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Anonymous 10/24/14 (Fri) 12:10:38 No.28 [Reply]

Move your jive ass over here, you filthy stoner!
>in ITT: music

http://youtu.be/BtJYR9d9rh8

>no embed because I'm a huge fagget
(mod is high please excuse)

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Stoner 04/09/15 (Thu) 05:11:03 No.3224

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Yup.

Snoter 04/10/15 (Fri) 14:49:42 No.3228

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Forgotten Songs Of The 90s/00s - great and short enough mash up!

Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 12:30:39 No.3717

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If you guys like Hip Hop my dude Davonte the bonafide just finished his first project and this song in particular is about bud (not in a cliche way) let me know what you guys think I did the cover artwork.

https://soundcloud.com/davonte-the-bonafide/davonte-the-bonafide-last-four-days-faded?in=davonte-the-bonafide/sets/long-awaited

Stoner 07/06/15 (Mon) 06:01:14 No.3734

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here's hoping I know how to embed

Stoner 07/07/15 (Tue) 03:42:25 No.3737

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>listening to stoner music

yeah, i love to waste my high

>>2792

>>2821

>>3734

these are the only allright things itt

you guys are kind pleb's

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Stoner 07/01/15 (Wed) 23:51:48 No.3712 [Reply]

How should I go about finding weed when I'm new to an area?

Stoner 07/03/15 (Fri) 16:04:47 No.3728

Darknet.

Greatest Weed Stories Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 05:57:12 No.3714 [Reply]

Post the best.

My contribution.

https://youtu.be/IUm1Bc4En6s

Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 05:57:58 No.3715

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sorry forgot to embed

Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 12:55:52 No.3719

>be me

>be about to get my case dismissed for marijuana possession

>did my community service

>had a couple of positive drug tests swept under the rug

>ready to get my case over and done with

>headed out to my court date

>walking to court

>check in my briefcase

>find a dime bag of weed in there

>oh shit I'm gonna get arrested again

>what do

>didn't want to drop the weed

>can't go into court high

>thought of a great idea

>shoved the weed in the bag up my ass

>went through security and the entire court hearing with a dime bag of weed shoved up my ass

>the judge asked me if I had done everything to get my case dismissed (which includes not having a bag of weed up your ass in court)

>said "Yes your honor"

>case closed and dismissed

>don't have to worry about going to jail for weed anymore

success.

Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 13:25:51 No.3720

>>3719

Why didn't you just leave the weed in your car?

Stoner 07/02/15 (Thu) 18:03:59 No.3722

>>3720

because his ass was craving something to fill 'er up.

Stoner 07/03/15 (Fri) 14:51:47 No.3727

>>3720

I don't have a car. Like I said I was walking to the courthouse.

Vaporizers First timer 06/30/15 (Tue) 22:26:41 No.3701 [Reply]

Hello, I am looking to buy a vaporizer it's going to be my first one the EMOW mega starter kit it is worth buying it at all if not what are my other options?

Also what flavour should my first e-liquid be I have a big sweet tooth.

Stoner 07/01/15 (Wed) 19:30:44 No.3709

fuck vaporizers because they don't extract the thc/cbd etc. content enough.

b-b-but, vaporizers actually… STFU. I know what I fucking feel. If it's a perfet extraction, why the hell can I still get a weak ass high off of the avb?

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New Dealer Help Stoner 06/29/15 (Mon) 01:04:31 No.3691 [Reply]

So I have a question on if a situation seems sketch or not. I never used any social media before to get a drug dealer, and I was contacted on meetme by a guy that claims he has some for a decent price. I had stoner as one of my tags on that app, What do you guys think?

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Halp Stoner 06/27/15 (Sat) 07:53:16 No.3680 [Reply]

Hello, what are some things to look out for when buying a cannabis grinders online.

Do you guys have any prefrences or favorites that you can link?

My keef chamber got de threaded and my wifes gtinder is one of those rip off aluminum ones….

I just want a 3 or 4/5 chamber gtinder that is extremely magnetic, durable, portable, and does the job nicely.

