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Stoner 12/22/14 (Mon) 23:52:09 No.1784 [Reply]

>be the evening
>coming home from my court-ordered community service
>radio station having an all request weekend
>hear this Mexican guy come on the radio
>somebody must have requested cheech and chong

Merry Christmas stoners!

Stoner 12/23/14 (Tue) 15:17:34 No.1792

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Yay :3

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Halp Stoner 12/19/14 (Fri) 03:55:23 No.1751 [Reply]

I need sites with tips on how to plant.

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Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 12:14:54 No.1732 [Reply]

I have been dry for eight months now.
I got caught by my hardcore anti-weed roommate, and the bastard nearly turned me in to the landlord over it. The only way I could get him off my back was by getting rid of all my pieces and no longer smoking.
Hey, being dry's better than homeless, right?
So I'm in Nevada right now on vacation, and I really want some weed. One major problem:
I have zero experience in finding anyone to sell me weed.
At home, I have an old buddy (knew him since elementary school) that would always hook me up whenever I needed, so I never had to try and score any on my own. So I have to ask, guys, can you either give me some tips on where to go to easily find some weed, or would anybody in Reno, NV be willing to meet up and sell me some?
Kind of a long shot there, I know. Lol

Quick side note: I'm 18, so bars are out. I travel down here every once in a while, and have bought pipes at one of the local smoke shops before, but not nearly often enough for them to recognize me. Tomorrow's my last day in Reno before I end up moving out to Elko for a while.

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 21:05:10 No.1742

go to vegas. better yet, take a day trip out to cali if that's possible.

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Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 20:56:51 No.1697 [Reply]

I need a funny/interesting/yummy etc thread going on.

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Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 06:23:27 No.1725

>>1704
my god they're all fagets

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 11:31:21 No.1728

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Guys, contriboot!

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 11:32:31 No.1729

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Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 11:34:17 No.1730

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>>1729

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 11:43:40 No.1731

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>>1728
*countryboot

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Stoner 11/05/14 (Wed) 17:58:39 No.504 [Reply]

Hey /weed/,

I don't smoke pot all that often. Last time I had 5s on a Henry 8th, I smoked most of it in a decent sized joint. I tripped my balls off for 2 hours which was awesome; the problem is, whenever I do even a small amount of weed, my heart goes on turbo drive. The same speed it goes when you've gone all out on the 200m and you're recovering.

Am I cursed to a no-high life, or is there a way I can smoke pot and not nearly induce a heart attack?

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 22:45:10 No.1655

>>1652
probably because he smokes weed

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 23:22:41 No.1658

>>504
It used to be like that for me too at first
Just wait to build a small tolerance and it'll stop
Nowadays I can just smoke weed all day erry day

Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 01:08:20 No.1662

>>504
You need to do what >>1658 said and build up a tolerance

When i first got high i thought my heart was going to explode. After that i would get high from only 1 hit. you have a initial tolerance to THC that you must smoke through before you get your first high (at least this is true for most people) after that you will probably have a really really low tolerance, so don't think you are going to need to smoke as much as you did before to get high.

You might be smoking too much. Try just a hit or two out of a pipe, see how that works our for ya

Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 02:49:03 No.1667

>>1662
I'm taking a nice T-break over the holidays so I can get high as fuck when I turn up this January. especially if it snows.

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 09:21:22 No.1727

>>1667

T-Breaks make you and your wallet happy. Happy stoning motherfucker.

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Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 05:40:54 No.1689 [Reply]

Is Radiohead the best band to listen to high?

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 13:03:22 No.1690

no, when you're deppresed

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 18:54:05 No.1696

>>1690
When you are depressed? Or, when you are not depressed?

>Shakespeare 2014

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 22:45:20 No.1706

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Guess again, get ready to feel like you're walking on the hot sands of a desert on a journey to accept your inevitable death.

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 03:45:10 No.1716

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beatles are nice, but when I take that first hit of acid, I'm listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon."

Last time I got so high I couldn't remember what music I listened to. I think it was journey. All I remember is that they were playing "Buffalo Soldier" (runtime 4:20 min) in this Caribbean restaurant down the street.

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 05:16:56 No.1724

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No dude, Angels and Airwaves is the band to listen to if you want all them space vibes

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 18:43:28 No.1694 [Reply]

I ate them

Stoner 12/18/14 (Thu) 04:01:20 No.1717

the weed in front of the cops or the weed brownies on your own time??

