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Movies or Shows when you're high Stoner 03/01/15 (Sun) 02:32:01 No.2814 [Reply]

I was listening to that 99 Luftballons song and it made me think of this French short film "Le Ballon Rouge." Any Frenchmen or Belgians care to comment. I don't even know what I'm typing about.

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Stoner 03/05/15 (Thu) 23:47:39 No.2871

>>2847
Yea i was talking about the ballon rouge, great movie. No i'm in the south France.

Stoner 03/06/15 (Fri) 00:01:21 No.2872

>>2871
Non, je disais que tu veux être le ballon dans le film.

Stoner 03/06/15 (Fri) 02:00:07 No.2874

>>2872
oh ok, being the ballon must be great, though i don't know how it feels !!

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 03:27:33 No.3501

The Mighty Boosh

Stoner 05/19/15 (Tue) 03:17:14 No.3520

I've been watching Wilfred when I chill with my buddy and toke up

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Stoner 05/09/15 (Sat) 19:09:06 No.3475 [Reply]

Who here is toking to study?

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Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 15:13:43 No.3484

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Stoner 05/18/15 (Mon) 11:13:10 No.3513

that game is fucking weird

Stoner 05/18/15 (Mon) 19:10:02 No.3515

>>3513

Did you absorb the Alpaca God yet?

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Stoner 05/11/15 (Mon) 13:38:35 No.3487 [Reply]

Before you pick up that next marijuana cigarette, you should heed this warning.

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Stoner 05/13/15 (Wed) 21:04:12 No.3495

I love these terror ads. They are so ridiculous it's hilarious. Also how they never have stories from anyone who smokes pot and is fine.

Stoner 05/13/15 (Wed) 23:05:15 No.3497

>>3487

mentally replace "smoking weed" with "masturbating" the results are fantastic.

Stoner 05/14/15 (Thu) 14:49:48 No.3499

damn, I am 17x more likely to use coke now.

Stoner 05/14/15 (Thu) 23:09:35 No.3500

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>>3495

>I started smoking weed and then I was on meth two months later. Thanks, Obama.

>It was all that one joint's fault.

>It's not that I had a desire to try other drugs in the first place, it was all the marijuana.

In case you think anti-drug ads were always as bad as this when I went to health class, here's a real one from the 70's when everybody smoked weed that seems a lot more reasonable.

Stoner 05/18/15 (Mon) 03:24:55 No.3512

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>>3497

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Buying Stoner 05/06/15 (Wed) 20:32:21 No.3463 [Reply]

So I know somebody who smokes (not friends but we talk occasionally) and I have never had to find someone to buy weed from since I've always gotten it from a friend who got busted. So how should I go about asking him if he could hook me up without coming across as weird or stupid?

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Stoner 05/07/15 (Thu) 00:09:24 No.3466

>>3464

So just straight up ask him, "can you hook me up with some weed?"

Stoner 05/07/15 (Thu) 06:28:33 No.3468

>>3463

What, are you worried if you ask him he'll think you're a pothead? It's not fucking crack, man!

Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 02:11:35 No.3476

>>3466

Pretty much, yeah. Worst thing he can do is say no. Best thing he can do is hook you up with his guy. Straight to the source is always better than through a friend.

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 07:12:58 No.3506

>>3463

ask him if he'd like to smoke with you some time

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 18:48:35 No.3507

>>3463

Just ask him. I learned he smoked through an unintentional verbal cue, and once I got money and asked if he would either sell or buy extra and I'd compensate.

I'm all set now

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How to find a dealer Stoner 05/05/15 (Tue) 20:00:20 No.3461 [Reply]

So /weed/ I'm in terrible back pain from a job I had 2 days ago and otc painkillers aren't working. I had enough for 1 bowl yesterday and it worked wonders but now I'm dry. I've bought most of my weed through the darknet the past 2 years (my old dealer moved) so I never needed a dealer. How would I go about finding a dealer in my neighborhood?

>live in a rundown apartment complex with a bunch of negroes and mexicans (but there are 4 cops who live here so got to be careful)

>1-2 minute drive to the nearest gas station

>don't look like a stoner at all

>I want good shit shwag, reg, and brick weed won't cut it (or at least I don't think it will). I have high tolerance and they barely get me buzzed and also give me headaches, which would be counterproductive.

How do I find the good shit?

Stoner 05/13/15 (Wed) 13:57:51 No.3492

>>3461

don't dress like a cop, hang around bars at night

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 03:33:09 No.3503

>>3461

>>3492

Get a job/go to school. Be normal and social. Mention weed. Hang out with people. Get their trust. Learn their source

I generally keep contact with multiple dealers.

Protip: when your dealer is about to close up shop, ask him to recommend you somewhere. He might give you his dealer, or direct you to another dealer who gets shit from the same source he does

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 03:35:41 No.3505

>>3461

Also

>that webm

Japan sure hates drugs (and loves girls pissing)

dat weed smell Stoner 04/25/15 (Sat) 11:16:38 No.3365 [Reply]

What is the best way to remove and/or mask the odor? I'm using a waterpipe instead of a hand pipe or joint (obvious smells), but it isn't odorless either.

