No.1243
im sure most of you guys are stoners. lets share stories
>over cousins house (he rents 1 room) and lets call him black samurai
>we decided to go smoke 2 blunts between the two off us
>we forgot that the owners are home
>walk through the front door high as a kite
>we go upstairs to where his room is located
>turns on ps4 to play some vydia games
>random noises emerges from downstairs
>i ask black samurai whats going on
>he apologizes, telling me that on every Wednesday the homeowners start praying
> wut.jpeg
>noises get louder and random clapping comes from downstairs
> these guys are nuts
> goes downstairs to see what the hell they are doing
> 20 mexicans spread out and with their face and body looking down
>they must be spawing the devil i thought
> ritual lasts for 1 and a half hours
> never again will i go on a Wednesday again
No.1244
here's my high in Brooklyn story. I'm pretty sure that weed was laced with some narcotics. henceforth I'm calling laced weed "Brooklyn weed."
>be 19
>be on a weekend vacation in New York
>got bored of manhattan on Saturday so went to eat dinner in Brooklyn
>ate a reuben at this diner in Williamsburg
>it was a good reuben
>took a walk down bushwick before getting on the subway
>stopped by these trees by bushwick and grand
>see these guys high as fuck
>one guy starts rolling a joint
>I ask if there's any for sale
>he says no
>I ask if I can hit the blunt
>he says yes
>hits blunt
>only had one long hit
>tasted kind of funny
>like it didn't taste like the regular weed I'm used to.
>let out a laugh as I lit up a cigarette
>really started laughing
>everything started spinning
>finished my cigarette and proceeded down to the subway
>WEIRDEST FUCKING SUBWAY RIDE OF MY LIFE
>got on the L train
>sign kept saying 14th street
>got off at 14th street and somewhere
>$10 taxi to the my hotel on the other side of the village
>spent the taxi ride laying down in the back of the cab
>best high experience of my life
No.1245
>be me
>this friday night
>go over to friends place
>got some good stuff from California
>bong time
>both sitting down on couches passing bong
>four bowls later
>not really high but getting hungry
>pizza time
>friend gets in my car
>start driving
>fuck this road is super long
>feel like we've been driving for hours
>finally get to pizza place six blocks away
>I always feel so weird ordering anything while high
>THEYKNOW.420
>order two pizzas
>get back in the car
>on mainstreet
>oh fuck i'm going 15mph
>both have a slice as we pass our turn
>get fucking lost
>wind up in the next town over
>still high as fuck
>finish one pizza
>buy a ton of ice cream
>ask friendly lady with her kids to give us directions
>speak with German accents so that she think we're tourists
>seemed like a good idea
>in retrospect i don't think she bought it
>finally make it back
>watched wolf of wall street
it was a fun time
No.1262
>>1245Fuck that's funny.
None of my stories are really all that great, but I got a good one.
>be me>like 15>my sister talks about going over to her boyfriends>sister is 19>i ask to go with her>she reluctantly says yes>he had a ps3 so i thought he was the shit>get over there>they start loading a bowl into a bong>i freaked out>sister said "its okay, anon. i wont tell mom.">i settled down, went back to playing bayonetta>they passed the bong to me>i had no idea how to use it>i put my lips around the hole>they cracked up and told me how>first hit, holy fuck>coughed like a faggot>instantly felt high>damndood.jpg>i took a few more hits>i was reeeaaallly high>started playing little big planet>my sister whispered something to her boyfriend>he handed me a bag of weed (now i know it was a 20 sack) and a pipe + lighter>told me to light the fuck up>i didTo this day, I've never been as high as I have then.
No.1264
>be 16>smoked once or twice before but never been really high>plan on going to some shitty event with a few friends>go to some dudes place to chill before said event>not even really knowing him, he hands me a bong and a lighter>babbysfirstbong>hit it like a boss, feel that shit creepin but I'm not that high yet>a friend takes a fat rip and can't finish it, I finish it for him>not even 5 minutes later I get asked if I want another bowl, I'm already pretty fucked but say yes>get handed the largest bowl known to man, completely full>I hit it and get fucked up instantly>start coughing and dry-heaving uncontrollably, can't finish all of it but manage to get down about two thirds of the bowl>some other guy takes the last third and also starts dry-heaving and then puking>at this point, I'm completely done>everything seems a good distance away although it's right before my eyes>everybody is speaking in strange, alien like languages>my heart is pumping faster than I thought is possible>somebody put on music, it's this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pz-7DoB-YA>it's over now, I'm done>the whole left side of my body, from head to toe, perfectly seperated in the middle, goes completely numb>I cannot move and I cannot speak>I'm pretty sure certain death awaits me>miraculously I end up at this event we wanted to attend>met a classmate, he kept asking me what's going on but I can't even>decide to get me a beer and calm down>bad idea>took one sip and ran outside because I thought I'm gonna puke>didn't puke, but started to wander around in the night aimlessly>somehow make it homeI've smoked through mountains of weed over the years but to this day, I've never been higher
No.1265
>last Thursday
>chilling with a friend at his house
>we each smoke 2 bongs and blunts
>get super fucking high
>eat half a bag of gummy bears
>watching South Park and get a funny feeling
>OHSHIT.JPEG
>stumble to the toilet
>I erupt like a volcano and vomit in his toilet
>starting to doze off at the toilet
>lay down on his couch
>OHNONOTAGAIN.PNG
>ask for a bucket and try to hold it
>volcano vomit again as soon as I get the bucket
>puke for an hour
>he turns off the lights and leaves me to sleep it off
>take a small nap
>feel great
>hit the bong and go to class
I want to do it again.
