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/r/ interesting wikipedia articles and other azburger stuff

i will start


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So why did Turks spell Kurds as K*rds?



probably because based erDOGan banned writing "kurd" so they had to do it to avoid getting v&



>banned writing "kurd"

Why are all dictators so kacey tier?


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Reaching absolute power within a republic can be difficult and requires defeating considerable opposition, so only the most autistic and power-hungry individuals succeed.


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>not being an ancap

this is why you are a virgin

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>not being an anarcho-jebist


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>implying Jeb isn't a tankie



Fuck off, I'm an anarcho-taoist.


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I'm an anarcho-maoist, get on my level.


That's not how anarcho-capitalism works. They'd be selling doggos to dogfuckers instead. Firms like Bad Dragon probably make enough money off furfags already.



I'm an anachron-anarchist.

That's how the world works. If someone can make money out of something, he will. Yes, sexdog slavers would exist but those who persecute/prosecute dogfuckers and dogslavers would too. If there's a need and someone to pay for satisfying it then someone will satisfy it.

Lots of people like dogs in a nonsexual way and feel bad about others abusing them and a need would arise to satisfy.

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Ukrainian threda here

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I read that in non-rhotically



pls explain



Is Candydoll the only good thing to ever come out of Ukraine?




fetal alcohol syndrome, all of them

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I refuse to buy school textbooks. I'd rather fail than be forced to pay money for a grade. I'm facing a huge problem now though which is the fact that I can't find a single copy of this book online. I've checked kickass torrents, piratebay, bookzz, libgen, gone through several pages of search engine results which all led me to nothing.

Only 4 hours remain until the chapter 1 assignment and quiz is due.



which book nigga



Principles of Computer Security

The only books I can find online are just lab manual versions of the book which are just instructions on how to do the labs and not the actual book itself


I found out that there's only a 10% penalty for turning in things late in a week. So I can turn in this quiz next week and get a 90% on it instead of 100% which is good enough for me.



there's this and I believe you can get through registration 4free


I'd rather do it from a public computer though


otherwise listing main authors or publisher is usually a good idea too

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are armenians white/european? or are they churkas like georgians and azerbaijanis?

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Oh, btw, in Germany the scholarly term for IE languages is Indo-Germanic.




Right, but the issue is that the idea itself turns up no results. And if it's a scholarly term in Hungary, then he needs to explain that. I'm not Hungarian, and it's not my job to learn his country's terminology just to comprehend his argument when he's attempting to disprove a statement I've made.

Also, that's interesting, why Indo-Germanic? Doesn't it sort of need that one, implicit pre-German step?



And Indo-European doesn't need one, implicit pre-Indian step? Caspian (in analogy to Uralic) or Euro-Asiatic (in analogy to Afro-Asiatic) would make more sense.

It's called Indo-Germanic because German linguists believed Germanic languages are more archaic so they compared German directly to Sanskrit in their works. The name stuck, also it makes them feel more important. Remember, Schleicher did the bulk of work in the beginning on reconstructing PIE, and Pokorny's Indogermanisches etymologisches Wörterbuch is still used as the core dictionary even though there's been a lot of later corrections in reconstruction.


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Armenian woman




But Armenians are usually ugly as sin.

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>tfw american

>tfw you're freedom is better than that of lesser humans (aka euros,japs and the subhumans)

It must be humiliating to have been born in such a state anons, why haven't you committed honor suicide yet?

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Mexico of Europe.



ukraine is mexico of europe



turkey is the mexico of europe, both mexicans and turks are a mixture of 3 different races, both owned a small portion of land in europe and the US, and both have their country's food in restaurants across the continents


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But unlike beaners Turks are white



Both have a White upper class.

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I can't see the balls! What do?

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do you have any subcultures in singapore?



lurk moar


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We have a new Polish poster? Welcome to the board.



Welcome to the board! Enjoy your stay!

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Bernd, what do you think about Keinbernd games like No Mans Sky?

Do you play video games at all? PC? Console?

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Just dumped the bodies in a place. No time for burial.

Compton healed up. So I immediately ordered him to build the much needed rooms. In the middle of wörk he decided to take a nap. Lazy nigger! And he's gonna have the "slept outside bed" debuff for hours!

While the lordling stripped naked a corpse the SJW experienced very bad withdrawal symptoms. He's gonna break down. I ordered him to craft an horseshoes pin so he can play and relax a bit.


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Before Compton could slip out for a bit cloudwatching I ordered his ass back to wörk. He built a block of wall then he decided to take a walk. Back to wörk. After another block he went to play horseshoes. BACK TO WÖRK! Walk again. Where's my whip? And walk again. I really need to hire an overseer.

Then I let him to play horseshoes with SJW.

We had a visitor. She's a stronk womyn. Then everyone slept.




What is your plan on surviving winter?

