No.1931
>so high that i sprayed perfume in my eyes
>so high that I looked for a lighter in a dark room using a lighter for light
>so high that I thought I was a tornado once
share your storry /weed/
No.1933
>walk into house
>look for keys
>can't fucking find keys
>keys in my hand
>put on a song
>hate it
>forget to stop it
>playing dwarf fortress
>have to go up 3 z levels
>forget what I was doing
>pause the game and try to remember what it was
No.1935
>First time smoking
>Blaze with friends
>Everyone has their own lighters
>Get super high
>I put my lighter on a table to my left
>forgot and said I lost it
>Barrow friends lighter
>Put it on the table and "lost" it
>I did that to everyone
I lost all the lighters
No.1937
>so high I didn't know where my cell phone was
>looking for it for five minutes
>found out it was in my hand
>tfw first time
>so high I thought jerk chicken was good.
No.1941
>Last night
>fall asleep high as fuck
>awake at 4 am
>completely naked
>my clothes were by my side, under the blankets
>wtf
No.1952
>3rd month seshinh
>blaze daily
>got some laced shit
>>amazing.jpeg
>look at paper that is flashing green and yellow my periferal vision is a small 8x8 pixzel square but i can still see everything.
>aparently i was waiting next to the copshop for half an hour till my friends saw my and took me home.
>>fucked laced weed is scary
No.1956
>I like this song
>no music
>this class was interesting
>wonder why the fuck my friend is driving with 200kmh
>look at gauge - 60kmh
>so high I almost woke up my parents trying to hide my stash in my gtx980 box
No.1965
>Go to house party for friends 21st
>He got a fuckhuge 20 bag with extra cos his dealer is sound
>We start getting completely blazed
>We boot up Sleeping Dogs on xbox
>Watch as one guy who doesn't smoke decides to do environment executions on every single npc and flipping cars everywhere
>We're laughing our asses off
>He starts calling us 'weedos'
>Our sides have left orbit
>He's passed the spliff
>He gets ripped and keeps calling himself a weedo for the rest of the night
>Eventually we get bored, sit around table and talk shit while getting high and drunk as fuck
>I decide to order a pizza despite there being an entire kitchens worth of food there anyway
>Have to walk down to pick it up
>Look at the menu for 10 minutes wondering what to order while they're trying to close up for the night
>Two other girls there eating pizza
>Start to panic, first time high in public
>itsokplayitcool.jpg
>Start to think full meta, as to what the consequences are of me being high at this point to them, which calmed me down
>Man how long is this pizza taking
>I swear I've been here for 30 minutes (it was 10 in reality)
>Get the pizza
>Calmly as I can leave before running back to the house as fast as possible through like 4 or 5 dark alleys
>Others go to bed, just me, birthday friend and one other non-smoker left whose completely drunk
>We decide to try play Black Ops zombies
>Literally can't aim for shit
>He rolls a massive spliff
>Take 2 drags
>Literally sink into the god damn couch I can't move
>Fuck this, I can't play, I'm too fucked
>Eventually drag myself to bed
And that was the first time I got completely stoned.
No.1966
>get high one night
>take a midnight walk
>end up in some park
>I want to sit and smoke a cigarette
>sits on a hobo by accident
>never ran so fast in my life
No.1973
got so high that I just paced around in my room exclaiming "YES!" "YES!" "YES!"
No.1982
>>1965haha good shit my nigga
reminds me of this story
>get high with friend>get proper fucked up from a single joint>get fucked up really hard>go outside to get pizzas or some shit>sit in the restaurant or whatever to wait til its done>some bum comes in with some children's books and some maps or some shit like>yells some shit hello whats up>he's fucking crazy talking shit>we fucking lose it and laugh for 10 minutes at the guy No.1983
>sitting with friends on the couch
>the 3 of us are blazed as fuck
>one of my friends can't find his lighter
>he stands up, starts searching the couch for it
>"well, there goes your lighter anon"
His response
>"WHERE?!?"
No.1984
>>1956>GTX980I'm jealous.
