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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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 No.2843

>Empire collapses

>New Republic takes over the galaxy

>Luke Skywalker uses influence to turn most of Tatooine into a Jedi state, called Jedia

>huge influx of Force-sensitive Jawas and Toydarians

>hundreds of thousands of alleged "Jedi Purge survivors" come forth

>they create hundreds of films and books constantly blabbing about the Jedi Purge

>create guilt

>use this guilt to extort billions of credits from Coruscant's government

>Luke uses his own shitty filmmaking skills to make a series of 3, wildly innacurate historical 'documentaries,' naming them The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith

>lauded by mainstream critics, panned by more underground ones

>historians hate it for greatly exaggerating the "Jedi Purge" and Anakin's role in galactic events

>these critics are condemned as 'anti-Jedites'

>as is anyone who objects to Jedia's murder of thousands of Tusken men, women and children

>meanwhile

>gww.8ch.net/pol

>"Six million Jedi were never exterminated, it's all a hoax!"

>"Fuck Jedia, free Tattooine!"

>"Jedi are invaders, do what your ancestors did and become a Sith!"

>"You called me a neo-Imperial like that's a bad thing!"

>"Okay, maybe the empire destroyed Alderaan, but that was just a few extremists!"

 No.2850

>be posting on r2chan about bullshit

>see gungan tell story about spilling blue milk out of his pocket


 No.2904

>yfw somebody buys Starwars from Disney and makes everything except Jar-Jar non-canon




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