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9c61a6 No.152402

Hmm, I wonder whats on /pone/

>*click*

0b5f25 No.152417

/pone/ – A show about nothing

Developed for imageboards by Anonymous

Noon. Kitchen. Red walks to the scene, looking like she's just woken up. She strokes her ass, then her mane and yawns. Without looking forward, she stumbles into something behind a table, cursing it instantly. Canned laughter, except from that anon who's still triggered by the present tense, and metatext. Two mares crawl behind the table.

"Morning, floor mat," Red says. Ruby stretches, getting a few whistles from the audience.

"Mornin'. Where's my laptop? I need to funpost," she mumbles back, eyes wandering.

"Have you even started your assignments yet?" Red asks, "I want you to finish them so we can turn the basement into a battlestation again, with Anon. No, don't give that look, you must do them yourself."

The door opens, and a white mare enters with a cart full of mostly white envelopes. She laughs with her foreign accent.

"See you zwei here finally," Aryanne points at the sisters, and says proudly, "Ich woke up before sunrise. Ahem. Here's today's posten."

"This many shitposts again? Gosh, why can't GEP sort these themself?" Red groans while opening them and throwing them back to the now emptied cart. "There's no need to check from the window who's stolen the hammock again. He probably lives there, ordering pizza and beer from various boards. At least anything with a name on forehead can taste the peppers in buttocks instantly."

"Hey, this one's from /v/!" Ruby speaks, "It's been a while. I'll write a reply right now. Where's my laptop?"

Audible d'aww can be heard when camera shows the letter.

"Focus!" Red hits her shoulder. "She's been back in halfchan all morning, A."

"Put the letter on the Kühlschrank. Anon liebes that shit," Aryanne suggests and opens herself one. "Huh?"


0b5f25 No.152426

Screen fades to black, and the intro starts.

Mare's little pussy, mare's little pussy, ahh ahh–

Mare's little pussy

I used to want to cum inside Ruby

Mare's little pussy

Until you all showed me my waifu's a shit

Big guys are raising fire,

some beautiful porn of some OC

Episode thread:

is this a meme,

and summer makes it all complete

You want mare's little pussy,

do you know, you're all so very big faaaaaaaaags

Commercials?


aecdb7 No.152433

>>152426

Go ahead, this is glorious.


0b5f25 No.152436

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d47183 No.152439

File: 1436464191080.png (114.86 KB, 512x416, 16:13, 1428124798489.png)

*click* FUG ROOTBEER! NOW WITH 100% LESS FUGS TO GIVE *click*


0b5f25 No.152441

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey umm. Don't forget about us little ponies.

>>>/mlp/

>>>/flutter/

>>>/gasthejews/

>>>/clop/

>>>/compounds/


2c0c2e No.152446

>>152417

>>152426

>>152436

>>152439 (don't namefag plox)

I love you guys so much, this is season 6 in the making. Keep going. should I make a commercial too? Ok


2c0c2e No.152451

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Just call 1-DAN-KDON-KEYS today!!


2c0c2e No.152453

File: 1436466230283.png (62.71 KB, 255x230, 51:46, 1436220134938-0.png)

Have you ever gotten some fucking packages to send?! DAMN RIGHT YOU DO! Well, who better to trust delivering it than Anonymous? No one! Anonymous always delivers! That's why you should trust Isthisameme postal service to send your soopre secret packages to wherever they need to go.


03e682 No.152458

>>152426

>Big guys are raising fire,

>

>some beautiful porn of some OC

>

>Episode thread:

>

>Earth pony Twilight,

>

>and summer makes it all complete

glorious


fe8667 No.152604

File: 1436482172933.png (205.64 KB, 1032x774, 4:3, charity.png)

*Sad piano music*

Sand blowing

Tiny zebra mare stumbles out of raging dust bowl, dragging gourd of shit water.

>This is Dindu, Every day she has to travel 5 miles. In search of water with may kill her.

