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EAfront Stormtrooper 04/13/15 (Mon) 18:01:53 No.1764 [Reply][Last 50 Posts]

dunno who this tidux bloke is

but whenever someone says shit like "break the internet" that means it's overhyped to hell and back.

keep caution this week, troops.

http://attackofthefanboy.com/news/someone-has-seen-the-star-wars-battlefront-gameplay-trailer-already/

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Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 23:24:02 No.5023

>>5021

of course it's scripted, they're not fooling anyone with their "real gameplay"

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 03:27:34 No.5025

>>5021

>2015

>being surprised anymore

every gameplay video you see released from a developer is scripted to hell and back.

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 13:53:37 No.5028

>>5016

shit or not, this game has cockpits

I'm not saying BFII was shit, it's a wonderful game, but holy shit, why the fuck does this game had space battles, but no cockpits

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 21:07:57 No.5033

>>5028

mods added cockpits back in

not that it excuses the developers or anything, you're absolutely right that cockpits should have been in from the start, and dicefront certainly gets brownie points for adding that in.

Stormtrooper 08/10/15 (Mon) 04:51:48 No.5058

>>5016

From what I've read, you just spawn inside the ship, right? So no flying out from a hangar?

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Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 12:31:12 No.5042 [Reply]

Daily reminder that Sheev did nothing wrong.

Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 14:21:19 No.5043

He was just trying to bring peace to the galaxy. Alderaan was supplying the Rebels, it had to go.

He had Stormtroopers based everywhere to police crime - like the murder of poor Greedo and Obi Wan chopping off a man's arm in a simple bar fight. Were the Jedi doing things like that before the rise of the Empire?

Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 19:27:13 No.5045

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I disagree, Sheev was a big asshole, but just who enabled him to do what he did? THIS guy! This guy and his disgusting race destroyed the republic.

Gas the Gungans.

Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 21:53:12 No.5047

Reminder that Sheev was legally elected to Chancellor and used legal power to form the Empire. Rebels were a counter to establishment.

Stormtrooper 08/10/15 (Mon) 00:04:29 No.5056

>Sheev

PLEASE DON'T! PLEASE! DON'T!

Stormtrooper 08/10/15 (Mon) 03:10:18 No.5057

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Daily reminder to thank Sheev everyday.

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Stormtrooper 08/07/15 (Fri) 12:05:19 No.5038 [Reply]

Who the hell are you?

You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.

Do what? I don't… I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.

Yeah, you do. I'm the Sith. I'm the man who killed Darth Plagueis.

Bullshit. Banking Clan got Plagueis.

Are you sure?

That's right. Now, say my name.

You're Sidious.

You're goddamn right.

Stormtrooper 08/07/15 (Fri) 12:08:02 No.5039

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Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A republic big enough that it could conquer the galaxy goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in the senate, Anakin. I am the senate. A chancellor opens his door and gets killed and you think that of me? No. I am the one who shocks!

Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 01:15:39 No.5040

>>5038

>not "You're Sheev"

0/10

Stormtrooper 08/08/15 (Sat) 08:18:36 No.5041

>>5040

Sheev is his real name. Sidious is like 'Heisenberg'

Stormtrooper 08/09/15 (Sun) 20:00:43 No.5052

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What the kriff did you just skrogging say about me, you little Schutta? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Sith Lords, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Jedi Order, and I have over 300 confirmed jedi kills. I am trained in Sith sorcery and I’m the top duellist in the entire Banite order. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the kark out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my kriffing words. You think you can get away with saying that fodder to me over the Holonet? Think again, sleemo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the core worlds and your transmitting location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re farkled kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my sith lightning. Not only am I extensively trained in lightsaber combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Confederate Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pooder off the face of the galaxy, you little fodder. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your skrogging tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you sithspitten idiot. I will unleash unlimited power all over you and you will drown in it. You’re farkling dead, kiddo.

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Obi Wan Movie Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 10:15:37 No.5026 [Reply]

Will it happen?

