32d157 No.156793[Last 50 Posts]
James 1:3
"Be assured and understand that the trial and proving of your faith bring out endurance and steadfastness and patience."
What is it you are believing for but haven't yet seen come to pass? If you've held up your request to God and He's put His okey-dokey on it, then keep the faith!
I have stood planted in faith for 33 years my God, The Healer, would heal me…completely! And as of April 13, 2014, for the first time in 33 years, I have absolutely no pain in my body! Give Him the Glory!
Keeping the faith causes us to learn to endure, be steadfast, and exercise the "P-word"…patience!
How gracious is our God to not only create each of us with "a measure" of faith, but then He helps us grow that measure to immeasurable size!
f231f4 No.156799
>you will never have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Sunset Shimmer
why even live?
d9134e No.156808
Yes, I too am a huge fan of Christian and Conservative values, so lets look at what the Bible says about those matters
Family Values:
>For I came to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and a man’s enemies will be the members of his household.
- Matthew 10:35-36
The Free Market:
>And the congregation of those who believed were of one heart and soul; and not one of them claimed that anything belonging to him was his own, but all things were common property to them.
- Acts 4:32
Foreign Policy:
>"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.
- Matthew 26:52
d30957 No.156811
>>156808
What does the Bible say about OP?
d9134e No.156812
>>156811
>If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
- Leviticus 20:13
d30957 No.156816
85f0ae No.156840
>>156808
>Being this much of a shallow faggot
d9134e No.156843
>>156840
Care to elaborate?
17046e No.156846
d30957 No.156848
>>156846
>not shitshit shitter
7e8988 No.156858
>>156842
rather short dress for a nun
c4996e No.157062
>>156843
>taking those verses out of context like that
Just like every other dime-a-dozen, cock sucking internet atheists who pride themselves on jerking it to science nye and taking dick dawks up the bum, just to brag about how "freethinking" they are.
574f99 No.157064
8b65be No.157065
>>157064
>Jews did EqG
Stop saying such slanderous things, goy.
0b0ffc No.157079
>>156799
>you will never
Oh thank fuck
>>157062
So you wanna fight the good fight and provide the context, or bitch and moan about how some mean scientists on YouTube don't buy into any particular religious text, let alone one written by Jews?
bd2a43 No.157089
Me-me? Er dette et me-me
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Funny me-me
d30957 No.157091
bd2a43 No.157094
>>157091
I'm bringing it back
c4996e No.157107
>>156808
>>157079
>-Matthew 10:35-36
This was not Jesus saying that families/ family values are bad in any way, but it was emphasizing how Jesus is more Important than any of your family members. The next verse says this clearly
>Acts 4:32
While I do not disagree in saying that this verse says that Christian brothers do not withhold property from each other, It however did not rag on the free market in any way. Free market is an outlet for people to do with their money what they will, without bending to the whims of the state.
>-Matthew 26:52
This means what it means, and I do not disagree with it at all. Those who live by the sword shall die by the sword, as simple as that.
There's a bit of damn context for ya, although I know you're just going to throw as many as you can at me. However, I'm going to spare myself of rebuking them all. Also, you're pretty generous calling them "scientists on youtube"
dear Lord let you listen to yourself.
0b0ffc No.157110
>>157107
>but it was emphasizing how Jesus is more Important than any of your family members.
I don't really trust anyone that elevates themselves above one's family. Sounds cultish.
>It however did not rag on the free market in any way.
No arguments there. Share and share alike.
>This means what it means, and I do not disagree with it at all. Those who live by the sword shall die by the sword, as simple as that.
Sure. If you live by invading and conquering other people, chances are those who are being invaded will kill your ass. Unless they decide not to fight.
c4996e No.157112
>>157110
God, being the creator of all people, is (in my opinion) more deserving of love and adoration than the people in your life who happen to be blood relative
0b0ffc No.157115
>>157112
I thought God was in all of us, or at least wherever people are gathered. "If you do something to someone, you do it to Me"?
0b0ffc No.157121
>>157119
You seem flustered.
c4996e No.157123
>>157121
Yes I am actually, thank you for noticing
0b0ffc No.157124
>>157123
I think you should boldly approach the throne of God to air your grievances, friend.
You can borrow my lawnmower. What's mine is yours.
0bd2db No.157146
>>157115
There seems to be a lot of God's that okay a lot of different things anon. Which one do you think is inside of all of us?
23bb7b No.157169
>forced meme
>sunshit shitter
Remember to sage shitty threads!
