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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

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Because the BO visits this place once a week or so.

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Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

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Everything is finally working again in the mod panel and board settings, we are essentially back to where we were features wise before the hack, and with some nice additions which are minor.

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Why do girls go through so much effort to hide their boyfriends?

>no pictures on social media

>no mention of him ever

but then "oh sorry anon i have a boyfriend"

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One girl I had my eye on, it was more of a joke between me and some friends. I always thought she was cute though, actually kinda started to develop feelings for someone I don't talk to but whenever I'm with someone she knows and she calls me my Instagram username, which is fine since it's my first name and my waifu's last name. I was there watching her through all her breakups, kinda funny because I knew the other parties involved on every side. But more recently she hid her boyfriend hinting at him and other stuff that was real confusing making it sound like they had just broke up and such. After a month she finally revealed who he was.


Whatever though, I never had a chance to begin with and I'm about to move on from seeing her daily so only place I'd ever be able to talk to her on is Discord but we don't play the same games, and she's rarely on. All I can do is watch from a far and when we pass by each other in public.



this is correct



EVERY woman has a waiting list of beta orbiters and Chad FWBs. Every white woman has multiple men who call her their girlfriend.


I noticed it only happens to girls I see in real life. Girls I run into online never shut the fuck up about the fact that they have a boyfriend. Maybe it's a "don't hit on me silly boys" measure, I don't know.



Because most women do not perceive a relationship as a closed arrangement. They must keep their options open in case something better comes along.

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Why these fucking normalfags keep stealing our memes? They don't even know what "normalfag" means and yet they scream this word all the time.

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This post is smart as much.



>8ch died the moment Trump's campaign started

Naahh 8chan started going downhill after Jim took over.



4GAG's /r9k/ is the epitomy of this trend. "cyborg" normgroid trash screaming this meme at the top of their lungs as if it still means anything.

>I am not a normalfag, I've only fucked 10 women throughout my entire life

>I am not a normalfag, my gf broke up with me 2 months ago

>I am not a normalfag, I like LE ANIME and MEEMS XDDDDD

>I am not a normalfag, le frog meem

>I am not a normalfag, I know of our sekrit club

>I am not a normalfag, didn't you know that normalfags never face any trouble finding a partner whatsoever? This is no longer 2012, get on with the times


>after jim took over

no, 8ch went to shit somewhere in spring 2015.

I really love remembering the old times (fall and winter 2014) and going through my screenshots. Those were good times and it really felt unique. However, cancer always finds a way


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Someone included your post in a video.

Skip to 11:40

Which one of you faggots was it?

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Do you guys think communism could help us. I mean capitalism for most of us means low wage jobs but maybe communism at least the goverment in theory gives you housing and gives you a job.

I am not lefty poll I am just wondering what do you guys think. I mean right now wealth is unevenly distributed communism is all about redistribution of the wealthy most of us are not wealthy so.Also take away inheritances and give everything to us. What do you guys think of the revolution

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>most of us means low wage jobs

And you think commies will give you high wage jobs.

Enjoy working 12 hours a day for nothing and standing in the bread line another 4 hours. Maybe if you're lucky today, you'll get 2 hours of state controlled internet.

Don't like it, into the gulag you go.


>muh politics

Dont you already have your own boards?






>getting this triggered over stuff you dont like

May I suggest a safe space for your whiny ass? Im sure youve heard of this magic place called reddit, you can downvote and hide stuff that hurts your feelings.


WE NEED socialism guys.The whole social system is built on protection of property and most of us do not have property. The worker need to control the business. people have very litttle control in jobs that is created by machines industrialized where they have to follow a fixed pattern routinely everyday everyday with no autonomy and every little detail made.

Whoever control the means of production control control society and that is the corporations


Right now in modern times corporations control 2/3 of our gdp and since they can pool capital and finance from stranger they can grow at an unexpected rate and control the means of production and do all this while only caring about profit making then relocate their lines of production to place with no union where they can pay less and at the same time cause unemployment within the local community.

