/starwars/ - Star Wars

lord sheev is incapable of making errors

>>5255

>and the potential is there for something good to happen again.

>Hope

>something good

Honestly its like you fags have no foresight. Disney is only interested in earning cash and that's it. The new continuity will have just as much flaws and crappy stories as anything else. To be optimistic about such shit just goes to show how far your head is up your own fanboy arse.

>>5273

>implying he hates the EU

>hur dur you have autism

>stop liking what I don't like.

No but really, you made some solid points in support of your argument.

>>5274

>Disney is only interested in earning cash and that's it..

>lucasfilm was never interested in making money and the billions it made on toys and other merch is just incidental.

Screw them, the dealings of the past have nothing to do with your new movie, so I will still take everything that happened before the movies, as it does not affect anything.

>>5385

I was disappointed there were no buzz droids

Battle Droids should have been scraped after TPM.

They only needed the Supers really.

They dun nuffin wrong

>>5378

>Sheev at 0:25

fucking kek

>>1701

Pls share

>>5387

It sounds awkward and goofy, even for Star Wars.

>>5386

I used to think Attack of the Clones sounded dumb but I got used to it.

>>5392

Snoke

Kylo

Phasma

Hux

Jakku

I can live with it.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_Jakku

Did the New Republic win the Battle of Jakku?

Them losing to the Empire is the only way to make sense of the New Order being the dominate force in the galaxy by TFA.

>>5398

First Order has never been implied to be dominant in the Galaxy, which is what leads me to theorize:

>New Republic eventually establishes control over the core worlds of the Galaxy

>The various Imperial Remnant factions remain strong in the Outer Rim

>Imperials and New Republic at some point declare peace via something similar to the Bastion Accords of the Old EU

>The "Resistance" would be a splinter continuation of the Rebel Alliance made up of people who refuse to accept peace with the Empire

>First Order becomes the dominant Imperial Remnant faction

Really doubt they would have the New Republic form only to fail with the Empire taking over again.

>>5379

you mean like a force pike or darth maul's doublesaber?

>>5381

kek

>>5365

is this…real?

>>5381

mein lightsaber

>>5389

yes

when I saw the thread title I thought this was gonna be a very subtle brownpill

>>5299

That guy is incapable of subtle

>>5301

there's others who've made parodies of the pasta, though

I think /bane/ had a good one a while back

>>5297

>262 with 109 paint scheme

history nuts and such dont regard it as a history flick its regarded as a comedy

>>5367

Struzan should have kept his mouth shut.

>>5367

Hamill's always seemed like a pretty based guy from his twitter and fan interactions. This confirms TFA will only be like a 7/10 at best

>>5372

what a champ he is

>>5367

It's going to be Tumblrina tier, isn't it?

>>4767

>>4764

>>2409

There is no way he actually destroyed the original film masters, it would make any further re-releases impossible.

>>4768

Yub Nub was removed for the '97 SE.

And yes, Yub Nub feels better than the Victory Celebration.

>two of the most important people in the Empire are gone

>second mega structure that can destroy entire worlds is blown the fuck up

>imperial fleet crippled

>some of the finest troops defeated.

>let's get this party started and celebrate with subsumed wood winds and some apathetic "yah yah yahs" thrown in

>that'll really get the blood pumping

Yeah, no thanks.

>>4747

They're on piratebay and kickass.

Yub nub

>>4896

oy gevalt! :^)

>>4845

Pedo pride, world wide.

Terence Stamp 'nearly killed' on set of new film

Sixties icon Terence Stamp is one of the film world’s great survivors, but he was almost killed shooting his latest movie.

The 77-year-old Superman star tells me a horse fell on him in Ukraine where he was filming Bitter Harvest, out this year.

‘My horse had a habit, when I brought it to a stop, of lifting its front legs up,’ he says. ‘On my last day, I brought it to a stop but slid off the back.

‘I looked up and saw that this horse, which weighed half a ton, had lost its balance and was going to fall directly on me.

‘I always imagined that my last thoughts would be somehow profound, but what went through my mind was, “distinguished actor killed by horse’s a**e”.

‘It fell on my chest and pelvis. If it had landed any further up, it would have killed me. It broke my pelvis in six places, two ribs and ripped a tendon in my arm.’

He adds: ‘If I was American I might have taken this further, but I just couldn’t be bothered.’

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3198865/Life-long-bachelor-Andrew-Neil-weds-secret-BBC-broadcaster-66-commits-glamorous-Swede-44.html

>>5202

Based

Her stunt actresses was swinging around that staff. Wonder if she'll get a double edge Lightsaber in the next movie.

>>5305

don't be ridiculous, disney wants to forget the prequels happened, no way would they embrace one of the coolest things about it.

>>5334

>It's like poetry, it rhymes…

>>5335

Finn is the key to all of this.

>>5262

In ESB Han uses a lightsaber without the force.

>>5267

All he does is cut a dead animal open, and he really puts effort into doing so for such a small task. The way Dindu is holding it makes it look like he fights with it.

>>5262

I'm not fucking joking. He's just some stormtrooper that bailed and found the lightsaber. Ask anyone who's read the script.

>>5272

post the script pls

i only read the makingstarwars summary of it

>>5272

How recent is the script? Shit could have changed

>>5315

Well as it explains in the article, Biggs had just graduated from the Imperial Academy and came back to Tatooine to say goodbye to Luke and to tell him that he was joining the Rebellion.

>>5310

I'm hoping Vader (who's been confirmed for being in this movie IIRC) kills the whole cast just as they transmit the plans to Leia and company. That way we get to see Vader being a badass and we tie up the loose ends of where they are for the rest of the series.

>>5328

>Make Kyle Katarn canon again

>Kill him off immediately

I could see it

He certainly looks a lot more like Biggs.

>>5331

he has biggs' hair but kyle's face

>>5320

/tv/ sucks anyway, the farther we can separate from that and just be a Star Wars board the better.

>>5319

Do you want this place to be overrun by shitposters? Yeah it's a small community but it's full of people just as autistic about Star Wars as me and I like that. Our board is small and broken but still good. Yeah… still good.

>>5326

Well no, right now its nothing but autistic shitposting over every tiny development at the moment because we have absolutely nothing of substance to discuss.

>>5327

>nothing of substance

luke used force choke in the movies and learned force lightning in the swarm war, making him hella cool, but that second bit is non-canon now

prove me wrong nigga