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File: 49509618ac659b9⋯.jpg (50.06 KB, 315x445, 63:89, Indy.jpg)

 No.695832[Reply]

Raiders is kind of boring compared to Temple of Doom.

Also, Crystal Skull isn't any worse than any of the others.

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 No.696336

>>696329

he's really into phallic symbolism, isn't he?

boy, the pretentious french faggots would have orgasmed at that scene


 No.696337

>>696336

>phallic symbolism

You sir, are projecting.


 No.696338

>>695832

>Raiders is kind of boring compared to Temple of Doom.

yeah okay fair enough.

*takes a sip of water*

>Also, Crystal Skull isn't any worse than any of the others.

*spits out drink*

*double take*


 No.696341

>>696338

>*action*

*cringes*


 No.696342

>>696337

batons. sportscars. lightsabers.

no surprise he became bff with truck-penis symbolist Spielberg




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 No.695790[Reply]

3x3 Thread

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 No.696032

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 No.696173

>>695790

What's each row/column supposed to be?

Boring, Overrated, and Pretentious?


 No.696311

>>696032

I see your Kubrick and raise you a glass of french wine.


 No.696343

>>696173

Haha, great post friend!




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 No.696340[Reply]

Post AMV webms that always make you cry



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 No.692856[Reply]

CRUSADED

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 No.696222

>>696220

yes this is pretty much the only reason anything gets covered over there

they would try to fuck everything otherwise

I hear it's because they've been fucking their cousins for centuries


 No.696224

lol at the comment section

are all muslims twelve?


 No.696226

>>696222

Cousin fucking for centuries is why they are low IQ morons who look funny. They have tons of disabled and retarded children because of this practice. The European countries have tons of disability problems because the shitskin muslims bring their retard cousin fucking babies up there.


 No.696235

>>696224

Mentally.


 No.696339

>>696038

>>696224

>are all muslims twelve

Anybody who watches these blatantly fake staged prank videos are twelve.Some of them might coincidentally be muslims.




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 No.696075[Reply]

>Budget of 100 million

>70 million from lionsgate

>30 million from krispy kreme

>70% of the movie already payed for by krispy kreme product placement ensuring profitability

Is this the future of Movies?

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 No.696195

>>696189

It already turned a profit. And this is before it hit china.


 No.696233

>>696195

The point is that (((movies))) can profit in more than one way and without audience participation as the sole source of income.


 No.696276

Krispy Kreme still exists?


 No.696307

Hasn't this been going on for a while? What's the difference between this and Transformers?


 No.696334

File: 054b12919a52a72⋯.jpg (30.64 KB, 200x160, 5:4, 1489325906984.jpg)

What kind of idiot works at Krispy Kreme who thinks that a Power Rangers movie is the perfect advertisement vehicle to sink 30 million dollars into?

They would reach a much bigger and more retarded audience by investing into the next Transformers movie or something.




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 No.692954[Reply]

This performance is like heroin to me.

I can't stop watching. I have masturbated to this performance over 1,000 times.

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 No.695969

>>695880

Dr. Slump is one of my favorite comedy manga but fuck getting a tattoo of literal shit is fucking gross dude


 No.695971

>>695880

>she's a fucking weeaboo

so definitely /ourgirl/, that's one of the prerequisites


 No.695984

>>695971

Of all the hoes, I think the shitbag one is the one that most represents /tv/.

>its making bags of shit 24/7

>not related to actual /tv/ content

>holds meme political views for attention

>people just come inside because they have literally nothing better to do


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>>692954

As have I OP, as have I.


 No.696332

>>696119

The guy playing guitar has the best job in the world.

I wonder if they fucked.




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 No.696211[Reply]

Have you seen the documentary Vaxxed? The Jews want to give your child autism for profit.

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 No.696271

>>696268

>impotent rage is all libcucks have

winning


 No.696273

>>696268

leftypol managed to make trump kawaii?


 No.696285

>>696268

>>696253

>>696248

Your memes are terrible, /leftypol/.


 No.696322

File: da4cc66dc8ca3aa⋯.png (539.58 KB, 733x826, 733:826, literally every anon excep….png)

>muh vaccination

Is this a burger thing? I can't think of any nation in the entire world where vaccination is a topic.

