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Was it ever good anons?

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EU is full of shit as well, so think Star Wars fans having a scat fetish is true.



Yeah but at least that shit was written off by Lucas himself, to then be retconned entirely for the adventures of mary sue and her pet nigger.


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Now this is advanced autism.

>hurr the fight choreography sucks because darth maul's actor didn't literally physically kick obi-wan's actor in the fucking face and sword attacks were blocked, here's a shitty text to speech voiceover because if I actually talked into a mic people would realize I'm autistic, have a fag lisp, and sound like I eat nothing but soy



>hurr jedi dindu nuffin they was always good boys fucking lucas made them look bad REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thanks BASED lens flare guy for making jedis good again



>he's so autistic he actually thinks slicing bread on camera is breathtaking

Faggots like you are why pretentious art house bullshit that doesn't mean anything and exists just to masturbate liberal arts degree holders' feels exist.


>muh emotion

You completely missed the parts where it's blatantly explained thousands of times that jedis aren't supposed to be emotional.

>hurr why doesn't this character have videogame-tier reflexes to stab someone right above him




>are we really going to pretend that Lucas's episode 7 which had a completely 100% different script would be any different

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I sense a future of advertising fine wine and board games.



But no advertising before his time.

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Two Pints Prick!

What did they mean by this?

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>Far as British Comedy

I seriously hope you aren't implying US comedy is any good boy!


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Larry Sanders was probably the closest burgers ever came to english comedy. Miss that show.



>No laugh track

Already approaching kino territory




>britcuck butthurt over superior comedy

I bet you think every american comedy ever made was inspired by the big bazinga theory too.



>Burger getting butthurt cause they are too dumb for comedy that doesn't tell them when to laugh

When your country actually produces some kino comedy then you have a right to speak, in meantime put out or shut up.

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When will we get another mecha movie as great as Robot Jox?

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Real Steel was pretty good.

Or Robot Jox was bad and Real Steel is about as bad.



Yeah, asian porn always does.



Often shorter than you think and underperforms.



>real steel

>the movie adaptation of rock-'em sock-'em robots

>a fucking board game



When you didn't realize that Jewood hadn't even begun to scrape the bottom of the barrel.

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>Netflix has just purchased the rights to 'The Irishman,' a film that will unite Robert De Niro, Martin Scorsese, Al Pacino, Joe Pesci & Harvey Keitel

>The $105 million deal will be directed by Scorsese and ready for release in 2019

>Based on true events the film will tell the story of Frank Sheeran, a mob hitman played by Robert De Niro. Fellow wiseguy Jimmy Hoffa will be played by Al Pacino, with Joe Pesci and Harvey Keitel also starring.

What does it mean?

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So it will be long, uneventful and anti-climatic?



Doubt it will be pulled off. Al Pacino is doing dunkin donuts commercials, and when De Niro isn't yelling at Trump, he is fapping to cuck porn. Don't know what the others are doing, but I doubt they are doing anything worthwhile.



They pay themselves millions until a company die, then move to the next big thing. Not like the jews suddenly get put out on the street for killing a business, they made their money.



Soon they'll earn their deaths too.



Joe Pesci is probably getting very angry letters from Macauley Culkin or however the fuck it's spelled.

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I am surprised there hasn't been a serious attempt at an adaption of these books to the screen yet. While not suitable for film, they could make a great batch of miniseries. Sky made an attempt then sort of gave up.

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This. Hollywood would ruin Discworld if they got their hands on it. Which was part of the reason that Pratchett didn't allow movie adaptations. There's some quote of him somewhere to do with when a Hollywood studio wanted to option Mort, and they were talking about writing out Death because it was too much of a downer.


I started with Mort, but I'd say you should actually start with Witches Abroad. I'd advise not to read the very earliest books first, actually, because they aren't really representative of the series as a whole. So yes, start with Witches Abroad, Guards Guards, or Mort, then branch out from there depending on which characters you like. Once you've got your entry point, then try to read the series roughly in order, because the recurring characters all have character arcs that are worth being able to follow. You can work back from Witches Abroad, Guards Guards, or Mort without really missing too much; he didn't really start writing character arcs until then.


A full Discworld adaptation would probably end up like Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So much of the humour is conveyed through the narration that a lot would be lost in a to-screen adaptation. Plus if hollywood got their hands on it they would probably use American actors with American accents which would be really ill-fitting



>they were talking about writing out Death because it was too much of a downer.

Burn them all.


I want a Guards Guards tv series but know they'd make Sam Vimes a strong black woman of colour.


But there's already a kino videogame adaptation of it. :^)

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>“Mr Polanski was as justified in fleeing this Court’s illegal conduct as he was to flee the Germans who invaded Poland,” the Oscar winnerMs lawyer proclaimed in a new filing today.

>the Chinatown director was originally assured only 90 days behind bars in the late 1970s after he pleaded guilty on five charges stemming from having sex with then-minor Samantha Gailey on March 10, 1977

>Upon being informed in 1978 that then-presiding Judge Laurence Rittenband had changed his mind on the plea deal and was looking to put the director in jail for up to 50 years, Polish-born Polanski, who lost members of his family in World War II, fled to Europe


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The Jew cries out in pain while he sodomizes your shiksas!


