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 No.2447[Reply]

is it impossible to separate quarks?

 No.2448

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 No.1979[Reply]

Was sorting through my image folder to do some cleanup and came across this. I don't know how to solve it.

I broke it into cases and was doing pretty well until I got into n=4i+1 for natural numbers i. I eventually worked out that I would have a solution if I could prove that for any natural i, there would be natural numbers a and j such that 4j-1 | 12i + 13 + 4a, but that looks stupid as hell and makes me feel like I've gone wrong somewhere.

If there's an easier way to do this, I'd appreciate being shown this solution. I know I've been trying to find a formula for the solutions rather than just verifying they can be found, so I may be making the problem harder than it is.

As far as the other cases go, a=1 and b = 4 for n = 4i, b = 2 and a = i for n = 4i - 2, and b = 1 and a = i for n = 4i - 1.
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 No.1983

Excuse my ignorance, but what does that bar separating a, n and b, n mean?

 No.1986

>>1983
a|b (a divides b) iff there is an integer k such that b=ka. In other words, b/a has no decimal part.

 No.1989

>>1981

It's not. a = 1 and b = 3.

In fact, if n is of the form 12i-7 for natural numbers i, a = 1 and b = 3 is always a solution. If n is of the form 12i-3, then a = 3 and b = 3 is always a solution. When n is of the form 12i + 1, I'm stumped.

 No.1991

>>1981
>>1989

To add, here are some valid solutions for the first few values of n that I can't prove all have solutions.

n = 13, (a, b) = (2,3)
n = 25, (a, b) = (5,15)
n = 37, (a, b) = (2,3), (5,3)
n = 49, (a, b) = (7, 7), (14,7)
n = 61, (a, b) = (2,3), (8,3)
n = 73, (a, b) = (1,7), (1,11)
n = 85, (a, b) = (2,3), (11,3), (5,15), (5,35), (17,51)
n = 97, (a, b) = (5,3), (2,7), (2,15)

 No.2437

I ran a program and found out

n=60i-35 a=5 b=15

n=24i-11 a=2 b=3

n=84i-35 a=7 b=7

n=84i-11 a=1 b=7 (i is natural number)

these and the cases anon stated would satisfy all,I assume.

I think there should be the smarter way to solve this problem as OP said.

It is ridiculus that you must break it into 84 cases in order to solve the problem.

Sorry for bad English.




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 No.2410[Reply]

what is the strongest base?

 No.2413

shadbase


 No.2416

>>2410

Lithium diisopropylamide is the strongest one I'm aware of. pKb of… -21, I think?


 No.2418

>>2416

Fucking hell what are fucking bleaching with that?


 No.2431

>>2416

>-21

Jesus Christ I can only imagine the corrosive.


 No.2435

>>2418

>>2431

Sorry, pKb of -22.

Which… isn't much less surprising.




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 No.2430[Reply]

Rats



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 No.2187[Reply]

http://stemfeminist.com/

Comedy time /sci/

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 No.2397

>>2396

So, for a start: a lot of these disorders cause behaviour detrimental to society as a whole and I hypothesize that a lot of societies implement prisons, correctional services and things in response to these kinds of misbehaviour.

So, some parts of society that may have been influenced by the need to respond to individual misbehaviour due to mental illness could be:

- Shame

- Chivalry

- Honor

- Morals

- Don't hurt women or children

- Religion

- Religious morals

- Spiritual advisors such as Rabbis, Priests, etc…

- A feeling of belonging to a group or family

- Government

- Prisons/Jails

- Correctional services

How can we test how societies differ in response to mental illness though? Are there any empirical examples of societies or social groups that have had more or less instances of mental illness in their population?

I know that atheists may have higher rates of depression and other problems and certain Jewish ethnicities have higher rates of some mental illnesses. Have many athiest or Jewish social groups developed any unique features in response to the pressures on their social groups because of higher rates of certain mental illnesses? What are features unique to atheist social groups and Jewish social groups?


 No.2405

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>>2395

>social sciences

>social

>sciences

look at this lil faggot , social "sciences" have nothing to do with science .

also archaeology is part of history

>How can we establish scientific rigour in these sciences?

