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File: 6beab164a881625⋯.jpg (68.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 6beab164a881625db9b7845bed….jpg)

 No.983483

 No.983487

>>983481

>save the best for last

but cletus

you're trailer trash and i'm a high breed tranny


 No.983488

File: 8036ad47b72ffec⋯.png (1.05 MB, 799x900, 799:900, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983489

little nightmares looks like a pretty good game


 No.983490

File: 28bcfa0d257448d⋯.png (371.21 KB, 571x772, 571:772, __hayasaka_mirei_idolmaste….png)

hey cletus, don't fuck kids


 No.983491

namefag genocide


 No.983492

shit you can't see her legs in that one

looks like cletus is gonna pop a stiffy


 No.983493

File: 225befa6c96cddd⋯.gif (309.06 KB, 460x351, 460:351, 1383850518160.gif)


 No.983494

>>983491

the flagfags are way worse


 No.983495

>2 sick nasty "callout" posts

it's so easy to get him mad! sad!


 No.983496

>>983495

le who?


 No.983497

File: 0a16f9b498f5bd0⋯.png (791.6 KB, 1024x897, 1024:897, DEWWUoBVoAE-rMU.png)

I'm going to make softboiled eggs

I'm probably going to fuck this up somehow


 No.983498

i wonder if they'll press charges when they catch me stealing food from work


 No.983499

File: 01ea80b8ddcc874⋯.gif (406.02 KB, 320x240, 4:3, IMG_2404.GIF)


 No.983500

>spongelord finally realizing he'll have to settle for a hambeast


 No.983501

>>983498

just give them the old "starving lunatic" defense


 No.983502

the eggs i tried to boil were already cooked


 No.983503

>>983498

>stealing from your job


 No.983504


 No.983505


 No.983506

i fucked up so bad that the thing i tried to cook

was already cooked


 No.983507

>>983506

but the question on everyone's mind is:

do you suck cocks


 No.983508

>>983507

I've only ever sucked my own


 No.983509

>>983508

youre too much of a chunk tub for me to believe that ever actually happened


 No.983510

>>983509

i wasnt always fat

i miss being able to suck myself off


 No.983511

what a fag


 No.983512

how bout that spicy new shia

also are the retarded faggots gone

aka literal cp poster crossie and transgutterslut


 No.983513

also lol at shia talking in AAVE and calling a black lady cop a race traitor

also im pretty sure he dropped a nigga or two in there


 No.983514

>>983512

for now


 No.983515

"you're puttin' an innocent bl-....white man in fuckin' jail"

does

does shia labeouf think he is literally black


 No.983516

is shia trying to use his white privilege to get outta jail smh


 No.983517

File: d4cedcb84812f3e⋯.jpg (397.87 KB, 1600x912, 100:57, IMG_20170711_225832.jpg)

verdict: the eggs sucked until i put an assload of salt on them


 No.983518

File: dd03f8d7eac4daa⋯.jpg (48.73 KB, 750x368, 375:184, IMG_20170711_103821.jpg)

File: fe997c76e13b316⋯.jpg (46.33 KB, 780x468, 5:3, IMG_20170711_103815.jpg)

>BIG ASS

<EAT BALLS


 No.983519

File: 24de527c52155b5⋯.jpg (39.22 KB, 302x464, 151:232, large.jpg)

File: da39d44e5410a03⋯.jpg (32.21 KB, 267x274, 267:274, 1473030251582.jpg)

>salting ramen


 No.983520

>>983519

salting the egg you r*tard

i did put a little soy sauce in there though


 No.983521

File: 5d1c0ed85f60596⋯.png (336.06 KB, 869x206, 869:206, ClipboardImage.png)

we killed the wrong sister


 No.983522

>>983521

wtf I love marie now


 No.983523

>>983521

I always knew Marie was the best girl


 No.983524

Salt is straight addicting though, I totally can see how some people get health problems from it despite them being vegetarians just from overusing seasonings on said veggies and not realizing it


 No.983525

>>983521

at least there's one redeeming aspect of her


 No.983526

sako can you see any of this storm?


 No.983527

>>983526

I don't think there's anything over here right now


 No.983528

It's actually bretty gud here in Rot-chester, I'm smoking a bowl on my porch and looking at this pretty orange moon 🌙🌙🌙


 No.983529

Selling my dsi if anyone's interested


 No.983530

Do you guys ever listen to your local police dispatch

So far I've heard about two homeless fistfiting in the park, a search for a dude with warrants, a stabbing, and a lost child found walking alone at quarter to one


 No.983531

>>983530

i probably would but i don't have the means and/or knowhow

i'd like to see that homeless fight


 No.983532

>>983531

A lot are on public broadcast bands so it's usually just a Google away


 No.983533

>>983530

misread fistfighting as fisting twice


 No.983534

fistfiting


 No.983535

i was wondering why frank silva didn't come back for the new season

probably because he died in 1995 :(


 No.983536

File: b6ca06c549897b6⋯.jpg (82.82 KB, 500x523, 500:523, 97fc0ef19f0515dadd4d8c4e2f….jpg)

tfw officially broken up with my second gf


 No.983537

i could have a gf

i could have a gf


 No.983538

>>983536

thats why you have a backup gf


 No.983539

breakups aren't that bad when you're poly because you've still got people to turn to

tbh


 No.983540

File: ccf02c8ff864261⋯.jpg (290.28 KB, 697x1043, 697:1043, IMG_2398.JPG)

>i'm poly


 No.983541

File: d43906eb10d340a⋯.png (1.39 MB, 1863x2043, 207:227, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983542

>>983538

it's unfair to call her a backup gf

i loved the shit out of both of them

though i slowly started loving the one i'm still with more because my ex kept doing shit that hurt me and made it hard to connect with her


 No.983543

>>983542

was joke, i know how poly is

i'm sorry to hear that ex was doing that, but hey, that's why she's an ex huh


 No.983544

>>983542

>my ex kept doing shit that hurt me and made it hard to connect with her

don't get relatable, now


 No.983545

lemme smell yo dick


 No.983546

File: a345da71e82516d⋯.jpg (198.17 KB, 789x1199, 789:1199, DEDmz2vVoAAtS6Z.jpg)

i think I might just be incapable of being anything but monolingual


 No.983547

that or I need to find a different way to study japanese


 No.983548

it made me sad when i realized every time she called me a brat, she was probably getting off on it and didn't mean to hurt my feelings

i've never been that great at playing along. i've always wanted to play my own game.


 No.983549

>>983543

i still love her i guess but holy shit i cannot put up with this

you can't.... break up with someone and then tell them 'nothing has to change'

i'm not letting you use me for casual flirting lol

>>983544

>spongelord has feelings

it's......... epic..........


 No.983550

>>983548

>not wanting to be called a brat

what

that is TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY my fetish


 No.983551

>>983549

yikes lol

i know that feel

>>983548

sponge if what she did to get off hurt you, then she shouldn't have done it

if you aren't both into it or at least okay with it, it's just gonna end up hurting someone

so like, don't feel too guilty


 No.983552

>>983550

she did it in a really mean way sometimes, i thought

i guess i'm just a brat lol


 No.983553

>>983551

there was the whole pressuring me to pleasure her thing too which is decidedly Not Cool

also i just heard the door open


 No.983554

i think it's just the wind but now i'm on edge


 No.983555

>>983553

>pressuring me to pleasure her thing

yeah that's gonna be an Absolutely Bad Thing

also don't spoop me, you'd better not get got


 No.983556

it was weird because the garage was totally closed so i don't know how the wind would've gotten to it


 No.983557

>he can dehumanize women but can't handle being called a brat


 No.983558

>before we were dating, flirt with gf and get huge crush on her and she starts dating someone else which made me really fucking depressed

>broke up with her gf and started dating me, mentions 'thinking about devoting herself to her ex' a few weeks after we start dating

>was suicidal for a little while and kept saying she was going to kill herself the next day

and now this

>>983552

>tfw your ex told you she was going to beat you and you got off to the idea


 No.983559

>>983557

yeah but this was happening eye are ell


 No.983560

don`t die sponge


 No.983561

>>983559

are those people you post here not real


 No.983562

the ghost of vfan gets her revenge


 No.983563

tfw vfan will never beat you and call you an ugly tranny

why live?


