/weed/ - Marijuana

>do something today that your future self will thank you for.

I'm taking a tolerance break and my future self will enjoy that greatly.

What gay bar were you in when you recorded that?

>>3593

5/10 It was OK

It looked like you took a drink of your parents' whiskey for the first time. INHALE ALL THAT SHIT FAGGOT.

But you have to feminize cannabis. If you don't, then the buds won't grow into the right flowers that you can smoke.

Hey and as for the first article, I'm all for having more stoner chicks in this world. Who wouldn't want to hang out with more people like these girls?

>>3494

don't buy a bong that's too small or you'll end up getting bongwater in your mouth

>>3498

you could do this but it will taste like shit and the three pieces will smell like death after you've used it some time. plus i still think that inhaling smoke through plastic will get some of the chemicals in your system which is bad.

you could go for the waterfall, or the gravity bong, but you'll need a bucket of water to use it. on the other hand, your parents won't flip shit when they find a bucket in your room/car and if you choose the waterfall (i've never used the gravity bong) you'll just have a plastic bottle with a tiny hole in the bottom in your room and the bottlecap with the bowl is so small that you can hide it anywhere, also this will be the only part that will be smelly.

Here's a bong I found recently, looks good, good reviews, and only a foot tall.

http://m.dhgate.com/product/glass-water-smoking-pipe-percolator-pipes/203464552.html#pd-019

Assuming you get something working, make sure you smoke outside or somewhere incredibly well ventilated, or with a fan. The smell's a dead giveaway.

Also, hide it away from wherever you smoke. Say you smoke in your bedroom, hide it in the garage or something. Inconvenient, but safer.

>>3511

that one looks good because it looks like it would devide the smoke in nice little bubbles so you won't drink any bongwater.

this comes from someone who has no real exp. with bongs tho, but i have done quite some research

>>3494

OK op listen to me, this is how to make a bong like a kiwi, its safe as bro.

get a water bottle, any size but not too small or big. powerade size would be good.

chuck some garden hose in for the stem. refer to any bong for design.

now heres the awesome part. the cone piece. find a thimble or buy one for 10c, COMPLETELY BURN OFF ALL THE GALVINIZED METAL SO THAT NO BLUE SMOKE IS COMING OFF THE THIMBLE ANYMORE

straight up if you do this wrong you will give yourself cancer(not really but it's harmful)

its easy as, burn the inside outside and everywhere else so no silver is showing anymore.

put holes in thimble, not too big. put thimble in hose. put weed in thimble. also works as a drop cone

thimbles are the best make shift cone piece in the world.

Well my computer isn't letting me post any pics so fuck.

>>3531

if you did it more than once a week, then yeah chances are you're going to be kinda screwed. if it's jsut an occasional thing you should be alright.

jusat work out a lot for a couple days to burn as much fat, then eat a lot of carbs so your body isn't using up fat and getting rid of the stuff that's dissolved in them

>>3541

more like three times a week… so I'm fucked.

>>3542

how long will it take for me to be clean?

>>3531

look up drinking vinegar to clear marijuana out of your system, usualy 2-3 weeks to clear out but i can stay in your system for up to 3 months, if you are found out on the test they can't just fire you on the spot. you will need to pass a second one later on. you should be fine dude. other than the vinegar trick you could order something online/off darkweb that cleans your system in 24 hours

That's a fucking lot for your first time, man.

I used only about 2 grams of dank in my brownies and I split that with 3 different people.

We all got incredibly high because it was all our first times.

If you take an eighth by yourself for your first time you might have some mental difficulties.

>>3385

Well fuck

How much of it am I eating if I want to play games later?

>>3387

1/6 of the brownie would be 0.58 grams so try that and wait an hour to see if you want to eat more. Be careful since if you have a low tolerance and want to be functional later.

>>3380

don't be a babylife eat a whole brownie

man i have never understood low tolerance. im from new zealand and we can just smoke and smoke and smoke, only pussies say no to a cone, and we usually spin with tobacco and smoke thimbles full of it. i have smoked an o in one sitting and driven home afterwards and had another sesh.

i remember my first time doing pot brownies. i got 100% on a programming test shit was fucked i was waaaaay to fucked to go to course that but. i had them at about 10pm the previous night and my test started at about 8-10am next day i think.

I have only ever made brownies out of cabbage and everybody is different. i would recommend having one piece of brownie and no more at all. see what you feel. wait a day or two for the buzz to fully wear off. then take how much you think you can handle. but one will probably get you fucked as, even more so if you are using actual bud and not cab

HOW DID YOU MAKE THEM?

It's short for nuggets

>>3547

You "We" may be but we "We" ain't call shit baby!

>>3561

>>3547

this

It's self explained. buds resemble nuggets. there for nugs because people always find a way to shorten thi

>>3573

What profession allows you to be high all the time?

>>3551

The last 8 years.

well im a dealer so im stoned 24/7 as i have an excess supply of dope.i do literally everything high from housework, driving, dealing, and fighting.

i wake up and have a made wake and bake, breakfast workout get baked, bum around all day do some drops or get ppl to come to me if i trust them

new zealand reporting in

harden the fuck up cunts

>>3579

also I only smoke dropcone OG bongs using a thimble as a cone piece which i full pack of dope spinned with tobacco. i chug back probably 5 of these every couple hours all day

>>3574

dealing

otherwise literally any job that does not drug test provided you can act normal when stoned and not looked stoned

>>3117

weed speeds up your metabolism, smoking it often can lead to weight loss.

source: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/367234

>. Smoked marijuana caused an increase in metabolic rate that also peaked after 15 min. Pretreatment with propranolol completely abolished the increase in hypercapnic ventilatory response, but did not affect the other changes. Thus, smoked marijuana had stimulatory effects on metabolic rate, ventilation, and the ventilatory response to CO2. The latter appears to be mediated by the beta sympathetic nervous system.

Though, nothing can truly combat a shit diet and lack of exercise. You'll be fat if you eat a lot regardless.

You won't loose weight just from weed alone, you'll still have to put some effort into it. You can loose weight while smoking weed and not have to push yourself too hard. A simple activity such as walking can be good enough as long as you walk a good distance.

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>>2549

this. No matter how many fancy things I acquire I always go back to my pipe.

>>2415

if you mean with saving for later that you put out the joint and continue it later, then you are wrong.

a bowl may contain less weed so you can just finish it instead of leaving some of it in the bowl for later

a joint gets really really nasty if it has been out for some time, it gets a bit moist and stuff and then it tastes like an ashtray, i'd rather finish my joint and just be a bit too high than put it out and smoke the nasty thing later.

>>3521

i only have exp. with putting out dutch joints, so maybe it's different for joints without tobacco

There is no 1 superior method per se, it all depends on the given situation and the circumstance.