/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>Adamasgender- A gender which refuses to be categorized.

>gender which refuses to be categorized.

>refuses

>categorized

What. How the fuck is this possible? You can't fucking make this shit up

>>4839643

…that actually helps me understand the entire made up gender thing a lot better. They're mostly confusing gender with temperament, under the idiotic delusion that "male" only describes big dumb jocks and "females" are only weak submissive airheads.

>>4839949

this is extra hilarious because "Adam" is "man'.

>Invisigender– A gender which feels invisible.

We're actually back in grade school writing a short paragraph about an imaginary friend, except these retards think this is what real life is.

>>4839949

Ohw Anon, did you really except logic from these sick puppies?

>>4839643

I pasted the list into word and it's 30 pages long.

If you add a forword to it and the publishing data etc.. you actually have a small dictionary.

Let that sink in. You need a dictionary to understand genderpolitics.

Ayy can we add more to this list?

>Opengender: a gender that needs others to function. It doesn't fit the capitalist and oppressive notions of property (as in "I own this gender") because property is theft.

>>4840172

Yeah you are right. Those tumblrite cunts are fucking absolute batshit insane… One might think somebody sucked up their brains or something.

>>4840288 (Heil Uncle Adolf!)

It catches me off guard at times too.

One thing that I have noticed is that they pretend to be autistic when debating. They know jolly well what you meen yet they act like they don`t (Uncle Adolf describes it better in Mein Kampf).

I remember when the first time when I knew that I was no longer a leftist faggot and that I had gone over to our side. The world seemed to make sense! Everything was so clear, totally fucked but very clearly fucked, and I felt powerful and proud of my heritage and who I am. I am convinced that Marxist faggots are sick, they refuse to accept what they see and instead try to make the world conform to a failed ideology. They are sick and should be treated as such.

>>4840377 (checked)

>It catches me off guard at times too.

Yeah because they always invent new crazy shit It always astonishes me.

>Marxist faggots are sick, they refuse to accept what they see and instead try to make the world conform to a failed ideology.

Ye

>Communism has never been tried! :^)

Every fucking time. I guess Marx, Lenin and co were then crypto-commie or something.

>(Uncle Adolf describes it better in Mein Kampf).

That part where he wrote that when they can't win a debate they pretend to act like a idiot instead?

I can't decide whether I'm Hitlergender, Trumpgender, or Garrigender. I think I'm 1488gender.

>>4840492

>That part where he wrote that when they can't win a debate they pretend to act like a idiot instead?

Indeed, and if you do get them to admit that they are fucked. Then the next day they pretend that you are insane and that they won the debat the day before!

>>4840252

>Ayy can we add more to this list?

Transapache: a gender that sexually identifies as an attack helicopter

>>4839643

Fucking hell

"Amiibogender" - A gender which is able to be altered by purchasing and registering any officially licensed Amiibos.

>>4839949

it's actually one of the more logical ones

>I'm a special snowflake

>I'm so unique

>I don't fit in anywhere

>I'm one of a kind

I'll make up a gender around that concept

>>4839643

What i'm missing in this list is "male" and "female".

>>4840863

flakegender: a gender that is unique and demands that everyone accept them unconditionally

>>4840568

I remember reading that part, thinking

>fuck, you are right.

debating from emotion, acting as if they care about the people yet not helping them

acting like an idiot questioning everything

if they seem to lose the debate they retreat

the next day they act like it never happened

>>4839643

Just remember boys.

They will be among the first to die when shit hits the fan.

All the maladjusted and gender-confused teens and adults will perish when the real world can no longer conform to their delusions.

All the genderkin and god knows what else will be unable to adapt to a world where they have to rely and depend on their instincts.

Imagine Tyrone and Jamal when confronted with a genderkin.

"The fuck are you?" they ask.

"Well, I'm supposedly a female human but I identify as an otherkin." And when they refuse to quit approaching her and then rape her, she will learn too late that she is in fact a female.

It is sad to think about the helpless rtards that will perish in the coming years

>>4840252

>Ayy can we add more to this list?

I know, an analhomosexual, which is someone who is straight, unless they get pozz'd in the neckhole.