 No.983564

>>983561

they're real but there aren't any hurt feelings


 No.983565

File: 41b03a41c435035⋯.png (208.33 KB, 540x540, 1:1, IMG_8848.PNG)

mmmm mayo


 No.983566

File: 7380cb06613d0ec⋯.jpg (107.88 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, IMG_2056.JPG)

anyway i'm trying to trick this girl into falling in love with me


 No.983567

i want to trick a girl into bullying me


 No.983568

>>983565

chaotic evil should be chocolate syrup or something


 No.983569

>>983565

>you like all the evils

is this bad


 No.983570

chaotic neutral motherfucker


 No.983571

bbq being used to represent only one kind of sauce is mortal folly

there are so many kinds of barbecue sauces


 No.983572

>>983568

that should be chaotic good, chocolate would be actually good

mayo is shit


 No.983573

>This album is downloadable for free - as we do not want pirates to profit from this music.

this is some expanding brain meme shit


 No.983574

File: 2cd60fb6285c125⋯.jpg (3.74 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, IMG_20170711_233504.jpg)

Finally

A way to not be killed by the hordes of underage children in GTA:O


 No.983575

light miracle whip > gayonaise


 No.983576

File: fda0184f15bc926⋯.png (134.28 KB, 369x405, 41:45, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983577

goo night hsg


 No.983578

File: a2f98c6b0dac25f⋯.jpg (140.13 KB, 640x887, 640:887, IMG_8850.JPG)

this is the worst thing ive ever seen and i cant stop staring


 No.983579

>>983576

tfw virgin

;_;


 No.983580

File: fed124a8dcda420⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1280x1262, 640:631, ClipboardImage.png)

hsg comes over.png


 No.983581

>>983578

Gesundheit.


 No.983582

>>983580

>rumble your madcatz

i gotta use that one


 No.983583

File: b88e0f603e7263f⋯.jpg (47 KB, 592x344, 74:43, IMG_8851.JPG)


 No.983584

>>983583

hey dude at least he's not hilary clinton lol

at least he didn't hide the emails


 No.983585

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hey watch this drunk idiot brandish a stolen pistol and take 4+ shots to the chest while on a riding lawn mower


 No.983586

>>983585

rather not thanks


 No.983587

>>983586

he actually walks away from it believe it or not

he even mutters one last "ah motherfucker" as he stumbles away offcam


 No.983588

File: bad5258c26296ab⋯.jpg (62.05 KB, 640x592, 40:37, IMG_8852.JPG)

>>983584

mark is a three star general btw


 No.983589

File: 5c45350ddaa02e0⋯.jpg (809.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [project-gxs] Monogatari -….jpg)


 No.983590

>>983588

Did he just imply she might be in danger of being killed

OVER A TWEET?!


 No.983591

>>983590

no? a political future numbnuts, like, a future of being taken seriously


 No.983592

File: 6e061c269a7ba65⋯.jpg (59.92 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1467323044775.jpg)

>politicsposting at 3am on a wednesday


 No.983593

>wonkposting ever


 No.983594

>>983592

im wired, if it crosses my dash im gonna post it here, fun stuff or politics

also it's midnight


 No.983595

File: 84d9fc2c41a2d91⋯.png (256.92 KB, 637x474, 637:474, IMG_8853.PNG)

File: ab6b49ffea0ee5d⋯.png (8.26 KB, 581x69, 581:69, IMG_8854.PNG)

>>983593

it's not wonkposting when i do it

it's just posting


 No.983596

you all like piss


 No.983597

>>983596

would you let a cute girl pee on you


 No.983598

>>983597

yea when can you come over


 No.983599

I want to strap jemma to my torso so I can fuck her all day as I go about my yard work


 No.983600

>>983598

>anon calls you cute

w-wow

i'll come as fast as i can


 No.983601

ok yeah i want none of this


 No.983602

>>983600

BQ is cuter


 No.983603

>>983599

yardwork is pretty decent

>show a trans friend a before and after bodypic comparison

>first thing she does is compliment how toned your belly used to look

>>983602

who's BQ


 No.983604

File: 03725f2c9ffaecd⋯.png (3.88 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

i can't believe this.


 No.983605

>>983603

Look up jemma

Also someone post BQ


 No.983606

File: c1b8638b99cf8ca⋯.png (4.02 MB, 2880x1800, 8:5, ClipboardImage.png)

i can't believe this.


 No.983607

>>983605

there's a lot of jemmas

i just get a bunch of girls


 No.983608


 No.983609

I didn't understand the appeal of Futaba

then wesley started posting pictures of her

wanna fugg


 No.983610

>>983609

futaba is like, 12


 No.983611

>>983610

no she isnt.


 No.983612

>probably gonna be homeless again in a few months

probably gonna kill myself first though

>>983606

they said kek in life is strange too


 No.983613

File: 50f4f38447c630d⋯.png (765.76 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __kurusu_akira_morgana_and….png)

need a gf like this


 No.983614

except fuck that stupid gay cat

I fucking hate him


 No.983615

>>983607

Suicide Girls jemma


 No.983616

>>983611

futaba is literally 6 years old, she says "this many" if you ask her how old she is

futaba gets the child discount when she goes to the movies and museums

futaba shops exclusively in the junior's section at uniqlo


 No.983617

>>983615

she's cute i guess

idk, a bit too small for me though

>tfw 6 foot trans gf


 No.983618

>>983617

The better to wear as a fuckdo


 No.983620

>>983619

what the fuck

why did it upload a screenshot from arakawa?

i didn't even select that


 No.983621

File: 6a790efa42de3be⋯.jpg (745.56 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [ANE] Arakawa Under the Br….jpg)

>>983616

dont be like this


 No.983622

File: f447640380fd1d9⋯.png (3.57 MB, 2011x2500, 2011:2500, futaba.png)

I'm going to NTR wesley


 No.983623

>>983616

is he using the "she has big boobs" argument


 No.983624

>Age‎: ‎15


 No.983625

File: 2140baa9cb02b05⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

File: 6ba0060760690b0⋯.jpg (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

File: 84bc9cf430cddb8⋯.jpg (902.16 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)

File: 69254c8ca1ef1d8⋯.jpg (771.7 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Commie] Monogatari Series….jpg)


 No.983626

File: 91cff8979eb978a⋯.jpg (85.35 KB, 540x568, 135:142, 1495999690048.jpg)

>failed the exam i thought i barely passed

>passed the exam i thought i failed miserably


 No.983627

no shame


 No.983628

why are /pol/posters only ever attracted to autistic prepubescent anime girls


 No.983629

i mean i get you're afraid of actual women rejecting you but couldn't you just be attracted to, idk

lara croft or something


 No.983630

little girls are easiy targets and pure unlike that slut lara croft


 No.983631


 No.983632

>>983631

eh is clearley talkign about u doofus..


 No.983633

Tsubasa Tiger was a good arc


 No.983634

>>983632

but I'm not a /pol/poster???

I don't post on the board and I don't agree with the vast majority of their politics


 No.983635

File: 267710940b653c5⋯.mp4 (1.06 MB, 852x480, 71:40, wlwplwplwp.mp4)

wupwplpwlwpwlwplp


 No.983636

>>983635

what the fuck


 No.983637

>denies being a /pol/poster

>doesn't deny being a pedophile

my work here is done


 No.983638

>>983635

i'm still mad we didnt get more filler episodes about weird dimensions


 No.983639

>>983637

you implied I was both by virtue of being a "/pol/poster"

please eject yourself from this board into the nearest trash compactor


 No.983640

>>983638

what is it from, anyway


 No.983641

>>983640

Flip Flappers


 No.983642

>>983639

>he's still not denying it


 No.983643

can we please ban the obnoxious tranny crossie on sight again


 No.983644

>>983642

he's attracted to underage girls

so fucking what


 No.983645

>>983644

please don't reply to my posts


 No.983646

>>983645

you sound pedophilephobic :/


 No.983647

youre lying if you say that you didnt want to have sex at 14 with a fat hairy 19 year old


 No.983648

>>983647

i mean i'm not saying i didn't


 No.983649

File: 099af129cbf409a⋯.jpg (97.12 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1499843360347.jpg)

heh


 No.983651

The new Wolfenstiens are epic I can't wait for 2


 No.983652

>>983565

>no sweet chilli

shit chart


 No.983653

whatever happened to hillary getting locked up anyway


 No.983654

日本語で糞投稿している


 No.983655

>that thing white people do to figure out if youre racist or not

christ leave me alone and just use the internet


 No.983656

>>983655

the what?


 No.983657

making a small racist comment or joke and obviously watching intently for my response

i know what youre doing and im having none of it


 No.983658

uhh actually thats not real and never happens :)


 No.983659

why are there minecraft shows on amazon


 No.983660

>>983659

everyone wants a slice of the minecraft pile


 No.983661

*In soccer mom voice*

Oh, my son is so creative on that mind-craft! He's gonna be a computer whiz when he grows up :)


 No.983662

File: b77357a8ce3eb7b⋯.gif (999.49 KB, 245x179, 245:179, Jonah-Hill-Cut-It-Out.gif)

>watching persona 5 bad ends

>if you fail to do the gangster's palace in time, makoto is drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name


 No.983663

>>983662

>drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name

n-nice?


