>>4885902
>Be me.
On the bus home from work there was nowhere to sit other than in the middle of the back seat. To the left of me was this hot slut that was the older sister of some chick in my year from school, to the right of me was an old abo.
Bloke reeked of grog. He was squeezing a goon sack into a large sports drink bottle with "Aboriginal Community Group" written on it. I had to bite my lip from laughing out loud.
Abo is clearly fucked up. His talking to himself, occasionally starts punching the back seat, while yelling gibberish. Everyone in the back seats are ignoring him, the slut next to me is slowly moving away, clearly comfortable.
The bloke turns to me and offers me some goon from his drink bottle. I politely told him it was too early for me, he responded with "its never too early."
Me and him then chatted the entire way home, talking about how he moved up here from Sydney and hated the joint. Talked about the weather, the traffic, the chinese (he hated them, alot of Abo's really fucking hate the Chinese.)
After he got off the hot slut next to me started chatting and we laughed about it the entire way home.
However I was too much of a cuck back then to make a move, despite the fact she was clearly grateful I have her a flesh barrier from him and basically calmed him down with my gift of banter.
Probably a good thing tho, she was a notorious slut back in high school, but no coal burner and a good 8/10.