7a9d68 No.151216[View All]
/pone I am super drunk right now, let's have a drunk /pone/ thread.
Btw does anyone ever feel way more competent at everything while drunk? I feel like fucking Supewrman right now. Hahahaha
07afd5 No.153216
>>153211
Yes, I certainly agree. But that might be something better for when the convention gets closer, since it's still four weeks out.
07afd5 No.153218
>>153215
Ah, so you were at TFF? We might have meet… I was the guy carrying around a plushie of a blue maned unicorn OC wearing a tie
345b9b No.153228
>>153218
Nope sorry, I was at another acronym MTAC
But about said plushie
I didn't carry around a plushie, but did indulge in the autism of wearing pone lanyards sported upthere is another term for this with pone buttons and shit. I honestly didn't get any scoffs but more random praise than anything else, surprisingly. Even had someone offer me cocaine. Twas a glorious weekend
345b9b No.153229
>>153228
How was your reaction carrying around said plushie?
07afd5 No.153230
>>153229
Did you mean to ask me, because >>153228 said he didn't have a plushie. Now for my experience, I had a lot of people asking about the character and wanting to hug him or take pics. I know we always hear about furries with rabid hatred against ponies, but I never encountered any of them at the furcon, or they at least had enough civility to hold their tongue. Lots of people I met where, in fact, ponyfags in some way or another.
7ad50d No.153359
>>153358
This drunk thread?
07afd5 No.153361
>>153359
Yes!
Good boy! You've found yourself over to the proper place. Why don't you have yourself a drink? It's none too early to start, after all.
7ad50d No.153363
>>153361
W-well, if you insist… I don't think I can hold my liquor very well though…
07afd5 No.153364
>>153363
It's 7 am over here and I've been drinking all night. Just gotta stay up two more hours and I can walk to my work once they open and buy some more booze. Wonderful how it works out, living withing walking distance of the liquor store.
7ad50d No.153365
>>153364
It's 9:15 pm here. I've never actually gotten into drinking… \
07afd5 No.153366
>>153365
Never too late to start, mate.
7ad50d No.153367
>>153366
Uh It's kinda weird, but I think I like it… Tastes awful, though…
07afd5 No.153369
>>153367
Have you considered mixing your drinks? Even if it's with water, it can make a huge difference. Damn… What is it that you have had before that tastes so bad?
7ad50d No.153370
>>153369
Some kind of beer… I don't remember the brand.
7ad50d No.153371
I've gotta go, I'll be back in half an hour, maybe…
833ba9 No.153373
Last summer's batch of wainu has become so good. It's time to start building up for today's ep.
07afd5 No.153426
>>153373
God damn… I feel wasted. Made it all the way to 8 am before passing out. Why did I get back up? I should get back into bed…. gotta recharge before starting up again tonight.
6b7d69 No.153564
>>153370
Different styles of beers taste different. Also, the various harder drinks taste different as well.
My advice is to not go TOO cheap, because that's often not good. Then again, some stuff's more expensive than it has to be.
I wish I weren't living in a dry house at the moment.
1e7e5c No.153889
>>153214
The Bronycon forum is loaded with people that already got their offers taken.
As for sleeping in the convention center.
https://bronycon.org/about/policies/general-rules/
>Please don’t sell things if you’re not a vendor, sleep in public areas, or drink alcohol in the Baltimore Convention Center
Sounds like they don't exactly want people doing that. Have you or somebody you know tired it before?
1e7e5c No.153894
>>153889
>tired it
*Tried it
07afd5 No.153897
>>153889
I was wandering around the convention center until 4 or 5 in the morning every day, so yeah I saw a bunch of people sleeping in corners, rooms, and the hallways themselves. Convention staff didn't care enough to enforce the rule (unless it wasn't in place last year, but I don't know), but if they're going to be dicks about it now then you could always sleep in the movie room. If you can ignore the noise and light from the projector, it's nice and dark and pretty empty once activity dies down after the music festival.
1e7e5c No.153904
>>153897
Oh alright.
I can do that. I just figured the movie room would fall under the "public place" category.
6be8b5 No.154822
>>153344 here. I came for stallioning it up.
Though I'm two years off from legal age in Americlap. C-can I still be the little pony?
07afd5 No.155191
Feels good to finally drink again after two whole tortuous nights of sobriety. Didn't even wait until I was half-way through work before I started, which was easy enough for me since I'm employed at a liquor store, one of the perks being I can help myself (discreetly) to the sample bottles and left-over wine from the Saturday tastings.
Almost finished with the bottle I brought home, and I couldn't feel better. Inebriation is sweet, heavenly bliss, and any who would argue to the contrary is delusional.
