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 No.1[Reply]

Welcome to /metal/, a board for heavy metal music.

Rules:
>Don't be a faggot

That's about it

 No.2335

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Faggotry entails but is not limited to…

I. Edgy Non-Metal Garbage

The following are allowed, but must be kept in a single containment thread. Posting elsewhere will result in a seven day ban.
>metalcore/deathcore
>nu metal
>emo/screamo

In other words, this board isn't for Hot Topic shit. Mocking the aforementioned genres/cringe threads are permitted and encouraged.

Old school hard rock like Deep Purple is fine, as is old punk like Black Flag.

Non metal music in general (jazz, classical, rap, whatever) is also allowed as long as it's kept in a single thread

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 No.4902[Reply]

So I recently came across this thing called the "Grimposium".

http://globalnews.ca/news/2146406/grimposium-sheds-light-on-bigger-issues-in-metal-music-industry/

At first glance this looks like another one of those circlejerks where academics try feebly to wrap their heads around metal.

>Currently in its second year, the Grimposium is a special opportunity for metal heads to get together and talk about their common interests.

But then I saw this:

>The Grimposium will also host discussions on racism, misogyny and homophobia within the heavy metal scene, as well as debate how to properly discuss these topics.

It became clear to me that this was a thinly veiled attempt at pushing social justice bullshit onto the metal scene. I decided to do some digging and came across pic related.

>Contemporary Issues In Metal Journalism

>A panel on how journalists deal with sensitive material in the extreme metal scene

And look at the first name on that roster: Kim Kelly. Let me remind you that Kim Kelly is the same metal journalist who tried to demonize Dragonforce based on lyrics some of the members wrote 20 years ago.

https://archive.today/gxUIZ

She was also the first to promote Castrator, which she called a "feminist death metal band".

https://archive.is/tUc6R

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 No.4904

This shit has been happening for years in "metal journalism", why are you even surprised?


 No.4906

This has been a problem since those kikes at MetalSucks have become prominent. Also metal got bigger so there's been a huge influx of sensitive faggots who know nothing about the genre.

>You guys wanna place any bets on how long it will be until the metal press declares that metalheads are dead all on the same day?

I don't give a shit but we had better not do anything gay like "metalgate" or something. We shouldn't try to be civilized like fucking gamergate was. We need to be as nasty or nastier than they think we are to really get them to fuck off.


 No.4907

>>4906

>We need to be as nasty or nastier than they think we are to really get them to fuck off.

I think we made that obvious after we repeatedly called Shayne Mathis a faggot.


 No.4908

It has been said countless of times that metalheads (not counting the aforementioned sensitive pussies) are elitist faggots. Try pushing SJW shit on them and it will not result in another gamergoy, but a very honest "Kill yourself you fucking faggot".




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 No.4847[Reply]

My first pick.

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 No.4866

Its amazing how every band mentioned has been correct.


 No.4867

We already have a thread for this. Use the catalog you fucking disgusting faggot.


 No.4899

>>4860

This

Also Pantera pretty much created metalcore.


 No.4901

>>4899

No, I blame that on sepultura. (Roots) Pantera's got good shit (TGSTK.) I don't understand ppl hating them because of music that came after. Also, Exhorder and Pantera sound nothing alike except for Phil's vocals on CFH.


 No.4905

>>4899

You do realize his post was making fun of people like you?




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 No.4892[Reply]

Welcome to the first edition of Same Name

Stupid idea I had, post two songs with the same name, and vote on which one you like better. Starting with two classics: Candlemass and Blind Guardian with their respective Mirror Mirror's.

Embed is Blind Guardian's, here's Candlemass'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRHEnREuJZQ

http://strawpoll.me/5092400

 No.4903

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>>4892

Kek, Helloween also have their Mirror Mirror




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 No.4900[Reply]

Saturday, 2015/08/08 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific or 6 pm Eastern), I will screen:

      • 2200 Fight Club

      • 0031 Donnie Darko

      • 0255 Inception

      • 0531 Brazil

-=0808 Program Repeats=-

      • 0807 Fight Club

      • 1038 Donnie Darko

      • 1302 Inception

      • 1538 Brazil

-=1800 Program Ends=-

including 15 minute breaks between all films. All credits will run completely, but at several times the normal speed when possible. 

Where:

http://connectcast.tv/Mal-2

When:

Saturday, 2015/08/08 at 2200 UTC (3 pm Pacific or 6 pm Eastern), though the music will start two hours prior to this.

Why:

I don't know any more, it's just fun.

