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Raiders is kind of boring compared to Temple of Doom.

Also, Crystal Skull isn't any worse than any of the others.

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he's really into phallic symbolism, isn't he?

boy, the pretentious french faggots would have orgasmed at that scene



>phallic symbolism

You sir, are projecting.



>Raiders is kind of boring compared to Temple of Doom.

yeah okay fair enough.

*takes a sip of water*

>Also, Crystal Skull isn't any worse than any of the others.

*spits out drink*

*double take*







batons. sportscars. lightsabers.

no surprise he became bff with truck-penis symbolist Spielberg

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3x3 Thread

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What's each row/column supposed to be?

Boring, Overrated, and Pretentious?



I see your Kubrick and raise you a glass of french wine.



Haha, great post friend!

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Post AMV webms that always make you cry

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yes this is pretty much the only reason anything gets covered over there

they would try to fuck everything otherwise

I hear it's because they've been fucking their cousins for centuries


lol at the comment section

are all muslims twelve?



Cousin fucking for centuries is why they are low IQ morons who look funny. They have tons of disabled and retarded children because of this practice. The European countries have tons of disability problems because the shitskin muslims bring their retard cousin fucking babies up there.







>are all muslims twelve

Anybody who watches these blatantly fake staged prank videos are twelve.Some of them might coincidentally be muslims.

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>Budget of 100 million

>70 million from lionsgate

>30 million from krispy kreme

>70% of the movie already payed for by krispy kreme product placement ensuring profitability

Is this the future of Movies?

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It already turned a profit. And this is before it hit china.



The point is that (((movies))) can profit in more than one way and without audience participation as the sole source of income.


Krispy Kreme still exists?


Hasn't this been going on for a while? What's the difference between this and Transformers?


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What kind of idiot works at Krispy Kreme who thinks that a Power Rangers movie is the perfect advertisement vehicle to sink 30 million dollars into?

They would reach a much bigger and more retarded audience by investing into the next Transformers movie or something.

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This performance is like heroin to me.

I can't stop watching. I have masturbated to this performance over 1,000 times.

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Dr. Slump is one of my favorite comedy manga but fuck getting a tattoo of literal shit is fucking gross dude



>she's a fucking weeaboo

so definitely /ourgirl/, that's one of the prerequisites



Of all the hoes, I think the shitbag one is the one that most represents /tv/.

>its making bags of shit 24/7

>not related to actual /tv/ content

>holds meme political views for attention

>people just come inside because they have literally nothing better to do


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As have I OP, as have I.



The guy playing guitar has the best job in the world.

I wonder if they fucked.

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Have you seen the documentary Vaxxed? The Jews want to give your child autism for profit.

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>impotent rage is all libcucks have




leftypol managed to make trump kawaii?





Your memes are terrible, /leftypol/.


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>muh vaccination

Is this a burger thing? I can't think of any nation in the entire world where vaccination is a topic.

Are burgers just autistic or is it because your medical industry is so corrupt?


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What exactly is going on here?




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>Eating hard, dirt-soaked noodles from a potty

America, land of the yee

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They do realize aspiring to be like the Simpsons is a bad thing, right?

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>Implying Queen Fatass won't marry Yara for maximum SocJus points



>>you lived to see the day when zombies finally got stale

You know what pisses me off? I actually liked the zombie fad when it was good. A lot of gun companies were into gimmick zombie products. A lot were retarded, but shit like Hornaday Z-Max ammo was the fucking bomb. It was basically competitive V-Max quality rounds but cheaper with green tips and a flashy zombie box art.

I'm going to miss that type of shit. Fucking walking dead actually being an undying show.


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You were saying, nigger?





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Straight from the hbo go app

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So what makes Bond different than competitors like Bourne and why can't filmmakers pull that uniqueness off anymore? Spectre honestly felt like the movie equivalent of a funeral for the series.

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The old Bond movies had tonnes of Schmaltz and could go wacky and camp, where Rebond can't ever show a hint of a smile or a nod to it's own viewer. We don't have movies that are movies anymore, there all so caught up in "What if it was in the real wurld!1" that nobody bothered to ask if they should.



Fuck you, Jeff Goldblum.



Uhh, fuck you.



I get better dubs then you in my sleep



>muh royale

You have to mark an ending, even if a shitty one

A complete mess of an episode is still part of a series, unlike a non-episode of a long gone series, like a rehash or badly-made special, craiglover

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All hale jenny the queen of tv!

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>tfw too intelligent to prefer someone who literally smells like shit because the alternative is average looking


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what happened to her chin?



Already seen n fapped to those, I want to know if the video has any new shit I can use.

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How did this piece of shit get away with slapping a woman on camera and still be allowed to be president?



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If we take everyone on 8chan and form them into one person, it would be Mike matei. We are each others best friend. We are each others only friend. Just like James and Mike.

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She forced him to perform a vasectomy, leaving him unable to breed.



There's no excuses for how shitty you and James were at Comix Zone, Mike.


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Post the picture where she only got 2 out of 5 stars. lol

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Was it good? Is it Alien-level kino?

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When they said they mentioned instagram in the trailer I knew it would be trash.



Instagram is a normal part of people's lives these days.


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So what? It doesn't belong in a film, it will age like milk.


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The first hour of Alien is fucking maximum comfy

Also fuck you guys Ripley is cute



Nobody is debating her cuteness, retard.


LIFE is out now you dumb nigger, Alien comes out in May. Shit, by the time that hits theaters, this will be on bluray.

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umm, guys?


>Robert de Cucko

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