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 No.298000[Reply]

It's that time again, where MtG releases a trickle of cards that are unplayable outside of standard, and print one card that warps the format for modern.

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 No.302848

>>302842

>as well as all the nonwhite humans in planes based on white cultures.

>Greeks

>Romans

>White

Jokes aside I couldn't care less of a black guy in MtG but the whole SJW pandering has turned even a beloved card game like MtG into a battlefront for political correctness.

>canonically autistic Narset

Ayyy lmao that one was pretty funny though.

>the lesbians in Return to Innistrad

I did not know of these.

To be honest I would rather keep it that way too.


 No.302881

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 No.302914

>>302838

>>302848

I haven't played MTG since Shadowmoor (started at the beginning) and this is partly why. Aside from mythics, power creep, and 'walkers, the fucking players are so often these smarmy fedora'd douchenozzles or else they're wimpy, overly effeminate types. I can't imagine caring about the gender of my cardboard creatures, or being such a sad waste of life that I'd care about whether the guy i turn sideways is a boy or girl. Both sides of the "SJW" fad are pathetic, kinda like modern Magic.


 No.302968

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>>302914

>Caring about the playerbase

>Not caring about the cards and their lore


 No.302992

>>302848

I can't wait for them to do a Norse plane so we can see trans black bisexual Thor.




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 No.302063[Reply]

Because we havn't had one in a while, and it's important we unleash our Necromancy Hijinks, horrible vile deeds that earn their place in Vecna's Book of vile darkness and boast about our skelefrags of pitiful worms beneath our feet.

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 No.302677

>>302674

Feminism. They brought that shit we all know as "moralism" Goebbels warned about and brought up the age of consent to ruin birth rates, and healthy births at the behedsts of their zionist masters, following that world-wide culture scare that gave birth to all the modern "child protection" acts and services we know today, from an incident involving a British girl tied to a bathtub or somesuch, and the teachers doing nothing about it.

>>302653

Nope, Necromancers consist of the kind of people who would be Zionist elite Podesta tier shit but for Orcus Worship over here. /tg/ being full of Oldfags waifufags, and history and mythology buffs would be up to the neck in Warlocks, Clerics, and Sorcerers.

Most of our clerics would consist of Ogdoad/kek worshipers, boarding taosisects, but in truth the bulk of our clerics would be waifufags, because waifu dedication would actually manifest as faith in the D&D cosmology, and the abyss would end up flooded by Youkai, and what amounts to a cultural revolution as a blood war erupts over waifufag holy wars and the like, Just imagine the Impact of a Pokemon, Touhou, or Evangelion waifufag craze would effect the planes, and you get my point, anon idolization of fictional universe would fuck shit up something fierce, provided we weren't already worshiping existing deities, it's quite the expansive subject.

/x/ may get to be Psions, but if that happens, shit will go fullbown slaanesh with thrallherders out the ass. They'd be mostly filled with easy to die tryhards who know fuckall about dick

Warlocks belong to our savvvy rules lawyers or nutjobs who intend to become outsiders, Sorcerors are in effect people who maty default between all of the above and none because they have asperger's syndrome and do that thing they do with expressional hand signs, which is apt in spellcasting without effort, they'd be a build centric-sort because of sorcery limitations, but they'd be smart with it.

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 No.302683

>>302677

To think normalfags wouldn't exist anymore and we would all be royalty with underage harems if it wasn't for the jews, nice to see a fellow robot.


 No.302714

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>>302674

Most likely causes are

a) better nutrition [the body can grow and mature faster, hence earlier onset of menstruation],

b) less stable family units [girls with divorced parents IIRC have their menstruation earlier, presumably due to increased stress and the implicit biological drive to reproduce faster]

c) different work fields [Women became part of the active non-domestic workforce, and you need to spend more time getting a proper education because no-one needs an illiterate idiot for manual labor anymore]

d) Higher life expectancy and thus lower incentive to marry early

>>302677

>/2hu/ actually could turn their waifus into goddesses.

So long as Mamizou becomes the equivalent of the mythological trickster character, I'm okay with this. Death already is covered by Yuyuko, Hecatia rules the Underworld, and America actually gets its own Athena in the form of Clownpiece.


