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Stoner 01/16/15 (Fri) 16:27:25 No.2183 [Reply]

Stoned Comics

ITT weed related comics/maymays

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Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 12:49:26 No.2260

>>2236
>2015
>not familiar with stoner comics

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 12:57:03 No.2261

enjoy fuckers
http://imgur.com/a/6EJ36

Stoner 01/23/15 (Fri) 20:10:20 No.2299

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>>2236
Stoner comics are the only not gay form of rage comics

Stoner 01/24/15 (Sat) 19:04:19 No.2317

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Stoner 01/24/15 (Sat) 19:07:07 No.2318

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Stoner 12/24/14 (Wed) 21:57:05 No.1826 [Reply]

OP here, hash gets me as high as I got when I was thirteen.

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Stoner 01/16/15 (Fri) 16:25:56 No.2182

>>1826
>OP here
>saying this in the OP

I'm just imagining somebody posting this with eyes red as fuck

Stoner 01/19/15 (Mon) 01:07:03 No.2228

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>>2182

Vert!/j/VVerty. 01/21/15 (Wed) 08:38:45 No.2254

>>2007
This board is so stupid.
Everyone in it.
You're all fucking 13.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST: I MAY BE THIRTEEN BUT I'M STILL FUCKING UR MOM)

Stoner 01/23/15 (Fri) 21:32:29 No.2302

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>>1826
>OP here

Smoke User 01/23/15 (Fri) 22:31:50 No.2303

>>2254
U WOT M8

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First Time Stoner 01/17/15 (Sat) 07:32:24 No.2191 [Reply]

I've never tried weed. My first time will be on a trip I'm going on in a month from now. A friend is hooking me up.

Would've tried it earlier but I'm stuck with my parents cause fuck paying for my own place, it's impossible. This will probably be my only chance for a long time.

So what I ask is: How much will it suck to try it, find out how great it is, then go right back to having no access?

Share opinions or stories of your first time.

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noone 01/21/15 (Wed) 05:20:29 No.2247

>>2191
You might freak the fuck out your first time, or not feel much. go in with a fresh mind. MAKE SURE YOUR WEED IS CLEAN, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 16:15:39 No.2265

>>2247
Agree with this anon.
Remember to take the weed and give it a good wash in the sink, soap is recommended.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 16:35:42 No.2266

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>>2265
try putting formaldehyde on the weed. that keeps it fresh and preserves it. PCP also works well too.

Stoner 01/23/15 (Fri) 18:56:58 No.2297

>>2265
This is stupid. Bake your weed at 400 degrees for an hour or so to sterilize it. The heat will also activate it.

Stoner 01/23/15 (Fri) 21:27:52 No.2301

>>2297
it's better just to put it in a toaster oven on 180 degrees. if you put it at 420 degrees that'll just burn it.

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Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 18:40:41 No.2267 [Reply]

Alright you shits.

In my town, it's a small town, I'm like the one guy who everyone knows. Pretty much when people have a party, I'm the first to hear about it, sometimes they even ask me if it's okay to throw a party. I never say no, like shit, why would they even considering asking?

Anyways, I got smart one day and decided to use some of those power and got a guy to give me some seeds. It was a small bag, had 15 seeds in it. And I can't grow on my own, since I live with my parents, the smell would trip 'em out.

NOW, ALSO with this respect, I have a few guys growing for me. Fuck, I feel like Scarface.

How much would 15 seeds harvest? I just need to know so I don't get fucked when they get me the weed in how-ever many months.

inb4: I live with my parents, haha, real funny. Fuck you.

tl;dr: How much weed will 15 seeds get me?

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Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 19:23:52 No.2272

>>2271
most of us on here just smoke and don't grow. I have some seeds left over I got from these mids that I'm thinking about planting in some dirt somewhere once the weather warms up. idk how that's going to work out.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 20:35:07 No.2273

>>2272
All I know is that if you don't keep your eye on em, it could go south. Get rid of the males, keep the women.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 20:36:12 No.2274

>all that unnecessary backstory
I don't care how high you are, stop being a twat.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 21:07:00 No.2275

>>2273
yeah I know botany is important to anyone trying to grow weed.

Spoons 01/23/15 (Fri) 18:09:00 No.2296

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Alright OP let me throw you a bone.

