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 No.1038[Reply]

Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

1. Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

2. Only the following filetypes are permissable:

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3. Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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 No.11751

>>11720

The banner function is still broken after the site hack.




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 No.57[Reply]

Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: [email protected]

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 No.11648

>>11646

>>11644

It seems to be working again after I posted in it. Don't know why this keeps happening, but if any more threads succumb to this fate let me know and I will fix it.




File: db52e0f2ffb4cd0⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 210x326, 105:163, dewgirl.gif)

 No.11893[Reply]

If you could turn your friend into a hot girl, would you?

Anyone else have trouble forming friendships after this commerical? I literally fantasized about saving my friend from being stolen by our chad friend.

 No.11894

>could turn your friend

>your friend

>friend

Even in your fantasy world I'm still fucking alone and still virgin


 No.11895

>friend

Shieeeet


 No.11896

No, because he still wouldn't fuck me.


 No.11898

File: 8f71c2e3fcbe3d5⋯.jpg (826.31 KB, 2933x3589, 2933:3589, disgusted zeruda.jpg)

>watching commercials

>having friends


 No.11904

What constitutes a friend?

do imaginary friends count




File: fc2291defc436f7⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1911441.jpg)

 No.10676[Reply]

This is the best I can find. Someone should make a Mega or torrent of all the best most depressing /v9k/ appropriate images.

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 No.11797

File: 5397100d91492a2⋯.webm (7.06 MB, 640x352, 20:11, deranged penguins.webm)

File: 81f2907ace038f0⋯.jpg (77.19 KB, 523x640, 523:640, whale.jpg)

File: 66c3d9c08e46799⋯.png (938 KB, 1210x3600, 121:360, the seagull.png)

animal feels boyos tbh


 No.11822

File: 6ebc7168bd75d67⋯.jpg (25.66 KB, 400x400, 1:1, feels badman.jpg)

>>11784

>mfw reading that


 No.11827

>>11825

>if I spam it then it will be effective

No one cares about fagcord, now go away.


 No.11882

File: d8d3e9bc42b8019⋯.jpg (134.52 KB, 260x372, 65:93, 5_Centimeters_Per_Second_p….jpg)

5 centimeters per second is probably the most depressing movie I ever saw and it reminds me how I will most likely end up if I ever get my college degree.

If you want a happy ending, you can watch "Your name" from 2016 instead. Similar story and also a masterpiece by Makoto Shinkai


 No.11903

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File: c4d63cd15b105f7⋯.jpg (158.3 KB, 500x4010, 50:401, IMG_1284.JPG)

>>10676

Really this whole short comic. Reminds me too much of my life and where it's headed.

>>11753

>>11784

Way to drop LittleBoy and FatMan , anon. I didn't need to be reminded of my likely dead Gmod+CSS buddy, whom had been afk for over 5 years.




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 No.11764[Reply]

Hey, anyone here know of a good, preferably free(due to shit financials), Japanese porn site? Something similar to asg.to, but with some more professional stuff thrown in. Rem cosplay as an offering.

 No.11765

File: 98e7ab6d6b91f25⋯.jpg (96.79 KB, 300x500, 3:5, 98e7ab6d6b91f2581e10d5797c….jpg)

>>11764

>3d

You are a shame to all of us. Repent


 No.11774

no but I remember sexix.net used to have javsd hd videos of jap/nip/chink porn, sometimes uncensored too


 No.11885

JavJunkies


 No.11902

>asg.to

Damn the site layout takes me back to early 00s




File: c9f6defdcf3fe83⋯.jpg (54.03 KB, 620x400, 31:20, helath food.jpg)

 No.11874[Reply]

Anyone here daydream about being really buff? I never exercise, but I wish I was swole.

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 No.11888

>>11876

>tfw I have your goal body

>tfw I'd rather be a bit bigger

Feels bad, man


 No.11891

>>11887

Bet you daydream of being a sororitas and smearing your period blood all over some grey knight boys. You faggot


 No.11899

I dream about socializing well with my peers and co-workers, not even being friends with them just not have them avoid me.