Dindu pours shit water in to bowls to give to skinny family

>With a donation of just 3 bits per month, We can change her life.

Dindu stare's into camra with puppy dog eyes hugging crying little sister.

>With your donation we can hire someone to beat her so her lazy ass will move her tin shack 5 miles closer to the fucking water supply

Dindu laying down short of breath

>Please call 0800 125 garrison Thank you for your help.

Screen and music fade.


41882f No.152634

File: 1436486585322.png (20.9 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>season 6 starts

>the end of season 5 saw the fall of the tree of harmony and Twilight's new magic tree.

>Now Ponyville has a full on fortress and encompassing walls made out of rainbow crystals that glow.

>All the ponies in ponyville are now decked out in golden jewlery with rainbow rocks in them

>Rainbow rocks plays in each of the rainbow rocks.

>Mane 6 have now discovered they are also now the super elements of harmony, each one getting a flashy new streaks of colour on their body.

>their cutiemarks have multiplied and now cover most of their flanks.

>"Now that Equestria is blanketed thoroughly in friendship under your iron fist, where do we go to spread friendship now Ultraqueen™ Twilight (brought to you by carls jr.) Sparkle?" Applejacks® (brought to you by kellogs) asks.

>"Why to the moon (property of wallmart) of course." Ultraqueen™ Twilight (brought to you by carls jr.) Sparkle says with a laugh.

>*Pschewwwww!* sound effect

>New Moon Units! Now with Ultraqueen™ Twilight (brought to you by carls jr.) Sparkle Marshmallow Bits!

>MARSHMALLOWY GOODNESS RIGHT TO THE CORE OF THE PLANET AND THE CORE OF OUR HEARTS!

brought to you by carls jr.


2c0c2e No.152635

I guess we gotta keep making commercials while we wait for write fag.


41882f No.152645

>>152635

mine wasn't a commercial. :^(


aecdb7 No.152767

File: 1436504364186-0.jpg (65.61 KB, 640x349, 640:349, darth-vader-nooooo.jpg)

File: 1436504364187-1.jpg (65.37 KB, 640x349, 640:349, darth-vader-nooooo (1).jpg)

File: 1436504364187-2.jpg (64.72 KB, 640x349, 640:349, darth-vader-nooooo - Copy.jpg)

>TOMORROW!

>On the thrilling conclusion of /pone/ season 34…

Red Rarity is talking to RedAnon

>A-Anon… I… I'm pregnant, and Aryanne is the father…

RedAnon falls to his knees

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Red is talking to Aryanne

>I know what you did last summer

Aryanne is shocked

Red is talking to RedAnon

>Anon, I've been cheating on you with… Your brother, Fagg– I mean, HalfAnon.

RedAnon falls to his knees while Red is seen being humped by Anon in the background

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Red is talking to Ruby

>Come on baby, it won't hurt…

>But, Red, we're sisters

>No, you were adopted.

Ruby gasps, and faints while Red starts feeling her up

Aryanne is talking to RedAnon

>Anon, Ich have canzer, und you are ze (darth) fater!

RedAnon falls to his knees

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All this and more, may or may not happen, tomorrow… Tune in to find out, on the next episode of Dra- I mean /pone/


ab3251 No.152781

File: 1436506527221.png (230.49 KB, 895x656, 895:656, Capture.PNG)

>>152767

*Click*

Buy my book!

Buy My Book!

BUY MY BOO-

*Click*


67e5a2 No.152784

*click*

>And now but to For Want of Truth, the movie

>"Anonymous!" Queen Chrysalis sobs. "I'm pregnant, and you're the father!"

>"Noooooo-"

*click*


aecdb7 No.152785

File: 1436507132252.webm (2.48 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Anita Sarkesian.webm)

Every day, millions of girls are raped by MEN.

Every day, MEN trick females (and only females) into thinking that sex isn't always rape.

