a438e3 No.4884669
LEFTYCUCK STATUS = BOOTYBLASTED
LEFTYCUCK STATUS = BOOTYBLASTED
LEFTYCUCK STATUS = BOOTYBLASTED
Kike media is going crazy.
00e280 No.4884677
how dare they remember the war they fought in
fbf701 No.4884684
>>4884677
You gonna post links of articles or videos? All you gave us 1 pic and not even screenshot salt from lefties
fbf701 No.4884686
00e280 No.4884688
0c202a No.4884696
>>4884684
One pic without linkage is enough for /pol/.
00e280 No.4884715
>>4884696
we do enjoy a good outrage thread these days
8a69ca No.4884735
>>4884669
god the tiger I has the greatest profile, that tank was so fucking awesome, and it had a sexy little porshe engine in it too
8a69ca No.4884750
>>4884712
>tfw american school systems suck and we get zero exposure to the european philosophical language
8bd1f1 No.4884755
>>4884712
>salt
reddit refugees please, it's butthurt.
1434ae No.4884757
Its beautiful…
Tanks of the Third Reich give me a hard on.
The Stug IV, Jagdpanther and ofc the Tiger (despite the engine issues.)
d091fc No.4884765
00e280 No.4884771
>>4884755
you sound like a salty nigga
a5af68 No.4884773
I don't get how they simultaneously use the Nazis to tell themselves that Germans are the worst scum on Earth, WHILE forbidding each other from referencing the Nazis.
How in the hell does that work?
ae19c3 No.4884783
This is Fasching, right?
It's an annual celebration and for the past five years, kikes have been going apeshit, even though it's been a holiday for many years.
They toss candy and little bottles of liquor to passers by. It's a good time, but it's cold.
1434ae No.4884789
>>4884765
Im afraid Im not familiar with that term anon.
8bd1f1 No.4884793
>>4884771
>salty nigga
>not butthurt nigger
go back to reddit
a438e3 No.4884799
>>4884773
Leftists are pros at doublethink.
More news at 11.
93c86c No.4884801
0c202a No.4884814
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4884715
True! Frog memes answer all.
d15332 No.4884837
>>4884755
>>4884793
Salt was popularized on gamergate boards by the ability to refer to such incidents as salt mines, or posting pics of salt accidents to compare the outrage to.
53cf14 No.4884843
>>4884837
>brought to you by memeoutreach program limited
8bd1f1 No.4884853
>>4884837
Because more than half of it was from normalfag corners of the internet.
Anyway I'm done here and don't want to derail the thread.
8a69ca No.4884917
>>4884757
>jagdpanther
>not the jagdpanzer 38
2431f2 No.4884941
Germany still has a long way to go, but I suppose it's a start.
21d671 No.4884943
>>4884669
what OP failed to mention was that the writing on the side of the tank indicates that this is the "asylumn package" the rapefugees will be receiving.
crude translation from the german article into google-speak:
"On one side of the tank and the word "asylum package III" can be read. That there are so far no - probably the 'driver' wish that the refugees at the borders with such tanks (it involves a Wehrmacht Panzer) are stopped. Sure, it can also be satire, a joke."
bfcbd2 No.4884992
>>4884669
>Pz IV road wheels on a Tiger chassis
897982 No.4885001
>>4884992
It's a fucking parade float. They aren't going to Moscow…
8a69ca No.4885005
>>4884992
lol I love you anon
897982 No.4885015
>>4884995
http://www.mdr.de/mediathek/mdr-videos/a/video326622.html
Video of the Balkan Express with people dressed up as green germs, and some official getting butthurt.
bfcbd2 No.4885027
>>4885001
Yeah because cutting cardboard circles twice the diameter of the ones they used to create the effect of overlapping road wheels is /SO/ difficult.
9c3544 No.4885032
>>4884941
Is that supposed to be the wild west?
897982 No.4885045
>>4885027
Oh shit, the U-boot isn't fully functional, either. I guess our 4th Reich is cancelled.
897982 No.4885056
>>4884995
Plagues, Tiger Tanks, U-Boats: Carnival Panic
February 7, 2016 by TNO Staff— in Europe · 7 Comments
Carnival floats with Tiger Tanks, U-Boats, and a “plague-bearing Balkan Express” sowed panic among German liberals this weekend after they made their unexpected appearance during this weekend’s traditional parades around the country.
Satirical parade floats are a fixture of Germany’s carnival festivities, and this year was certainly no exception.