>>154822
Age is a mere number. Since when has it ever stopped anyone?
e9a44e No.155958
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Dunno about you guys, but my favorite type of music to get drunk to is German military marches. Quite inspiring and uplifting, and very energetic… Puts me in the proper mood to invade Poland and kill Kikes.
e01edd No.156733
>>151216
yes, ive been trying to tossmy lunch monkey into the grass or hours.
it ahsnt been working my lunch mokney has been growing increasingly tolerant, an obstacle draining resources 151 rum related for sure,
im going to put an end to this lunch monkey
10 drinks in 151 proof watching
all the pirates of the carribean
carri-bean
halfway through #2
isnt htis magical
no corrections, quite drunk
and not more competent but yes, more normal the more i drink the more normal i get
which beckons the question why am i not drunk all day and night after being awak for 3 hours?
cuz im mick jaggers son and the suckers havent experienced my chest popping opne and my ockc riocking
haa
ahhaa
ehhehe
hohoho
e01edd No.156736
>>155191
i cant even imagine hte benfits of normal people drinking
i drink to become normal
unimaginable benefits for those already normal drinking
splendid :) drink up
128185 No.158046
Bump with worst pone for drunk slut
anyone else drinking
bb5cb3 No.158047
>>158046
>worst pone for drunk slut
Who's best?
e61ed7 No.158062
>>158047
If by worst he means
>worst at being a drunk slut.
My bets on AJ, She seems like the most careful and conservative of the 6
if he means
>most effective, and thereby worst drunk slut.
Rarity, hands down no argument. Rainbow dash seems like she would do it vapidly without intending it. My guess is rarity would calculate it out just as she does almost every time she tries to use her looks.
a25c56 No.158063
>>158046
Yes I am drinking too, don't worry. I'm this anon >>153426, ID 07afd5, by the way. My IP, and thus ID, have changed due to my changing ISPs last Friday.
Got myself some Spanish Rioja wine for tonight. I love Rioja, it's my favorite type of wine ever.
10aa40 No.158065
>>158047
AJ on moonshine
tried and true
tfw
>she will never jump into your pickup truck
>she will never start to enjoy heading down the dirt/muddy trail you went down
>she will never indulge in the mason jar of moonshine you pull out from under the seat
>you and her will never get drunk as cooter brown on the back of your tailgate staring at the stars while drunkingly making eye contact laying down
why live
10aa40 No.158071
>>158063
>wine
How is that wine? What is the taste? The wine I have tasted just tasted like alcohol soaked in dirty socks.
a25c56 No.158087
>>158071
Nose: leathery and cured meat, like prosciutto or Serrano ham with a bit of fresh crushed black pepper. Balsamic vinegar infused/marinated blackberry, perhaps with a tad of blueberry mixed in. The fruit is very rich, and pulpy. It also has a lovely cedary-quality, due to being aged 15 months in oak; there's a tad of mint or basil to it as well.
Taste: Feels a tad bit salty on the tongue, which goes along fine with the meaty-animaliness you get from the bouquet. There is also dried berry, but the overall taste sensation is one of deep, dank earth.
Body: full body and dry, without any "flab" thanks to a nice grip of acidity and tannin that lingers in the mouth well after swallowing.
If you want to know what this wine is, it's Rioja Bordón de Bodegas Franco-Españolas, 2009 Crianza. It's a $14 bottle of wine, but absolutely incredible, far more than what it's price tag suggests.
333019 No.158097
>>158063
Ah… that's some vintage 2012 there, anons. You can practically smell the aged autism. Very fine year if I do say so myself. Right at the end of the golden age before the SJW scourge began making itself known.
bb5cb3 No.158099
>>158097
That comic was pre-Twilicorn?
333019 No.158100
>>158099
I believe so.
http://berrypawnch.deviantart.com/art/How-to-Be-an-Alicorn-326905215
Date submitted: September 13, 2012
Magical Mystery Cure: February 16, 2013
If I remember this was back when people poked fun at the thought of Twilight or any of the man six becoming an alicorn. That kind of stuff being that which you'd find only in fanfiction and not actual story boards. This is one of the hilarious 'what if' creations of the fandom back when.
74d85c No.158129
>>152890
you forgot grilled cheese sandwich, he drinks bacardi 151 rum and dips his cheese sandwich in it like salsa
add747 No.161631
7dba5b No.161649
>>161631
151 is gross. It reminds me of when I tried huffing paint thinner as a teenager.
bd98b4 No.161657
>>161649
>"Dayum. Kids 'ese days thinkin' thay hot shit huffin' paint thinner when I been doin' it half mah life. Dayum hipsters."
cc8ab9 No.161767
its getting harder to get drunk and i have to drink more and more. babbys first drug
a25c56 No.161996
I'm pretty drunk now, after a night of beer, cider, and Bourbon. Anyone else imbibing?
5e5f39 No.162039
>>161996
>friday night
>friend told me he was going to my house to drink some beer with me
>ok
>wait
>wait
>nothing
maybe next time
585fbf No.162304
Beer Army Combat Brewery
Battle of Brock's Mill smoked porter
it's damn good
I have others to follow, I prefer getting individual bottles when I can for variety
585fbf No.162427
Final beer:Rogue Shakespeare Oatmeal Stout
an old favorite
a989cb No.162636
>number "not counting glasses of wine anymore" day in equestria
>actually not equestria, just Earth sigh
anyone here?
bb5cb3 No.162637
>>162636
What are you talking about?
a989cb No.162638
>>162637
wait what? reply in 6 minutes?
Sorry, pretty drunk myself,… mlp/pony-chan is ghost town and thought here it's similar, so I didn't actually expected someone to respond.
you can count that as shitpost.
Anyway just bored and sipping some wine, white wine ("Veltline green" or something).
d22d76 No.163605
>>158046
>drunk slut
fag, i mad this vector while drunk, fantasizing of getting drunk, and im drunk as shit rght now but hat not the point the point s she she fuking best ya knowt