Please donate today, and help us purge the earth of the disgusting MALE scum, and encourage others to take part in the "Mass Vasectomy Project", this father's day.

Please call 1800-555-RAPE to donate today.

*Click*


aecdb7 No.152878

File: 1436530937330.png (395.11 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Party.png)

>>152785

*Click*

Pinkamena Diane Pie was the first true cele-

*Click*


53a8b3 No.152907

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


aecdb7 No.152931

File: 1436546064999.webm (4 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Starburst.webm)

*Click*


d2c789 No.152985

File: 1436554784593.mp4 (446.83 KB, 854x480, 427:240, roshi laugh.mp4)

*click*

NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL ZEE-

*click*


0b5f25 No.152987

The trio is reading the paper. Aryanne is holding the paper, almost finished, and her devious grin gets wider each word.

"Hahaha, oh Gott. Our Donkey's back."

"Why does he want to side with us now? He contradicts with the feeling-based rules he's trying to force," Red wonders.

"I think this sounds like an invitation" Ruby says after a while, "he doesn't want to give us that picture otherwise."

"Mein conspiracy Senses are tingling."

A brief silence.

"But he says 'nothing' has changed. It's like buying us back with nice letters. I bet it's superficial." Red thinks and shrugs.

"This does not make sense at all, but looks like we don't make sense to him either." Aryanne tries to reason, looking to the others.

"We should go ask him and clarify this thing. Come on, it will be great!" Ruby suggests and clops her hooves together. "There's no reason to cut our water supply yet."

"He has some of the biggest parties, and it would be terrible to see it turn to bullshit like this. It needs to be saved." the pegasus says to a point near the camera.

"For freedom of propaganda!" Aryanne joins her.

"I'll go get my straps and gas masks ready." Ruby hums and gets up, going to her chamber.

"Let's make their hot pockets hotter than ever." Red says to Aryanne, flying around room excited. "I'll get a map to Derpibooru town."

She flies to the attic, where she keeps the journals and papers. Aryanne looks at the waste and unread mail and thinks aloud what to do with them – Anon's not going to wake up soon, considering what Red smelled like. She looks at picture of the leader on wall to get inspiration.

Outside. Door opens, and Ruby comes out with full backpack. Her eyes inside the mask goes wide by surprise.

"Aryanne, what are you doing?"

"Oh, hehehe! Getting rid of the mail fastest way possible. They were Juden written, anyway – right?" Aryanne's eyes glow the bonfire next to her. She has a stick in her mouth, to control the fire.

Ruby lifts some of the letters with her magic. A turd drops from one of the burning letters, smoking, but the mask protects from the smell.

"I never understood something. You want to burn something every now and then, but it doesn't make them any whiter. What's the reasoning here?"

Aryanne doesn't answer because a red dash arrives from behind the apartment, interrupting them.

"Let's go!"

"I got my chains and dongs!"

"Ich got mein… ashes? And white paint."

March music plays. A few cheers from the audience.


2c0c2e No.153009

I could get really into these threads, damn. I love this so much.


67e5a2 No.153012

>>153009

Needs more /pone/ meta humor though.


673611 No.153028

>>153012

>pegasus in a pilot suit enters commander's office

Jack, we need someone. It doesn't need to be you, but someone from your wing.

I'll do it.

Look, Jack, I know you have memories of that place. It's dangerous, just send one of the rookies.

I said I'll do it.

>pegasus walks out of the office

>cut to runway

>pegasus walking in slow motion

>climbs onto the plane

>B-29 with an atom bomb inside

>there appears to be a smaller bomb ducktaped to the bottom of it with words "from /b/"

>plane takes off

Red Runner we're tracking you on the radar, Godspeed.

>giant mushroom cloud over the horizon

>sound of burnt hotpockets echoes back to the base

Mission accomplished.


aecdb7 No.153183

>>153028

I don't get it.


f1deea No.153205

>>153028

>>153183

I think it's refer to the bomb threads


aecdb7 No.153334

File: 1436605643720.webm (7.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bomb.webm)


2c0c2e No.153795

Writefag, will you be continuing this?