>tfw using a GTX570 that's slowly melting down No.1986
>got high at 3:30
>went to Russian class as high as a typical Russian (been there drunk before which wasn't an issue)
>badidea.jpg
>became dyslexic for an hour
>kept writing Э like a Ukrainian
No.2057
>>1941You got raped, carnal
No.2062
>>1984>570nigga until just two weeks ago I was using a 450.
got a cheapo 750 2GB and it's like magic
No.2070
>blazing it in street
>wearing an open jacket
>we decided to go eat something
>leaving the smoking spot I magicallly remember I had some weed hidden there that I put in case we got caugh
>go back and get it
>start running to catch my friends
>stop felling my legs
>open jacket starts lifting from the wind caused by my running
>fells like I'm flying
>strech both arms in front of my face
>yells: "I'M SUPERMAN"
>friends laugh their asses of
>in friends house blazing
>time to get up and go back to class
>friend is shirtless
>pick up his shirt
>start dressing it
>so high he can't dress himself up
>spends like 30secs trying to do it
>puts head ins arms hole and stuff
>eventually we go help him
>don't matter what we do we can't put his fucking shirt
>so high we can't dress him
>everyone starts laughing
>took us all 10min to dress him up
>class has already started
>decide to stay in the house
>roll another blunt and smoke it
No.2075
>>2070hahahahaha sometimes when I'm high outdoors if there's not many people around I just lift my arms like superman and pretend I'm flying
No.2077
>>2075There was a time in my life that I always lost de the feeling of my legs when high:
>just finished smoking with friends on the street (same spot as above)>we have smoked A LOT of some great stuff>walking on the sidewalk>I have to turn right now>not feeling legs>can't control legs>can't turn right>if I continue straigh I'll end up in an avenue>start focusing all my power to turn fucking right>I'm panicking>I imagine I was on the street already>this is how I die>suddenly I get back to my mind and I have already turned right a few meters back and I'm safe and sound on the sidewalk>smile and continue not feeling my lagwalkin.running without feeling legs is one of the best sensations ever, I have a lot of stories from it
No.2079
>>2077When I get high I don't lose the feeling. I get the feeling amplified ten times. Feels great, like I got a pump, but my muscles aren't tired.
No.2080
>>2077I do get hat leg feeling when I'm drunk. But none of the lag.
Cool story though haha
No.2081
>bro offered me 7g for 30 if I baked some brownies
>whynot
>use the oil method
>everything goes well , end up with a batch of delicious brownies
>eat one each
>feel nothing
>"fuck it let's smoke while this kicks in"
>go outside and smoke a spliff each
>get back inside ,notice pan of brownies
>my head goes "sweet ! brownies!"
>we sit down and watch tv while eating brownies
>cut to 1 hour later ( 1 am )
>"bro didnt we have a whole plate of brownies ?"
>"Well yeah we made em like 2 hours ago"
>look behind me for plate
>fucking half empty
>friend ate 1
>I ate half
>he eats one then goes home
>I get on my computer
>eating brownies
>I ended up eating the entire plate.
>go to bed
for the next 12 hours I was lying in bed and all I could see when I tried too hard to look at something were all the colors in my field of view morphed to look like pic.
last time I made brownies.
No.2088
>>2081wut
sounds like your eyes were far too relaxed and you couldn't focus
form a tube with your hand or use something like this and you should focus
No.2105
>be me, 17 year old
>fist time smoking weed
>with 2 younger brothers
>during birthday party on the side of a pizza/bowling joint called cheesers
>gangster puts weed in apple
>asks if i wanna smoke
>fuckit.jpg
>don't know what im doing
>he gives me a nug
>we leave
>walk home
>brother makes pipe out of his soda can
>smoke more
>were high as fuck
>go to chicks house
>too young for me, brother makes out with one
>we leave
>go home
>what the fuck just happened
and thats how i became a pothead
No.2110
>watching a gif
>*turn down volume*
No.2158
>>2110>listen to a song>repeat, damn that was good I hope he sings it so well this time too No.2194
>eat out with friends
>get high with one before
>we finish
>tell waitress I want a container to take my garlic steakburger home
>almost to friend's house to drop him off
>realize I don't have my burger with me
>slam on the brakes
No.2206
>>2105Too Young is just a name.