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I'm an older KV. No kissing. No sex. In fact, I've never even seen a nude female in my entire life. This is quite literally the closest I've ever been to even seeing naked breasts

Second time

>be me

>be in 20s

>Great grandmother is dying

>I go with my Mom to visit her in hospital/hospice

>she refuses to have a stranger bathe her

>my mom begins undressing her while I'm in the fucking room and I freak the fuck out

>Mom says something to the affect of, "Oh shush! It's not like you haven't seen any of this before!!"

>tfw I actually hadn't

>I look away for a second and my great grandmother falls down

>I know she is naked so I don't move and keep looking at the ceiling

>I feel her using my body for leverage and I look down to grab her by her arm and (she is facing away from me) see 80 year old side boob and quickly feel faint and look away

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there was a nude bodypainting "art" expo at the local cultural centre, so I've seen that,

I copped a feel when I was 13 when a classmate hugged me out of the blue.

for the rest, still KHV

(Actually, do "relationships" as a child (elementary school) count?)



Nah I wouldn't say they count

Anything above 13 I'd say counts


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I've seen a topless woman at the stripper club once. I wasn't impressed. How the fuck can I afford to have standards to high as a 21 yo KV?


I had a friend who would sometimes take her top off around me.


I was early twenties and just about to graduate college. I had been going full-time as an excuse to myself to prolong growing up and moving out. I had hell a job before and been in the Army guard so I wasn't neet, but still a kv. I went with my folks for a weekend trip to a cabin they had recently built up by lake Tenkiller Oklahoma. The neighbors were friendly and we had visited with them there together in my parents cabin before so It was not unexpected that they were there at the lake while we were there too. What was unexpected is they brought along their 13 year old daughter. I had never met or know about.

I was almost emediately attracted to her and was making all kinds of bs esxcuses to end up in the same area or room as her. Keep in mind I'm probably 21 or 22 at the time (30 yo v) today. After a day on the lake seeing her pale white body with pre developing a cup tits (solid 8/10) in a 2 piece bikini I was hard as a rock in my swim trunks swimming. I pulled my shorts off completely swimming mere feet away thrusting the water hard feeling the cool rush of it flow over my hot and hard cock. I played a game where I would get as close as possible to touching my dick to her ass as I could and one attempt made contact. I played it off as my hand brushing her as I swam by. Blew my load in the lake feeding the fish.

Later that night they slept in our cabin (nice 2 story with multiple rooms), and I fantasised about her opening my cabin door and getting in my bed.

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Has there ever been a time when a girl did something flirty but you are not sure if she was interested?

I have 4 stories that I would like someone elses opinion on:

>sitting in waiting room at dentist. High school aged girl started playing with her hair. When ever her dad/brother/older boyfriend sat down beside her she didn't stop playing with her hair. She may have stared at me.

>In doctors office waiting room. See another high school aged girl. Go to bathroom and when I get back I sitba chair closer to her. I noticed that she was staring in mydirection when fiddling with my phone. She started talking to her mom about some wrong with her legs or something and then gets out of her chair and proceeds to start strecthing her legs. She was wearing short shorts. She sat back down and I turned my head in her direction to see the tv. She turned her head and looks at me, but I kept my eyes on the tv.

>In doctors and a chubby big tit nurse around my age bent over the trash can to throw something in. It wasn't a small trash can. When she bent over her shirt went up and I saw her tramp stamp.

>At a high school graduation in my home town. When it ended and everyone was leaving an older woman standing next to me on the bleacher stairs said my name. She was either late 40s/50s. She said I looked good or something along those lines. Then she gave me her name and said she was my teacher or something. And asked me if I remembered her. Her face was a little familiar but I was bewieldered. I ended staring at her face for a good 10 seconds trying to convey a "I dont remember you face". She then says that I looked good again. Being that I was over stimulated by all the people and I new we were holding the line and just the pressure of her talking to me I could not remember to say thank you. I think I nodded but I cant remember. Then walked down the stairs.

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It more than likely is a myth, and I don't know where it comes from. I worked at my college's library for four years, and 95% of the people that came there were niggers looking to use the computer lab. The rest were just people trying to find a book for their classes and groups looking for quiet place to do projects. The only people that came close to a "library girl" were the anime-club types that still had a bit of high school autism left in their systems.

