1665e3 No.4898570
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/donald-trump-mobile-game-trump-dump-lets-you-drop-a-yooge-poop-on-the-donald/
Trump Dump became one of the most downloaded free games in the App Store last week. Still ranking at #3 in the Adventure Games category in the iTunes Store, the Flappy Bird styled mobile game is the latest way to poke fun at Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Take a yoooge poo on Trump with 'Trump Dump.' Autumn Kelly /iDigitalTimes
The concept is simple: Navigate through Trump’s future US-Mexico border walls by tapping the screen. Trump Dump offers simple instructions: “Beat his wall.” Your bird will fly up the first time you tap, then fly down your second. After the initial first tap, your bird naturally drifts upward. Fit through the openings but don’t tap too much. Each level the amount of obstacles increases but when you get through safely you get to drop giant turds on top of Donald Trump’s head.
One iOS reviewer explains why Trump Dump is more than just another satirical mobile game. “ It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind. Though it is a fictitious game it is symbolic of the constant need and pursuit for freedom, equality and peace in this beautiful country of ours. Notice how the eagle must swoop down from it's state of glory to pass through the horrid walls of this bitter man. A wonderful visual representation of tasteful humor itself.”
6f3c87 No.4898685
>>4898570
>It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind
>fight
Libcucks are so retarded they think they can fight a presidential candidate and future president by playing a mobile video game.
Would they kill themselves if they realized their smug feelings of defiance don't actually do anything?
541fd4 No.4898877
>It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind. Though it is a fictitious game it is symbolic of the constant need and pursuit for freedom, equality and peace in this beautiful country of ours.
Reminder that this is literally what we're up against. There is literally no way we can lose.
23e554 No.4898899
6e9b06 No.4898912
Those liberals sure are anally devastated.
289c0c No.4898964
>>4898570
The fascination progtards have with bodily functions is surely indicative of their infantilized state.
>make trump a poopeyhead!
It really is incredible that they think simulating dropping a deuce on someone is a bold, creative statement. It's not even imaginative scatological humor, unlike poopoopepe.
bb6469 No.4898983
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2d1dde No.4898996
Reminder that Apple will allow apps like these but they banned a civil war game because it used the confederate flag
1464ac No.4899005
>This is what passes for humor
There are /pol/ shitposts funnier than this
5d97c7 No.4899038
>>4898996
hate speech is not free speech
bb07c1 No.4899067
The well-known Jewish scat obsession strikes again.
I could have sworn there was a /pol/ infographic on it but I can't find any in my images.
54a13b No.4899076
Don't they realize that this will only make Trump stronger?
b729fe No.4899114
>Hipsters who buy Apple products are against Trump
Not surprised
54046b No.4899232
I made a gaim where you poopy on the poopy head Trump XDDD
be6b3d No.4899411
>>4898964
>The fascination progtards have with bodily functions
>progtards
Nah. This game is as kikey as it gets. See >>4899188
Yids are obsessed with shit.
55c462 No.4899432
Liberals worshiping assholes and shit. What's new?
421b08 No.4899435
This is such a low effort attack that I think the thing I find most offensive about it is the use of "yoooge"
89d841 No.4899448
>>4899188 (witnessed)
>that section about MTV
I've read that before and it still angers me to no end. Kikes are filthy fucks.
4add48 No.4899456
Meme Magick became one of the most reposted things on /pol/ last year. Still ranking top 5 in the meme category on 8chan, the meme magick styled macros and phrase is the latest way to poke fun at the leftist ZOG world.
The concept is simple: Stay at home, don't coordinate with your neighbors or better yourself but post simple phrases in a gated internet community. Meme Magick offers simple instructions: "But only if you post ____ in this thread!". Your post will bump the thread the first time you reply, then the thread will go down after a few hundred more. After your initial post, your message naturally spreads. Fit the topic of the thread but don't single ID repost too much! Each thread the amount of posters repeating it increases but when you get posting safely you get to repeat dank memes at the international bankers and leftists.
