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 No.2723[Reply]

We're playing a galacto-politics simulator game called Worlds at War. Premise is straightforward, each person is the leader of a planet and you can do shit like build ships, trade and fight wars. Whole thing is a bit like an MMO strategy game (no downloads or anything like that needed)

>>Make an account here: wawgame.eu/register

Our federation is the Galactic Republic so obvs Star Wars RP + we'll be holding leadership elections and being all democratic. The theme is pretty loose as the game itself doesn't have any sort of lore + other people play as all well so just play as whatever aspect of Star Wars you want. We're already 12 strong and are one of the top alliances in the galaxy.

To join Galactic Republic message any officer for an invite and we'll sort you out.

We have an IRC channel as well: #GalacticRepublic on rizon.net where you can talk to other members and get help.

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 No.2809

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>>2777

Nice trips


 No.2911

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We've grown to over 20 members and are the 2nd biggest group in the game but we still need more banthafo- strong member worlds to lead us to glory and victory.

Join today and stand for a position in the Galactic Senate and help us rid the galaxy of the Sith menace and secure galactic peace and prosperity!

>>>http://wawgame.eu/register

To join GR just message one of our leaders and we'll hook you up

(more details in the OP)


 No.2927

Who are our potential allies, rivals and enemies?


 No.2936

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>>2927

Hmm tough one, at this point it's rather hard to tell. Probably the biggest obvious threat would be the 100+ man /pol/ fed 4th reich because it's /pol/ so they're likely to be aggressive. However they're far more likely to go after the MLP or waifu feds than us + I'm on good terms with their leadership.

As for the rest I really don't know how it's gonna work BAMF, SGA and Solaris Novum are all oldfag feds and are pretty stable. BAMF + SGA don't like each other much and SN has worked with both. Other feds like the space pirates and CIA are smaller and as of yet are unknown quantities (I reckon we'll see some sphess piracy and/or rising of fires form them).

All I can really say is that what usually happens is that a supra-alliance appears between ~ half the game causing the other half to react by bonding together as well causing a cold war situation that erupts into a fullscale galactic war. Loads of smaller conflicts as well +raiding issues but galactic war would be my main prediction.

As for what direction we're going to go in that depends on what the membership wants to do, we'll be voting on every decision and all officers and stuff are elected.

>inb4 Sith take over




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 No.2845[Reply]

Hey /starwars/.

I wanna be edgy, and I've seen some people try to make organizations based on the Jedi, so tl;dr I wanna be a Sith.

Teach me their ways, and maybe I can meld it with /fringe/ dark magick.

 No.2846

There is no such thing as the force.


 No.2873

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>>2845

What you need, is this holocron. It'll teach you everything you need to know about the Sith and their ways, and it even comes with a red lightsaber crystal.


 No.2874

>>2873

don't forget to hail sithis


 No.2917

I all ways wanted to go with gray jedi




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 No.1187[Reply]

>Journey to The Force Awakens.

>The second Death Star is destroyed. The Emperor and his powerful enforcer, Darth Vader, are rumored to be dead. The Galactic Empire is in chaos.


>Across the galaxy, some systems celebrate, while in others Imperial factions tighten their grip. Optimism and fear reign side by side.


>And while the Rebel Alliance engages the fractured forces of the Empire, a lone Rebel scout uncovers a secret Imperial meeting. . . .
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 No.2518

This book might have something to do with the Battle of Jakku.


 No.2520

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>>1345

>mfw it might be true…


 No.2878

>>1345

but if kylo ren is an clone of anakin, how will he have Anakins strong connection to the force?


 No.2901

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>>2878

Plot Chickens.


 No.2905

>>1299

Im a Vaderfag but I hope they don't bring him back in the new films. But I wouldn't mind seeing ghost Anakin.

However, I'd like to see a spinoff Vader film set between III and IV just to see him being a badass in his prime.