91afb3 No.157178
bddb8f No.157194
>>157169
What's so appealing about Sunset Shimmer? Why do you ponyfags like EG? Why do you still watch MLP you bunch of fags?
0b0ffc No.157206
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>>157146
Could you rephrase that?
0bd2db No.157445
>>157206
What are the rules of your God. Please hurry with the reply it is quite hard to come down from my euphoria for extended periods of time.
f231f4 No.157481
>all this fedora tipping
sometimes I forget why this stereotype exists, thanks for reminding me
0bd2db No.157486
>>157481
It helps to contain the euphoria. Think of it as the intellectual's tinfoil hat.
1c87a5 No.158222
>>156808
>claiming that the bible was pro-socialism anti-capitalism 1800 years before either of those systems were first conceptualized
Why are commies so dumb?
d9134e No.158244
>>158222
>commies
>Implying
And nobody had to "conceptualize" capitalism, its simply people trading things without intervention.
23bb7b No.158248
>>157481
>lol look at you guys
>bunch of fedora faggots XD
>I'm right you're wrong
I sometimes forget why the whole "religious zealot" stereotype exists, thanks for reminding me.
>>158222
>>158244
Checked, but don't forget to sage!
7bfeb1 No.158268
>>156793
>If you've held up your request to God and He's put His okey-dokey on it, then keep the faith!
But Sunset, it's most pleasing to the Gods when we act on our own initiative :^)
d9134e No.158280
>>158268
Can you tell Thor to calm don't with his Hammer? The thunderstorms here nearly knocked my power out earlier.
f231f4 No.158289
>>158248
>implying i'm religious
>implying only religious people find pseudo-intellectual atheists annoying
24b1e8 No.158311
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"You shall worship Celestia your Goddess" (Twilight 4:10)
574f99 No.158316
>>158311
I don't know…she looks one broken leg away from a shot in the head.
48fe4d No.158323
>>157062
You christfags get triggered easier than trannies.
24b1e8 No.158328
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>>158316
>Annon 6:16 "You shall not put Celestia your Goddess to the test, as you tasted Her at Canterlot"
1766fb No.158332
>>158328
This had better not be the revitalization of 'Celestia-ism' that /mlp/ tried to start. Because I'm so fucking bored right now that I'd be willing to participate.
24b1e8 No.158334
>>158332
Pinkie Pie 20:29 Then Twilight told Rarity, "Because you have seen me, you have believed; blessed are those who have not seen and yet have believed."
1766fb No.158335
>>158334
Fuck it I'm going to go get a Bible, I fucking hate all of you.
d9134e No.158353
>>158335
How anyone can read the old testament and still side with that god and his bloodthirsty tribe is beyond me.
c4996e No.158358
>>158353
you should really stop whining, its unhealthy and could ruin your esophagus, and making it much more difficult for you to please your boyfriend.
1766fb No.158360
>>158353
>Implying I would ever use anything in the Tanakh as inspiration for 'Celestia-ism' quotes
How cute.
d9134e No.158362
>>158358
Tell that to all the fags that go around yelling at people in the street for not worshiping their god and threatening with hellfire.
No matter how annoying some Atheists may seem to you online, I'm yet to come across one that pushes their ideology to the same extent as Christfags in real life. The only video I've ever seen of one is that California Jew guy.
1766fb No.158363
>>158362
Look, guy, no one's telling you how to be. This shit is just a joke. At least to me. I'm just digging a hole with a trowel with an autism sticker on it.
Calm down, son.
d9134e No.158366
>>158363
Whats with people like you who Imply anyone that disagrees with them is mad?
Its like I'm on half/b/
1766fb No.158367
>>158366
Never said anything about you being mad. I'm just telling you to calm down. You seem a little excited is all. My bad.
24b1e8 No.158377
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a colt find a virgin mare, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty coins of gold, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
24b1e8 No.158379
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"Let the husband render his conjugal dues to his wife, and in the same way also the wife to her husband. The wife does not have power over her own body, but the husband; and in the same way also, the husband does not have power over his own body, but the wife.
Do not deprive one another of conjugal dues, except it be by consent for a time . . . (Shining armor 7:2 - 5)
22 Wives, submit yourselves to your husbands as to the Goddess. 25 Husbands, love your wives just as Twilight loved the library and gave her life for it. 28 Colts ought to love their wives just as they love their own bodies . . . (Candence 5:22, 25, 28)
bcbaf8 No.158966
>>157445
>What are the rules of your God
"There is a book."
f08476 No.159084
>>156842
Please make one with a longer skirt length, What the point in having her wear the nun outfit if she has a gross debasing skirt. The appeal is purity.
