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Looks like kelly c at least lost some weight.

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>no it's not

Maybe not here since this board is dead so can never die :D but it's definitely a slippery slope on reddi/tv/agina and /pol/: first mods start letting rules slide for certain anons they agree with, then they start downboating posts they don't like then eventually you wind up with a rock bottom meta shitfest like current year /b/. Likewise with banning an on-topic actress - even if she does look like a cross between Brundlefly and a zoom in taint shot from a 70's porn - sets an unnecessary precedent, a first domino leading to everyone reporting whatever they don't like despite basic common sense rules (no spam, duplicate threads etc) being followed. 8/tv/ was at its best when anons weren't sure whether the board even had a vol.



It's one thing to occasionally post pictures of Quasimodo when it's relevant; it's another to argue for no restrictions whatsoever.


Is it sad that /got/ threads are the only threads that make /tv/ bearable?


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That's what I'm sayin. Everything else over there is either pleb tier bait (muh drumpf bix blak cux xD) or barely literate autistic interrogatives folded into hanzo sword levels of irony to distract from any perceived curiousity. Like being an intellectual missionary in a colony of tourette's syndrome cursed halfwits. But yeah, at least the GoT breads still have a kind of distinctive charm melding meat & potatoes mysoginy with what can more or less pass for genuine narrative criticism. At least there's one island in the river of piss, could be more if the BO wasn't such a stupid fucking cunt.



People don't like to discuss television anymore.

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Looks like the cucks over at /tv/ are really feeling it now: They're deleting and banning anything that makes them look bad, while ironically letting the people killing the board go by unmolested. Join in with your ban badge and stories.


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>no activity

>dead board

>people are /tv/-tier retarded and think Roseanne Barr is not only a non-jew, but white and redpilled when she's talking about "evil antisemitism" forcing jews to lie, which is another lie


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She isn't a biological jew + there are plenty of real jews who have renounced their religion, consistently speak out against its evil and hence deserve an occasional atta boy. Brother Nathaniel is an obvious example but if you've never heard of Gilad Atzmon would recommend checking out his stuff.






Stanley Kubrick

Jerry Seinfeld

Norman Finkelstein



/television/ was fun while it lasted but nobody really wants to discuss anything movie or television related. at least this board gave us /strek/ though

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Always thought they should have made a james bond movie just to have this as its theme.


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Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is to do what your parents did: get a job, sir. The bums will always lose! Do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!


Yeah well you know that's just like your opinion man.

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Powers Boothe dead at 68


For those of you who don't know who he is, Powers Boothe appeared in such varied TV shows and Movies as 24, Deadwood, Agents of SHIELD, Nixon and Sin City

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She will always be the girl from dirty rotten scoundrels


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John G Avildsen RIP. Directed

>Rocky 1 & 5

>Karate Kid 1 & 3


>Lean on Me


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Martin Landau RIP



Saw that. Didnt even realize he was still alive.



That was my reaction, too.

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Beranton Whisenant, federal prosecutor who was investigating Debbie Wasserman Schultz. Media is of course calling pure cohencidence and "fake news."

>A new conspiracy theory has captivated the far right, potentially replacing the heated interest in last summer’s murder of Seth Rich, an employee of the Democratic National Committee who was fatally shot as he was walking home from a bar in Washington, D.C. Though law enforcement officials say he was the victim of a robbery that escalated horribly to violence, self-styled internet investigators have insisted he was murdered by Democratic operatives for leaking emails that harmed the presidential campaign of Hillary Clinton. The theory, which has virtually no basis in fact, was most prominently supported by Sean Hannity of Fox News, who is said to have nearly lost his job over the matter

>Earlier this week, however, the far right found a new subject for its feverish theorizing, a young Florida federal prosecutor who, some are insisting, was murdered because of his role in an investigation involving former DNC head and current South Florida congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz

>Locals found his body in the water. According to information provided to the Miami Herald by the Hollywood Police Department, Whisenant “may have suffered a head wound caused by a possible gunshot or other type of trauma.”



You're all retarded. Is this /tv/? Roseann is a jew herself, her show introduced homosexual degeneracy and wymyn power shit as it went on.



You're a perfect example of nu/pol/ retardation.



>go to /television/

>make real, factual post

>goon from /tv/ cries "muh nu/pol/"

Kill yourself.




Those other tweets are still pretty based though. As far as /tv/ goons ikr, notice how they only talk shit then disappear almost like they're afraid to debate on a board where their twatter chum isn't BO.

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Rate the last movie you watched.

The Accountant: 5/10

A literal autistic accountant employed by organized crime doubles as some sort of deadly one man army, that is, until a black woman at the Treasury department cracks the case.

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Casino 1995

I would rate it 7/10. They should have had an actual jew play the role instead of DeNiro. Everything just didn't have the same impact since I couldn't really feel the merchant in DeNiro. Otherwise the movie was ok, having watched other movies that do the life of some rag to riches person, this movie felt the same, especially as they all seem to have the same crazy rise and then sudden fall that involves drugs, police, and the mob.


