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43f318 No.3742

ITT: fucked up stuff you heard from your local parish priest
>be agnostic
>on friday church because college requires it
>me and friends decide to sign attendance and ditch mass
>go to library but close so we decide to go back
Fast forward to gospel and it was about King Herod killing babies
>homily
>Priest talks about masons and suddenly says the masons were an anti-christ organization started by Herod bent on taking over the world
>talks about satanic messages from rock music and backmasking vinyls
>uwotm8.jpg
>I rage and laugh inside because brainwashing at its finest
>so much rage and cringe that day
>mass ended and I googled on wtf that history channel host was blabbering about
>biblebeliever.org.au
>mfw

0a45ce No.3744

>>3742
Oh hello, Allen.

> masons were an anti-christ organization

The freemasons are the precursor to modern day liberals and communists, they were against the Catholic church which was a pillar of the establishment that was against their revolutionary aims.
The Catholic church is true and only Christian church.

>talks about satanic messages from rock music and backmasking vinyls

You don't need to backmask vinyls, the lyrical themes of popular music range from greed, lust, to outright praising Satan.

b7b911 No.3759

>>3742
>Pope visits Philippines
>have anti-Christian posts to make people mad

Lay off the edge, Allen. You need to go out more and make friends so you don't get angry all the time you autistic communist fuck. Also:

>masons were an anti-christ organization


Debatable but seeing its history and origins, not to mention the writings of some of its leaders praising lucifer, it's really not farfetched.

>talks about satanic messages from rock music and backmasking vinyls


You don't need to backmask music to see how it glorifies materialism, hedonism and living like niggers that stands in contrast to Christianity. You even have music like "throw that boy pussy" like vid related for crying out loud.

84fe91 No.3796

>>3744
>Catholic is true church
Kek
>>3759
>Believing on random conspiracy theory
Kek

84fe91 No.3797

>>3742
>Agnostic
>Goes to Christian school
Kek

3ff70a No.3804

>calling non-solid Christian/Catholic believers as "Allen"

is this le new ebin /pinoy/ mene?

001caa No.3812

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>>3742
Why does your college force you to go, is your college not secular? It would be awkward if there was a buddhist or a muslim in your class.

13ea95 No.3821

>>3796
>believing random conspiracy theory
>implying

Masonry started after the templars were disbanded by the king of france and the pope. Some fled to what is now modern day switzerland and established a kingdom there (notice their flag with the same symbol but with inverted colors). Others regrouped and vowed to destroy the very institution that had them destroyed with trumped up false charges. It's a classic matter of revenge.

No outlandiah and wacky conspiracy theory there, Allen.

7d5bff No.3873

Be forced to attend the mass in the provice, and it's in a Visayan dialect so it's more lulzy to me.

>Walk around not giving a crap

>Gospel about feeding the 5000
>Homily
>ThisIsIt.jpg
>Some scholars theorized about this "sharing" of food that enabled Jesus to feed such a vast amount of people
>Why do we need to explain everything?
>Can't we just accept what was written because it's Jesus? He doesn't need to be questioned. What's there in the Bible is the truth.
>I laughingly went out and ate a fishball
>Bad stomach, diarrhea

83d3b7 No.3933

>>3797
Closest decent college from home and they teach computer sciences and engineering



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