 No.302941

>>302714

Only issue Yuyu has is the fact that There is no guarding force against a simple casting of an animate Undead on her unprotected corpse to drag-her into a horrible nightmarish lucid half-life between a half-resurrection and her ghost state as a zombie to the whims of a Necromancer who abuses her ability left and right.


 No.302991

>>302941

Isn't her body interred under the Big Tree of Fort VS Death?




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 No.285047[Reply]

or "Why dwarves should not take a bath"

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 No.302928

>>302927

Yeah, you aren't missing much

>A man is stabbed by a robber on the run after pushing his coworker and his coworker's new fiance out of the way. As he lays dying, bleeding on the ground, he hears a voice. This voice is strange and interprets his dying regret of being a virgin by gives him the [Great Sage] unique skill! Is he being made fun of !?!

It's an othe goddam Isekai manga that has an interesting concept but turns into "DBZ in a fantasy setting" far to soon.


 No.302944

All that isekai manga reminds me of that tg story about modern people dropped into fantasy world and forced to adapt and eventually become adventurers with Priestess ascending to Godhood.

And

Harem Knights

Lord almighty both tgs would hate Harem

Knights now


 No.302947

>>302944

What happened with Harem Knights? I remember when it was just starting out, and all I've read about it since is that everyone hates it.


 No.302978

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>>302947

As I recall, it started with a generic writefag premise that's pretty familiar: Modern day fa/tg/uys dropped into a fantasy world. So some guys start talking about the things they could do to establish a settlement with their modern knowledge.. And then the waifufags moved in.

Right around this time, waifu-oriented quests were becoming popular and numerous. Every quest where something female was mentioned was met with countless anons insisting they romance it and try to fuck it. Harem Knights was no exception. Someone introduced some neighboring Elfs.. and then a band of catgirls.. and then anons started talking about how they wanted to romance the elfs and catgirls and rub their ears…

It spiraled out of control as each participant in the threads ended up with a harem of assorted fantasy and monster girls that were deeply loyal to the fa/tg/uys. From there, someone tossed in some HFY-type shit, and it was the super technologically advanced band of wacky, lovable Teegee Knights and their collection of waifus, just being awesome and everything and being the best because they were so much better than the fantasy cliches they surrounded themselves with.


 No.302990

>>302978

Anyone know if lewdquest has an archive?




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 No.302402[Reply]

We're all well aware that tabletop games have a level of flexibility, versatility, and adaptability that vidya can never achieve. Automation and ease of play are the big things that vidya has over tabletop, but there are

What are the things you feel that vidya can do that tabletop doesn't? What kind of inspiration can tabletop take from vidya?

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Two games come to mind

Solatorobo and Infinite Space, both on the DS.

Both games have an upgrade and customization system in the form of a grid where you arrange and place different shaped blocks onto a grid, based on the stuff you've unlocked or the type of ship you're building.

Something about this tetris-like upgrade/equip system just tickles my 'tism in the best possible way. No tabletop RPG does anything like this, to my knowledge.


 No.302931

>>302710

I'm talking in terms of this:

Instead of me playing a game and saying "I wanna hit him in the head with my hammer" and we go through a fucking novel's worth of rules to find the concussion table, I just tap the enemy's head on the app, roll for it (either in app or with dice) and it says what happens. It's the exact same outcome, only you saved 5 minutes of fucking around with a textbook.

You say it like maths isn't the basis of gameplay systems; like logical construction isn't what underpins them. That and you completely ignored me saying this:

>The benefits to meatspace games are that you can get far more abstract and subjective than a machine can, so if you want to run a game where victory is determined by "what makes the most sense?", "what made me laugh the most?" or "what is the most awesome outcome?" then that's the domain of humans.

Stop being autistic. You can use machines to make your lives easier and eliminate a lot of needless fucking around. Literally the only difference between a machine knowing the rules and me knowing the rules is time taken to get the same outcome. It's tabletop, I can tell the machine's rules to fuck off if I want, but for standard gameplay where I'm just throwing dice at a problem then yes, I absolutely want the calculator to calculate.


