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 No.178537

>>177878

Fuck off you filthy kike.




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 No.178734[Reply]

>Read article.

>Talks about loneliness.

>Look in Discord.

>Normies talking about how it sucks that they havent' fucked in a month, or how happy they are with their relationship.

>I don't know what it's like to be hugged by another person.

>Never had a friend IRL.

>Have never had an actual conversation with another human being my age.

>Have no skills whatsoever.

>Have no talents.

>Have never been good at anything.

>Am just sitting here waiting to die.

M-my mom said that good things come to people who wait, but it's been a few years.

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 No.179180

>be tard wranglers

>the psycho tard has given me more hugs in the last 6 months than I've had in the last 6 years


 No.179193

>>179180

>tard wrangler

I finally know what I want to do with my life.


 No.179204

>>179193

Guy you're replying to. Little greentext story time.

>be orderly

>on tard wrangling duty for months

>my job is to care for one tard at night, seven days every two weeks

>he's not that mentally challenged, but he's also schizophrenic

>had to stop his meds because they were making him sick (literally killing him)

>has been completely psychotic for months, barely any contact with reality

>shrieks, hits walls and doors, has to be kept in his empty room or else he just tries to destroy everything and assault people, needs to be fucking tied down just to eat

>anyone who works with him with any regularity knows there's nothing to be done, nothing to calm him

>all we can do is "maintenance", AKA feeding him, cleaning him, etc.

>one night, nurse is on break

>tard is shrieking and bashing the door and walls in his room

>tell the other nurse, who doesn't know him, that he might need a tranquilizer

>instead of acknowledging it, she just starts complaining that I don't want to do my job and that I should go in there and put him back to bed

>she leaves without doing anything

>not the first time she's done that

>clearly speaking behind my back too

>I go in

>he immediately tries to beat the shit out of me

>grab him, put him to bed

>he immediately tries to get back up

>sit down next to him and hold him down

>he shrieks and starts beating the shit out of me

>no fucks given, I apparently don't matter

>after about half anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.179235

>>178736

>Fucking failed normies trying to pass off as robots sicken me. OUT OUT OUT OUT

Are the oppression olympics also part of being a true robot?


 No.179236

>>178734

>good things come to people who wait

That's only good for things like bodybuilding or starting a successful business.

Sitting there doing nothing will net you nothing.




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 No.179188[Reply]

>be me in the year 1350

>only son of petty noble

>don't like people so I lock myself in my tower

>disappointment to my dad the current baron

>wants me to train to be good squire like other noble kids

>live off of feudal fiefbux

>spend my days fapping to Far Orient scrolls from Marco Polo

>stupid older sister is fucking Chadwyn Duke of Thundercock in adjacent tower

>three hours past the witching hour

>want mutties

>wake up lady-in-waiting to roast me some mutties

>she refuses so I unsheath my scimitar

>she makes me mutties and tells me I'm a good lad

How was robot and wizard life like of our ancestors before us?

 No.179190

File: dea28fe185d9b2b⋯.png (20.26 KB, 441x294, 3:2, ClipboardImage.png)

>be me in year of our lord 1735

>ornamental hermit on some richfag's estate

>get hermitbux and /comfy/ grotto to live in

>get up at noon

>never wash

>eat simple food like mutton and tripe

>sleep on straw mattress surrounded by bric-a-brac

>richfag visits every month to check if I'm dead

>shows me off to his richfag friends

>they think I'm "so authentic"

>convinced I have some spiritual insight

>I grunt and throw bones at them

>mumble incoherently about god, the eternal futility of man and the dangers of women of low virtue

>they seem perplexed but amused

>accursed normalfolk

>return to grotto and make small effigies from bark

>tfw you will never betrothe an handsome wench


 No.179192

File: 041a515c11c6490⋯.jpg (34.04 KB, 292x228, 73:57, kek progression.jpg)

>Chadwyn Duke of Thundercock


 No.179231

>>179190

>ornamental hermit

Those guys were living the dream.