The official thread can be found here: >>>/eris/686



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 No.2164[Reply]

Post what you're currently listening to
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 No.1388[Reply]

Go to your music player hit shuffle post the first ten songs and we'll judge.

>Fester Forever - Exhumed

>Gallery of Suicide - Cannibal Corpse
>The Underground Man - Pig Destroyer
>Excoriated, Emasculated, and Dead - Exhumed
>Pyathrotic Discorporation - Exhumed
>Flesh and Power it Holds - Death
>Sempiternal Past/Presence View Sepulchrality
>WormHole Inversion - Abominable Putridity
>Fermented Offal Discharge - Necrophagist
>Sis - Pig destroyer
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 No.4890

>Crowbar-Buried Once Again

>Burzum-Gerbechlichkeit I

>Pantera-By Demons Be Driven

>Goatwhore-Provoking the Ritual of Death

>Saint Vitus-Zombie Hunger

>Sleep-From Beyond

>Black Sabbath-Behind the Wall of Sleep

>Corrupted-Dios Injusto

>Goatwhore-In Legions, I Am Wars of Wrath

>Pantera-Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills

>Black Sabbath-NIB

A decent representation, the only song I'd skip personally is Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills.


 No.4893

>>4890

We didn't know you'd break this bottle open with the magic in it and use those jagged shards to cut our wrists and necks. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.


 No.4895

>Dismember- Bleed for me

>Cannibal corpse- Rancid Amputation

>Burzum - Vanvidd

>Down- Underneath Everything

>Darkthrone- Paragon Belial

>Amorphis- The exile of the sons of uisliu

>Suffocation- Reincremation

>Darkthrone- Iconoclasm sweeps cappadocia

>Necrophobic- Nifelhel

>Dissection- Thorns of Crimson death

I gave it a shot.


 No.4896

>>4893

For a second I didn't know what you were referencing. I almost always skip that song.


 No.4897

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>>4895

>>Down- Underneath Everything

My fucking nigger, that's probably my favorite Down song, or second favorite. It's hard to pick between Underneath Everything and Eyes of the South.




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 No.4769[Reply]

/blackmetal/ general thread, posts recs and hail the dark lord.

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 No.4778

>>4769

So sick of pizza and baphomet memays.


 No.4803

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>>4774

Once an Alcest/Deafheaven show came to my town. Tickets were like 7 bucks and I was super bored, so I went. Holy shit, they were both fucking terrible

WITR were pretty good live, even if their fanbase if full of hipster cucks

Also, dropping some bestial shit to help purge the gay out of this thread


 No.4807

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>>4773

That second pic should include Judas Iscariot and Inquisition for United States BM. Also, can someone explain the relation between Mercyful Fate and black metal?


 No.4817

>>4807

Mercyful Fate has lyrics about satanism and the occult, they may not be as in depth as newer BM bands, but they were one of the first.


 No.4888

>>4807

Very early influence on then cult

>>4773

>first wave

>Blood Fire Death

I mean don't get me wrong I love that album to death

But The Return… and Under The Sign of the Black Mark are more so first wave




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 No.4669[Reply]

All so we psychoanalyze/judge the person above us based on their taste.

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 No.4812

>>4802

Is she like 14?


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>>4802

>those piercings

>those tattoos


 No.4830

>>4802

>sadvomitgirl

jesus christ


 No.4833

>>4812

No mid 20s apparently


 No.4886

>>4683

Fuck yeah dude

Love that album




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 No.4657[Reply]

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 No.4668

>>4665

He's not a troll, just an idiot.


 No.4690

scaruffi has been listening to some black metal albums this summer

http://www.scaruffi.com/cdreview/new.html

Ruins Of Beverast Rain Upon The Impure 7.5

Katharsis VVorld VVithout End 7.5

Anaal Nathrakh The Codex Necro 7.5


 No.4862

>>4657

seems like they just threw together the most forestanding bands of every subgenre


 No.4868

On a scale of one to a hundred how autistic is scaruffi


 No.4873

>>4868

To quote an old no longer funny meme, "over 9000".




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 No.3655[Reply]

Put anything that would be humorous to a metalhead. Please keep le ebin 9g0g maymays to a minimum, it'd be better if we post things like humorous interviews of metal musicians, extreme tryhards and extremely shitty metal and/or metalcore/indie rock pretending to be metal.

First of, one of my favourite interviews of the poet that is Paul "Ass Is the Real Deal" Ledney
http://www.voicesfromthedarkside.de/Interviews/PROFANATICA--7056.html
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 No.4686

https://rateyourmusic.com/collection/Jewrong/reviews

His Hvis lyset tar oss review will never not be funny to me.