No.2276
No.2278
>so high I thought my muffin went missing, and eat whole container
>so high I watch a movie twice and start it up for a 3rd time
>so high thought eating flower water and yeast makes you shit bread
No.2280
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>so high that I close my eyes and look upwards towards my light and see picture related
>so high that I thought it was a good idea to put peanut butter on my dick and have my dog lick it off me
>tfw I did
No.2284
>get high
>procrastinate taking a shower
>take shower
>see hair on the wall that looks like a face
>start dragging more hair so it looks more like a face
>think about drawing a face on my ceiling and seeing how long it takes to appear in my dreams
>my vision pans to the left for a second, no eye or body movement
>hungry but don't want to drive
>eating peanut butter out of a jar
>turn on almost every light in the house out of fear
>forget that I planned to sleep 2 hours ago
>think about going to McDonald's while not wearing pants
Schizo Mode engaged, I'm going to McDonald's to get breakfast. Wish me luck.
No.2384
Alright this just fucking happened.
>go downstairs to refill my bowl of cereal so I can watch a video
>set my cup I was drinking tea from down
>grab cereal
>now holding cereal bag over my cup
>realization sets in
>left bowl upstairs
>at some point I opened the fridge but can't remember
>fridge door is still open as I'm typing this
No.2385
not even high rn but had a retard moment
>researching on 20/8 vision
>think holy fuck it would be great if I was gifted like that, like playing life in 4K or something
>wish I can get a lasik
>get sad that there is no way to have good vision
>takes me 5 minutes to think of glasses
No.2390
>>2384>tfw you realize most Spanish people have their cereal in mugs rather than bowlsSpaniards be crazy, yo.
Please get me out of here
No.2400
>>2390I'll eat cereal from a cup when the dishes have been piled up for weeks and collected mold.
No.2537
>go naked to toilet
>sit down
>read an classic spider-man comic
>pee
>stand up
>go out of room
>stop wait a minute!
>I look back
>something is strange her
>go back to toilet
>look into toilet
>Oh ok, now I know
>flush the toilet
No.2551
>smoke a few joints
>friend brings over a bag of weed claiming its medical
>doubt.png
>It fucking is, already stone now super high
>Forget how to do a bunch of shit in windows
>So stoned out of my gourd im just sitting there staring at the screen
>Forget what im doing
>Remember, forget how to do it
>Think
>Forget what im doing
>This is how tech illiterate feel
No.2556
>So high I thought i went blind looking for my toothbrush in the dark.
No.2576
>get some really dank weed
>fuck yes i'm gonna make some popcorn for this
>rip bong in room while popcorn is cooking
>pop on half /sp/ (this was a few years ago) and put on some music
>think i hear a weird sound and for a second think somebody was in my house with me
>mute music and listen closely for a second
>"i'm just high and paranoid"
>turn music back up and go back to shitposting
>start to smell this weird odor
>"is that piss? is this what piss smells like? shit did i pee myself? no…maybe i did and i forgot…i ammmm pretty high maybe i did piss…do i need to pee? maybe i should try and pee and see if i need to piss…"
>get up to go to bathroom
>smell is gettng stronger
>it's coming from the kitchen
>"huh…IS ANYBODY THERE!?"
>no answer
>walk into kitchen, microwave is blinking "End"
>THE POPCORN
and it was good
No.2613
>blazing in bedroom
>want to grab shirt and go pee
>go to closet
>fuck why am i here
>oh yeah
>start peeing in dirty laundry basket
>oh fuck thats not supposed to be here
>pinch dick run to bathroom
>forgot shirt
No.2615
>>2613>getting some molly for a friend>put the molly in my bag>smoke a bowl immediately afterward>get paranoid thinking I lost the molly>go back to the store to see if I dropped it>casually talking about drug dealing with all these thugs and other blood niggas>this one guy says "alright you're under arrest>oh shit this guy in blood uniform is actually an undercover cop>ohshitohshitohshit.jpg>be like "nigga is you for real?">he was like yes this is for real come with me>I was like "oh hell naw nigga">somehow escape the store and walk away>super paranoid>think the cops are after me>some blood psychological training they got me with. No.2739
>So high I forgot how to bring menu up on skyrim (It's Circle)
>So high me and a friend thought a fleet of cops was coming after us (was Electric company trucks with the orange lights).