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 No.2843[Reply]

>Empire collapses

>New Republic takes over the galaxy

>Luke Skywalker uses influence to turn most of Tatooine into a Jedi state, called Jedia

>huge influx of Force-sensitive Jawas and Toydarians

>hundreds of thousands of alleged "Jedi Purge survivors" come forth

>they create hundreds of films and books constantly blabbing about the Jedi Purge

>create guilt

>use this guilt to extort billions of credits from Coruscant's government

>Luke uses his own shitty filmmaking skills to make a series of 3, wildly innacurate historical 'documentaries,' naming them The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith

>lauded by mainstream critics, panned by more underground ones

>historians hate it for greatly exaggerating the "Jedi Purge" and Anakin's role in galactic events

>these critics are condemned as 'anti-Jedites'

>as is anyone who objects to Jedia's murder of thousands of Tusken men, women and children

>meanwhile

>gww.8ch.net/pol

>"Six million Jedi were never exterminated, it's all a hoax!"

>"Fuck Jedia, free Tattooine!"

>"Jedi are invaders, do what your ancestors did and become a Sith!"

>"You called me a neo-Imperial like that's a bad thing!"

>"Okay, maybe the empire destroyed Alderaan, but that was just a few extremists!"

 No.2850

>be posting on r2chan about bullshit

>see gungan tell story about spilling blue milk out of his pocket


 No.2904

>yfw somebody buys Starwars from Disney and makes everything except Jar-Jar non-canon




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 No.2894[Reply]

might as well post it here too because /starwars/ is so fucking slow



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 No.2790[Reply]

it looks like all the shitposters and casuals ran off after all the SWC hype and we're back to our post every few hours statistic

just the way i like it

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 No.2835

>>2831

>>2828

>>2805

>>2816

>that jabba scene

woulda been pretty funny to see porkins twice in the same movie


 No.2839

So it's safe to talk about Star Wars here? Reddit just posts memes and 4chan just shits on everything.

I wanna talk Star Wars so badly.


 No.2840

>>2839

Then talk about Star Wars, dummy.


 No.2844

>>2839

you are free to discuss star wars

but first i must ask

… you're not a gungan, are you?


 No.2865

>>2844

We need to ask if he is a Bothan Spy first.




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 No.2616[Reply]

why didn't anyone stop her ;_;

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 No.2628

>>2622

well thats what you get when you fuck Lucas for a role


 No.2636

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>you will never be cucked by a young carrie fisher


 No.2830

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>>2636

>you will never be cucked by a young carrie fisher


 No.2832

Never really found her attractive to be honest.

Her body in ROTJ was the work of crack cocaine.


 No.2834

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>>2636

>that first one




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 No.2304[Reply]

Talon thread?

>inb4 Karrde
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 No.2316

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>>2308
>>2309
>>2313
>Donkey Schlong is now fully expanded

 No.2392

I think I'll have to frequent this board more often.

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 No.2670[Reply]

For all the scheming Sheev made his plan to make Darth Vader his apprentice really backfired on him and he ended up glassing two guys who were better than him in the hopes of having a force prodigy working for the dark side.

Instead he gets an angry manchild cyborg grunt who has just enough power to shit on the left over jobbers of the jedi order.

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 No.2764

>>2671

The entire point though is that Sheev wanted the sith to succeed in their mission part of that is having an apprentice who will eventually superceed you in the force.

Anakin had raw potential but had the maturity of a teenager which carried over into his Vader persona of being a spoiled brat thinking hes better than everyone.

From the clone wars maul was a better apprentice because as soon as he got his sanity back he effortlessly used Sidious' training to build his own empire and train his own apprentice. He did this to prove he was better than Dooku and still a worthy apprentice.

Dooku while being extremely competent in just about everything could possibly lose to maul in a direct confrontation due to age and his inability to deal with duelists who can channel rage into their attacks.

Maul is a perfect apprentice as he is in his prime, intelligent, and proficient in combat.

Vader is essentially a fucking retard even as a sith lord. He plans to overthrow Palpatine but then brings Luke to the Deathstar so Luke can turn by killing Vader derp di derp. Why didnt he just let Luke kill the emperor when he got angry?


 No.2768

>>2764

>Sheev wanted the sith to succeed in their mission part of that is having an apprentice who will eventually superceed you in the force.

