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 No.188735

>>188723

>you don't give a shitr about the shilling and faggotry going in here

Because it's a minor problem that could easily be solved by not replying to the threads in question. I may consider changing the rules to something stricter if /leftypol/ starts getting too uppity or we have a large influx of cuckchan refugees, but it would cause more trouble than it's worth at this point.




File: ee4d7bf781d9919⋯.jpg (45.76 KB, 640x479, 640:479, ches.jpg)

 No.188897[Reply]

Been spying on roasties in their internet chat forums and I found one thread on hair care forum where they're talking about sex and cheating.

Gonna post some quotes so fellow robots can see this degeneracy.

"My co-worker is single. He tells me he's been single for 9 years and hasn't been on a date in a year-and-a-half (He's 32, I'm 30). I have not disclosed any of my relationship woes or the fact I'm in an open r/s with him. I think that would display a false sense of intimacy between us.

I'm not sure if I'm willing to leave BF. This relationship, albeit dysfuctional and passionless, is comfortable and convenient. My BF has a corporate job and I'm well taken care of. Work crush has no vehicle & sells weed on the side. I would like this to be a sex-only thing but with women, it rarely is JUST and ONLY about sex."



File: b29d64598d2b0ff⋯.png (53.02 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, Interesting.png)

 No.184796[Reply]

When I read stuff like this I get a little excited as I'm about to be a 29yo male virgin who has never been kissed or been on a date

Is there any way that I could get in contact with women like this so we can date each other?

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 No.188873

>>185292

>On the surface I just brush it off, say "oh, I might concider it", whereas in my mind, I feel nothing but pure, unfiltered disgust.

>Not only that, but there are so many that upon first glance I think are qt virgins, but beneath the carapace of purity, a facade, there is yet another roastie, sometimes more bitchy than the rest.

This I understand:

>girl tells me she sings in the church choir

>I know for a fact she sucked a guy off in a shower while she was dating another guy who she then broke up with on new years eve


 No.188881

>>184907

Sorry, but they only want Chad, just like the rest.


 No.188892

>>188854

>just like the other girls.

If they're just like other girls they're not proper pixies, they're faking it, real pixies are socially secluded and get bullied.

>>188881

No, they think they want chad, because chad will save and protect them and other girls tell them they want chads but their relationships will run stale because chads are boring. They need nu-alphas and they want a nu-alpha, they just don't realize nu-alphas even exist.

>>185201

Yup, that's part of the deal.


 No.188895

File: b996ae2a5fb64d2⋯.png (453.8 KB, 729x640, 729:640, b996ae2a5fb64d23965910d701….png)

>>188892

Bullshit, all women want chad's cock. It's nature.


 No.188896

>>188892

>My 3DPD waifu isn't like the rest!

Yes, she is. You're suffering cognitive dissonance because you have an impossible ideal. You're better off in the realm of 2D if you want a mythical creature.




File: 437a5eb48e4ead2⋯.png (17.86 KB, 201x156, 67:52, chad.png)

 No.188893[Reply]

>Hey anon wanna hear about the 1488 girl orgy I had last night. I only got chlamydia an anal cancer this time.

 No.188894

>Hey anon wanna hear about the 1917 tranny orgy I had last night. I only got AIDS and anal cancer this time.

Nah, nobody wants to hear about your fictional sexual exploits, OP.




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 No.188834[Reply]

Are any of you anons on this board hikikomoris??

ITT post Hikikomori feels.

 No.188890

>mommy gets mad when I wake up at 5 in the afternoon


 No.188891

>>188890

I wake up usually around 3.




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 No.188720[Reply]

Why do autists hate white supremacists?

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 No.188851

>>188798

>White people are probably the only race that will acknowledge the existence, and accommodate disabilities like autism.

Which is exactly why they're so weak. Kill off the autists. Would clean up imageboards quite nicely from the vermin.