0b5f25 No.154044

Anon wakes up alone in the bed. He rubs his balls, then his hair and gets up to make some express coffee, adding some fresh mare juice from the fridge. A few giggles will be had to the fact that anon steals a sip straight from the bottle, looking around if nobody saw him.

"Oh right, it's Saturday, and new episode!" Anon looks at the calendar full of horse loving and funposting entries, but a red circle on this day. He smiles to the letter on the fridge door.

He gets to the television with his "world's best shitposter" mug, and surfs to the right channel. Jeopardy, Wildlife, livechat, documentary on origins of some meme. Breaking news catches his eye. There's a burning scene of Equestria in the picture, and Starlight Glimmer in the middle of the flames, laughing hysterically. HAS -0.59, EQD +0.17, HN +0.00, HAL +5.23, FUL -13.21.

"Hiatus, again? This is terrible! We were just getting active, and now it's slowing down again." He looks around, and aside from the TV it's noticeably silent, like in some terrible dream where everything bad you say comes true. "Where's the others anyway?"

Anon watches TV for thirty minutes, then leaves the Maud's show on and goes to the window, seeing the burning pile of mail.

"Pinkie pie asked me once what kind of boards I like. I said her, I like them how I like my rocks. She said she doesn't understand. I like my jokes like that too. It took her a while." Da bum… tss?

The ponies are on the road.

"Red, are Dich sure this is the right path? We've gone past Dumblrville drei times now," Element of Tolerance asks.

"Trust me, I'm a pirate. Born to take us to the destination." She looks at the horizon.

"She's better navigator than me, so I trust her. Two versus one, hehe!"

"Ich swear to cut your Horn and Wings eine day, and make you Übermenschen."

Red drops the map, falling on Aryanne's face. They exchange smug expressions.

"Why don't you show us where to go next?"

"Hey mascots, what are you doing?" Anon asks from the window. The girls get surprised by that, especially the map holder. A chuckle.

"Nein! Ich not any better. Take it!" She pushes the map through Ruby's horn. The unicorn raises the papers on her face and answers under them:

"We're trying to get to Derpibooru town, but can't find a way."

"Oh! It's – go down this road, and turn left to Brony street. It's somewhere there. Where were you about to do, those edits again?"

"You know, business, but that too. Want to come?" Red asks.

"It would be fun, but I really need to work on something today. See you later!"

"Okay, later faggot."

"Y-you too."

The group continues their way, this time at the mostly right path. It's a hot day, and they all are sweating. Ruby has taken her mask off long time ago, and is now enjoying the map that works as a shade, folded into a nice hat. She also ripped a part of it and tied it on Red's neck, and another part curled into a cone on the ex-earth pony's head. Element of Horsefucking flies in circles impatiently. They walk past /b/read without blinking an eye on them and turn to Brony st., leaving the Infinity Apartment Complex behind.

>>153795

Patience anon, it's already top priority.

Post last edited at

aecdb7 No.154061

>>154044

What's Ruby's element?


0b5f25 No.154075

File: 1436706049112.png (Spoiler Image, 24.94 KB, 475x440, 95:88, come on, you should know t….png)

>>154061

"We never went this road, did we?" Ruby asks.

"I wanted to take a shortcut to avoid this area," Red answers, "so watch out for neckbeards. You have your flamethrower ready, A?"

"Ja!"

The areas are messy as usual. Tissues, poorly drawn graffiti and filth. There's a yard that has almost dried and is turning brown. A tree that has no leaves.

"Oh no, that's poorly taken care of," Ruby says and jumps on the yard, dropping some faeces and water. Then she kicks them around.

"I've done my part," she says and catches up the other two.

"Can't you just use a bathroom?" Red asks a little annoyed.

"Want to know a secret? The same stuff keeps our lawn so green," the Shit Element remarks, turning Aryanne the color of her cutie mark.

