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I visited them few days a go. all i can say is, they're bullshits! they suck

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Hello. The banner function is back up and working again (finally) and it is time for our own dedicated banners. When I inherited this board, the current banners appear to be very similar if not the same to wizardchan ones, and since this board differs from that site, I think it is important that we secure our board 'identity' with our own custom banners.

Keep submitting banners, as this is an ongoing thing until I feel we have enough.

1. Banners must not exceed 500KB (that is, 512000 bytes).

2. Only the following filetypes are permissable:





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I didn't know what font to choose.

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Urgent news! Human supremacist and Garithos supporter Sun Ryder has razed another Drow village!

A witness reports that Sun Ryder exclaimed while hanging a goblin, "It there's a green my sword won't be clean, ya digg?".

He can't keep getting away!


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He just can't keep getting away!



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This is the best I can find. Someone should make a Mega or torrent of all the best most depressing /v9k/ appropriate images.

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original rodgepost



>if you want something good that someone else have you are a cuck XDDDD real robots have no beels nor ebotions nor sbine or benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


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>fucking OP is mad that he can't score with Stacy the whore



>can't score with Stacy the whore

I like this rhyme. Thanks.

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If this place was born from the burst pus bubble of /r9k/'s ass, which was born from the burst pus bubble of SJWchan /r9k/'s ass, then I guess I'll be the one to begin this necessary containment thread.

I'm not doing this for you fucking spergshits or nothing. Fuck you all.'

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>what so you've dated a girl?

I dont want to make this about me too much but I did indeed get sucked into this like awkward maelstrom that could be considered a relationship that I initiated with a girl younger than me because she was reading a book I liked which was pretty obscure. And man it was a mistake.

> I just wanted to date someone even for a little bit

Which is completely relatable. You know what, if you feel like it you could be her rebound guy, if you dont fuck up.

>It also doesn't make it hurt any less

I know, but this aint the way to happiness man, right.



Not him, but I'm too fat and socially retarded to get a girlfriend. Just give me a shotgun or something.



Checked. Also this hits way too close. I'm 26 and people are getting married and shit.

It's fucking hopeless.



> that could be considered a relationship

>b-b-but i've only dated like one girl xDDD

get the fuck out of here

I didn't come to /v9k/ so some asshole could preach to me about how haarrdd it is to have a gf.

Even if she was a bitch I don't care, even if she has a mental issues i don't care, if she's willing to sit and talk to me and god forbid maybe HUG me then i'll fucking go for it.



It'll only be a temporary pleasure if at all anon, you'll just end up more bitter and regretful than before.

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Join us on our Discord server. We are a group of robots who enjoy talking about anime, politics, memes, history, religion and we play vidya.

No gays, non-virgins, normalfags, traps (men), or sweatpig roast whores.



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No bronies or furfags either


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Nice server my dude


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No thanks goy.



Hmm most websites sell all kinds of user data. How can anybody attribute this to single services is beyond me.

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>There is this asian girl in my college

>She is kinda asocial.

>I talked to her because I felt that she feels lonely

>after a month, she asks me out in a autistic way

>I say yes

Did I do good for an almost a wizard?

And what do I do now?

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Good for you lad, honestly I envy you having found someone you can relate to and also good job on trying to make it work, I know going back to your old habits seem easier but it will hurt you more in the long run and you'll wish you tried, I've been there.

I'm a cyborg so I somewhat have the occasion to talk to girls despite the fact that I'm a kv and let me tell you that you struck the motherlode because shy, wholesome, introverted girls are nowhere near as numerous as guys.

Good luck.


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this is your one ticket out of this fucking hell-hole

cling to her and never look back

go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

people will tell you that you're beta or her bitch, but that's only if she's a rotten normalfag.

BUT if she's autistic shy and pure as you claim she will cling back to you and truly appreciate someone being nice to her rather than trying to get into her pants, and then you'll have each other while everyone is wondering why they can't keep relationships and stay married, and THAT is what happiness is my friend.



>cling to her and never look back

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice, spend your money on her, never complain, treat her like royalty

That's a great way to walk into a world of hurt.

Bad advice.


