/pone/ - My Little Pony

I was a sailor.

I was born upon the tide

And with the sea I did abide.

I sailed a schooner along the horn of Mexico.

I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow.

And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed,

but I'm living still

I was a dam builder

across the river deep and wide

where steel and water did collide

a place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound

But I'm still around

I'll always be around

I fly a starship across the universe divide

And when I reach the other side, I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain

and I'll be back again

and again, and again, and again

I was a funposter

On the /pone/ I lurked all night

Earth pony Twilight as my file

Biggest hotheads got totally upset

Much of the cancer caused us so many keks

The vols D+'d me on the other night

I still post around

I was a drawfag

An amateur, but good at form

Enforced the rule thirty-four

The board flourished with my Celestia porn

Comics sacrificed for the autistic lord

Anons burned me when they found my Patreon

But I'm drawing still

99 pictures of porn in the board, 99 pictures of porn.

Click one large, fap to it once, 98 pictures of porn in the board.

>>154764

I'm the Highwayman.

>>158109