 No.302940

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>What are the things you feel that vidya can do that tabletop doesn't?

It has kinda been mentioned before but the one thing vidya will always do better is keep track of shit. Be it the HP of enemies, ammo, all sorts of modifiers or time.


 No.302942

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>>302917

Yeah, those systems are pretty cool. Megaman Battle Network 3 and beyond also does something like it.

It was cool in 3 that if you practice poor grid management skills, by not following the rules of placement, you can fuck Megaman up where he gets glitches/bugs.

What's also neat is, I believe how you build your grid will influence how Megaman upgrades/evolves, and if you run around with a glitchy Megaman you get a corrupted form that either gives you a good buff or a harsh penalty every battle.


 No.302989

>>302942

I got a bug where he always moves two spaces or something like that, and instead of looking at my grid, I just reset thinking it was an actual bug.

I only found out much, much later it was a feature of the game.




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 No.294062[Reply]

>nothing on the bloody battlefields of Warhammer’s conflict-ravaged universe could match the terrible reality that foxes, minks, rabbits, and other living beings experience at the hands of the fur trade.

http://archive.is/sPKWa

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 No.302970

>>302964

The only mention of them that I recall since then is from a CS Goto book, so I wouldn't really consider that any sort of canon.


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>>302964

>>302970

Eh, I don't know, The Chapter's Due apparently had a minor character rumored to have Eldar blood in her veins, and that was 2010.


 No.302979

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>>302937

Dont forget they have 0% body fat.

Look at the xeno, look at it and feel disgusted!


 No.302986

>>302979

This coming from an Inquisitor subverted by Necrons, mind.


 No.302988

>>302986

Wasnt the author or xenology a crazy magos biologis?

Thats where the thing about the eldar's ears come from.




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 No.302713[Reply]

>>290196 has hit the bump limit, so it's time for the next thread.

Did a whole bunch of new entries last time, but I feel there's a whole lot more to go. Should I focus on doing those I've missed or should I try something else? Perhaps more World of Darkness, or a different game? Hell, maybe try some lewd Cybeprunk 2020?

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 No.302951

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 No.302981

>>302896

>>302896

>Her reward to be used as contented breeding stock

Anon..

No humanoid Mother survives siring Scum, they literally tear themselves out of inseminated surrogate.


 No.302983

>>302981

Maybe he headcannoned it so that the mother survives the birthing process.


 No.302984

>>302983

At best, that's got to at least require a System shock save to not get torn apart because something-something magical stretchy stomach bulge Elf pussy, and then a SAN check on the Lords of madness Table to not go nuts from the Eldritch hormones and chemicals in her system from start to term, and the bonding effect, Aboleth Mind dulling aside. That's some top level stress there.

Water temperature might also be a thing, and we have the whole internal damage and heal checks to stop bleeding also.


 No.302987

>>302983

That I did, though admittedly without the knowledge of >>302981 . One of my fetishes is non-fatal pregnancy, thank you very much.

>>302984

Well, I did have it in mind for the Aboleth to reform her body to better suit the role. Stretchiness, more cushioning, As for madness, you got me there. She's definitely not going to be same, even with the Aboleth calming her down.




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 No.302840[Reply]

I'm a mostly new Keeper to Call of Cthulhu (7E if that makes a huge difference). I did The Haunting with some friends. And I'd like to know some more recommended scenarios or campaigns for beginner-intermediate Keeper/Players

 No.302985

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>>302840

I recommend Dead Light, I am also a rather new Keeper, but this scenario runs really smoothly.




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 No.302890[Reply]

Continued from >>287585 and >>294726

Looks like the rules are going to be retooled for the next edition:

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/03/23/warhammer-40000-news-from-adepticon/

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 No.302965

>>302962

Oh shit, you're right. I hadn't even thought of that. So not only do orks get to swing first if they charge, but taking huge mobs of boyz might no longer a detriment. Maybe they'll even get a new codex that doesn't suck.


 No.302966

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>>302965

WE'Z GONNA BE BOSS OF DA TABLE AGAIN, BOYZ!


 No.302973

>>302965

New mob rule could maybe be something like getting extra saves or even ignoring morale inflicted wounds. Just as long as the units don't start breaking all the time when not in combat.


