979109

File: 83c506b4b14eb31⋯.png (731.17 KB, 1420x918, 710:459, bb2070a560e2328f8fee83ce07….png)


 No.979110

>>979108

blocked


 No.979111

>>979103

he thought you were a girl and that you'd send him nudes if he helped you out


 No.979112

>people on pubg telling me this isn't an asmr game

im ready to revive this dying business


 No.979113

Shitposting Echo Chamber ASMR 18+


 No.979114


 No.979115

Aradia Megido asmr scrubbing horns with a toothbrush 18+


 No.979116

ASMR playing homestuck voice acting through cheap laptop speakers several meters away in another room 18+


 No.979117

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

kino


 No.979118

File: 2d51e0569b1606a⋯.jpg (28.39 KB, 500x491, 500:491, neat.jpg)


 No.979119

File: aa36ac5a305c616⋯.jpg (65.04 KB, 241x331, 241:331, img000031.jpg)

this guy draws porn too, right?


 No.979120

beans for dinner again


 No.979121

>>979120

little tiny piss beans??


 No.979122

File: fa8a9046e420bfc⋯.png (232.29 KB, 491x553, 491:553, fengxian is confused.png)


 No.979123

File: 70a9fc90ff025da⋯.png (851.37 KB, 798x1038, 133:173, img000006.png)

mmmmmh what did she mean by this?


 No.979124

>>979122

its shitto


 No.979125

File: 1b06393564714cc⋯.mp4 (1.72 MB, 406x720, 203:360, 55068387.mp4)

Im this dead inside.


 No.979126

File: 5832e82dde0b5c4⋯.jpg (100.84 KB, 640x853, 640:853, IMG_8719.JPG)

hype


 No.979127

i have no good excuse for not having seen gurren lagann tbh


 No.979128

File: 2a29066ea8c1987⋯.jpg (27.23 KB, 414x275, 414:275, 1499053299277.jpg)

>Smug Wendy's | Another Typical Short-Lived Meme, But...Legendary, Somewhat


 No.979129

>>979128

is it already dead


 No.979130

memes dont die


 No.979131

they god tier ;)


 No.979132


 No.979133

File: 95468272c31e7d2⋯.png (35.74 KB, 863x567, 863:567, chrome_2017-07-03_18-37-15.png)

WE


 No.979134

are the crystal gems


 No.979135

i havent watched steven universe since i stopped posting here lmao


 No.979136

>>979135

they introduced new gems that are really shit except for the western cirno with the big ass and the hot sapphire


 No.979137

File: b5c46a3c0b8dd94⋯.png (28.01 KB, 165x332, 165:332, SkinnyJasperbyDavi.png)

>>979136

they all look comically terrible i forgot how bad the character design was


 No.979138

>>979137

no fuck you dont insult skinny


 No.979139

One defective Jasper's hole in the Beta Kindergarten is briefly referred to as "skinny"


 No.979140

File: 8208987b4a41064⋯.jpg (746.75 KB, 1534x2048, 767:1024, adjust your glasses.jpg)


 No.979141

>>979136

the zircons were all right


 No.979142

File: e3c29cfe19325a5⋯.jpg (46.38 KB, 540x508, 135:127, 1491957731683.jpg)

idea: an edit of this with aquamarine but instead it's "shoot your goo my dad"


 No.979143

weed in the morning -- sailors take warning!!


 No.979144

File: dd135df0cbabd3d⋯.jpeg (128.28 KB, 804x768, 67:64, see yall on the other sid….jpeg)

>sgdq is still going

holp shit i'm about to ji-

>it's spyro


 No.979145

>>979081

dude stop jerking off


 No.979146

(to the tune of "i like to move it")

Woman! Physically cum, physically cum,

Physically, physically, physically cum!


 No.979147

>>979144

it just started yesterday, and it's a week long


 No.979148

File: d2af926ffc3ad99⋯.jpg (9.96 KB, 169x240, 169:240, 1467627003571.jpg)

*makes a woman mentally cum by explaining to her the Farscape timeline*


 No.979149

all these dude's so focused on bustin that physical nut

they gotta focus on that emotional nut too


 No.979150

File: e7604f482f60ca4⋯.png (376.52 KB, 588x588, 1:1, gotta work.png)


 No.979151

>ywn bust a fat emotional nut on an aradia cosplayer's shitty polystyrene horns


 No.979152

>>979151

why are you aiming for the horns when the face is right there


 No.979153

*clones hsg*


 No.979154

>>979152

it has to be on the horns

also the horns have to be really shitty or else i cant be satisfied


 No.979155

*brushes clone!HSG's hair*


 No.979156

>a condesce cosplayer will never repurpose one of her horns into a strap on and peg you with it


 No.979157

>Some site called gamerguide has a good walkthrough

>Use it for a few weeks

>"Thank you for using your free trial! Pay $20 to continue reading our guides"

>Google another one, find one on gamefaqs

>It's literally the exact same one but without pictures

>They copied someone else's work wholesale and then tried to sell it

the no-good jews


 No.979158

>>979154

okiedokie then


 No.979159

>>979127

get on it bud

>>979122

is this from the GoT-inspired Romance of the Three Kingdoms show thats really big in China right now? some of the Chinaboos I know were talking about it the other day

>>979143

ARE YE READY KIDS

>>979149

thats where I'm at

like I buy a lotta streetwalkers

but the heart yearns for more ;_;

also 15 pounds lost

i must work harder

also I've been a good boy and stayed outta politics shitposting for awhile, someone give me a pat on the head


 No.979160

File: 1c27988902170dc⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 183.03 KB, 480x360, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>>979159

i can do better than a pat on the head for that


 No.979161

also congrats on the weight, good job


 No.979162

need to think of more elaborate cosplay greentexts

>a (vriska) cosplayer will never rub her shaved head on your dick

dammit that's terrible, i can do better


 No.979163

>>979160

>>979161

<3 :3 :3 :3 uwu~


 No.979164

i had a reeeeeeeeeeeal itch to wade in during that CNN/WWE discussion earlier

but then i just got high instead lol

>tfw when no meulin gf


 No.979165

File: 519f986dcffe459⋯.jpg (1.49 MB, 1800x1450, 36:29, original drawn by bai yeme….jpg)

I still need to lose like 30-40 pounds


 No.979166

>>979164

>tfw no double titjob between some itty bitty kitty titties and some big fat cat tats


 No.979167

File: da4a6bc4ae001a6⋯.jpg (86.96 KB, 480x480, 1:1, SkypePhoto_20161112_110916.jpg)

>battleborn is over 44 gbs


 No.979168

<3

ebin


 No.979169

File: dfb93a839746936⋯.jpg (40.71 KB, 500x660, 25:33, 1497911068454.jpg)

>>979167

>battleborn


 No.979170

>>979162

i feel like the key to these sorts of shitposts is subtlety and sense memory, i.e.

>you'll never run your fingers through a vriska cosplayer's freshly-clipped hair as she tugs on your dick


 No.979171

>>979164

lucky you

>>979166

gogdan


 No.979173

>>979170

>freshly clipped

w8 are we talking Vriska or (Vriska), Meenah's under8ge gillfrond


 No.979174


 No.979175

>>979170

alright let me try

>you will never smash your cock through a latula cosplayer's skull, killing her instantly

man you made it look easy


 No.979176

>>979173

(vriska)


 No.979391

>>979095

is this Pig




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