 No.179233

File: ea67fd7cbb496e5⋯.jpg (113.21 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, arthur-schopenhauer.jpg)

>you will never spend your entire life earning money by writing books about how much you hate life and women




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 No.179131[Reply]

Proof that wrongplanet.net are not one of us. They tell autistic people that their life isn't so bad and basically tell you to suck it up. Things are pretty bad when an autistic support forum won't even give support to autistic people. /r9k/ may be a crab basket. And this is why I tried wrongplanet. But wrongplanet seems to be even worse these days. No one is on our side in this world. We are all alone. I hope more Elliot Rodgers take out these fucking normies and these fucking wannabes pretending to be autistic.

Did you notice that the 19 year old female moderator doesn't even know she has autism (check her profile)? And then she is basically like "suck it up, man up". Can you believe that shit? What the fuck is with all these females on wrongplanet anyway? 80% of people with autism are male.

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 No.179222

>>179220

You work as an orderly interacting with patients. A job that requires social skills. If you have autism, it must be very mild.


 No.179223

>>179222

No, it's called not being a fucking idiot. Social skills can be learned. Look at how people talk to each other. Learn how they interact.

And for what it's worth, the "social skills" required to work as an orderly at night are minimal. As in, I still wouldn't engage in conversation with most people because I think that what most people talk about is trite bullshit. If I had "social skills", I wouldn't be a friendless 32 years old virgin.

Look, maybe you should be asking yourself why you're so desperate to convince yourself that autism makes you a worthless sack of shit. Why you want me to "defend my status as an autist" (holy crap, what bullshit). Because I can assure you that this is a case of "Look within". Yeah, people are fucking assholes who get off on treating autists like they're not actual human beings. A lot of the shit you have to deal with is likely undeserved, and your life situation is probably worse for it. But if you can't manage to even sustain your own life, that's on you.


 No.179228

>>179223

Patients don't give you a tough time? Seriously? I call bullshit. Service sector work is fucking hell for autistic people. I haven't worked as an orderly. But I've worked enough in the service sector to know that it's not for me. Me and people just don't gel.

I think you're full of shit. A failed normalfag. "Autistic tendencies". Doesn't sound like an actual diagnosis. No chance in fucking hell you have autism. Autistic people are not equipped to deal with conflict resolution. I've had 2 panic attacks/autistic meltdowns at work. Have you? You just need to get out more. You don't have autism.


 No.179230

I'm not saying I'm as low functioning as say Kent from YouTube or anything. But I hate it when people who are mildly impaired at best are like "I have been able to do this and that, why can't you?" Fuck you. I've had panic attacks. I have more serious problems than you. Now you wanna talk all this shit. When you're just a normalfag who can't get laid.

I got laid. I'm younger than you. I have an actual autism diagnosis. What's your excuse faggot?


 No.179232

>>179228

Keep telling yourself that. Maybe you'll believe it eventually.




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 No.179229[Reply]

I just read A Christmas Carol from Charles Dickens and I almost cried. Tears filled my eyes.

Hold me. ;_;



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 No.179205[Reply]

does /r9k/ like The Weeknd? I love his songs, STARBOY is the best

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 No.179219

>>179215

>What is the purpose on making such an specific thread?

gee, let me go ask that in every thread ever made. faggot


 No.179221

>>179219

I mean, it's a very specific topic about a certain thing, meanwhile there arent any other music threads.

Just wanted to be nice, faggot.


 No.179225

File: 2eaa37bad0ea215⋯.jpg (324.02 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, kill bill.jpg)

i don't like it.

they would always play it too much on the radio. and it was always kind of pleb.


 No.179226

>>179205

Starboy was trash. If DP play that shit when I go to Alive 2017 I'm gonna REEE

>>179225

Where's this pic from?


 No.179227

File: 3f3f21d8e27a421⋯.jpg (43.78 KB, 678x381, 226:127, 1432718417735.jpg)

>>179226

>>179225

>not liking Starboy

lame ass niggas.