 No.302977

>>302973

What about something like what the skaven have, where the more boyz in a unit, the better your leadership is? Maybe something being Fearless or some other leadership buff.


 No.302982

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>>302977

I really like what the Space Odin fandex did; just giving the option to use the number of models in the unit in place of the LD stat.

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Codex_Orks:_Space_Odin_Edition




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 No.285346[Reply]

Old thread hit 500: >>262974

Because sometimes you don't want to toe the party line. Who are your favorite Antitribu?

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 No.302787

>>298800

DUD I am listening to this for 2 days


 No.302830

>>302779

Pretty much every game line in the Old World of Darkness has a date rape power:

- Vampires have Dominate

- Werewolves have a whole slew of mind control things

- Mages have the Mind Sphere, allowing you to not only rape them but have them think that it was their idea and that they always loved you

- Wraiths can possess people to force them to have sex

- Changelings have the Aphrodisia Art

- Hunters have it more difficult, but they might be able to pull it off with the Mercy Edges

- Mummy… well, I don't know a lot about Mummy

- Demon has the Lore of Longing

There's quite a few in the nWoD as well.

>>302782

>wait, up to their level? well is a surprise the plane is not broken before the exalted come around.

Up to their level or 4 dots, whichever is lowest. Not that it really matters, since the max is 5 dots.


 No.302854

>all these fools discussing how faes are ayys

>not seeing the light of jacques vallee and realizing that ayy are really fae

On a related note, in a mage setting, could fervent enough 40k fanboyism make you immune to fuckin xenos, or do you have to believe it's reality and not simply *believe* or deeply understand the principles?


 No.302959

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>>302646

>>302735

>>302681

we can agree Luther Strode is exalted.

but is Hellblazer doable in Mage the awakening?


 No.302975

>>302959

It is. By a wide margin. Although I think Luther Strode could be Slasher as well.




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 No.302849[Reply]

Does 8/tg/ hate Kender? Or is it something that was left behind in the exodus?

Only asking for research purposes, not looking to make a character for an upcoming game.

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 No.302935

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Yeah here at the "what the FUCK" part, that's what I meant.


 No.302963

Can we talk about Discworld goblins?

>yeah, they're filthy and unlikeable, BUT YOU HAVE TO LOVE THEM OTHERWISE YOU'RE EVIL RACIST

>and they make beautiful things for no reason, to guilt-trip you into liking them

>and let's take features from the other races and give them to goblins to further prove how wonderful they are

>and one of the characters, who was previously mostly pacifistic, will kill shitton of people because THEY'RE RACISSSS AGAINST GOBLINS

>and do you remember how several previous books mentioned that dwarves and Vetinari are going to build some large and important underground project in Ankh-Morpork WHOOPS NO FORGET THAT, GOBLINS WILL BUILD SUBWAY INSTEAD, AND THEY WILL BUILD IT TO SMUGGLE GOBLIN SLAVES OFF THE PLANTATIONS, GET IT, GET IT, IT'S UNDERGROUND RAILROAD


 No.302967

>>302849

>Kender

Try ((Vistani))

Van Richten is a omnicuck


 No.302971

File: 368bbaa6c01d5cb⋯.png (159.29 KB, 1492x633, 1492:633, A weapon to surpass kender….png)

Pic related finally relevant.

>>302963

I thought Prachett said something like (when he was questioned on race issues in his books):

> Nothing like that happens in my stories since white & black team up against green.


 No.302974

>>302967

He probably said it before he turned dwarves into wypipo on steroids who act like muslims. Also when actual green appeared, it represented the black, in a most ham-fisted way possible. Honestly, Thud, Snuff and Raising Steam are the worst Discworld books, and it should be probably attributed to his deteriorating mental health. Good thing he burned all his unfinished material before death instead of giving it to Rhianna.




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 No.302199[Reply]

Oh no! You've activated the security robot!

Quick use a logical paradox to disarm him!

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 No.302647

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anon…


 No.302659

Dice rollRolled 20 (1d20)

The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.