"Ich need to–" she gallops to the same field, gags and finally vomits a small puddle of white oats. Hat and Bandana shrug to each other.

"Hey, it's all nutrition to someone."

thanks for the fix


2c0c2e No.154186

>>154075

I don't get the last part


0b5f25 No.154195

>>154186

a volunteer kindly edited a mistake in the text


8a1c9c No.154730

>>154195

Back to commercials?


2c0c2e No.154738

>>154730

I guess so…gimme a minute.


2c0c2e No.154740

HEY YOU! IS /pol/ TOO DEPRESSING OR SHITPOST-Y FOR YOU? WANNA PLACE WHERE YOU CAN STILL GET A BIT :^) ABOUT POLITICS? HEAD ON OVER TO >>>/pn/ TODAY!


8a1c9c No.154748

File: 1436843655947.gif (488.93 KB, 450x450, 1:1, ne krokodilu ^_^.gif)

>>154740

*click*

Every day, thousands of stallions are infected with a virus, 2400% more potent than ebola…

It's called "Gay".

Please donate to find a cure for Gay, so that those lazy faggots get back to work in the salt mines.

Just call 1-800-3–

*click*


2e57aa No.154766

-ever get raped by a filthy zigger again! If you call now, you can get TWO EXTRA ponut protectors for NO EXTRA CHARGE! To order, call 1-800-ZIGGERS! That's 1-800-ZIGGERS! Call now!


8a1c9c No.154774

File: 1436848217171.png (517.37 KB, 1281x800, 1281:800, I bought the company..png)

-I was so impressed, I bought the company!


9ccb34 No.154778

File: 1436848933645.png (816.12 KB, 4800x4800, 1:1, candyass.png)

*click*

HI ANON

*click*


8a1c9c No.154818

File: 1436856651638.webm (6.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, PMV - Summer Sun Celebrat….webm)

>>154778

*click*


0a19fb No.154851

File: 1436863803149.mp4 (4.28 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1436258375736-1.mp4)

*click*

*click*


8a1c9c No.154852

File: 1436865609647.webm (5.51 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, kitchen gun.webm)

*click*

*click


0b5f25 No.154867

Ruby has crafted sweatbands for all of them from the map paper that was left, which turned out to be strudy enough for the purpose. They finally arrive at the right area: Derpibooru town, as a huge sign shows. It's not as messy as the areas around it, but still has all the colours of the spectrum.

"Now wir need to find our Esel."

Red flies higher to look around.

"I may remember the house… there! It must be that blue one there."

They put on their masks and go to the door. A knock, like every polite mare does, then Aryanne bucks two large holes to the door. Ruby pushes some way to the cracked door, and Red flies in as the fastest. Audience is cheering. Flamethrowers are activated: the microwave, oven, fridge, even the plates on the table gets their share in the firestorm. Then, just as the whole house is about to burst in flames, Aryanne grabs a fire extinguisher, pushes the lever and releases a thick stream of white powder in random directions. The dust settles, and ponies wipe their mask lenses clean. A donkey, who was sitting in the living room and is now just a white hill, pops his eyes open.

"What do you want." He asks in a disappoint father's tone and coughs a cloud from his lungs. "Oh great, more cleaning."

He wipes his laptop screen clean and reveals an open Photoshop, with half white and half black drawing.

"Thanks for the letter, but first, it that what I see you're doing?" Red asks. The donk grunts.

"I'm editing these back a little darker."

"What der fuck did Du just say?" Aryanne grabs his throat.

"Look, I don't like SJWs either, but this is not the right place to burn someone's food. I'm just making them chocolate, 50% dark."

"Is that my laptop and OC? How dare you!" Ruby says as the reality under the powder sinks in. She grabs his hooves and begins to chain them without second thought.

Red just flies between him and the laptop, closing the lid with her short tail and helping with tying the victim to the sofa.