You don't because these are not scientific at all

Biology , Chemistry , Physics and all their sub categories are science everything else is just fluff to make retards feel better


 No.2406

>>2395

>save philosophy

you're better of just saving epistemology , they're the only ones that matter

>save social sciences

This is the future they chose


 No.2408

>I was recently invited to give a talk at a University. During one of the off-moments when my hosts and I were sitting around chatting, the main host mentioned that he doesn’t believe sexism exists at his institution. As proof, he pointed out that he had just hired a female post-doc. When I asked how many other female post-docs his dept has, he said – well, she’s the only one. The female in question was there, so I asked her to tell us her story. Her story had interesting examples of bias all along the way, which made us think that this particular woman was pretty tough to have stuck it out. It’s possible that Mr. Host might have started to understand that it’s not a level playing ground.

Maybe there weren't many female applicants.


 No.2419

>>2408

Is oblivious that despite STEM preferential hiring practices women are discriminated against because a guy wore a shirt.

They should take women's studies as a major to learn more about how they're aren't enough women in stem




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 No.580[Reply]

>nothing can travel faster than light at ~300,000,000m/s
>Alpha Centauri is 4 light-years away
>no fuel source exists that wouldn't be instantly depleted traveling at lightspeed
>even traveling at half that speed would burn your body to a crisp
>can't even travel forward in time because time dilation effects only kick in at ~90% lightspeed
>tfw space/time travel is physically and economically impossible

Life is suffering. Why is light so slow /sci/? Why is everything so far apart?
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 No.1391

>>1385
You said "one cannot prove a falsity". As I showed, any physical form of "proving" can end up with one proving 2+2=5. So unless you have access to an extraphysical computer which does not have the possibility of quantum-mechanical error, you wouldn't be able to prove 2+2=4 either, by a definition of proof that is simple and consistent with your statement that you can't prove 2+2=5 anywhere.

 No.2219

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Why are all you fuckers so retarded ,Genetic Engineering will save your asses .Create a huge megaship , yes .Load it with a fuckton of people .Create vampirism > Become a vampire . Let the sheeple breed and live thier lives while you survive of their blood and live forever


 No.2243

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>>2219

someone would kill you and take your serum before you managed any of this. most likely the government would shut that shit down.

>sees immortality becoming more probable with advancements in gene therapy

>people start wars over the serums

>mfw


 No.2315

>>598

I too would like to be a spaceship.

> cruising across time and space

> injecting planets with my glorious mining machinery

> watching my baby spaceship spawn go forth and conquer the galaxy

I recommend your read some Ian M Banks, my favorite super intelligent talking sentient spaceships.


 No.2403

>>598

>>2315

Reminds me of that sci fi book series in the 90s that had to do with teens morphing into animals fighting these jewish alien slugs. One of the books details how the good "god" of that sci-fi universe evolved from an alien to a technological deity of spaceships who fought against evil and then eventually was absorbed into a black hole and merged with the fabric of spacetime to become a true deity/god.




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 No.2314[Reply]

Hey /sci/ I am currently in a civil engineering technologies program in the U.S. and I was wondering instead of doing that I though about switching to petroleum engineering, what do you guys think of petroleum engineering? Does it look good in the future in terms of jobs, and it does pay better than civil eng technologies.

Does /sci/ think this is a good field to get into and is it respectable?

Im not far into the civil engineering technologies program, as im 19 atm and finishing up my first year in the fall

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 No.2355

First off, don't listen to these kinds of people (>>2352).

I work for a downstream refining company. I specialize in separating polymer precursors from the nasty-ass bottoms off the main distillation columns. I'm 24, and I make over $120k a year. Look anywhere you want and you will find the same thing: Petros are paid more than any other subset of engineering. See: http://www.bls.gov/ooh/architecture-and-engineering/ for good data on all engineering occupations.

Outlook: it is highly dependent on the price of oil. When oil dropped sub-$50, people were being laid off left and right on the extraction side, while there were only minor layoffs on the refining side. You will still be making a lot of money either way. Interestingly, midstream is the most boom and bust of the three sectors of the oil and gas industry. The key is to be either A) really damn good at your shit or B) get into management.

Respect: Depends on who you talk to. An environmentalist will always bear hatred for you, while your bank account will love you. My mom works for a biofuels company and she has some resentment, but is glad that I can support myself. If you work on the downstream side many of the processes there (separations, heat transfer, fluids) translate into other Chemical Engineering related fields, like chemical manufacturing, food processing, and biofuels.