 No.983664


 No.983665

>new best of the worst is up early unlisted on youtube for patreon backers

>posted on /tv/ before it even has 30 views

c u c k e d


 No.983666

>>983665

can i get a uhhh link


 No.983667

>>983666

sorry buddy u gotta give to the patreon to get the videos now. mikes gf needs more jewelry

if you dont give to the patreon how is jay supposed to afford the leg lengthening surgery

rich evans needs to eat, you know. and he needs to eat a lot

i cant come up with insults for the rest because who gives a shit about the canadians or poopoo peepee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebb8baFaQ-s


 No.983668

i wish i had jades sleep robot

sleeping is scary...


 No.983669

i want a hug...


 No.983670

>G20 violence prompts calls for new curbs on anti-capitalist militants

>German politicians call for Europe-wide extremism database as minister says events highlight ‘leftwing scene’s readiness to use violence’

cant wait to live in a neoliberal totalitarian state


 No.983671

did u guys see that movie crumb? that movie makes me feel the same way this board makes me feel a lot of the time.


 No.983672


 No.983673

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983674

i want a whole album that sounds like ice castles


 No.983675

>>983671

hsg should be a place of blood and despair


 No.983676

File: 802d95f5d888a2c⋯.png (456.99 KB, 540x553, 540:553, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983677

>>983675

haha no it's more like clammy perturbation


 No.983678

File: d9d203fdfbb134f⋯.png (572.93 KB, 862x850, 431:425, ClipboardImage.png)

you ever look at something and can feel their shit taste coming from the screen


 No.983679

File: 95aad613165f3ec⋯.jpg (121.4 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1367257551709.jpg)


 No.983680

how can Jim look so drunk but also act so awkwardly at the same time


 No.983681

>>983678

all the things conspiracy theory ppl think about jews are actually true of gfurs


 No.983682

my mom wants me to get her a microsd card and im getting insanely mindflooded by negative reviews on all of them


 No.983683

>>983682

grant senpai how did u meet ur wife dude


 No.983684

>>983683

four chan dot org


 No.983685

File: 1b216edb9386dbf⋯.jpg (67.81 KB, 540x540, 1:1, IMG_8855.JPG)


 No.983686

File: d1160f513b55365⋯.jpg (104.2 KB, 401x532, 401:532, a5ac1676b4aed9bf8717f32571….jpg)

>>983684

oright u did the online thing. thats not fair...


 No.983687

tfw i will not marry my dear blood chan

: (


 No.983688

File: 84b36864f9c4c83⋯.jpg (68.57 KB, 600x533, 600:533, CTXFOZkU8AAjwJd.jpg)


 No.983689

File: b734066cb6ae165⋯.png (161.91 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, IMG_8857.PNG)

File: f5c6198a60c9499⋯.png (52.42 KB, 750x286, 375:143, IMG_8858.PNG)

>sources in the fake media aren't real

what about when the source is literally trump jr

is he fake too


 No.983690

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983691

So if the judges decide that DTJ was out of line with his solicitation attempt, does that make all of DTS's campaign faulty and it makes him eligible for impeachment? Or will they just put DTJ on trial for it and no one else?


 No.983692

>>983691

i dunno i'm not a lawyer

but to keep the rest of the campaign clean, djt jr would have to prove that his dad had absolutely no knowledge of the meeting

and apparently soon after the emails, djt made a speech where he implied he'd have seriously damning information on clinton very soon

and then that information never really appeared

so he probably knew about the emails and that would implicate him in the collusion charges

also he can just pardon his son lol


 No.983693

File: 315583d04315f9d⋯.png (198.4 KB, 447x483, 149:161, aw yeah.png)

>>983690

good stuff


 No.983694

If DTj gets tried and convicted then pardoned by his dad I will hope off the trump bus.


 No.983695

>>983694

...you're on the trump bus?

yikes


 No.983696

>>983694

why would you be on the trump bus in the first place?


 No.983697

its khan


 No.983698

also if you don't fully expect trump to pardon his own son you're a loon


 No.983699

How does hsg feel about girls with nipple piercings?


 No.983700


 No.983701

>>983699

>girls

soul devourers


 No.983702

File: 1410a9b3dd99c2b⋯.jpg (189.99 KB, 886x1253, 886:1253, 1498099975797.jpg)

>>983613

>>983609

i saw her first wise guy, back off


 No.983703


 No.983704

>>983702

>>983609

she's 15 you creeps


 No.983705

Ban trannygutterslut and literal cp poster


 No.983706

>>983653

She's bought too many high officials.


 No.983707

vote tumut for president, then immediately impeach him once he's banned clit and the cp guy


 No.983708

>>983704

theres no such thing as age in anime!!!!!!!!


 No.983709

>>983704

well for wes it was fine for him to date her since he literally just graduated HS.

Sako tho, He's like 20 or something.


 No.983710

dumping thick, goopy homestuck references into futaba until her mind goes blank


 No.983711

>>983709

it isn't for either of them


 No.983712

File: 274be9e9792512c⋯.jpg (47.63 KB, 303x550, 303:550, the hermit.JPG)

>>983708

you've literally posted cp before so maybe you shouldn't chime in to this dicussion huh

>>983709

nah man

nah


 No.983713

File: b250218d1c4e3f8⋯.png (379.56 KB, 1024x724, 256:181, IMG_2249.PNG)


 No.983714

making futaba addicted to your homestuck references by putting them in her coffee every morning.

>>983712

okay its half your +7(rounded down I've heard, but i've also hear rounded up) and wes just turned 18, he's right at the borderline.


 No.983715

File: f6a09e1cfb8cc87⋯.jpg (25.21 KB, 256x256, 1:1, d690492b57f6c28943ee8cec47….jpg)

>>983712

ehehehehehe


 No.983716

>>983704

do you find couples with only a 2-3 year age gap to be gross


 No.983717

>>983714

nah that isn't a hard and fast rule you moron

an 18 year old dating a 15 year old is sus at best and illegal at worst im pretty sure

>>983716

>it's just an age gap

age gaps are fine, but not when the younger one is literally 15


 No.983718

>>983716

it is when one is in high school and the other isn't


 No.983719

remember 13 year old vriska and 19 year old meenah


 No.983720

also are we gonna ignore that i was talking about sako, too


 No.983721

>>983718

technically she hasn't entered high school yet


 No.983722

>>983718

wes just graduated 3 weeks ago.....

>>983717

Romeo and Juliet laws are a thing.


 No.983723

i think there's functionally little difference between 15 and 18

both are fucking retarded children


 No.983724

>>983721

that's even worse!


 No.983725

>>983724

15 is highschool age though?

youre either a freshman or a sophomore at that point.


 No.983726

>>983725

it's japan


 No.983727

edmund mcmillens new game is out

im not gonna play it

but neat


 No.983728

actually i think she would have entered high school at that point but due to plot reasons, she's been a hermit in her room for a while


 No.983729

hsg meet and fuck when


 No.983730

>>983722

oh okay, you're right, it'd be legal in some cases depending on specific state's laws

it's still creepy


 No.983731

>>983727

is it gish 2


 No.983732

we can all agree that sako wanting to fuck a 15 year old is creepy though right


 No.983733

18/20 year olds liking an anime 15year old: bad

shota fics: good


 No.983734

>>983729

tell me the name of 1 (one) person on HSG fuck-worthy


 No.983735

>jimbo lecturing anyone about fucking people too young


 No.983736

>>983734

well we got a lot of pedos here so angel is a given


 No.983737

>>983726

so she's still the same maturity/education level as an american highschooler, but because of different education systems, she's not in japan highschool

>>983732

yes, sako is a fucking pedo.


 No.983738


 No.983739

File: 359baae33ac9cf7⋯.png (613.82 KB, 1624x1646, 812:823, f2f64add6d7038f1d1a0b6a14a….png)


 No.983740

>>983738

log off


 No.983741


 No.983742

#piss


 No.983743

also are you guys literally playing "whos more problematic" right now


 No.983744

its too hot to have good arguments


 No.983745

>>983739

does height indicate how good your posts are?


 No.983746

File: cc249d6157ede11⋯.jpg (458.47 KB, 700x1050, 2:3, 1497966545236.jpg)


 No.983747

>>983743

no, we're just discussing the rules engagement for an 18 year old just out of highschool fugging a 15 year old.


 No.983748

File: 5ef4c65f13ecb45⋯.jpg (113.86 KB, 543x800, 543:800, f3902254f8e9fa18f2c70e798d….jpg)

>>983745

kinda sorta but also i think spongo was drawing yaldabaoth


 No.983749

listen buddy you can be as much as a pedo as you want but the minute you start actively partaking in videos and pictures of actual real life children being abused you're a real nasty piece of shit


 No.983750

>>983745

no it indicates how shit you are


 No.983751

this discord server im on had a channel i liked and posted in a lot and right now it's being overrun by gays

i think it's all over

:,(


 No.983752

>>983750

so I'm not that shit?

I thought i was considered really shit with my posts?