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 No.4732

>>4295

I thought I was the only one who liked carnival in coal.


 No.4861

>>4283

the vntrveness is showing


 No.4870

>>4682

>tire iron

Adding an Assult charge on top of the rape one, what a good idea.

>leather belts

Comitting murder/making the target fight back harder.

Which could cause damage that may be hard to hide e.g. bite mark on shoulder, making you more suspicious.

Again what a good idea.




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 No.4331[Reply]

Alright /metal/, perhaps you can help me with this problem I've been working on. Now, I'm no fan of death/metalcore, but I do unfortunately know some people with horrible taste in music, and one thing I've noticed is they have to add core to the end of all the other genres.

Speedcore, mathcore, vikingcore, etc.

And then they go in the completely opposite direction referring to deathcore as death metal.

I have tried to educate them on the proper terminology and the distinction between genres, but nothing works. My hypothesis is that the genres are so hated, that fans if to try to bring the other genres onto the same level with the addition of core in the genres name. What are your thoughts on this?

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 No.4439

>>4431

>That's just retarded.

Welcome to core.

>>4434

Amon Amarth can be pretty good but the thing is they aren't even viking metal. They're just melodeath with viking based lyrics. Real viking metal bands that I like are Falkenbach (which I don't see mentioned enough), Thyrfing (old), and Mithotyn, and they sound nothing like Amon Amarth. People just think anything with vikings in it is viking metal.


 No.4440

>>4439

Yep, basically this. I actually like a lot of Amon Amarth's earlier albums, but the new stuff just doesn't appeal to me. I'm always under the impression they're trying to grope for a wider audience, which annoys me to no end


 No.4463

>>4434

I like Twilight of the Thunder God, but the albums after that aren't so good.


 No.4521

>>4431

well they started out as grind


 No.4865

>speedcore

Shitty electronic music with retarded high BMPs. Also has a lot of furries, for some reason.

>Mathcore

That's actually what they call math metal IIRC. Like math rock.

>vikingcore

My sides.




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 No.4864[Reply]

i know many of you guys don't like folk metal, calling it too cheesy and stuff, but check this out, this band is out to safe folk metal, srsly take a good listen, im more of a thrash fan myself but i love it, a more thrashy song by this band is wolvetiid, look it up, they rock. also, post more bands like this pls



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 No.4579[Reply]

Which band has the worst fans?

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 No.4642

>>4606

Just pullin yer leg, since I noticed an unusually large number of Burzum fans here. If Burzum has the worst fans, I'm one of them.

And yeah, that was me who posted Panopticon.


 No.4644

>>4642

I'm sorry, I'm so addicted to Burzum. Nothing wrong with Panopticon but I'm just not a fan of bluegrass, perhaps my tastes will evolve.

I think if you compare Burzum to all the other bands above. You see a big difference. Varg was experimenting with some major shit. The other bands took an already established sound and built on it. Even though Varg was inspired by Bathory and what not. He cooked up something new which hasn't been copied well to date. (except for Filosofem, That album's been plagiarized to death)


 No.4645

>>4642

>>4644

Cont:

But that doesn't take away from the point that Burzum fan's can be assholes. Mostly Black metal period falls into that. But that's kind of what the genre was founded on. (They were like much cooler hipsters before hipsters were a thing)


 No.4647

Burzum is great, but fanboys of anything can be annoying

I personally hate Wintersun/Ensiferum/Equilibrium fans. Too many of them are wiccan LARPer faggots


 No.4863

>>4609

it's like these guys never learned how to palm mute without losing the sound, you can never really hear what they're playing, all you hear is chugg chug chugg really




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 No.4699[Reply]

Hey /metal/

I have relatively long wavy hair, it comes to my chest. However, it's been bothering me for a while. Long hair takes more time to take care of and I think wavy hair makes me look like a faggot. I'm not going to post pictures on internet but my facial structure is similar to Henry Cavill, if this matters. Second picture is the hairstyle I'll go for if I cut my hair, should I do it /metal/?

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 No.4834

shave it all but grow a fucking long beard to replace it


 No.4837

>>4834

Like a hipster?


 No.4842

>>4837

yeah like that one from that Slayer band


 No.4844

>>4842

Jeff was a better guitar player.


 No.4845

>>4699

>Long hair takes more time to take care of and I think wavy hair makes me look like a faggot.

just get dreadlocks then faggot




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