No.2753
>>1931>get stone on some new stuff with friend>turn on pulp fiction>be both smoke another couple bowls>still not feeling anything>dudeyougotrippedoff.420>suddenly the world melts>my mind becomes a paisley tidal wave>holy fuck i'm stoned>pizza guy shows up>I don't remember ordering pizza>glare at suspicious pizza man>give him the cash>instead of going inside like a normal human I watch him walk back to his car and drive away>go back inside>"dude I just saved us">no answer>friend is cooking frozen pizza No.2764
>>2753okay just one question are you black?
No.2766
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>>2739This song is dedicated to you
No.2854
Today it's materialised in my what does Metallica - One is about. I have never felt the horror i did today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNJ00iAZ7I No.2886
>so high that I lost my mobile phone and tried locating it by ringing my own number
>didn't realise I was holding my phone the entire time & I was still trying to ring my number
>mfw
No.2888
>third time smoking weed
>at comic shop
>friend picks us up
>smoke weed
>prettyhigh.png
>Picks other friends up
>In a moving car high makes me feel like I'm in a movie
>best friend died in movie
>start bawwing
>friend's are like "wtf"
>you just ruined the scene
>remember I'm not in movie
>go back to comic shop
>friend's sister picks me up
>they have more weed
>just bought some
>somuchweed.jpg
>get to their house
>friend just got a fancy new glass bong
>proceed to take bigger hits than everyone else
>whatplanetamIon.webm
>they play magic
>too high to play magic
>feeling like a water puddle waving on the ground
>friend checks on food they're making
>slams door
>door slamming makes me puke
flashback
>in friend's sister's car she gave me old ass chips that tasted amazing
>lay in my puke for 10 minutes
>get up and put shirt in bathtub after forgetting how to use my legs
>pants fall down
>fuckit.jpg
>lay on bed
>friend tells me every 2 minutes that I should put my pants on
>gets on couch
>ceiling fan is god
>mfw I look back upon that night
No.2889
> be me high as a kite
> Walk home over a bridge in the middle of the night
> don't feel my legs anymore
> suddenly feels like the landscape is stretched. Time passes slow as fuck
> feels like I am incredibly small and the world is gigantic.
> feels like I have bben walking on bridge for like 30 minutes.
> check watch. Only been 3.
> mfw
> be me at bus station. totally relaxed and high
> people start gathering waiting for the bus.
> paranoia.jpg
> start walking home, because freaked out by people
> feel like I can understand what it feels like to be stairs.
> Imagine people sitting on me, forming large and complex patterns.
> mfw
No.2890
>>2886**meant to say I didn't realise I was using my OWN mobile to ring my own number.
Fucking hell I'm so high
No.2891
>for some reason think phone is under bed
>crawl under bed
>realize phone is on bed
>pass out under bed for 2.5 hours
No.2897
>first time doing edibles
>didn't realize hash cookies were a completely different level than regular cookies
>ate like 2
>waited for 45 minutes
>thought it was a bust
>sit down and play ME3 online
>start to feel it
>feels good man
>keeps going
>higher, higher
>at the apex
>STILL FUCKING GOING
>realize I am far too high
>still getting higher even during this moment of light
>can't see the TV anymore, it's like the effect where a helicopter blade spinning syncs up with the camera so it looks like they're not spinning
>turn it off
>vomit
>go to bed
Never done edibles since, I guess I'm a pussy.