 No.11900

File: f55fc168e438e29⋯.gif (1.41 MB, 310x255, 62:51, butthurt bitch.gif)

>>11891

No, I daydream about butt-raping sore virgin losers like yourself, afu-fu-fu~ !


 No.11901

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm too depressed to actively daydream. I typically take 3 hours caught between sleep and wakefulness to finally drift off to sleep. I'm aware of being awake in my bed, but I'm dreaming as well. I remember today's dream.

I was in a Jacuzzi trying to get a girl to put my penis in her mouth. I was holding it and poking her in the mouth with it saying something like "Come on, suck it" Then it morphed to me fully clothed on my back in a puddle. It was raining hard, and the girl morphed into this thing that looked like a furry Ditto pokemon on my chest. It was small but heavy as fuck and I was trying to get it off my chest and it looked at me and said "Don't you wish you could let it go before it becomes too heavy to bear alone?" Then I woke up.




File: 4e7b9995f002f79⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1492180388382.png)

 No.11878[Reply]

Anyone else here seriously considering suicide?

I am completely broken - physically, emotionally, psychologically, financially -, life is hell so anything that comes after it is preferable to this unthinkable and unceasing suffering that I'm being forced to experience, so have been planning suicide for some time now, it's just that there is some sort of instinct telling me "don't fucking do it", there's this hopeful feeling holding me back, despite the fact it will only keep getting worse.

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 No.11883

>>11878

>>/suicide/

There's a board for that


 No.11886

>1st reply is a shitpost

>2nd fails spoiler

>3rd fails crosslinking

Are we being raided???


 No.11890

>>11886

It's just pol leaking all over the internet.


 No.11892

why kill yourself? being alive is better than being dead. At the least you should take people out in a rise of the betas incident. dont just kill yourself without affecting society first


 No.11897

>>11883

That board is dead, like it's users




File: 2b3d504bc2f1534⋯.jpg (126.57 KB, 580x903, 580:903, van.jpg)

 No.2117[Reply]

http://cytu.be/r/8chtvmovienights is a 8ch based cytube channel that streams exploitation movies, B movies and anything low budget and "so bad it's good". We host a movie night 3 nights a week where about 10 people (most from the /*9k/ community) hang out and laugh at bad movies and perky titties.

Stream starts at 11:00 pm GMT (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/gmt) Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and shows 1 or 2 movies at a time. If you want a later/earlier show then we're happy to do those if enough people ask.

Movie suggestions are welcome but must be a full movie on Youtube and can't be mainstream B movies. We're not looking for The Room, Troll 2 or anything featured by RLM. We've looking to find the gems people missed and to watch new movies together not rehash old ones.

The /v9k/ BO has been very welcoming to us and I would ask people not to only bump the thread for the sake of bumping it.

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 No.11725

>>11722

Just finished it. Anon's description if a pretty accurate summary of the first third or so of the movie.


 No.11729

Do those streams have subtitles?


 No.11752

>>11729

they are embedded youtube videos. You can enable subtitles if you'd like.


 No.11766

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GET IN HERE 100% niggaS


 No.11889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Want to watch this *NIGGAS*




File: ea3f39e6ee8f1a0⋯.jpg (304.41 KB, 630x775, 126:155, 1416554129090.jpg)

 No.11649[Reply]

When you become a wizard, is that it? Can you ever become a normalfag again? I feel too far gone to be helped. Even if I had the money and an attractive girl, i'd be to socially awkward to even know how to talk to her, none the less manage a relationship. And that's before she finds out I have no friends or social network. Even if I started right now, I would be the object of ridicule when they find out my age and virginity. This also extends to just normal people now to. I can't relate to them on any level. The only people I can feel at home with are christians, and even then I am a devout atheist.

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 No.11864

File: 2c521063710a649⋯.jpg (72.86 KB, 640x426, 320:213, The_Polesmokers.jpg)

>>11857

So baby pull me closer in the bathtub with the toaster, my life is such a chore, cause I don't want to get older


 No.11865

>>11663

fun fact: US soldiers go home multiple times for R&R during deployments that last over 9 months.