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I'd say

>go the extra mile for her, show her you really care, do something unexpected and nice

is solid advice for the whole breaking the routine angle

>spend your money on her

depends what we're talking about here, treating her to a coffee or a restaurant sometimes seems par for the course when you're in a couple

>never complain, treat her like royalty

being assertive is always important in a relationship in my opinion so personally I'd say, treat her well but you're still a man so be firm when needed

However I wholeheartedly agree with

>cling to her and never look back

Cling to her as if do everything you can to keep her and never look back because finding a girl like this in the current year is like winning the lottery. However, don't mistake clinging to her as being clingy, don't make your life about her OP. I say, keep being the man she got interested in, keep moving forward, care about her but don't smother her.

This is my uneducated cyborg opinion, I've never went farther than hugging with a girl and that was years ago so everything I "know" of relationships is from my limited experience and second-hand experience.


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just don't be a stupid bitch that gets taken advantage of


thank you for validating my autistic ramblings anon

today cheating and casual relationships are the norm (thanks you fucking kikes), so of course you would do these things assuming she's good to you, or hasn't dated many people (OP saying that she's /v9k/ as well)

Once she sees how unhappy other people are with their relationships she'll hopefully recognize how good you are to her and love you back even harder.

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/v9k/ is one of the few boards that hasnt and probably will never be affected by the massive influx of newfags that have plagued this site since the fucking presidential election.

Things have gone down hill and if you spend a good hour on /pol/ or /v/ you will see what I mean.

The amount of people fucking up redtext and showing off their newness to the site is reprehensible. People are posting obvious old ass 4cuck .jpg's along with soundless webms, and really really shitty gifs that look like they are straight out of 2013. People reddit spacing or in any other fashion making it known they are from reddit.

This site is going to shit but we appear to have a somewhat safe haven on /v9k/.

I don't even go to /r9k/ anymore after that faggot pantsu fractured the userbase. I'm willing to bet that /r9k/ is trash now too, but due to reasons other than newfags shitting it up.

Other boards that appear unaffected by the influx of newfags are:

/a/, /b/, /tv/, and /co/.

Really the only 2 major boards affected by the election were /pol/ and /v/. I guess faggot ledditors just love ebin politics and video games.

Among all the problems of having faggot redditors come here the most prominent is people creating shit threads that historically have had no place on the board.

It might be time for an exodus soon.

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>dumbass way is kick out the new players that don't like the regular way

>intelligent way is to not invite the new players that don't like the regular way

>huge difference




>Private metting


Who is the retard now?


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>only fucking idiots fight for their ideals/lands

>intelligent gentlemen like myself would simply make a safe space


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sup /leftypol/



I thought i was going to like 8chan as much as 4chan but shitters like you aint gon do no good

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>perfect height for a man

>wavy blonde hair

>neither extremely fat or rail thin

>am intelliegent when it comes to solving problems between other people, sort of like social working

>not an anime or a nintendo fanboy

>not a lolcow (for the most part anyway)

>chieseled jaw

>big dick


>too feminine for women

>body is not fit enough for women (No muscles and soft skin)

>too nice for women

>too moral for women

>too lazy for women

>not interested enough to go out and get a girlfriend

>not interesting enough for women

>too dirty and lack too much hygiene for women (do not wash hands, brush teeth, take shower, etc.)

>too ocd and mentally ill to properly talk to women and men for long periods of time

>look like a slavmongol and don't have blue eyes

>my body posture is sometimes odd

>got a bad habit of crinkling papers and drawing cartoons on them

>am retarded when it comes to knowing what to say in a very short period of time, so i don't say anything at all, or remembering/following directions.

>voice changes pitch here and there from sometimes being deep and borderline-normal to having a squeaky high-pitched voice sounding like a complete faggot beta who plays LoL and Starwars games 24/7

>get too attached with people and get too comfortable with them in short periods of time, saying things that would get a bit too personal.