>>4841014

Indeed, you know you Mein Kampf. A roman salute to you.

I`m still not done reading it, it`s a book that I want to understand. So I don`t read when I`m tired. So I don`t get much reading done, but nearly every page something comes up that reminds me of shit going on today. No wonder they have tried to suppress it.

>Adamasgender- A gender which refuses to be categorized.

kek

>>4841344

>>4840924

Oravigender - Someone who changes his gender when someone asks what the gender is.

Paedicaregender - Someone who only becomes gay when fucked in the asshole.

Nixgender - Someone who's gender is unique and must be accepted unconditional.

>>4839643

My eyes hurt so fucking badly

>>4839643

Tips: Make your own crazy genders by using a Latin dictionary.

Orisgender - Someone who's gender changes with the language they speak.

Someone post that nigger reading a tumblr pronounces, the one with "thon thon"

>>4841516

>tumblr is trolling everyone with this shit

No, they really belief this stuff and those genders are just the top of the mountain.

>>4839643

Oh yea, that website is one of my favorites. Read some of the other articles on the site, top keks, all of them. I feel like it may have been made by a /pol/ack

wait can I be bigendered with both wintergender and fimbulgender

FIMBULWINTERGENDERKIN

My god is this retarded.

>>4841640

> there are no books or words of wisdom I could provide to explain it

You mean a bible? :^)

>>4839643

I just thought of a new one. You are one gender and comfortable with it pre sexual intercourse. But right after sex your gender aligns with the sex of the person you had sex with. Need a name for it though.

>>4841882

Poopdicksxpressome

>>4841467

That's multigenderphobic.

>>4841882

leechgender, swapgender?

>>4840924

No, FlakeGender is the gender for people who are slightly unstuck in time, and therefore always arrive late to appointments and social gatherings, if at all.

>>4841204

do otherkin actually believe that they are some sort of non human? Or are they just role playing? If they believe it then Out of all the fucked up shit I would say otherkin are the most deluded.

>>4841910

Leechgender could work, or absobagender or something.

Or postcoitusspontaniousclonegender

>Abimegender

You think you're deep, but you really aren't

>Absorgender

Hivemind

>Adamasgender

Self-contradictory

>Adeptogender

You think you're the Avatar

>Aesthetetgender

You think you are a painting

>Aethergender

You think your obesity is a gender

>Affectugender

Bipolar

>Agender

Lost dick in tragic accident

>Agenderfluid

"Cancegender"

>Agenderflux

"Librafluid"

>Alexigender

Tumblr newfag

>Aliusgender

Doesn't need your labels, man

>Ambigender

Wears panties under their work jeans

>Amaregender

A game of Pretend

>Ambonec

Paradox

>Amicagender

playing Pretend with your friends

>Amorgender

A game of Pretend, part 3

>Androgyne

Trap

>Anesigender

Compelled to follow insane groupthink

>Angeligender

Watched too many episodes of "Touched by an Angel"

>Angenital

Cut their dick off with a chop box

>Anogender

Identifies as a TV with shitty reception

>Anongender

We r Leejun

>Antegender

2 deep 4u

>Antigender

IM NOT A BOY/GIRL

>Anxiegender

Shrills like a girl when spooked

>Apagender

Undiagnosed depression

>Apconsugender

That one webm about rocket guidance systems

>Apogender

I have transcended the concept of dicks

>Apollogender

Must collect all labels

>Aporagender

Took too many shrooms

>Aptugender

Committed to their faggotry

>Aquarigender

3deep5u

>Archaigender

Identifies as a dinosaur

>Aritmagender

Identifies as Math

>Astergender

So fat they are undergoing nuclear fusion in their stomach

>Astralgender

Went to the Planetarium too many times

>Atmosgender

Identifies as a cloud

>Autigender

Autists-only sekrit club

>Autogender

Jerks off too much

>Axigender

Can't decide whether they want to wear a bra today

>Batgender

I'M BATMAN

>Biogender

Identifies as a plant

You know, I once thought that /pol/ could sound a little like tumblr in our distinctions between various ideologies, but this is truly insane. We will never be on this level of autism and faggotry.