In the town Wasungen Erfurt, Thuringia, a float made up as a train with the inscription “Balkan Express” on its side and the slogan “The Plague Comes” on the front was the first to draw attention.
Interviewed by Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk (MDR) television service, the float president said that none of the floats had been censored, and that it was all done in good humor.
The float makers and their accompanying participants were also tracked down by the MDR team. Decked out in green face paint and grasshopper uniforms, they denied that their float was in any way referring to the invasion of Germany by 1.5 million nonwhites coming up through the Balkan route.
President of the Landesverband Thüringer Karenevalveriene (LKT) Michael Danz, however, expressed his doubt about the denial to MDR.
However, the grasshopper plague-bearing Balkan Express was just the start of the liberal nightmares.
In the town of Ilmtal, in the district Weimarer Land, also in the state of Thuringia, a float appeared made up as a World War II Tiger Tank, complete with camouflage-wearing crew, and the slogan Ilmtaker Asylabwehr (“Ilmtal’s defense against asylum seekers”) on the side, and “Asylum Package III” on the front.
This “Asylum Package III” is a reference to the Angela Merkel government’s recently announced “new plan” on dealing with the “asylum” invasion, dubbed “asylum package II” by the controlled media.
In Solingen, a city in North Rhine-Westphalia, yet another float appeared, this time in the shape of a U-Boat. Sporting a serial number U-96 (the same one made famous by the Das Boot movie), this float carried the unequivocal message, “They should be fighting for their land, instead of groping with their hand” on the side—a direct reference to the mass sex-attacks being carried out by the nonwhite invaders since their arrival in Germany during 2015.
To incite liberal sentiment even further, the U-Boat sported a crew dressed up in World War II Kriegsmarine and Wehrmacht uniforms, the latter complete with steel helmets.
7b327e No.4885161
>>4885056
wew fucking nice
d063e2 No.4885282
>>4884995
Fucking awesome.
Sadly they'll probably have their kids taken into care and be thrown in prison for 10 years.
f2b5e9 No.4885324
>there is still hope in the heart of Europe
Seriously, with how legally risky this sort of stuff can be in Germany, the fact they have the balls to do all this is quite inspiring.
796f11 No.4885345
>>4884757
Panther is Germans best tank, it was fast, powerful and it shat all over the T34 and Sherman tanks.
8f2df1 No.4885400
>>4885345
was also way cheaper to produce than a Tiger, and ended up having better armor anyway due to sloping.
9f3257 No.4885494
>>4885345
Would have been the best tank of the war if it didn't break down every 100km.
605f33 No.4885528
>>4885345
Too bad T-34s outnumbered them. Two or three shitty tanks beat one good tank any day of the week.
64307f No.4885609
>>4884837
Salt was probably made popular by Twitch if nothing else. As usual gamergoys stole memes and made none of their own.
81f9ac No.4885626
>>4885609
You think people on /v/, the board for videogames has zero overlap with twitch the broadcaster for live videogames?
11e6ac No.4885639
>>4884669
Now only to make real ones, get the army behind and march to Berlin.
796f11 No.4885651
>>4885494
Part of that is due to Germany rushing the development of the tank, R&D is important.
66affa No.4885672
>>4884789
this is a yukari
796f11 No.4885674
>>4885400
If Hitler wasn't on meth all the time, he could have realized that mass producing the panther would have been more beneficial than making ridiculously heavy tanks with naval canons. Mass production of the medium armored tanks like the panther would have won the war, considering the blitzkrieg allowed them to steamroll most of Europe.
605f33 No.4886202
>>4885674
>>4885674
Tanks can only run as long as they have fuel, rubber, and supplies for the crew. That means convoys. That means stretched supply lines. That means easy targets.
Blitzkrieg is great for punching through, but you need to have the support behind. A spearhead is useless without a shaft. Also, unsupported tanks are basically free kills for infantry or even rebels.
28fc24 No.4886314
>>4885345
In combat it was incredible, but it had 2 major flaws.
1. It broke down frequently.
2. It consumed insane amounts of fuel.
041df7 No.4886379
>>4884669
How much years of prision for this "racist and nazi" parade?
605f33 No.4886384
>>4886314
Number two is the bigger issue when the Middle East and Africa are still up for grabs and the biggest producer of oil in the world has embargoed you.
605f33 No.4886421
>>4886314
Number two is the bigger issue when the Middle East and Africa are still up for grabs and the biggest producer of oil in the world has embargoed you.
938604 No.4886429
>>4884837
Sorry to burst your bubble, but 'salty' was popular neogaf meme long before Gamergate. At least 2 years before. Even then, I assume that they stole it.