No, not at all. He thought he was above the Rule of Two and instead was following his own Rule of One, where he was the one eternal Lord of the Sith. He never trained a single one of his many apprentices with the intention of them ever succeeding him. They were all tools to carry out his bidding, nothing more. In that role Vader was the perfect apprentice as he was more than powerful enough to do whatever was required, but posed no threat to Palpatine until he was redeemed and willing to sacrifice himself.

>He plans to overthrow Palpatine but then brings Luke to the Deathstar so Luke can turn by killing Vader derp di derp. Why didnt he just let Luke kill the emperor when he got angry?

That is what Vader originally wanted, but Luke wasn't playing along with that. Luke's anger outburst was also only directed at Vader and faded once he was struck down, Luke never even attempted to take on Palpatine.


 No.2818

>>2768

yes he did thats how the fucking duel with him and vader started. the emperor goaded him into attacking and darth vader blocks his attack.

If Sidious wanted an apprentice that would not superceed him why the fuck did he say "Soon Lord Vader will become more powerful than either of us" Its pretty fucking clear by that statement that he wants a prodigy of pure force potential to become top tier Dark Lord of the Sith removing the Jedi from the galaxy allowing the dark side to dominate everything.

The only thing he may hope for is Vader allowing him to live if he never lost to Obi Wan


 No.2819

>>2670

He wasn't so bad before the prequels came along. Maybe Rebels will "redeem" him. Or make him worse. Which ever.


 No.2825

>>2819

Well it still kinda does can you think of a reason why your top dog apprentice is an asthmatic cyborg whos use of the force is limited to choking people and throwing objects.

Its pretty clear even from the OT lore that that Vader has been around for a long time and palpatine has been looking for a proper successor because Vader is just a worthless tool with no potential other than the fact he is good at locating the left over jobbers of the jedi order and murdering them.




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 No.1170[Reply]

Red 3, standing by
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 No.1393

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>>1391

cut the chatter, red 3

 No.2708

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>>1393

The deflector shields are still quite operational mufuggas


 No.2709

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I have you now


 No.2731

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>>2709

Oh bantha poo! Its Vader guys! I think I just made a mess in my adult diapers!


 No.2822

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>>2709

Red Torpedo standing by.




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 No.780[Reply]

>Lobot
>guy who gave up his brain's normal functionality so it could be used as Cloud City's central computer
>lobotomy
>surgical process that destroys your brain's normal functionality

I just now got this, after years of thinking it was some kind of retarded pun on "robot."

What are some of your Star Wars mindblows?
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 No.2732

>>2729

Chewie isn't a real person.

He's more like a dog.


 No.2758

>>2713

Actually, he's more like a lone star.


 No.2766

>>2715

The Sarlacc also represents alimony by "digesting" you for a thousand years.


 No.2769

>>2766

BRAVO LUCAS


 No.2817

>>780

Rancor means bitterness. And the Rancor was always mean and bitter. Mindblown.




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 No.2738[Reply]

Leia is best disney princess

 No.2739

I like Trevas' work, but what the fuck is Han looking at?

Leia's on the other side of the room, and he's looking up at the ceiling


 No.2740

>>2739

A set of conveniently positioned mirrors?


 No.2742

>>2739

Hans love will always be the falcon/Chewie's 20 inch kashyykian hammer of doom


 No.2745

>>2742

I always imagined Wookies would be like gorillas and have tiny penises compared to their size.


 No.2808

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>>2738

>That face when I can never find Leia attractive because my mom looks just like her…

>tfw dad told me as a kid that the only reason he married mom was because she looked like Leia…




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 No.172[Reply]

You have 10 seconds to prove me that Palpatine did anything wrong besides dying during the battle of Endor

You can't
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 No.2750

>>2747

That's because a bunch of those morons were short sighted. Sith code:

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.

Through passion, I gain strength.

Through strength, I gain power.

Through power, I gain victory.

Through victory, my chains are broken.

The Force shall free me."

