No.1654
guys it's a Christmas miracle
>be me
>be a poorfag
>ran out of weed and haven't smoked real tree in days
>smoked some resin a few days ago
>been scraping up as much weed as I can
>finally ran out
until suddenly,
>be cleaning my dorm room today
>around 4:20 PM
>find a plastic bag with some leftover weed in it
>enough to put in my bong
>got one rip
>mfw finally got some weed
>Christmas miracle
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No.1660
Christmas miracle thread ? Christmas miracle thread
>be christmas 2013
>be at grandmas place spending all day one computer
>"anon, can you come with me buy some groceries ?"
>I really wanna stay on my computer
>"come on, you've been on your thing all week"
>dammitgrandma.jpg
>had to leave
>walk down the street to the supermarket
>suddenly I see something on the ground
>"is this ?.. No way…"
>a fucking bag of weed, one big bud left in it
>"No fucking way…"
>I recognize the bag
>it's the kind of bag you get when you buy weed in the netherlands
>that night I make a small spliff to test it
>it's dynamite
fast forward to christmas
>managed to keep my weed for this night
>have a first glass of champagne
>leave to smoke a "cigarette"
>roll my first spliff of the night
>cousin just shows up
>"anon is that weed ?.."
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>he pulls up his bag
>"I grow my own"
>we smoke fat spliffs all night
>during the dessert granddad looks at me in the eyes
>"so how was your joint anon ?"
>he knows
>laughs at me when he sees me freaking out
>other cousin back from a business trip to russia
>brought vodka
>drinking straight vodka until the end of the night
No.1679
>>1660Things in New Caledonia sound poppin'