Party Monster, Reminder, Rockin and Secrets are all great songs




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 No.179115[Reply]

If anybody has any questions or thoughts about the Christian faith, then please engage with me here. Even if you want to criticize me. God has saved me from this desolation and I want all of you to be saved too. Things may not get better on this earth, but give yourself a chance, and make sure that the afterlife will be better.

Remember: salvation is purely by faith, and has nothing to do with works. Ask and you will receive. Seek and you will find. Knock, and it shall be given to you.

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 No.179171

File: 70894c620b0541c⋯.png (47.17 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, 1453620576698-3.png)

>>179115

>salvation is purely by faith, and has nothing to do with works


 No.179174

Add me Skype

:^)

charlie8_6


 No.179179

>>179171

Your post doesn't make any sense because Christ is KING. Just so you know, monarchy =/= communism, and laws =/= anarchy.


 No.179224

File: f7473f2fc171294⋯.webm (4.13 MB, 480x320, 3:2, darkniggas.webm)

>>179179

Christ is King, huh? So can he make laws? Can he declare wars? Can he pardon criminals? I'm not talking about symbolically, or spiritually, or through thousand-year-old texts; I mean can Christ perform the duties of a real monarch the same way a living, breathing, present king can?

Obviously he cannot. But he's the King! So your actual king who is actually alive and running your country, well, he's still the king, kind of, but really, Big J is king. Pretty soon, the question becomes: why are we letting this blowhard in fancy clothes boss us all around just because his ancestors were hot shit? He's just another poor sinner, no better than any of us. Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite! Seize the means of production! El pueblo, unido, jamas sera vencido! Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest! And thus we meet Bolshevism's grandmother.

>>179160

So I should be meek and mild, weak and pathetic, because that's actually being strong, because it's going to give me humility, which is strength according to your dead Jewish buddy. Of course, a rich and powerful guy who still manages to be humble is even stronger, but it'll be harder for him, so I should be happy I'm weak and pathetic. Also, a lifetime of being stepped-on in this world is going to pay off big in the next (provided I stay "humble" and obey your old book).

This is why your sons will wear beards and your daughters will wear headscarves (and why your gf is fucking Chad right now).

>slave morality

This is about a lot more than willing submission to God's will. It's about the exaltation of humility, sympathy, and kindness as the highest moral goods. Sound familiar? Check out my man Freddy N for more. He might have been a cryptic syphilitic loon, but he had your number.


 No.179234

>>179224

Fuck off christcuck, your god does not exist.




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 No.176117[Reply]

What's keeping you from the greatest job of all?

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 No.178360

I haven't really started on learning how to sing like Prince, play guitar like Eric Johnson, bass like Les Claypool, drums like Mike Portnoy, keyboards like Vangelis, or any of those like anybody from Rush (I don't know why I even listen to so much rock music, as a whole, I don't even like it all that much, I find the Stones and Zep to be quite distasteful actually, and wish I could be listening to other genres like Acid House and Experimental Jazz) because learning how to compose music is just really daunting, like, I start off with a tutorial:

teacher: "Lesson One!"

me: "Eh, fuck it."

I heard that it was really hard at first but gets very easy with practice so I got to keep at it. I'm starting with learning vocals first and I am getting better. It's just a shame that I only really started having an interest in music when I'm old, 26 going on 27, when every respected and commercially successful musician learned their trade at much earlier ages.


 No.178361

I have no athletic bone in my body at all


 No.178369

>>176117

A bad resume, and a history of low-status jobs. The system has branded me with a scarlet "L", and there's no escape.

>But anon, get a shit job, do it really well, and work your way up!

Yeah, maybe if I walked through a time portal to 1965 that would work. Being the best damned toilet cleaner you can be just proves to management that you're a drone, a sucker, possibly unbalanced, and well-placed right where you are. Richard Jewel was probably the best security guard in American history. Look him to see how well that worked out for him.


 No.178372

File: f140860e59be36b⋯.jpg (31.94 KB, 388x476, 97:119, neat.jpg)

That was really cool, OP. I like his mindset, shit is too serious fucking business to no end in today's world. It's good to see people actually fucking living, even if I'm not.


