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"Hi.
We're doomed.
Everyone is saying so.
Whenever media covers a celebrity break-up instead of a foreign bombing, everytime a politician says women's bodies can shut down rape [including gay progressive grimace], or a kid askes facebook if he can catch deafness from his dog, we all take to our keyboards to announce that this sad show is finally over.
Our species deserves to be shaken free from this frozens star. [… What?]
See, we all enjoy being the harbingers of some apocalypse, and our favorite apocalypse to harbing, is the one born from hopeless stupidity.
The cultural touchstone for this fear is the 2006 movie 'Idiocracy'.
Still name dropped and hashtagged whenever somebody feels like it, we're falling headlong into some collective mindless destruction.
Idiocracy is the story of a man, mediocre in every concieveable way, transported to 500 years into the future, where intelligence has been bred out of humanity and the world is just a big mess.
Here's the thing: We now have the benefit of almost 10 years of hindsight [ten whole years! WOW!] since that movie came out, and even though it takes place 500 years in the future, I feel completely confident in saying, knowing what we know now…
[shrill liberal progressive emotional voice activate]
We would be fucking lucky to have the future of idiocracy.
Let me explain.
Yes, the future of idiocracy is governed by stupidity - a professional wrestler is president, starbucks gives out handjobs now and there's a looming famine because everyones been watering their crops with a sports drink - but stay with me for a second; I would gladly take that kind of benign idiocy in my future, over malicious idiocy any day.
[And now the true retardation starts]
In present day America, we are surrounded [gay scared liberal hand gestures] by people who call for our current president to be lynched because he's black, people who bomb Planned Parenthood, and drag gay people behind trucks, who bring loaded automatic rifles into fastfood chains after a mass shooting.
There's a whole quadrant of hateful stupid that's completely absent from idiocracy.
[….? I suppose he's forgetting that everyone calls the main character a fag and threaten to kick his ass for talking like a fag on several occasions, that 'he talks like a fag' was enough evidence to get the main character thrown in prison, and that the president pulls out a machine gun and shoots it into the air to silence dissenting retards, etc]
In fact, there's a black president in the movie, and its never once mentioned. [Yes, because the people are all idiots.]
He rides in an open air motorcade, through city streets. [Yes, because HE'S AN IDIOT… Also, Hitler did that sort of stuff, except he wasn't an idiot.]
He throws parties for everyone on the lawn of the White House. Everyone's invited! [Again, BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT… Also, Andrew Jackson did that, literally, except he too wasn't an idiot.]
Everyone's invited and he never once worries about the possibility of assassination. [… BECAUSE. HE'S. AN. IDIOT.]
There's a female attorney general [who is very-possibly the most retarded of the president's cabinet, and is implied to only be in the position because she's attractive and has sex with people], and people listen to her, they respect her opinions [… nooooo…. no they don't, at all, really…]."
I mean, I don't need to go any further I don't think.
Its just painfully stupid progressive liberal tripe shitting out of its metaphorical mouth.