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File: 4a196f8986ca84f⋯.jpg (767.34 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, beautiful-01.jpg)

 No.1038[Reply]

Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

1. Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

2. Only the following filetypes are permissable:

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3. Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high.

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 No.11751

>>11720

The banner function is still broken after the site hack.




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 No.57[Reply]

Discuss, or complain about anything related to the board, moderation, or any decisions made here. Post your suggestions or concerns here or email me them, I do read them.

Email me at: [email protected]

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 No.11648

>>11646

>>11644

It seems to be working again after I posted in it. Don't know why this keeps happening, but if any more threads succumb to this fate let me know and I will fix it.




File: 3fc71ab4cc61561⋯.png (167.28 KB, 500x602, 250:301, tumblr_ooo7d3tEYc1w1k7beo1….png)

 No.11907[Reply]

How do I hide that fact that I have completely given up on finding someone?

All my family and especially friends relentlessly pressure me to talk to randoms and "just fucking pull bro. Are you fucking gay? Just go over and talk to her bro."

As nice as it would be to have someone, its just not worth it. The drawbacks in trying to engage and pursue a relationship far outweigh the benefits in my mind.

How do I get all the people in my life to leave me the fuck alone about it?

 No.11908

Oh, I just haven't found the right one yet!

Maybe one day…I just want a loving wife with 3 beautiful children and a white picket fence.

Do you ever think about life after marriage? Or about your ideal wife? Or about life with kids? Tell me!


 No.11909

Key phrase:

>oh I just haven't found the right one yet

>I am looking for that special someone

>I want something long-term, something serious

>I am still looking for The One

etc.


 No.11916

>>11908

I sometimes think about married life. It seems awful tbh. Im here, so Im obviously not a dude who pulls a lot and is worried about being tied down. Sure, it would be nice to have someone around, but the very real drawbacks far outweigh any of the superficial, temporary benefits. My ideal wife is intelligent, kind, genuine, patient and loving, but Im pretty sure that doesn't exist. Id like to have a kid or two, but I can barely take care of myself. I would have no clue where to start with a kid.


 No.11919

I fantasize everyday to find a girl who is financially independent and she wants me to be a stay at home boyfriend

I'd do anything for that

Too bad I have nothing going on for me




File: bad5d61329a00a8⋯.png (217.31 KB, 568x541, 568:541, 0019 - sPd50zY.png)

 No.9797[Reply]

>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?

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 No.11828

>>11824

I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

>Anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

Yes, everyone here has experienced it, multiple times already.

>her full name and school

You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Assuming you're not trolling, of course.


 No.11829

File: a24e02bbe1c3c83⋯.png (263.39 KB, 690x947, 690:947, pepe black and white.png)

>>11824

I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

>Anxiety is a bitch, isn't it?

Yes, everyone here has experienced it, multiple times already.

>her full name and school

You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Assuming you're not trolling, of course.

Also stop using "aposemantic" you idiot. It's "aposematic" and it means "antipredator adaptation in the form of a warning signal".


 No.11832

File: c1dc888e122f6e0⋯.png (512.77 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, smug147.png)

File: 90212af64fc059f⋯.jpg (370.89 KB, 1280x757, 1280:757, aposematism.jpg)

>>11829

>I'm starting to believe this is a troll/outsider post.

How so?

>You could go to the school area and pretend to wait for the bus or smoke a cigarette somewhere that the people who come out of the school can notice you, so that she can say hello and you don't stalk her, you just say you had to switch buses, or you visited a friend in the area, or a shop/cafe.

Totally, just go to the ghetto school 10 miles away to do public antics and make an excuse to be conveniently there while trying to find 1 person out of thousands while not getting questioned and removed by administrators for loitering and looking unfamiliar.

>Also stop using "aposemantic" you idiot. It's "aposematic" and it means "antipredator adaptation in the form of a warning signal".