>>4839643

>Affectugender– A gender affected by mood swings.

>IM SO ANGRY I WANT TO TAKE A COCK UP MY ASS

>Armagender

>The final gender

>>4839643

Merchantsexual: A gender that's sexually attracted towards money, cheating, dishonesty, and Jews.

>>4841565

ahaha where's that webm taken from m9?

>>4844065

The facial proportions on that… thing… are very strange. Is it a child?

>>4844089

better: why the fuck would a guy save a pic like that?

I don't even want to know where it's from.

>>4839643

Goddamn even fungi don't have this many genders. WTF is wrong with Tumblr?

Daily Reminder that the only people who unironically follow this shit are women and effeminate men.

>Autigender- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic.

Well at least they're honest for once.

A girl carrying a bag of flour: Transparent

Huehuehuewueueuwewe

>>4850670

That guy also did a thing for fat acceptance.

>>4850772

Source is just a couple vocaroos from a guy in the mwo /vg/ on halfchan ages ago, there was a second half to the pronouns one but I don't think it ever got saved, or at the very least I can't find it.

>>4850670

fucking kek

Who else /volksgender/ here? I identify as an aryan übermensch and you must address me as herrenvolk because it's my prounoun.

>>4843343

OK.

>Blizzgender

Elsa from Frozen

>Boggeder

WOT ARE U DOIN IN MUH SWAMP

>Bordergender

Hasn't quite committed to Tumblr yet

>Boyflux

Can't decide between doing squats with weights or a dildo

>Brevigender

"How many different ways can I spell 'Bipolar'?"

>Burstgender

Identifies as the spell Fireball

>Cadensgender

Not allowed to listen to Queen songs

>Cadogender

You admit you actually are a boy if pressed.

>Caedogender

Dick cut off in tragic accident

>Caelgender

Identifies as the planet Jupiter

>Cancegender

The Kool-Aid went down the wrong pipe and now they're coughing

>Canisgender

Dogfucker

>Caprigender

High-intensity Bipolar

>Carmigender

Identifies as Shakespeare's poems

>Cassflux

Has not yet decided how much of a fuck they give

>Caveagender

Was locked in the closet

>Cavusgender

Cries like a bitch

>Cendgender

Wears a g-string with their jockstrap

>Cennedgender

Parents currently holding closet door shut

>Ceterogender

"Fuck you, skirts and work boots go together fine"

>Chaosgender

Slaaneshi Cultist.

>Cheiragender

Has undiagnosed multiple personality disorder

>Circgender

Shoved the Key of Solomon up their ass, refuses to take it out

>Cloudgender

Solipsist who doesn't explain themselves to people who don't exist

>Cocoongender

Wrapped themselves in the blankets they found in the closet

>Cogitogender

Has to actively work towards their faggotry

>Coigender

Keeps getting interrupted

>Collgender

"It isn't my job to educate shitlords"

>Colorgender

Identifies as the color fuchsia

>Comgender

Negative Zero

>Commogender

Another closeted faggot

>Condigender

Gets way too into their crossdressing

>Contigender

Identifies as the TARDIS

>Corugender

Has PTSD episodes where they think they're a tranny

>Cosmicgender

Identifies as an Elder God

>Cryptogender

Identifies as a sudoko puzzle

>Crystagender

Someone lit their crossdressing clothes on fire, they are currently in the process of rebuilding the collection

>Cyclogender

Gets REALLY bitchy when they're on the rag

>Daimogender

Identifies as a daemon. Purge on sight.

>Deaboy

Thor called them a pussy. They took it as a divine mission.

>Demigender

Only shaves one leg

>Digigender

Identifies as a .jpg

>Domgender

Girlfriend invaded head and took control

>Drakefluid

Identifies as a dragon who must collect all labels

>Dryagender

Identifies as a forest. A proto-faggot.