 No.188863

>>188745

That's just nigger-tier retarded. Imagine if a carbon-based life form inherited nothing from its predecessors. It would be a blank slate and would be ill prepared for natural selection. You fucking dolt, no creature can exist independent of their predecessors. You inherit intelligence, for example. You inherit adaptations and things necessary to have a survival advantage. Leave it to a /leftypol/ commie to say something unbelievably retarded. Stupid nigger.


 No.188864

>>188849

As useless as we are (white robots), we're still better off than about 90%+ of males in the world. I'd hate to be a gook or Pajeet. Or worse, a nigger.


 No.188874

>>188742

Gulags were prisons where inmates worked, not a place for people like that. Neets, unemployed, bums, welfare queens, etc, only exist in capitalism, in commie countries everyone worked by default, and it was normal, not a privilege.


 No.188889

>>188874

>Communism is perfect and everyone gets lollipops and two scoops of ice cream t. /leftypol/

Okay, so why did the Soviet Union have parasitism laws? Explain to me what they meant during June 2 1942, when it was decreed that there was "[…] criminal culpability for evasion from socially useful work and for social parasitism in the agricultural sector." Better yet, tell me how people could fail to meet their "labor days" (trudodni). Such people were exiled for 8 years and/or sent to gulags. From 1948-1952, there were 33,266 of these people. In 1961, there were 130,000 identified as living an "anti-social, parasitic way of life" in Russia alone. To avoid trials for parasitism, many of these people took unskilled jobs as street sweepers, or similar wagecuck professions.

The Soviet Union & China had their NEETs, make no mistake. They just forced them into the middle of Kazakhstan or Siberia to 'work' for a decade when they got tired of their lazy asses.




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 No.188878[Reply]

I'm tired of being a NEET, I'm tired of seeing my dad's disgusted glances, I'm tired of doing nothing but watch anime and fapping. I have $100 and a car with a full tank. I just wanna leave and never come back, I can't stay here any longer or I'll rot. Any tips on making the most with what's currently at my disposal, I obviously need to find a job but I've never lived anywhere else than home and have no experience in real life. There's no going back if I fail this, I'll probably just kill myself.

 No.188880

File: a0737beb33491c6⋯.png (755.97 KB, 575x1000, 23:40, DAyf-vhXgAAcKUV.png)

>tired of fapping

>to anime

this is where you went wrong


 No.188883

>>188880

Grow up faggot you can't keep doing that all your life.


 No.188887

File: 9ac69f31be765bc⋯.png (115.98 KB, 402x398, 201:199, 1487085579665.png)

>He'd rather suddenly leave the house with a hundred bucks and a car and drive into nowhere rather than finally surprise his father and ask him for help and tips, like a son is normally expected to do.

If you sperg out and leave by yourself, you'll end up dead in a ditch within 48 hours. Go ask your father on how to be a functional human being for once in your life. No matter who he is, no matter what your relationship with him is, or how tired he is - he will be genuinely surprised that his failed degenerate neet addicted virgin son has finally come out by himself and seeks help to improve himself.

Do it anon.


 No.188888

>>188887

check my quints




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 No.188825[Reply]

What do you think about these two? Failed normies, cyborgs or robots?

Personally I see Eric as a failed normie with rage and Dylan as the cyborg who can't into social structures.

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 No.188865

>>188861

Lanza certainly caused a lot of controversy and confusion, not to mention a perfect excuse for Obama to push for gun control, but I doubt there will be Lanza copycats.


 No.188868

>>188861

>I'd argue Lanza is the more poignant killer for lack of a better word. Killed innocent children and left so little behind his existence is in question for some people. Just pure isolation.

Adam Lanza was a closeted pedophile who was upset at society because he couldn't diddle kids.


 No.188869

>>188862

>I said on this board.

Still not an excuse faggot.


 No.188877

>Access to guns.

>Psychotic, extremely depressed.

>Textbook inferiority complex.

>Very close to school, could walk on foot.