That being said though, there were a couple cute girls there. One was a coworker, she was insanely cute but we rarely ever spoke since we hardly ever shared shifts. Then there was a patron who I got to see once a week or so, she was a half-Korean tomboy that would sometimes compliment my hair and share candy with me. I should have pursued her but by the time we started to get close, I was getting ready to leave for a new job. I want to go back there so badly to see if she still goes there or if I can meet anyone else, but 1) it's been over a year and 2) I don't get off work until the library closes anyway



It's not a myth, at least it wasn't until the internet came along, now there's no reason for pixies to expose themselves to hoards of normalfags to get what they need, so they won't bother.


When a woman took my hand for the first time in April 2016. I was absolutely flabbergasted and had no idea what the fuck I was supposed to do.



>hey wow, I love your eyes and you're cute too

me in freshman year of college

I just kind of froze up


When a girl was rubbing my thigh and then moved up to my butt.

I ignored it.

It happened a couple days before Valentine's Day.

Kill me.

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I feel like a I figured out womens evil plan. The feminist movement has clearly shifted the balance of power among relationships in the favour of females in that these bitches have a sense of entitlement and females are hypergamous in that they desire only a few alpha males and knowing that beta males are lonely and pushed out of society and can be easily controlled, see females can now have alpha males genes while at the same time have us beta who are desperate for attention and will be willing to offer money for used merchandise.

See know beta males are lonely and they will settle for a woman who when she was young fucked by a million chads and beta males are expected to settle for that as partner. and some of these woman might even be single mother so chad fuck and beta bux.

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This ultraChad has aspergers and Tourette's but women absolutely adore him. Remove the looks and he's just another beta autist universally browsing the chans.

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fucking retarded chad


I'm on tor so I cant post images, but here:


A literal neckbeard who is also obese, and his gf thinks she "hit the jackpot", and she is slim and blonde with pretty eyes, easily a 7 or 8/10.

sage for retarded OP


And he's not even that big of a sperg, so OP is ultra retarded anyway, probably a redditor/4cuck or a shill. "You cant get girls unless you look like Adonis" is always either a redditor or a shill. Elliot Rodger looked great and he was ultra rich.

The guy in the video by the way is not even a sperg. He is confident, has good social skills, and even has a mysterious christian grey-like aura. "I dont show emotion" is the same line that edward used in twilight and the same line that christian used in 50 shades.

OP you need to face that you'll die alone not because you're obese (well that too), but because you're a socially inept sperg. Proceed back to reddit or 4cuck now, ktxhbye.



>The guy in the video by the way is not even a sperg. He is confident, has good social skills, and even has a mysterious christian grey-like aura. "I dont show emotion" is the same line that edward used in twilight and the same line that christian used in 50 shades.

Hate to admit it but you're probably right.




t. Chad

unoriginal comment blablabla

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normalfag Hate Thread ITT we discuss what we hate about normalfags/normalfags the most.

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>mass shooter in mami tomoe crossplay when?

Hopefully soon anon.


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>Randy Stair started the 2017 beta uprising

Who will follow this great leader??.



>Nobody cares about what you did, so why not tell them lies anyway?

I actually do this.


I hate their hypocrisy, complete lack of self-consciousness, ignorence, lack of individuality, glorification of this broken system and lack of compassion and empathy.


The mentality that if something doesn't work out for you, you yourself MUST be the problem.

>can't get a gf?

<well then something must be "wrong" with your personality

>can't get a job?

<you'll probably have to put yourself out there more often

<your resume must be bad


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what are your thoughts on the supreme gentlemen /v9k/?? i can really relate to him.

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what are your thoughts on this dead meme? Can /v9k/ relate to this world leader?



>dead meme

Elliot will never die he is an immortal god.


He's a mass murderer and I have no sympathy for him.



you can relate to a failed gnormalfag?

This guy is what would happen if at a young age a normal person realized they were doomed to live the life we live. I once overheard a kid say he would go on a killing spree if he found out he had terminal cancer.