Harvest Quantities and Quality rely on MANY, MANY, variables.
Biggest thing is having experienced and knowledgeable growers that are willing to spend the time and money to run a decent op.

So with that being said 15 seeds doesn't really mean anything m8. There could be 2 females or 12 females and until you know that there is absolutely no way of giving you an estimate. Even then it's extremely rough.

So let's say we take every variable out and make it a 50/50 male to female ratio etc. etc.

If you had 7 completely healthy, decent strains you could look at a general rule of thumb of 2 ounces per plant. With advanced methods (sea of green, etc) you're obviously looking at higher yields and of course you can always turn a couple healthy plants into mothers and clone the shit out of them. *hint hint*

So first figure out how many females you're working with then assume (if it's not the grower's first few times around the block) 1 to 2 ounces per plant.

>Side note invest in this book or get your best grower to get it if they don't already. Myself and everyone I know swear by this damn thing. Pic Related

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weed demons buddhistexistentialism 01/13/15 (Tue) 21:13:50 No.2146 [Reply]

so i recently smoked for the first time in 10 months. (i have hppd but it has calmed down in the past 2 years). After blazing i had a pretty good "life is great, the jews didnt totally fuck up this world yet" trip. and out of nowhere i got attacked by visions of the end of the world and confusion. I could see demons at corner of my eyes. and generally felt like there was a presence in the room with me and had horrible fucking anxiety. I felt as i couldnt breathe and the world around me was way too intense and even thinking about God or Oneness with the universe made me freak out. went on for like 4 hours. I felt as if a demon attached himself to my brain is making me have horrible experiences. still have anxiety and general uneasiness 4 weeks later. anybody gone through something similar? am i just crazy meow and shouldnt ever smoke weed again?

>pic related

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Stoner 01/16/15 (Fri) 07:13:02 No.2177

>>2153
Oh yeah and do what this guy says as well. Holy shit. I'm not high right now,but damn that gives me some valuable insight.

Stoner 01/16/15 (Fri) 12:27:51 No.2178

>>2153
> You got way higher than you were expecting and you couldn't handle it.

this is so bad it's good, miss those paranoia times

I'm so used to being high I always expect to get higher than I do get fucking sucks.

!!Zdu55oiF8. 01/17/15 (Sat) 02:13:04 No.2187

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>>2176
>>2177
don't feel too bad since the board owner's Christian himself. That's cool dude. I'm fine with all of it. After all, what's a hippie without religion? Hippies can be Christian too. That's why I'm Episcopalian (but the Pope's cool now too).

buddhistexistentialism 01/21/15 (Wed) 22:58:34 No.2279

OP here. forgot about this post. I went to a rave this weekend and among a lot of alcohol I smoked with a bunch of crazy ravers i havent seen in years. we talked about this experience as I was smoking. no anxiety came but I was heavily intoxicated before I even smoked. Ive actually been centering myself everyday and radiating positive energy outward as part of my daily meditation. I dont really plan on getting high anytime soon however due to general life stuff (school, state piss tests, money) but I do plan on revisiting all weed during spring break and the summer. I will post results then. Oh and I should mention that this semester Im taking a bunch of philosophy classes and yoga. also im doing private studies of mysticism and Taoism. So it will be interesting to see how all of that will impact my high a few months from now. Thanks for the advice guys, keep toking.

Stoner 01/22/15 (Thu) 02:59:50 No.2281

>>2279
>>2153 Here
The secret is learn how to administrate your life in both ends. As you become more experienced with weed, you will learn when you can/can't smoke without any effect on the other things in life. The mistake many people do is just smoke anytime and end up being high when they shouldn't.

I think you're doing the right thing, go slow for now, smoke when you're 100% secure. Feel your high and try to judge if it's ok or not to smoke, if you think it's ok, go for it. If you discover you were wrong, you'll end up having a bad trip, try to deal with it, remember what I said on my last post and learn with your mistake to not let this happen again.

Good luck bro.

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Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 05:08:56 No.2245 [Reply]

OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT. I've done fucked up on weed man. I'm on a mad paranoia trip man. My weed must have been laced with acid but I could have sworn my dealer was about to murder this guy who took five dollars from me.

noone 01/21/15 (Wed) 05:17:00 No.2246

your weed hasn't been laced, weed causes paranoia sometimes. I myself am having mad paranoia, you just wanna wait it out. Don't let this ruin your expirience with weed. Don't let a bad trip affect you, and make sure your weed is clean.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 08:09:16 No.2252

KEK

play this song and you'll be good opie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZWxqN3DnI8

it's 100% not laced

but if it is……..

enjoy……..