>Not knowing/understanding the "warning coloration" meme

>Calling anyone else an outsider


 No.11848

File: dfcab0680a6b60f⋯.png (594.35 KB, 701x520, 701:520, autism cure.png)

>>9797

Ok so 1. what do you mean by special

2. Go out with her and who fucking knows you might actually develop feelings for this gook

Good luck, try to get pussy, escape the robot life whilst you can, don't take fucking advice from here btw lol


 No.11918

File: 020c302ad861733⋯.jpg (46.17 KB, 1024x571, 1024:571, tomoko.jpg)

File: f3142709656af8b⋯.jpg (8.2 MB, 3120x4160, 3:4, The Note.jpg)

>>11832

>>11787

>>11824

Murdoch-chan fag here. I cannot just stand by any longer and take this. It's eating me up inside even in my dreams. I like her, and I know she likes me too. She was the only one that ever did, and she is a friendless autist just like me. I must find her.

I will WALK to the school personally if I have to, and I will stab a nigger if one tries to rob me on the way there. I will nip some yard signs and tape over them copies of the color cards only we know about along with them a written anonymous email only I have access to. I will place the yard signs very close to the school, on all roads leading to the school, so that anyone that goes there HAS to see them passing by. It's not creepy either, it's her who told me the school she goes to. If anything, she's the "creepy" one. She was the one, she was the poor, neglected, lone qt that poured her heart out to me while I stood there in autistic aloofness.

If my plan doesn't work and the school year is approaching the end, I will initiate Phase 2. I will personally print thousands of these color cards and write on each one on the back the anonymous mail address. Then I will go up to the school before the sun rises and litter every school entrance with them. Finding her would be worth the world in itself to me. I couldn't give less of a fuck even if the school personally saw and apprehended me.




File: 1f2f06d981425aa⋯.gif (1.94 MB, 235x180, 47:36, U1BmAa2.gif)

 No.11914[Reply]

>yfw you realize you've probably jerked off well over a mile in distance, cumulatively.

 No.11915

File: 581cb2ef2cecefc⋯.jpg (29.29 KB, 364x335, 364:335, fast.jpg)

So I did a rough estimate using values from my personal experience and I have pulled in the ball park of 3608.5 miles of my own dick, so far.


 No.11917

>>11915

Did you save the formulas/calculations?




File: db52e0f2ffb4cd0⋯.gif (1.54 MB, 210x326, 105:163, dewgirl.gif)

 No.11893[Reply]

If you could turn your friend into a hot girl, would you?

Anyone else have trouble forming friendships after this commerical? I literally fantasized about saving my friend from being stolen by our chad friend.

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 No.11895

>friend

Shieeeet


 No.11896

No, because he still wouldn't fuck me.


 No.11898

File: 8f71c2e3fcbe3d5⋯.jpg (826.31 KB, 2933x3589, 2933:3589, disgusted zeruda.jpg)

>watching commercials

>having friends


 No.11904

What constitutes a friend?

do imaginary friends count


 No.11912

I have no friends… sadly




File: fc2291defc436f7⋯.jpg (51.73 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1911441.jpg)

 No.10676[Reply]

This is the best I can find. Someone should make a Mega or torrent of all the best most depressing /v9k/ appropriate images.

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 No.11827

>>11825

>if I spam it then it will be effective

No one cares about fagcord, now go away.


 No.11882

File: d8d3e9bc42b8019⋯.jpg (134.52 KB, 260x372, 65:93, 5_Centimeters_Per_Second_p….jpg)

5 centimeters per second is probably the most depressing movie I ever saw and it reminds me how I will most likely end up if I ever get my college degree.

If you want a happy ending, you can watch "Your name" from 2016 instead. Similar story and also a masterpiece by Makoto Shinkai


 No.11903

File: c6f4ad12f3517e0⋯.jpg (527.51 KB, 500x4010, 50:401, IMG_1283.JPG)

File: c4d63cd15b105f7⋯.jpg (158.3 KB, 500x4010, 50:401, IMG_1284.JPG)

>>10676

Really this whole short comic. Reminds me too much of my life and where it's headed.

>>11753

>>11784

Way to drop LittleBoy and FatMan , anon. I didn't need to be reminded of my likely dead Gmod+CSS buddy, whom had been afk for over 5 years.


 No.11905

File: a0f05f1aaa5d54c⋯.jpg (285.14 KB, 940x863, 940:863, areva5688g1.jpg)

>>11882

I've watched this film a number of times, usually as something to lull me to sleep during late night listlessness.