 No.302672

File: fc91509a916227e⋯.jpg (41.21 KB, 349x320, 349:320, 1454444482217.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 12 (1d20)

>>302275

>>302227

>roll initiative so I can shoot these before the robot


 No.302678

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date me, giant robot


 No.302972

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>>302361

>implying you need a special staircase




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 No.300349[Reply]

ITT: Songs that make you think of your group/players/GM.

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 No.302783

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I've known most of them since middle school, and I don't think they've matured a day since then. "Group" is used loosely here, as I've only ever attempted to play with them two or three times but have since just gave up for many, many reasons.

They're all I have at the moment, but not playing at all is preferable to these assholes. Dear God, please end my suffering.


 No.302913

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>A cloud of fine-grained flour fills the room

>FIREBOLT

>"We'll climb in through the windows 15ft up and think of a plan from there!"

>everyone falls on their asses trying to get to the window or come down from it

>the stairs collapse into a ramp. you slide down and land prone in the room below

>amidst all the brown mushrooms that now surround you, a violet one stands out. a similar colored tentacle is coming towards your face

>"i lick it!"

>your tongue starts to rot at the touch

>the ranger recognizes the 10 bat-like creatures resting on the ceiling above the party as stirges

>ranger: everyone keep quiet so you don't wake the

>sorcerer: WHAT!?

>stirges awaken


 No.302955

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I'm about to embark on a new campaign; most of the group meet tomorrow night to agree on a system, and they'll probably all create characters.

I expect lots of drunk antics, a few darkened alleyways with jumpscares, and by golly I'm going to shoehorn talking equines into the thing.

It will make no sense in retrospect, whatsoever.

Wish me luck, /tg/. Have some barrels for your laughter.


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He's a literal faggot, but a nice guy anyway.




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What's some good /tg/ podcasts that aren't pozzed to hell? I'm looking for some new stuff to listen to while I work on a large painting project and don't feel like having to deal with people whining how problematic Warhammer is for only having male Space Marines.

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>>301655

>Pathfinder

You're right. I had to kick a long time friend who only has Pathfinder experience from my game this morning, because he insisted on at least one combat encounter per session and he was bringing everyone else down. I'm probably still gonna listen until it actually comes up in the game, because I have nothing else to listen to on my eight hour shifts.


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>>301659

I understand the mentality and the reasoning behind cutting certain companies and groups out of the privilege of your attention, viewership, and money.. but sometimes, it just doesn't matter enough to deny a couple youtube views to some podcast or youtube channel that doesn't actually have a huge reach or any influence.


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>>301648

So, I kept listening, because I have nothing else to listen to right now. The guy who gave the speech on patriarchy suffered a character death and came back with a teenage, female, fetchling, magus who has no social awareness and a backstory about her and her father being planes jumpers, which elicited an actual groan as I was listening. They later went on about Trump, 9/11 truthers, and racism. I'm not particularly political, but the smug, leftist, wank session was too much to handle.

Despite being run by a whiny Jew who literally begs for money, Beer and Battle is the least despicable podcast I've found, which was thanks to you guys.


 No.302933

the adventuring party is an Irish podcast, good shit.


 No.302950

Dump Stat is pretty good. The hosts discuss different aspects of rpgs and things that usually come up when playing them, like horror, inter-party conflicts and dungeon crawls, and relate them with things that have happened/are happening in their Pathfinder campaign. They also run a different podcast more focused on video games and other media and laughing at stupid shit sjws say and do.

>>289240

Going further with this dead idea, rolling for the game to play could be done at the end of the podcast to allow everyone or at least one or two people to get familiar with the rules.




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Just finished this and it was pretty darn good. Any other series like it? I ordered the next 2 books in the series.

Also /tg/ book thread.

>what have you been reading

>what did you read last

>what do you think of them

>what do you want to read next

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>>298602

I liked them


 No.302673

Why is /tg/ so pleb?


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>>302673

>people who have a hobby that involves creating stories in primarily fantasy and science fiction settings read primarily fantasy and science fiction stories.

Who woulda thunk it.


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>>302835

>reddit formatting

No shit? That's not what I meant.


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>>290094

Chronicles of Amber/ Great Book of Amber is good stuff, worth the 1k pages or so to read all of it.




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