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Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 19:58:56 No.5032

>>5026

It's a matter of when not if. Disney is gonna whore out the IP until our grandkids have grandkids. You bet your ass there'll be an Obi Wan movie

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 21:09:00 No.5034

oh i hope disney/lucasfilm saw my post in that other thread and are secretly using those ideas.

i wouldn't even want credit, just a writing job would be nice.

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 21:50:13 No.5035

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>>5029

>I have no interest of him just wandering around in the desert and then fight a tusken rider or two and then just wander.

Then you have shit taste. I'd love to see something smaller and more personal. A lone hermit on Tatooine could get up to some interesting stuff. I'd like to see something that's mixing the christian desert fathers with Six-String Samurai and the adventurous tone of Kurosawa films.

I'd like to see what made him into an crazy old man. He didn't exactly seem unfamiliar with the scum in Mos Eisley so it's not unlikely he had done some stuff other than just meditating while he was in hiding.

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 22:05:58 No.5036

>>5035

this would be a perfect setup to do an adaptation of old wounds

Stormtrooper 08/06/15 (Thu) 22:42:36 No.5037

>>5036

That'd be good, but like many of the expanded universe tales the fact that it keeps regurgitating the exact same characters is keeping it down from being great. I think introducing new characters would be a good idea, maybe they'd die towards the end to keep continuity but Obi would benefit from a story that allowed him to slip into the wise old man role and take Luke as apprentice. Because being the one who taught the biggest space asshole the ways of the force who helped to kill all his friends must've left a mark. Not saying they should go full serious mode with that, just that it would make a good central theme.

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Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 14:29:01 No.4882 [Reply]

The enterprise vs an Imperial II class Star destroyer which ship would win in a direct confrontation?

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Stormtrooper 08/03/15 (Mon) 18:35:35 No.4974

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>>4973

>Based

Yuuzhan Vong war was cancer.

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 00:54:00 No.4981

>>4962

i used to say this as a joke

i also thought "star warriors" but that's too fuckin long.

i really think it's gotta be "star wars fans" and nothing else.

or, like that tumblr post i saw, the human race.

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 04:28:44 No.4990

>>4974

Atleast its not the Corelian war ,The Darth Caedus story arc was bulshit, they actually managed to make the jedi twins more annoying than when they were children and that was hard

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 16:44:42 No.5000

>>4990

Jacen was an emo little shit the whole time.

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 23:32:22 No.5024

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>>4990

>this one pile of shit didn't reek nearly as bad as these other piles of shit

Okay.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/15 (Sat) 10:11:57 No.4852 [Reply]

Wacca T'Bacca was a Wookie Jedi Knight who was known for his love of D'weed, a herb native to Dantooine, smuggled to Mos Eisley in bulk quantities and processed into a variety of spices and liquid quintessences. T'Bacca used a special vaporizing device in the hilt of his pipe-shaped lightsaber to inhale D'weed smoke, and proudly wore D'weed containers on his bandolier, often surprising would-be attackers by pretending to fall into a trance-like state with the pipe end in his mouth, so that they would get closer only for them to be impaled on his lightsaber, which he skillfully activated with his tongue.

T'Bacca died in 124 ABY, after a tragic accident in which he absentmindedly turned his lightsaber pipe the wrong way. Some say that he only noticed he was dead 6 days after it happened, his force ghost lingering around his body, rhythmically swinging to a faint sound of a Dantooine tribal drum beat.

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Stormtrooper 07/25/15 (Sat) 12:35:34 No.4854

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I'd watch that anthology movie.

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 04:52:00 No.4877

>>4852

Still better than the disney canon

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 16:15:09 No.4885

Danka D'tookey

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 17:12:30 No.5019

Master Baytes

Kit Fisto

Grabda Weng

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 17:26:53 No.5020

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>>5019

kit fisto is an actual jedi

he's kind of the ansley of star wars, especially with that signature smile of his

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Jedi Academy 8t88 07/31/15 (Fri) 02:42:38 No.4915 [Reply]

