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 No.2486

Recently stopped going to /tv/, 4chan, because of the overabundance of sw shitposting

It seems that 4chan absolutely despices the idea of a black lead,

what do you guys think?

 No.2488

Impossible to say at this point, though it is kind of odd that every time he is shown in both trailers he looks like he is in the middle of an asthma attack.


 No.2490

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Don't give a shit!


 No.2491

>>2486

I'm neutral on it.

I need to see the movie.


 No.2492

Point being that /tv/ hated him on basis of him being black, just wanted to know if you were as bigoted


 No.2496

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>>2492

I generally don't like blacks, but one of the best characters in the OT is black so whatever.


 No.2510

Don't really care. If he's a good actor and a good character, what's the difference?


 No.2513

>>2486

I don't give a shit as long he isn't Luke's son/grandson or related to Ben Skywalker (who was probably killed by Abrams/Disney) in which case fuck him.


 No.2517

>>2513

Its JJ

He needs to rehash "I AM YOUR FATHER" as much as he did "KHAAANN"


 No.2521

>>2517

Fuck, if I see another "I am your relative" in these movies…


 No.2526

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>>2517

>>2521

>No Boyega, I am your father!


 No.2531

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>>2526

But if he's anyone's kid, he'd better be Grizz Frix's


 No.2532

>>2531

>>2526

Grizz apparently dies at Endor, so there goes that. YFW he's Lando's kid.


 No.2534

>>2526

pretty sure he's the nig who says "she's gonna blow" followed by his x-wing blowing up

so yeah, most likely not related.


 No.2565

>>2532

Srsly? This chubby gorilla man is the child of the smooth, chocolatey, and backstabbing but later loveable Lando? Fuck my ass! Bullshit!


 No.2955

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If he got the part, he got the part so he is clearly a capapble actor, the only reason /tv/ 4chan give a shit is that they are butthurt that to them a black man will be richer than all of them for the rest of thier lives


 No.2959

Was kinda intrigued to see how it wen't, after seeing his Harrison Ford impression at SW Celebration I'm a staunch supporter. I have high hopes.

>>2955

fucking lol


 No.4404

>>2486

I'm okay with a black lead. As long as the ST doesn't suck like the PT then I'll be a happy camper.


 No.4425

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 No.4463

>>2486

Why was this guy the first thing we see in the VII trailer? Its like Disney trying to tell us something pretentious.


 No.4466

I don't give a fuck, we haven't actually seen him act yet.


 No.4489

>>4466

We have seen him sweat a lot.


 No.4579

>>2486

>what do you guys think?

More negroes was the last thing Star Wars needed.


 No.4580

>>4579

it's not like it's a problem though, there's like a grand total of 5 at best on-screen blacks in star wars.


 No.4581

>>4579

>>4580

>Implying Lando Calrissian and Mace Windu aren't the best characters in their respective trilogies


 No.4582

>>4581

when did i imply that in >>4580

i said it isn't a problem, there are hardly any black people in star wars to begin with, imo the more the merrier so long as they don't nig it up


 No.4583

>>4582

>implying Abrams isn't going to go full retard and make the new movies all about muh progressiveness


 No.4584

>>4583

oh they definitely are

however i have faith in the cast themselves not to fuck it up


 No.4595

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I honestly don't give a fuck if the lead is black.


 No.4599

>>4595

Only if he has the same charisma.


 No.4671

/tv/ does have strong /pol/ tendencies, that much is true.

Personally, I don't care as long as he's good.


 No.4676

>>4671

Watch Attack the Block. He sucks.


 No.4728

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 No.4730

I think his toys will sell poorly in Asia


 No.4790

>>4599

He doesn't


 No.4870

Weren't people pissed because they though stormtroopers were still clones of Jango and therefore can't be black?

In any case, I never really cared. He's just another actor and this was a manufactured controversy.


 No.4872

>>4676

This. I saw attack the block and thought this guy was easily the worst part of that movie. He was awful in it, even the little kids were better actors.