70b720 No.4886432
>>4886379
Nope, straight to executiion
QUEEN CUCK OF GERMCUCKISTAN DEMANDS IT!
938604 No.4886442
>>4886429
Oh, wait. Long before that. Pre-Wii U threads had plenty of salt.
49ea30 No.4886454
>>4886379
>>4886432
>http://www.br.de/nachrichten/oberbayern/inhalt/panzer-fasching-steinkirchen-100.html
>https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/stgb/__130.html
They are currently investigating whether they can be sued. If charged and convicted those responsible will face up to five years in prison or a monetary fine.
605f33 No.4886455
>>4886429
>bitching about the phrases salty or salt
The real cancer is "Normie". The chan term was normalfag which gives them an air of equality- everyone on the chan is a fag, after all. "Normie" came from Plebbit and makes the poster sound like an autistic basement dweller.
6ed496 No.4886460
>>4884837
>>4884755
The salt meme originates from the fighting game community, so naturally it was used by gamergate, and thus became a mainstream alternative to butthurt
t. Maymay historian
70b720 No.4886476
>>4886454
This is Germany in the year of our lord 2016.
Those poor kraut bastards will be lucky if they ever dig their way out of the landslide of shit that is coming their way.
49ea30 No.4886502
>>4886476
On a positive note, there's a good chance they will not be charged with anything. Apparently the local police had given them green lights for the tank before the parade and assured them it was fair game.
70b720 No.4886562
>>4886502
i bet Merkel/jews/antifas are going to hate that.
dba613 No.4886592
>>4886455 (checked)
But that's the point, not using the -fag suffix is more derogatory as it clearly states that the target is NOT from a chan.
3466a9 No.4886601
>>4884669
This is a good a thread as any to ask this:
aside from the moron acting stupid to that journalist (harmless fun), was there any rapes?
9de3cb No.4886632
>>4884669
tiger is overrated tbqh fam
59ff0c No.4886680
>>4884793
> this level of language policing in a chan
It's not halfchan or reddit you faggot
49ea30 No.4886681
>>4886562
On the other hand if the Obrigkeit deems it necessary to make an example of them there are bound to be some "personnel shifts" in the police department as well.
70b720 No.4886740
>>4886681
Maybe they can staff the "unexpected" shortages with some of those "Diverse people of color" they love so much.
bc0731 No.4886776
>>4884735
no. only very few porsche tigers were made, and after henschel won the tiger contract, most of those tiger (p) were converted into tank destroyers. the tigers used in ww2 had https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maybach_HL230
605f33 No.4886806
>>4886592
Right, but it displays nothing but contempt. It's especially stupid for a board like /pol/ to do so- the entire goal, here, is to rouse the masses and you can't do that with backbiting, passive-aggressive language about how they're not in the in-group.
0d0472 No.4886928
>>4884712
>not knowing Deutsch and English.
8459bf No.4886943
>>4885400
>and ended up having better armor anyway due to sloping.
Whenever people talk about slope armor in the context of either the T-34 having invented it (false) or the Tigers not having it (false) it's always an instant giveaway that people don't know what the hell they're talking about.
a6dc79 No.4886951
>>4886928
>bothering to learn language of beta cuck slaves
1db6cb No.4886969
>>4886951
But you already speak english?!
0d0472 No.4886979
>>4886951
sie müssen zurück
tschüss jude
8459bf No.4886992
>>4884995
Somewhat off topic but massive kudos to New Observer Online, they've been doing absolutely top notch work for the last few years.
4be03e No.4887055
0d0472 No.4887069
>>4887055
t.yet another D&C shill
ee0a27 No.4887084
>>4884755
Don't be a anti-memevolution 7chan-tier purist. 7chan died harder than we did and we only fuel our unholy existence with the eldritch powers of dark mememegics.
505b93 No.4887097
>>4886951
>not learning the language of your ancestors
73a59e No.4887148
File: 1454935912822.jpg (1.62 MB, 2029x1375, 2029:1375, SösemannLange-Propaganda-….jpg)

Ah, returning to older times I see :^)
3466a9 No.4887163
>>4887148
the fuck is that? and what does der judenfresser mean?
0d0472 No.4887180
>>4887163
>the fuck is that?
The Jew Eater
ba4786 No.4887193
>>4885528
Not really fam. If the shitty tanks cant even penetrate the good tank, then it is orge.