I hate Jedi Academy. I've just started playing it and holy fuck I didnt think i would dislike it this much. Im playing on the hardest difficulty like i usually do and its nearly impossible. The movement is spastic and annoying, the guns are inaccurate as fuck and weak and most are terrible for long range. The force powers kill slow as shit and there isnt much use in using them at all. The lightsaber is the only weapon worthy of using but he swings it like a retard and if you miss the first slash which you probably will since you move so goddamn dumb then you get hurt a fuck ton. Oh, and it annoys me that you dont have the option to go first person with the lightsaber. The cutscenes are unskippable too. This game doesnt seem to have any of the grit as the jedi outcast games as well. Now, ive just started this shit so maybe the aspects that are able to change will change but the mechanics are fucking retarded and that cant even really be changed. Multiplayer is fucked and boring as shit too

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Stormtrooper 07/31/15 (Fri) 23:04:14 No.4928

Why the fuck isnt movie battles 2 showing up in the jedi academy mod menu? Ive got it on steam so i put it in C:/Program Files/Steam/steamapps/common/Jedi Academy/GameData and changed the launch option to +set fs_game "MBII"

I tried the launch option with and without the quotation marks. goddamn this shits retarded

Stormtrooper 08/01/15 (Sat) 09:49:33 No.4940

>>4915

git gud

Stormtrooper 08/02/15 (Sun) 03:00:09 No.4947

>>4928

>2015

>launching MB2 through vanilla

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 01:06:14 No.4984

>>4924

i used to bop on alora's head constantly during the hoth fight.

also knocking down stormtroopers with that is funny shit.

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 16:57:01 No.5018

The gameplay was ok. The plot and writing, specially the dark side path, was lame.

Jaden just feel to the dark side just like that and them "duurr hurr power, the scepter is mine, i take a star destroyer, i'm part of the empire now"

Even the killing of the other guy, the one who betrayed you, was badly written.

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Favorite Aliens Stormtrooper 06/26/15 (Fri) 17:37:20 No.4408 [Reply]

So /starwars/, what are you're top 5/10/15/20/25 favorite alien species?

What aliens from the EU would you like to see become canonized in the TV shows, comics, and films going forward?

Discuss.

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Stormtrooper 07/08/15 (Wed) 01:32:32 No.4621

>>4574

You mean the Shistavanens and the Devaronians? Those aliens are cool.

>>4464

OP here. When I made the list, I was strictly referring to sentient species rather than non-sentient creatures. But the Gundarks are indeed cool, so there is no denying that.

Stormtrooper 07/08/15 (Wed) 21:40:47 No.4641

>>4408

My bad OP. I assumed you meant any alien. Anyway I choose to replace Gundarks with Gamorreans.

Stormtrooper 07/12/15 (Sun) 21:46:32 No.4705

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Ithorians are the best.

Stormtrooper 07/18/15 (Sat) 05:13:59 No.4792

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>>4705

Fuck yeah

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 07:24:04 No.5015

>>4705

Best species in the galaxy imo.

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Jake Lloyd who played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace quit film industry after lif Stormtrooper 05/27/15 (Wed) 12:22:42 No.3689 [Reply]

HE PLAYED an iconic role in one of the biggest movie franchises of all time.

Jake Lloyd had the world at his feet and should have been the envy of every child in the world after playing Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace when he was eight years old.

Instead, the Star Wars actor quit the film industry after his childhood was turned into a "living hell".

The 22-year-old became so haunted by the movie he vowed never to act again and he has stayed true to his word.

"Other children were really mean to me," he said.

"They would make the sound of the light saber every time they saw me. It was totally mad."

Jake recalls how busy his young life became and at one point he was doing around 60 interviews a day.

"My entire school life was really a living hell - and I had to do up to 60 interviews a day."

Lloyd felt so much anger towards the George Lucas directed film that he destroyed all of his Star Wars memorabilia, and only reprised his role as Anakin for five video games.

The youngster decided to take early retirement from acting as he was no longer able to fit in at school.

"i've learned to hate it when the cameras are pointed at me," he told a magazine.

Jake, whose mother is an entertainment agent, admitted in an interview Scifitv.com that he doesn't like watching the film anymore and he blames George Lucas for that.

"When you have something like that there's a lot of expectations for it to meet the standards of the public and I don't think George did that.