 No.179218

File: 9812ca14f8b055f⋯.jpg (48.62 KB, 460x635, 92:127, welding propaganda.jpg)

I graduated school and only had two interviews with two companies for full-time work, and one might get back with me.

The local union has stopped taking applications and I was late by a week and they have a narrow acceptance rate.

I could make a side business, but I couldn't afford many of the tools and materials on my current part-time job salary.

I'm stuck, and I'm still job hunting.

Hopefully, my trade (welding) will land me a job rather soon.




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 No.179210[Reply]

>no damaged sissy friend to get drunk with and eventually fuck

 No.179211

Always wish I had a female friend to turn into a FWB

Or even a fatty friend who would let me feel her tits when she got sad. Always read about normies having female friends they hook up with in their youth

I hate not ever knowing that feel




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 No.178759[Reply]

What are your favorite NEET youtube channels? Comfy and Smug frog are alright, their videos (albeit popular) don't give me much of a connection hearing computer generated voices, even though the comedy is pretty funny. There used to be an aussie NEET youtuber, dunno what happened to him but he made good vids a while back. Two other AusNEETs seem to have taken his place, Cheesecake NEET and Neet King.

Hearing someone elses voice that is similar to me in situations (Am NEET but not a Aussie like the other two mentioned, am Eurofag) just gives me comfort, knowing others out there share my situation and we can bond and empathize over similar feels of being a hikki NEET. I like vid related in particular. I would like to hear your r9k/v9k type youtubers as well, we need more videos and content being made to keep the community going tbh.

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 No.178954

>>178953

I get buxs and I'm a single white male


 No.178955

>>178931

Fuck you, fuck you nigger, why are you showing your face.


 No.179087

>>178954

Pretty hard to get bux in us and i think it is only for disability, even that is hard to get apparently. Hopefully a burger can clarify

>>178953

Don't they get autiosmbux? au gets bux for job seeking and disability


 No.179094

>>179087

>Pretty hard to get bux in us and i think it is only for disability

>autism isn't a disability


 No.179200

>>179094

Autism is a disability though, in Australia they get money for just having no job and looking for work, americans don't get that




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 No.179156[Reply]

By that I mean such as starting a band, going solo, whatever. I'm trying to learn guitar and how to sing so I can accomplish my dreams of making a metal band, but it'll probably be years before I feel confident enough to actually try to form it.

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 No.179177

Both of my cousins were in a band. Played a few gigs at revenues. White Rabbit. Corova. Couple music festivals

It put so much stress on them and eventually both of them ended up getting fucked by "friends"

It is a very hard world to get into without connections. Promoters will expect you to pay them for nothing and a lot will not budge until they receive sexual compensation at that. The "leader" of the band was having his gf suck off the promoter for gigs. My cousin (guitarist) recorded an album with the band but then got another guy who more "looked the part" even though he played shitty. Due to a recorded phone conversation they used his music but made the new guy the face of the band and after months of stringing him along they dropped his ass

Worst part was whenever someone was sick they would call my cousin up to be backup. Promise was that if a spot ever "opened up" they would get him ASAP

Many spots opened up. They never gave him shit


 No.179178

>>179177

Got another drummer cousin. Similar story. They used and fucked him over


 No.179187

>>179175

No, it's all on analogue media. The closest we got to digital was DAT during that weekend when it was the format of teh future.

I might have some lyrics somewhere but they don't come across too well without the music to make sense of the rhythm and phrasing.


 No.179199

>>179177

Does this sex for promoting shit really happen? Never heard anything like this.


 No.179209

I have no talent, though maybe it'd be fun to make a lot of shitty edgy noise music that no one would actually listen to.