Now for my next point: a petroleum engineering degree is not the best degree to get. Early in your career it can be a slight hindrance unless you specifically want to do oil. After about 5 years, it's more about prior experience than your degree. It also pigeonholes some of the concepts that work in other fields to oil and natural gas. It's worth having exposure in reactor kinetics and biological processes in addition to the transport side that a PetroE degree would heavily emphasize. Remember that chemical engineering is both a very broad and very specific field that is composed of these subfields (including ChemE itself):

-Petroleum Engineering

-Chemical and Biological Engineering

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 No.2360

>>2355

what about mechanical? can a mechanical engineer work in petroleum industry?


 No.2379

>>2355

I really don't like you dude.


 No.2385

>>2355

Thanks man, I been thinking about it civil will be in high demand and is in high demand in my state and will be when congress starts pumping money to fix bridges and roads/ all the infrastructure in the US. After I saved money and I feel like leaving the field I would probably get into chemical because of all the possibilities.

Thanks again.

>>2379

kek


 No.2391

>>2360

Yes, many do. However, they are generally constrained to areas dealing with flow as they do not have the chemical background required to to separations (unless they have experience in that area). You'll find most MechEs in midstream and flow transport at refineries and extractions sites, but the real money and viability is where the ChemEs are (separations and heat transfer). Many MechEs make good money, but if you still can switch majors, choose ChemE if you're supremely interested in the petroleum industry. If you're a MechE and in college, your department should have a mentor program (mine did) that would allow you to network with a MechE in the industry.

>>2379

Whatever.

>>2385

No. Don't go back to school to get another B.S. or B.E. This is a waste of time and money. Chemical Engineering is a pretty closed-gated community, especially to people from other professions. MechEs can get in if they've dealt with fluids fairly exclusively or did materials. CivEs, like Aeros, are NOT transferable to this profession (at least not easily). Civil is always perceived to be in high demand because of what you say. "Oh, we need roads/bridges/buildings. I'll always be in demand!" Wrong. You'll be working for one of two groups: a contractor or the government. Gov CivEs have decent job security but aren't paid well versus contractor CivEs, and vice versa (early in career). Once you're established in a company, you can have your cake and eat it too. Plus, Congress is not going to feed money into our infrastructure. It's just not.

Get into chemical now. Why? You're still in school. It's the hardest major there is given the breadth and depth of what you have to learn in four years. You have to understand System Balances, Calculus, Differential Equations, Physics (minus relativity), Statics, Dynamics, Fluid Mechanics, Quantum Mechanics, ALL of Thermodynamics including chemical thermodynamics (not taught in any other major), Statistical Mechanics, Statistical theory, Heat Transfer, ChemicPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.2225[Reply]

So I cut my foot open the other night, I lost a lot of blood and was taken to the hospital the next morning. I realise that I may have coagulation but I'm not sure what to do because it hurts quite a bit. I can't go to the hospital because it is currently 1 am and do not have a car and its not an emergency enough to call an ambulance.

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 No.2238

>>2225

>taken to the hospital the next morning

>I can't go to the hospital

>its not an emergency enough

From those lines alone the only reasonable solution is to kill your dumb self.


 No.2368

I realize I am a fuckton of days late, but you'd help us a lot if you gave us a minute by minute recollection of what happened, OP.

Telling us in which situation the cut was made, with what, and the like, would be good.

I really hope you didn't get it infected, anon.


 No.2377

ripip anon, he was good boi


 No.2384

OP is probably kill now


 No.2387

>>2238

>I got nuffin.

Then shut up.




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 No.1984[Reply]

I am going to be tutoring a 14 year old in mathematics. She struggles a lot with the subject and I am having to go back to basics.

I've been trying to think of ways to make place-value/number construction a bit more fun. Any ideas?

 No.1985

I have thought of playing a game with number cards where we take it in turns to draw a card until we have 3 each, then she tries to make a bigger number with her three cards than I make with my three.

 No.2312

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What I would do is just grab a bunch of spare change and dollar bills and use a table to illustrate counting pennies. That way you can always use the dimes to represent the ten's place and a dollar to represent the 100's place.

Use the idea that it goes: 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and then the 0 that was in the tens place changes to a 1, and you begin counting in the one's place again.

Should help clear stuff up to see that the ten's place counts tens of items in the same way that the one's place counts single items, the hundreds place counts hundreds of items in the same way, so on.

If she's having trouble with the abstract thinking you could even play around with showing her how hex and binary work, as that sometimes will help someone to see what really matters with numerals, oddly enough.


 No.2313

>>2312

Also, a fun activity is inventing symbols for higher radixes of choice. That can help to personalize the lessons.

If you're asked why we use a base 10 system rather than something else, that's obviously because most people learn to count on their fingers.