Stoner 06/28/15 (Sun) 02:21:29 No.3684

>>3680

rip off aluminium? that is the best material for a grinder. that's why all the grinders worth buying will be aluminium.

I recommend this grinder (lifetime warranty) - www.theothersidevapes.com/new-category-7/

I have this - http://www.theothersidevapes.com/mini-santa-cruz-shredder-gun-metal-aluminum-4-piece-grinder/ and it's a little tank

Stoner 06/28/15 (Sun) 02:58:40 No.3685

Ugh I hate it when the threads get busted on them. It's so annoying. Basically you want a three chamber stainless steal grinder, which will run you around twenty bucks and up. I needed to save money, so I only got a one chamber plastic one. It's better than breaking it up with your hands, but it's hard to get all of the weed out.

Stoner 06/28/15 (Sun) 07:38:50 No.3687

>>3685

get out, pleb

Stoner 06/28/15 (Sun) 09:08:04 No.3688

>>3687

didn't I already tell you I was a poorfag

Stoner 06/30/15 (Tue) 21:06:00 No.3700

>>3684

btw forgot to mention I vape using a MFLB

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Stoner 06/21/15 (Sun) 03:57:44 No.3662 [Reply]

Are headaches only a thing when vaping with MFLB? I only smoked a few times in the past, but I never got headaches.

Stoner 06/25/15 (Thu) 17:19:34 No.3674

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>>3662

you're doing it wrong matey. you're either burning it and essentially using it as a pipe (i usually vape until the vapour starts to get the slightest bit harsh) or you've got a strain that doesn't have the right levels of cannabinoids for your body to handle. try a less potent strain if you have the option to

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Stoner 06/25/15 (Thu) 16:06:19 No.3673 [Reply]

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal.

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how do you do the things that you do Snoter 06/02/15 (Tue) 08:34:15 No.3616 [Reply]

How do you keep yourself productive? I mostly cancel friends, and duties for the whole day after i blaze alone - which is my fav.

So, what's your situation?

Stoner 06/03/15 (Wed) 00:19:27 No.3617

>>3616

try to smoke less, and before you smoke, make a list of what you need to do.

maybe it works

Stoner 06/04/15 (Thu) 00:48:56 No.3618

>>3616

I usually smoke in the evening, but even when I wake and bake I wind up cleaning my house and organizing all my work. It has more to do with putting things in patterns, which is my favorite thing to do when high

Stoner 06/13/15 (Sat) 19:34:33 No.3644

>>3617

I really need to get into this organizing thing. It might actually save my life.

Stoner 06/23/15 (Tue) 12:25:45 No.3667

>>3644

i have the same thing going on.

if you want to start organising your shit, start with something small, for example, clean your desktop, you will then see it looking all tight and shit and you will have a more clean thoughtstream. then continue this and start cleaning something bigger like your bedroom.

this shit seriously works, you will have a much more organised mind when you are in an organised environment.

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Stoner 12/31/14 (Wed) 10:56:40 No.1931 [Reply]

>so high that i sprayed perfume in my eyes
>so high that I looked for a lighter in a dark room using a lighter for light
>so high that I thought I was a tornado once
share your storry /weed/

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Stoner 04/28/15 (Tue) 12:38:22 No.3421

>>1931

aww man if tornados had babies with humans they would be like air benders

Stoner 05/29/15 (Fri) 22:26:28 No.3605

>so high that I put the jam on the plank and the toast on it then

>>1935

that guy

Stoner 06/18/15 (Thu) 00:54:53 No.3653

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>yeah sure i'll play some arma with ya just let me kill on this joint buddy :)

>open arma, alt+tab

>start smoking joint

>browsing youtube

>listening to old early morning bbc drum n bass

>"this is amazing"

>leaning back in chair

>killing on joint

>start zoning out

>think about cool thing to do in photoshop

>open up photoshop and start working on assets

>endlessly cycle through different asset patterns

>end up not using anything that i had throught about using

>lose whatever train of thought i originally had

>whatamidoing.mp4

>joint has long been out

>"god i'm so bored"

>browsing fullchan

>friend pm's me on steam

>"so did you finish your joint lol?"

