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Force Awakens Aliens Stormtrooper 05/13/15 (Wed) 05:00:39 No.3443

Thoughts on these Force Awakens aliens?

Stormtrooper 05/13/15 (Wed) 05:55:44 No.3444

From left to right:

maybe a Givin?

wannabe pirate

shoulda just been a fucking Ithorian

wannabe pirate 2 space boogaloo

facepaint for whatever reason

actually sorta cool-looking droid

sassy troglodyte

literally squidward

the horrid crossbreed of a Hutt and a Gamorrean

Fucktoy mime

game-show-host faggot

angry generic doglike thing

GOGGLES ARE FUTURISTIC

>I fuck bitches with this nose

HUGE… TRACTS OF LAND

angry green fuck who might be cool

looks like an extra from RHPS

generic human but with pointy ears

gonna sneeze

pegleg fatso

FEAR actually looks neato

got lost on his way to the hair metal concert

Stormtrooper 05/13/15 (Wed) 10:04:47 No.3450

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Number one on the right, the one in red, reminds me of a hammerhead shark

Number three from the right, the one with the pained expression, reminds me of this chick with the tumors

Number four looks like a vogon

Number five, talking to number three, looks like she stepped off the catwalk of a fashion show

Not a fan of the little green guy with the blue hair and beard or trunk guy, or the big fat one in the middle

Stormtrooper 05/13/15 (Wed) 10:58:11 No.3451

>>3443

They are all filthy xeno scum!

Stormtrooper 05/20/15 (Wed) 17:39:48 No.3566

>>3443

The horns, eyes and mouths somehow look faker than the originals and they all look like they were designed by Muppets studios and none of them is a classic and well known alien. Disney is destroying everything!

Stormtrooper 05/21/15 (Thu) 11:26:10 No.3575

>>3443

Looks like rejects from the movie Labyrinth.

The lighting doesn't help though, need to see them on film to judge.

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 00:46:20 No.3583

My favorites are S.T.A.L.K.E.R. trunk dude, the ogre's Despicable Me dog and the not!Vogon.

Kudos to Disney not just for using more practical effects, but also for making original creatures and not just repeating old visuals for sake of nostalgia.

>>3566

bait

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 10:22:41 No.3588

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>>3575

Hmm now you say that I wonder if the Bowie Bulge will appear?

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 11:35:43 No.3589

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Did anyone notice this trooper?

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 11:39:05 No.3590

>>3589

Isnt that the original stormtrooper helmet? I wonder if hes a remnant of the original imperial stormtrooper corps, also whats with the fur stuff near his arm?

and is that a walking stick?

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 12:18:34 No.3592

>>3443

Very orange and blue.

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 13:04:18 No.3594

>>3575

kind of ironic considering george lucas was an executive producer on labyrinth

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:33:05 No.3599

>>3583

>bait

Nope. I'm just butthurt you fucking EU-hating faggot.

Stormtrooper 05/22/15 (Fri) 22:36:31 No.3601

Does that fem-droid have a fucking bellybutton? And what's with those chin spikes? Is that pink guy in the far left supposed to be a fucking Ithorian with a mouth on the front?! For Pete's sake, why does Abrams hate me?

Stormtrooper 05/23/15 (Sat) 22:49:14 No.3638

these aliens all look really neat and all, but wtf? Not a single one is a star wars alien and they introduced like 9 totally new species. It just reeks of "not star wars". Theyre trying so stupid hard to distance themselves from fucking star wars fans. why?

Stormtrooper 05/24/15 (Sun) 08:42:07 No.3642

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>>3638

Because focus tests has shown that shown that the old star wars aliens aren't hip and trendy enough for a modern audience. They want blue bearded midgets, not calamari or ithorians.

Stormtrooper 05/25/15 (Mon) 15:36:05 No.3664

>>3638

>>3642

That's major bullshit. Also isnt that pink guy in the far left some kind of creepy Ithorian with a human mouth? WTF are they doing to my aliens? Its like they're trying their hardest to distance themselves from classic material and any chance of a EU reference.

Stormtrooper 06/01/15 (Mon) 05:20:57 No.3808

bump

Stormtrooper 06/02/15 (Tue) 16:55:23 No.3848

>>3638

Whole thing sounds like a rip off of Jabba's palace.

Maybe they don't want to be too obvious.

Stormtrooper 06/03/15 (Wed) 01:55:20 No.3876

>>3848

Of course it is. They know the movie won't do well so they're trying to appeal to film-only nostalgia for the casual faggots.

Stormtrooper 06/08/15 (Mon) 16:10:48 No.4012

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>>3599

>two wasted dubs

Okay, it's not bait, and you're legitimately one of those faggots that only want the same shit they saw last time, i.e. the cancer that is killing media.