You dont have a farm nor lots of supples



It's still 9th of spring I have the whole summer and half of autumn to grow shit. After I finished the most urgent necessities I'll give my attention to the question of food. On the fertile soil to the west shit will grow fast and while the crops grows I'm planning to gather berries with Compton and hunt a bit with the lordling and the SJW.

But to store the supplies I need a cold storage space otherwise it's just waste.



Also there's another fertile patch of land in close vicinity on the northeast.

I'll plant cotton and some herbs too not just edibles.

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Quick rundown on them:

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs

>in contact with aliens

>rumoured to possess psychic abilities

>control france with an iron fist

>own castles and banks all over the world

>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)

>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies

>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now

>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

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The Bernd know


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Do you like playing with legi, /kc/?

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i have a stepsister and she is only reading books :/ not even a wally :/



If you don't enjoy something, then why worry?


I used to read a lot too. Good thing we had a library with a lot of interesting books.



people still read books? i thought that e-books and pdfs killed physical copies


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>If you don't enjoy something, then why worry?

Maybe real worry is that i cannot spend time with my brother without feeling like assbörger and that other people menage things better?


I built a cable onto the wardrobe with legi once as a kid. I think I was around 10. Used nylon string as cables, and gear mechanisms and everything.

I'd've replied earlier but 8chan didn't want to let me post

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fix this

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serbs aren't as liberating as russians are though


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total völkermord mode



slavic greece separated from greek

albanians genocided and land given to macedonia and serbia

ukrops forced into re-russificiation

poland punished and forced into submissive sissy status

Asiatic Hungarians, Baltics, Finns left alone and prohibited from taking new lands


North Africa recolonized

mandatory liberated countries: scotland, wales, catalonia, le pays basque

mandatory removal of non-countries: belgium, switzerland, belarus, ukraine, croatia, bosnia, montenegro


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i would like the city where i live to be german

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what have you eaten for lunch today, bernd?

>greek gyro

>some cheetos

>a sprite to drink



0.5 kg of Vegetables and sausage fried on pan


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Stew (beef with potatoes, carrots and stuff)

Then tea with quince jam

Now eating an apple


Tomorrow i will probably order kebab and make myself sour soup


2 sandwiches with ham in aspic

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Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either.

Green Carnation

prog rock band from norway

some songs:

pile of doubt


dead but dreaming




crushed to dust


and 1 hour long concept track, some say it is best of them but it still one hour long


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I can't stop watching these tesla coil videos.



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polish president warning putin of war due to russian aggression


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Does somebody know the source of this?

Or is it really something composed by a Bernd?



awesome song


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not music related but i wanted to post this to preserve the memory of ytmnd

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Hello, people of /kc/. I'm the board owner of /x/ and this is a formal invitation to join Operation Golden Age.

The problem

You're probably aware that 8chan's community is small and highly fragmented. This is a terrible combination. Small forums work best when they have a small number of sections. Big sites can afford to have many subforums. While we enjoy the freedom to create and customise our own boards, the current model of infinite boards plus a stagnant community has resulted in a situation where the vast majority of boards are not as active as they could be. This is a pity, because imageboards are a great and versatile medium, and out of all imageboards, 8chan has the most potential.

Unfortunately our growth model so far has relied on various waves of exodus from other communities, mainly from 4chan. By its very nature, this model doesn't guarantee constant growth, and actually makes growth almost undesirable, because when it happens it's so big and sudden that the influx of new users can be difficult to manage. What we want is slow and steady growth.

The solution

We need to start spreading the word about 8chan. The keyword here is "we". The administrators won't do it because they don't make any money from this site, so it's not in their best interest to advertise it. The big boards won't do it either because they already enjoy a good number of PPH (posts per hour) and they're scared that any new visitor might ruin their 'culture'. From their point of view, there's nothing wrong with the current state of things. Most boards on the other hand would greatly benefit from a bigger community, but we have to make it happen. We have to realise that if we don't do something about it, nothing will change.

Now, due to the fact that most small boards represent niche interests, broad advertisements won't be particularly effective. Instead of advertising for 8chan as a site, we want to target people who are already interested in our niche. We can do this for free by mentioning our boards in places where our target audience gather. It can be YouPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


last time kc people went here it was awful


No please dont

I prefer my imageboard dead rather then full of newfags and keinbernds that will never adapt themselves in imageboard culture

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It was cold as fuck this night in our little country. It seems this is a great achievement as the coldest temperature ever measured in Hungary was -26,5 in 1985.

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>there are thousands without drinking water

I'm sure they are happy about it.



Also. Fuck that snowfall. We haven't had real snow at lest for a half decade.


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Warm. Also bright.



Now we had. I spent more than an hour to clear the snow off the sidewalk and parts of the yard. 37 cm thick (measured by me) and compacted as it's melting, it should be almost 50.

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