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 No.178922[Reply]

headed back to an old haunt. 4 years, has anything changed, did anything happen at all

at least i can find peace here

above yet around

here they laughed & fucked

painted themselves against the glass

a small world brimming with experiences wholly foreign to me

from the distance my somber gaze

watches lives unfold in their brilliance & despair, writhing in an ocean of confusion

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 No.178996

File: e8bbf7fc32d342f⋯.png (42.68 KB, 217x190, 217:190, e8bbf7fc32d342fe7cda4b5560….png)

I think what you're doing is very cool OP. I sometimes go urban exploring too but never in big places like where you were at. I liked how you dealt with the hobo. Keep going.


 No.178999

File: 9e93deb36764899⋯.jpg (280.48 KB, 2828x2121, 4:3, GOPR9935.jpg)

i hope the mexicans don't shot me


 No.179062

File: 1bc4dbb3b4e75e5⋯.jpg (68.98 KB, 760x506, 380:253, Michigan City IN white pig….jpg)

Urbex sounds vaguely interesting, but around here I'd likely walk into a gang hideout and get shot and/or raped. Or at best, stopped and questions by one of the many midnight pigs slowly patrolling everywhere with bright-ass rotating spotlights in search of people like me biking home at night because welcome to Slum City drug deals everywhere but we'd rather harass cyclists and other weirdos who want to stay /fit/ on top of saving $400/mo like what the fuck is wrong with people without multiple maxed out credit cards trying to keep up with the latest iPhone every year like jeez.


 No.179139

File: 47df9cae9752478⋯.webm (8.12 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, files.webm)

my dealing with cops consists of answering shortly & directly with blank stares in between. the worst i've gotten is a cop insisting that there was something wrong with me for 5 minutes and letting me go

have abandoned spaces to myself is calming. even not doing anything, there no anxiety in the back of the head over someone listening or watching. even when there is someone else around, i don't care. i have no shame. i don't feel like i'm missing out on life because there's no sign of it. it feels like the world ended and i have nothing to make up for. i can finally let go


 No.179198

File: fe3d363acf1bf2e⋯.jpg (491.58 KB, 2886x1732, 1443:866, DSC00463.jpg)

all decisions a compromise

hard rot, soft skin

hope falls away, a unforgiving sky expands into eternity

any gain is ultimately taken for granted

no satisfaction, no peace

their hope, their lust, their greed

is all an act on a stage taken for reality

after the finale, the crowd leaves,

cold winds whistle between the boards,

and silence watches from the seats




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 No.179195[Reply]

Does anyone else here plan on suiciding soon?

I intend on jumping from the roof of a skyscraper, but I'm waiting for some cash a person owes me to be returned, so I can spend it on my last days, and have a happy final week.

How are your plans for suicide?

 No.179196

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i'm going to stay holed up in my room and die from paranoia


 No.179197

Chances are I'll have either killed myself or gotten thrown in prison by the end of the decade. If it comes to it I'll probably just shoot myself with my father's gun.




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 No.175661[Reply]

Happy Valentines day, anons! Let's play a game! Rules in pic relates! Good luck!

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 No.179145

>>175661

rerollin here


 No.179176

>>175661

rolling with the lord on my side


 No.179184

>>175661

Fuck it, rolling for shits and giggles


 No.179186

>>175661

time to check and see what kind of animu highschool grill I end up with


 No.179191

>>175661

Rollerino bois, rolling for dumpy or nerd




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 No.178849[Reply]

Hello

If you're autistic and you wish to improve, please visit Autism Self Awareness.

If you have a bizarre fetish, own fedoras and katanas, spill spaghetti constantly or are abrasive, then this board is intended as an anti-hugbox where you are allowed to self examine these issues and present more normally.

Non autists are welcome to provide respectful realtalk

>>>/asa/

 No.179189

self-improvement is masturbation.

Why should we try to change who we are in order to fit into society? Normies have bullied me since I was a child. Why should the bully victim be blamed for their bullying? This is some cuck shit right here. We live in a sick society. Society brought about Elliot Rodger, Adam Lanza, George Sodini, etc. Society is responsible for reaping what they sow. Get out of here with this uncle tom shit. Ever since /pol/ and the Trumptards invaded /r9k/, this place has been all about "self-improvement." Autism is a neurological condition. It is for life. You can't cure autism. This is who we are.




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