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 No.622

troopers, i want you to look at this picture.

this is jek tono porkins, also simply known as jek, or porkins. his fat ass died in the battle of yavin.

now the reason i am bringing him up is, look at the history created for this character that evolves beyond his horribly short screen time.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jek_Tono_Porkins

just skim through that, hell i'll even give you some green arrows to save you the effort of clicking and scrolling

>known as "belly runner" for both his weight and ability to strafe like a motherfucker in ships

>best friends with wes janson, who was wedge's gunner in the battle of hoth
>champion t-16 skyhopper pilot on his homeworld of bestine iv
>literally uses his weight to beat the piss out of some jackoff in a bar who rips on him for being fat
>posthumously awarded the kenobi medallion and given a ceremonial hologram in the great temple on yavin 4

and now, everything you have just read is fully non-canon and porkins' credibility is reduced to being a bumbling fat fuck in an x-wing that did jack shit except get killed, it's an insult to eu fans and to the actor, william hootkins (rip), as well, thanks to the master jew maus.

let us not forget the countless amounts of characters like porkins here who have suffered the massacre by the hands of the almighty rodent. post an eu character or film character who had their backstory filled upon by the eu here as a remembrance to all the great stories that now simply exist and have no status in the star wars universe.

 No.624

>>622
>porkins' credibility is reduced to being a bumbling fat fuck

His name was Porkins though.

 No.625

>>624

he is only referred to on-screen as jek

 No.628

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>>625

disregard that, biggs calls him porkins when they fuck up that tower in this vid

 No.629

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>>628

holy shit yes

 No.631

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I cry evr tim

 No.696

>no love for Based Antilles

 No.705

>>696

wedge is at least in more movies and has more screen time, not to mention the rogue squadron books and games.



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