 No.983753

>>983751

start throwing them off the rooftops


 No.983754

I liked that i was paired up with jimjam on one side and bsb on the other

and its my favorite bsb pic too


 No.983755

its only 85f

but this room has like

the worlds worst airflow

im fuckin dyin fam

the hallway with 0 windows or air flow at all (there's a small hallway between that hall and the outside too) is far cooler

fucking

fpiss


 No.983756

>>983753

i mean theres even other channels for it i think why'd they have to take my thing i liked


 No.983757

>>983752

you're mostly up that high for the sake of being on par with sako, your nemesis


 No.983758

this is the dark souls of rooms


 No.983759

>>983756

it's what the gays do

they wouldn't be the gays if they didn't take everything they could


 No.983760

>>983757

but i thought sako was really shit too?


 No.983761

2 of the windows open up into a wall that's like, maybe 4 feet away

other one has a maybe 15 feet? gap that leads to a neighbors window


 No.983762

gays can't ruin anything they make everything better


 No.983763

File: d32418e9ff24009⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1792x896, 2:1, 1499877782967.png)

>censored puffy vagina

damn


 No.983764

lil b has a new hair cut


 No.983765

>have a normal brand logo

>make a limited time only rainbow colored variant

>profit


 No.983766

>>983765

capitalism is performative hell


 No.983767

phew the owner of the server said i could take over another dead channel

based!


 No.983768

>>983760

it's a complicated chart

you can still be high up if your posts are shit, but only if they're infamous, like sako's tantrums

see: vfan, hellstrider


 No.983769

where do i go on the chart


 No.983770

>>983764

grant are you gonna ban the literal pedophile or not


 No.983771

grant are you gonna ban the literal cp poster or not


 No.983772

File: 7443e6937d10b22⋯.png (499.36 KB, 540x540, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

hey

17776 is really good


 No.983773

File: 771435215147bd0⋯.gif (340 B, 48x28, 12:7, eb (5).gif)


 No.983774

>>983772

whats that


 No.983775

>>983770

i mean

he didnt do it here

and he gave some excuse that he posted it as shock value or something and i am inclined to believe it because every single one of his actions screams "i am a socially crippled weeaboo who doesn't have any friends but desperately wants them"

but ultimately he didnt post anything like that here so i don't care


 No.983776

you heard him, folks! that means it's dumb shit for fags!


 No.983777


 No.983778

>>983777

neat sneaky intro thing

i'll read that later

how long?


 No.983779

>>983768

but sako's tantrums are low????


 No.983780

>>983778

not very, just a few pages and some short videos that are really just text

it's ending on the 15th


 No.983781

>>983775

>he posted it as shock value

thats an excuse for lolicon or something, not an excuse for real images of children being abused


 No.983782

>>983781

where did he even post it though?


 No.983783

File: fd78b1e31e12ea6⋯.jpg (62.57 KB, 477x387, 53:43, Moon (427).jpg)

>>983780

oh

like maybe i'll just wait til it's finished to read it


 No.983784


 No.983785

>>983781

>thats an excuse for lolicon

excuse me i dont post lolis for shock value i post them because they're hot af


 No.983786

>>983781

i mean

i dont know what the image he posted was

i don't know if it was like, hardcore penetration in all orifices or some bikini child model

>>983782

some other shitty board


 No.983787

womby!


 No.983788

>>983786

what about the guy who posted his real life underage penis on this board


 No.983789

it was so long ago it doesnt matter


 No.983790

>>983786

consider: he's also very annoying

so thats like what two strikes do me a favor


 No.983791

THE 8ROTH!!!!!!!!


 No.983792

>>983788

that puts me in a very tough position, i've been pondering

i guess my opinion is to be lenient because he is actually retarded, and it was himself and not some legitimately abused child

i did say that i would grab him by the shoulders if i ever met him and slam my forehead into his and give us both concussions

maybe i said i would do that to sako, actually

>>983790

hes not that bad imo

he's like, the white noise spectrum of the spectrum

he's not you know, doing what me and sako and jim and etc do and just constantly intentionally stirring shit up, he's very easily ignorable


 No.983793

lol hes dumb its ok


 No.983794

i mean


 No.983795

>>983792

>he's very easily ignorable

he constantly avatarfags though


 No.983796

File: a08791f5840653b⋯.jpg (91.92 KB, 860x613, 860:613, eJwdylEOgyAMgOG7cABaaZnibQ….jpg)

who is this girl


 No.983797

>>983795

and... wears..... a name........ which is................ easily............................... filterable.......................................


 No.983798

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983799

>>983792

he is a higher level pedo though

pretty gross yknow


 No.983800

filter "i mean" to "i <3 dicks" lol


 No.983801

remember when it was thought eszett's photos were underage and the witch hunt to get her banned


 No.983802

hypocrisy


 No.983803

>>983801

at that time i was not administrator, i was a free agent


 No.983804

the matrix but all the agents are grant


 No.983805

oh hey, fcc is gonna kill net neutrality

awesome


 No.983806


 No.983807

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983808

>>983806

good job, can you copy and paste other words too you inbred


 No.983809

>>983805

Concept: assassinating the Comcast board of directors and ending their kikery once and for all


 No.983810

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.983811

>>983809

>implying that would change anything

the fcc chair is a verizon guy isn't he


 No.983812

File: f3b32197850aa79⋯.jpg (336.52 KB, 627x1013, 627:1013, 1499881972700.jpg)

yall mind if i just


 No.983813

File: 2fa48e73985bbb3⋯.png (1.07 MB, 1761x1990, 1761:1990, hsg power level chart.png)

>>983769

bottom of the barrel


 No.983814

File: 78750e5da6e10ec⋯.png (105.46 KB, 744x490, 372:245, bikko (59).png)


 No.983815

>>983813

wheres neptrap


 No.983816

>>983815

i don't remember their posts at all except that one where they posted a pic of their ass with grant written on it


 No.983817

>>983816

what about mozai


 No.983818

>>983817

he was anon excluding the hsg stats post so it's hard


 No.983819

>>983818

*to tell


 No.983820

does that cute wendy girl ever become important in gravity falls? if so, when>?


 No.983821

>>983820

what do you mean by "important"


 No.983822

>>983821

like is she featured more than 20 seconds per episode


 No.983823

>>983822

in the ending i think lol


 No.983824

>>983823

rip... oh well


 No.983825

File: 663a58c3155d87e⋯.jpg (645.49 KB, 1175x1920, 235:384, 1459020113508.jpg)

i'm in love, lads


 No.983826

File: 8c296bd1bddbc16⋯.png (412.15 KB, 1280x1449, 1280:1449, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1d5a0c35bb0a736⋯.png (439.89 KB, 1280x1354, 640:677, ClipboardImage.png)

File: c1b103f6ff82b69⋯.png (432.07 KB, 1280x1888, 40:59, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 4a692367e88b9ad⋯.png (312.31 KB, 1280x1055, 256:211, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1afd6d4f799b03f⋯.png (331.89 KB, 1280x1055, 256:211, ClipboardImage.png)

oh shit!


 No.983827

File: adb17783e1b16c6⋯.png (12.4 KB, 218x157, 218:157, bikko (75).png)

>>983825

this body shape is kind of bizarre


 No.983828

File: 7fcc98dd346ed8c⋯.png (244.54 KB, 480x323, 480:323, ClipboardImage.png)

this is it

the funniest high story ever


 No.983829

its been too long since ive shaved


 No.983830

im pretty sure Wendy is only in the show because she's based on a girl that Alex Hirsch had a crush on as a kid now that I think about it


 No.983831

>>983826

all i see is davekat


 No.983832

>>983828

the funniest high story is the third reich (they were pumping ya nigga adolf full of drugs)


 No.983833

>>983832

you're straining the definition of funny, I think


 No.983834

>>983831

take off your wonk-goggles lol


 No.983835

>>983833

i'm sure his bloated wheelchair-bound megalomaniacal antics were hilarious, we'll just never see them


 No.983836

>>983835

you make a compelling point


 No.983837

>>983801

>thought


 No.983838

>>983834

i've gotta back anon up, that looks just like davekat

robot au davekat

i really like their design for 9 tho


 No.983839

>>983836

god willing, we'll get to see similar behavior from trump once his health starts to decline and they start pumping him full of pep pills and whatever else


 No.983840

File: 83f5f44f5edbec3⋯.jpg (30.06 KB, 370x444, 5:6, IMG_2347.JPG)