One Anonymous Poster explains why Meme Magick is more than just useless shitposting. "It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the anti-white and communist system in the privacy of our own houses and minds. Though it is just a post it is actual magic and will spread the constant need and pursuit for morals, culture and order in this beautiful continent of ours. Notice how the winter-chan must come down from the north to pass through the horrid slidethreads of these useless posters. A wonderful textual metaphor of our struggle itself".
3b4608 No.4899470
Sounds like Applied Memetics is branching out into the app business.
89d841 No.4899477
>>4899448
>“ It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind. Though it is a fictitious game it is symbolic of the constant need and pursuit for freedom, equality and peace in this beautiful country of ours. Notice how the eagle must swoop down from it's state of glory to pass through the horrid walls of this bitter man. A wonderful visual representation of tasteful humor itself.”
And I have to post again but: do libtards actually believe this shit? Really, I'm being serious here.
c8d1a6 No.4899478
LOL poop on trump he's a meanie racist
hol up i gotta go to my designated shitting street
f0a94f No.4899502
WE MUST PUSH OPERATION #CUCK4BERNIE
MOBILE GAMES LIKE WHAT OP MENTIONED BUT YOU PLAY AS BERNIE GETTING CUCKED IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS
MASS MEME GENERATION OF BERNIE CUCK IMAGES
PIC RELATED
bf3d86 No.4899517
http://trumpdonald.org/
Here's one where you can blow a trumpet in The Donald's face.
89d841 No.4899557
>>4899517
That was some uncanny valley shit right there.
94c783 No.4899562
> 'This has to be made by a jew' came to my mind when the word for shit came up
>it fucking is with all the leftist talk
God damn
a30d90 No.4899581
I'm surprised there aren't more of these. Every indie game Dev is some faggot from San Francisco.
bf3d86 No.4899588
>>4899557
Kikes in Stockholm with no ethnic Swedish employees created it as a PR stunt.
89d841 No.4899603
>>4899588 (witnessed)
>Kikes in Stockholm
Ah, Swedish Jews: the worst kind of Jews. That explains so much.
b6be57 No.4899671
>it is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind
It's like there's an invisible bingo score card and every liberal has to hit all the points whenever they post anything about someone they dislike.
bf3d86 No.4899693
>>4899603
Only the American, British, German, Israeli and Russian Jews are worse than ours.
I really hate them, senpai.
e5ac9d No.4899701
>>4898570
See, this is what drives me crazy about modern liberal progressives.
"Hate speech is bad! Cruelty is bad! (Cyber)bullying is bad!"
"Except when we do it, then it's cool, because we are Right about everything and rules don't apply to us because we are Better than centrists and conservative people!"
They are the ultimate elitists, classists, vicious snobs and yes, racists.
Did I mention hypocrites? Yes, that too. Most of all.
89d841 No.4899710
>>4899693
>I really hate them, senpai.
It's OK. Their day will come.
e5ac9d No.4899718
>>4899502
Please someone, develop this!!!
bf3d86 No.4899720
>>4899701
>Uses Jewish Bolshevik attack words to verbally attack Bolshevik Jews
Goyim, I..
6c4e4f No.4899721
>>4898570
Yet again Libs prove they are man children
bf3d86 No.4899730
>>4899710
Day of the rope is approaching fast over here right now. I only hope that the God Emperor will send us weapons.
db18bd No.4899734
>>4899188
>>4899067
Beat me to it. Fucking jews and their shit worshiping. Also I love people that hate trump can't bring up a reasonable arguement against his policies and just resort to bathroom 'humor'.
558528 No.4899748
Eh it's tame compared to those early 2000's flash games where you killed or tortured politicians
e5ac9d No.4899758
>>4899477
>>“ It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind. Though it is a fictitious game it is symbolic of the constant need and pursuit for freedom, equality and peace in this beautiful country of ours. Notice how the eagle must swoop down from it's state of glory to pass through the horrid walls of this bitter man. A wonderful visual representation of tasteful humor itself.”
>
>>4899477
>And I have to post again but: do libtards actually believe this shit? Really, I'm being serious here.