79ddc0 No.159090
>>156793
But Sunbun, don't you know that the only way to ascend to the hall of the gods is to die in battle with a sword in your hand? It's like you don't want to help Odin fight the forces of chaos in Ragnarok after centuries of limitless drinking, eating, fucking, and fighting? Don't tell me you go to monasteries to pray and not to loot and pillage.
c4996e No.159390
>>159090
begone, you debaucherous pagan!
7bfeb1 No.159391
>>159090
Paganon in Christquestria Girls when?
bb793a No.159395
>>159391
>forced conversion
79ddc0 No.159446
>>159390
Your god lets his worshipers let my gods' worshipers cut out their stinking guts and stock their longboats to the brim with their booty. Your god is weak and pathetic.
c4996e No.159790
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>>159446
Is that why you're god abandoned your people?
Get your facts in check, My God exists, yours does not. away with you disgusting degenerate simpleton.
91271f No.159801
>gods
>god
>haram
“I bear witness that there is no goddess but Celestia, and I bear witness that Twilight Sparkle is the Messenger of Celestia.”
79ddc0 No.159808
>>159790
>My God exists, yours does not.
That's a mighty convenient thing to make yourself believe when Odin, Thor, Tyr, or any other god of Asgard could whip your god to a whimpering pup.
3bb2ca No.159920
>>159808
I'd rather have a god that has unconditional love for it's creation than a bunch of gods fighting amongst themselves with humans as just a tool for their gain.
79ddc0 No.159922
>>159920
>unconditional love
>makes a huge flood killing every human being on the planet except for a small family
>commands the chosen people to slaughter entire cities wholesale just because they're in the way
>kills two enormous cities with fire because he thinks they're degenerates
>ruin's a pious man's life with death and plague to prove a point
>commands a man to sacrifice his own son just to prove his piety
>cuckolds one of his chosen people so he can make a son whose whole purpose is to die a gruesome death
>retires from being a genocidal war-god after his son's intended death only to have his worshipers spread his gospel at the tip of a sword and then condemn this after the fact
3bb2ca No.159931
>>159922
Before the death of Christ, God had set the punishment of sin as death. After the crucifixion, that punishment for humanity was taken upon Jesus.
Anytime God had commanded removal of a certain people or cities was before Christ had come and because the whole of them turned away from him committing sins.
He saved Noah who had enough faith to build an ark over many years while being ridiculed by their society.
He sent an angel and saved Lot's family from Sodom and Gamora because they still had faith in him. (Yea his wife became kill, but that's because she looked back when God said not to.)
>spread his gospel at the tip of a sword and then condemn this after the fact
[citation needed]
Just because he has unconditional love for his creation, doesn't mean he won't test their faith or punish those who turn against him.
He's referred to as a father for a reason.
What kind of parent doesn't chastize or test a child to make sure they are growing up properly? A shitty one.
dbdadf No.159932
>>159801
>That picture.
Yes, MLP has stolen lot of its imagery and even some plot point from CCS. Which is good, as CCS is pretty much a masterpiece.
79ddc0 No.159933
>>159931
>Just because he has unconditional love for his creation, doesn't mean he won't test their faith or punish those who turn against him.
It's not like the people of Sodom and Gomorrah (that's the proper spelling) declared war on god like in the movie "Wrath of the Titans". They were just doing what any modern-day city (or any major BCE metropolis if you prefer pre-NT examples) does, sodomy and rape included, yet the majority of those thrived, one of which thrived so well that it directly influenced the events of the NT despite being a great distance away. It seems like God is completely fickle and arbitrary when it comes to deciding who's turned against him.
>[citation needed]
There are plenty of examples. Forced conversion of Europeans in the early Middle Ages, the Crusades, the conquest of the New World, just to name the well-known examples. (Yes, I know those are all a bit more nuanced than that.)
3bb2ca No.159934
>>159933
Success of a society doesn't determine if they are for or against God. Sin of a society does. Just because some people do well, doesn't mean he condones their lifestyle if they are sinning in living as such.
Ah yes. Well, I won't say anything directly in response to that as I am unfortunately not familiar enough with those events for me to make anything more than conjecture or supposition.
bb793a No.159936
>>159801
>there is no goddess but Celestia
79ddc0 No.159938
>>159934
>Just because some people do well, doesn't mean he condones their lifestyle if they are sinning in living as such.