No.1319
>be me
>share flat with another guy
>couple weeks ago
>he invites two dudes over
>mostly smoking, playing vidya or watching videos
>time for another jay
>while we're smoking it, flatmate is talking with one of the guys while me and the other one just sit there for a while and listen to the music
>watch other dude putting jay into cheese dip
>"What the fuck are you doing, man?"
>he looks at me, slightly confused
>"Just dipping a chip"
>realize that it is indeed a chip in his hand
>"Oh sorry, I thought you were dipping the jay into that"
>"Why? You're the one who's holding it"
>mfw he was right
No.1360
Alright suppose I'll 'bute with my weirdest story. Might not sound that weird but was fucking trippy as shit at the time.
>be me
>be British
>in USA for summer for internship
>meet some cool guys in my accommodation block
>invite me round to their house one night after taking molly in a club
>offer me a bong
>never used a bong before
>teachmeyourways.txt
>prepare my anus and take a dense rip
>cough like a bitch for fucking ages but feels good because mdma
>guys crack out the nitrous and start passing round balloons
>have done nitrous before but holy shit, the motherfucking trifecta of weed, md and nos was trippy as shit
>start losing track of time and becoming retarded from weed
>thought loops, paranoia, anxiety
>holy fuck how much weed did I smoke
>start forgetting whether nitrous dissociations were just my memory or not
>tripping balls, losing time, walk home felt like hours but was only 20 minutes sober
>willthislastforever.exe
>went to sleep off the mindfuck of that cocktail of drugs
that was one hell of a weird trip
No.1423
The first (and only) time I tried Spice :
>be in a park with some friends
>gaybro starts rolling something
>"Dude what is that ?"
>"It's spice man"
>wut.jpg
>never heard of it
>he rolls a fat one fully charged
>all 4 of us smoke it
>we're 2 guys and 2 girls
>one girl leaves the group to meet her mom
>we all decide to go to the bar
>those fags chose the one at the other end of the street
>we have to walk like a mile
>it's all downhill
>first I couldn't get up, kept falling
>couldn't stop laughing
>tried to look normal but too scared to fall
>cling on the girls arm to stay still
>she was sober and not my girlfriend btw
>halfway through a guy comes to talk to me
>"children are dying… cancer… donate cause we need money… save lives"
>I laughed hard at his face
>now I'm officially spacing out of this world
>hear country music in my head very loud, can't understand anything that is said to me
>keep picturing that monkey playing with cymbals like pic related on the bottom right hand corner of my vision like a minimap in video games
>reach the bar
>feeling very sick
>leave after 10 minutes
>*memory erased*
>I'm walking to my place
>45 minutes have passed
>how the fuck did I take the bus in that state ?
No.1432
>>1245Lost it at the german accents. Brilliant stuff, anon
No.1437
>>1262My previous story.
>be me>before class>behind the Rite Aid behind my school>obtained some Spice an hour before>smoked a bowl in my dinky pipe>people kept showing up>kept loading more>its okay, had a legit ton>i smoked about two bowls>fucking wrecked>started walking to class>saw a ufo>clung to the girl i was walking with>she was fucking wrecked too>shewashot.jpgBut that's irreverent to the story.
>started talking about politics>started reciting a speech>turned out it was hitlers refoundation of the nazi party in english>felt like i was talking for hours>in reality, it was two minutes.>got to class>prof is going on about something i didn't understand>a burst of courage>broke out the pipe and some spice>smoked half a bowl>mfw i didn't get caughtI am so surprised I'm not dead right now. Oh my god.
No.1447
>years back
>4 of us, all beginners.
>blaze it at a dark ally and head to a pub birthday party
>we pair up to use sidewalk as efficient as we could
>walk
>walk
>walk
>a wild traffic sign
>dodge it silently, without loosing speed.