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Finally finished this. The writing, photography, costumes and performances are all highest tier, no idea why it wasn't adapted to mini-series decades ago. Next to the Forsyte Saga easily the most epic tale of anglican cuckold catharsis ever presented. Will probably end up rewatching in a year or two.


Had less trouble buying Deniro as a kike than Pesci as some kind of imposing badass mighty mouse. At least in goodfellas they addressed the fact he was an insecure manlet with a chip on his shoulder, in Casino you're just supposed to accept an intimidating high pitched munchkin who beats cowboys with phones and stabs people to death with pens. Still a great movie though, always liked how Billy Bats got his revenge at the end with a bat.


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Tour de Pharmacy: 8/10

Only 40 minutes so not really a "movie" but still better than I expected, basically an extended funny or die video except actually funny. Had several low brow keks, a few chuckles and at least one guffaw.

Undisputed 4: 6.5/10

Probably the second best entry in the franchise next to 3, best final boss for sure. Meh. Junk food but can't knock the fight choreography.

Proof of Life: 8.5/10

Never get tired of this movie. Meg ryan looks like shit and david caruso's howdy doody in a leather jacket badass mercenary character is unbearably hammy but russell crowe performances don't get any better. Can't think of a better example of location filming adding tension to a story either, all around just a well scripted and capably executed movie. 2000 was a great year.




Fuck off back to /v/eddit you fucking nigger.


>talking is boring

Millenial spotted. Not enough "action and jumpcuts every five seconds when there's not a loud licensed soundtrack blaring at you for travel scenes" for you? Not enough CGI and fancy effects? A movie made in the 60s and earlier would probably provoke you to kill yourself.


There's nothing wrong with Arbys and it doesn't cause that reaction.


>trying to espouse the ideals of learning shit and muh marketplace of ideas

>while posting on a board about watching garbage that hollywood and television producers pump full of propaganda and shit out


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>while posting on a board about watching garbage

Not everything is garbage that's the point, most anons just prefer watching trash and then shitposting about it. A board where people recommend genuinely good films then watch and discuss them isn't meant to be, unfortunately.

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Let's give love to one of the most celebrated kino series that jump started the import car culture.

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Now we wait for torrents of the latest film.


Well started watching Fate of the Furious. Did they really try and get someone to replace Paul Walker?



Nah, as far as I can see that was just a load of shittalk concerning Scott Eastwood's minor at-best role. Maybe they'll have him cameo via archive footage/brother later on but for now he's completely off-limits.



For what purpose? We already know its shit.


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They should get jesse pinkman in there since everyone loves him + he already did a fast car movie.

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good sitcoms?

i've seen all of seinfeld and malcolm, whate else is there?

friends is shit

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You're def in the minority there. Alf was bad BECAUSE of the forced meme of puppets in live action shows. Dinosaurs was at least smart enough to make them look believable, even if the writing is somewhat dated.


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>Didn't Willy Tanner turn out to be a child molester or something?

No turned out he was a gay crack addict into homeless dudes.


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Only Fools and Horses, best sitcom programme even though the later episodes started to turn it more into a soap or drama kind of thing.


Night Court.

Drew Carey Show.

Early Roeseanne.



Sitcoms? Man the last good one was parks and recreation which is a docu-style sitcom.

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I would like to start this thread off anons by talking about a hidden sub-plot that nobody noticed or cared about in the Alien series of films but will be of much interest to anons. The reason why Weyland-Yutani wanted to capture the Xenomorph and their true endgoal.

You see Weyland-Yutani invented synthetic humans which were marketed as being the perfect companion to help you in the workforce. In reality Weyland-Yutani wanted to invent the perfect replacement for mankind, creating new life. The Xenomorph in the Alien series was a life form that was created and held the key to understanding how to invent new intelligent life. This plot was sidelined heavily but in the recent films set in the universe it has been revisited.

So in truth what Weyland-Yutani wants to do is invent the perfect waifu.


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So kind of also like the tyrell corporation, OCP, synthtank and the company that makes cherry 2000s?



Their motto is to build better waifus.

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>The better media board

>No Sam Hyde Thread

What's your favorite Samuel Hyde and Co.© hate crime? Ideas guy is pure kino, get educated you fucking shitlord.

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i don't think he's funny



Well, its unscripted spur of the moment stuff. Evidently he's got something going on in his life that is stopping his creative juices, and if I had to put a finger on it I would say its the woman in the video. Something about a man draining his nuts slows him down.



Did you not laugh though? Spit takes are the cheapest laugh you can get but his made me kek, the rest of the vid riffing as a guy yelling on the phone at niggers who want to rape his daughter was, again, low brow and cheap but it kept me smiling. He's kind of an acquired taste but not funny cmon now smh.