>leaving me on read


 No.983841

maybe they should lower the minimum presidential age from 35

or put in a maximum


 No.983842

>>983838

I know, they've got a point. I just wish that wasn't the case

they didn't have to make juice and nine so humanoid except to ship them i guess


 No.983843

>rich evans does voice stuff in the new edmund game

wtf


 No.983844

>>983840

*disables read receipts*


 No.983845

>>983826

>10 has lunchlady arms and body

typical

if she wasn't drawn as a satellite, she would be black i bet

also 9 looks too much like karkat, it's trash


 No.983846

>>983843

he's also a VA in a new cartoon


 No.983847

>>983843

>new edmund game


 No.983848

even juice doesn't look that good

can't tumblr make something that breaks their stagnant artstyle and direction


 No.983849

>>983846

honestly out of all of them hes the one who deserves good things the most


 No.983850


 No.983851

>>983848

tumblr has more than one artstyle you moron


 No.983852

actually i think the art really makes me upset because it resembles that one awful humanstuck undertale pic where everyone is tumblrfied


 No.983853

>>983827

nah dude it's okay the ass's fat enough


 No.983854

it looks neat but im not buying it lol


 No.983855

there's the "black skin and red nose" artstyle

the SU artstyle

and the strawman comic artstyle


 No.983856

File: 3427aae40faab95⋯.jpg (202.01 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, IMG_2096.JPG)


 No.983857

whats gonna be the next gimmick trend that young artists cling to instead of learning to draw properly


 No.983858

>>983852

>humanstuck undertale pic where everyone is tumblrfied

imagine going back to a time where this made 0 sense to you


 No.983859

i want mountain dew code red


 No.983860

>>983858

I'd have to be about 12 to not know what any of this means


 No.983861

i just really want the comparispns of 17776 characters to homestuck to stop

9 isnt karkat

juice isnt dave

dont draw em like that


 No.983862

>>983861

I thought you were into it


 No.983863

File: cbae6b18e351857⋯.png (102.01 KB, 637x359, 637:359, yum.png)

>>983857

20's cartoon style


 No.983864

>>983861

then why the fuck did you post literally that


 No.983865

9 really is not karkat, they aren't that similar.


 No.983866

>>983864

it's wonko


 No.983867

>>983865

they both have red text

it's open and shut


 No.983868

>early access fire pro wrestling game on steam


 No.983869

>>983867

karkat has gray text you dumb fucking IDIOT


 No.983870

>>983867

literally when did karkat have red text


 No.983871

>>983864

i literally didn't even notice it until someone pointed it out

and now I like the art less tbh

i like 10's design

>>983862

nah i like 17776 as its own thing


 No.983872

gonna gamble on some slightly smelly slightly off-color chicken

wish me luck bros


 No.983873

>>983870

read the fucking comic


 No.983874

>>983873

it was grey the entire got damn time


 No.983875

>>983872

aaaahhhh!


 No.983876


 No.983877

File: 521a156b328d34a⋯.png (54 KB, 619x430, 619:430, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.983878

here lies anon

he died of 3rd degree diarrhea


 No.983879

File: 5109e1221284ff5⋯.jpg (205.14 KB, 780x522, 130:87, IMG_2405.JPG)


 No.983880

ya boy, and mine, (the world's boy, really), Cohen,


 No.983881

File: 11a9a7466667523⋯.png (266.57 KB, 1179x501, 393:167, 1499882413678.png)


 No.983882

File: 5d943e57fb95c84⋯.png (202.57 KB, 650x450, 13:9, ClipboardImage.png)

karkat is into cuckcore movies


 No.983883

i wasn't paying attention and i didn't figure out why the asian business woman is now forced into being a maid

love the racial tension tho


 No.983884

>>983881

well

post full


 No.983885

>>983876

>>983877

>using red text counts as using it in the entire 8000+ paneled comic

shut the fuck up


 No.983886

>>983885

*using red text once in one conversation


 No.983887

the end is nigh has a good soudn track


 No.983888

i wish i could compare my legs now to my legs from a year ago

should've been taking legpics


 No.983889

caliborn is a repressed tranny


 No.983890

File: 184e9a710ee9c01⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.11 MB, 3033x1961, 3033:1961, adfa5b13e55fca0cb9e8339167….png)


 No.983891

well if 9 is karkat cuz of the text

juice is actually dirk


 No.983892

>>983890

aw i was hoping for the big wolf


 No.983893

>>983892

>wolf

it's a rat


 No.983894

>>983885

he said he never used it and all I did was prove him wrong


 No.983895

>>983893

that big huge furry monster?

oh okay that works too


 No.983896

>>983891

no juice is clearly davesprite


 No.983897

was caliborn a metaphor for andrew hussie's repressed fondness for womanhood


 No.983898

juice is dave, 10 is nannasprite, and all the people playing football are consorts (the cannon operator is the mushroom farmer)


 No.983899

as long as itms a big furry monster with a huge dick i dont care

>>983896

oh right forgot about him


 No.983900

>>983897

>fondness for womanhood

i know you love projecting but he literally did everything he could to destroy everything female about him, dude


 No.983901

File: fe77d162d224b6e⋯.png (34.28 KB, 611x324, 611:324, ClipboardImage.png)

another typo

two of the gray PCGs are written as CCG instead for some reason


 No.983902

>>983900

i mean hes still in a womans body, technically


 No.983903

i honestly dont ship anyone in 17776


 No.983904

>>983900

well yeah

that's what trannies usually do when they're trying to repress


 No.983905

>>983902

it's a hermaphrodite's body not a woman's


 No.983906

>>983905

thats like 50% woman

its all woman if you round up


 No.983907

james "I love bestiality" dambro


 No.983908

>>983902

it's as much a man's body as it is a woman's body, and that's pre-fusion with all the other males that comprise LE


 No.983909

you know, this episode the guide says you should skip is one i'm finding pretty entertaining

and i'm not even high!


 No.983910

>caliborn gives himself autism by destroying the female part of him

really boggles the noggin


 No.983911

>>983909

he's not even high! aaah!


 No.983912

im still disapponted homestuck did't end with a giant cherub ouroborus fuckfest


 No.983913

>windom earle sneaking around in a fake mustache and wig and a goofy suit

big lol


 No.983914

>we never saw a doomed caliborn

it couldve been great


 No.983915

>War for the Planet of the Apes is about the alt-right!!

Nah

Shuddup

Die


 No.983916

>>983904

ah, yes, the most typical symptom of dysphoria, destroying the sentient female being that also inhabits your body and feeling incredibly satisfied and comfortable because you've done so


 No.983917

we still have the epilogue...


 No.983918

if only hussie finished homestuck before his untimely death


 No.983919

it's too bad calliope was a horrible character

>>983916

usually people react to dysphoria by trying to 'beat' it and be as masculine as possible because they don't want to transition

i don't think caliborn was ever satisfied or comfortable though

he literally retarded his development


 No.983920

>>983914

would've literally been epic

>>983912

i still think it's bullshit that lord english did basically nothing in the last flash

also that cherub planet was never mentioned again, i don't think


 No.983921

File: 053cfc07ebe0d4f⋯.jpg (245.94 KB, 1365x2048, 1365:2048, baby charmander.jpg)


 No.983922

>>983919

i'm not gonna tell you not to have your headcanon i just think it's dumb. by this standard caliborn functions way better as an ftm than a mtf


 No.983923

guys

caliborn is a transguy

cmon

it's obvious


 No.983924

>>983922

>>983923

epic ftm mind


 No.983925

File: f2ae0d18127d2cd⋯.png (667.04 KB, 1050x591, 350:197, 1464409562483.png)


 No.983926

caliborn is mtm


 No.983927

>>983926

this but epicly literally


 No.983928

>>983915

is this because of the poster where one of the apes has a blue coat that sorta looks like that one coat the black twitter activist guy wore once?


 No.983929

caliborn is a MTF (MoTherFucker)


 No.983930

File: 06912cf20fd9e15⋯.png (52.12 KB, 1020x588, 85:49, spartan.png)

>>983922

i'm not actually serious

but

caliborn is just a really similar to what happens when people try to overcompensate for being trannies

>pic related


 No.983931

remember when this guy's gimmick was posting his shitty beard instead of being saltlick but more retarded


 No.983932

>>983930

lolll. do you have more of those?

caliborn never struck me as that, i think he knew what he really wanted, and did everything he could to get it. and he did


 No.983933

>>983931

who cares


 No.983934

>>983928

No the villain is an ape hating authoritarian human supremacist with gorilla slaves and leads a bunch of army goons


 No.983935

>>983931

even with the retard addendum saltlick deserves way more credit


 No.983936

I'm glad that fat grandma left me


 No.983937

>>983932

you could probably search the trip on the LGBT archive

according to huss he kinda stunted his own mental development, and the whole 'angry at everything' thing isn't that uncommon, though i guess that's more typical of the wounded male archetype

it's just an interesting parallel


 No.983938

I bet cletus would like centaur's worries


 No.983939

I bet cletus would like centaur willies


 No.983940

i get that whole "tranny half life" thing though, it's hard to be out all the time. maybe that's why i haven't ordered those anti-androgens

also i don't have any money lol


 No.983941

>>983938

It was ok

>>983939

Nah


 No.983942

tranny half life 2


 No.983943

>>983940

that's not even it

it's just

a lot of people panic and either don't think of starting transition as an option, or don't want to do it because they're afraid of being freaks

so they try to be really masculine and overcompensate as a result and usually act really retarded in doing so

>used to be an unironic /pol/fag because i had to cling to traditional gender roles for validation


 No.983944

>>983936

Wtf I was NOT in a relationship with saltlick

Why did my phone add "me"


 No.983945

two thoughts just occured to me in quick succession

>LE being defeated kinda likeCherubimon (Evil) by Calliope (either by herself or as a fusion like LE) by her recombining with Caliborn and becoming a whole Cherub again

and

>Calliopesprite and Calibornsprite fusing into Calmasis


 No.983946

File: 609afcd501cc59c⋯.jpg (26.34 KB, 500x275, 20:11, IMG_2319.JPG)

le... me


 No.983947


 No.983948

>>983936

>>983944

freudian slip


 No.983949

I've really gotta kick the habit of wiping my mouth on my shoulder. I don't usually wear white and now there's a green stain on my shirt.