 No.11866

>>11865

I don't understand why you're getting at. Leave is a luxury. If it doesn't involve kebabs (excluding Kuwait), it's a deployment like you think it is. It's like calling sleeping in an RV by a man-made lake for 3 days a camping trip.


 No.11871

>>11863

>Well, I am a loser.

This is a given for anybody on this board, didn't meant to pick on you.

You should give goreshit a chance, most of his other stuff hits harder, but it will grow on you. He is a genius in my book.

Btw try listen to maedasalt for soft lolicore.


 No.11884

>>11866

no I was getting at the image. The homecoming soldier could have impregnated her when he was home on r&r during his deployment, and not jodie.




File: ac193bf155e9115⋯.webm (10.7 MB, 640x480, 4:3, alex jones TRUTH.webm)

 No.11668[Reply]

I think I have reached the end point of existence in that I am so lonely and I have sunk so far into the depths of loneliness that I can never recover (nor, even less plausibly, be recovered) and even going so far as to say that I have descended into a different dimension wherein my humanity is left behind in the normal/real world but I can never recover it, similar to Dark Souls where your soul is severed and left in a different "instance" which is a parallel dimension identical to the real one, and just so I feel like I finally managed to co-exist in a different mental plane but I don't mean a physical one like a greenpilled lunatic, no I mean simply a different worldview and state of mind that meshes together into itself to form a new lifestyle and mentality where the loneliness is so acute and has been so severe for so long that there is nothing left but a void, which thus renders any attempt at recovery or enjoyment or normalfaggotry or integration a worthless endeavour since nothing is strong enough to be capable of filling said void, just like throwing something inside a black hole won't close it.

So how was your day?

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 No.11724

>>11669

So either you are fucking with us or….now I have nothing to finish the sentence.

If this shit is true you better make a thread like the v9k'ler that fucked up with autisimo girl. (implying you are not the same guy posting)


 No.11835

>>11668

When a person burns there is a period of excruciating pain before the nerves in the skin are burned off and destroyed.

In the same way, the "end point of existence" is the point where you've been so entirely numbed by loneliness, isolation and rejection that you stop caring about anything. Treat everything with the same unfeeling apathy.

It sounds like you're at the point just before that. People who break before they're completely numb are the school shooters, or commit other acts of violence brought by their unbearable amounts of jealousy and resentment. People who are taken past that point are the true psychopaths, the sorts of people who have small huts deep in forests where they rape and abuse animals and children simply because they're in a state of emotional catatonia.


 No.11852

>>11695

>If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please say so.

so


 No.11873

File: f62e95496aa7bc4⋯.jpg (30.29 KB, 600x274, 300:137, Rose-tinted-Glasses-infoni….jpg)

>>11668

>greenpilled lunatic

Your so psychologically different than normalfags that your scope of existence is completeley foreign to theirs. aka: Your life is different than chads'

Here's a link explaining this phenomenon in full scientific detail:

https://thecasswiki.net/index.php?title=Realm

>t. greenpilled lunatic


 No.11879

>>11873

I'm not greenpilled.

>link

Thanks, I'll check it out.




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 No.4730[Reply]

We can now post three images at once. Celebrate this belated as fuck change with cute anime girls dump.

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 No.11789

File: c6376640f6e81ab⋯.jpg (164.42 KB, 850x1099, 850:1099, gakk23.jpg)

File: 98a433e019d7afb⋯.jpg (206.74 KB, 850x1205, 170:241, gakk34.jpg)

File: d84f569fc7def10⋯.jpg (171.07 KB, 850x1444, 425:722, gakk36.jpg)

I like her socks and her hair. I want to make love with her.