>Dulcigender

Man who likes to wear frilly dresses

>Duragender

Changes their degree of faggotry according to a schedule

>Earthgender

Identifies as a rock

>Ectogender

More newfaggotry

>Effreu

Spooky man

>Egogender

Is currently seeking to trademark their gender

>Ekragender

Identifies as a post-snackbar Mudslime

>Eldrigender

Identifies as Cthulhu

>Elegender

Especially delicate special snowflake

>Elementgender

Identifies as a cup of water

>Elissogender

Lost the map to their faggotry

>Energender

Could power a small city with their faggotry

>Entheogender

Can only describe what they are when tripping balls

>Entrogender

Starting to realize that Tumblr is full of bullshit

>Equigender

Wears one regular and one girls' sock

>Espigender

Identifies as a ghost

>Evaisgender

Only acts like a fag when on Tumblr

>Exgender

Told Tumblr to fuck off

>Exiccogender

Tumblr triggers their depression

>Existigender

Identifies as the realization that you are now manually breathing

>Expecgender

In it for the hivemind

>Explorogender

Currently looking for new blogs to follow

>Faegender

Likes to dress up as a slutty Santa for Christmas

>Fascigender

Identifies as Sanic.

>Faunagender

Fucks anything on four legs

>>4853059

>Fawngender

Pisses themselves if spoken to too loudly

>Felisgender

Catfucker

>Firegender

Constantly inventing new ways to be a faggot

>Fissgender

Secretly wears a bra

>Flirtgender

Slut who doesn't put out

>Flowergender

Their faggotry sets with the sun

>Foggender

Sperg

>Frostgender

Identifies as a snowman

>Fuzzgender

Doesn't explain themselves to shitlords

>Gemigender

Their multiple personalities have teamed up

>Geminigender

Impulse buys crossdressing clothes, wears them once, throws them away

>Genderale

Identifies as a scummy pond

>Genderblur

Hasn't decided what type of faggot they are

>Gendercosm

Another fucking cosmic faggot

>Genderdormant

Their closet door opens into a gay club

>Gendereaux

Told Tumblr to fuck off, then someone noticed they both knit and work on cars

>Genderflora

Owns a really girly umbrella

>Genderflight

ADHD

>Genderfluid

Buys equal numbers of boxers and thongs, wears them all

>Genderfuzz

Not even the Tumblrites can pinpoint their faggotry. Yet.

>Gendermaverick

Empowered by wearing women's underwear

>Gender-Neutral

Only wears gray clothes

>Genderplasma

Their process of nuclear fusion has just started

>Genderpunk

What happens when Tumblr meets /cyber/

>Genderqueer

Level 3 faggot

>Gendersea

Whale

>Gendervague

Their faggotry transcends language

>Gendervoid

Hello darkness my old friend

>Genderwitched

Jane Goodall to Tumblr's Gorillas

>Gendfleur

Identifies as the color soft pink

>Glassgender

Delicate snowflake

>Glimragender

Identifies as a distant star

>Glitchgender

Puts on panties with zero notice

>Gossagender

Another fragile faggot

>Gyragender

Only listens to what Tumblr says, without actually understanding any of it

>Healegender

Focuses on their faggotry to calm down

>Heliogender

This is what, the fourth cosmic faggot?

>Hydrogender

Their fat has tides

>Illusogender

The dissonance is getting to them

>Impediogender

Violently asserts that they're really a girl

>Imperigender

Has their multiple personalities on a leash

>Invisigender

Thinks they are invisible when they sneak into the girl's locker room

>Jupitergender

Cosmic Faggots V- The Tumblr strikes back

>Juxeragender

Identifies as a girl on the Astral Plane

>Kingender

Furry

>Kynigender

Cries when pressed about their faggotry

>Lamingender

Identifies as an onion. Often paired with Boggender

>Leogender

King of the Fags

>Leukogender

Identifies as a spotlight

>Liberique

Cannot shut up about their faggotry

>Lichtgender

Identifies as a lightbulb

>Lipsigender

Their rapist whispered this list into their ear while raping them

>Lovegender

Pathological altruist

>Ludogender

Part of the hive mind, but is self-aware about it

>>4845406

>Daily Reminder that the only people who unironically follow this shit are women and effeminate men.

This. Many women are mentally ill and most low-test betas and faggots and trannies are as well.

>>4865149

>:^(