"For me to go back and watch it now would be kind of creepy."

www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/jake-lloyd-who-pPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Stormtrooper 07/02/15 (Thu) 22:57:20 No.4532

>>4519

holy shit

i can't unsee this now

BRAVO FILONI

Stormtrooper 07/18/15 (Sat) 05:45:10 No.4796

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>>4532

>BRAVO FILONI

>LON

>NOL

>NOLAN

>BRAVO NOLAN

Stormtrooper 07/22/15 (Wed) 02:33:55 No.4829

This kid actually went to my high school same time as me. I remember he was constantly surrounded by a retinue of fawning girls and sycophantic young men, forming a barrier between him and the rest of us commoners. Being a huge Star Wars nerd as I was, but a social outcast as well, I always wanted to approach him to ask about his experiences with the film. If this is the hell he went through, I'm glad that I didn't. Sad to see what he's become, although I trust he'll move on from it.

Stormtrooper 07/22/15 (Wed) 11:29:24 No.4830

>>4796

[poetry intensifies]

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 07:11:35 No.5013

>>4796

Beautiful.

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What are /starwars/ thoughts on Boyega? Stormtrooper 04/19/15 (Sun) 22:05:58 No.2486 [Reply]

Recently stopped going to /tv/, 4chan, because of the overabundance of sw shitposting

It seems that 4chan absolutely despices the idea of a black lead,

what do you guys think?

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Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 18:26:09 No.5001

>>4998

BASED JJ

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 20:16:26 No.5003

>>4991

>i'd buy leia's panties or anything she had to offer

… do they even have like sexy underwear in star wars?

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 22:51:19 No.5006

>>4991

It belongs to Mara Jade now jesus fucking christ

This is Darth Vader's right glove has evil abilities tier of shit writing

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 23:28:44 No.5007

>>5006

but Mara gets killed by Jacen Solo (probably kylo Ren)

Stormtrooper 08/05/15 (Wed) 07:05:12 No.5010

>>2486

I wish they'd pick a less ugly black guy and pick one as handsome as Lando. Look at this fucker. He looks like some mindless brute when compared to the suave, handsome, clever and highly intelligent Lando.

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Imperial Walkers Stormtrooper 06/18/15 (Thu) 02:02:50 No.4177 [Reply]

Normally people cream themselves over the Starships of the Star Wars Universe, but I've wondered why some of the iconic ground vehicles don't get that much love? It is almost an injustice.

So anons, let's post some Star Wars ground vehicle porn!

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Stormtrooper 08/01/15 (Sat) 00:24:10 No.4930

>>4927

Star Wars canon is not a happy place to visit at the moment is it?

Stormtrooper 08/01/15 (Sat) 05:57:06 No.4935

>>4930

Shit is going to be awkward until the ST is done and people don't have to be worried about anything new being undone.

Stormtrooper 08/01/15 (Sat) 09:31:09 No.4939

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Stormtrooper 08/03/15 (Mon) 16:19:05 No.4972

>>4329

>Naboo

Stormtrooper 08/04/15 (Tue) 00:54:39 No.4982

>>4939

>hey guys look what i have in my backyard and you don't

>n-no it doesn't work

>where are you all going? goddamn it..

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Droid 08/02/15 (Sun) 06:24:48 No.4951 [Reply]

Therefore I am: The Tale of IG-88

Does this exist in physical print? I have been searching for it since I first delved into the EU. I know the same story has been relayed in other works, but I am interested in getting an original copy.

Any help is appreciated

Stormtrooper 08/02/15 (Sun) 06:31:46 No.4952

wasn't it always just a part of the Tales of the Bounty Hunters anthology?

Droid 08/02/15 (Sun) 07:22:34 No.4953

>>4952

From what I understand it was released as a separate text

Stormtrooper 08/03/15 (Mon) 09:27:17 No.4961

>>4951

>Does this exist in physical print?

Hopefully all copies were destroyed.

IG-88 some random bounty hunter secretly controlling the Death Star II was a dumb concept, maybe dumber than the Suncrusher (both stories by Kevin J. Anderson).