No.2973
>I can feel what it's like to be stairs
fucking kek
Here's mine OP
>got so high I couldn't feel my feet and I hit up six exes to tell them about it
>so high you play one R&B song on repeat for an hour without noticing
>so high you raise your knees up to your face while going downstairs
been purdy high
No.2978
>>1931last night i just sat on the couch for an hour thinking i was some sort of physical manifestation of the music i had playing wearing sunglasses on top of my head
No.2979
>>2081that's the one reason why i'm hesitant to make edibles, i'm afraid i'll get stoned, forget there's pot in them, and eat them all because i have the munchies
No.2983
>so high I just lie on my bed admiring my legs and thinking about skeletons and muscles and shit like that
>start jacking off while admiring the ceiling
>start examining stuff on my bedstand and coming up with stories about what they signify, and how they were made
>everything is deep as fuck and extremely beautiful
No.2994
>10 minutes ago
>Watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>Holyshitthesecolors.iso
>Roommate comes home with some Tortas and Fries
>Listening to the dialogue
>Holy fuck I think I understand this
>End up turning off subtitles and watching Jojo with my own dialogue and story arcs
>Ate the fuck out of my torta
No.3009
>first time getting high
>me an my mate rub our faces in his cat
>same day
>absolutely Rekt
>friend urges me into the wardrobe
>sit there for about ten minutes
>jump the fuck around a bit
>emerge into the magical world of safety planet
No.3010
>>1941I had a similar experience
>on an island with some mates>me and mate go into tent >fall asleep baked as fuck >wake up in each other's sleeping bags >no idea how that happened No.3053
>>3010Sounds like you and your mates got up to some bum-fiddly times.
No.3060
>>1937This as happened to me before before, i was on the street, i was holding the phone in my right hand and look all over for it for several minutes thinking it must have slipped or worst i was pickpocketed
No.3071
>watching youtube videos on my phone
>wonder if my friend texted me about plans
>try looking for phone
>start panicking, lost phone
>look in my hand
>"oh"
No.3074
>so high that you forget about music
>so high that you rediscover music
>so high that you forget you just started a team dungeon
>so high you tried to mod skyrim high
No.3081
>>3060Tu viens de Maroc???? How's the hash there?
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No.3089
>so high I was rolling a joint when my dad entered and kept rolling it but he didnt notice ayy
>so high I was smoking it a few minutes later when my mom walked in and I didn't do shit again but magically she didnt notice
ayy lmao
No.3106
>got a Hubby bar to share with 2 best friends>we're all pretty new, only been smoking for like 6 months>I said let's each have a piece>one friend says don't be a pussy>2 pieces each>okay fuck it, cant be that bad
>first hour, things going good, watching one of my friends play Darksiders on console>2nd hour in, friend can't seem to fucking get past a very simple jump>spend watching him what seems like hours trying to make that jump and failing repeatedly>me and other friend laughing our asses off and friend playing is pissed as fuck
>I'm hosting, so I decide to go heat up the food I had prepared for my friends>like 8 different dishes of Chinese Food I had cooked earlier that day>start heating them up in oven and stove>holy shit this is taking forever>oh god Im melting>anxiety settles in>how long has it been? it must have been HOURS>I'm a terrible fucking host, my friends must be starving out there and I'm taking my sweet chinky ass time preparing all this food>check clock, wtf, it's only been 15 minutes since I've started everything
>Food is all done cooking and I put it all on the table>call my buddies>the one not playing gets up and starts coming over, other one is stoned as fuck and mad as hell he can't make a jump he's been attempting for the past hour
>the two come over to table and sit down>one asks me, "am I dreaming?">i say what?>"where did all this food come from? this is crazy, this all looks amazing">I suddenly panic for a second, where DID all this food come from?>I stare blankly at friend, and remember I made it earlier that day>"Oh I made it.">"No shit?">"Yeah">"DIdn't know you could cook.">"I didn't know I could either.">stared at each other for a bit, then shrug and started to chow down>we're eating and we realize my 3rd friend wasn't eating, we look at him>he's crying>"wtf dude, you all right? what's wrong? is the food bad?">"no man, this is just all so beautiful">my other friend starts tearing up, "yeah man, this is so amazing">I dont even care anymore about them being weird, I'm so fucking hungry I shrug and keep on eating>we ended up finishing all the plates, enough for 6 people