>it's been three hours

>i forgot about him entirely

>feel like i'm starting to come down already

>"hold on let me pack a bowl"

Stoner 06/22/15 (Mon) 05:16:10 No.3665

>>1983

This story is missing a few pieces I think

Why lift when its all bout the face 06/22/15 (Mon) 16:09:02 No.3666

>so high I can't even smoke properly and just waste the rest of the joint

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DWC Info idk 06/21/15 (Sun) 06:49:55 No.3663 [Reply]

Gotta 18 gallon DWC grow and wondering how much of the general hydroponics floragrow I should put in it. yeah i know google but if you grow that would be convenient thx

Stoner 06/14/15 (Sun) 12:37:28 No.3645 [Reply]

So b I'm on my last paper and I'm too lazy to get dressed and leave the house.

I'm gonna roll a big one that would be good for 3-4 times.

But after I put it out where do I store it? I used to store it with the rest of my bud but half smoked js reek like shieeet and it made the rest of the weed there taste like shit to smoke.

Where/how can I store it? I figure I just tape it outside my window?

Stoner 06/18/15 (Thu) 17:42:37 No.3654

Take a can, cut it in half, make a slit on the top half. Store in there and half the top half as a lid.

Why lift when its all bout the face 06/19/15 (Fri) 11:45:00 No.3656

>>3654

I found another jar that I'll use for weed and keep storing my half smoked shit in the one that already smells like death.

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customgrow420 Stoner 05/22/15 (Fri) 20:03:25 No.3546 [Reply]

Nobody subscribes to this faggot on youtube, right? Of all the people to have that amount of subscribers "advocating" medical marijuana…..

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Stoner 06/08/15 (Mon) 05:49:21 No.3628

the fact that he looks like that and owns so much glass tells me he's a burn out rich kid faggot which makes me hate him

Stoner 06/08/15 (Mon) 20:16:46 No.3629

>>3628

he's fuckin married, who could ever love a shitbag like him

Stoner 06/10/15 (Wed) 13:26:36 No.3633

>>3629

A juggalette, lol.

Stoner 06/11/15 (Thu) 20:15:59 No.3638

>>3558

I only like his intro :-) trash the rest of the video

Stoner 06/18/15 (Thu) 00:34:26 No.3650

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>>3572

so let me get this straight.

i'm not supposed to sub to him because he served two years for a knife altercation and his wife likes to publicly embarrass him?

i don't know about that. a lot can change in 9 years. A LOT. i don't feel like i should stomp my feet around like a little kid because of someones personal life.

especially over something that happened in 2006; 9 YEARS AGO.

so his wife made him drag their kid to hempfest and the kid was throwing a fit and the man just let the kid throw a fit. i see that kind of shit happen EVERYDAY.

it seems like she went out of her way to call him "abusive" which i think most of us understand as a blanket term often used for "he doesn't listen to what i say and it leaves me to no other choice but to bitch whip him as hard as possible"

i sub to this guy, because he smokes hella weed and he's pretty funny to look at; i skip his little intro thing but i try not to take THAT too personally.

you guys are getting so bent up that it makes me think that maybe OP and a couple others have some kind of agenda? i don't know but it seems like you guys are taking a little too hard of a look into some random youtube stoners personal life.

you guys are getting on some tabloid level bullshit right now. just eating it up too.

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Stoner 06/11/15 (Thu) 00:01:16 No.3635 [Reply]

Why the hell do water bongs have a carb hole? just lift the fucking bowl, it has a handle most of the time

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Pipes Stoner 06/04/15 (Thu) 01:34:17 No.3619 [Reply]

Good places to buy glass pipes online?

Stoner 06/04/15 (Thu) 13:09:56 No.3622

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1/188-2167956-8369459?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=pipes

No problem, brother.

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