8bd16c No.4887202
>>4887180
>tfw no Jew Eater
>tfw will never get to watch my kids pretend to be Jews and get on the Jew Eater ride at the fair
This is why we must win
f876b2 No.4887217
File: 1454936686683.jpg (132.79 KB, 630x473, 630:473, 977e38f1c60c064faa103e377e….jpg)

>>4885001
>They aren't going to Moscow…
no but im interested where that train might be going
9e80d7 No.4887248
>>4884669
GOOD LUCK GERMANY
49140f No.4887387
>>4887163
>>4887180
No it means Jew Muncher or Jew Devourer. Eater is Esser.
49140f No.4887452
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cao4FBSXIAENLZK.jpg:large
Top left: we sit on a power barrell but merkel says we will manage this.
Bottom left: veiled facts
Bottom middle: asylum studio aloe, mobile asylum center *can't read* let's everyone enter
Bottom right: I remove YOU
49ea30 No.4887483
>>4887452
It's "We're sitting on a powder barrel but Mommy says we'll manage".
And why not post the image instead of linking to it?
6eb012 No.4887511
>>4885032
Germans love Wild West stuff. Hitler read Western novels.
beb110 No.4887565
>>4887483
What does the bottom right pic say ?
Something something refugees ?
What about the merkel one ?
0d0472 No.4887602
>>4887387
It's all interchangeable from Deutsch to English, and anyways the root of fresser is esser.
But I do like the sound of the Jew Devourer better now that I think about it.
ba4786 No.4887632
>>4887565
On the right it is someone cosplaying Ferkel and the quote "I will do you all!".
On the left is "refugees' studio". The quote on the bumper is "Please let yourselves all in"!. Probably a reference to what happened in Croatia, where many shitskins were tricked into a van and left for dead.
1db6cb No.4887657
>>4887632
>"I will do you all!".
I will abolish you*
Abschaffen - to abolish
But it can also be a slight play on words as "sich abschaffen" means to overwork oneself
ba4786 No.4887665
>>4887657
Didnt notice the "ab". Thanks Kamerad.
41009f No.4887674
>>4884712
>German
Why are you speaking different languages? Do you hate the white race or something you jew shill.
0d0472 No.4887700
>>4887674
>(1)
sie müssen zurück
tschüss jude
69635e No.4887716
can someone explain to me how the fuck there is even such a thing as "German liberals" at this point ??????????? how dense do you have to be to not see the writing on the wall yet
41009f No.4887725
>>4887700
Why are you speaking Hebrew you fucking kike? Do we have to bomb Dresden again?
ba4786 No.4887727
>>4887716
"White brothers" forced "democracy".
ba4786 No.4887729
>>4887725
Look at this Anglo subhuman and laugh.
41009f No.4887758
>>4887729
>Still arse ravaged that his bitch jewish mischling tolerator of a Fuhrer got btfo
TOPKEK
d17f73 No.4887807
>>4886460
Fighting games are niggers and twitch meme spouters.
a4a277 No.4887832
>>4887758
>>4887729
Stop the D & C
The last thing we need is infighting in times like this.
c802d0 No.4887835
>>4887832
Hahahahahaha, you actually think that guy is one of us. It's probably Dan Gabriel shitposting from his basement office.
41009f No.4887854
>>4887832
>D&C
>Not already divided
topkek, Germaniboos are such faggots tbh
41009f No.4887873
>>4887835
I can actually feel the warmth of your tears through the computer we invented on the internet we invented on the Earth our British God invented tbh
846c85 No.4887892
>>4887873
Nigga, Britain has fucking London City and much Jewry in its heart. Don't talk about things 'not being divided already'.
Now shut up and go back to your cuckshed while we others stand together who don't care about shit like that and prefer to simply preserve and further the white race.
41009f No.4887926
>>4887892
>The Jews this
>The Jews that
>White race meme
TOP FUCKING KEK
846c85 No.4887948
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4887926
Don't be mad because your kind has never experienced something like this, Chaim.
We're gonna be singing this when its your turn to be hoisted high and hoisted hard, too.
41009f No.4887967
>>4887948
>He wants open borders
>He believes the white race is a thing
>He probably supports Hitler
>Calls others a jew
WEW
846c85 No.4888003
>>4884669
The fire is rising steadily.
Let those chants immerse you and know that the future will be dark for the traitors.
https://youtu.be/tBMGDrizcBo
1db6cb No.4888452
897982 No.4892716
http://newobserveronline.com/tank-float-german-prosecutors-investigate/
Tank Float: German Prosecutors Investigate
February 8, 2016 by TNO Staff— in Europe · 0 Comment
In what many see as a return to Stasi-era intimidation, state prosecutors in the German states of Thuringia and Bavaria have been instructed to open investigations into the large number of carnival floats which made fun of the Angela Merkel-inspired nonwhite invasion of Germany.
tiger-tank
News of the orders to start investigations into the carnival floats was carried by the pro-invasion Bild newspaper, which asked if the now famous “Tiger Tank anti-asylum” float and other floats were “satire or incitement to race hatred.”