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it isnt meant to be funny. it's thinly veiled edge/racism/truth masquerading as comedy. angst driven teens like it because its edgy and borderline racist, which they are too chicken to be irl, so they pretend online and masturbate to hyde because he's doing it "for real".

basically its gurrl power-tier trash for beta males.


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i'm looking for something to watch while working out, preferably over 40 minutes per episode

i just finished the last kingdom and i'm about to start lucifer, anything else that hasn't been too popular but is interesting?

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Well worth a watch. The pilot sort of works as a standalone movie and in itself is pretty damn great.


The 90s The Flash series was good. Word of warning, the first episode is double length and even then still feels like the longest fucking thing to watch through.


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Get a Life was good if you can find episodes anywhere. It's Garry Shandling's show and Herman's Head was good early Fox too.



>last kingdom

Just watched the season finale, was saving it since now don't have anything good to watch. Kind of got the feeling they don't expect to do a third season since there was no cliffhanger.




I would pay any amount of money to see that movie. **Also, for a show about a whiny kike, "Northern exposure" was very decent. If you like bong tv, try either "Keeping up appearances" was good if a bit dry humor, and "Coupling" was absolutely great until Jeff left the cast.

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Before it became Top Cuck

What is your:

>Favorite Presenter?

>Favorite Challenge?

>Favorite Special?

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Have we started the engine?





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Completely missed this.

Thanks Doc!


October ladies and /cuteboys/ the engine revs!


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If you could erase one movie from history, re-write the script and then get all the credit for coming up with the idea what would it be? I'd go with Unbreakable.

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>pussy ass men like you I have to deal with on a normal basis

Are you a bouncer at a renaissance fair?


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The Breakfast Club, (have recently rewatched it which is why it's the most detailed).

>get rid of the sterile filter the movie has

>keep the theater-style production and acting but tell the actors to treat it like a movie (you can tell in the subtleties the acting is off)

>include most of the deleted scenes because the movie is missing a lot of characterization to paint them as their stereotypes especially Allison and Brian because Allison came off as an attention whore instead of a broken loner, and Brian was overworked instead of a doll to his parents

>change the ending where Allison doesn't go for Chad's cock carousal and doesn't get a full-on makeover

Alien 3.

>new monster and characters or continuing the adventures of Ripley and friends

Fight Club.

>follow the book closer but tweak it to keep in the movie's ending


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It's a bit sensational for sure, but I just wondered how sick it would be if I did Dr. No and became the father of James Bond, thus taking control of the whole damn show and making the perfect franchise in the process.

If I could sufficiently convince Connery that he'd get whatever the hell extortionate amount of money he'd demand from it, I'd go through with an 8 year/picture deal (might need a gap later on considering the production years of the cars I mention) that trims all the fat off the franchise into the bare essential order below, with Aston Martin being the sole vehicle provider from the start and showcasing a new model each film, along with updated gadgets and other cool shit:

>Dr. No DB Mark III (it's the car Fleming had in mind for the films originally)

>From Russia With Love DB4

>Goldfinger DB5

>Casino Royale DB6 (snap it up before Orson Welles embarrasses his legacy, adapt the '06 story for a 60s audience)

>Thunderball DBS

>OHMSS V8 Vantage

>Live and Let Die Sotheby Special by Ogle

>The Spy Who Loved Me Lagonda, literally a 4 door Esprit from the future

Shit would be The Beatles of the film industry, rather than The Rolling Stones it eventually turned out as.



the only people who look down on reloaded are retards with short memories who rewatch that fight in the park and say shit like "wow dated CGI Bro"

as if it wasnt the greatest moment in movie action history. Well that and that underground orgy. ughh.



>fight in the park

I remember getting goosebumps in the theater when agent smith said "more". Everything in that movie was underrated up to and including the scene with the architect.

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I wonder how badly they going to fuck this up considering how badly they fucked up Suicide Squad and Batffleck vs GaryStuMan?

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>I take it was truly shit then?

Can't say since I'll never watch the fucker. Was catnip for normalfags though, think it made close to a billion dollarydoos.



It finally went in the black after a couple weeks. The chinese still can't pick out the jew, I wonder what "the nose knows" translates to in the various chink speaks?



"Bamboo rat minds his nest."


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there's no link between popularity and quality you retard. Mcdonalds is trash and consumed constantly. same goes for movies. I couldnt even withstand the first 15 mins of that movie. so much girlpower bullshit jammed in, it felt like i was drowning in used tampons.


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take a lesson from what happened to RLM. these guys know how the game is played. you court controversy from both sides to garner more views, cuz views EQUALS $$$.

say it with me.

VIews = $$$

google is pressing them harder with less ad revenue, so more and more ppl are falling in light to get back on the gravy train.

they are going to say what is going to keep the lights on and the fridge stocked. if u want to hear someone speaking truthfully, why dont you start talking more and typing less?

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