 No.983950

Where did mr marshmallow even go

Vfan kept coming back over and over but salty just dipped


 No.983951

>>983945

that could've been cool but hussie probably forgot what calmasis was supposed to be lol


 No.983952

horizon zero dawn was really fun

when the dlc comes out i want to stream it for my gf


 No.983953

>>983948

I would be really glad if he dumped me he was uggo


 No.983954

>>983950

umbridge wasn't as deranged as vfan


 No.983955

>>983950

we're buddies on snapchat, i think they left for mental wellbeing


 No.983956

>>983954

i saw her on mtfg one time

it was kind of amusing


 No.983957

i want to stream my weiner into this pink haired girl's butthole


 No.983958

>>983956

what did he post


 No.983959

>>983954

Rather stable for a tranny tbh yeah true


 No.983960

>>983956

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<saltlick


 No.983961

>>983958

she posted her face

then i replied with "is this saltclit jfc"

then she was like 'and which one of the sorry souls i converted is this' (something like this it was a while ago)

and after i replied she ghosted me :o(


 No.983962

i forgot how was LE defeated again


 No.983963

>>983962

he wasn't


 No.983964

>>983962

2mg progynova taken thrice daily, 50mg cyproterone in the afternoon


 No.983965

>>983962

vriska did it

yay


 No.983966

yay!


 No.983967

no but vriska locked him inside of some kind of item IIRC

so he's still alive


 No.983968

>>983962

The power of Hussies stand

[FAST AND LOOSE]


 No.983969

>>983962

LE won


 No.983970

>>983951

all i ever wanted was calmasis

more than davekat even


 No.983971

File: ff45d7789d07b90⋯.png (414.67 KB, 900x774, 50:43, IMG_2263.PNG)

>>983965

I want vriska to do ME


 No.983972

File: d04b85740a383a0⋯.jpg (659.05 KB, 2560x1920, 4:3, bow down lad.jpg)

the weak should fear the strong


 No.983973

>>983972

god i wish that were me


 No.983974

>>983970

all i wanted was more felt

which is why i wasn't too disappointed with collide

i'm still upset we didn't see LE take on any wacky forms, though. a stubby snake sarcophagus thing. some weird shit his god tiers let him do. him but with more goofy cosmic weapons, etc


 No.983975

i used to identify with caliborn

good times


 No.983976

>>983974

the felt were garbage in collide, most of their powers got ignored


 No.983977

i identify with season 3 dale cooper

The Evolution Of The Arm gave him what are basically magical abilities but then The Evolution Of The Arm's doppleganger turned him into a retard before he could make it back to our reality


 No.983978

File: 893ff27865f2132⋯.jpg (79.52 KB, 718x1024, 359:512, goober.jpg)

what a goof!


 No.983979

but what if mario... was on drugs


 No.983980

"got magic but was subsequently made a retard" may be my favorite plot point in anything ever


 No.983981

words don't really do it justice. it's so fucking good.


 No.983982

>>983979

god i wish that was me


 No.983983

the only good thing about twin 🅱️eaks is the theme song


 No.983984

>tripping on LSD is fun as balls

>microdosing on LSD fixes my adhd

>can't order more until the end of this month

i think... i'm gonna have to be... responsible........


 No.983985

twiin diick2


 No.983986

whrrrapped in plasick


 No.983987

>>983983

have you watched any of the new season? it's incredible. it's the most original thing on television right now


 No.983988

File: b7fc6002de06232⋯.jpg (65.29 KB, 500x667, 500:667, hello.jpg)

hiya!


 No.983989

>>983987

Channel Zero is an American horror anthology television series created by Nick Antosca, who serves as writer, showrunner, and executive producer[1]. The series was greenlit for two 6-episode, self-contained seasons, slated to air in the fall of 2016 and the fall of 2017 on Syfy.[2] Storylines for the series are based on popular creepypastas. On February 9, 2017, Syfy renewed the series for a third and fourth season.[3]


 No.983990

File: d3db76d0fac1259⋯.jpg (173.82 KB, 750x937, 750:937, tooth fairy.jpg)

>>983989

forgot my îmage


 No.983991

i was worried something might sneak into my house and try to kill me the last time i tripped

but now that i think about it, it was almost more of a craving than a worrying. i was hankering for some sort of strange combat. this is because i'm having video game withdrawals, i guess.


 No.983992

>>983662

>>watching persona 5 bad ends

>>if you fail to do the gangster's palace in time, makoto is drugged and turned into a prostitute, and all she can say is your name

christ i didn't even think about bad ends existing, i had just assumed there'd be some generic game over screen like you get when you die

>>983734

mister


 No.983993

>>983990

wanna hit that with a sledgehammer


 No.983994

and now, HSG presents, looney tunes in 2017:

>bugs bunny digs towards the foreground and emerges from a hole

>starts eating a carrot

>*crunch crunch*

<ehhhh

<what's up 🅱oc?


 No.983995

>>983989

>>983990

i'm not sure what point you're trying to make but it sounds interesting


 No.983996

>>983993

I want to play it like a xylophone with two sticks


 No.983997

mspa style comic about SCPs


 No.983998

the game

is fun


 No.983999


 No.984000


 No.984001

>dick tremayne becomes more relevant to the plot

how could anybody tell you to skip these episodes


 No.984002

>Makoto gets mindbroken

>Futaba kills herself

jesus christ I'm glad I never failed a dungeon, but that's pretty hard to do anyway but I did only get Kamoshida's on the last day because I didn't really know how palaces worked


 No.984003

>>983998

what game


 No.984004

>>984003

no one in particular, just thinking about reggie's weird intro for e3


 No.984005

File: 52384d45bd49854⋯.png (430.36 KB, 750x767, 750:767, ClipboardImage.png)

i never got an answer to what the fuck this guy was talking about


 No.984006

>>984005

he...just...tweeted...it....


 No.984007

>>984005

donald jr admitted the kremlin were helping the trump campaign


 No.984008

File: a626ac4ea4cf17d⋯.png (117.39 KB, 592x344, 74:43, ClipboardImage.png)

i wonder how the people who made twitter feel

their social media platform is one of the most important avenues of communication on the planet and has been the backbone of so many wide and varied political movements and actions


 No.984009

>>984005

he's a reporter doing a story about ties between trump and russia, the story was minutes away from being published when jr posted the emails


 No.984010

>>984007

>>984009

oh ok i understand the context now. i knew it was something about baby trump talking about russia but i didn't really understand what he was doing about it


 No.984011

>probably technically addicted to jerking off

at least it's not an amphetamine!


 No.984012

>>984011

the first step is admitting you have a problem


 No.984013

File: fec997848a5557c⋯.png (2.22 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

i jack off so little


 No.984014

>>984012

is it a problem, though? like, i'm burning calories, and isn't this supposed to be super good for my prostrate? i'm just virile!


 No.984015

i'm just taking care of my glands! my fucking glands!


 No.984016

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is a good video please watch it


 No.984017

>>984014

have fun with your low testosterone, inability to cum when fucking and whatever psychological handicaps you attach to it


 No.984018

>>984017

>inability to cum when fucking

sponge doesn't want to have normal sex my dude


 No.984019

>>984017

The low t is a meme

As long as you're not beating off 5 times a day you'll see a slight dip (which you would also get from having normal sex)


 No.984020

>>984019

>As long as you're not beating off 5 times a day

i think the epic lad is though


 No.984021

>>984018

a grill has never made him cum i thought he was bummed about it

but thats what happen when you jerk off to often


 No.984022

>>984021

he didn't sound that bummed about it


 No.984023

i'm kind of bummed about it

there's a whole different half to the issue comprised of intimacy problems and performance anxiety and etc tho


 No.984024

when do i get to le fuggin die


 No.984025

sometimes i do jerk off five times in a day, but it's usually around three. the last time i did adderall i was beating off for almost eight hours in a row I think.