I never understood why I didn't do it. I should have, all the signs point to me doing it at some point, but no. I never got the fucking balls to go out and just do it. I wish I did though. I don't know why, it just feels like that was the way things were meant to happen. I don't necessarily want to go out and kill children, but it just feels..You know? I probably sound insane right now. I don't think anyone will really get it.


 No.188886

File: 7c2066af1ce1288⋯.jpg (48.77 KB, 550x453, 550:453, IKTF 1.jpg)

> I don't think anyone will really get it.

While I'm not psychotic and didn't want to shoot up a school in particular, I still know that feel and I'm sure there's a certain percentage of /r9k/ that does as well. Please no bully FBI. I'm very sensitive.




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 No.188794[Reply]

ok i planned to shave my balls for the sake of it. the Problem is i dont know where to put my public hair, i live with my mom so the trash can isnt an Option and im scared that if i put it in the sink or the shower ill Clog the drain help pls

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 No.188826

>Risking to tear open your sac

Lel


 No.188830

How isn't the trash can an option? Does she fucking sift through your shitty toilet papers?

I trim my pubes onto paper towels, fold it up, then put it at the bottom of a fresh bin. That way if my Mom is throwing out the trash she obviously won't look at the bottom of the trash bin and dig through it

If all else fails you can literally just flush it down the toilet

And if you are THAT paranoid about somebody finding it: Wrap it in a plastic bag and just throw it in a nearby dumpster or go to a McDonald's and dump it in the restroom trash cans


 No.188837

>>188830

>Does she fucking sift through your shitty toilet papers?

>putting shitty toilet paper in the trash

Spic detected.


 No.188855

>>188837

>Wanting to clog the toilet


 No.188885

File: d34eb49b1909d9a⋯.jpg (97.13 KB, 1024x904, 128:113, 1492388432513.jpg)

Just shave in the shower and let it go down the drain you fucking retard. If it ever gets clogged, say that it's someone else's hair.




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 No.188300[Reply]

"Hey I heard anon has never had a girlfriend, is that true anon? How can someone so nice and sweet never get a girlfriend?"

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 No.188774

>>188760

>acne

Ayy fam that shit ruined me.

>be kid

>very cute, smart, like talking to people but also have deep personality (for a kid)

>people respond positively so develop very strong confidence

>enter puberty

>get insane acne

>not cute anymore, girls hate me

>confidence crashes

>people say it's okay, it'll pass

>tell myself i'll be fine in a few years

>middle school ends, most kids in hs don't have acne anymore, my face is still covered in it

>"it's okay anon it'll pass"

>end of hs, everyone except a few freaks like me doesn't have acne anymore

>mine is still in full swing, now have obvious scarring too from past acne

>do a photo shoot for yearbook at end of hs, they put on makeup to hide acne, realize i would actually look pretty handsome if not for the acne, despair level critical

>try a bunch of treatments but they do jack shit

>people say don't pop them but they fucking itch like hell

>occasionally get a deep one that i can't even pop for days, can't even think straight because of the throbbing pain and discomfort

>only girls that are interested in me turn out to be into popping, try to pop my acne/backne while cuddling, want to eat the pus, watch popping vids on jewtube, it's fucking weird

>not getting as much but almost always have a few on my face

>now have them on scalp/body where they are sometimes really painful/itchy

>28 now

>people said this shit would pass

>mfw i've spent more than half my lifePost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.188805

File: 390ff88efa43134⋯.jpg (2.58 KB, 97x97, 1:1, sweaty.jpg)

>>188774

19 here. Fugg I think I'll start laser treatment or something now because I'm in the same boat, though I gave up treatment one year ago because my acne was at the whim of body cycles (less during summer, full offensive from September till Xmas)


 No.188806

>>188774

>only girls that are interested in me turn out to be into popping, try to pop my acne/backne while cuddling, want to eat the pus, watch popping vids on jewtube, it's fucking weird

WTF?????