 No.2380

>>1984

fuck her right in the pussy




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 No.2231[Reply]

Please don't be the next 'neutrinos are faster than light'… I WANT TO BELIEVE, GOD DAMNIT.

Also does anyone knows if there's been some progress? Last thing I read, NASA successfully tested it in a vacumm.

tl;dr → http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/nasa-says-emdrive-does-work-it-may-have-also-created-star-trek-warp-drive-1499098

more detailed info (I don't know if it's outdated) → http://www.nasaspaceflight.com/2015/04/evaluating-nasas-futuristic-em-drive/

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 No.2323

>>2234

Conservation of energy was broken in the 1930s. Inside nuclear reactors, matter is (literally) converted into energy. Look up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass%E2%80%93energy_equivalence


 No.2328

>>2234

Energy is conserved in the EMdrive, the quantity that is not conserved here is momentum.

>>2323

Energy is conserved in a nuclear reaction, precisely because matter and energy are equivalent.


 No.2378

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Romania can into space!


 No.2427

>>2279

> allow vtol

> what is micro newton thrust


 No.2428

>>2291

No, it was measured to be arriving in the detector before it should have been, which means either

The light went faster than light

Or

The light went a shorter distance than it should have.




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 No.2266[Reply]

Is there any limit to how big a flying creature can be? At what size does flight become a physical impossibility? And I mean actual flight with reasonable dexterity, not just gliding.

Pic kinda related, largest known flyer.

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 No.2335

>>2321

So a giant Dragon could work but it'd need a more extreme power source than just food. That's where fission comes in, fission had a low power to weight ratio.


 No.2336

>>2318

There is a typo, second paragraph should be fusion.


 No.2340

>>2275

> Oceanic worm-shaped Venus flowers. Lure animals. Digest them externally. Thick skin to prevent damage.

> Prey is weak to heat. Evolve to use heat to kill prey.

> Heat is wasteful. Evolve organ to recover energy from heat differential.

> Learn to use oceanic vents as heat source for free energy.

> Learn to separate out vent chemicals to use for obscure proteins with evolutionarily useful abilities.

> Come across magically plentiful source of uranium. (out of the vents?)

> Accumulate it in the heat organ because it isn't filtered out.

> Evolve protection against radiation.

> Heat organ is plated in heavy metals gathered from vent.

> Compressing/shrinking heat organ yields slightly more radioactivity heat. Design is free to optimise.

> Ocean dries up.

> Forced to evolve locomotion, scales, teeth to fight predators and each other (the latter probably already learnt).

> Predator/prey arms race. Dragons uniquely powerful due to uranium power, but as nourishing as mammoths.

> Evolve proto-wings for sexual selection purposes.

> Evolve flight to escape predators.

> Cataclysm kills predators, dragons survive.


 No.2342

>>2335

the problem with that idea is that you would need a neutron shield, and i don't think anything evolutionary could allow that to be developed. it would lead to too many disadvantages for survival to reproduce, like lead poisoning/cancer and other various shit a dense enough shield would cause.


 No.2366

>>2340

Thorium would be a more probable bet.




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 No.2316[Reply]

Hey /sci/, I come to you with a hypothetical question for a story I want to write.

A disease (or virus, I don't know exactly the definitions?) affects a few people but they are able to find a treatment or cure in time for some of them at least to survive.

The disease then mutates and affects others, much more seriously, and the treatment from before no longer works, but those that had it the first time around are now immune to it.

Does that make biological sense?

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 No.2327

>>2326

The plot is primarily focused on the after-math, actually - I kind of want the disease to be deadly in its second iteration, because the plot itself mostly centers around the question/task of "rebuilding humanity" with a small group of characters that survived because they had been affected initially. I was thinking it would be cool if the initial exposure (to the non-deadly strain) happens in a small location with only a few people (not sure what this location would be - hospital, maybe) but then these people leave and go back into the world, some years pass perhaps, and then when it hits again and everyone starts dying, and they are immune, they think they are the last ones alive but they eventually start finding others that just happened to be in that location at the first instance too, and soon they work out where their immunity came from, and they know there are at least 100 (or however many it was at first) people out there still who are also immune, but the task is to find them, as they are now spread out all over the world again.

Not sure how it would spread, what do you think would be best?


 No.2329

>>2327

Maybe rev up the numbers a bit - 100 is pretty low concerning genetic variation. Would lead to inbreeding n shit. Maybe 5000-10000 or even more - genetic degredation can happen very fast. Maybe have the initial form infect an airport for good dispersal.