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ESB TIE Pilot Death Stormtrooper 07/30/15 (Thu) 20:03:38 No.4908 [Reply]

"…but there's a very subtle joke in one of the shots…A shot was put together that a had a rock coming in front of a TIE ship.

The roto department was asked to do something with it. When the

rock goes in front of the ship and it blows up, there's a little

thing that flies off to the left hand side of the screen.

If you were able to see it frame by frame, you'd notice

that this object is actually a little cel-animated man. It's

the pilot of the TIE ship flying out of his cockpit! It goes by

very fast. And it's really violent! As he flies out, he's in one

piece, but as he starts to leave the frame, he breaks up into

pieces and catches on fire!…"

Stormtrooper 07/30/15 (Thu) 22:01:04 No.4910

shit, guess you learn something every day

Stormtrooper 07/30/15 (Thu) 22:06:06 No.4912

yes, it was rick mccallum's idea

this is old news, but funny nonetheless, like the tennis shoe in jedi

Stormtrooper 07/31/15 (Fri) 07:38:14 No.4919

Another interesting thing, outside of this scene you never see a TIE pilot in ESB.

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SDCC shit Stormtrooper 07/11/15 (Sat) 03:31:26 No.4657 [Reply]

on the first day of sdcc they've already shown off some stuff from the force awakens

embed related

in other news, the black series figure contest is over. to no surprise darth revan raped the polls. sabine and another rebels character are supposed to be receiving figures as well. some pics in the next post

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Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 05:28:32 No.4878

>>4871

Whelp. I came. Anyone have a moist towelette?

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 12:09:31 No.4879

>>4871

What is this a michael bay film?

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 12:49:25 No.4881

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>>4871

dat fuckin music, tho

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 20:27:50 No.4887

>>4881

>cracked

fuck off

Stormtrooper 07/31/15 (Fri) 06:17:21 No.4918

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Girls Stormtrooper 04/29/15 (Wed) 03:42:33 No.3018 [Reply]

Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

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Stormtrooper 07/18/15 (Sat) 05:06:49 No.4785

>>3023

We've all been there.

>>3033

Fuck off you saucy newfag.

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 16:00:42 No.4884

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My current gf likes star wars but never saw the movies before she hanged up with me. She does love star wars, I can tell, she gets most of my references (even the EU ones although she never delved deep into that) and sometimes cracks a couple of star wars related jokes, but she doesn't parade her fandom and keeps it to herself.

But yeah, I got that greentext story of an encounter I had with a grill who is a "fan of star wars"

>College

>There's that grrrrrl in the class.

>Let's call her Oola

>Just doing my usual shit during the break

>Drawing (it's related to my field of study, so I do that all the time)

>And of fucking course it had to be star wars related this very day

>Oola comes up to me one day.

>She is wearing a shoddy designed star wars shirt that's obviously from walmart or whathever

>"Hey anon, I've heard that you are a HUGE star wars fan"

>"Yes Oola, but I don't want to talk about it, especially with you"

>"how come anon ?"

>get blunt all of a sudden and answer

>"I get all autistic and sperg out of control everytime I talk about star wars, and you're a nice person, please leave me alone"

>"Oh come on anon, you don't look that bad, I absolutely ADOOOORE star wars too you know"

>"How much do you like Star Wars Oola ?"

>"A lot, probably as much as yo-"

>"On a grade of 1 to 10, how bullshit are the Yuuzhan Vong"

>"Wha- Wai-… hum. what anon ?

>"On a grade of 1 to 10, how bullshit are the Yuuzhan Vong"

>"Hum, I don't understa-"

>"On a grade of 1 to 10, how bullshit are the Yuuzhan Vong"

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Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 20:29:50 No.4888

>>4884

Why do they have fucking snakes that can go up against lightsabers? It makes no god damn sense.

Stormtrooper 07/28/15 (Tue) 20:48:35 No.4889

>>4884

Vong would have worked for Star Trek, not Star Wars though.

Stormtrooper 07/29/15 (Wed) 02:23:08 No.4892

>>4884

you should keep it that way man. anyone at least 20 years old should have at minimum an idea of the movies and 90s-mid 00s EU

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