Strength, power, victory lead to ultimate emancipation. Strength, power and victory are pretty big parts of an Empire. The reason most of the Sith were focused on revenge is because they thought they needed to deal with the Jedi first


 No.2761

>>2747

Domination of the galaxy has always been part of their plan.


 No.2779

>>2761

but why though?

Once they controlled the galaxy what were they going to do?


 No.2785

>>2779

smoke spice erry day

and get tipsy in the cantina


 No.2807

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>>172

Bullshit




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 No.2774[Reply]

 No.2775

>>2774

I know that the point of this is that you're gonna say "hurr durr its you know it be true, he forgets 'to'!" but that's just because linguistically speaking it's easier for us to turn "it to" into "itə" naturally in a sentence. If we are to pull it apart as a sentence with words we recognize, 'to' would be included.


 No.2776

>>2775

Search your feelings.


 No.2794

I bet OP is the kinda guy who spergs out when someone doesn't add "No, Luke" to their "I am your father."


 No.2804

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>>2774

"How dare you?! It's YOU KNOW IT BE TRUE!! Fuck I'm gonna sperg about this on my blog!"




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 No.800[Reply]

>tfw Ahsoka is confirmed as Fulcrum
>tfw Ahsoka confirmed for badass for surviving Order 66
>tfw Kallus says people believe the Empire is showing weakness
>tfw Tarkin say The Emperor has taken extra "precautions" to prevent that from happening
>tfw (Heavy Breathing Intensifies)
>tfw Long Flowing Black Cape
>tfw Darth Vader is fucking pissed
>tfw Inevitable Ahsoka vs. Vader
>tfw Despair…but also an erection
What's your excuse for not watching Rebels anon?
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 No.2771

>>2752

Hondo is a bi-polar piece of shit and a useless throwaway character that kept getting re-used since they were too cheap to make new pirate models.


 No.2789

Rebels doesn't feel much like "dark times".

Really what do they even need Luke, Obi Wan and Yoda for?

The Empire can't stop a handful of Rebels and Jedi are fucking everywhere.


 No.2797

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>>2789

These Stormtroopers are freaking incompetent as crap. Serious even the stupid Battle Droids from TCW weren't this pathetic. A team of five and a droid managed to outwit and outrun and escape the grasps of whole troops with ease? Board a Star Destroyer undetected? Take control of an Imperial Communications Tower like no one's business? And now they're bringing back all crappy elements from the CGI series instead of improving the current elements of this series. Also all these reference to the past series in the upcoming season pretty much convinces me that these bastards won't bother referencing anything from the EU and are just gonna play it safe to avoid messing with the new movie and not confuse the fucking casuals. Also sending in Darth Vader and Tarkin, two of the most recognizable figures in the Empire below the Emperor himself to take out a few rebels rather than sending a few tactical generals or more inquisitors? Seriously? I guess we won't even see the 501st…


 No.2800

>>2797

>Also all these reference to the past series in the upcoming season pretty much convinces me that these bastards won't bother referencing anything from the EU

Obvious you have never actually watched either show, Clone Wars and Rebels have re-canonized lots of EU content, and I see no reason they won't continue to do so.

>Seriously? I guess we won't even see the 501st…

Yeah, I'm sure the 501st legion, ==Vader's Fist== won't be anywhere to be seen now that Vader is entering the fray.


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>>2800

Resorting to sarcasm and accusations simply because someone stated something you don't like? Quite mature there.

I've watch every single damn episode of Clone Wars and there was barely any EU material within the series until the final few seasons of it. Before that, CW made countless retcons. And Rebels has hardly re-canonized "lots of content", at best a few references and elements here and there, but hardly anything that can be considered the restoration of stories from the EU. Having Meilooruns hardly means that the X-Wing series of novels have been re-canonized. And even if Vader shows up with his troopers it s likely that they wont even use the title of "Vader's Fist". At best they'll just call them elite stormtroopers or nothing at all (or if we're lucky they'll bother to call them the 501st). Of course the fact that my mere opinion bothered you so much likely means that you are only fan of these two series and were not fond of EU content at all (oops looks I assumed something about you without even knowing you).




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