 No.11842

>>11777

>MANLY HOBBIES

>playing with tiny plastic puppets is manly

bruh


 No.11847

File: 7c7acf26ae2f7f7⋯.png (194.81 KB, 524x648, 131:162, too many.png)

>>11768

>>11786

she's mine you fucking faggots


 No.11856

File: 0e7e45f2e9c2d58⋯.png (19.67 KB, 364x469, 52:67, 2017-04-24 16_04_52.png)

>>11847

Impressive anon. I only save good artwork, porn and particularly cute screenshots, and I have hundreds of pics on just 262 mb


 No.11870

File: 2c83243da61ffa0⋯.gif (311.92 KB, 615x570, 41:38, button.gif)

>>11856

I just cut pretty much any picture of Sena I see from the anime

>14 de septiembre de 2016

>not even one year

plz keep your spic hands off my waifu thx




File: e499ded5622815a⋯.jpg (169.42 KB, 570x570, 1:1, 1481021660231.jpg)

 No.5557[Reply]

what is /v9k/ opinion on cartoons? and I meant cartoons not "Animation" in general… from stuff like Frozen and Zootopia to the Flintstones and My little pony?

Most people on Image board absolutely HATE them, and not even on containment boards like /co/ i find solace due to the constant Anime posters talking shit about MY hobbie.

I think it makes me a manchild or even a manbaby, therefore I am MORE virgin-like than most.

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 No.8722

>>5557

The last American cartoon I watched was South Park up until about season 15 when it turned into pure garbage.

I just prefer the directorial techniques, hand-drawn animation and art style in animu better, even if they do undertake a lot of budget-saving techniques such as shitty lip sync.


 No.11205

>>6005

What about people that DONT like Anime? I wouldnt mind to work on MLP.

I discovered Imageboards thanksto "3dpd" porn I always hated Anime, why is so hard to understand that some people, even if we are a tiny minority, just dont like it?


 No.11868

File: 5e79712f890a679⋯.jpg (22.11 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 5549505971932151.jpg)

File: f20992fdb09aba1⋯.jpg (56.17 KB, 341x468, 341:468, 11234.jpg)

Cartoons make me cringe because they're intended for children outside of the handful of good adult cartoons but I've been watching Beetlejuice and Invader Zim for obvious reasons.


 No.11869

File: 5f1f81ef4668a32⋯.jpg (22.45 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1463168820362.jpg)

>>11868

>forgot to spoil the pictures

Fuck my shit up, just post goth bitches.


 No.11872




File: 8a1d064ec0a918c⋯.jpg (34.61 KB, 600x545, 120:109, 885db67f861e73ab082e414fbb….jpg)

 No.560[Reply]

If this place was born from the burst pus bubble of /r9k/'s ass, which was born from the burst pus bubble of SJWchan /r9k/'s ass, then I guess I'll be the one to begin this necessary containment thread.

I'm not doing this for you fucking spergshits or nothing. Fuck you all.'

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 No.11800

>>11793

Cut your toenails short or they'll fall off when you walk downhill a lot. Isn't Austria densely populated? Can you go on hikes there and not meet thousands of tourists and other folks?


 No.11808

File: f8761150be4a334⋯.jpg (68.58 KB, 675x720, 15:16, 1468283883873.jpg)

>>11800

Thanks, I will keep that in mind

As for tourists, there are enough routes in which only a few people will come across. Sure, I won't ever be all alone for a whole day, but I don't mind that too much.


 No.11840

>>11790

>the only thing keeping me from this is a combination of laziness and the faint hope of eventually finding someone who cares

There's still a part of me that says "maybe you'll randomly find someone and not be alone anymore." Even though this has never even been close to happening. Seems about as likely as winning the lottery


 No.11858

>>11575

>You didnt tell anyone you tried right?

Of course not. Kept it very under-wraps thus far. Still keep trying though, although lately it's been more for relief than actual attempts.


 No.11861

>>565

this shit pisses me off. why does it have to be a shitty pozzed web-app instead of a genuinely free program?




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 No.11795[Reply]

I've been thinking about how much of a bad person I really am and it's been hitting me hard the past month.