"Stealing laptops and editing stolen art back? I think it warrants a stolen butt-virginity."

"Ich can be top this time," Aryanne suggests. Ruby tosses her the black strap-on from backpack. Seeing it, the donkey starts getting hard, while keeping the grumpy look.

"It was expected," he mutters.

Aryanne rubs the dong some fire extinguisher powder to the tip and then pushes it in. Her mask lenses go foggy instantly, and you can hear her muffled giggle and moan from the filter. A steady sound of fapping rises from the audience to the level of the unsteady pushes Aryanne makes. The donkey is forced to lick the other mares' hooves clean.

"Oh L-ord, how d-id you know my fet-ish so well?" He asks.

Aryanne gets surprised by the comment, and instantly pulls out.

"So you actually are ein Rapecuck?" she asks.

He rolls eyes.

"I'm a moderator, duh."

The assaulters look each other. Red bursts in laughter, her wings wiping the sofa.

"Why didn't we see that coming?" She manages to ask between breaths. Her mask is now foggy too.

"Should we go on? It kinda loses the –rape– point," Ruby says.

"Let's leave him gibt," Aryanne answers, pushing the dick back in but unstrapping it, stepping aside.

"So, what should we do now?" Red says.

"Why don't you make your own booru or something?" Donkey throws an idea.

"That would need to make it a bait for SJWs first," Ruby thinks aloud.

"We must go to Enemy Reich," Aryanne states, "Tumblr."

"As long as you stay away from this area."

"I don't think that's going to happen, but this may be all for now. Are we ready to go? Ruby!" She glares at the white unicorn hugging her laptop, seeing it again after so many hours.


964dfa No.154888

File: 1436881150858.jpg (16.85 KB, 564x429, 188:143, hitrad.jpg)

*click*

>"Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!"

>2 hours later…

>"This is the 9 'o clock news. A massive nuclear fireball has been seen rising over Tel Av-"

*click*


8a1c9c No.154893

File: 1436881937098.webm (7.63 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Cartoon Horse Program.webm)

*click*


ba54f2 No.154902

File: 1436885371341.jpg (30.49 KB, 418x276, 209:138, 999333483_delicious.jpg)

*click*

HA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHAAAAA!

Delicious.

*click*


2c0c2e No.155170

I really hope you negros are taking screenshots like with that Gordan Ramsey story.


0b5f25 No.155397

The mascots are walking back home from the non-rare donkey, but not with empty hands. They are greeted by the green home field and the hammock guy, otherwise naked but newest Horsecock Monthly covering his crotch.

"Is that his gun or his dick he's greasing?"

"Maybe he's trying to put it in."

"Ich don't want to know."

Slippery as he is, some steel parts and bits fall to the lawn as he fumbles. Mares walk in to the house.

"Anon! Wir back~!" Aryanne greets the house and puts her flamethrower to the locker in hall. There's only television open in living room, which has a drama show of Cookie Monster harassing other muppets.

"Where is he?" Red asks, looking around. Aryanne scans the area with her ears. Ruby's sure he's not far away.

"Together, three, two, one…"

"ANON!" They shout in unison.

There's some noises coming from door that leads to the cellar, left open just a little. Stomps, and Anon himself, carrying a large cardboard box.

"Hey, angels, how was the mission? Here's your stuff, Recolour." He drops the box, it making a chime. Ruby looks at the box shocked, and jumps at it.

"What? No– did you even disassemble the stand? No no no–"

"It was a success, as you can see from our looks. We couldn't rape him though, because he kinda gave consent." Red answers meanwhile.

"Why did Du clean the Keller?" Aryanne asks.

"We planned to play some football simulator there tonight. Even Vivian is coming!"

"Damn right! Anon, you didn't have to do all that. Come here~"

"Hey, get this flying Aryanne off me!" He tries to push her away.

"Don't you want to go to shower, big fella?" She gets past Anon's defence and tries to lift him. "Hnnng, you've gotten fat."