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 20:46:05 No.1650 [Reply]

Marijuana appreciation thread

I asked for one thing guys one fucking thing. one fucking thing…I wanted to be able to get high as fuck and smoke as much as i wanted where ever I wanted…..After 2008 medical weed passed in my state B.H.O DABS (Honey Oil) is readily available…..Thank you Pot Gods.

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Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 06:26:18 No.1672

the thread in 420chan wasn't enough?

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 13:06:15 No.1691

>>1668
oups my proxy

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 13:06:41 No.1692

>>1691
what ? now i'm Belgian, i'm okay with this

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 18:53:00 No.1695

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>>1650
I'm so jealous of you guys.It makes me sad to live in the most anti-drug-tolerating EU country.

(Not like it would stop anyone who wants to get fucked up by anything. Just bad to think about.)

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 23:15:48 No.1708

>>1692
>Belgium
>country

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 05:05:03 No.1635 [Reply]

>mfw when the United States of America has the best weed in the world

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 12:54:27 No.1640

>Colorado* has the best weed in the world
ftfy
Goes to show what happens when a populous is freely allowed to delve into growing.

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 13:06:15 No.1641

>>1640
Colorado vs Washington?

GOD BLESS AMERICA Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 23:28:04 No.1659

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>>1637
well there's nothing wrong with making a nice spliff. it helps you smoke a big joint and conserve weed.
>>1640
CO man. it's what happens when you put freedom into the mixture. competition making everything better for the consumer. not only that, but people make money, cities get more tax revenue and uses that mone to make its citizens lives better. it's the very spirit of American capitalism capitalism.

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 00:27:24 No.1684

>>1637
As a euro lightweight, I like it. I like the act of smoking, it's relaxing, and stretching a bit of weed across a couple of joints is pretty neat.

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 02:59:01 No.1686

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Feels good mang

Usa usa usa

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 01:41:29 No.1624 [Reply]

What do you guys like to drink when high? I like a Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Cit 12/15/14 (Mon) 02:52:54 No.1626

A beer
Or a ginger beer

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 17:06:32 No.1644

>>1624
big ass glass of orange juice or sweet tea

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 20:31:06 No.1647

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water

Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 03:13:12 No.1669

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>>1624
>mikes hard lemonade
>14 year old girl confirmed
come on man. at least get some regular lemonade and spike it with some rum. that's how you do it man. much more respectable than a flavoured malt beverage.

Coca-Cola usually. Also, I think, but I'm not quite sure but I think it's idk man. I'm trying to remember. I think it was…nope really not sure.

beer is pretty good though. just as long as it's not too much beer. tho it's cool if you drink a lot of beer. as long as you don't green out. liquor is pretty good too.

when I'm getting high at the club, I drink water out of the bathroom sink because water is expensive af there.

Stoner 12/17/14 (Wed) 00:25:30 No.1683

Ginger motherfucking beer. Fresh as fuck, completely nukes any dryness, lovely stuff.
>>1626
This fucker's got it right.

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Stoner 11/24/14 (Mon) 03:30:04 No.1243 [Reply]

im sure most of you guys are stoners. lets share stories

>over cousins house (he rents 1 room) and lets call him black samurai
>we decided to go smoke 2 blunts between the two off us
>we forgot that the owners are home
>walk through the front door high as a kite
>we go upstairs to where his room is located
>turns on ps4 to play some vydia games
>random noises emerges from downstairs
>i ask black samurai whats going on
>he apologizes, telling me that on every Wednesday the homeowners start praying
> wut.jpeg
>noises get louder and random clapping comes from downstairs
> these guys are nuts
> goes downstairs to see what the hell they are doing
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Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 03:41:31 No.1599

>>1586
or you grew a tolerance

Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 03:48:48 No.1603

>a few months ago
>score some crappy weed for birthday, didn't know what the fuck i was getting into
>friend takes a hit, he's fine, melting into the sofa
>i take a HUGE hit
>nausea
>realise i need to get to the toilet before i get too high to move
>dash to bog, sit on it in case i'm sick
>spend the next hour or so tripping serious balls
>be convinced piranhas are eating my leg
>see a hole in time and space
>keep telling myself that i'll be fine if i stay sitting on the toilet
>stay on toilet for i don't know how long
>stagger into bed when high dies down and sleep like a log
i don't know what happened, my friend didn't feel anything out of the ordinary
still convinced it was laced with something though, no matter what he says

Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 22:19:54 No.1609

>>1586
Had a similar effect once.
>out in a park with a friend
>smoke a couple of joints
>suddenly notice my vision's getting all funky
>as if my eyes had a fish-eye filter on them
>sitting tripping the hell out looking at slides and shit
>friend looks at me and starts cracking up
>in fish-eye vision
It was bretty good.