Charles Manson did nothing wrong


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Aside from being a cretinous little scumbag he really didn't, was just a random degenerate they picked at random to play the part of boogeyman and patsy.



>They are more than likely putting the children in our food, is it so hard to believe after what we've learned anons?

yes, this is getting really ridiculous



>oy vey prosecuting jews for child rape is anudda shoah

What a filthy fucking kike.


Kill yourself.

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Magneto, the robot from alien, maybe the next bond? He has a career that won't quit!

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I think Fassbender is a robot in real life to be honest. Something doesn't seem quite human about him.



Pretty sure he's a gay. I bet his house is immaculately clean and he's a germaphobe too.



He probably has a kill room in his basement where he keeps the corpses of his murdered lovers.





>He's not human

Well he is German.



>muh realism is bad




Go escape to your cartoons and sexual comedies if you can't handle realism and serious content.

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That's /v/ and a waste of trips which means you're in for a paddling.


With the constant crashes on this site no wonder this board crashes not before it's time.



Get fucked.


This board needs to be faster for meme magic to occur. Besides only /bane/ has true mastery over memes.



What is that supposed to be, an enormously obese person standing by a small chair?

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Post scary shit from TV & movies.

This intro and outro used to scare the hell out of me as a kid.

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For some reason the deer head still creeps me out to this day.


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Henrietta always gave me the heebie jeebees.



Same here. That laughing, taunting deer head is the single creepiest thing in the Evil Dead series for me.


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>being afraid of any of this

Top fucking wew mates, this shit makes /k/ creepypastas look spooky.

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>taken from his home as a child to be trained as an assassin by a bureaucratic cult

>forced to abandon his mother who remains a slave until being raped and murdered

>brainwashed to never marry, have a family or care about anything outside the cult

>pregnant wife used as bait to emotionally manipulate him

>left to die slow in the most horribly painful way imaginable

Disneycucks still don't understand this writing.

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>My question is, why does the issue of the jedi brainwashing children and taking them away from their families at such a young age never get addressed or shown for the evil that it is?

It gets addressed in EIII you spoon feeding baby.

In fact the whole premise of the trilogy is to deconstruct the ideas brought in the original trilogy.

The original trilogy while astoundingly overrated is still a fun adventure movie series with a simple plot of certain characters living in the universe they were born in if cheesy at times.

The new trilogy is a deconstruction of every bit of idealism presented before; The Jedi order are a bunch of heroes… but no they're a bunch of bureaucratic soldiers who ignore the feelings of their members which more often than not causes them to change sides.

The Empire is an evil tyranny but no; It was elected by vote and brings order to the galaxy… if still uncaring, callous and rules by fear and isn't afraid to kill billions of people to test a gun.

The force is a magical element… ok this deconstruction sucked, fucking spoonfeeding.

Truth be said the government of the empire was flawed more because of who was in power rather than the design of the empire itself.



The real problem being the newest trilogy as it tries to be fun like the original while smart and fails at both for the most part-

Also, that still doesn't saves the awful acting of that trilogy, but at least gives a purpose to the overtly long political scenes as it intentionally breaks the bubble of the original trilogy fans.




what the fuck does child rape have to do with star wars? post links you nigger



Not Asschoka it involves little boys being molested by Jedi Masters mostly and really isn't hard to find, just go on fanfiction.net or asstr.org



>that shit music

Never post again. Your meme abilities are reddit-tier and belong in the bog.


>being so bluepilled you actually think the empire did anything wrong

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Let's give love to one of the most celebrated kino series that jump started the import car culture.

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That's what 10 will be.


Where are the damn tanks?


We missing posts and threads again?



Codemonkey isn't fast and furious with the coding.



>import car culture

You mean the false meme that "foreign plastic fag cars are better than real american steal because da movies said so goy"? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE


>points camera at TV

>bus slamming into car does nothing to car but flips bus 30 times, killing nobody

>somehow magically knows who everyone involved is

This is shit.


>wanting remakes/reboots



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Based razorfist gets it right again.

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Greatest human villan of an realistic horror kino.

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William Shatner.



Why does he wear the mask?



Those Travelocity commercials are getting weird.


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eh no


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What's the deal with leatherface? I mean he wears a mask made out of human skin so shouldn't they call him skinface?

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What is that letter?

Until she touches the box

I will never know


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The sound of one hand

Schlicking for our enjoyment.

Vanna, touch the box


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Curdled and sour

Once creamy and delicious

White ages like milk


Did Pat Sajack hit?

That bobbleheaded manlet

He probably did


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The most shameless plagiarism you can think

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> Super (2010)

> God Bless America (2011)

I had to look it up, I suspected Super was plagiarizing God Bless America and was going to say, "well at least they improved on the original".

Nope. Super is both older and better, so that makes God Bless America a pointless SJW rip off.




Everything a communist makes is pointless and derivative. Especially since they try to shoehorn in guns and the actually movie name is to be satire against decency.



Unless you are constipated.



>implying /tv/ isn't a slower cuckchan knockoff

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