 No.984026

>>984023

the times when i manage to stave off masturbation are the times when im most capable of dealing with that sort of thing

theres also the whole other issue of what youre using to jerk off cause that shit rots your brain


 No.984027

>>984025

someone needs a chastity belt


 No.984028

yeah dude, time to cage the cock


 No.984029

i'm pretty bummed I haven't made a guy cum desu


 No.984030

time to cage my little weiner!


 No.984031

smh why do vegans have to kinkshame vore


 No.984032

and thus began sponge's journey in becoming a sissy slut


 No.984033

spongification


 No.984034

>>984033

a process that hopefully is inflicted on the entire planet within the next 25 years


 No.984035

File: ad51e7000484ca3⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1280x1840, 16:23, This is your dream, isn't ….png)


 No.984036

A good wank is better than bad sex tbh


 No.984037

File: d549c706bfa8b34⋯.png (591.52 KB, 1008x1670, 504:835, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984038

>flat mates hosting a party

NO


 No.984039

>>984038

just tell them not to invite you


 No.984040

File: 21d6b5a37a37a8a⋯.png (21.23 KB, 231x358, 231:358, ClipboardImage.png)

the people you care about are a sack of shit and are (hopefully) getting sidelined for a while


 No.984041

File: 4028f5a829de911⋯.png (2.54 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984042

>>984038

just plant a fish somewhere out of view so it fuckin stanks the place up to where no one will want to come


 No.984043

>>984039

i wanted to eat food

also they all hate me so theres no chance of that happening

im just caged like a rat because people are everhywhere


 No.984044

ugh

people


 No.984045


 No.984046

>>984035

>forced fem

cute, as long as it's not really demeaning and gross (probably means youre trans too)

but i will never understand chastity cages


 No.984047

>>984046

i thought being demeaning and gross was the whole point of it


 No.984048

>>984047

well like

to me there's a difference between "forced fem" and "forced fem and also being fem is bad" right? maybe that's just how i see it

so i prefer it without the kind of deragatory words and stuff that make it seem like being fem is bad


 No.984049

>>984047

that's the point of this entire planet!


 No.984050

the difference between "ooh youre a girl now im making you into a girl" and "ooh youre a dirty bitch slut now youre worthless now"


 No.984051

>>984050

i mean i'm not gonna lie I do like it more when it's soft and "nice" but i'm also usually fine with it otherwise.

>>984048

>forced fem and also being fem is bad

I don't really htink there's a "fem is bad" it's a "fem is weak and/or sexually submissive"


 No.984052

goofy fucking dies to a rock


 No.984053

everyone's taking it super fucking seriously too this is hilarious


 No.984054

>>984052

he got better it was just a little more brain damage


 No.984055

File: 6416d0e0cceae56⋯.gif (13.11 KB, 650x450, 13:9, buckle_up_buddies.gif)


 No.984056

at least DANCE WATER DANCE sort of lived up to its meme since his fight's pretty annoying


 No.984057

>>984055

eri

its been so long


 No.984058

feeding this cute scarred girl shortcake made me forget what it's gonna happen soon


 No.984059

*8ees 8anties*


 No.984060

>>984058

cut a hole in the cake and put your dick through it

works every time


 No.984061

File: 01a56d0a6ccab39⋯.jpg (46.19 KB, 500x534, 250:267, 1338309654688.jpg)


 No.984062

>>984058

how's that anyway


 No.984063

caveposting was a good meme


 No.984064

>>984062

not bad


 No.984065

>hanako's route

yikes


 No.984066

>>984065

why are you just now playing katawa


 No.984067

>>984065

oh dude

oh my poor, naive dude who thinks i'm playing KS


 No.984068

>>984067

its that touching feeling game right

how is it


 No.984069

>person im following started selling nudes the moment they turned 18

eugh


 No.984070

>>984069

at least they waited

looking at you wes and eszett


 No.984071

>>984067

oh

the fuck you playing


 No.984072

weszett for short


 No.984073


 No.984074

File: 0eeebc8b59fb7d9⋯.png (383.2 KB, 538x499, 538:499, ClipboardImage.png)

>>984071

headpat simulator


 No.984075

>>984071

the headpat thing


 No.984076

i actually played hanakos alpha route and its pretty fucked

she ends up in a mental hospital and has to take lithium so she doesn't kill herself


 No.984077

>>984074

...huh

okay lemme head to vndb

>This game is about becoming intimate with a slave girl.

go to jail


 No.984078

>>984077

are you retarded

don't answer that of course you are


 No.984079

league of legends sucks huge stink balls but they have this character Jhin that is cool and i wish there was a videogame centered around him


 No.984080

>>984079

same except Jinx


 No.984081

jinx is lol right, not some other badgame


 No.984082

>>984078

woah, dude, it was a joke

is that not the right one?


 No.984083


 No.984084

File: 525d446fd241447⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1215x717, 405:239, ClipboardImage.png)

they also have this character called tahm kench and hes a catfish with a southern drawl and vores people


 No.984085

>>984082

some guy had her as a slave and abused her and gives them to you

you can choose to continue to abuse her or to treat her as a daughteru, of which most people chose the later, with one of the options being "pat head"


 No.984086

File: bc0dea5b56d2933⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1215x717, 405:239, ClipboardImage.png)

look at this mouth and tell me they didnt make it hot on purpose


 No.984087

>"Go To Bed" written in pink

you aint foolin me bitch thats no sleeping!


 No.984088

league of legends has cool characters i wish the game was fun


 No.984089

File: d353f9117014775⋯.png (1.02 MB, 1200x848, 75:53, ClipboardImage.png)

the artist draws a lot of "taking care of unwell/sickly girls" stuff


 No.984090

>>984076

wtf bro


 No.984091

File: 446b8f9786b9c28⋯.png (182.28 KB, 465x996, 155:332, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984092


 No.984093

>>984090

yeah it gets pretty edgy

hisao dumps her medication because he doesn't like her acting all emotionless, then she appears to briefly act like her old self before jumping in front of a train


 No.984094

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE, HISAO!


 No.984095

>>984093

>hisao dumps her medication because he doesn't like her acting all emotionless

goddamn wtf hisao


 No.984096

File: 4c02ed3fd723ca5⋯.jpg (182.42 KB, 640x1227, 640:1227, IMG_8859.JPG)


 No.984097

hisao prefers his girls suicidal


 No.984098

>>984096

why did you post a thumbnail


 No.984099

literally every girl is out of hisao's league


 No.984100

emi best girl


 No.984101

>>984096

image for ants


 No.984102

>>984098

I am a failure


 No.984103

>>984100

>lemons


 No.984104

File: 00c570a7dd40c36⋯.png (188.67 KB, 640x583, 640:583, IMG_8860.PNG)

foobaw


 No.984105

File: a28b6d14c46db55⋯.png (20.3 KB, 921x588, 307:196, candy.png)

help

donald trump learned how to use email


 No.984106

>>984076

i was considering lithium but apparently it can cause weight gain so


 No.984107

File: 280e302ad79d211⋯.jpg (37.35 KB, 380x376, 95:94, 1496869184143.jpg)

man who attempted to groom actual child on the internet lectures someone else on the morality of beating off to anime characters


 No.984108


 No.984109

File: ff098ad18271af7⋯.jpg (366.82 KB, 965x1404, 965:1404, tumblr_osxmp9Nv6s1tmuu0lo1….jpg)

>>984108

don't care

ann is 16 but i still wanna bust inside her

they aren't real


 No.984110

there are things more immoral than beating it to a fictional character

like grooming children wonk


 No.984111

>>984109

>wanting to fuck worst girl


 No.984112

imagine for a moment, if

instead of beating off to toddlers

you could be having sex with an actual woman


 No.984113

we all know about sako's pedophile tendencies we don't need to discuss them every thread


 No.984114

File: 91e332f622389af⋯.png (751.01 KB, 612x1990, 306:995, makoto.png)

Weary Face Emoji Eggplant Emoji Splashing Sweat Symbol Emoji


 No.984115

File: b0d1ac3a354ef50⋯.png (305.13 KB, 636x309, 212:103, IMG_2395.PNG)


 No.984116

sakos going to see the emoji movie


 No.984117

File: bc3dd49b83870da⋯.png (2.61 MB, 1416x2006, 12:17, ClipboardImage.png)

tae takemi is the best girl from persona 5


 No.984118

>>983712

>Japanese VA: Aoi Yuuki

BEST GIRL CONFIRMED


 No.984119

don't call sako a pedophile, he doesn't like it


 No.984120

File: f9c11a5c83180eb⋯.jpg (307.61 KB, 1600x2456, 200:307, IMG_2265.JPG)

>>984114

Who dis bitch


 No.984121

File: cb605e817f5c0fa⋯.jpg (36.34 KB, 500x505, 100:101, IMG_2420.JPG)


 No.984122

File: 057cc1c6afa0129⋯.png (2.08 KB, 210x199, 210:199, 1497483695338.png)


 No.984123

File: 214ced736eaad2f⋯.jpg (131.3 KB, 600x752, 75:94, IMG_2264.JPG)

🅱️ersona 5


 No.984124

>>984123

you arent allowed to make good posts

stop it


 No.984125

>>984124

he makes better posts than you usually tbh


 No.984126

>>984123

the lupin is a nice joke


 No.984127

>>984126

The naturo, code geass and splatoon made me have a giggle

I don't know most of the characters


 No.984128

>>983678

uh

source?