While there are some feels, I cannot relate to much of it because I have no understanding of love and relationships. The guy is a hard norm.


 No.11911

>>11905

He was clearly a normalfag but somehow he never wanted to settle for anyone other than his soul mate. This and his inability to confess his feelings to her ruined his entire life. I still cannot understand why he stopped writing letters to her or why he did not look for a job in her home town or tokyo after completing high school. He could have done so much but at the end he was just a coward. They were destined to be together and she felt the same as him.

I can only relate to him in the sense of beeing cowardly and leading a dull life as a corporate wageslave without any real goal in life. I never experienced his love situations in life but somehow I always cry when I watch the movie or listen to the soundtrack. Maybe I am just too sensitive and a hopeless romantic who believes in archaic concepts like "the only one"




File: b8e735390aa1c79⋯.jpg (23.15 KB, 581x405, 581:405, 146193952069.jpg)

 No.9023[Reply]

How old are you?

How old do you feel?

How old does your life experience say you are?

How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here

How old do others think you are?

How long do you want to live?

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 No.10930

let's all post in the datamining thread guys great idea


 No.10933

>>9023

>How old are you?

20

>How old do you feel?

A young warlock (300 or so)

>How old does your life experience say you are?

what?

>How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

Immortal

>How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here

20

>How old do others think you are?

26

>How long do you want to live?

Depends on the quality of my life, with the Day of the Rope comming life will turn for the better.

And it's good to see you changing your threads, FBI

>>10930

Normalfags love any excuse to talk about themselfs, the only way to stop is by killing them, or banning, but faggot BO won't do either.

Don't warn the scum anon, merely mock them. Try posting redpill, that always gets on their nerves.


 No.10944

File: 35622362697fe15⋯.png (60.11 KB, 207x198, 23:22, 35622362697fe155d3dc361901….png)

>How old are you?

26

>How old do you feel?

14

>How old does your life experience say you are?

17

>How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

21

>How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here

35

>How old do others think you are

fuck if I know… early 20s?

>How long do you want to live.

30 maybe 35 max


 No.11906

>>9023

21

17

19

24

At least 30's, I injured my back at 18 and it hurts every day

<25

0


 No.11910

>How old are you?

26

>How old do you feel?

13

>How old does your life experience say you are?

13

>How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

99

>How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here

35 (balding already)

>How old do others think you are?

hard to estimate

>How long do you want to live?

no idea




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 No.11764[Reply]

Hey, anyone here know of a good, preferably free(due to shit financials), Japanese porn site? Something similar to asg.to, but with some more professional stuff thrown in. Rem cosplay as an offering.

 No.11765

File: 98e7ab6d6b91f25⋯.jpg (96.79 KB, 300x500, 3:5, 98e7ab6d6b91f2581e10d5797c….jpg)

>>11764

>3d

You are a shame to all of us. Repent


 No.11774

no but I remember sexix.net used to have javsd hd videos of jap/nip/chink porn, sometimes uncensored too


 No.11885

JavJunkies


 No.11902

>asg.to

Damn the site layout takes me back to early 00s




File: c9f6defdcf3fe83⋯.jpg (54.03 KB, 620x400, 31:20, helath food.jpg)

 No.11874[Reply]

Anyone here daydream about being really buff? I never exercise, but I wish I was swole.

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 No.11888

>>11876

>tfw I have your goal body

>tfw I'd rather be a bit bigger

Feels bad, man


 No.11891

>>11887

Bet you daydream of being a sororitas and smearing your period blood all over some grey knight boys. You faggot


 No.11899

I dream about socializing well with my peers and co-workers, not even being friends with them just not have them avoid me.


 No.11900

File: f55fc168e438e29⋯.gif (1.41 MB, 310x255, 62:51, butthurt bitch.gif)

>>11891

No, I daydream about butt-raping sore virgin losers like yourself, afu-fu-fu~ !


 No.11901

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I'm too depressed to actively daydream. I typically take 3 hours caught between sleep and wakefulness to finally drift off to sleep. I'm aware of being awake in my bed, but I'm dreaming as well. I remember today's dream.