Elaborate…


 No.188845

>>188805

Should have done it earlier but even at 19 if I had gotten proper treatment I would have been better off probably. Try to go to a good dermatologist and follow the treatments religiously. There's a good chance you're fucked anyway since it's not always treatable, but if your case isn't hopeless don't miss out on not having shit skin.

I think it's a really complex disorder, that actually has thousands of causes but the end result looks the same. That's why there's so many treatments out there but none work every time. Probably the doctor will have you go from one common cure to another to see if you respond to any.

>>188806

Sounds hot but it's fucking weird shit, man.

>be 18

>somehow luck out with a gf (she didn't put out and left me for a chad later)

>be cuddling on couch one day

>trying to relax and enjoy the moment

>suddenly pain in my shoulder

>wtf

>she'd pinching me

>what are you doing

>"anon you have an acne on your shoulder i want to pop it!"

>wtf no fuck off that's gross

>"come on anon please please please i want to pop it!"

>she can't even do it right so it's extra painful and messy


 No.188882

File: 7fffd3c0cfd46c5⋯.jpg (115.19 KB, 500x500, 1:1, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….jpg)

>All these posts about horrible untreatable acne that lasts until you fucking die of old age

I swear to god I don't get rid of this acne cancer within 2 years I'll fucking kill myself




File: 2b27c19393284da⋯.jpg (415.92 KB, 1584x957, 48:29, robot_test.jpg)

 No.188776[Reply]

It's been a while since we've done this. Share your score.

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 No.188842

File: 338c30976be035d⋯.jpg (155.3 KB, 894x894, 1:1, amelie_by_kr0npr1nz-d7gmjq….jpg)

>47

just 12 points to go, lads


 No.188843

Wow, physical made me think I might be normal but then I failed on everything else.

41, robot.


 No.188850

45

I'm getting worse in the mental category


 No.188876

>56

Livin' on/near the edge I guess.


 No.188879

>53

I'll be in uni this fall so I might very well escape robotdom.




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 No.188741[Reply]

Who else is struggling with drugs here?

The internet used to be so exciting and entertaining, I spent hours reading ED articles, watching many different youtube videos and lurking. Video games were my hobby that I obsessively pursued, I new everything about new trends and preoccupied myself with game design.

But now depression caught up with me again and I cant enjoy anything anymore. I try to smoke weed to recreate the good times I used to have, and thats a road straight into hell.

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 No.188775

>tfw people are nostalgic about shit i'm currently in and hating

Well at least it's kind of comforting. The one thing I tell myself when shit's really bad is that it could be worse, at least I'm not a junkie.

But I don't think it's the drugs m8. Internet just went to shit. Even if you find the willpower to quit the good times are still gone forever. Sorry bro.

>>188750

I don't smoke, I tried a few times but it was shit and didn't really do anything, but I kind of wish I smoked cigarettes, cigars, pipes so I'd look cool. I don't actually want to inhale the smoke, I just want to look like I am.

Is there any way to accomplish this? Like a realistic fake cigarette/pipe? Should I just carry around a soap bubble pipe like a faggot?


 No.188782

>>188756

Caring about your health is the biggest normalfag meme there is.


 No.188784

>>188775

>kind of wish I smoked cigarettes, cigars, pipes so I'd look cool. I don't actually want to inhale the smoke

Never mind this is actually the biggest normalfag meme


 No.188789

>>188782

>>188784

Its emberassing to smoke in 2017


 No.188875

Used to struggle. It freed me from worry, made normies unable to sniff me out, gave me physical pleasure ect. However the downs were pretty bad too and as I got more involved with exercise I started to care more about improving my lifts and run times more than all that other shit. You know how satisfying it is to see numbers go up in relation to your actions in vidya? Lifting is pretty much the same, but you also get a fat dose of feel good, and visual feedback to go with it. It feels amazing to be able to struggle and succeed, something I have never achieved in any other aspect of my life.




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 No.188866[Reply]

ARE YOU GOING TO STAND FOR THIS??