At first I thought they were shoving it in your face going "Look, a nigger is in a lead role". >First trailer for the first Star Wars movie in a decade

>starts with a jump scare

>with him in the most unflattering expression

> he looks like offspring of a tree stump and Bubba from Forrest Gump

But then every cut with him in it is him with the same stupid expression. And while I still think Disney and JewJew is pushing "muh diversity", it's less of the fact that they chose that one expression for the "jump scare" to rile people up and more the fact that Boyega is just a really shitty actor.


 No.4873

>>4730

Seems like a potential marketing problem but they probably all buy cheap knock offs anyway.


 No.4875

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>>4872

In every shot he looks like he's shitting his pants, and this is one of the heroes we're supposed to care about?

There aren't many scenes in the OT where our heroes look emotionally out of control, and that's one of their endearing qualities - in the face of the shit hitting the fan, they stay cool and can even crack a joke.

If Disney can't find a way to make us really care about these new heroes, into the trash it goes.

Do we really care about new Kirk and Spock? Not really, imo. New Bones is good, but that's it.


 No.4880

>>4875

JJ knows how to make a movie look good. Super8, Into Darkness both looked fucking amazing and had some great scenes. Overall though, it was shit. I have no doubt the new star wars film will have plenty of cool scenes, but it'll just amount to what the Hobbit trilogy was to the Lord of the Rings. Normies will eat it up.


 No.4894

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>>2513

>>2517

>>2521

>>2526

Put on your thinking caps.


 No.4897

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>>4894

If this happens, I refuse to see 8 and 9. The guy doesn't even look mixed, for fuck's sake.

Gotta push politics in Star Wars, though. Story be damned.


 No.4902

I don't care as long as there is no interracial relationships going on


 No.4920

>>4880

>Normies

Stop that.

But yes, normalfags will eat it up just like they did Into Darkness and Hobbit.


 No.4929

>>4894

Huh, well that's something.

>>4897

I once saw a post somewhere that showed a black guy who was said to have a white parent. You wouldn't think the guy had mixed ancestry unless you were told so.


 No.4937

>>4920

They'll eat it up and shit it out and never give it another thought. I remember how excited the masses were for Into Darkness because JJ made ST 'cool'. Now those newfans couldn't care less about the film, and the real ST fans are stuck still trying to make sense of that garbage.

So as it will be with episode 7.


 No.4943

>>4937

I really fucking hope so.

I'm just curious if the fanboys that were jaded by the prequels will crawl back like battered wives for VII because it's not Lucas in charge. And if they are done, what kind of dent it'll make compared to the normalfags and the untouchables that eat anything SW printed on it that are guaranteed to throw money at this.


 No.4954

>>2496

>one of the best characters

Literally betrayed his best friend and sold out his city to the Empire for a welfare check.

>one of the best characters


 No.4955

>>2486

I'm only pissed off that he is (Han's?) daughter's, love interest.


 No.4956

>>4875

So he's a trained storm Diversitytrooper, and he shits him self from an explosion but the farm girl doesn't? Stormtrooper training standards must have been drooped so trannies and women can serve too.


 No.4957

>>4954

>for a welfare check.

yeah, it's not like he was responsible for the health and safety of an entire city or anything…


 No.4958

>>4937

New Star Trek is bad solely because Abrams focused too much on action and not on wits and mystery which is why the original series was so interesting and popular.

Star Wars is basically all action and jokey, laid back shit so it's basically right up his alley. If he fucks up I'll be sad but I can move on.

However if the spoilers on halfchan /tv/ are true then 7 will be better then every prequel and possibly better then ROTJ One of those spoilers is

Rey and Kylo are brother and sister and her real name actually is Kira and they're either Solo's or Skywalker's but regardless they are Anakin's lineage


 No.4959

>>4958

>thinks the rumors are good

>not realizing it's a clear re-hash of the "legends" universe and completely backfires on disney's claims of making original stories

>>4943

every time i hear "it's not lucas so it must be good" i wish i could kill a child

nothing towards you my man, just saying in general, those kinds of fans need to die.


