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Post the most ridiculous articles you can find on Wookiepedia.
I doubt anything can top this.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz No.1107
Imagine what the names of the sub-genres of "jizz" must be. Smooth jizz. Hard jizz. Freeform jizz.
Jesus Christ.
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>>1118Difference between Lucas and Binks is that Lucas never regretted creating Jar Jar.
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>>1110Hoth had oceans now?
I thought the entire planet was frozen.
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>>1122Holy shit there's so much info
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>>1128And yet ducks only exist in the Legends continuity… bravo Disney
>>1127Didn't Lucas say there was no lingerie in space?
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>>1129
>no lingerie in spacesomeone didn't play kotor
anyways, my entry
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Laser_spadeI can give you the entire page's entry in one sentence.
"A laser spade was a tool."
That's literally all there is to it, plus the source.
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>>1110Well f-fuck you for using that sarcastically. There was still plenty of good shit within the EU that got needlessly axed.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast No.1139
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>>1138
>that R34>that hambeast from jabba's palace actually has 6 tits and not rollsi am impressed
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>>1142It says the only reason she looks like a hambeast is due to her species being able to store large amounts of water in their bodies like a camel. If she gets dehydrated she supposedly looks very hot… ಠ_ಠ
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>>1143kek
i'd like to see the actress that played her
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>>1105All the Canon articles look like shit compared to the cooler Legends ones.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jar_Jar_Binks/Canon No.1148
>>1147How the mighty have fallen.
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>>1138Woah. That THX-1138.
Check em'
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>>1142not only is it R34, but it's R34 officially endorsed by lucasfilm/disney. Came from an artbook.
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bump
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>>1121>Difference between Lucas and Binks is that Lucas never regretted creating Jar Jar.10/10
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>>1110Star Wars Insider was great, I love that efforts were made to explain and canonize dubiously-canon things like the videogames (and the weird shit like this they brought with them). SW is one of the few "legendariums" out there where people give enough of a shit for this kind of precision continuity welding, which would otherwise be fanfiction-tier at best, to wind up in a mainstream magazine publication.
And, yes, Disney are fucks for undoing all that.
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>>1233Indeed. It was like a completely different world history filled with all sorts of amazing detail despite a few silly things in there, it was that expansiveness that truly SW seem realistic. But sadly that is all gone now, instead all we have is three great movies, three subpar prequels, a cartoon that pissed a lot of long time fans of and the really great Tarkin novel.
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>>1267Sweet Human on Nautolan action. Disney bought it but will likely deny all this sweet official R34 for the sake of preserving their crappy image.
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>>1248>>1233I'm still happy about it. It's not like none of that exists any more. I'm still running a tabletop campaign based on the old canon, new canon isn't stopping me. But that doesn't mean I can't also be excited for a primary story line that is more cohesive
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>>1279i think we found a winner.
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>>1279>Hutt PornographyNoice
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>>1277What I hate was the reaction by mainstream audiences who actually seemed happy that the EU was gone and many actually saying " fuck the EU and fuck its fans", while others said " fuck all that bullshit and the people who liked it since the movies are all that matters", despite that the prequel movies are complete shit and the third movie had the empire with their shiny new armor get defeated by freaking teddy bears. Yes I still haven't gotten over it. Still don't hate the Ewoks though.
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>reproduction
>sorry about the mess
lil
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>>1310>>1311>DARTH MAUI>Darth Maui>Hawaiian themed beach party on tatooineThis is some genius tier wordplay
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>>1143I'm gonna be honest here, that explanation as told in the Tales from Jabba's Palace that there's probably more appealing six-breasted women out there in that galaxy is one of the sparks for my multibreast fetish.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography>The Star Wars Holiday Special (First appearance) No.2333
>>2330>In 0 BBY, a Snivvian patron of Chalmun's Cantina on Tatooine approached the Corellian smuggler Han Solo with a shipment of holographic Hutt pornography that had to be delivered to the inhabitants of the Kurluvion system. No.2334
>>1129DUCKS ARE NON-CANON
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>>1137WHAT THE FUCKTHAT IS NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED No.2336
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>>2336>He is apparently small enough to fit in a human hand, has short, brightly colored fur, never speaks aloud, and appears to operate on electricity. These characteristics might be sufficient to classify him as a Hoojib.[4]http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/HoojibTHE RIDE NEVER ENDS No.2391
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>>1105>no page for star warped >doesnt have archived footage of the skywalker ranch cam0/10
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>>2391ban table salt
potassium chloride is a gateway drug
will nobody think of the children?
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>>1138
>1138 get
>Legends canon picture of Aayla's tits
The force is strong with this one
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>>1321
We need a canon page for poetry
Webm related
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>>1123
Ice planets can have oceans under the ice
see Europa
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>>1105
You can totally imagine old no fun gits complaining about the music enjoyed by the youth.
Damned kids these days, spewing their damned Jizz all over the place!