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 No.771455[Reply]

>If I didn't have my movies I'd be nothing

What did he mean by this?

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 No.774199

>>773922

I said ritalin to refer generally for the "medicine" of the "disease" of ADD. (There are other videos where he refers to his "disease" and the "medication") I wouldn't be surprised if they took (and still take) adderall or other amphetamine products.


 No.775141

>>772306

FUCK HIS GF WITH A BBC


 No.775144

>mfw people still act like he didn't uncuck himself

He survived:

- shrill feminists and media slander

- mike's G'W'C posted on twitter

- mike's racial humour comic strips


 No.779828

>>775144

But he still can't make movies


 No.779830

>>775144

But he still can't make his wife stop fucking other men




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 No.779170[Reply]

>from 100 million dollar films to it ain't me youtube videos

JUST

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 No.779267

>>779264

>the inconsistency

the visual effects inconsistency


 No.779272

Did bloomkamp direct this one? the first one they released was pretty decent


 No.779274

>>779176

You realize that they are playing caricatures right? Post irony?


 No.779405

>>779170

So a Vietnamese Dr. Manhattan who got created by grief instead of technology.

Fucking lame.


 No.779829

File: 5800491f54abc84⋯.jpg (56.31 KB, 551x400, 551:400, apartheid is always good.jpg)

>>779173

Like we need another apartheid apology.




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 No.779588[Reply]

JAPs getting BLACKED when?

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 No.779735

File: 03f1b8e2b952e95⋯.jpg (32.22 KB, 530x298, 265:149, howardheader.jpg)

>>779588

>disease is racis


 No.779806

>>779706

Don't worry. The chinks are gonna colonize and ethnically cleanse Africa. They're gonna chop it up and suck the marrow out of Africa's bones. Until a few generations the Asian jew mixes are gonna tell the chinks that they are oppressive, and all this shit starts again


 No.779807

File: e554cbdf8ef0b47⋯.jpg (20.06 KB, 460x288, 115:72, mugabe laughing.jpg)

>>779588

>no zimbabwe


 No.779812

>>779697

Sooutheast Asians (and to some extent South Asians) are literally Asia's niggers so I'm not surprised they never even tried copying the Japs' shit.


 No.779827

>>779588

>(BESIDES AMERICA)

What did she mean by this?




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 No.779714[Reply]

I've never seen anything like this before.

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 No.779820

File: 4bc13a99bb56a34⋯.jpg (26.91 KB, 500x322, 250:161, 1492304165555.jpg)

>>779728

>le violent but PROFESSIONAL thug


 No.779822

File: 38b65d6ddb09a69⋯.jpg (84.83 KB, 634x775, 634:775, vegan bobblehead ayyy.jpg)

>>779820

He's not a thug, he's an idealistic vegan.


 No.779823

>veganfag gets frustrated and starts trying to force his nonmeme again

This is funny in a sad way


 No.779825

>>779714

is that antifa


 No.779826

>>779823

The movie is literally about vegans and the meat industry.




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 No.779700[Reply]

What are some good dance battle kinos?

i already watched Step It Up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD4g3YiD1ig

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 No.779746

File: a48bf0a7c9120ab⋯.jpg (46.42 KB, 350x500, 7:10, dead niggers.jpg)


 No.779785

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 No.779786

No such thing. Dance battle movies are gay.


 No.779803

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 No.779824

La la land.




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 No.778347[Reply]

What have you been watching lately

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 No.779645

>>779586

>Oh come on, it's super cute!

You're making me blush also stop being so gay please


 No.779747

>>779547

>the soviet slut is a qt, though

Yeah, I was looking at her, and after the post was made, then I've realized she isn't a Nazi


 No.779799

>>779384

why?

sort yourself out if you like that

fuck i wish you didnt post that its fucking rank


 No.779819

>>779799

fuck you

don't judge me


 No.779821

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 No.775789[Reply]

Which actress do you want to see BLACKED?

me, pic related

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 No.779098

File: 7379c4a1169df82⋯.jpg (44.31 KB, 500x208, 125:52, ugluk.jpg)

>>778876

>They are not for eating. Saruman wants the alive and unspoiled.


 No.779447

File: 25df206808c62bb⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 4200x2795, 840:559, gal-gadot.jpg)

>>775789

Gal Gadot


 No.779478

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>>778915

Asses can be fat without looking like shit.


 No.779508

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>>778906

>Felicia Day

>ugly

Lies. All lies.


 No.779817

>>778874

only low-test nu-males don't like a bit of cellulite on a nice, fat ass

>>779478

that's not really a fat ass, and has a weird shape to it, the asscheeks are too "short" and don't have enough sag to them.




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 No.779814[Reply]

it's happening

 No.779818

File: f44771bd6b6128f⋯.png (350.08 KB, 827x1039, 827:1039, 56b830f69d81eb480313101f5b….png)

>ponies




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 No.778593[Reply]

Best movie of the year. 10/10

Meatcucks BTFO

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 No.779708

File: c4769c63b093116⋯.webm (5.69 MB, 1280x536, 160:67, animal magic.webm)


 No.779712

Vegans are food.


 No.779764

File: 6879c5f6453bff7⋯.png (137.64 KB, 350x350, 1:1, carlos.png)

>>779632

neither did she


 No.779781

bump


 No.779813

>>779608

>nose ring

ruined it for me. I hate this stupid trend of women getting a bunch of piercings, it's nearly as bad as tattoos. I'm okay with dyed hair, in purely aesthetic terms, though




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 No.779801[Reply]

Who was in the wrong here?

 No.779808

>>779801

>more reddit wars

shit thread OP


 No.779811

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 No.779810[Reply]

Is this inspirationkino?