>very rarely develop lolcow behavior in public

>mostly a nerd who loves science, math and psychology, and studying history and goPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>people have called me funny

>according to teachers and tests my IQ is high but not high enough to enough to be genius so I'm stuck just being better than everyone which used to not bug me but now it does

>people said they've never met anyone like me before

>good genes considering my race

>people have said my eyes were good despite them being a plain color

>a girl tried talking to me the other day but I intentionally looked flustered and straight-up said I didn't know what to say which she got her train and I walked away with her probably thinking I was dense

>can play guitar and mimic singers very well whenever I sing

>I'm killing myself because I'm multiple watchlists at this point and so I won't disturb anymore people I interact with

>have an eye for film and animation

~ (subjective)

>I have been extremely intelligent for a few years until isolation and too much self-awareness killed it (you always act like a faggot but don't notice because you're yourself and don't see increments in your disposition, once you become self-aware of this you stop growing because you're a fucking faggot and don't want to be)

>I held hands with a teacher once in a college course

>5'9~, which is better than anything shorter especially anything below 5'6

>I've had "girlfriends" but it never lasted for more than a few months at most

>I use to be sociopathic according to my friends but now I'm getting soggy emotions after trying to become "more human" to relate to people which makes awkward conversation now because I'm not myself

>cock is average which is good for me since I view myself as bottom of the barrel

>prefer cats over dogs


>becoming more obsessed with David Bowie (everything between Let's Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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th-th-thank you anon ; w ;


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>no addictions

>no disabilities/disorders etc.

>not fat

>can draw a decent world map from memory


>borderline albino

>very low test


>weird-looking face

>weak physical structure

>unfit skinnyfat

>no social life

>no skills, talents, hobbies

>not very smart




>this is me as well

>make 120k

Teach me senpai.



Do you have a degree or you just climbed the ranks as it were?

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How old are you?

How old do you feel?

How old does your life experience say you are?

How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here

How old do others think you are?

How long do you want to live?

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Little younger than that


80-90, im ultraconservative

12-16 I guess, my body is very underdeveloped because of a genetic problem in my family

Dunno I dont talk to other people but I cant buy alcohol at the store without my papers so I guess they think im as old as I look

I want to die every day


>how old are you?


>how old do you feel?

under 18

>how old does your life experience say you are?

maybe 2

>how old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?

I don't know, probably edgy 13 year old

>how old does your body say you are?

pretty young. I go to the gym plenty and eat well

>how long do you want to live

usually 18/19

long enough to not regret my entire life


let's all post in the datamining thread guys great idea



>How old are you?


>How old do you feel?

A young warlock (300 or so)

>How old does your life experience say you are?


>How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?


>How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here


>How old do others think you are?


>How long do you want to live?

Depends on the quality of my life, with the Day of the Rope comming life will turn for the better.

And it's good to see you changing your threads, FBI


Normalfags love any excuse to talk about themselfs, the only way to stop is by killing them, or banning, but faggot BO won't do either.

Don't warn the scum anon, merely mock them. Try posting redpill, that always gets on their nerves.


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>How old are you?


>How old do you feel?


>How old does your life experience say you are?


>How old does your intellect and worldviews say you are?


>How old does your body say you are? talking about aches and ailments here


>How old do others think you are

fuck if I know… early 20s?

>How long do you want to live.

30 maybe 35 max

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>What are the types of "Nothing Fights" that you get into?

For those who don't know: Nothing Fights are arguments with somebody that come out of nowhere for the most minuscule reason possible.

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That or a chink


I don't get into arguments. My brain is an automated, fine-tuned calculator with the sole purpose of avoiding conflict.

It's getting to the point where I avoid topics of remotely any gravity.



People will soon start an argument with you about how you always think you're so smart for not wanting to talk with them, or you think they're stupid and you try to shut them down. Trust me, that's what happened to me many times.

>You think you're so smart, don't you !?




>m-muh dogs

get out normalfags.



dish washers fucking suck.

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>"Anon, you need to clean before you help another customer."

>"Anon, you shouldn't be focusing on cleaning when a customer is there. The customer always comes first."

>"Anon, are you done cleaning? Well why did you stop?"

>"Anon, when you come into work you need to say hi to everyone"

>"Stop saying 'what' all the time, it's so disrespectful."


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>being a wagecuck


>bitch keeps complaining about everything I do

>asked if I was doing okay here to a coworker

>they said I was doing fine, asked why I'd think that

>explain how I keep getting shit from her

>next shift, she gets the manager and tells me to not "be spreadin' lies" or "'tryin' to start shit''", how it's work and people don't have to like me, and other shit like that.