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 21:17:02 No.1653

>In sisters car with her girlfriend and girlfriend's brother
>Sister gets out spoon
>Epic wub wub music
>Hotboxing begins
>Everyone takes a hit
>My turn
>RIPS IT
>Ohshit.jpg
>Second time smoking weed
>Passes the spoon
>Shit is gettin crazy
>My turn again
>OH MY GOD
>Thinks everyone's an animal, feeling like car is keeping me bag
>Touching the ceiling of the car like a mime would to an invisible box
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Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 09:22:33 No.1680

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>>1586
sounds kinda like Agent Orange, which was one of my favs back in the day

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 22:40:58 No.1654 [Reply]

guys it's a Christmas miracle

>be me
>be a poorfag
>ran out of weed and haven't smoked real tree in days
>smoked some resin a few days ago
>been scraping up as much weed as I can
>finally ran out
until suddenly,
>be cleaning my dorm room today
>around 4:20 PM
>find a plastic bag with some leftover weed in it
>enough to put in my bong
>got one rip
>mfw finally got some weed
>Christmas miracle

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 23:47:33 No.1660

Christmas miracle thread ? Christmas miracle thread

>be christmas 2013
>be at grandmas place spending all day one computer
>"anon, can you come with me buy some groceries ?"
>I really wanna stay on my computer
>"come on, you've been on your thing all week"
>dammitgrandma.jpg
>had to leave
>walk down the street to the supermarket
>suddenly I see something on the ground
>"is this ?.. No way…"
>a fucking bag of weed, one big bud left in it
>"No fucking way…"
>I recognize the bag
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Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 09:18:38 No.1679

>>1660
Things in New Caledonia sound poppin'

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Stoner 11/12/14 (Wed) 00:25:17 No.788 [Reply]

what do you guys cop on the regular?
for me its not exotic dank and beasters

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Stoner 12/12/14 (Fri) 10:57:54 No.1558

Exotic or dank, thank god I live in a border state

Stoner 12/12/14 (Fri) 11:04:08 No.1560

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>>1112
become the weed dealer your town deserves, grow my man. Grow like no one has ever grown before. Grab onto your dreams and follow em man, never give up.

Stoner 12/12/14 (Fri) 14:53:08 No.1561

>>1558
you live on the good border, right?

Stoner 12/12/14 (Fri) 18:10:12 No.1568

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>>1561
>mfw I live on "the bad border" and I'm still able to get exotic or dank

Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 08:14:53 No.1678

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>>1561
bordering the big CO, awww yeaaaaaaah

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Stoner 12/13/14 (Sat) 16:35:50 No.1588 [Reply]

Long story short i spilled Chinese food on my weed. Specifically wonton soup. I just finished drying it and I want to know if I can still smoke it. Anybody ever ha something similar happen to them?

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Stoner 12/13/14 (Sat) 18:08:20 No.1590

Smoke it and tell us about it. You might have found the crack of weed

Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 03:14:53 No.1595

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put it in the toaster oven for a few minutes on warm. that's whatever I do when my weed accidentally gets wet.

>tfw high
>tfw during the starving hours (no dining hall is open so no free food)
>tfw when you spill your ramen every time you get high

>>1590
dude dabs have already taken their place as the weed crack man.

Stoner 12/14/14 (Sun) 13:09:29 No.1607

don't see why not, might taste a little nasty but unless the soup had some funky chemicals in it you should be fine

>>1595
wont' that burn some of the thc out though if you have it too hot?

Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 01:02:55 No.1621

>>1607
put it on the lowest setting for several minutes. it shouldn't burn out too much of it. granted it will be much lower quality weed afterward though.

Stoner 12/16/14 (Tue) 08:10:30 No.1676

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EAT THAT WONTON SOUP, THAT'S JUST HOW I DO. YOUR WEED IS NOW BASED ANON

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Stoner 12/05/14 (Fri) 21:20:29 No.1435 [Reply]

ITT: Spice

So, I smoked some this morning, and am now just feeling like I am completely sober.

Like, it was insane.

If I want to take a tolerance break from Mary Jane, can I, theoretically, smoke Spice and still not have to worry about my tolerance? I imagine not, but yeah.

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Stoner 12/15/14 (Mon) 01:19:38 No.1623

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