>get up, decide to walk around a bit>get out my front door, never made it past garage>my 2 friends look in my garage and are interested in my dad's tools and shit>they spend a good hour staring at them and pretending they're in a video game selection screen picking their weapons>im getting bored, i end up lying out on the sidewalk feeling the cool pavement on my face
>my friends have enough of garage and our "walk">we go back inside>start playing Journey first time>watching friend go through this scene >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6C000ItLgA>so fucking beautiful, holy shit>tears start welling up, i'm just streaming tears watching him play, cant stop crying at the beauty of it all
>we end up being to stoned to play anymore>just lie on couch talking about fucking nonsense
>i crawl onto floor cause my head is spinning to hard, I cant handle it>oh god what time is it?> 1am? omergawd it's only been like 4-5 hours, dealer that sold me bar said this shit lasts like 12 hours
>spread flat on floor face down>I can feel the Planet Earth spinning>I can feel Planet Earth spinning around the Sun>I can feel our entire Galaxy spinning through the universe>I can feel space and time>I'm now drooling on the floor and holding on for dear life>i want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride>Gaben save me
>suddenly wake up, im in my bed>my friends are both asleep on couch>it's morning now>oh god i still feel high, never again
>1 month later eating more edibles, but never reached that peak like the first time No.3112
>get high
>decide to clean the house
>get out the windex to clean some mirrors and windows
>fast forward to next day
>looking for windex
>check under all the sinks
>can't fucking find it
>give up
>go to the fridge to get something to eat
>windex sitting in the fridge
this one happened a couple of months ago:
>getting high with friend
>decide to record some music
>brought my gear over
>plug everything in
>no sound
>wtf
>check the signal chain
>everything seems right
>unplug everything and plug it all back in again anyway
>still no sound
>find the problem
>fucking guitar was plugged into the "out" jack on reverb pedal
>fix it
>still no fucking sound
>normally would've become extremely angry at this point but weed is great
>repeat same process
>can't figure out what the fuck is wrong this time
>guitar was still plugged into the out jack
>laugh so much we don't get anything done
lefthanded people need lefthanded pedals. and lefthanded weed.
No.3116
No.3143
>got fried cheese bites with dr. pepper bbq sauce
>the sauce falls off my desk as I lean in
>watch it fall
>vanishes
>never found it
>eating cheesebites plain while crying
No.3359
>need to do something
>take a quick piss
>saying what I need to do in my head so i don't forget
>as soon as I flush I forget
>stare in the mirror trying to remember
>give up and go on the computer
No.3381
>be with a friend
>parents are out of the house for 24 h
>do nothing but smoke with friend
>at some points we were so high that we wouldn't stop hitting on the same bowl
>we both saw the white ashes green and thought there was still some weed left after each hit
>after 10 mins of staring at the bowl we both understood what was happening
>many keks were had
No.3382
So high my mom walked in on me smoking asking for something and I fooled her but went back to smoking before she even left my room and got caught lmao
No.3383
>>3382
worst high Ive ever had 4/10 would not repeat
No.3390
No.3393
>>3382
You are shitting me.
You have to be shitting me.
No.3421
>>1931
aww man if tornados had babies with humans they would be like air benders
No.3605
>so high that I put the jam on the plank and the toast on it then
>>1935
that guy
No.3653
>yeah sure i'll play some arma with ya just let me kill on this joint buddy :)
>open arma, alt+tab
>start smoking joint
>browsing youtube
>listening to old early morning bbc drum n bass
>"this is amazing"
>leaning back in chair
>killing on joint
>start zoning out
>think about cool thing to do in photoshop
>open up photoshop and start working on assets
>endlessly cycle through different asset patterns
>end up not using anything that i had throught about using
>lose whatever train of thought i originally had
>whatamidoing.mp4
>joint has long been out
>"god i'm so bored"
>browsing fullchan
>friend pm's me on steam
>"so did you finish your joint lol?"
>it's been three hours
>i forgot about him entirely
>feel like i'm starting to come down already
>"hold on let me pack a bowl"
No.3665
>>1983
This story is missing a few pieces I think
No.3666
>so high I can't even smoke properly and just waste the rest of the joint