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Stoner 04/27/15 (Mon) 19:13:26 No.3413

>>3401

That is very interesting, But I'm not doing it in the house any more

Stoner 04/29/15 (Wed) 06:23:58 No.3439

>>3413

Ok, where ever you're smoking and worried about the smell, sploofs are pretty portable and simple.

Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 02:14:46 No.3477

Ozium and incense. You can get both for like $5 at a local value store.

Stoner 05/13/15 (Wed) 13:58:42 No.3493

>>3365

cigarettes

Stoner 05/15/15 (Fri) 03:34:29 No.3504

>>3401

This guy gets it. Sploofs are god tier. Six or seven good dryer sheets will do the trick

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The green jew Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:12:33 No.3480 [Reply]

Hey /weed/ first time grower here looking for some advice.

Want to grow some white widow and possibly Ak-47 outside. Can't do it inside because of the smell in my apt building. I already have a secluded place in the woods with plenty of sun light, not going to plant it in the ground but use a pot filled with soil and some sort of fertilizer if that's what you suggest.

Looking for tips, tricks, and or advice on growing outside, I live in a 4 season climate with harsh winter so I need to know what's the fastest and most yield way to grow.

The green jew Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 04:14:47 No.3481

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Oh also any advice on good sites to buy seeds from?

Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:18:25 No.3482

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Okay, well… nigga I honestly have no idea about whether it would even be possible to grow weed in fucking ICELAND.

However, if you have a short period of time where it is indeed possible what you're going to want to do is grow autoflowering strains.

These Autoflowering strains will finish really quickly. Granted, they won't yield as much but with the lack of sun and climate that you live in which probably has a tiny summer period that's honestly the best that you can hope for.

http://www.gorilla-cannabis-seeds.co.uk/cold-wet-strains

https://sensiseeds.com/en/cool

I honestly think that it would be much easier for you to do a small indoor grow because then you could grow it all year round. It's not going to smell if it's not massive and there are certain strains that are known for not having a potent smell.

I suggest reading on what nutrients you'll want to give your plants, because of the frozen viking shithole that you live in you're going to want them to get as much sun exposure as possible but I would be careful about their exposure to winds.. I have a feeling iceland gets a lot of wind.

Stoner 05/13/15 (Wed) 21:12:51 No.3496

>>3482

Thank you this is very helpful.

And lol I don't live in a frozen viking shithole, forget what the flag says, I'm in New england.

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I just assume you all watch the show so... Stoner 05/09/15 (Sat) 06:37:06 No.3473 [Reply]

Logan moved to Seattle, do you think we could internet peer pressure him to try weed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gPrYsyciLM

Stoner 05/09/15 (Sat) 12:50:36 No.3474

we could try

Stoner 05/11/15 (Mon) 05:10:18 No.3485

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I like this cheeky idea!

Snoter 05/11/15 (Mon) 12:28:44 No.3486

>>3473

Charlatan! How could you name an image .PNG.png?!

Stoner 05/11/15 (Mon) 19:41:46 No.3490

>>3486

It's the guy from teksyndicate

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Stoner 05/07/15 (Thu) 11:18:23 No.3470 [Reply]

WHO /GROW/ HERE???

Stoner 05/08/15 (Fri) 23:52:59 No.3472

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>>3470

I smell Bacon…

Stoner 05/10/15 (Sun) 09:20:02 No.3483

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>>3472

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Weed is legal in the DPRK. Stoner 04/16/15 (Thu) 14:12:56 No.3299 [Reply]

So, when are you going to move to North Korea?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/marijuana-in-north-korea_n_4067341.html

Seriously though, how can it be that even a state which seems to be the most authorian dictatorship in history has a more liberal view on weed then our western nations? Where did we go wrong?

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Stoner 04/17/15 (Fri) 02:09:32 No.3307

>>3301
[citation needed]

Stoner 04/18/15 (Sat) 17:45:55 No.3317

>>3301
I highly fucking doubt that. Meth is really unpopular in China, as is every other drug.

Stoner 05/06/15 (Wed) 22:46:11 No.3465

>>3317

"unpopular" in a country of over 1 billion people could still mean millions of people

Stoner 05/07/15 (Thu) 06:27:19 No.3467

>>3307

OK so meth isn't technically legal, but they still deal it to South Koreans to make money.

Stoner 05/08/15 (Fri) 21:00:39 No.3471

>>3301

It's true meth is their main source of income, but it's most certainly not legal for ordinary people to consume.

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Stoner 05/07/15 (Thu) 11:14:41 No.3469 [Reply]

WHO /GROW/ HERE?

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Drug Tests Stoner 04/19/15 (Sun) 09:59:33 No.3322 [Reply]

How long does it take for weed to generally get out of your system so it doesn't show on a piss test?