Typically, the Bild answered its own question by heading its article “The Floats of Shame.”
The Bild also said that police had received “several” complaints about the floats, claiming they were incitement and “insulting.”
Regarding the locust “plague Balkan Express” float, the Bild, revealing its typical liberal mindset and desire for all dissenting opinion to be forcibly suppressed, said:
“The Wasunger carnival in Thuringia is known for its ambiguous humor. Even during the GDR [German Democratic Republic, “East Germany”] the authorities could be comically criticized. But now the revelers apparently went too far…”
Meanwhile, carnival participants in the town of Altenberg, Saxony, also gave vent to their frustration with the nonwhite invasion with a series of floats mocking various aspects of the current political situation.
Most striking was a float of a Red Indian teepee, with a slogan reading, “The Indians could do nothing against immigration, today they live on reservations.”
Red-Indians-Altenberg
Another float, made up in the shape of a stereotypical “wild west” saloon, carried the slogan “better a redskin than a brownskin.”
rotthaut
Behind this float came an undertaker, complete with shovel, pulling a coffin marked “BRD 2016” (short for Bundesrepubliek Deutschland, or the Federal Republic of Germany).
Brd-coffin-2016
Another part of the procession in Altenberg consisted of a number of women wearing “arms’ length” protection gear. This “Cologne model” wear was based on the idiotic suggestion made by the mayor of Cologne who suggested that German women keep the nonwhites at arm’s length following the mass sex attacks over the New Year period.
arms-length-01
arms-length-02
Another carnival participant was dressed as a tramp, and carried a slogan which read, “begging and poor in my own country, oh how I wish I was an immigrant.”
poor in own coutnry
Another float with the slogan lügenpresse (“lying press”) prominently displayed, was accompanied by several clowns with “press” badges, all sporting long Pinocchio noses.
Those blank spots in the story are where the pics go. The rest are good too.
897982 No.4892785
>>4892716
>“The Wasunger carnival in Thuringia is known for its ambiguous humor. Even during the GDR [German Democratic Republic, “East Germany”] the authorities could be comically criticized. But now the revelers apparently went too far…”
WEW LADS
Let that quote sink in for a minute.
92bfb6 No.4892859
>>4887483
>wir schaffen dass
Seriously though, those are easily avoidable mistakes that just make the right look dumb.
674036 No.4892980
>>4885056
>They should have faught for their land [the "Syrians"], instead of grabbing with their hand
KEK. Thanks, I thought at first they were referencing themselves in WWII since I couldn't understand the bottom line.
c7ea85 No.4894034
>>4885345
For each tank created about 14 AT guns could have been produced. They should have made it impossible for the Allies to advance and have worked out a conditional surrender with the Western Allies (to curb stomp the Reds).
0844d0 No.4894394
>>4884995
>Das Boot
Thank God the Germans still remember - hopefully they can effect a common sense change to unchecked mass invasion….
ba4786 No.4894497
>>4892859
>Implying they werent mimicking children's accent
30804b No.4894952
>>4894034
>i dont understand warfare
>im not aware of the invention of artillery.
>what are bomber planes?
5f17ef No.4896372
>>4894034
>>Military history is whatever I believe it to be.
072988 No.4897983
Reminder that the operators of these carnival wagons are already under "criminal investigation" by the regime for "incitement of the people/disturbing public peace", aka §130.
It's laughable really. If anyone is guilty of these charges then it's the anti-white germanophobic regime politicians themselves.
87cb87 No.4898025
>>4894952
>artillery
will kill a tank as dead as a anti-tank gun
>bombers
Probably busy bombing their own troops (whoops!) but again, will kill a tank as dead as an anti-tank gun.
the majority of allied encounters with "tigers" were actually concealed PAK 40's. The allied troops were just so terrified of the tiger that any tank taken out by a concealed opponent was immediately labeled as a 'tiger' attack.
IIRC, there were less than 100 tigers on the western front, but I could be VERY wrong about that.
4d8add No.4898190
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>4884669
These English lads have restored a Tiger, maybe they could lend it to the next parade.
6edd44 No.4901994
>>4884814
>True! Frog memes
Hello reddit