>>4899720
>>Uses Jewish Bolshevik attack words to verbally attack Bolshevik Jews
"turn their weapons against them"
;>)
Every now and then when I'm in a shitty mood, I get on Fartbook and find something a liberal "friend" posted. Then I get offended by it and state my objection in such perfectly logical, appropriately worded, heartrendingly sincere terms that they fall all over themselves apologizing and backtracking.
It's a rare treat. The world's lost its fucking mind.
bf3d86 No.4899759
>>4899748
>Oldfag spotted.
e5ac9d No.4899767
>>4899759
>>Oldfag spotted.
Pacman rocks.
94c783 No.4899772
>>4899748
Reminded me of this gem here
bb07c1 No.4899839
>>4899188 (Checked)
Thanks. Saved as fuck.
103564 No.4899848
>>4898570
Liberals make me sick. I can't even be enraged by this shit anymore. The ouroboros ate itself so fast that we rocketed right past delicious salt mining to utter disdain for these fuckwits. I almost pity them.
Do they even understand why they would be against Donald Trump for actual political reasons, or is the entirety of the American left descended into middle-school level fad following. Jesus I would kill for an actual challenging debate that didn't involve SJW buzzwords.
I can even talk about how I dislike things without my liberal acquaintances crumpling their noses like triggered dogs that just stuck their nose in shit. Straightforward, honest negativity of any kind is absolutely foreign to these people.
Jesus Christ. A Donald Trump shitting game. That was written about in a publication. As political activism. Can we just vote the god emperor into office and be done with these has-beens already?
6c4e4f No.4899865
>>4899848
>Liberals
>Caring about actual polutics
All they care about is Affirmative Action and Free Gibs
b4c97d No.4899914
>>4898877
Nice Godly dubs. These queers are the most self-engrossed, special snowflake retards I've ever seen.
f0a94f No.4899927
>>4899502
Yeah prob best we make a website or something. Anyway here's some OC I just cranked out since last post (made the last one too). I have a feeling this is just the beginning and we might be at this all summer tbh.
b4c97d No.4899950
>>4899502
If Trump apps are allowed, then so should Bernie ones
a93f8a No.4899959
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT JEWS ARE SCATALOGICALLY OBSESSED AND ALL POOP JOKES AND GAMES LIKE THIS COME FROM JEWS
f0a94f No.4899972
>>4899927
oops meant that for >>4899718
4add48 No.4899985
>>4899959
It's dangerous to make these blanket statements due to the fact jews push cultural jewishness onto goy turning them into mental uruk-hai half-jews. In fact the same mental short-circuits and maneouvers that work on jews tend to work on their pets, the more indoctrinated the more effectively.
31bdb2 No.4899986
Reminds me of this. Fucking retards.
5d97c7 No.4899996
>>4899188
>Korea is the most jewish influenced country
>Koreans all have scat fetish and drink poo wine
at last I truly see
f0a94f No.4900009
oh yeah one other i made a couple weeks ago. i'm pretty sure the dump trump cucks are all bernouts so we should focus on them. The cruzcrew is also a major nuisance on social media right now but I feel like Ted's rep can't really be salvaged at this point anyway. Also had some plans with Rubio but he just self-destructed. So now it's mainly we need to attack Cruz and stockpile Bernie memes for now or later.
103564 No.4900013
>>4899865
Lucky for us - if they did Shillary might stand a chance. The establishment luckily confused fuckwit hipster betas and she-things as the group that got obama into office. They spent 8 years brainwashing the wrong crowd.
I'd love to sit in on the shit flinging sessions when the democratic nat convention tries to figure out why their legions of stronk woymnz and weak men dont bother to go to the voting booth.
The answer to that question by they way is that they are human filth so invested in their social appearances that they have to consume 50 starbucks coffees a day and do eight hail-"ihatetrump" marys to keep the stone cold grasp of reality from strangling them into endless unceasing depression with the fact that they spent the best years of their young lives wasting their time and hundreds of thousands of dollars they could of bought homes with on degrees in bullshit that are worth nothing outside of their fantasy world.
I want to stab all of them, they are so devoid of substance they literally suck it from anything they can, ruining it in the process. Have you been to a popular college hang out in your area? Its like going into an applebees. Its so cliche at this point its become the antithesis of everything its supposed to be.