 No.4960

>>4958

If they make it 'Quest for Luke's Lightsaber', I don't know how it can't suck. We'd have to see a return to Cloud City and searching around the basement level and then perhaps the gas planet to see if it fell into that. All the while wondering, 'Who the fuck cares about Luke's lightsaber?'

And no doubt that Vader had several helmets to swap when one got too stinky. He probably had meditation pods (all equipped with helmets and underwear) on several Star Destroyers so he didn't have to pack when traveling. So why not try to find one of those rather than the melted mask? Why does it even matter?! I want to kill kittens!!!


 No.4963

OogaBooga posting is in every Star Wars thread on halfchan.


 No.4965

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>>4960

A story about a quest to find a sword? Why would anyone make a swashbuckling story like that?

Also, from the leaks, it seems that it falls into someone else' hands (presumably Kylo) and ends up on Jakku.

Is being a relic hunter really that silly to you? Honestly, I think you're just desperately looking for things to hate before you see the movie.


 No.4970

>>4965

A relic hunter doesn't sound silly, it just sounds gay. What kind of galactic basement dweller would care about such things? I wouldn't mind searching for those things, but I wouldn't be a character in a Star Wars film. Unless the relic hunter is a bit of an aspie for comic relief, I don't see the audience taking his quest seriously.

Luke's lightsaber is not a mythical object like Excalibur, it's just a weapon that he lost, not unlike all the dropped blasters.

If the relic hunter is so interested in these objects, he should capture R2 and C3PO and put them in a glass display case and beat off to them.


 No.4971

>>4970

Luke's blue saber was his father Anakin's saber. Anakin was the "…one who will bring balance to the Force." It was an object from the era in which Anakin was still on the light side and subsequently a tool with which he turned to the dark side with. Sounds pretty damn mythical to me.

Ren is obsessed with Vader, he has his helmet, I assume the First Order is like a cult that worships him almost as a deity which isn't far from the truth when you think of the force. It makes sense they would want this Skywalker family heirloom as a holy relic or something.


 No.4983

>>4971

>>4970

>>4965

>>4960

if ren is some cultist fanatic, making him anakin's grandchild is lame as shit then, he should just be some random fuckface who happens to be force-sensitive. or better yet, be like boba fett and master the lightsaber without the force (sadly it's not canon anymore). the sperg part kinda fits considering adam driver is playing him.

on top of the saber part, yeah it should presumably be at the bottom of cloud city unless recovered like in the old eu, or floating around the core of bespin. impossible for it to have just floated through the universe until it landed on jakku, this is the biggest plot hole ever.


 No.4991

>>4971

All good points. Excalibur, though, had mythical/mystical power. As far as we know the Anakin-Luke lightsaber is just a tool with some cool history. If Abrams now tells us it's Force sensitive because it was used by those guys, then that breaks with midichlorians canon. I'd be all for that if Lucas didn't invent midichlorians and fuck everything up. I always thought that R2 had the Force as well as the Falcon.

I suppose they can fix it all by a saying midichlorians can live in any material, but it's going to be a moment when the audience groans.

If I was a relic hunter - having that level of freedom in the galaxy (because obviously he doesn't have a real job and has loads of money) - I'd hunt down the Falcon and buy it. I'd find Luke and buy everything he had to sell. I'd see if I could buy Leia's panties or anything she had to offer. I'd dig up Anakin's mother's corpse and rub it all over me.


 No.4998

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>>4991

0:42


 No.5001

>>4998

BASED JJ


 No.5003

>>4991

>i'd buy leia's panties or anything she had to offer

… do they even have like sexy underwear in star wars?


 No.5006

>>4991

It belongs to Mara Jade now jesus fucking christ

This is Darth Vader's right glove has evil abilities tier of shit writing


 No.5007

>>5006

but Mara gets killed by Jacen Solo (probably kylo Ren)


 No.5010

>>2486

I wish they'd pick a less ugly black guy and pick one as handsome as Lando. Look at this fucker. He looks like some mindless brute when compared to the suave, handsome, clever and highly intelligent Lando.




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