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 No.776908[Reply]

So yesterday round a mates we had a movie marathon and watched a whole bunch of films. They were all Hollywood and trashy but a couple I enjoyed. The others scored lower because they sucked and within the first scenes of introducing the main characters they all had subtle moralising themes about immigration. The common pattern was annoying to see because its obviously pushing an agenda.

John Wick and DeadPool where fun OTT shooters

However

(New) Ghost in the Shell

(Hilariously terrible) Jupiter Ascending

(Didnt watch whole way through zzz) Ant Man

All had this message. Major Kusangi was told that she had been rescued from a refugee boat when terrorists tried to blow it up.

Le chosen hotel maid in Jupiter Ascending is from a family of illegal immigrants, and straight away in Ant Man the protagonists' friend said his father had just been deported.

Its like so what? Is this really relevant to the main theme of the film? There could be better ways to introduce these characters but focusing on this issue felt like sheer propaganda.

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 No.779752

>>779673

>cyberpunk is real

Only total dimwits and politically illiterate nerds believe this and unironically spout such statements. Cyberpunk isn't unpopular for what it is, it's still deviantly prominent for an outdated sub-genre of dystopian sci-fi. Or more like an aesthetic aped from Bladerunner, because that's all cyberpunk really is after it stopped being just regular near future dystopian sci-fi written in the 80s.


 No.779758

>>779750

No it isn't, that's utter nonsense.


 No.779791

>>779752

Most of the defining cyberpunk themes and aesthetics aren't even in Bladerunner.

>robotic limbs and other cybernetic augments

>katanas and ninjas

>cyberspace hackers

>teams of criminals doing heists and shit

>rogue AIs

>corrupt corporations/governments (this was barely touched upon in Bladerunner)

I could go on, but you get the point. All of this stuff was in Neuromancer, but not in Bladerunner.


 No.779796

>>779791

>I could go on

No you couldn't. And if all that was integral to "cyberpunk", people wouldn't be calling fucking everything it.


 No.779809

>>779796

>And if all that was integral to "cyberpunk", people wouldn't be calling fucking everything it.

You're right that they're not exactly integral, but the definition of "cyberpunk" is often debated and there's no solid definition. Some people consider 1984 (which obviously was written well before the 80s) to be cyberpunk, while others have a more "purist" view on it. I'm somewhere in the middle of the spectrum, leaning more towards the purist side. Also, I think some things can be "more cyberpunk" and "less cyberpunk" than others, or can have some cyberpunk themes without really being a genuine cyberpunk setting.

You said that cyberpunk is just an aesthetic ripped from Bladerunner, so I was just contending that most cyberpunk stuff seems to take more from Neuromancer than Bladerunner, not that everything from Neuromancer is completely integral to all cyberpunk stuff. (and, again, I kinda disagree with what most people consider to encompass "cyberpunk")

I wouldn't describe the things I listed as "integral" to cyberpunk, but they seem more pervasive in cyberpunk (and also importantly, more unique to cyberpunk) than Bladerunner's themes/aesthetic.

With Bladerunner the main themes/aesthetics that seem to be used in other cyberpunk stuff all the time are:

>Rainy futuristic city (often with jazz music)

>Artificial humans, and questioning the nature of humanity/what makes someone "human" (and Bladerunner didn't really delve very deep into the philisophical part)

Though those things are important, and I like them just as much as the next cyberfag, that all seems like it's been largely filtered out of recent "cyberpunk" stuff, too, even moreso than the themes from Neuromancer.

Either way, regardless of how narrow or broad your idea of cyberpunk is, I still think that the themes and aesthetic from Neuromancer are more pervasive and integral to cyberpunk than the themes and aesthetic from Bladerunner.

Also, Neuromancer is often considered to be the first cPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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 No.779416[Reply]

CUCKLASA BTFO

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 No.779770

>>779679

>>779757

Agreed

It would have probably been smarter if this guy had done a Plinkett Space Cop review first, then people would have probably found it funny, instead, doing a review of a reivew comes across as pretty desperate. Plus Space Cop deserves to be ripped to shreds properly.


 No.779771

>>779739

I wonder if cuckchan is falling for this


 No.779795

RLM was always a bunch of faggots.


 No.779802

>>779770

His Plinkett impression isn't bad, and if George Lucas isn't gonna review Space Cop this guy might as well.


 No.779804

Hey OP, what made you think you're gonna be popular here by:

A. imitating this rlm reddit cancer

B.Samefagging like there's no tomorrow

cuckchan is that way




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 No.778783[Reply]

who could play the most influential person of the 21st century in a film?

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 No.779683

>>779649

I'm just saying, the smaller it is, the worst it will look circumcised


 No.779772

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Or perhaps he's wondering why a mentally ill jew would use a lip liner, which makes it look like it's been kissing dirty anuses for a week?


 No.779777

>Americans


 No.779779

File: 1275dcb004dab4e⋯.jpg (57.65 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1004.jpg)

>>779772

>Be Jew

>Family falls for your own memes

>They fuck your hormones up, because sure, kids can give consent

>Stuck with a prebuscent microdick

>Your titanic nose and tranny status drives everyone away from you

>The best you can manage is tossing the sallad of the niggers with lowest standard you can find, the kind who can't even find a pork mountain to fuck

>Forget to clean up after the last time

>Start recording a jewtube video to gather more shekels for surgeries


 No.779800

>>779779

now this is kino




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 No.779778[Reply]

/tv/ writes a classification system

 No.779780

+++ Awesome

++ Cool

+ Decent

| Meh

- Boring

– Cancer

— /tv/ Approved


 No.779787

FGBG - For Goys By Goys

OV - Oven


 No.779789

[C] Cunny

[K] Kino


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