"My shirt," Anon complains as they go.

"I'm next!" Ruby calls after them from the box. Aryanne swears in German for not reacting in time.

Credits

Anonymous — producer

Anonymous — co-executive producer

Anonymous — co-producer

Anonymous — executive producer

Anonymous — commercials

Anonymous — shilling

Anonymous — camera

Cast

Mascots

Anonymous

GEP as Hammock Guy

Byte as Moderator Donkey

Starlight Glimmer

Maud

Cookie Monster

OP as Faggot

Thanks

zvn

Mod M6

Anonymous

20 CENTAUR COCKS

gitgud.io/snippets/12


bfb7d9 No.155418

File: 1436997647186.jpg (55.11 KB, 500x455, 100:91, black-bird-hitler-shoulder….jpg)

>>154888

thank you for your prophetic wisdom and your magnificent trips


2c0c2e No.155508

>>155397

Fucking dank, now someone take screencaps.


aea59e No.155531

>>154902

Stinky Pete's the name.


0285a8 No.155683

File: 1437054590166.webm (6.97 MB, 640x480, 4:3, North Koreans enjoying mi….webm)

click

THE SANCTIONED CELEBRATION OF EQUESTRIA'S FIRST SUCCESSFUL ROCKET LAUNCH HAVE BEGUN, KNOW THAT ONLY BECAUSE OF OUR GREAT PRINCESSES INFINI-

click


0b5f25 No.155698

Hey Anon! Yes, you, faggot! You've been watching these boring TV shows all day. Why don't you get up and do some actual work? You promised. Do you even remember what I said to you this morning? It's becoming unbearable, you know. So get your lazy ass behind the TV screen and fuck me in the pussy! And looks like I'm stuck.


2a1509 No.156329

File: 1437220394408.webm (2.66 MB, 853x480, 853:480, ayy.webm)

click

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

click


2a1509 No.156747

File: 1437301948968-0.jpg (55.59 KB, 499x618, 499:618, 74d.jpg)

File: 1437301948968-1.jpg (12.15 KB, 208x200, 26:25, 1430892971722.jpg)

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This is a message from the Rare Pepe League here to tell you not to upload pictures of your rarest pepes to the internet as that will diminish their value, and-

click


2a1509 No.156755

File: 1437302987447.webm (3.43 MB, 640x360, 16:9, EG.webm)


ba54f2 No.156792

>>154778

*click*

>>16373

I know I’m going to get b& every time, but fuck you. Cadence cancer is somehow less obnoxious than telling it to fuck off 50 times? I will never stop telling them to fuck off. I will tell them to fuck off forevery cancerous thread I see. I will never stop until I am permaband then I will reset my IP to spam against the spam again.It is my duty to be constantly b& for shitposting in shitpost threads. /mlp/ was turned to shit by generals and unfunny may mays, so I have made, and will post this retarded this copy pasta in every Cadence thread I see. (Also, just delete by IP next time if it’s easier.There’s really no need to delete comments one by one) NEVER WILL I STOP UNTIL CADENCE SHIT STOPS

FUCK OFF TO /mlp/ YOU FUCKING CANCE

*click*


0b5f25 No.158550

Slav, Mongol and Viking were sitting in the living room. Slav turns on the TV, which shows some steamy horsefucking. The Viking roared:

"Change the channel, I've fapped today already!"

The Mongol took a sip of Koskenkorva and said, "Yeah, switch it."

The Slav replied, "Okay, I'm not interested in the news either."


2c0c2e No.158650

File: 1437697473226.webm (1.09 MB, 1280x718, 640:359, 1437360715939.webm)

We interrupt your program to tell you the weather-

*click*


2c0c2e No.158651

Writefag, new episode?


0b5f25 No.158687

>>158651

Would happily write another, if there was any good ideas. It's hard to keep the gags good quality.