>BANG
>the dude behind me hits it, and still looking at his phone
>he starts again
>BANG
>hits it a second time
>Now i'm screaming, choking, i need air!
>it wasn't laugh, it was something more. croak.
>never laughed that hard ever again.
No.1537
>be me 19
>have 17yo gf i have to pick up from work (fast food chain) at 10
>Bring her to my room and proceed to get her high to relax
>its her secound time getting high and i let her use my mflb
>i smoked 3 bowls out of my gravity
>like usual we start 4play
>next thing i know im fucking her raw with my bed creaking
>make her cum 3 times
>check the clock and its 12:30
>her mom calls and asks when shes going to be home
>"about 20-30minutes Anon"
>yes i am on a first name basis with the mom
>we show up and i walk up to her house with her
>we go inside
>"Heyy there you guys are, i was getting worried about you. is everything alright anon(me)? You look alittle drunk! lol or tired!"
>i slightly spilled my spagetti with a sleepy "oh yeah Mrs anon ive been up since 6
>proceed to nope the fuck out and drive home
>Hit a fucking deer
>pull over
>cars a fucking beast and i was only going like 40mph
>only fucked up the headlight fender but the deer is too fucked up to eat
>Such is life in Pennsyltucky
No.1538
>>1537another one
>friend of my used to visit /mlp/ and discover that whole justin valentine thing and asks me to help him find him>i agree thinking this is the fucking best idea for a weed road trip>i bring my homemade bamboo pipe and a grinder full of weed >had to drive like 6hrs 1 way>he drove there since i was smoking bowl after bowl >we sleep in a mcdicks parking lot the first night without anyone caring>we look around for the kid and hangout on a college campus looking like freaks >i got the whole day without smoking>night rolls around when were on our way back >i smoke the rest of my weed and buy a new pipe >get home 3 days later cuz i left on a tuesday spent Wednesday looking and got home Thursday afternnongot home higher then when i left
>was a damn good trip No.1586
>be me, 16.
in australia-land the weed was G.O.O.D
>like, one and done good.
>me and newbie friend who had smoked 2 times before go to my house and chill, sesh whatever.
>2 cones each later..
>mfw DED.
>i stood up, only to notice that my field of view has been shifted backwards and everything is in a weird, vidya game motion, like if you have "smooth mouse moovements" on or something.
>thats it mayne
>we lye on bed, high as kite.
i roll around on my bed, other dimentions are before my eyelids.
i have never been more fucked.
i wish i had taken a photo of the weed, but being a paranoid 16 yearold i didn't, the strain i really havent seen after i bought it, but it had orange hairs with a really dark, blackish-green bud.
weed is shit nowdays though..
No.1599
>>1586or you grew a tolerance
No.1603
>a few months ago
>score some crappy weed for birthday, didn't know what the fuck i was getting into
>friend takes a hit, he's fine, melting into the sofa
>i take a HUGE hit
>nausea
>realise i need to get to the toilet before i get too high to move
>dash to bog, sit on it in case i'm sick
>spend the next hour or so tripping serious balls
>be convinced piranhas are eating my leg
>see a hole in time and space
>keep telling myself that i'll be fine if i stay sitting on the toilet
>stay on toilet for i don't know how long
>stagger into bed when high dies down and sleep like a log
i don't know what happened, my friend didn't feel anything out of the ordinary
still convinced it was laced with something though, no matter what he says
No.1609
>>1586Had a similar effect once.
>out in a park with a friend>smoke a couple of joints>suddenly notice my vision's getting all funky>as if my eyes had a fish-eye filter on them>sitting tripping the hell out looking at slides and shit>friend looks at me and starts cracking up>in fish-eye visionIt was bretty good.
No.1653
>In sisters car with her girlfriend and girlfriend's brother
>Sister gets out spoon
>Epic wub wub music
>Hotboxing begins
>Everyone takes a hit
>My turn
>RIPS IT
>Ohshit.jpg
>Second time smoking weed
>Passes the spoon
>Shit is gettin crazy
>My turn again
>OH MY GOD
>Thinks everyone's an animal, feeling like car is keeping me bag
>Touching the ceiling of the car like a mime would to an invisible box
>I'm tripping man
>Passes spoon again
>Tries to touch everyone's face, think there an animal
>The kid gets up and goes into his house
>Brings back a CO2 Pellet Gun
>Screams at him to put that shit down
>Telling him I'll kill him
>Tells him bad things happen like this when people get high and they die
>Screaming at the top of my lungs
Post last edited at 2014-12-18 03:57:02
No.1680
>>1586sounds kinda like Agent Orange, which was one of my favs back in the day