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 08:58:16 No.2256

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>>2246
it hasn't but man it was an intense paranoia trip. but i still think the bloods are after me.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 15:31:25 No.2263

>>2256
They won't touch big guys.

Stoner 01/21/15 (Wed) 22:40:02 No.2277

>>2256
Just ride it out, you'll be ok

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7 Stoner 12/10/14 (Wed) 22:27:15 No.1532 [Reply]

how was your season?

sometimes i think every man and woman is a sleepy buddha…

Stoner 01/20/15 (Tue) 21:04:20 No.2242

How OP?

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Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 18:58:04 No.2223 [Reply]

Okay, faggots, weird question, I hope you guys can help me out:

I smoke too much and want to cut down. Now, last time I quit smoking it was because I had a piss test and it took me 4 fucking months to piss clean, and even then my urine was so clear the person testing it said I may need to retest (I didn't have to though lol fukk the man).

I don't need to worry about a drug test now, but eventually I'll want to look for a better paying job, and I don't want to wait nearly half a year to piss clean when I start job hunting.

So here's my question: If I start smoking weed once a week instead of 3-4 times a day, will I reach a point where a 3 day to a week break will result in me passing a drug test? Or should I just go cold turkey, wait 4-5 months, and then only smoke once a or twice a week?

As a follow-up, if that's possible, any estimation of how long it would take?

I think that it's entirely possible, since if I'm smoking less my THC levels in my fat cells would decrease anyway, but I'd like a second opinion, even from a lay person.

Stoner 01/20/15 (Tue) 05:46:40 No.2237

Diet, exercise and drink tons of cranberry juice.

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Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 22:51:47 No.1612 [Reply]

Is mailing weed a retarded idea?

I'm back from college, and I need a fix asap. My friend back over there suggested mailing me some heavily wrapped up to a PO box or some shit. Am I gonna go to prison if I try this?

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Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:34:48 No.2213

>>1612
Have friend wrap it in vacum-sealed bag, wash with rubbing alcohol, wrap in another vacum-sealed bag, wash with rubbing alcohol, put inside of mylar bag, wash with rubbing alcohol. Put inside of box with address written on it, put that inside of flat rate box, put required postage on the flat rate box (which will obviously also have the address on it), and drop it in the blue drop-off box.

Use your real name and address, or it will stand out and get flagged.

It's not getting detected. If it somehow does, do not under any circumstances sign for it, or pick it up from the post office. If you get a "Love Letter" saying they intercepted it, it's fucked, but chances are if your friend is not an idiot, it will never get detected.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:37:59 No.2214

>>1664
Stupid people pls. Don't comment when you don't know what you're talking about. You're as bad as an irl friend who think that they can detect the smell through mylar bags, and xray domestic packages… They aren't even that concerned about drugs in the mail to begin with; they only intercept a package if something seriously stands out.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:40:55 No.2215

>>1992
>>1991
Sounds like someone has no clue what he is talking about. They can't prove that YOU ordered the weed unless you are fucking stupid. If they want you to sign for it, refuse, and say you were not expecting a package. Then they can't execute the conditional search warrant because you didn't fulfill the condition by accepting&signing for it. Seriously, where does all of this baseless FUD come from?

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 07:18:30 No.2219

>>2215
>refuse to sign for it
If you're going to reject a large package if you have to sign for it, then why bother taking the risk in the first place?? Just go and get it the old fashioned way.

Look, in most states including mine, buying, selling and possession are all crimes. It doesn't matter that you bought it; it just matters that you have it.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 07:35:52 No.2220

>>2219
>If you're going to reject a large package if you have to sign for it, then why bother taking the risk in the first place?? Just go and get it the old fashioned way.

You're not making any sense at all…

>Look, in most states including mine, buying, selling and possession are all crimes. It doesn't matter that you bought it; it just matters that you have it.

This is why they cannot do anything at all if you don't accept it… If you do accept it, and they execute a search warrant, but don't find anything, and can't find proof that you ordered it, then there is nothing to make a case with. Quit being "that guy."

