>date Ukrainian little qt
>thick accent
>love her so much but be a total dick 24/7
>only thing kept her with me was my skill in bed
>and my passion
>and oh i miss her so much
>her mom starts dating a banker
>we break up
>she dates some fat, nerdy pharmacist instead
Gold-digger. Funny story, she gave herself a dislocated jaw from sucking my fat dick so much.
>date Romanian little qt
>thick accent
>she's an illegal immigrant
>refuse to fuck her cuz morals
>says she wants to run away from home by catching a flight to Britbongistan because she's confident their immigration control sucks (claims to have flown here from bitbongistan in a suitcase)
>tell her its crazy but she's packing her bags
>tell her i'll pick her up and talk it over
>me and a female friend drive over
>pick her up
>go to female friends house
>her parents text her
>tell her to get home
>i drive her home
>parents called the cops
>said i kidnapped her
>i drop her off a street away and drive away
>her parents take a picture of my car as i leave
>o fugg
>Nothing happened. They gave the police a fake name for the daughter. Didn't know that "been gone 2 hours" doesnt count as missing in America
>break up with her
>she starts dating Nigerian three months later