Seriously how do these people not kill themselves.
6c4e4f No.4900046
>>4900013
>How do these people not kill themselves
They fling themselves to one meaningless satisfaction after another, they try and be optimistic, but they know the ONLY thing thats stopping them from commiting suicide are meaningless highs (Not just drugs) and the Chemical Jew
dbccc6 No.4900061
>>4899996
If only you knew how bad things are.
c8120d No.4900067
>>4898570
but they take down the game where you kill an abbo for a mission? thats fucked up apple.
568e33 No.4900113
>>4899671
Honestly I think they get a good goy dopamine rush for every magic word they hit.
4a0202 No.4900132
>>4900061
>tranny jaws
What? Do I even want to know?
0e227b No.4900153
>>4900132
Cock suckers need to have their jaws replaced at least twice a year.
Many of them travel to Korea for cheap surgery.
It's the cost you pay when you suck so much cock.
5afbf0 No.4900364
>>4898570
>>4899950
>>4899517
We modded http://www.stumptrump2016.com/
https://8ch.net/vm/res/899.html
www.cuffclinton.com
>>4899502
>>4899972
>>4899718
Not sure where you're going with this, is this like a dating sim game where Bernie always gets cucked by Trump in the end?
5afbf0 No.4900380
>>4899927
If you give me the dialog and images, I can put something on JsFiddle.
3034bb No.4900431
Fortunately I can totally disregard the opinions of iOS game players since 90% are too young to vote and the rest of them are too hipster to vote.
83cb3f No.4900461
>>4898570
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
GAME
Fuck whoever banned the IP that lets me post from my phone
bf3d86 No.4900467
>>4900153
>noooo, this can't be true
It's true
>Koreans have jaw surgeries to look more like Europeans
>Still looking for trannies doing this but most likely they would do it to look more like women
5afbf0 No.4900504
>>4898570
Alright, I've got an idea to subvert this game.
Trump Shoot
America is being invaded by shitbirds from the south, help Trump protect the border and keep America clean!
Premise is that the birds will be coming and Trump will have a gun to shoot the birds. As with the original the birds shit all over the place.
bf9db0 No.4900511
>throwing poop is considered satire
3034bb No.4900547
>>4900511
Literal shitflinging.
fc5fb3 No.4900553
341f77 No.4900581
>>4900504
better game idea:
TrumpTD
you play as trump in trump tower and have to build+fortify wall, undesirables try and get in.
unless this is what you were thinking of, because from what you said I pictured flappy bird with beaners and guns, which sounds awful.
5afbf0 No.4900598
>>4900581
>TrumpTD
Haha yes, I've been thinking of making a "border control" type game where you have to stop illegals from crossing the border for a long time now.
Considering getting a license for this https://www.yoyogames.com/studio
I mean, if this game got #3, certainly there is some shekels to be made making Trump games.
5be1a6 No.4900619
>>4898570
Everyone, it is just getting started. The moment Trump gets the nomination, or it is clear that he is going to get it, then all the anti-Trump stuff we have seen up to now will be nothing compared to the shit they will be throwing out.
Whether against Hillary or Sanders, this will be one of the craziest & most divisive elections in American history. More than Mcgovern/Nixon, Goldwater/Johnson, or Reagan/Carter. IMHO.
341f77 No.4900622
>>4900598
>using a kids toy to do a man's job
http://www.monogame.net/ no license needed, just knowledge. I'd start right now if I was a more proficient programmer.
b51e1b No.4900626
Jason F.
9373 Tewsbury Gate N
Maple Grove, MN 55311
UNITED STATES
Telephone: 1-612-568-4276
daydreamjax@gmail.com
5afbf0 No.4900659
>>4900622
Thanks, looks like I finally got a reason to learn C#.
b51e1b No.4900664
>>4900626
Jesus a 3 car garage?
He can afford this house making shitty free games?
bf3d86 No.4900880
>>4900664
>>4900671
The ads makes the developers a lot of money and then there are usually morons that will pay $1 to get a special thing inside the game.
9813ae No.4902236
>>4898570
Everyone with an iphone, Report this to apple.