Are burgers just autistic or is it because your medical industry is so corrupt?


 No.696327

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>>696258

>thekikestuff




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 No.696294[Reply]

What exactly is going on here?

 No.696298

I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB


 No.696301

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 No.696324

File: d95e512e20f0091⋯.jpg (30.63 KB, 627x344, 627:344, d95e512e20f009105b35b9c7fd….jpg)

>Eating hard, dirt-soaked noodles from a potty

America, land of the yee




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 No.695323[Reply]

They do realize aspiring to be like the Simpsons is a bad thing, right?

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 No.696207

>>695498

>Implying Queen Fatass won't marry Yara for maximum SocJus points


 No.696240

>>695374

>>you lived to see the day when zombies finally got stale

You know what pisses me off? I actually liked the zombie fad when it was good. A lot of gun companies were into gimmick zombie products. A lot were retarded, but shit like Hornaday Z-Max ammo was the fucking bomb. It was basically competitive V-Max quality rounds but cheaper with green tips and a flashy zombie box art.

I'm going to miss that type of shit. Fucking walking dead actually being an undying show.


 No.696297

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>>695861

You were saying, nigger?


 No.696320

>>696297

>(((wikipedia)))


 No.696323

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>>696320

Straight from the hbo go app




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 No.696187[Reply]

So what makes Bond different than competitors like Bourne and why can't filmmakers pull that uniqueness off anymore? Spectre honestly felt like the movie equivalent of a funeral for the series.

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 No.696283

Schmaltz.

The old Bond movies had tonnes of Schmaltz and could go wacky and camp, where Rebond can't ever show a hint of a smile or a nod to it's own viewer. We don't have movies that are movies anymore, there all so caught up in "What if it was in the real wurld!1" that nobody bothered to ask if they should.


 No.696288

>>696283

Fuck you, Jeff Goldblum.


 No.696299

>>696288

Uhh, fuck you.


 No.696300

>>696299

I get better dubs then you in my sleep


 No.696319

>>696265

>muh royale

You have to mark an ending, even if a shitty one

A complete mess of an episode is still part of a series, unlike a non-episode of a long gone series, like a rehash or badly-made special, craiglover




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 No.696263[Reply]

All hale jenny the queen of tv!

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 No.696309

>>696306

DUDE PROGNATHISM LMAO!


 No.696315

File: 85e61b71e1e4977⋯.jpg (263.49 KB, 764x551, 764:551, intelligent chess.jpg)

>>696309

>tfw too intelligent to prefer someone who literally smells like shit because the alternative is average looking


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 No.696318

what happened to her chin?


 No.696330

>>696317

Already seen n fapped to those, I want to know if the video has any new shit I can use.




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 No.696313[Reply]

How did this piece of shit get away with slapping a woman on camera and still be allowed to be president?

 No.696316

based




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 No.695680[Reply]

If we take everyone on 8chan and form them into one person, it would be Mike matei. We are each others best friend. We are each others only friend. Just like James and Mike.

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 No.696161

>>695873

She forced him to perform a vasectomy, leaving him unable to breed.


 No.696183

>>696056

There's no excuses for how shitty you and James were at Comix Zone, Mike.


 No.696243

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 No.696256

>>696243

Mediocre.


 No.696280

>>696243

Post the picture where she only got 2 out of 5 stars. lol




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 No.695922[Reply]

Was it good? Is it Alien-level kino?

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 No.696216

File: 686442bd775e3f8⋯.jpg (340.79 KB, 1200x510, 40:17, alien14.jpg)

>>695922

When they said they mentioned instagram in the trailer I knew it would be trash.


 No.696217

>>696216

Instagram is a normal part of people's lives these days.


 No.696219

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>>696217

So what? It doesn't belong in a film, it will age like milk.


 No.696252

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>>696216

>>696219

The first hour of Alien is fucking maximum comfy

Also fuck you guys Ripley is cute


 No.696272

>>696252

Nobody is debating her cuteness, retard.

>>695927

LIFE is out now you dumb nigger, Alien comes out in May. Shit, by the time that hits theaters, this will be on bluray.




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 No.696232[Reply]

umm, guys?

 No.696245

>Robert de Cucko




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