If God reserves punishment for the afterlife, then why did he do so much punishing of people in the mortal world before the NT, and why was he so inconsistent with it back then?
3bb2ca No.159939
>>159938
>then why did he do so much punishing of people in the mortal world before the NT
He didn't do as much punishing as you are implying in that statement. There are MANY years and decades between events in the bible (namely the old testament). Many of those things were major events God decided to archive in the bible to use as a lesson(s) for those who read it.
>and why was he so inconsistent with it back then?
could you elaborate on what you refer to with him being inconsistent in the OT?
3bb2ca No.159941
>>159939
>There are MANY years and decades between events in the bible
You don't really record the numerous years that built up to a specific event when you are telling a story (historical or otherwise). You really just want to highlight the notable parts that the story needs to make sense to those reading.
79ddc0 No.159944
>>159939
>There are MANY years and decades between events in the bible (namely the old testament).
If God were to fill the OT world with a genocide every day of the week except Sunday, then it would be too banal and common to include in the holy text, wouldn't it?
>could you elaborate on what you refer to with him being inconsistent in the OT?
Not necessarily within the confines of the OT world proper, but just the time frame in which the OT takes place. The cities of the Mycenaeans, the Indians, the Chinese, the Phoenicians, the Hittites, and the rather large number of other OT-era civilizations that were in little to no way involved with the OT religion got no punishment from God yet weren't short of sin in their own rights since sin is generally the human condition, especially for heathens.
3bb2ca No.159947
>>159944
> but just the time frame in which the OT takes place […]
This is another inquiry I'm unable to answer as it would required some knowledge of the history of those specific cultures during that time, that of which I do not have. I will withhold answering to avoid conjecture.
79ddc0 No.159949
>>159947
Your humility in this matter is something I can respect. Have a nice day, anon.
3bb2ca No.159950
>>159949
Thank you and you as well.
91271f No.160053
>>159931
>be father
>have a bunch of children
>kill some when they dont do their homework
old testament god was a really shitty one
>>159932
>CCS
what is that? pls no bully
>>159936
dont tue arabs love the moon for some reason? im not that informed in their religion. going to search and make a halal text about luna.
91271f No.160074
AL-QAMAR (Princess Luna)
Total Verses: 55
Revealed At: MAKKA
054.001
YUSUFALI: The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and Princess Luna is cleft asunder.
PICKTHAL: The hour drew nigh and Princess Lun was rent in twain.
SHAKIR: The hour drew nigh and Princess Lun did rend asunder
>dat last Luna episode
repent horsefuckers!
c4996e No.160105
>>160053
maybe some mother fuckers should've done their homework
5aa000 No.161042
Sunset Shimmer is best pony/human
79ddc0 No.161043
>>161042
>little miss fanservice
>best anything
79ddc0 No.161045
>>161044
And who are you to come before me? You bear the insignia of the dildo, yet you do not wear it as a degenerate of the LGBT wears it.
5aa000 No.161046
>>161045
I am the terror that never stops , future ruler of Equestria
79ddc0 No.161049
>>161046
We will see how brave you are when you are nailed to the walls of Canterlot castle, your body facing west so you may watch your world die.
5aa000 No.161060
>>161049
You are hardly a threat . The ponies that follow you are heavily indoctrinated, rendering them basically useless , or have you forgotten how you ran with your tail between your legs . Your magic is pathetic as is your ideology . You are a fool if you think the Royal Secret Service hasn't noticed you roaming around in Canterlot . Or did you truly believe I wouldn't notice you hiding behind that menu?
79ddc0 No.161063
>>161060
I seem to have left my 20 sided die back in my mountain fortress, profligate.
5aa000 No.161069
>>161063
With a little augmentation you would make a fine addition to my future harem
79ddc0 No.161071
>>161069
The only harem you'll be having is one of stuffed animals.
5aa000 No.161076
>>161071
An illusion spell ? I really hope those things aren't just glued on , that would be really bucking stupid. Although considering how mentally feeble you are Im not surprised muich
79ddc0 No.161087
>>161076
With grammar that atrocious, I'm surprised you were given a noble title at all, even one as titular as yours. The royal court must be really in the pits.
574f99 No.161088
>>161087
That title should only be family-inherited!
17046e No.161108
>>156793
>worshipping the demuirge
f08476 No.161357
>>161043
>fanservice
How does she have any more fanservice than the other Equestria girls??