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Stoner 01/03/15 (Sat) 09:39:55 No.2000 [Reply]

Lmao I just smoked a bitch amount of whatever I scraped from my bong and grinder. Feeling pretty good though. Probably some of that was moldy or some shit but whatever. I'm trying to get a job soon so hopefully I never have to be scraping my grinder or bong for a longggg time…. Seriously it's pitiful.

I do it because I might as well. The very very last bit of weed left pretty much. Looked like shit, it was hard enough to get it in the bowl because it was finely ground up paticles, like dust. Pretty much dust.

Apologize for typing, I didn't know it'd get me this high. It's amazing, it's a gift from the labor spent scraping it.

Who here's in desperate times?

Stoner 01/03/15 (Sat) 15:41:01 No.2002

>>2000
Ohhh man, I am in such desperate times it's shameful.
I've already scraped my bongs, grinders, busted open the ends of joints for those little unsmoked flakes. Shit I even scraped the minute crystals off the stems last night. I am so disappoint…

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:30:55 No.2212

I had a pipe absolutely caked in resin. Seriously, a good 90% of the bowl was filled with resin. I cleaned that pipe out and couldn't smoke it all in one session. Took me all day to smoke that resin up.

Laboring to get your weed/high maeks it so much better.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 06:26:26 No.2217

desperate times anon. I've had to do that multiple times with my bong.

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Stoner 12/28/14 (Sun) 23:24:08 No.1886 [Reply]

Incoming from /v/.

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Stoner 12/28/14 (Sun) 23:31:27 No.1892

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>>1891
>>1890
>>1889
>>1888
>>1887
>>1886

Stoner 12/28/14 (Sun) 23:33:21 No.1893

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>>1888
>>1888
>>1888
I guess you could say he detonated this bomb…WITH NO SURVIVORS

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>>1886

Stoner 12/29/14 (Mon) 00:49:58 No.1895

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>>1888

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:44:08 No.2216

>>1888
>wasted.jpg

Too. Fucking. Perfect.

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Stoner 12/10/14 (Wed) 05:26:31 No.1518 [Reply]

Newbie at weed, never smoked it but I want to,any suggestions on how to get some?

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Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 22:53:55 No.1748

>>1734
You could order some sensiseeds and grow them your self. But you have to wait 9 weeks.

Stoner 12/19/14 (Fri) 07:56:35 No.1755

>>1743
How to tell if they're okay with/do it?

I don't really want to get fired if they go running to the boss after I mention it wrong.

>>1748
Plan on doing this when I get my own place sometime next year.

Stoner 01/05/15 (Mon) 00:04:10 No.2016

>>1755
go out for a smoke with the suspected smoker and ask to borrow his lighter. Look at the bottom of the lighter and look for ash on it. or check to see if the safety has been taken off. either of these are fairly good ways that dont require you to even mention weed.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:11:48 No.2207

>>1570
>>1602
>order dozens of times from darknet
>not even a Love Letter

It's not that hard if you aren't retarded.

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 05:13:19 No.2208

>>1734
>$30 a gram online
You're doing it wrong, or you're ordering top shelf shit a gram at a time, which is still the wrong way.

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Dank memes thread Marijuana Enthusiast 01/17/15 (Sat) 07:06:39 No.2189 [Reply]

Guys post ur dankist possibly weed related memes itt. man I am high.

Stoner 01/17/15 (Sat) 23:47:36 No.2204

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sandal goose
the best meme

Stoner 01/18/15 (Sun) 04:43:08 No.2205

>>2204
>Dat flora

Maui or Oahu.

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Marijuana Enthusiast 01/17/15 (Sat) 02:29:55 No.2188 [Reply]

Ok so I'm reporting back from my outing turning up with the niggas at the club last night. Here's a pic of the crime scene and one of the joints I smoked. I always use Rizla rolling papers. I swear by them. I like the blue ones better though since they're a finer weight and you can double roll

>Smoked my first spliff from >>2165 around 7:00 PM
>Got really high but saved some of the joint for later
>9:45 PM: Start rolling my second joint and get ready to go
>10:00 PM headed out to the club and there was this long ass line in front. ghetto ass suv limo rolls up
>11:00PM-12:45AM in the club
>smoke my spliff inside
>turn the fuck up
>smoke my roach
>home-dealer I buy from on the street is there
>buy some more weed
>dealer has papers
>go to the bathroom and roll another joint
>blaze that shit up in the bathroom
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