Is the creator a "professional satirist?"
https://developer.apple.com/app-store/review/guidelines/#personal-attacks
"Professional political satirists and humorists are exempt from the ban on offensive or mean-spirited commentary"
There is also:
16.1
Apps that present excessively objectionable or crude content will be rejected
16.2
Apps that are primarily designed to upset or disgust users will be rejected
2903da No.4902243
>>4898570
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.
The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.
Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.
What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?
How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?
And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?
But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.
They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.
31d2fd No.4902336
>>4898570
Humor is such an effective weapon. Which is why we will win. The only way these retards can be "funny" is to make the kind of sophomoric jokes that I would have been making in the 5th grade "lolzors I drew a poop on the picture of the teach! muh frenz will all laff!!" They think this shit will actually bother us.
We should make a bullshit flash tower defense type game where you have to build walls and catapult towers that block mexicans and throw them back over the walls and keep them from reaching America. Each level should have waves of planes you can send out to give the illegals and liberal enablers already here death flights and use their bodies as missiles against the incoming mexicans.
4ee07a No.4902338
>>4900671
>tacky Mcmansion 10 feet from another house
proof money can't buy class
f180f6 No.4902382
>>4898570
>a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind.
IMPOTENT RAGE
90d335 No.4902385
>>4898570
>playing some shitty mobile game
>fight
I'm working on a shitty election themed game myself for lulz, hope I can finish before the election
05fdaa No.4902391
>>4898570
>year 2005
>E:\Funny\kick_bush_in_a_face.swf
>E:\Funny\BUSH MONKEY.jpeg
>ROFL :)))
>year 2016
>single button game, sprite swapped with trump
>It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind. Though it is a fictitious game it is symbolic of the constant need and pursuit for freedom, equality and peace in this beautiful country of ours. Notice how the eagle must swoop down from it's state of glory to pass through the horrid walls of this bitter man. A wonderful visual representation of tasteful humor itself
b88684 No.4902406
>>4898685
>
>>It is a beautiful and simple way to fight the racist and sexist politician in the privacy of your house and mind
>>fight
>Libcucks are so retarded they think they can fight a presidential candidate and future president by playing a mobile video game.
>Would they kill themselves if they realized their smug feelings of defiance don't actually do anything?
Hehehrhrhhrrehehhe
Just buy those microtransactions goiyun they go eight to the "campaign funds" that go right to the "rape American people with pork" fund which goes right to the "kickback" fund which all is entirely a show to hide the Rothfags from the masses.
At some point the niggers they love so much are going to rip their limbs off and eat them.
b88684 No.4902431
>>4899478
Sides
In the ghetto you know niggers have this
b88684 No.4902441
>>4899758
Up is down
Faggots are normal
adcad1 No.4902517
>>4899432
They've always been prone to self-worship.
60f5ac No.4903058
Liberals will reap what they sow. They love to smear poop everywhere, it is poop they WILL have.
bfe36f No.4903304
>dung
>humor
pick one and only one
2cb7ea No.4903734
f2e995 No.4903761
was this developed by indians?
673dd5 No.4903774
>>4899188
>>4899067
But isn't scat fetish primarily known amongst Germans?
I thought it comes from the fact that they have this table toilet, where the shit sits so you can easily check for germs, so shit is such a natural part of their lives it also becomes fetish for many.
8cc60f No.4903816
>>4899188
"shitposting" makes so much sense now
2efb9a No.4904226
>>4903774
"German scat fetish" is a myth projected on Germans by kikes (surprise-surprise!) in the Weimar period. Coincidentally, it was the period of absolute degeneracy and cultural decline of Germany, during which the Jews ruled supreme, drunk on money and power.
7b23f0 No.4904256
Remember that "Punch Anita"-game?
It didn't receive nowhere near this level of praise :^)
No hypocrisy at play, no at all..
baf7e3 No.4904409
>>4899067
>Jewish scat obsession
It never ceases to amaze. Maybe, instead of gassing them this time we can drop them in the sewer.
986638 No.4916804
a8805a No.4916837
>>4904409
How about gassing them with Hydrogen Sulfide from the sewer?