 No.188871

Stupid nigger


 No.188872

File: 4f48bd2541c4fd2⋯.jpg (75.14 KB, 798x776, 399:388, e4a74f52530db875e9c2b792df….jpg)

This kekistani shit has gotten out of hand.




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 No.182000[Reply]

Who are your favorite school shooters and mass murderers /r9k/??.

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 No.188778

File: 2b085c84743f047⋯.jpg (64.67 KB, 450x450, 1:1, Beta Uprising.jpg)

>>188769

I'd say that he was a failed normie. He had absolutely no reason to kill, although it's obvious he had been depressed and in a rut for around a decade. It's possible that the car accident of 2013 gave him an acquired brain injury, since he seems to suffer most of the symptoms (anhedonia, emotional flooding, disinhibition, adynamia).

In any case, he developed a fascination with rampage killers around the same time of the accident and soon decided to kill off his YouTube career to prop up his EGS project. This was a slow process of him trying to emulate his hero, Eric Harris. He seems to have adopted many facets of Eric's personality and prejudices (not that faggots and niggers don't deserve it, but he wasn't quite /pol/) and even bought "Natural Selection" t-shirts. You'll notice that his persona 'Andrew Blaze' is simply a caricature of Eric, based off his diaries. I believe the whole EGS thing was a way for him to exonerate his guilt and provide himself with a push to do it.

Basically, EGS was to him as Eric Harris was to Dylan Klebold. For Randy, there was no reason to have doubts about killing and dying, since he knew for certain he was going to a better place. Sadly, he's no beta uprising, because we still don't know why we killed people, but it simply seems to have been an imitation of his hero. Eric had a reason to kill, but Randy didn't have a reason to shoot schoolkids (his original plan) and he couldn't produce a single motive or excuse to kill his coworkers.

Honestly, I feel sorry for Randy Stair and hope he's in a better place (even if it's his edgy Danny Phantom fanfic universe) but that doesn't mean he's a robot or his killings were a beta uprising.

>>188773

Say hello to Chris Harper Mercer, anon. He's a former /r9k/ poster who killed 9 & injured 7 in 2015.


 No.188779

>>188778

>cuckchan /r9k/


 No.188821

>>188778

Chris' mistake was still being on 4cuck and not have moved with us, fuck him


 No.188827

>>188778

>Say hello to Chris Harper Mercer, anon. He's a former /r9k/ poster who killed 9 & injured 7 in 2015.

Some of you guys are alright dont go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.


 No.188867

>>185529

didn't you hear? He was only here for the bad guys




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 No.188690[Reply]

Let me just make sure I'm clear on all the requirements to get a white girlfirend under 250 pounds these days.

>must be any race other than white

>must be at least 6'0

>must have at least a 10 inch cock

>must have a six pack and a lean muscular body NOT too big

>must have your own place and bring in at least 50k a year

>must have a silver tongue and be able to seduce any woman

>must have a closet full of designer athletic wear like UnderArmor

>must drive a jeep or a truck to show your "manliness"

>must have a large circle of friends and constantly be recognized when you two go somewhere in public

>must have a normie taste in music, movies, pop culture etc. and be up to date on them

>must have facebook, instagram, snapchat etc. and keep them all updated on a constant basis.

Alright anything I'm missing?

 No.188692

File: d93477c937432d6⋯.png (785.83 KB, 2080x1657, 2080:1657, d93477c937432d6ff7f90cf927….png)

Theres only a smart minority of white people intermarrying. The majority of that is white men marrying asian women, which must stop.


 No.188751

>>188692

He never mentioned marriage fam/


 No.188858

File: 14c2d2e9ac2857f⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 207x253, 9:11, jcd.jpg)

>>188692

Any link to current marriage statistics by race?


 No.188884

The majority of white women I see are with white guys. I've seen plenty of non-white women who are with white guys too. Want to know why women don't like you? Its not because you're white, its because you're a robot. Women would rather be with a white Chad than a non-white robot, women would rather be with a non-white Chad than a white robot.




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