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boba fett Stormtrooper 03/02/15 (Mon) 16:14:35 No.772

troopers,

have we ever taken into consideration the theory that boba fett was the one responsible for killing aunt beru and uncle owen? i mean the theory is sound, although there is a comment that notes that IG-88 could also have been the one to do the job. whatchy'all think?

http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/09/26/boba-fett-killed-who-in-star-wars-this-explains-everything-2299242?lt_source=external,manual

Stormtrooper 03/02/15 (Mon) 16:18:49 No.773

It would make sense, given that those blast points were way too accurate for Imperial Stormtroopers.

Stormtrooper 03/02/15 (Mon) 17:09:31 No.774

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>>773
>being pleb enough to think that
pic related, but hardly a complete thesis on why you're retarded
>>772
Fett was working for Jabba at the time,not Vader. There wasn't even a contract out on the droids, it was a purely military matter at the time. There's hardly cause for Fett to care about the matter without money.

Stormtrooper 03/02/15 (Mon) 17:18:27 No.775

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>>774
Let me augment that with a point by point refutation of the article, because I feel exactly that autistic right now.

1
>implying militaries have only one operational profile
Probably a commando unit or some such, it was the 501st, after all.
2
They were interrogated, duh. In fact, it was suggested after the fact that they were tortured using The Burning, but even if that wasn't so, there was nothing to suggest they didn't pick up on the trail and attempt to find where Luke had gone.
3
>Accidentally learn of his relationship to them
How? By knowing they're named Skywalker? It didn't seem like Vader's identity was particularly well known.
Bonus
>Stormtrooper-DNA-filled
Don't even get me fucking started
>Motive
There was no bounty. The military was investigating autonomously.
>Location
Boba was hunting Solo at the time, not the fucking droids
>referenced
They weren't fucking disintegrated.

Stormtrooper 03/02/15 (Mon) 19:30:24 No.776

>>774
So the empire was only pretending to be retarded?

Stormtrooper 03/03/15 (Tue) 18:43:19 No.784

>>776
exactly
the greatest troll of them all