I talked to some people about it, asking for advice, and thinking of what to do. Eventually I came to the conclusion she's a miserable cunt who seeks to have power over other people, and I'm just going to stand up for myself when she tries to.

She can't have power over me if I don't give it to her.

The worst that'll happen is I get fired, and I was debating quitting anyway so it's not like I'd be distraught over it.


Yeah, I guess I'll start. It's just every single thing I do seems to earn nothing but verbal abuse.



I think I'm gonna save my wages so I can cover some travel expenses. I don't want to kill myself in the same hellhole I've lived in for all these years. Say, you wouldn't happen to know of any pleasant locations that don't cost a fortune to visit, would you?


>got her to stop bitching

>All I'm doing is explaining myself when she tries to pull that shit

>Literally no response when I say shit like "I was helping a customer"


Nope, sorry.


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I was wrong.

I don't like this, I'm being given a rude awakening to how people are IRL, and I don't like it because of all the fucking lies and bullshit that revolve around them.

In hindsight it was stupid of me to believe her, but like

>in the past, when I ran out of things to do, got told to just fucking leave when that happens

>have also been told I can leave when I'm done with shit

>been doing so

>she gets fucking pissed today, says how she'll just give my hours to someone who wants it more

>gets surprised when I leave early again last night and just ignore her

Why the fuck would I hang around you after work is done, if every single god damned thing I do is met with hostility and unreasonability.

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As sad as it may sound I was never able to make friends and was never really a social person. I met these wonderful people yesterday in a game that I play and they happily invited me to their online wedding

I was so happy that it made me cry. My first wedding I was ever invited to and been to.

People may mock this because it was online and I've just met them in-game but some of my most fondest memories have been through MMOs and online gaming in general. I value friendship and respect even in a fantasy universe. The closest things I've ever had to friends have been online at least

Congratulations Kousen Senpai & Valora Moondragon!!


I have another story of an old OLD MMO I used to play as an older teenager that I will greentext later before bed

It is quite sad but resonates a lot with people when I type it out and people get to see how much online relationships mean to some individuals


Oh that's kind of ni-

>Final Shitasy

Why do you play that, OP?



>Why do you play that, OP?

My Dad plays it and we don't really bond outside or talk or anything. In an odd way we party just fine in FF and talk through FF. It's something


>be me

>like to play an MMO

>but not good at it

>keep failing a certain multi-man mission

>people vote to kick me out

>they win afterwards

>feel like shit since I was the weak link

>want to do end-game stuff but I'm so bad at game

>can't even enjoy a game because I'm shit at it

Didn't think being kicked out of a virtual party in an online game would hurt so much

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Is anyone else here enraged when they die in rougelike? I just played this to feel better and relax, and now I'm just upset and feeling worse than before.

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Is this a newfaggot thinking the v in v9k means vidya?



How about you get gud, faggot?



A little bit. but that's because I'll make a shitty move at the end. One time I was about to beat High Dragun in a blessed run but messed up my second to last dodge roll and died



If you're wanting a relaxing experience, games with permadeath aren't the best choice.


in rougelike games dying is normal, you're supposed to die a lot before you win.

to me, dying is failing though, so when I die in games like that over and over again it's not

>ahh I understand this part now I'll do A instead of B next life


>I died again because I suck at this game

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This is going to wind up being a blogpost so I'll keep it short. She was a lesbian 2 years older than me but despite this I kept hitting on her (in high school I had an afro and little overweight) so this was obviously uncomfortable for her. I checked her Facebook and she doesn't look like a psycho ugly cunt and her being a lesbo was probably a phase and now I just care she has a good life because I'm probably going to kill myself soon and she didn't do anything wrong for not wanting an uninteresting kid who just played video games pesking her every chance he got. If you're thinking I'm a cuck a year later I met the worst woman in my life and was a part of killing whatever was my social life in which I only found out about year ago she played a big role though that's a much interesting story.

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OP I was in the same situation except both girls were the same person and it still isn't fucking over yet.

Are you me?


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I like that she isn't attractive, I like girls who look sort of ugly.


You mean you have two girls who have the same personality?



>those hands

I wish it was possible for traps to surgically shrink their hand size



No as in both people you described were the same person in my case.



I'm dense as fuck and too literal these days.

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