>thinking back to high school 10~ years ago

>stop talking to one of my friends because I conflate his sensitivity and stupidity for being beta which he was but that wasn't why he was the way he was

>one day I stop talking to him and delete him off of social network and Steam because hanging out with him would slowly degrade me

>after a few days I then hear he started joking around about me but he was too pussy to actually go hard

>I expose around school that he asked me twice to ask a girl to talk to him again because he intentionally fucked it up because she wouldn't talk to him because all he did was do small talk or ask to play video games

>he and his posse of friends follow me to football ball while walking home

>starts going ape shit as much as he can saying how I'm rude and never wants to speak to me again

>spit in his face and keep on walking never looking back, didn't hear him continue to speak just gasps from his friends

>a few months after that one of my online friends who I played vidya with but wasn't very bright decides to start shit with one of my own friends whom I was bros with but eventually went insane and we drifted apart

>they're just making jokes about raping his girlfriend and how he's dumb

>I post his dick pic in the group chat because I thought it would be funny (long and needless story but it wasn't anything homosexual)

>he starts messaging me saying how I'm a faggot snake and that we were brothers and rot in hell, et cetera

I tried to be alpha while I was actually beta as hell, I didn't know anything of honor, valor, friendship, bonds, discipline, and everything that makes someone a good character. I swallowed these without the necessary requirements thinking it would make me better but if not chewed it has bad side effects and makes you a grunt and with Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.11833

>>11811

Why would you say low intellect board yet list anything but leftypol? Reported for faggotry kike


 No.11841

My parents say I'm rude and an asshole but I don't know if it's true.


 No.11855

>>11841

>parents calling their own child an asshole

That's p rude tbh.


 No.11859

>>11833

Confirmed butthurt /pol/nigger. Go over to leftypol one day and get btfo like every other /pol/nigger before you.


 No.11860

>>11859

>but muh feelings

>btfo

ok




File: 5f47862f58dc118⋯.jpg (301.99 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, tmp_5f47862f58dc1186a7fbbf….jpg)

 No.10964[Reply]

Why do women LARP?

Or more specifically, lie through their teeth.

You see it everywhere. Most apparent online but occurs just as much in real life.

You see their fake blogs LARPing a situation that never happened (e.g. my boss sexual assaulted me) . You hear their fake ass "stories" on jewtube (storytime stalker cancer). They simultaneously lie with no regard and yet have the audacity to act as life's victim when ousted as a crude charlatan.

I've read countless post by women who you can tell are lying. Lying on the internet; how much more pathetic can you be? And all that perpetuation of lies creates a circlejerk to where they have an undeclared contest of who can LARP the hardest. Which is now a even bigger thing thanks to normalfag social media sites and the ease to create narcissistic blogs of hubris. Hell this doesn't stop them in real life. I've overheard some roastie talking about how awesome her cop boyfriend is and how no one should fuck with her. Ironically enough my manager who is an ex cop saw through her facade when she failed to give even the most basic of identifying information about this boyfriend cop she talks so god damn much about. He called her out for her stupid lie.

She started to cry and demanded to speak to the regional supervisor to complain about fucking bullying. This roastie bitch even got 3 days of work off for emotional stress. Pitiful.

Anyone else share my sentiments?

I hate them for all their bullshit lying and LARPing. The worst part is some dumbasses actually buybthe memes and believe the LARPing women perpetuate. For if they don't lie , they don't have any self esteem at all.

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 No.11086

They love attention, and will do virtually anything to get it. Any female will tell you this.


 No.11850

File: fa4f71f060d3f4f⋯.jpg (52.44 KB, 680x680, 1:1, salty.jpg)

>>10964

If you could ever be a more blatant cuck, holy fuck

Kek'd real good, thanks anon


 No.11853

>>11076

Maybe they are superior liars to you and other sub 70 IQ specimens.

>implying cavewomen lived past 70

lmao nigger how dumb are u

>grandmother trying to guilt a 5 year old is the same as old women manipulating adult men

Bwahahaha what a fool, post more replies so I can laugh my ass off at you!


 No.11854

File: 241a0f1db41e9fe⋯.jpg (473.47 KB, 1131x652, 1131:652, ytr2uyp.jpg)

>>10964

Schopenhauer wrote about this 200 years ago, anon. It's an unfortunate fact of life, but all women are this way.


 No.11867

Attention.




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