I only smoke once in a blue moon or whenever I'm really depressed but about a week ago I smoked some OG Kush and now I have to take a piss test in two weeks.

I should be fine shouldn't I?

Stoner 04/19/15 (Sun) 16:56:51 No.3325

Generally 3-4 weeks, but you can flush your system in about 2.

no_one 04/28/15 (Tue) 04:14:47 No.3420

Do a niacin flush, make sure the niacin you get IS NOT flush free niacin, take about 500ML at a time on an empty stomach, and dont excede 1000ml in 24 hours. Once the niacin kicks in (and you will know when it does) drink a fuck load of water. I recomend taking vitamin B12 with your niacin. What niacin does is it dialates your blood vessles and speeds up your matabalism. make sure you are bundled up when you take it, you gotta sweat it all out.

Stoner 04/30/15 (Thu) 02:07:34 No.3447

I saw this thread and figured I should just reply here rather than make my own.

I'm a somewhat big smoker when I'm at home, but none of my friends at the University I go to are into it, so the last time I smoked was a little over a month ago. Before that, I hadn't smoked since late December/early January, over winter break. Do you guys think I'll be okay for my urine test tomorrow, or should I be worried/try something more drastic?

I figure I should be alright, since I drink a fuckton of water and work out regularly, but I thought it'd be smart to get a second opinion. This is my first experience with pre-employment piss tests.

SmokesLord 04/30/15 (Thu) 23:02:22 No.3450

it will never get out yours system. fucked for life. you should start to askin friends for a couch to sleep on seeing as you wont be able to make rent for long buddy.

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Stoner 01/22/15 (Thu) 18:33:43 No.2285 [Reply]

Best songs to listen to high.

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Stoner 04/27/15 (Mon) 23:04:27 No.3417

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>Sleep hasn't been posted yet

what is wrong with you people?

Stoner 04/28/15 (Tue) 00:04:40 No.3419

>>3416

bruh

>>>/mu/

Stoner 04/29/15 (Wed) 21:10:25 No.3445

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>>3419

I don't go to /mu/, I just think it's a great album and even better when you're high

Especially this song

Stoner 04/30/15 (Thu) 11:11:17 No.3448

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>>3445

that is quintessential /mu/sic. though I think you have a point. this is my absolute favorite song to listen to when I'm high. didn't yesterday though. I had some really terrible tasting weed

Stoner 04/30/15 (Thu) 11:11:50 No.3449

>>3448

got high as fuck though.

Stoner 04/25/15 (Sat) 23:02:14 No.3372 [Reply]

I am new to the whole weed thing. Where does one even get some and how do I differentiate from the different types.

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Stoner 04/27/15 (Mon) 07:34:15 No.3407

>>3406

>It scared the shit out of me though.

Holy fuck. It really makes me question everyone I have ever smoked with. It also makes me question our legal system. "Pounds are bad, but ounces are ok because I have no fucking idea"

Stoner 04/27/15 (Mon) 10:12:12 No.3411

>>3407

I know man. The disillusionment is real. It made me think that the government here in the US is really sometimes run like the mafia more than I thought. I'm guessing that this guy is shaking down my dealer so he can stay under what he calls his "Federal Protection." I guess the thing about pounds and ounces is more a difference between federal and local enforcement. The county I live in has a lot of Mexican drug cartel influence going on here, so I'm not surprised that this is the place where I found an undercover DEA agent.

Stoner 04/28/15 (Tue) 13:32:02 No.3423

>>3406

Post his picture.

Stoner 04/28/15 (Tue) 14:21:23 No.3430

>>3372

Here's a hint: In jewville the drug dealers are not jews.

SmokesLord 04/29/15 (Wed) 22:11:25 No.3446

http://www.jpost.com/Israel-News/TA-police-bust-marijuana-growing-room-at-health-fund-398600

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Blunt vs Joints Stoner 04/25/15 (Sat) 08:05:49 No.3363 [Reply]

Which does /weed/ prefer rolling? Which does /weed/ prefer smoking?

For me it's blunt and blunt. Papers for joints seem to flimsy and I always mess up rolling them. They also smoke way too fast and it's hard to share with people because of so little weed. I also seem to get much higher from smoking a blunt 3 puffs from a blunt just seems to hit me harder than 3 puffs from a joint. (maybe it's the nicotine in the tobacco leaves used to make the wrap?)

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Stoner 04/29/15 (Wed) 14:46:50 No.3444

>>3443

If you wanted to run a forum for well-behaved, politically correct normies there is a site that begins with r and ends in eddit.

Stoner 05/02/15 (Sat) 22:16:10 No.3456

>>3444

dude stop acting like a bunch of babies.

Stoner 05/02/15 (Sat) 22:30:06 No.3457

>>3456

No.

Stoner 05/03/15 (Sun) 20:43:10 No.3459

blunts are for cunts