I was in a Jacuzzi trying to get a girl to put my penis in her mouth. I was holding it and poking her in the mouth with it saying something like "Come on, suck it" Then it morphed to me fully clothed on my back in a puddle. It was raining hard, and the girl morphed into this thing that looked like a furry Ditto pokemon on my chest. It was small but heavy as fuck and I was trying to get it off my chest and it looked at me and said "Don't you wish you could let it go before it becomes too heavy to bear alone?" Then I woke up.




File: 4e7b9995f002f79⋯.png (2.1 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 1492180388382.png)

 No.11878[Reply]

Anyone else here seriously considering suicide?

I am completely broken - physically, emotionally, psychologically, financially -, life is hell so anything that comes after it is preferable to this unthinkable and unceasing suffering that I'm being forced to experience, so have been planning suicide for some time now, it's just that there is some sort of instinct telling me "don't fucking do it", there's this hopeful feeling holding me back, despite the fact it will only keep getting worse.

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 No.11883

>>11878

>>/suicide/

There's a board for that


 No.11886

>1st reply is a shitpost

>2nd fails spoiler

>3rd fails crosslinking

Are we being raided???


 No.11890

>>11886

It's just pol leaking all over the internet.


 No.11892

why kill yourself? being alive is better than being dead. At the least you should take people out in a rise of the betas incident. dont just kill yourself without affecting society first


 No.11897

>>11883

That board is dead, like it's users




File: 2b3d504bc2f1534⋯.jpg (126.57 KB, 580x903, 580:903, van.jpg)

 No.2117[Reply]

http://cytu.be/r/8chtvmovienights is a 8ch based cytube channel that streams exploitation movies, B movies and anything low budget and "so bad it's good". We host a movie night 3 nights a week where about 10 people (most from the /*9k/ community) hang out and laugh at bad movies and perky titties.

Stream starts at 11:00 pm GMT (http://www.timeanddate.com/time/zones/gmt) Monday, Wednesday, Saturday and shows 1 or 2 movies at a time. If you want a later/earlier show then we're happy to do those if enough people ask.

Movie suggestions are welcome but must be a full movie on Youtube and can't be mainstream B movies. We're not looking for The Room, Troll 2 or anything featured by RLM. We've looking to find the gems people missed and to watch new movies together not rehash old ones.

The /v9k/ BO has been very welcoming to us and I would ask people not to only bump the thread for the sake of bumping it.

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 No.11725

>>11722

Just finished it. Anon's description if a pretty accurate summary of the first third or so of the movie.


 No.11729

Do those streams have subtitles?


 No.11752

>>11729

they are embedded youtube videos. You can enable subtitles if you'd like.


 No.11766

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

GET IN HERE 100% niggaS


 No.11889

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Want to watch this *NIGGAS*




File: ea3f39e6ee8f1a0⋯.jpg (304.41 KB, 630x775, 126:155, 1416554129090.jpg)

 No.11649[Reply]

When you become a wizard, is that it? Can you ever become a normalfag again? I feel too far gone to be helped. Even if I had the money and an attractive girl, i'd be to socially awkward to even know how to talk to her, none the less manage a relationship. And that's before she finds out I have no friends or social network. Even if I started right now, I would be the object of ridicule when they find out my age and virginity. This also extends to just normal people now to. I can't relate to them on any level. The only people I can feel at home with are christians, and even then I am a devout atheist.

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 No.11864

File: 2c521063710a649⋯.jpg (72.86 KB, 640x426, 320:213, The_Polesmokers.jpg)

>>11857

So baby pull me closer in the bathtub with the toaster, my life is such a chore, cause I don't want to get older


 No.11865

>>11663

fun fact: US soldiers go home multiple times for R&R during deployments that last over 9 months.


 No.11866

>>11865

I don't understand why you're getting at. Leave is a luxury. If it doesn't involve kebabs (excluding Kuwait), it's a deployment like you think it is. It's like calling sleeping in an RV by a man-made lake for 3 days a camping trip.


 No.11871

>>11863

>Well, I am a loser.

This is a given for anybody on this board, didn't meant to pick on you.