Air or water should be the way to go. They are unavoidable, fast and intrusive. Excretions from the body are very slow, see HIV compared to the flu.


 No.2330

>>2329

Airport is actually a brilliant idea, thanks! - gives me the opportunity to have a real variety of survivors. I guess they would quarantine it at first, then when they find that people are surviving they are allowed to return, but THEN the mutation happens once they are all back out.

Okay, do you think air would be faster than water? That intuitively makes sense to me. Would a timescale of a year be realistic for an airborne virus to wipe out pretty much the whole planet?


 No.2331

>>2330

Dunno, but since everyone would be dying left and right anarchy should follow soon after and accelerate it furthermore. I think about 1-2 years.

Air would be better, but people could use facial masks. It just needs to spread VERY rapidly and VERY aggressively.


 No.2345

Vaccines are basically weakened bacteria so clearly it does work.

However, when the pathogen acquires virulence mutations, it might also gain mutations that change its immune profile, so that immunity against the less virulent ancestor no longer applies. Especially with viruses, I suspect it will be all about the coat proteins. But once you start fucking with the coat, antibodies that bound one won't recognize the other.

As for the treatment, sure. Consider staph aureus. If you give it a few genes for antibiotic resistance, you get MRSA which is much harder to treat with antibiotics (which are otherwise very effective at controlling bacterial infections). But the effectiveness of your immune system won't be impacted much.




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 No.2334[Reply]

I'm doing a masters' project in compsci and need a good data center simulator. I've got CloudSim at the moment (http://www.cloudbus.org/cloudsim/) but does /sci/ know any other ones?

Apologies if this is the wrong board

 No.2343

Not to say your thread is inappropriate here, but you might have better luck on /tech/ or stackexchange.


 No.2362

>>2343

It probably is, yeah. Thanks.




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 No.2338[Reply]

while i know that alloys are a combination of various metals, how does one actually mix these combinations together?

like, how is the distribution of metals in an alloy decided upon? is it just a couple of ingots melted together, or do they have to introduce them in particular amounts in a powdered form?

 No.2339

>>2338

Metals dissolve into one another very easily. If everything is molten, there's basically no energy barrier to prevent atoms from moving through the mixture freely. Because it's hot, the atoms move fast, so because of thermodynamics they form an equal mixture.

Below 1000 kg, you can basically just throw in the ingots, keep it above the highest possible melting point for 10 seconds and have a homogeneous distribution.

If you're below the highest melting point, you need to wait for the solid lumps to dissolve in the liquid. If you try to make bronze but are below the melting point of copper, using copper shavings would indeed make waiting shorter.


 No.2341

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>>2339

so lets say i wanted to forge my own alloy of inconel into a particular shape. what would be the most cost effective way to do this? investment casting from 3D printed molds?




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 No.567[Reply]

Sup /sci/

I have a hypothesis about how to react when involved in a crash, or during/just before a crash.

I saw some anon implying in his greentext story that relaxing his muscles and letting himself go all ragdoll during a crash will maximize his chance of walking away unscathed.

However I think that doing so will actually only leave it up to the skeleton and ligaments to handle all the impact energy, thus maximising the potential of dislocating shit and just overall bad performance of your body in a crash.

I hypothesise that clenching right before and during an impact would essentially preserve integrity of one's body much better, would enable muscles to absorb and distribute impact energy, easing the load on the skeleton and minimizing the probability of breaking a bone or dislocating something.


tl;dr Do you think clenching or not clenching muscles during a car crash impact is the way to go?


Discuss.
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 No.694

get sideways in the car and do a jumping push-up when the crash happens so you will be in the air and get only minor damages if any lemaooo

 No.695

>>692
Why the hell are you on /sci/?

>>567
Your mechanical reasoning seems to check out, but your physiological reasoning might not.

Yes, tensing your muscles will let them absorb some of the impact your bones would otherwise have gotten, but with the forces involved, they might only absorb a fraction, meaning your bones still break, but now your muscles tear as well, leaving you in worse shape overall.

 No.2241

I would personally brace for impact by grabbing the chair/doors and tighten my legs so I have less chances of flying through the window.


 No.2319

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>>567

Only one valid method of winning in a crash:

> undo seatbelt

> extend arms

> clench fists

> *crash*

> fly through window

> execute perfect forwards somersault

> land on feet

> walk away like nothing happened.


 No.2320

>>567

>clenching

Why don't you just wear your seatbelt?




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