3a30f0 No.158700

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*click*

IT APPEARS THAT THE PEGASUS IS QUICKER THAN THE EEEEYYYYEEEE

*click*


2c0c2e No.158715

>>158687

How about an episode where anon and the mascots go around Infinitopolis and shill /pone/ because they don't want to die off. Gang wars between /intl/ and /leftypol/, terrorist attacks by /bane/, lewd /monster/ book stores, and more!


0b5f25 No.158724

>>158715

>bringing friend boards

That would be pretty ambitious, will think about it. And maybe a full egg planting scene, because the Ponk one kinda died.


2c0c2e No.158736

>>158724

>egg planting scene

what?


2c0c2e No.158930

File: 1437783135648.webm (5.91 MB, 320x240, 4:3, 1437691098169.webm)

*click*

Donate to the 8chan defense force to keep the web's top toxic slime pit safe from faggotry and bullshit.

8chan - the ride is just like infinity. It never ends.

*click*


bff057 No.158980

File: 1437794823662.webm (2.84 MB, 854x480, 427:240, Bane.webm)

>>158715

>terrorist attacks by /bane/

>CRASHING THIS BOARD

>WITH NO SURVIVORS


bff057 No.159502

Illegal Bump.


4e695b No.159504

File: 1437906895438.jpg (14.12 KB, 250x262, 125:131, 45C0C352-DEE7-4FB1-9297-8C….JPG)

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?


b67741 No.159548

File: 1437914577668.jpg (79.88 KB, 576x440, 72:55, psy-gangnam-style-1.jpg)

>*click*

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OP

>OPPA-

>*click*


339dd2 No.161254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*click*

>Are you ready?

>Ready for what?

>ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NI–

*click*


2c0c2e No.161257

Writefag, is the episode suggestion not good? What's taking so long?


01f7d7 No.161331

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

"They found a show that their gender and age group was never suppose to see"

>Out of context lewd sounds from mlp

>On the video broadcast the ass shots, twilight's cum drink, tentacle monsters.

"Anon's life is about to change forever"

SJW:Anon, My Little Pony is something for you to leave alone.

>Anon picks up his figure of the best pony

>it pulses.

>Anon with his waifu Oculus Rift

>Anon's games and tv begin to pulsate

Hasbro: Why would anyone watch so much horse porn

"Philly, Anthro, fatpone, humanized, crouch tits"

Hasbro:Why did you watch it Anon?

Hasbro: You've been very useful to us Anon.

Anon: Careful it kicks

Anon: I've been hallucinating for a while that i'm rarity, since..

Lauren Faust:…What?

Anon: …Since i started watching My Little Pony

>Anon pressing himself against his monitor with a picture of equestria

"Find the jews responsible and make Hasbro pay"

>Lauren Faust sticks a fleshy copy of season 1 into Anon's stomach.

>Anon grows a gun out of his hand

>Anon shoots Hasbro at EqG movie premier

>Anon grabs mic while the inhuman hasbro reveals it's final form

Anon: Death to Hasbro, Long Live earlier Seasons


fa41de No.162526

>>161257

It's fine, just haven't had the time or motivation to write anything. Avoiding pandering is the hardest thing when going meta. There isn't enough experience to keep the mascots personalities balanced. Things like that are bothering me.


2c0c2e No.162527

>>162526

Ah shit, yeah that makes sense. I got ya. Well, we better get more stories done of these characters to give them established personalities.


82c6c1 No.163418

File: 1438686787242.webm (3.7 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, lmao.webm)

>>156329

click

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY lmao


624759 No.163460

My Little Cloney, My Little Cloney

Aaaaahhhh~

My Little Cloney

I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Cloney)

So I made a thousand copies of me


2c0c2e No.163534

>>163460

Big adventure!

A metric tons of fun!

Trashing streets!

Just you and me!

And plently of copies!

998 of us!

To fuck around and do as we please!

You got My Little Cloney (MYYYY)

Did you know we got to pay for this damaaaaaaaage?




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