You should give goreshit a chance, most of his other stuff hits harder, but it will grow on you. He is a genius in my book.

Btw try listen to maedasalt for soft lolicore.


 No.11884

>>11866

no I was getting at the image. The homecoming soldier could have impregnated her when he was home on r&r during his deployment, and not jodie.




File: ac193bf155e9115⋯.webm (10.7 MB, 640x480, 4:3, alex jones TRUTH.webm)

 No.11668[Reply]

I think I have reached the end point of existence in that I am so lonely and I have sunk so far into the depths of loneliness that I can never recover (nor, even less plausibly, be recovered) and even going so far as to say that I have descended into a different dimension wherein my humanity is left behind in the normal/real world but I can never recover it, similar to Dark Souls where your soul is severed and left in a different "instance" which is a parallel dimension identical to the real one, and just so I feel like I finally managed to co-exist in a different mental plane but I don't mean a physical one like a greenpilled lunatic, no I mean simply a different worldview and state of mind that meshes together into itself to form a new lifestyle and mentality where the loneliness is so acute and has been so severe for so long that there is nothing left but a void, which thus renders any attempt at recovery or enjoyment or normalfaggotry or integration a worthless endeavour since nothing is strong enough to be capable of filling said void, just like throwing something inside a black hole won't close it.

So how was your day?

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 No.11724

>>11669

So either you are fucking with us or….now I have nothing to finish the sentence.

If this shit is true you better make a thread like the v9k'ler that fucked up with autisimo girl. (implying you are not the same guy posting)


 No.11835

>>11668

When a person burns there is a period of excruciating pain before the nerves in the skin are burned off and destroyed.

In the same way, the "end point of existence" is the point where you've been so entirely numbed by loneliness, isolation and rejection that you stop caring about anything. Treat everything with the same unfeeling apathy.

It sounds like you're at the point just before that. People who break before they're completely numb are the school shooters, or commit other acts of violence brought by their unbearable amounts of jealousy and resentment. People who are taken past that point are the true psychopaths, the sorts of people who have small huts deep in forests where they rape and abuse animals and children simply because they're in a state of emotional catatonia.


 No.11852

>>11695

>If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please say so.

so


 No.11873

File: f62e95496aa7bc4⋯.jpg (30.29 KB, 600x274, 300:137, Rose-tinted-Glasses-infoni….jpg)

>>11668

>greenpilled lunatic

Your so psychologically different than normalfags that your scope of existence is completeley foreign to theirs. aka: Your life is different than chads'

Here's a link explaining this phenomenon in full scientific detail:

https://thecasswiki.net/index.php?title=Realm

>t. greenpilled lunatic


 No.11879

>>11873

I'm not greenpilled.

>link

Thanks, I'll check it out.




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 No.4730[Reply]

We can now post three images at once. Celebrate this belated as fuck change with cute anime girls dump.

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 No.11789

File: c6376640f6e81ab⋯.jpg (164.42 KB, 850x1099, 850:1099, gakk23.jpg)

File: 98a433e019d7afb⋯.jpg (206.74 KB, 850x1205, 170:241, gakk34.jpg)

File: d84f569fc7def10⋯.jpg (171.07 KB, 850x1444, 425:722, gakk36.jpg)

I like her socks and her hair. I want to make love with her.


 No.11842

>>11777

>MANLY HOBBIES

>playing with tiny plastic puppets is manly

bruh


 No.11847

File: 7c7acf26ae2f7f7⋯.png (194.81 KB, 524x648, 131:162, too many.png)

>>11768

>>11786

she's mine you fucking faggots


 No.11856

File: 0e7e45f2e9c2d58⋯.png (19.67 KB, 364x469, 52:67, 2017-04-24 16_04_52.png)

>>11847

Impressive anon. I only save good artwork, porn and particularly cute screenshots, and I have hundreds of pics on just 262 mb


 No.11870

File: 2c83243da61ffa0⋯.gif (311.92 KB, 615x570, 41:38, button.gif)

>>11856

I just cut pretty much any picture of Sena I see from the anime

>14 de septiembre de 2016

>not even one year

plz keep your spic hands off my waifu thx




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