I can see why people would relate to him, but he is unreasonable.

Yes, Eliot never achieved the one thing that was important for him without realizing that is has him himself being the problem. He was entitled in the sense that he believed having a car and a decent amount of money is everything you need to get laid. Pretty much everyone here on /v9k/ and probably /r9k/ as well understands that if you don't put yourself out there (socially at least) you will never achieve anything no matter how good looking, tall, muscular and successful you are - since girls only leave hints, but never actually engage first.

The dating/relationship/sex market is rigged, and Eliot Rodger was probably one of most iconic people to make this known, a sacrifice someone had to make. I relate to this aspect, because this is the aspect that needs to get out there because it fucks up a considerable, yet unknown amount of the male population ages 18-30 and will only get worse as the sexual liberation of women gets more and more socially acceptable.

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>tfw thinking of the future

My dad (the main provider for the family) will be just too old to work in like 5-8 years and my mom doesn't have a job that would pay pay well.

Once my dad goes to retirement my life is basically over.

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>tfw not burger

>not even europoor

End me



i doibt OP has a license to drive

Plus, do many shut-ins know directions around town?

i know i dont



When I started working there, I had a license but could barely drive without my mom giving me directions, to a place that's only 6 odd miles away.

But I worked on improving myself on the basic shit that normalfags can do, like driving without mom. getting any job isn't exactly a baby step for people like us, but it could help OP's situation, if only he were a burgerclap.



That's why euthanasia should be legal for everyone on request.



Do you even need those nowadays? Just get a GPS. I've seen taxi drivers who dont know the town at all, but still get where they need to be within 10 minutes.

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just go out there and make it happen, the world is your oyster.

life is what you make it bro

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The one thing I was thinking about one day, entirely on my own, was how my friends used to call girls "butterface" or "only with a bag over her head".

I then got to thinking about my cousin's wife who has a smoking hot bod but is ugly in the face.

I thought, shit, at the very least I can go workout and get in as good a shape as I can. I may still be an ugly, unconfident fuck, but maybe I can try and have a hot bikini bod, only for a male.

I'm in the gym every day, fighting the good fight. And can I say something? You honestly start to look down on people who don't work out once you start. Cause you know it's not a "gift" and doesn't come easy. You're in there busting your ass every day and I don't know, you just start to lose respect for people that aren't in there with you.



I could get beehind that.


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>you start to lose respect for people that aren't in there with you.

Because everybody has enough money, connection, resources, or mental strength to apply for a gym membership, right Chad?



What are home gyms. What are used dumbbells and plates off Craigslist. What are calisthenics and tai chi.


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Just try your hardest brah. I am a drawfag and look at my wife.

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What do you guys think about shootings from socially inadequate people like Seung-Hui Cho, Elliot Rodger and other people? Is the beta uprising the way to go and do you regret missing your chance during HS or Uni/College?

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Fuck killing normalfags even if you set a new record nobody wouldcare, but if you go full Breivik and shoot muds thanks to PC you will be remembered foever no matter if you an hero or not.

Not trying to be pol just how to get more bang for your buck.

The longer you stay relevant the more likely it is that copy cats will appeare.

>tfw you started the beta uprsing

>tfw basment autists actually take over the government.


Who is you people?



>do you regret missing your chance during HS or Uni/College?

Adam Lazagna should've proven to you that it's never too late.


> killing normalfags before going up in a blaze of glory

Just get a job in politics. Then, you get to kill them by the bushel and ruin the lives of countless others. The best part is, you get paid and some people will even applaud you for it.


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It's senseless violence and it doesn't acchieve anything other than painting us like potential mass murderers, which only serves to further alienate us from society and give more reasons to normalfags to hate us.

Stop glorifying mass murderers, Robots.


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>He hasn't thought about pulling an Elliot Rodger

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No. If I did, I wouldn't be here to post a reply, as I would've most likely already have blown my brains out.


Aw, son of a bitch! This was meant to be a fucking reply! How can I fail at something so fucking simple?

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