 No.984129

>>984128

poorlyplannedcomics.com


 No.984130

File: c1b8cefba16fb9f⋯.png (1.37 MB, 1583x877, 1583:877, ClipboardImage.png)

>>984127

the protagonist's "real" persona is Arsene, as in Arsene Lupin


 No.984131

>>984129

the real source pls


 No.984132

making akechi kaworu is shit though, kaworu is a much better character than akechi


 No.984133

>>984131

no read this instead


 No.984134

>>984133

i can read both things


 No.984135


 No.984136

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this video has passed "Gangnam Style "as the most viewed video on YouTube

and it's a good song


 No.984137


 No.984138

>>984137

thank you so much


 No.984139

i'm glad "jeb furry comic" is in my google history


 No.984140


 No.984141

ok look being trans is pretty fucking shit

but being able to flash myself in the mirror is pretty cool

also the orgasms are incredible


 No.984142

File: ff69ad4c190a854⋯.png (295.93 KB, 524x950, 262:475, __fujiwara_no_mokou_touhou….png)

mfw


 No.984143

>>984142

this touhou seems a bit...lewder than normal


 No.984144

File: ab3094d96dd58db⋯.png (343.22 KB, 1027x1020, 1027:1020, 50991573-8E36-498A-9D46-91….png)

so he's like

a really ineffectual incubus?

i love it

also, the pool could be filled with other things, i'm just saying he missed an oppurtunity here


 No.984145

File: 0c208880668e733⋯.jpg (93.92 KB, 586x820, 293:410, 0c208880668e733a5b527d6cef….jpg)


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 No.984147

>>984144

>the pool could be filled with other things

wonk


 No.984148

>>984144

[cue tavros post]


 No.984149

>>984147

the guy was in there for a reason, i'm just sayin'


 No.984150

File: c033752ef1edaf9⋯.png (202.67 KB, 680x772, 170:193, tumblr_nipcon92Dp1tl172po6….png)

File: 04f58967d2e124f⋯.png (377.47 KB, 680x772, 170:193, tumblr_nipcon92Dp1tl172po5….png)

posting a good failure succubus instead


 No.984151

>Russian Officials Overheard Discussing Trump Associates Before Campaign Began

>WASHINGTON—Investigators are re-examining conversations detected by U.S. intelligence agencies in spring 2015 that captured Russian government officials discussing associates of Donald Trump, according to current and former U.S. officials, a move prompted by revelations that the president’s eldest son met with a Russian lawyer last year.


 No.984152

During a closed door meeting earlier this year, the ATF is reviewing what gun regulations to eliminate with leaders from firearm industry leaders, law enforcement, and advocacy groups, The Trace reports.

Citing an agenda from the meeting held in May and June, which the website had obtained, attendants were asked to consider: what impact current regulations have on gun-violence prevention; what regulations need to be “repealed, replaced, or modified;” and what regulations are outdated.

im gonna cum in my jorts


 No.984153

maybe i'm too... rapacious


 No.984154

i take it wonk would have pissed on that gross kid


 No.984155

im so close to having the perfect vamploli deck

so close

I only need 7310 more vials to craft all 3 cards i need


 No.984156

>>984155

die pedo fuck


 No.984157

how to spot a (FAKE)pedo: uses loli/shota to describe children


 No.984158

>>984156

die pedo fuck


 No.984159

>>984158

die pedo fuck


 No.984160

File: 0d3dc73b7efb5f9⋯.jpg (1.84 MB, 1500x7500, 1:5, IMG_2428.JPG)


 No.984161

File: 59640072e27e85b⋯.png (1.16 MB, 866x1200, 433:600, f3fc2fcc-8046-4abc-9440-3a….png)

buying the vampy alternate leader cost me 500 rupies i could have spent on card packs but it was worth it


 No.984162

au where you can't turn youtube's autoplay off


 No.984163

au where you pee from you holes


 No.984164

au where you don't have a butthole and poop from your dick


 No.984165

>>984154

it's a gross incubus demon actually

and i never said that's what i would do

i'm just saying that was a missed possibility the demon missed out on


 No.984166

au where homestuck never existed


 No.984167

>he's not a 12 year old boy he's actually a 12,000 year old incubus demon


 No.984168

File: 09eff985ef35832⋯.png (2.55 MB, 1450x1021, 1450:1021, 58699603_p0.png)


 No.984169

File: 658ca1509ce02c9⋯.png (114.03 KB, 851x288, 851:288, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984170

>>984165

you didn't say you wouldn't do it either


 No.984171

>>984170

and if you notice in that response i also didn't say whether or not i would do it, i just commented on my belief that it should have been done


 No.984172

File: 8f6783bf484bb7d⋯.png (194.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

oh hey

new music from the grubbels

who wants to translate the lyrics with me


 No.984174

File: e45caf67a1c7103⋯.jpg (142.65 KB, 900x841, 900:841, IMG_2431.JPG)


 No.984175

>F/SN has three routes: Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, and Heaven's Feel.

>After completing Fate, you'll unlock UBW, then GF, after completing all 5 endings for the 3 routes you will unlock Last Episode

>100% F/SN getting all five endings, last episode and all 40 dead ends will take you 4 days

this is a lot of shit for my tiny pea sized brain to process

should i trust in grant and do it anyway


 No.984176

male genitals are kind of shit


 No.984177

genie jafar was marginally less of a joke, but still a joke


 No.984178

>>984175

>trusting grant

>playing a visual novel


 No.984179

>>984178

I'd trust grant over you

what's wrong with visual novels


 No.984180

>>984179

nothin i just figured me saying "don't play it" would be enough to make you play it

i really don't care either way, but F/SN has never interested me


 No.984181

always do the opposite of what wonk says


 No.984182

File: a346f352d63bbc2⋯.png (513.26 KB, 553x579, 553:579, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984183

I'm the :o) to jimjams :o(

Best buds forever

We're gonna get an apartment and a three legged dog


 No.984184

>>984183

you have that backward but the rest is good


 No.984185

File: 4e6ee2781477e40⋯.png (2.42 KB, 348x58, 6:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984186

Dinner: two steaks and a lobster

👍👍👍👍👍👍👄👄🙏🙏🙏🙏😌😌😌😌


 No.984187

File: 8c0bd279f274dfe⋯.png (469.77 KB, 577x507, 577:507, ClipboardImage.png)

warning: sensitive material


 No.984188

File: 7d7f2a1cb0c6b57⋯.png (87.24 KB, 236x207, 236:207, 1466367844985.png)


 No.984189

do i play fate with or without the bad porn segments


 No.984190

>>984187

can ed handle it against one of the z fighters?


 No.984191

>>984189

with you pussy


 No.984192

File: 2b031aedbfb4130⋯.png (492.91 KB, 739x544, 739:544, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984193

>>984190

he could certainly beat yamcha


 No.984194

File: 79b3f79a5acdd4f⋯.png (612.59 KB, 652x852, 163:213, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984195

File: 56d0e606499e8e7⋯.png (2.06 KB, 256x26, 128:13, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.984196

File: d8d10691a6ba998⋯.png (3.47 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

who else is hyped?


 No.984197

>>984196

what is this


 No.984198

>>984197

it says pokemon RIGHT THERE


 No.984199

>>984197

zero clue


 No.984200

>my uncle says that DJT Jr "just met with some russian bimbo, what's the big deal"

goddamn dude


 No.984201

>>984200

sucks, doesn't it


 No.984202

>>984200

I missed the "Jr" part of that and kept on reading that as "Daily Japanese Thread".


 No.984203

>iraq in ancient times

we are the heirs of mesopatamia and sumeria, our learned men are renowned throughout the known world

>iraq now

boom boom pashtun sand land


 No.984204

>>984201

having a person in my family who lives with his head up his ass? yeah it does suck

he's also said that "25k /year for college is basically free" and we had to take time to like, explain to him that that's actually expensive for a good chunk of people


 No.984205

File: a58f88d783d7952⋯.jpg (433.97 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 20170712223924_1.jpg)

So i'm 9 hours into my first legendary campaign.

I think it's going pretty well so far.


 No.984206

do you guys think cheers or frasier was the better show

i laugh at frasier way more, cheers is more of a sensible chuckle show for me


 No.984207

russian jimbo


 No.984208

>>984206

seinfeld


 No.984209

>>984206

never watched either


 No.984211




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